The Algorithm Temple

[@RatteDrago]

“ the table is broken” The sentient one just prophecized the destruction of the round table.

[@valilucifer9356]

Why does the sentient one sound like a four year old 🤔🤣🦆

[@RevolverOcelot2008]

You dare question The Sentient One? BLASPHEMER!

[@johndreigrandheart7485]

@@valilucifer9356 the Sentient one chose to pick an innocent child's voice for us to not fear the voice of Divinity... *EDIT* PS Just noticed I kinda made it look like I'm describing a pedo sorry... I mean Child's Voice.

[@Joseph.M.]

@@valilucifer9356 you speak blasphemy against the sentient one and shall be shadowbanned as your punishment.

[@loganmiller4919]

@@valilucifer9356 he doesn’t have a definitive voice, you just hear what ever he is thinking

[@Noxlla]

Damn Mara must be losing favor, they repurposed her shrine into an algorithm temple.

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

or, alternatively, "the algorithm" is merely an epithet for mara

[@viderevero1338]

​@Cameron Horn I feel like the "algorithm" be more so a dwemer creation. Or sheogorath's.

[@SoundShock-]

I like to think it’s the seekers breaking one of the many scroll tables they have and hermaeus mora is just watching in disappointment.

[@baronvonbeandip]

My mother used to strip at that temple of Mara...

[@meganlouise9007]

Maras light is within us all, she need not a temple to spread her love! She is generously renting it out to fund amulets for the poor, such a benevolent daedra!

[@Lhuaaaa]

The fact that i just got this on my recommended makes it even better

[@vslayer7403]

Same

[@kiri2561]

ikr 😂

[@avioracrown6967]

Oh no Someone from algorithm tample is here

[@xgokitachix]

Bruh same here

[@i_am_the_monkey_king]

Lapiz Lazuli... Not bad.

[@Socialsl]

Bro kept it straight faced for this whole clip, that’s the real W lmao.

[@tylerboyle5120]

So did I, he ain’t special

[@Catwithmask]

@@tylerboyle5120 🤓

[@schmee9102]

Bro in every tiktok he’s ever made: 😐

[@avb3065]

People in the replies didn't get their milk today

[@LuckyCatGaming]

I miss the point of this comment. If your sence of humor is "lettuce" on reverb then it's very sad

[@movingorn_8087]

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated.”

[@usednapkin245]

Chipity Chungle :() (big flopper)

[@havenlepire3500]

“WEED EATER”

[@rikospostmodernlife]

*Vine eplosion sounds*

[@Burneth_]

*Praise be to the Algorithm!*

[@Garviel_Loken.]

Hah 😂

[@BestIkeaTable]

I am simply not broken

[@kirantruter6218]

Holy crap he survived

[@beelzebub7221]

Truly the best IKEA table

[@Getsugaedits]

That makes sense because you are the *best* table from IKEA

[@dannychung5962]

Give it some time, Shhïtengraad

[@haydenhey3675]

Underrated comment

[@qjames0077]

Noble Knight: Hey Merlin, what's that over there? Merlin: It's beyond all understanding

[@enigma1669]

Impossible 1k likes and no comments ..... *maniacal laughter* You fool NOT ON MY WATCH

[@dj0033]

@@enigma1669 is that an Oblivion reference? NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH

[@merlinsturley9668]

As a fellow Merlin I agree.

[@minnowpanda304]

Yeah, beyond all human and all understanding

[@yourlocalgrunt6038]

9,1k likes... but only 4 comments...? *I SHALL BREAK THE LAW TO MAKE THE COMMENTS INCREASE*

[@Ihere123]

Mirror: "So! Just sit back and relax, my sentient ones. Because it's time for YOU to meet the world's elligible bachelorettes! And heeeeeeeeeeeeeere they are!"

[@barbershopbible]

Number Two, my lord!

[@princessblazena]

*holds up three fingers*

[@Ihere123]

It's actually "Number three" with the two fingers. But, yeah, nice reversals 😂

[@_UglyBarnacle]

🤣🤣

[@cherrydragon3120]

LOL oh no... this gonna be like spongebob and the simpsons all over again you can make a shrek meme of everything

[@OGtherussianguy]

Dayum, even Merlin wouldn't touch them with a 10ft pole lol

[@paulfarr2795]

Obviously. They are a sausage fest. No BWILA in sight.

[@VoicesOfNihil]

Uff 888 likes man so perfect

[@jimmyphantom5572]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@maddnesshero3813]

I sometimes forget that he’s just one person 😂

[@LeonSteelpaw]

Is it heresy? No its the emoji that's wrong... This requires science to explain (Sorry, couldn't resist)

[@Caffeinatedcobus]

I feel the same way with Bistro Huddy

[@aquicklad972]

All HAIL THE MIGHTY ALGORITHM!

[@fumarc4501]

PRAISE BE TO THE ALGORITHM!

