The Adam Friedland Show Podcast Presents - The Jordan Jensen Show Podcast - Episode 02

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Adam's back from checking his phone in Greece.

[@clubbedsandwich1128]

It's good to see Jordan bring some masculinity to the show for a change.

[@OllieMendes]

Really proud of Adam's progress with his transition.

[@2regarded]

Ya he's almost a man now

[@hoggers7572]

He went to Greece for a spit roast and was very disappointed when they bought him a plate of lamb

[@mikeb6085]

not as hot anymore tbh

[@supernate223]

Jordan is one of the only guests that works well with Nick lol

[@noahstevens1886]

They're both the same kind of R word.

[@gmhard01]

Works well with his hog if you know what I'm sayin

[@elijahgavin6706]

@@gmhard01wrong. Really disappointed you said this, seeing as it DEFINITELY wouldn’t be gay.

[@gehrkedesign]

she may crank hog but she got horse girl hair

[@Creekmore]

It’s cuz they have a secret kid together.

[@zaltonian]

Nick and Jordan CLEARLY in the midst of an epic hair-off, and believe me, it's close

[@FlaminggMoe]

They may tie and have to go to the pubic hair as a tie-breaker!

[@dimitriantanov3150]

When the glasses went on the hair off was on

[@bobsondugnutt5688]

Jordan's hair is great here but yeah it's close

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Jordan's got great feathering but she's not at the level of "possible cult leader"

[@DS-gc7vg]

These are glorious times for looking like a 70's porn star.

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Adam's watching this on his phone instead of reading the book he said he would.

[@pjom4191]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hanseldamnfer2719]

dw he'll spark notes it, lie, and subsequently get called out by nick

[@bluechalk6275]

He's watching this and pretending it's an art film that he definitely likes and understands

[@daffyuser]

delicate feminine tears splashing on the screen "he likes her more than me...i can tell..."

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Bet he still hasn't read "Chaos"

[@Cloud99Entertainment]

Jordan is single handedly saving the show. Finally bringing a little life out of Nick

[@jewtubesucks666]

and that's the power of love

[@quagmoe7879]

Simp?

[@bionicle2122]

​@@quagmoe7879unfunny teen??

[@grovePS3]

Get her as the 3rd

[@taylorg8509]

Not even a big jordan fan , but nick is so much better with her on

[@konorsmind]

Adam has left The Adam Friedland Show to join Stavvys World

[@elijahgavin6706]

That would be so fucking funny

[@me_12-vw1vi]

lmao RESPECT

[@mx338]

Nick is not autistic, he just has a special interest for sirens.

[@colsen2498]

And rigid airships, can’t forget about rigid airships

[@billyghostal]

@@colsen2498 and hermit crabs

[@truediscount2687]

His Ian impression sounds like Worldoftshirts sometimes

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@billyghostalI’d rather have a hermit crab than social crabs.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

And more knowledge of Thomas the Tank Engine than most children

[@cr-qr5pd]

Petition to make Adam do the podcast with Ian and just have Jordan as the new cohost, but keep the Adam Friedland show as the name

[@Fabian080690]

Send Adam and 28 packs of Marlboro reds to make it even

[@michaelqdlap]

Nick and Jordan going at it while Adam watches in the corner

[@klof4276]

Adam got signed in by the dollarsign-icide boys as a rapper/producer. They're doing prep on his image for Hollywood.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Adam is the best bit though. He's genuinely an amazing interviewer

[@NZand]

“Horses are basically Native Americans.” -Nick Mullen

[@wtice4632]

Its especially funny because horses were brought over by europeans

[@sage1682]

As an Apache man I can tell you he's pretty much right lol you are what you munch

[@jakeing0ff]

@@wtice4632don’t believe the white mans lies

[@JJEERRPP]

@@sage1682you’ve eaten horse? What’s that like

[@serdirtbagoftheleft4045]

@@wtice4632before that, horses mysteriously went extinct in the Americas for some reason

[@005connect9]

Jordan fundamentally misunderstanding the fact that the African guy on his cellphone talking loudly on the train is speaking with a guy back in Africa and he has to speak over all the monkeys and lions in Africa was the funniest part of this podcast to me.

[@klof4276]

Very funny but Africa is actually much further away than a normal call. It's like when you call someone you haven't spoken to in a long time. You have to be louder because the phone isn't used to connecting the lines and there might be breakage so you have to be louder so the phone company knows this is an important call.

