The Actual Free! - Episode 1: Freak Pool Accident

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if you insult another man's buns you're gonna die it's so simple
Written by voicefag & TooTsunNotEnoughDere
Mixing & Editing by TooTsunNotEnoughDere
Sinyuvuu as Rei Ryuuzaki
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Cojothebrojo as Nagisa Hazuki and Ai Nitori
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Ranmaroto as Makoto Tachibana and Coach Sasabe
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Ezekieru as Mikoshiba Seijuurou
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trufflekeys as Gou Matsuoka
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voicefag as Haruka Nanase, Sousuke Yamazaki, Jimmy and Green
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TooTsunNotEnoughDere as Rin Matsuoka

[@AryaBeltaine]

Favourite quote - "Haru? You can't keep sacrificing people to the pool" "it hungers"

[@GrayeIra]

Same

[@sweetpieanya]

and dont forget "funeral flowers"

[@elvira4915]

yup

[@AngelDuelist]

Sacrificing people to the pool is how all swimmers become champions.

[@eagle8burger]

This is the manliest thing I've ever watched. And I've watched JoJo.

[@laurenpinkiepie8663]

eagle8burger lol

[@AmateurXP]

He slick

[@tommyv.3069]

Random person:"Hey Haru didn't you take my kid swimming here?" Haru:"He's gone now."

[@elvira4915]

xD

[@Jessica-wl9gr]

I luuuuuuuuuuv Haru's voice

[@VoiceHaremKing]

Darling Panda Haru's voice loves you

[@VoiceHaremKing]

The human body is made mostly of water. Haru's voice loves everyone.

[@Tiix3]

this is my favorite Haru dub.

[@bearfist]

hello, voice, we did the thing

[@VoiceHaremKing]

TooTsunNotEnoughDere we always do the thing.

[@wh3nderson95]

+TooTsunNotEnoughDere Great taste in music in your work. ;-)

[@elvira4915]

please make another thing of this

[@hugmythigh]

your awsome

[@RRios0027]

i lov yuu noo dehddy

[@kayla7918]

I really love Nagisa's voice.

[@Cojothebro]

+Kayla Zander Thank you!

[@RRios0027]

@@Cojothebro hey why don shoo mined yor own focken business?

[@farradiamonds2098]

"Why won't this door open okay it's a window" 😂

[@tommyv.3069]

Mako Nagi Rei:"OH Well.!" Haru:"GET the fuck AWAY FROM ME!"

[@tommyv.3069]

Angry Dolphin Nanase that's beautiful!!!! XD

[@sealriously-sealrious9768]

This video is the coolest thing I've seen since the last coolest thing I've seen.

[@aaronfredriksson1643]

"i love u daddy" IM CRYING.

[@brielleskysailing5347]

After countless rewatches... I'm still confused

[@dasani512]

Hey..... can I borrow the pool.... I have some people I need to depose I mean throw into the pool.

[@pebblespenguin]

dasani512 Sacrifice them to the pool, Pool-chan hungers.

[@JDKPastelia]

//whispers in your ear Can I have the drug you were on when you scripted this?

[@MyToasterIsMoist]

Junoichi Bet it was straight up H2O.

[@bearfist]

MyToasterIsRetarded a healthy lifestyle of frequent exercise and good night's rest actually

[@JDKPastelia]

I still believe that there were drugs involved.

[@VoiceHaremKing]

Junoichi There was. It was a drug called love.

[@JDKPastelia]

Fair.

[@jackstone5829]

"you can't keep sacrificing things to the pool." "it hungers." this is me with my friends. not even joking. XD

[@makennakin4113]

The little dull Yay that Haru did is so cute omg

[@gummytimes941]

I like the harukas voice

[@Proteinball]

"Are you my dad" omg Nagisa

[@sakiseshy]

good god i like this a lot

[@CoyotesCove222]

"You can't keep sacrificing people to the pool." /drops to knees/ YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

[@tehRisa]

I came back hoping to actually understand what's happening, but I'm at a loss.

