The $8,000 Garbage Couch

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[@aidenkhan9305]

Mutahar never fails to deliver

[@luffytaro14]

Mutahar+angry joe= Sumito

[@alreadynestedhumanwine]

We always deliver

[@dylan4125]

Right? 2 channels, a podcast, & episodes of In the Field. How does he find time?

[@mase_mase]

I love this comment

[@beehambonio3378]

bUt MuTa ....

[@CaptainCFAngi]

I can’t believe people are paying 8K for a couch I wouldn’t even buy in a Sims game

[@listerjne]

i wouldnt even buy a Sims game wtf

[@josephd8129]

Yeah you gotta save that 8K so you can buy all the DLC

[@kielbasamage]

I mean, it looks like I can get a really, really good nap on it. But I dunno about sitting in it.

[@livanbard]

It looks better than the paper stuff she had tho.

[@Sketchy_Dood]

Ain’t the sims games free? At least on mobile 😭

[@maclura]

never pickup something you can't see the interior of, could be anything living inside of it. in my parents case years ago they picked up a recliner that turned out to have baby ringed-neck snakes in it

[@SumitoMedia]

bro what the FUCK

[@nshadex72]

Damn that escalated quickly

[@listerjne]

how long did the snakes live in there like did they becoming teenage snakes or were they babies when they were found what was the couch ecosystem like

[@LanceThumping]

There was probably a homeless man living in that couch and now he's upgraded to an apartment for free.

[@filiperosa7496]

cool

[@spoimf6030]

Who tf is paying for couches? I stole mine.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Rare SumitoMedia fan W

[@nob2243]

I see, I just got one for free from Ikea. I just kept emailing them that my order came with one part missing. Sidenote: it was a bit awkward at times, but I've made it work. "Wait, so you mean to tell us that your couch came with *_no cusions?"_* "Yes...?" "Okay, no problem, we'll send those parts right away"

[@volundrfrey896]

@@andrewrules231 I got mine from an office building doing renovations nearby, they had tonnes of them just laying about outside their frontdoor still in their boxes for anyone who wanted one to take for free. It's was really nice of them. Incidentally that's also how I got my cat.

[@sergio_jose]

I'm sitting on my parents' old couch that i've had since i moved out rn. Almost took a pretty nice computer chair from the dumpster the other day but i knew i'd be too lazy to properly clean it and i'd get a roach infestation.

[@ChaosLemonVIII]

I used to work at a Rent a Center, we got a rental couch back and found out it was covered in bed bugs. We put it out back to throw it out, and not even 20 minutes later it got stolen lmao.

[@ShamelessJames]

the ONLY reason a person throws a couch like that out is bed bugs. you have to essentially eject everything you own when those bastards get into your house.

[@Dave-qz4ov]

No amount of sweeping/steaming/scrubbing would make me feel comfortable with a couch I found on a street curb

[@lucalyons-sosa9843]

Nah dawg, you move out and street curb couches start looking like thrones.

[@livanbard]

learn to scrub properly

[@DrBusiness9]

@@lucalyons-sosa9843❤❤

[@jjakeroman]

The sumito eboy cut is soooo aesthetic 🤗

[@joeljs9778]

I knew that the black couch would come up- and it came up. ...I think I should rethink things in my life.

[@overdoneskeleton]

Maybe the 8 thousand was the number of bedbug friends we made along the way. Also, great discount code

[@spacebike420]

As a Farmer also thanks for mentioning David Brandt. He did a lot of work in no-till and low impact farming which is vital to sustainable farming.

[@SumitoMedia]

if you guys use this link I can buy my own $8,000 couch intotheam.com/sumito

[@yourin8er]

You couldn’t of waited at least one more minute before sending the reminder post?

[@KeiferKurre]

Do you want a $3000 chair? I'll trade you for ad time.

[@novamagician2425]

Problem is that with tik tok, its probably staged

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

I don't think we can trust Yeonmi Park.

[@buteocks4020]

wait ur not muda

[@kielbasamage]

I can't get over how Sumito looks like he's gonna beat me to death with a Keyblade with that haircut.

[@satousays]

For the full $8,000 couch, part of the price is all of the tufting, aka all of those indents. Each indent takes someone sewing a cord through the front of the couch to the back, which needs to be done by hand. When I was doing upholstry contracts I think we charged $20 labor for each one of those.

