The Looker (FULL GAME)

Have you ever felt too dumb for regular puzzle games? Then The Looker is for you
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Twitter : / jacksepticeye
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[@Mel0nMel]

I love when games add shitty achievements like burning the shit outta your eyes from the telescope

[@TheKarret]

I would hit like, but you're at the funny number, so have a "nice" instead.

[@ShadowKnux372]

Yeah, joke and easter egg achievements are always a fun time.

[@BombermanUltra]

@Mela (ARYAN AF VIDEOS) nah

[@Mel0nMel]

@@TheKarret I appreciate your strick following of the nice rule

[@TheKarret]

@@Mel0nMel As one should observe. I hit like now, though, since you're well past it.

[@paulinaderegowska4757]

"The Obelisk of Knowledge! Oh wait, it's a giant co-" That actually got me. What a game

[@Markus92105]

true

[@jonnaas]

2nd comment. 4792nd like. Nice.

[@SirAlexanderr]

“I was nothing but a downtown crumb who dreamed to be a whole sandwich, now I’m just another sloppy joe” this is the most legendary quote of all time

[@appleuwumer]

I hope I can use this sometime in my life it's too good not to use!

[@koribush1717]

😆 lol😆

[@alex.g7317]

That sounded badass. I’m stealing that!

[@Morokei_The_Mad]

I greatly enjoy your username

[@SirAlexanderr]

@@Morokei_The_Mad thank you, fellow prey enjoyer!

[@wickedlotusgaming]

That awkward moment you don’t know if the game is speaking or if the sound is edited in, until Sean acknowledges it

[@nutelloza]

I thought it was Sean doing it 😂

[@funnilywordedfunnyman824]

Schrödingers sound effect

[@jonnaas]

3rd comment, 3729th like. Nice.

[@ZombieSazza]

“The obelisk of knowledge… oh wait, it’s a giant cock” I am CRYING, I absolutely LOVE The Looker for that fantastic ending

[@christopherknight9297]

@Mela (ARYAN AF VIDEOS) No one cares

[@Sol-cf9ko]

Wait, your profile picture, where do I know that girl from? I’m sure I’ve seen that exact picture before

[@elliewilson870]

"The stones... of reflection"

[@ZombieSazza]

@@Sol-cf9ko hey, you from NE Scotland? I’m from the NE along the coast, it’s a pic of me in front of the Ginger shop in Inverness. Does that help?

[@Cal_Kestis_1072]

@@ZombieSazza oh, cool

[@reekill_playlists]

The fact that this game was made specifically for a dick joke is actually incredible

[@skrum7005]

spoilers

[@tabeatamm3594]

@@skrum7005 you should finish the video before reading comments if you don't want spoilers

[@reekill_playlists]

@@tabeatamm3594 the top comment right now is also spoiling the video so I see no logic in that reply

[@Skylancer727]

@@reekill_playlists again, why are you reading comments before watching the video?

[@Rise_0-0]

@@Skylancer727 Because of a dumb human trait called *curiosity* and he's not the only who looks at comments before the video a lot of people do because humans are generated randomly and some tend to do the opposite of what majority calls "Correct" Edit: Now I feel smart but a nerd at the same time... *wEiRd*

[@Nitrinoxus]

Sean: "I felt like _The Witness_ was making fun of me." _The Looker:_ "...Yeah, no, _I_ won't do that. Now go stand at the top of that tower and draw the path -- it's _totally_ legit and mind-blowing, I _promise!"_

[@Dabajaws]

I know it's a joke but it felt more towards the witness than the player, better to get a dumb funny moment than pretentious disappointment

[@Nitrinoxus]

@@Dabajaws It's mostly a matter of who's laughing at whom. I'd rather be able to laugh triumphantly at the unfortunately-named Jonathan Blow after beating his self-important puzzle game that's too artsy for a soundtrack, but maybe that's just _me._

[@spicypotato666]

I feel like if you're a dumb shit, laughing and making fun of dumb shits and yourself. That's okay. However if you're a smart fuck, it's a little bit more insulting to make fun of dumb shits. then again maybe we're such dumb shits that the witness was making fun of other smart fucks haha.