[@heliossajennings5856]

when you reversed the footage of haru cartwheeling onto stage, that was the best moment of my life. I LOVE THIS

[@Sarartistic]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU

[@blu_dot_exe7476]

or he'll die just like that poof

[@shadowsofvalentia]

*applauds*

[@blu_dot_exe7476]

*bows*

[@Cookiehooves]

I learned something today...

[@sandieeli4394]

so convincing makoto

[@SaideSweetMINECRAFT]

"Yeah.. I'm not gay... Yeah." Yes. You are Makoto. Yes you are.

[@MizuChappyChan]

OMG... I don't know how many times I have watched this! This is amazing...! Just Haru's logic gets me!! XD

[@officialkathychan]

Oh god this finally came out and it's still a piece of work. Good job you nerds.

[@who2088]

"Haru. You can't keep sacrificing people to the pool." "It hungers..."

[@lexisopraseuth5611]

IM DYING ITS 2 AM OMFG IM GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

[@sunnymonsterproductions4125]

"It hungers" '

[@SamAP24]

okay wow for a split second i thought haru was the one singing the end song your voices sound so similar

[@FanArtWolf]

OMG I wasn't expecting that for Nagisa at the beginning 😂

[@shahua]

Sousuke though.

[@imstressedbuturnotsurprise3561]

THIS IS AMAZINGNESS! Fav parts 1st scene, coach gets stabbed and says "I'll save you!", I HOPE MY BROTHER DIES!, go to hell "Oh shiz!" -sousuke, I've slain the beast (and when he repeats everything and keeps looking at Rin) . That "I HOPE MY BROTHER DIES!" is the best thing out of EVERY free abridged series!

[@dreameh1438]

This is the best OMFG XD Haru's voice tho! XD

[@icyeyesx]

I HEARD THE HEAVY RAIN SOUNDTRACK

[@sadat4101]

....This deserves to be in a special place. Nice job guys! :D

[@crispycreamy9597]

Why is almost every Free! abridged episodes is where Haru is insane and makotos gay, and nagisa is a thug xD LOL but i love it

[@invabo]

100% Makoto's not only in the abridged episodes gay xD

[@Brotagon1st_in_Hiding]

oh my god this is really good great job

[@shadowsofvalentia]

srsly tho i wonder how momo's going to turn out if he's the adopted brother mikoshiba hates so much

[@imblue36752100]

NAGISA CHOKING IN THE BEGINNING

[@Cojothebro]

+imblue36752100 Those meatbuns are intense, man. I was also eating poptarts at the time, so.

[@alanibunz]

Oh my gosh what even is this

[@lexisopraseuth5611]

Perfection that's what

[@user-cd1lb2ui5z]

did haru sacrifice that child

[@VoiceHaremKing]

Icecream Exorcist he's gone now.

[@ohimsummisse]

the heavy rain reference oh mY GOD

[@bellaPadme]

Fite me * awkward silence * - Haru

[@imblue36752100]

4:50 the snap zooms kill me

[@somekid6484]

Haru is my spirit animal

[@FanArtWolf]

Kou: now if I can get a warm welcome for my special little guy Haru: me.... Yayyy.... This is f**king stupid... //cartwheels out 😂 Rei: gibberish 😂

[@LordDarkRaider]

"Haru, you can't keep sacrificing people to the pool." "It hungers." XD

[@TANkissesXOXO]

This is perfect

[@lexisopraseuth5611]

HARU BBY IVE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE

[@quesenior182]

I died when Mikoshiba said "POOF"

[@tmnyntrstsntnghlf]

“Imma drink the pool water!” 💀 Also Seijuro having an adopted son 😂👏

[@Departedreflections]

you're an incredible voice actor : )

[@TonoRadish]

This is still the best thing on the internet. I'll be on my death bed and have the nurse bring in a lap top so this is the last thing i see. I love it that much.

[@lindsey3493]

Goddammit, this is cancer...and I love it

[@primrose6883]

I wanna be a star

[@primrose6883]

Are my shoes untied?

[@teri6825]

+Rue Happ You don't have any shoes, silly!

