The American Dream [Part 1] Baby With a Gun to Firearm Fast Food Worker (VR gameplay, no commentary)

[@schtinky1151]

34:48 "Hey, I think she likes you... And from the look of your concealed carry, you like her too!" I have no words...

[@radecinsanejewkiller]

Seth Begley that was my reation too

[@noobshrine]

Not gonna lie she's the sexiest cardboard cardboard cut out I've ever seen, and my conceal carry proves it ;D.

[@radecinsanejewkiller]

noobshrine whos wouldnt and why keep whiskey from a child thats very bad im sad now

[@ThatDragonGirl]

im gonna rename my glock to that. ifyouknowwhatimean

[@sml2k186]

That’s America for you

[@charlied5465]

These "No commentary" videos are great, even without speaking they act so sassy

[@charlied5465]

Senpai noticed me

[@greyarcher4686]

i guess I am quite off topic but do anyone know a good website to watch newly released series online?

[@kennethjesiah9946]

@Grey Archer lately I have been using Flixzone. You can find it on google :)

[@rodrigoleroy4001]

@Kenneth Jesiah Definitely, have been using flixzone for since march myself :D

[@greyarcher4686]

@Kenneth Jesiah Thank you, signed up and it seems to work :D I really appreciate it!!

[@samwoodward9817]

As an American, I can confirm the accuracy of this game.

[@dukehazzerd2600]

Same here too

[@valentinov901]

murica FUCK YEAH with love from one of your vessels/slave/allie country colombia

[@quinngreenlee2930]

As a Texan I can double confirm (Texas=America x2) lol

[@Funllama]

Samuel Woodward I also confirm the content

[@Sip_Dhit]

Yep especial the farther in the midwest ypu are

[@killstrike-zn1lv]

I'm 100% sure that this is just STFUs pre-recorded life.

[@imabird1566]

The gun god exists in multiple games apparently...

[@radecinsanejewkiller]

All hall gun god

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

those shakey hands come from lack of whisky

[@hannahhonaker1128]

Justsomebiggerman2 no, from lack of OIL

[@GHhurrduurr]

That bolt action rifle design made my head hurt.

[@goodrichfarms8795]

I KNOW! ONLY A LEFT HAND SHOOTER WOULD HAVE THE BOLT ON THAT SIDE!

[@dempeepers4259]

>what Europe thinks America is like I fuckin wish

[@jamesmadrid9478]

Dem Peepers I wish

[@jayvenaguirre1699]

Dem Peepers it used 2 be like this, only thing is there were 98% less guns

[@titanmodz2290]

No thats wrong

[@erykw2220]

I for eropa

[@billfromit8992]

This game looks like what would happen if stfu was a vr game dev. All about guns, America, and plenty of innuendos

[@levimckenna8344]

no, just the guns. also the gun gods would be in there somewhere, also zombies, lots of zombies and beer

[@ethaneder8446]

"Did you hear the joke about the baseball? It will leave you in Stitches!" best dad 2018

[@yokaimooz2675]

OMFG WHYYYYY

[@st4ndg4mes87]

I dont get the joke, then it hit me.

[@theemeraldking3251]

@@st4ndg4mes87 I see what you did there

[@damnedlegionaire]

How did you get footage of my childhood?

[@jerry0331]

XD

[@sml2k186]

This is all our childhoods what you talking about

[@sirenhead6724]

Lol

[@carolynmorgan2193]

wat

[@dire_hellhound_6667]

I’m Half Canadian & half American

[@hamidmalmo7664]

You seem to get nervous around cardboard girls, champ.

[@mustached_villain6354]

She's not just cardboard, she's my waifu

[@arcticfoxguy]

Destruction 100

[@deadskullu]

@@BlackoutBlakeOfficialYT r/wooosh

[@deadskullu]

@@BlackoutBlakeOfficialYT well, I'm bored and second I just found this video.

[@snakeeyes941]

this game is a gun safety nightmare

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

and the NRA's wet dream

[@TokioHotelFan943]

Matt E Take an NRA training course and say that.

[@anon0r758]

corporal grif California is trembling

[@kellerweskier7214]

its funny you say that when liberals own more registered guns then conservatives. Cali for example. the most liberal state. has 11million more registered gun owners then Texas.

[@kalebt7042]

Keller weskier Because there’s more people in it?

[@endymion7585]

*sees kitchen* Oh god, it’s Job simulator again Eccept with guns, shit....

