The Adventure Zone: The Crystal Kingdom OST - Fantasy Costco Jingle (Bonus)

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true!
Got a deal for you!
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"Fantasy Costco Jingle (Bonus)" OST from the free-to-listen podcast, "The Adventure Zone" by the McElroy family and MaximumFun. The song was made by Griffin McElroy.
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[@CapnMarcoPolo]

nothing like listening to a playlist for the TAZ OST, getting weepy over Madam Director, and having the mood INSTANTLY broken by the Fantasy Costco theme

[@Myce_Mycologic]

Haha ikr??

[@sassycc1558]

this just happened to me hahaha

[@quackthulu9575]

That is a very apt summary of the adventure zone

[@savannahmorgan772]

Thats happened to me more times than i can count

[@kassidytucker8431]

Yep

[@rygar8bit]

for only 3 blood drops and the echo of my scream I can get 2 fantasy costco hotdogs and a soda man what a deal

[@katherinek599]

are u ok

[@rygar8bit2]

not after those hotdogs they gave me future sight and i saw my own death

[@katherinek599]

rygar 8bit ,,do u really have 2 accounts that are both rygar8bit except one has a space in it??? why did u reply with another acc???? wtf dude.

[@rygar8bit2]

its what happens when you apply for a fantasy costco card they fracture your name

[@haleyc463]

Them good fantasy Kirkland signature hot dogs.

[@MentalVideographer]

"MY NEIGHBORS THINK I'M A CRAZY PERSON!"

[@thejawajester9975]

No, you just shop at the best store in town, fantasy costco

[@pr0grammcsynth797]

The most important song.

[@coelacanthus-latimeria]

the TAZ OST playlist on shuffle is russian roulette where the playlist is the gun and Fantasy Costco Theme is the bullet

[@obsidianthe7th]

I'm putting the Fantasy Costco in the campaign I'm DMing and when you walk through the door this, in it's entirety, will play all while I greeter sullenly holds an finger up until it finishes then says in a monotone voice "Welcome to Fantasy Costco where all your dreams come true, how may I help your dreams come true today?" And whenever they go back I will in fact make them sit through that entire ordeal every time.

[@rai.justletmedie232]

Love that

[@EvelynFTTE]

Doing something similiar in my campaign.

[@thatzerogirl]

I'm running Aquisitions Incorporated and I'm going to include Fantasy Costco in it, this is a great idea!

[@rowensmith3940]

oh fuck yeah man me too im having them listen to the whole thing too

[@k.g.7591]

I hope that there is a moon siege story arc in which our heroes are saved by Garfield the deals Warlock on account of a customer loyalty program and we get an epic reprisal of this song

[@monk864]

Either that or he's come to get them for outsmarting him in the challenge of mercantile wits.

[@shinydino]

kilian G. If only. Love your first name btw.

[@ZPM7]

Not too far off.

[@ljhunter]

that’d be a sick plot for a live show

[@GoblinLord]

Can I make garfield my patron

[@sab3314]

I feel like taz has given me incredibly unrealistic expectations for what Costco is actually like

[@thegondola9877]

Ｆ Ｒ Ｅ Ｅ Ｓ Ａ Ｍ Ｐ Ｌ Ｅ Ｓ

[@juneBug412]

would people think i'm insane if i made this my ringtone?

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

No. Do it.

[@cappucosmico]

god i hate this bc i came here specifically to download this and make it my ringtone damnit, sans undertale

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Yes. Do it.

[@andelin7610]

Dude, I made this my ringtone after I heard the first 10 seconds.

[@demolition_loverxx]

i made it mine.

[@luckilyduckily]

this may just be the happiest song in existence

[@jackdaw6095]

Riley Kindt I counter this with megalovania in major key

[@notinspectorgadget]

*Laughs in No Dogs on The Moon*

[@Byulsiii]

This gets stuck in my head so often I'm actually concerned that one day I will be nothing but Fantasy Costco's killer drum beat

[@user-tq8zd7wi6j]

Same

[@Ohmydumbledear]

listening to this OST on shuffle and tearing up at "A Rebuilding Year" only to be assaulted by the Fantasy Costco track and immediately losing it is a spiritual experience

[@corrinmcmurray8735]

Sometimes I'll listen to the TAZ ost while I'm studying or doing homework, and it'll fade into the background. I'll be fully focused on math or whatever and then suddenly *FANTASY COSTCO* *WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE* *GOT A DEAL FOR YOU*

[@thomasl1061]

>when your neighbors think you're an insane person.