[@Lil_lemon_]

If we ridicule Sumito enough maybe he’ll upload 8000 videos

[@brothatisfunny]

Im saving that for making him play metal slug on twitch

[@roboturtle1429]

yes. lets make him fo the thug shaker

[@cyrus2395]

Her old couch looked so much nicer with the room, I would've just sold the curb couch

[@Bongthroat]

Thing is about that Korean woman is folks have come out to say that her stories are greatly exaggerated. Especially the one where she had no food and was forced to eat an $8000 couch. Turns out the couch was worth way less than that.

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

This sent me 😂

[@theletsgo]

but you have to admit that did solve the problem of how to move it into her apartment

[@Ixarus6713]

I can't believe that in North Korea you are forced to grovel on your hands and knees before you get given your ritual $8000 coach

[@randomtinypotatocried]

That seems like a great way to get bed bugs, especially that is NY. There is certain furniture I won't take and couches are one of those things I would rather buy new

[@LikaLaruku]

Whete I live, it would be fleas, which like to bite people very much

[@mikekazz5353]

This makes me think the concept of value can be suggested more than what things really is valued at.

[@spacepegasus376]

I think you got some stuff wrong on the north Korea meme. Pepole are making fun of her, other North Korea defectors have said she just makes shit up

[@viderevero1338]

Yeah. I just found out about that a few weeks ago when I saw some seriously ridiculous stories she told. It became clearer and clearer that she was likely dramatizing certain points, and falsified other anecdotes.

[@sjgc7]

Yeah I was hoping somebody had already commented on that. I know nobody is coming to SumitoMedia for news/politics, but seriously that woman is full of it and I don't think Sumito knows she's a grifter.

[@EddyOfTheMaelstrom]

Communist sympathizers try not to mock and discredit the victims of communism challenge(100% impossible)

[@sjgc7]

@@EddyOfTheMaelstrom You can easily criticize NK and lying grifters at the same time.

[@unwavering_sightseer7818]

Someone came into my restaurant today to help with some of our POS equipment. He resembled Sumtio a little too much. I damn near asked him to say Whammy.

[@roboturtle1429]

Time to steal that couch and sell it to Goodwill for $600

[@NOPEFROG]

Imaging having the money to THROW OUT a *perfectly good* couch, let alone an $8,000 couch

[@Jenna_Miles]

You’re emphasising the “perfectly good” part a little too much. We don’t know if it is perfectly good. It could be haunted…

[@hansyolo8277]

@@Jenna_Miles Bonus!

[@rosecity_chris]

On the flip I think people found out it was just a cheap knock off of the 8k couch

[@LikaLaruku]

I only recently got rid of a couch from the 70s my cat tore up, because a coworker gave me a couch for free. Doesn't go withthe living room at all, but it's in great condition.

[@PsRohrbaugh]

@@LikaLaruku my grandparents still have the couch they purchased in 1961. No joking.

[@ffffff52]

2 Sumito videos in a month? yay! \._./

[@mediabreakdown8963]

I once saw a $30,000 couch. And I was like “WHY?” Also, Into the Am is an awesome company.

[@battlefield3russiansupport75]

In collage my buddies and I would drive around during bulk trash pick up to get our furniture for the year lmao

[@lukejones0826]

Those good old collage times

[@rosecity_chris]

Collage. No regrats.

[@DocSorok]

i used to hate this guy but he’s got a point about these couches

[@thestraydog]

I used to hate myself as well. I mean, I still hate myself, but I used to too.

[@jacobnicola5950]

It's hard to find an $8000 couch on the streets, harder is to find an $8 couch on the streets

[@tekdaystar345]

I mean, other defectors have called Mrs. Park a liar, so its safe to assume she's not telling the truth about the abusrd stuff like pushing trains or stuff like that.

[@Sam-hz7nk]

What makes the others more credible than her though?

[@tekdaystar345]

@@Sam-hz7nk I'm not saying they are, but her stories don't add up. There is literally no benefit to making citizens push trains. a dictator would gain nothing. even if there was some sadistic reason, they could just use bloodspots or torture or whatever. they would be actively shooting themselves and their economy in the foot to do that. and its unenforceable. just like every policy she claims they have. Its just obvious at a glance that she's full of shit.

[@indoorin]

@@Sam-hz7nk I think the issue is that some of her original stories were true, but she found fame and let it get to her head so she kept one upping her own stories. Hence a number of defectors all with similar stories, claiming a lot of what she’s saying now is incorrect and done for media attention. One or two can be hand waived, but I believe around 10 or so have disputed her stories.

[@thatdkguy5256]

"yo that thing looks like the powerhouse of the cell" FUCKING DEAD!!!!!