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

….this explanation makes sense to me

[@Pwilly07]

​@@klof4276tidbit adam burner account

[@bwags117]

Nick finally having to riff with someone who is more masculine than him is a real treat

[@Nandino7]

I’m so here for the Nick and Jordan era. This duo kills on stage and on pods

[@alang4190]

same. ​​⁠honestly i want this duo more than any other comedy pair

[@FoulUnderworldCreature]

Dude honestly I'm here for anything that isn't Cumtown 2.

[@pippylongsausage1275]

This is all we want dude, just a real conversation for once

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@multicoloredwiz I enjoy it but I still wish they’d go back to their sketch comedy format.

[@JeffreyBenzodiazepines]

@@MarcosElMalo2 I'm straight actor Mikhail Douglasov

[@klof4276]

"Real conversation... Real Time with Bill Maher." [Tilts head, Breathes through mouth]

[@Freddisred]

It's hard to admit you started drinking again because your greek lover escaped, but it is a relatable truth.

[@kylemcgill2966]

Adam and Ian better be nervous.

[@clayripblair]

so happy to see my best friends and parents Nick and Jordan while adam is away

[@ThatDamn_AndyV]

It’s nice spending this much time with my mom and dad.

[@kevzeman]

Glad cool Adam is in studio

[@michaelsantoro170]

The bug is on a mission in greece in hopes of finding Stav. Some say hes doing crowd work in dark, crowdless arenas over there- with a piercing thousand island stare. Lets not forget our good friend in the wake of Jordan making the show less gay.

[@panicnow14]

He can't say anything though because bugs can't talk

[@OmnomnomPancake]

holy fuck ill say it again but if this is a regular show i'm so goddamn clownin down, let's go

[@zvndmvn]

This dynamic is so good. Can we keep her?

[@peterpansie5]

Trans Adam looks good pretty feminine still but overall a step in the right direction. These things take time !!

[@mx338]

I think Adam's femininity always complimented cumtown and TAFS.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Trans Adam voice somehow got deeper

[@blacombe420]

"I don't think you can be abusive to an animal bigger then you unless its with a gun" that's hilarious and a true statement for me lmaoo

[@idab6864]

Jordan and Nick are two of my favorite comedians right now, so this is real nice. Thanks for the meal Mama & Papa.

[@syd5380]

Nick: I'm not autistic, it's just that I have all of the traits and everyone aside from me agrees that I am

[@garypliers929]

"Don't get caught with that." Followed by the biggest most genuine smile Nick has ever had.

[@coheteos]

Time stamp?

[@pigeonheadedman5225]

@@coheteos 32:11 there you go

[@zachk2060]

@@coheteosprobably 32:11 "don't get caught with this"

[@mikeg4691]

Nick, "I'm not Autistic" Also, Nick, "I've been getting into air raid sirens lately "

[@Gobando]

Nick: I'm not autistic I'm just (describes symptoms of autism) and almost everyone I've met thinks I'm autistic

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

I get what he's saying. Being uncool and rude is considered autism now. It's kind of stolen valor for people who are permanently retarded.

[@Mastur_Bateman]

@@JohnSmith-mc2zz it seems like literally every body under the age of 35 has a life altering "mental illness". I remember in the early 2000's it was trendy to pretend to have adhd (usually as a cope for stupid kids) but now it's evolved into 14 year olds having "functional autism" and "bpd". I find it so funny how young women who are supposedly "allies" for these people all have made up disabilities lmao. Like ladies you aren't autistic, you're just annoying and bitchy.

[@MDToboggan]

True there is a lot of stolen valor, but I think Nick is definitely on the spectrum I mean he's literally struggling with sensory issues in the first 5 minutes of the podcast with the lights.

[@Mastur_Bateman]

@@MDToboggan it's hard to tell with Nick because he's clearly a chronic liar (see 50% of cumtown stories are just entirely made up) but you're probably correct, he seems to portray a lot of symptoms. Nick also doesn't seem like the type of person to self-diagnose himself a mental disability, so I wasn't calling him out as someone who LARPs having autism, etc.

[@dookiepost]

The symptoms of autism are so broad that almost anyone could be described as autistic.

[@danielsutherland2599]

These have been so funny that I need even more, they have incredible comedy chemistry.

[@John-mf1sz]

Dude, the “I used to do coke and then go bowling for *hours* “ immediately followed by Nick’s “that’s weird” has me weak as hell. Jesus Christ. It’s like an autistic version of a Tarantino movie dialogue. Also Jordan being like “you do look a lot healthier now” to Nick when he looks like he just auditioned for Dallas Buyers Club is the best. Just playing, seriously. He does look good and I’m glad he’s managed his sobriety.

[@TheAtlantaMonsters]

The fans are loving this new direction for the show.