[@pmr5304]

Sergeant Serendipity .s

[@majorachu8624]

(Sponsor) Kitchen Grenade now comes with the family pack!

[@thetarr2]

even better

[@watercan511]

Badass baby reloads 2 clips in slomo with out touching them 10/10

[@vulpez650]

Only 7 minutes in and a baby can use bullet time to reload. Who needs hands when time morphs around your guns need to reload?

[@gamingdemon12]

American checklist: Guns: √ Beer: √ Song of Murica: √√√ American Simulator Complete

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

but no mention of God? their love of God is almost as big as their love of guns! and they both start with G!

[@gamingdemon12]

Matt E oh of course,how could I forget?

[@franzcayme7917]

Far cry 5?

[@howdyhoo9538]

GamingDemon 12 forgot oil

[@formerunitedstatespresiden1544]

iTheGeek not really

[@willt.4787]

Brilliant idea for a channel. Even without commentary so much personality shows. Keep up the good work.

[@ramiere1412]

Your aim has convinced me your an ex military sniper

[@jackmoseley4959]

Craig Boone, everybody.

[@Schrodingers_kid]

and convinced me that he has a problem :P

[@majorachu8624]

Sponsored by: Kitchen gun! Now used by every american housewife!

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

BANG BANG BANG

[@nickkelley9139]

@@josemanuelchavesbussi1098 GOODBYE DIRT!

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

@@nickkelley9139 RUSTY TAPS!?! BANG BANG BANG

[@xxdabproxx7090]

I love you kitchen gun

[@musclecat1005]

Sink Gun

[@galahadinahat6874]

*sips beer* Ahhhhh....Nothing says america more than oil, Freedom, and overwhelmin firepower.

[@quinngreenlee2930]

wolfsmaul-GER OH NO!! WE LOST HIM

[@badatnamesrea5217]

Quinn Greenlee OH MY GO-

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

Kirb MERCA!

[@daehkcidemos]

In the distance....... (quiet US national anthem)

[@squarg1386]

AUTOMATIC WEAPONRY!!!!!

[@mortxiii]

You Sir/Madam are an absolute genius - do not stop doing it.

[@mortxiii]

You obviously missed what make this person a genius, I feel sorry for you. I guess you are the kind of person that doesn't know genius if it hit you in the face with enough force to put you on your arse!

[@itzWhaleyYT]

"how many bullets are there in a standard Carter 1912 magazine?" *Reloads and fires casually to count shots*

[@tetrisgamer728]

“Are you on any terrorist watch lists?” “Yeah, probably” FBI VAN: oh shit, he knows

[@JawJelly]

Here's a quote "Guns kill me" "Me kill guns" The end

[@kodamasdad9562]

Guns don't kill people. Guns kill guns. *nailed it*

[@frog6992]

Wait a minute. They said 90% high fructose corn syrup but 20% horse meat...

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

And it all adds up to 110% American! *(salutes)*

[@frog6992]

Let's STFU and Play Yes it is my Silent friend. Also thanks

[@oafik4939]

Caped Baldy And the math is what you noticed about that?

[@frog6992]

Jace Hinton Yeah...what about else is wrong with it?

[@NapalmNarcissus]

That's American math alright.

[@tyrusthomas626]

"Has the stopping power of a pea thrown by a anemic child" lmfao I'm so happy this game has a sense of humor

[@viscera9579]

No, not the American dream. It’s fookin Texas simulator

[@tylerthegrimm]

Viscera Gaming yes but we call ourselves Texans, not Americans. There is a difference, and God bless Samuel colt!

[@st4ndg4mes87]

sometimes you just need a little more gun.

[@hunter9726]

Each bite taking you 2 steps closer to a *CARDIAC ARREST*

[@jimmybuck1993]

17:44 I lost it. I havent laughed that hard in a good while.

[@danielclark653]

"That's a nice gun you have there" I T ' S 8 I N C H E S

[@napeenyo6785]

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre

[@_Painapple]

Mind blown

[@job5986]

My life has new meaning.

[@Scorpionoxide]

8:13 the American school system in action circa 2018

[@Han-fz8qc]

sees hammer and sickel *COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*

[@simbachvazo6530]

YES COMRADE!

[@user-kl2uo3io7k]

I joined

[@sml2k186]

No communism here in the American dream

[@theemeraldking3251]

Communism on American soil! Lethal force authorized!