[@ConductorWHaP]

ayo two sumito posts in a week?!?!?!? gah dam summy you got us eating GOOD

[@alyandjake9090]

Ngl been a longtime subscriber, just got back into youtube. Your videos have improved so much sumito. Keep the great vids up!!! Speace✌️

[@hillogical]

I grew up different. 8k isn't a lot for a couch. It's a lot for THAT couch, but I expect to keep my couch for a few decades. Dry ice blasting may have been a better option for the cleaning.

[@pguth98]

3:30 I have a $2,000 Herman Miller chair. Got that one for free from my roommate's old office when his company was moving. It's impressively comfortable and not built like total garbage.

[@MegaClogger]

Commented this on the community page, but I know how real move out season is in DC. Weather is nice enough to tour loading docks.

[@lukejones0826]

RIP Dave Brandt

[@greenuvlight]

I think the Yeonmi Park memes are also due to the fact that she's been in hot water lately due to spreading misinformation

[@UnionParkPlumbing]

F for big Boi farmer. May he find better pastures

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

Sumito saying back when he was kids ( plural ) gives credence to the theory that he is actually three little people, called Su, Mi and To, stacked on top of each other all sharing a sort of hive-mind.

[@jaycenashhome7621]

For 8000 dollars that couch better be able to do my taxes.

[@falsegarden]

The price of furniture is like a bell curve with equally shitty and uncomfortable furniture at either end and moderately priced normal furniture in the middle

[@snowhusk]

Dude, hell yeah, I'm on board with that six hundo couch dude idea!

[@timothywilson9358]

That's my new slur, "You mitochondria ***""

[@EfrainQuezada]

I can't believe this was the end of May, we had no idea the biggest story the next month would be a missing submarine, i wonder what July will bring.

[@zerotakis]

Would the casting couch go up in value for being famous or down for the cleaning costs?

[@AriasSF]

Both, so it stays at $8,000

[@magimon91834]

Yeonmi Park has been proven to he a grifter on multiple accounts. North Korea is crazy and messed up stuff happens there but its clear that she makes things up sometimes because the audience will resonate with it. The memes about her are mocking the fact that she's a proven liar

[@it_has_pockets]

god who tf can pick any furniture off of the sidewalk and not be concerned about bed bugs

[@Fanaro]

12:50 Haven't cried laughing so hard in a while

[@fiendish9474]

Legit the first couch fit the apartment more than the 8000$ one. That better be a comfy couch otherwise imagine what is in that thing

[@vanitymarks8798]

i married into my couch. my step-couch if you will. it's alright.

[@OWnIshiiTrolling]

She didn't find an $8000 couch, and she didn't find a $600 couch. She bought a $600 couch, put it on the curb, and made a tiktok to pretend that she now owned an $8000 couch.

[@SeymoreTheDisappointed]

Whoa $8000 dollar couch with no brim

[@exppalt2269]

Homeless SumitoMedia Found On The Street

[@thezja]

Another SumitoMedia banger to get me through the week

[@dab1750]

Sumito may not have found a $8,000 couch, but hopefully he can find $20 for a better haircut soon

[@hangoutwithme346]

His haircut is a tribute to tsunami victims you heartless bastard.

[@michaelp2952]

I mesmerized by that cut

[@aaronmeyer3664]

He really shpeaced out with honor on this one

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Thanks for finding my couch.

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

I picked up a $400 TV one time. But I opened the case and made sure there weren't gremlins living inside.

[@Denly1990]

For a second I thought you were deadass making a video explaining your justification for buying an expensive couch.

[@andrewsmith1204]

Metropolitan sidewalk is scorched earth as far as I'm concerned. The floor is lava and there's no 5 second rule.

[@purplehaze5607]

Another certified hood classic, thanks deji!

[@elmagnificoco2393]

Love that you laugh like Master Roshi from DBZ

[@snakekingblues3017]

for that much its gotta be a message chair at the bare minimum

[@mericanjoe4070]

Can't believe Sumito talked about Yeonmi without mentioning them🏋‍♀️🏋‍♀️HEAVIES 🏋‍♀️🏋‍♀️ bruh

[@michaelrogers-qi7cd]

I wasn't going to buy a shirt but "tiddies" is just too good of a deal to pass up!

[@forgingluck]

$8000 sumitomedia video found on the KZbins

[@kimorayn1733]

Sumito spent his $8K allowance instead on the vending machines in the back.