[@zombeaver69]

Praise the obelisk of knowledge!1! ☀️♌️ 🌅

[@dinkster]

(clueless)

[@Dukeofnachos]

Jack: I've connected the dots. The Game: You didn't connect shit. Jack: I've connected them.

[@wren9400]

I love the reference.

[@airync]

great buzzfeed unsolved reference!

[@slendydie1267]

The guy that made this game is also a genius. To be able to play off that well from another game is impressive. Not to mention all the jokes, stories and spins the creator did and they all landed and fit so well. The achievements are also a nice touch. Very well done.

[@MovieViews4You]

@Kavetion no one asked.

[@demonx7130]

The big brain move would be drawing end then you made a line to the start to the draw end

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

@@MovieViews4You Please don’t respond to bots. Just report and ignore them. KZbin’s Algorithm will misinterpret your reply as one viewer conversing with another viewer. Essentially, this makes it much harder to get rid of these annoying, asshole bot comments.

[@utrlainstinctshaggy5437]

@Kavetion I’m about to reverse technoblade you

[@Cal_Kestis_1072]

@Mela (ARYAN AF VIDEOS) who are you?

[@allin3515]

The “Ponytail” puzzle that was reversing itself is a reference to Braid, another old puzzle game like The Witness and it’s based on time reversal

[@wartygourd]

that makes so much sense!!

[@dimzard]

And made by the same guy as the witness, Jonathan Blow. But Braid was great

[@MovieViews4You]

@Kavetion again, no one asked your opinion.

[@-coffeecat1590]

braid was so fun, i laughed my head off when the line just reversed itself and the music went backwards as well.

[@SauceyRedHN]

I remember Braid! I don't remember how I found out about it but I fell in love with it because of my love of time stuff and its time reversal mechanic.

[@RhumpleOriginal]

" Try adding more loops " * jack makes some loops * " Now you have too many loops " Jack: " ok so there's a hint somewhere around here "

[@IceMetalPunk]

The amount of effort that went into developing this game, all just to end with a drawing of a "giant cock" 😂 I applaud the either dedication or boredom of the dev.

[@LittlePawPup]

I feel like its spite that caused this dev to make this lol

[@chattaboxxx2332]

Sean: this one's easy Game: requires thought Sean: and I took that personally.

[@echolynn13]

Jack: This game was made for people who aren’t smart The narrator: *talking about quantum physics and shit*

[@xman9354]

Ultraviolet gravity

[@maximuscryptid1952]

@YeaMan page*

[@AmIWhatIAm]

@YeaMan oh is your Paige better? I got a Paige too, she's probably better.

[@bluberry3297]

i stopped believing the narrator after red yellow and microwave gravity

[@glutenfreeorange1925]

as a moron, I can relate to this quite a bit

[@fairysquadmom9902]

The Einstein thing is killing me cause that’s the definition of insanity “doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result”😂😂

[@yannismorris4772]

No that's the definition of practice, weren't you listening?

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Far cry Vass Is Einstein confirmed

[@missdire]

I came here to say the same thing. 😅

[@axolotlboi3957]

@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 ah I see you are a man of culture. Who wins vass or handsome jack

[@thepyro-gamer3399]

@@axolotlboi3957 weapons or no weapons?

[@derekpersson2377]

“Practice is just doing the same thing over again waiting for different results” definitely not the definition on insanity

[@kylet7294]

That’s not the definition of insanity tho

[@Punttipate62]

@@kylet7294 bro hasn't played far cry 3

[@billbill6094]

You explained the joke.

[@Blaze-ub5uw]

The fact that he didn’t realize he could cheat the mazes in the beginning shows what kind of person Sean is

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

I don't get it

[@Jordi_NL]

Since the game was already making fun of the puzzles I thought so too.

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

@Cibakro no the part I don't get is what the commentator means by the actions of jacksepticeye not doing aforementioned method

[@JT-yl9yt]

It's pretty funny after watching dunkeys short of thr game of him cheating all of them.

[@asei231]

@@UnknownZYX_4085 ignore and report. not worth your time.

[@marte010exe]

I actually love the fact that this parody was made just for the fun of it, while still being somehow a very close representation of The Witness and the way it works (I love the fact that it even put in a real life recording mocking the secret ending of the original :v)

[@SophyTalent]

Wait was that not a different puzzle game where it ended with real life footage? I can't remember which one it is...