[@saxonsoldier496]

Wait hold on how about If you guys love half Democracy and half Communism Introducing the brand new YUGOSLAVIA

[@thelastspiceboy2463]

Who else noticed that they changed the names of the guns are changed for copyright issues since the Luger is called the Kruger and the 1911 is called the 1912

[@radecinsanejewkiller]

I just thought of that

[@quinngreenlee2930]

Cajun Crawford well of course

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

the magic of copyright

[@radecinsanejewkiller]

Matt E too true

[@aspielm759]

and the Springfield the Simpson xD

[@SnataCat]

I think this is the, what, 7th night in a row that your videos are the last thing I watch before i go to sleep? I love them so much, the perfect mixture of chaos and serenity. Keep up the good work.

[@job5986]

“By the look of your *concealed carry* , you like her too!”

[@Christian-gr3gu]

Love how you press both gender options just to keep your identity a secret

[@BatOfTheDead]

Buddy Washington is a reverse Andrew Ryan lmao

[@acethekobold]

I love how this channel is based on gameplay, not commentary, but you throw in the occasional voice line/meme like when you put the “mlg” effect after the “trick” reload. Def. subbed.

[@Scorpionoxide]

No joke, I was just about to suggest this game. Did you read my mind?!?!?!?!?

[@fastestdino2]

I won't be shocked if parent groups take this game seriously

[@venomax3893]

19:06 I was expecting a flash bang fallowing into the spongebob “MY EYES!!!!” Bit lol

[@leonardoadorno8471]

That instant replay is awesome dude!

[@melanieohlbrecht3980]

You're awesome with guns and videos. Glad I came across your channel.

[@sovietrushb3361]

Well i guess i have a job at the Carneval. Yeah waiting till someone drop me into the water 😂😂

[@drinks1019]

This is the Kruger 1918, it has the stopping power of a pea thrown by an anemic child! Nearly died laughing. Truly American right here!

[@eristiles]

So I want to say as much as it’s funny to joke around, I want to say I think this has a bigger message behind it

[@Lylybeebee]

‘You don’t want to buy candy! Candy is a choking hazard and hundreds of children die by them each year’ is the hand’s down best line in this game

[@ronvieceli1659]

Its safe to say you have no future as a line cook .

[@Mystickrage]

guys this is how antigun lobbyist thinks Americas like

[@thevisitor4282]

Idk what those are but probably

[@arenaland6071]

Welcome to 2020 where every body have a gun and then die!

[@larkalfen9510]

I want to see Soviet dream

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

Factory work and Kalashnikovs.

[@kodamasdad9562]

It's basically the American dream, just with less freedom and more bear wrestling

[@simbachvazo6530]

YES COMRADE! :D

[@hary_doidaum5889]

Vodka

[@lonelypotato520]

Living in gulags

[@thegeneralissimo470]

Coming back to this series because I’m sick and need a laugh. Well done

[@bassemb]

Check your Vive base stations, they may be vibrating and causing the shaking controllers. Also check if you still have the plastic peel on them.

[@ajricherson1099]

Bassem Boustany His hands are shakey, as are mine

[@DHgamerplayz]

Keep doing what your doing and you'll get recognized. Your funny even without talking

[@Dzeroed]

27:07 Who else had been screaming *"THERE'S ANOTHER SHIELD!!! **_TO YOUR BLOODY RIGHT MAN, THE RIIIIIIGGGGHTTTT!!!_* at the monitor for at least 3 minutes before he noticed it at the end of the section there? 😂😂😂

[@LetsSTFUandPlay]

Me - while editing and proof-watching these vids - at least once per video.

[@chrisingot1841]

U I love ur videos. Ur movements are enough to make me laugh xD I also love it when u do funny little things like with the whiskey. Keep up the good work U! (And I mean U like in the name Yu. It's ur nickname now)

[@caspiras]

Taking us one step closer to C̛͎̣͓̊͒͑A͊̓ͫͪ̄͏͉R̩̠̩͍̈̎̏D̰͕̤̘̭͑͂I̙̟̦̼͙̗ͧ͐͗Â̸̻̽͒͑C͙̦̲͕͓ͬ̀ ̯͚͓͖̺ͯͧ̔͌A̲R͋̐ͧR̡͖͓͓̤ͮͅE͈͙̜̟̝ͮͦ̍̓S̗̝̳̝͈͉̍̋̍͂͌Tͥ is a lot more American than I thought it would be

[@dukehazzerd2600]

When u cant get the booze.......... (;-;)

[@dukehazzerd2600]

wolfsmaul-GER And then drink to that perfect shot...lol

[@eliblast8378]

the way he was panicking while making the burgers made me lose my shi he went from doing cool ass shit to WTF DO I DO PLS HELP

[@adamnash1770]

this here is the kruger it has the power of a pea thrown by an anemic child. well that made my day

[@CheifPwnsanoob]

as someone who hates gameplay videos, i enjoy your playstyle. you show a lot of character without saying a word, and it makes me smile.