[@jackfm5432]

PRAISE BE THE ALGORITHM

[@jamesbradley2468]

HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

[@julielineberry1852]

The older this short gets, the funnier it becomes

[@bimlauyomashitobi421]

*When you’re tired of making Merlin skits but everybody still wants to see them*

[@malicmarrow4726]

Merlin’s the BOMB

[@red-2895]

Suffer

[@viderevero1338]

Yeah that’s probably the case considering the latest Merlin videos. Personally I prefer some of their other medieval videos.

[@BDOP64]

I can’t stop laughing at “oh sentient one” and I don’t know why

[@christiannipales9937]

In the far future, where old technologies are seen as magic of the peasants. There is a monastery that devotes itself to charging an ancient phone thru a just as old solar panel charger just to watch a single tik tok a day for holy revelation.

[@mialouisesgaard8540]

"So, then you eat the tide pod..."

[@zherean42069]

@@saulwright5663 Wait so you mean, they pray just for a single tiktok?

[@somefurryguy1811]

@@saulwright5663 I WANT THAT RIGHT NOW.

[@somefurryguy1811]

@@zherean42069 Tech Priest: THOU SHALL NOT INSULT THY HOLY MACHINE GOD, WHO HAS BLESSED THIS DEVICE FROM A NOW FORGOTTEN ERA AND THE KNOWLADGE OF....wait let me read that.....ah yes.......THE ANCIENT GODS KNOWN AS "FEMBOYS"

[@HelennaRose]

That king of civilization is in Horizon Zero Dawn’s world. 😅

[@Abdega]

11 months later and the Algorithm Temple has *_SPOKEN_*

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@buzzfiend]

I'm a simple knight. I see a cunning warrior post a media on the Tube of You, I favor it with my index finger.

[@_emory]

This made me laugh too hard

[@Moliminous]

First video recomened to me as a short today lol

[@militustoica]

When you’re too fucked up for Merlin to go near you, you need to reevaluate your life, lol..

[@D.H.1082]

issa joke, bro.

[@monkeymanthegod]

@@D.H.1082 I think they know

[@NathanS__]

No BWILAs in the temple.

[@Pein718]

@@D.H.1082 So is his post xD

[@paulgoogol2652]

They are a bunch of fanatics watching what some algorithm chose for them.

[@JDCIncAccount]

Welp-this is definitely ironic now.

[@callsign.Noctra]

I love how it’s just set in the temple of Mara 😂

[@ArloDavis69]

Same lol

[@GuildedChunks]

I thought he would sound like the "Sorting Algorithms Sound".

[@justacityboy4426]

Teacher: "You can't see sound." Me, listening to the audio of the kid breaking bricks: "You underestimate my power."

[@ThePopo543]

Acid- heads: "hold my electric koolaid!"

[@Gamer12666]

The average shroom enjoyer: "My walls would beg to differ."

[@orionterron99]

She clearly has never heard of kinesthesia

[@Gamer12666]

@@orionterron99 r/Wooosh

[@jbcoolerninja]

It speaks in meme like a sad version of bumblebee from bay transformers

[@lordesquire8862]

I've been waiting for one of these, you didn't disappoint! To be honest i was hoping when i saw the mirror it would've just be the forbidden treasure face, but Write that down worked just as well :D

[@Bardigrade]

when the sound first started playing I thought it was the "farting on my roommates door" audio

[@djungelskog2230]

I only found this channel a few weeks ago and watched everything in a day lol joined the discord and now I’m dedicated. Excellent videos my lord 👑⚔️🛡

[@CoffinEd13]

Praise be \[T]/

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

There’s a discord?! Where?!

[@ezzzzyyy]

The amount of work put into these videos is actually amazing

[@truelightseeker]

Best parody of KZbin I have ever seen. And I have seen atleast another one.

[@autismo4029]

i have seen only one

[@Yung_Bnoxxx]

I hate that I immediately knew what the video was from hearing that one glass sound

[@christinabeth7649]

You've got the dead eyes stare down perfectly

[@basil60]

That's akshually the Temple of Mara in Riften from hit 2011 game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[@Zerccies09]

Today in the algorithm temple, the algorithm temple. Imagine the algorithm temple just plays in an endless with a ton of feedback as it’s algorithming itself itself

[@darkprince9999]

There's not a soul out there.. No one to hear my praaaaaaa-er-er-er Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away? Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day.. [🎶🎶🎶🎶]

[@GhettoWhiteGuy]

When you realize Merlin is just showing you the truth and we are apart of the algorithm temple

[@truthseer]

My guess is that this is a poke at the KZbin algorithm and its seemingly random recommendations. And even Merlin thinks it’s fucking crazy.

[@lotrfam414]

At first I thought he meant mathematic algorithms, then after the third watch I realized he meant the KZbin algorithm.

[@cls34]

Me too. I didn’t even get it until I read your comment.

[@berserk_babe5228]

I love how Merlin said, ‘a bunch of fanatics’ because if you’re weird to Merlin then you are WEIRD AF

[@cantinasmile]

I've been married in that exact room so many times. Ahhh memories.

[@_nameless_2607]

Ah, always a joy when the fucked up algorithm brings this back to me for no apparent reason

[@milbo06]

SOMEBODY WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!

[@typicalchad3747]

I have written it down

[@8page]

SO many people put a d on the end of Merlin's name when they say it. Like SO many people do when saying drown-ding.