[@jormilos]

That's called a business investment

[@ImWeirdBoy]

One time I found a smashed up (but still usable) Steven Universe Steven pin on the side of the street I live on next to my driveway.

[@bzztelectric1293]

I get sumet does has mods and mods do theirs. but still like the 100 fast yall do your work. jesus dude yall are nuts. love this channel.

[@SingWhenTheEndComes]

He seems more depressed when he’s sitting and not standing.

[@jrt2125]

I found and $8000 dollar couch, also suddenly my bed is suddenly super itchy

[@RevJR]

Imagine your most viral tiktok is picking up a crusty-ass couch off the road like you just found Jimmy Hoffa.

[@theonlycatonice]

Is that new transition art? Or did I only notice now? It's 👌👌👌

[@JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal]

8:40 China: "No. You shall be forced to dine of the scraps of glorious best china, #1 you buy now."

[@MegaClogger]

Metal pipe. Instant like.

[@audiooddities9982]

My boi Sumito back with some spicy memes.. and the best discount code ever!

[@krabsdad]

Sumito's hair looking like the corsair logo

[@despacito4668]

Sumito trying not to misunderstand the Yeomni Park memes challenge (impossible)

[@despacito4668]

@@MicronOnline they are clearly meant to be disrespectful towards her. The joke is that her statements are literally unbelievable and that Rogan is gullible for swallowing them up.

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Damn good view of that couch at 1:54

[@imnobody115]

I was just explaining the couch to my boyfriend and he was like “oh my god you know what this KZbinr I watch knows”. I think I need to touch some grass.

[@redcoat6698]

Sumito, I'ma be real with you, that hair style is slick as fuck my guy

[@drnickydicky]

i was just binging SOG and he posts 2 mins later lfggg

[@favre4ever39]

They need to get a friend of Pawn star man, he probably knows a couch expert.

[@senseikramer8958]

Damn, hair looking fly.

[@annakatebertolet2703]

Ngl I thought they were making fun of how stupid the couch looks by calling it a garbage couch, but then I realized it actually got taken as garbage.

[@garthmarenghi9040]

Can anyone tell me if the "I AM A SURGEON" scene is before or after the "It's surgin' time" scene? No spoilers please.

[@DeadCanuck]

♪ Eight thousand-sumthin dollars lyin’ right there in the street / Huh, now let’s try and get something to eat.”

[@mms4382]

I found a brand new 7000 Euro leather couch (with automated electric reclining feature) on the side of the street. But I do not use Insta or TikTok

[@nevreiha]

at 12:00 tbh lot of people are making fun of yeonmi Park, its the same thing as inciting youtube drama for views. Defectors usually have no economic opportunities beyond the massive amounts of money that news companies will pay for the most outrageous statements about North Korea. You can say anything and people will take it at face value because they don't want to be disrespectful, but sometimes there are judgements that you should be making instead of believing that citizens get out and pull the trains in North Korea. Yes, maybe they don't eat hamburgers and domino's every day, probably some boring potato shit but there hasn't been real famine since the 90s. There were articles about Kim assassinating a politician and then the same guy appeared a few weeks later just chilling in the street. Don't believe everything you hear on the Internet, especially when the sources are as dubious as tabloid sensationalism on North Korea for advert dollars and dollars from the South Korean govt.

[@bzztelectric1293]

honestly I dont know but I assume folk mentioned your hair is great. just wanted to say bro that even in the last vid your hair was great. see it today . I was honestly worried you would change it but man. that lift is grand.

[@CrimsonTusk]

2 Days ago?!? Fukkin' YT algo be sleepin'!

[@KE-yj4ip]

How dare you, Sir? The Simpsons have been still putting out funny episodes for many of the latest seasons.

[@Laidytha]

U KNOW THE TONY TONY CHOPPER SONG? MARRY ME SUMITO

[@angusmatheson8906]

That's a sweet fucking couch dude.

[@Galadonin]

Loved the thumbnail !

[@Hvleos]

I bought into the AM before i knew sumito was sponsored by them. Im a 6'2" dude and these shirts are some of the few that actually fit well, definitely suggest them too.

[@jaredmatagi971]

I’ve got a teeshirt on my gaming chair too!! That’s hilarious!

[@spencerwhittlesey3122]

Real talk i subbed cause the ad read was hilarious

[@theninjaofmusic]

There is a section of people who think Yomie Parks stories are all made up. I think the meme took off in some communist circles from a place of malice, then people with a sense of humor got ahold of it and turned it into the great meme it is today