[@notinspectorgadget]

>when they want to know what the blood is for

[@offbattery6128]

rip fantasy costco

[@claudiag.9307]

THE ADVENTURE ZONE WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE GOT DEM FEELS FOR YOU

[@dingdongdropdead]

"y'know the best thing about the fantasy costo?" (chucks bomb) "free samples"

[@bellyit]

This is Griffin McElroy's peak as an artist.

[@funkyfreshwizardry]

this song gets me so excited

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

This jingle gets stuck in my head aLL THE TIME.

[@cosmicslacker]

Freind:what music do you listen to? Me: it's complicated...

[@temporaltoast9692]

Man, they have such good deals. I got some orange juice, eggs, some bread and a latte for just a glyph drawn in blood and a goat fetus.

[@Penguin-of-all-penguins]

I played this while reading the second book. It was great

[@ratpunkgurl]

Farewell, old friend.

[@Local_Owlbear]

Head Canon time: Every time someone mentions Fantasy Costco, it’s jingle play in the background.

[@tt04sty]

i wanted to listen to the crystal kingdom song and this was the third thing to show up so i accidentally clicked on it instead of the song i actually wanted to listen to. i can feel garfield the deals warlock creeping up behind me

[@demolition_loverxx]

i cant stop listening

[@davidradcliffe955]

I hacked the Costco speakers and played this like 3 times XD

[@chescalilly5304]

there's the world's largest costco pretty close to where i live and i headcanon that that location....IS the fantasy costco

[@nejc1821]

I've been listening to this on loop, and by the third loop I've already sold my soul to Satan.

[@fluffypuff766]

Don't you mean GARFIELD THE DEAAAALS WARLOCK!?!?

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

"Fantasy Costco: Where all your dreams come true. Got a deal for you!!"

[@opheliarosewood7847]

I want this to be played as I'm being lowered into my coffin

[@accthefiend]

I HIGHKEY want this as my ringtone forever more

[@jjju3]

I hate how catchy this is This damn jingle has been stucking in my head all week

[@nejc1821]

I was listening to this, and when it stopped I realised it was drowning out the sound of my sister crying wtf.

[@maxinator7604]

-Taako

[@krisandthebluesurgeons]

i laughed so hard i cried lmfao

[@smith89930]

griffo does such a gud job wat a lovely boi

[@maraday8890]

i would love to go to fantasy Costco!!!!!

[@MxMetalcore]

Listening to this every day until my depression is cured day 1

[@phantasmal_detective]

how's it going?

[@theclownery1337]

i regret listening to the crystal kingdom soundtrack on shuffle at 4am to try to calm down all of a sudden

[@dave1049]

this a jam

[@neospacez]

i be playin this on loop in my group chat, my friends think im crazy

[@alyssa-star]

Just started listening to TAZ a few weeks ago and god I love this jingle

[@syren_dm3931]

This is 10/10 ringtone material

[@JoseSanchez-pk5jt]

Forty second zoom in on me lying face down in a Costco™️ store while this plays and an employee just kinda steps over me halfway through

[@crowstreaming]

My neighbors think I’m a crazy person.

[@cryogenic_sleep4795]

🎵Fantasy Costco where all your dreams come true gotta deal for you🎵

[@ashton243]

ok

[@Kade_Bauman]

This podcast is the best omg

[@beeba1740]

You have 40 seconds to live 0:00

[@sams2642]

This song directly following “madam director” is like a slap in the face LMAO

[@eyesopod]

nothing like listening to the ost on shuffle and getting smacked in the face with this

[@helle8146]

ahhh my ringtone

[@soup_please]

Can someone make this a 10hr loop plz?

[@caroltheneighborhoodkid8431]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJSyd2N8o8-trJo

[@remirussin7240]

I’M GARFIELD THE LOOPS WARLOCK

[@sharkpopsharkie]

This song has ruined my life in the best way possible

[@ouberfox5898]

This brings a tear to my eye

[@legendarymudkip2096]

To this day i cannot see the franchise without singing this... i drive past a Costco twice every day...

[@fintheominousgoose1516]

*Me trying to fall asleep to the TaZ soundtrack* Fantasy Costco: it‘s free real estate!