[@glitchpenguin6371]

@@SophyTalent The Witness ended with real life footage, another game could have done the same idk.

[@julianvelazquez3301]

Same, did you ever see the challenge area of the witness in the mountain?

[@marte010exe]

@@julianvelazquez3301 Yeah, "The Challenge" room where you have to do a bunch of different randomly generated puzzles in order to get the last box in the game, it's actually incredible and really complex to think about it

[@tragedyplustime8271]

@@SophyTalent Nope, it was The Witness. Basically, at the start of the game you can connect the Sun to a gate (Something only people who have played before would know), and that will open the gate, leading you through an obnoxiously long five-star hotel with caverns full of natural jacuzzis and nice vistas (No, I am not joking.). Eventually, when you get to the end of the hotel, you get a secret ending of a guy waking up in a videogame studio, drawing circles with a spoon and going back to sleep on a bench.

[@robot4268]

"left click while near a puzzle to perform a glory kill" i love this

[@themug406]

Perform

[@robot4268]

@@themug406uch appreciated

[@Jay-ql4gp]

I like how the stories get existential and then suddenly turn left.

[@Trixity_]

This voice acting is top notch, totally couldn't tell it was a different person when he changed tones! 10/10

[@poppythemerpasaur]

The bots- My god, the bots-

[@dadogdoin1360]

totally couldn’t tell it was the same**

[@trizhasardana]

Every single moment where Seán thinks he's figured something out but actually hasn't is making me cry and cackle like a witch on sugar high

[@boukh_h]

Why do all 40 yo single moms talk like this?

[@trizhasardana]

@@boukh_h u wish i was a 40 yo single mum

[@boukh_h]

@@trizhasardana why would I wish that? Is it better or worse than your current situation? Miss “witch”

[@trizhasardana]

@@boukh_h i invoke the fifth and would like to take a moment with my lawyer lmao

[@boukh_h]

@@trizhasardana haha so funny and quirky. So random XD 🤪

[@Coco-Loco]

I wish I could see Sean's reaction to realizing that the funny symbol puzzle is based on the number of sides it has. So, circle then moon then triangle, you get the idea.

[@Gooey-gnam0]

The sides, or corners

[@ReySilverskin]

As someone who really enjoyed The Witness (the puzzles, not the pretentious pseudo-philosophical quotes) and did complete it: this is just hilarious, but it also has a few legitimate puzzles in it. It's a perfect parody. 😆

[@pedrostormrage]

8:12 "You're right there. I mean, **beep**. **Beep**, come on, **beep**!" I love this game 😂

[@zapsattaxx]

In case you never noticed, the solution to the shape puzzles is figured out by going in order of how many corners the shapes have, which is why it went circle (0) to moon (2) to pointy (3) and so on. Don't be ashamed if you didn't see that, since I didn't either until another person I watched play this pointed it out.

[@arjacx9207]

Fun fact, when I did the same puzzle, I coincidentally managed to figure out the order by looking at the potions on the shelf nearby and comparing the shapes of the bottles to the symbols... This was before I had made my way into the hedge maze, where I figured out I only accidentally got it right.

[@nathanlunev8187]

I WAS SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN

[@hazmatxx]

I thought it was that at first too but it's actually the number of sides. A couple of the shapes have the same amount of corners on the final shape puzzle but they all have a different number of sides.

[@vibaj16]

@@hazmatxx edges are the same as sides...

[@hazmatxx]

@@vibaj16 Thank you, that was a typo!

[@theinkking]

14:24 *sees ghost* Sean: UHHHHHH! Player Character: Guess it’s times to kick ass take names.

[@shelbyhurst3484]

40:45 the “I right clicked! I right clicked” gives the same vibe as Arin from game grumps ‘I hit end! I hit end’ moment lol

[@PhaythGaming]

Fun fact from a French Canadian: Snéke is pronounced almost EXACTLY like Snake. It would be Snèke to get the snek sound.

[@wildmoose6934]

I can’t believe you had me say snéke and realize you’re right ☠️

[@PhaythGaming]

@@wildmoose6934 lmao. I used été as my word to get the sound in isolation. Pretty much just an a! Whacky dude.

[@wildmoose6934]

@@PhaythGaming ah I just said it in french the way I'd usually pronounce it, are you also french Canadian?