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

20:22 Nick's Ian impression will always kill me. He perfectly captures his essence

[@quinn3334]

love seeing a podcast where Jordan can actually talk

[@mislavsmusings]

HELL yes!

[@teehubruum6844]

Yeah when you don't have Ian fiddance tweaking for a cigarette after not talking about getting anally fucked by a dude with aids

[@RoshDroz]

I can't explain it but Adam is so much funnier lately

[@naylik2562]

Jordan is such a bro. I would love to chill with this dude. Great, funny guy.

[@leeborocz-johnson1649]

Tom Myers has no idea who Jordan Jensen is. He will certainly have no qualms about appearing on "The Jordan Jensen Show". And then he will finally get caught in the snare. Jordan will talk to Tom for 5 minutes, and then Nick and Adam will flank him, and Stav will come crashing shirtless and bloodied through the ceiling.

[@leeborocz-johnson1649]

Like an episode of To Catch a Predator

[@inhubygvt]

if you can get nick to place the mic even lower on his shirt that would be great

[@AustinStephan]

Nick has such a crush on Jordan. It's so sweet, he's a nice guy.

[@jonnylectitio279]

"I'm not autistic, I'm just kinda rude" Same brother

[@CognitiveDissidence]

Being around women brings out Nicks creative genius. He has to be more creative than just being abusive to Adam

[@gc4201]

These two should have their own podcast

[@FinneySP]

Yea these two are gonna get married I’m calling it

[@provenknowledge]

“Dude I’ve been gettin into classic Tiger electronic hand held games. I just spent $18,000.00 on EBay.”

[@HPCAT88]

A lot less sexual tension now that Jordan is co-host.

[@deadtrees1279]

Happy for another installment of TJJS

[@dstill3434]

Hey Nick it’s cool that you’re talking about your struggles with autism. Have you tried vaping and veganism? I’ve heard they help. Also free standing handstands.

[@u-N16z0rz]

Aw hell yeah, another Jordan ep! Can't wait to sit back with my wife and her bf to watch it

[@yungtube7848]

Zing!

[@swingbossa]

The best part of the Mexican aliens story is that they turned out to be cakes!

[@tonyferra2134]

The relapse/drug conversation was very sad, nick says multiple times he wish he didn’t bring it up. I pray for him

[@timtam6369]

Telling jokes and having foom Drinking coffee ten to noon It's a wild ride, beein mull dog (with jordan)

[@John-mf1sz]

I’m just picturing Nick doing a gay little dance while puffing his Füm and staring blankly into the camera.

[@ericmcdonough6771]

My wrists are fucked up because I’ve been getting back into handstand push-ups

[@slowfuse]

Its nice to finally have some masculine energy in the hosts chair

[@BugsyMcOvaltine]

They are so funny together

[@PlsDontSuuue]

nah you just have a very low bar

[@trevorclayton2131]

Yeah Jordan is a good guest imo

[@liquidladdy]

@@PlsDontSuuue god you're so cool

[@sage1682]

These two should write a show where they're camp councelors. Nick is an autistic guy that shows up every year to be a counselor, gets bullied by the kids but loves his job and Jenson could be some bish that has to be there and has a hard time adjusting to the camp setting. Smokes pot with Nick, grow a love interest connection where they climb the rockwall at night and most the way up Nick's harness snaps and he plummets. Or they break into the archery area and start shooting arrows off until one of them accidentally shoots it up and over the targets striking something or someone off screen

[@quagmoe7879]

“Accidentally”

[@JooJooTrainTootToot]

Write your fanfiction somewhere else you weird fuck

[@JebJebJebbers]

hope this is a regular thing even when adam comes back

[@basedretard844]

That is Adam……..

[@quagmoe7879]

I don’t, this sucks

[@JebJebJebbers]

@@quagmoe7879 sam hyde avatar invalidates your opinion on comedy

[@quagmoe7879]

@@JebJebJebbers You’re straight. End of debate. Stop colonizing our comedy. I need my gay F to M Jewish bug representation, now! I can’t stand to look at this woman, or any woman because of what mommy did… it’s why I’m gay. Not that I expect a layperson like you to understand my struggle.

[@elijahgavin6706]

@@JebJebJebbersdon’t these guys have mutual respect for each other and hang out on occasion

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

Nick doesn’t believe he’s autistic because his definition of autism is literally Chris Chan and bronies and he knows he’s nothing like that

[@JeffreyBenzodiazepines]

Which is a fact. If Nick qualifies as autistic then that label is so meaningless as to apply to everyone ever

[@JesusHammer]

​@@JeffreyBenzodiazepinesI think you're just an aspie in denial just like you're probably in the closet about a few other things

[@chrisrob4588]

It's nice to have an hour of ad reads that aren't constantly broken up by podcast.