[@summer.bubble.tea.]

Holy shit i was listening to some calm music and this came on and scared the bejeebus out of me

[@7upvids]

I drew a QR code so long ago that I didn’t remember what it was so I scanned it just now and I’m very happy about it leading me here again :)

[@Capriceious]

its like junes but cooler

[@microwavemad]

WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING SAD POETRY TO THE TAZ SOUNDTRAXK AND THIS BOP COMES ON

[@Silverwind87]

I could totally imagine this music in an Earthbound style RPG.

[@spicysatan1098]

this is my ringtone. i thought that i had a text or a call but no, it was just the playlist. you hit me with the irl version of the confusion pokemon move

[@bobdude8297]

0:00 You’re welcome

[@cylinwilliams2998]

I have not stopped singing/playing this all campaign and my DM now hates me

[@thebardbardelli6515]

This song fucking S L A P S

[@demolition_loverxx]

this jingle is all that is good in the world its fucking amazing, my dudes.

[@SmolPotato8]

I keep singing this with my friends at school, help us, we sold our souls to fantasy Kostco

[@otterronpas]

I made this my island tune theme in new horizons

[@mangocat1235]

How, I need

[@andrewmaddela8279]

anyone know whos doing the harmony. I can hear griffin for sure but im not sure who else is in there

[@MisterAppleEsq]

I think it's Griffin multitracked.

[@fishy658]

I twisted my ankle to this song

[@gingersndragons]

lmao i made this my ringtone and im listening to the TAZ OST and this comes on and im thinking, "wait am i getting a phone call"

[@redwood34]

I'm writing an essay on why KFC's recent expressions of Colonel Sanders is bad and the effects it can have on people and this song came on again and I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for takin me out of my writing flow, Griffin XD

[@user-hn5zw8nq9m]

why are the recent expressions of colonel sanders bad? just curious :) sounds like an interesting essay

[@redwood34]

@@user-hn5zw8nq9m if i remember correctly it was cuz his remaining family is uncomfortable with the current portrayal of him, like the dating game and some of the weirder commercials and stuff, cuz he was a real guy and it’s kinda weird they’re using a dead guy as a hook to get people to buy their products. Especially considering there’s people alive who knew him or who’s parents knew him so like it was weird.

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

*my neighbors think im an insane person*

[@entguarde]

THE FACT THAT THIS IS RIGHT AFTER MADAM DIRECTOR IN THE PLAYLIST.

[@lemonnnnnade]

TCKO... Taako????

[@isawsevenbirds]

This used to be my ringtone and every time my phone rang my sister looked at me with fear in her eyes. As she should.

[@Zernium]

Does anyone know who does the vocals? It doesn't sound like any of the Mcelroys.

[@haunt0logist]

for some reason i thought it sounded like clint

[@silmist11]

griffin probably edited clint's voice, who must have said that at some point

[@bojac6]

sounds pretty much like Griffin to me.

[@DigiFox0]

Yeah that's Griffin, dog

[@captainhdean]

Really sounds like Clint to me

[@EvesEvilVideos]

WHERE WAS THIS??? ??? ? ???? ????????? ? ?

[@user-tq8zd7wi6j]

I came here thinking this was the crystal kingdom song

[@capitalistboyfriend]

This is my ringtone, and I can't hear it as anything but my fucking ringtone now. Jesus christ. it HAUNTS ME. i've been awoken to people calling me from this MILLIONS OF TIMES. THE SOUND OF IT MAKES ME IRATE. I USED TO LOVE IT.

[@WanderingWayfinderLibrarian]

Alrighty So we all know that boiling water freezes faster than room temperature water So. Is it atmospheric pressure along the system thay builds itself inward Or the outer movement of energy from the cold to the heat sink and back? Most importantly, if we can crack why boiling water freezes faster, we will unlock a new tree in chemical manipulation

[@keitohasumi]

*_TSHI SONG HWAS BEBEN STUCK IN YM HESD FIR SO LONG GET IT OUT_*

[@phantasmal_detective]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJSyd2N8o8-trJo :D

[@cloversonthehill]

Garfield is the redrobe confirmed? I haven’t finished yet

[@tristanshivers2975]

I came here from beatdownbound

[@CombustibleToast]

great song but why is there a league of legends chat message notification sample i keep checking league lmao

[@heizo4296]

69th comment SUCKAS