[@shadowsofvalentia]

rest in peace, dear captain mikoshiba haru i can't believe what you did with the nail i can't fucking believe you haroo

[@Alicelikessushi]

Oh my god, Haru is the best! XD

[@pickles00100]

Sosuke always gets me when i watch this. I love his line when sasabe asks if he needs something

[@gwenminor9244]

2:20 Use of "Rules of Nature" from the ost of MGR. I love this music so much it even makes free! look badass for a moment xD

[@Frostlesskiss]

God I can't stop watching this. WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY?!?! XD

[@audreybell50]

Poor orphan

[@CatarinaRock]

I have no words to describe how awesome this is *o*

[@KingSilver47]

I wish I cold like this a thousand times. This doesn't makes sense, but it does. It's hilarious!

[@deinaraellis5186]

haru's voice is so creepy. i love it

[@シオン_exe]

Y your voice =_= w whais it so flawless??!

[@SAINTTANN]

naw 50% Off is betterrrrrrrrr

[@シオン_exe]

I like both his harus voice and harus voice.from 50% off XD dunnos whos voice is beeter tho

[@Aruphonse5girl]

Shion Yozora Exactly how I feel! They both fit so well!

[@VoiceHaremKing]

MajideAmaji Saying that one is better than the other would be a Haruble thing to do.

[@Aruphonse5girl]

hahaha.REIlly would be!

[@lexisopraseuth5611]

OMFG IS THE HARUGOU STRONG HERE THATS MY OTP YAYAYAYYAYA

[@nataliewhite6295]

100% Accurate Haru

[@addkim987]

You should do another parody of Free! because this was hilarious! Especially Haru!

[@emi1817]

Fifth time in a week watching this. All hail the pool

[@lisaschannel2328]

I didn't know what was going on about 80% of the time, but I liked it

[@mei-uw4dr]

“w-WHY won’t this door open?! ...okay it’s a window-“

[@starwarzchik112]

4:22 ATTACK ON TITAN OST IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

[@liraiXfox]

Oh my fucking God this Haru is the best Haru I've seen until now XD Why didn't I find this sooner? This is hilarious

[@Cojothebro]

YES! YES! YES!

[@selcamin]

I didn't think I could die so hard. *nervous, wheezy laughter* ..But I did it.

[@XTheWolfTeamX]

Oh my god. This Haru is so much like my friend. From his voice to his personality............... He likes death.

[@xushii9984]

I LOVE THIS HAHAHA Haru is freaking amazing

[@Cojothebro]

this video keeps on showing up on my doorstep

[@MarshyMarsh9]

Best lines: "Hey why don't you mind your own fucking business? *smile*" "I'm gonna drain the pool of water cause FUCK Rei. *whispers* love my fucking meat buns." "Why won't this door open?! Ok its a window!"

[@GoldFox0]

Please make more of these i laughed my ass off

[@Scikid99]

POOF!

[@yuraf0x]

XD omg lol Haru sounds like an angsty teen

[@Feverreached]

Were they seriously playing the soundtrack of Heavy Rain? XD

[@LemongKing]

what's the song called at the very end " I see you lying there swimming in my pillows" I love the voice ^^

[@Ulfius254]

wow.. Haru sounds like a fuckin psychopath who loves water.. well done XD

[@kenlatte]

oMfg THIS IS HILARIOUS XD

[@percyjackson6675]

What did I just watch...,

[@mylittlesecret2717]

something awesome ^^

[@alisschretien1210]

omg.... words cant explain how i feel after that.

[@isabelmott3731]

I died when Nitori talked I lovbe his voice in this

[@goldencapybara7952]

BUTTERFLY!

[@who2088]

"Butterfly! Butterflyyyyyyyyyy"

[@bulletbunnyyy]

haru u emu

[@VoiceHaremKing]

+Shandi Durdle He most certainly isn't a large bird. how dare you.

[@bulletbunnyyy]

+VoiceHK g ASP

[@ironwingartist5578]

I don't even watch free but I appreciated this

[@anonymousalligator3339]

I wish this was still going

[@kenlatte]

Omfg....thats like...how can I say this....it's a little better than 50% off

[@julialwhite99]

.....I'm not sure what this is....but I'm 12% sure I enjoyed it