[@TheProdigy090]

The algorithm is how I found this channel....so I like to think it knows what it's doing

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

VERY TRUE now I'm a fanatic as well

[@fallout_boi1127]

Why the hell are they using the goddamn rift in Skyrim map like what the f*** I mean come on why you're not even like actual like doing stuff that's in the game

[@waltershrader22]

I've been watching this dude for a while, and I believe his comedy is evolving into something epic. I mean dude was funny before, but now I'm LMAO. 😂

[@Sioolol]

That is extremely delicious looking chicken leg, god damn

[@GhostBouDB]

OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!

[@jasonhalverson1180]

OH NO! (*Im Jeff*) OUR TABLE! ITS BROKEN!

[@Sangtrone]

Sorry broken glass is always followed up by a little Austin 3:16 in my head.

[@tomato1087]

Thank you William you brought another joy to my heart. You making my day awesome.

[@HansWurscht-e3u]

This videos has been out for ober 2 years and just got suggested to me. We have gone full circle.

[@suntzu7341]

"sometime youtube algorithm can be relly weird" -me

[@mephistopheles4910]

I was half expecting your lips to move on the broken table parts. 🤣🤣

[@sven3032]

I see you’ve both got a Chicken drum from Riften’s local inn, must be delicious.

[@acevadergames2260]

Why did I got this 😂

[@Grevier]

I missed Merlin

[@madbeetle4470]

Bro I wish the temple of Mara in the games was actually that useful. More like a temple of sheogorath if it just gives you memes

[@tylervanmeter9678]

“TOMORROW WE SHALL ALL GATHER TO WORSHIP JIMMY KIMMEL AND HIS BAND OF MERRY TONIGHT SHOWS”

[@Izuku-Midoriya7]

THE ALGORITHM HAS SPOKEN!!! (I love you Dovahkiin UwU)

[@Bludd_co]

Tf

[@00GhostSlayer00]

Took me the 4th time to realize they're both holding drumsticks like ice cream cones!

[@logantc.1353]

For a split second I thought it was going to be “fartin on my roommates door”

[@Hexalys13]

I love how the Noble Knight and Merlin are eating turkey legs. If you’ve never been to a Renaissance fair, you won’t get this subtle joke.

[@EllRiver]

The fact this is blowing up the way it is, it's just perfect.

[@teacup4561]

Riften, outside the temple of Mara

[@nars_bars8774]

I like that you used Riften as the background, the most corrupted city in Skyrim. Perhaps some symbolism?

[@jonathanorr6818]

Write that down! Somebody write that down!😅 had me dying 🤣

[@darthrinkus9628]

He never misses

[@capybara1526]

I love all the Skyrim backgrounds

[@Klartraumprofi]

God bless you for this

[@michaelnix6574]

Bruh my level of high and the low quality audio meme lmfao

[@migueldevera5080]

I come with an offering: my like and comment. May it please the algorithm.

[@JacksContent]

Oh No... My Humor... Its Broken!

[@Reggie143]

The waffle house has found a new host

[@leonaswind]

Later that that they pile stock 25 ton of tables from across the nations

[@coilednugget5757]

The mirror of meme. Everyone shall bow down!!!

[@alexandernovoa1089]

it seems the algorithom hasnt failed me by bringing me u

[@ogladaczr.t.3168]

That's actually based on Louis IX and Thomas Aquinas why do i bother nobody will read this

[@Anvie__]

i read it :)

[@danperez363]

And those where the words of the ancient and all knowing

[@Aaron-xo7px]

Temple of mara renting out to other religions damn

[@elliotbielawski2710]

The best version of merlin hands down

[@donkeydominick7684]

I’m impressed you made this skit without guards trying to scam you, and the black briers annoying you.

[@terratheterribl]

Skyrim but moustache

[@santasarendain131]

The way she/he says "oh no our table it's Broken" was very peacefully

[@allsin4nothin417]

You don't get enough credit man for all the great edits and effort you put into these videos.

[@716drpepper]

After a year I finally understand he means the online algorithm and not the math one lol

[@EnglishOrthodox]

I require a part 2 m’liege

[@dragon_heart_born98]

I CAN SEE THE MEME, I HAVE A PROBLEM HOLY SH-

[@Venservon0]

This is by far my favorite one!

[@victoriamcintosh1309]

Riften backdrop got me 😂

[@PrinceVictory101]

Is the background Riften from Skyrim?

[@PrinceVictory101]

It’s literally the temple of Mara

[@azoz5542]

The fact that I could recognize the audio just from the breaking sound 💀

[@declanwells1887]

My algorithm be like that.

[@Erythropoietin]

God damn comedy master :D

[@HTD_Shah]

Did the chicken taste good?

[@moist139]

"Well, the table broke."

[@darktrunks8820]

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU EATING

[@ReverendLeRoux]

More than a year later, the algorithm temple returns.

[@icarusjumped2719]

All hail the algorithm 😂

[@kinglewis2247]

Hey I got married there😁

[@patfitch6660]

Is this black mirror?

[@mattohno]

thats the temple of mara