[@kernelcaptinn6784]

Seeing Nick happy and laughing reminds me of the golden eras of CT

[@bigshammy]

Finally the sexual tension we've been clamoring for.

[@francisteardrop]

I approve of new Adam.

[@theonlydjgrizz]

Imagine Ian and Adam on a podcast together

[@noahstevens1886]

Honestly I'd watch that every week.

[@peterpansie5]

That would be the one person worse than stav to add

[@SwagEnabler]

@@peterpansie5retatd

[@shyridershyridershyrider]

Dystopian nightmare

[@ledon26656]

Adam went on Ian and Jordands podcast. He was awful, disengaged, sat on phone. Just an all around rude and arrogant douche bag.

[@DJ--Dirt]

Adam been working out?

[@CarlisleFox]

And we are back for another one of the podcasts of all time

[@TraderGiato]

im going to keep it real this is what the pod should be. nothing against adam but jordan is just awesome

[@kingtastytv]

Dude keep doing Jordan Jensen episodes please

[@bigbossbaby5866]

Always gotta watch the new Jordan Jensen show

[@toastedt140]

God I love Butch Adam

[@basedbuddha777]

Legitimately: The best TAFS episode was the FIRST ONE THAT ADAM BASICALLY DID ALONE. Let him do it, since Nick obviously doesn’t want to… and then just release TJJS w/ Nick as a podcast. Im a dick chugging fa*got.

[@jewyork718]

Classic Tiger electronic handheld games

[@TommyTheCat799]

In a perfect world we'd have Steward Littles. It's a mouse that talks and brings your favorite in flight snacks

[@jack_rabbit]

i said it before, i'll say it again... jordan could've been stav's replacement REAL easy. she really adds to the discourse, and brings something out of nick that just works for the listening experience.

[@FlaminggMoe]

Adam if you're reading these comments I love you ❤ It's a bugs life buddy 🐛

[@DubyDoobster]

Nick if you point your thumb forward @north 0⁰ as if your wrist is the center of a circle. Fan your fingers out as opposed to trying to point them all forward at 0⁰. Each finger should make a different angle, pointer is like 25⁰, middle 45⁰, ring 65⁰, pinky 80⁰. it will help with the wrist pain of all handstand exercises

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

This is great. Can we have both shows?

[@Sprite_525]

17:52 - 18:11 most legendary ad-read of all time 😆

[@aaronhelfor8764]

Weird how much more I like this than the actual show

[@thelaboratory3882]

Greece really did the most for Adams manhood; looking real alpha

[@browen2857]

Comedy's newest power couple

[@dsprocks]

Why don't these two just accept life and get married already like obviously they have great chemistry and both seem happier just talking to each other it's quite refreshing honestly as fun as torturing Adam is it's far more entertaining listening to nick being happy and funny.

[@Ledpooplin55]

Did Nick say he never called himself autistic? Because he has, about 10 billion times more than anyone on Earth ever

[@augustgurtisen]

Ive been craving pepperoni pizza ever since i went vegan :(((

[@haydenberrick]

crazy you guys were able to change the logo that fast

[@ichirosuzuki2252]

A welcome gift on this day before Friday at the office

[@ichirosuzuki2252]

Someone kill me

[@ZiggaRats]

I'd listen to The Jordan Jensen Project

[@weedleavesandseeds8025]

Jordan and Nick look like the couple that cant legally be within 100 yards of each other

[@Kdog708]

“I sound like a schizophrenic” made me burst out laughing

[@garrgravarr]

Jordan seems to do the heavy lifting for this show, since its inception anyway.

[@arekhautaluoma4276]

Much better than the first episode!

[@cantuadrian2895]

This Jordan show is so much for straighter somehow 🙌🏾

[@prajmasta]

hahahah that Ian Fidance impression....dude I got a rubik's cube!

[@Zlittle42]

We love The Jordan Jensen Show. Make it a regularly scheduled television broadcast pleeeeaaaaaasse

[@dilloneliassen9622]

I've been saying this for years in my head: Make Jordan Jensen permanent third mic on The Adam Friedland Show Premium Podcast Show With Bein' Jordan Premium Podcast Jensen Show.

[@ripdroson]

This is the best example of a work wife. #JustA9To5

[@AehabCries]

yay more Jordan

[@johng.4711]

Girl Adam is funny.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

I love how Jordan is more masculine than Adam.

[@juniormorales559]

Dudes rock Jordan rock's.

[@craiggg1577]

Nicks Ian impression is gold