[@yondocentral8825]

The background check should have just been :Where you born in America? :yes Congratulations you are able to participate in the American dream!

[@estebanalejandroalasmurill7687]

wana go to the carnival? dog:first date! 2 years later:first date!

[@obseys]

Whisky: exist Let’s stfu and play: TARGET AQUIRED

[@Voiciunebattledogesse]

Andrew Ryan would be proud of the opening monologue

[@awesomechainsaw]

I love how this game seems to be a parody of how americans are so obsessed with their guns, and that’s bad. But totally fails in it’s duty because it reinforces how awesome guns are.

[@sdog300]

😂 I just wanted to see some gameplay but this guy is pretty funny.

[@baconburger-zt9ro]

the American dream, brought to you by the American rife association.

[@lukewarmpasta7716]

Buddy Washington for president!

[@ru57ed_drag0n3]

This is why I subbed 0:00-45:13

[@simbachvazo6530]

30:25 NO! DO NOT DO IT! REMEMBER YOU ARE COSMONAUT! YOU SERVE FOR MOTHERLAND! DO NOT HIT COMRADE! Edit: WAIT. "It's a shame he doesn't drown"-Dog. So wait, is Comrade okay? YAY!!

[@nickpotter5153]

Am I seriously the only one that noticed the hilarious Australian super heroes? Lol

[@Crantrex]

(True fact) 1947: there shall be no games about guns for childeren 2018: *This video*

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

The baby however receives blanks, little Timmy isn't ready for the .50 yet

[@TheVoidMachineSystem]

2:35 "FBI, OPEN UP!"

[@maxischew514]

I like guns.

[@tylerthegrimm]

Dalton Chew me too. I love them.

[@mintyfreshness4363]

As an American I can confirm this is what my daily life is.

[@elijahpizarro4997]

The perfect way to solving a problem 10:18

[@turbogriffin700]

Remember the first rule in gun safety is to always have fun

[@DxgWaterBayou]

You just gained another subscriber, im crying 😂😂😂

[@nibblesowo]

*Deedle, Deedle, Dee*

[@nibblesowo]

17:51, that's all I'm saying

[@theproblemstarters]

I have never been this amused. You so funny.

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

The whole time you played this I had the song "my oh my this American pie"

[@angelomagliocco6982]

Imagine how rich the family in the video has to be if every time they turn on and off a light they shoot it 5:21 they would have to constantly get a new bulb I mean they’re not too expensive but it will add up

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

I can see that H3VR really does make you better

[@Mr.JeffreyM]

I love the hand motions. They made me chuckle a lot. :)

[@tallcollin27]

Dog: have you handled any firearmYou: (looks at controllers which looks like guns) yes

[@Lucas-lq3xe]

Anyone else is just here for the guy's commentary?

[@Schrodingers_kid]

And this(sniping with shaking hands) is why you should never drink,kids :P

[@muttipi]

The body language only makes this better.

[@retrowave762]

that calibration video was the best fucking thing ive ever seen

[@MrsSkinless]

Just got back from playing bioshock this is good refence.

[@damjanoviic]

27:08 the dog said: Hey hey hey look who got a date this wekkend.While they got 2 *years* later together on carnival....Seems legit.

[@sir_potoo]

Why can't anyone make S.T.A .L.K.E.R VR?

[@eins2001]

Sir Potoo why don't you do it

[@sir_potoo]

Dude I still go to elementary, what do you honestly expect?

[@sml2k186]

Sir Potoo we’ll get out of elementary

[@WolffeTheRapper]

You can feel the stress and frustration hahahahha i usually like commentsry but this is brilliant haha

[@MochieAM]

American dream:yeeee i use the guns Turks dream:yeee i use ma kebab sword

[@soupe5535]

This is the most patriotic game i have ever seen. what they are missing are eagle screeches.

[@happyboi1447]

How to offend a country 101: 1. Go to America 2: Metric System

[@hyperlanceitex6149]

Overused, but still decent joke 0.62 miles/1Km

[@randallsanders1766]

"It's a shame he doesn't drown!" Woah, that's like, fuckin' mean