[@Helia-_]

Jack literally mentioned the only one piece antagonist pirate crew that would be perfectly fine sinking into the sea

[@brittneybocanegra5511]

Lmaoooo yeah they'd be totally fine underwater

[@ale_cge8123]

@@brittneybocanegra5511 yup arlong is basically from fishman island 🤣🤣

[@sunnyd4ze]

can I have the timestamp?

[@frankiemillcarek6976]

@@sunnyd4ze 24:30

[@sunnyd4ze]

@@frankiemillcarek6976 thank you!

[@chickennugget7489]

Jacksepticeye is like the main character gifted with a very powerful artifact but he can't figure it out on how use them because of his room temperature IQ

[@YourDyingStar]

Yugioh

[@Aragon-no5tc]

"The booty will be ours, we just have to line her up!" Damn, didn't know Jack transitioned into more pg rated content.

[@koolaid33]

He's always been a glorified Irish R rated film. It's just it's a very long and confusing film, stretching 10 years.

[@toolng1798]

5:50 my brain: can't you just go around the maze? Jack's brain: *COLOR EVERYTHING*

[@winterchill365]

The last part of the game about the "obelisk of knowledge" was hilarious! The scene after the credits was also funny. I enjoyed playing The Looker. The puzzles are fun and clever. For a game that is just a parody of The Witness, it's brilliant and wonderful. Bradley Lovell did splendid work on developing and making this game. The Looker is a genius and marvellous game.

[@Jeoloseph]

How were you supposed to do the puzzle in the hedge maze because Sean just guessed randomly

[@june5737]

Even the name of this game is ingenious. “Looker” is a more simplified way of saying “witness” and the game reflects that haha

[@iamacommonman7122]

Whoa didn't think like this! It makes this game even more funny🤣

[@chinbag]

The witness is one of my favourite games, and the looker may be my favourite parody ever made. Jazzpunk vibes and amazing humour everywhere

[@nasonxian]

"You're right there! I mean beep." That was amazing, and the thing that made me have to play this myself.

[@crystalflame0750]

17:57 I love how jack's camera has to quickly promotes top of the mornin

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love how well this parodies the original, it jokes about everything while still being insanely creative. Makes me think of the Stanley Parable!

[@niko0152]

Sean: this game was a couple years ago Also Sean: shows clip from another lifetime

[@revilno]

Man, the ending was so great and definitely family appropriate!

[@blaze-uo5pm]

Oh wait it's a giant co-ndor

[@revilno]

@Kavetion you have one video and it’s insulting Jacksepticeye, I have strong doubts you’re better than technoblade. Also don’t anyone click on their video their trying to get clout with a stupid gacha meme

[@jazzygiabao5560]

P I S S J A R

[@benedict69420lol]

its a giant cok

[@souldraigon6462]

Well Sean never tries but maybe he's now trying because of YT bullshit that happens

[@mandapanda666]

I love the fact that Jack very clearly saw that the telescope was pointed directly at the sun, but looked anyway.

[@milkandhoonie]

oh my god the ending being a reference to the secret video you get from the witness if you solve that one door puzzle in the very beginning of the game i absolutely lost it. "I was in a coma the whole time waaaa" "good stack of pennies" cause in the first one he knocks the pennies over xD absolutely genius i love this dude.

[@souls1223]

The ADlib with the philosophical beginning was absolutely hilarious. This game is awesome and witty.

[@MovieViews4You]

@Kavetion did you reply on everything ???

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

I agree. Really dig this!!

[@souldraigon6462]

@@MovieViews4You That's what I'm saying god this guy is annoying

[@Moraca101]

@@MovieViews4You its a bot, report for spam

[@javieraa.5248]

"BEEP! you're right there! I mean beep" actually had me cry laughing

[@grfrjiglstan]

This is such a great parody. My favorite part was the random horror segment, because in The Witness, there's a couple areas you travel to that just have incredibly creepy vibes for no reason.

[@vorobuh_the_1]

Jack screaming its huge at 43:09 lines up with the punchline very well

[@colekiesler6721]

Jack: Tries to solve the most simple maze puzzle. Also Jack: “This is the hardest thing ever not even God himself could solve this.”

[@yoink297]

@YeaMan joe mama

[@arctrog]

@Kavetion who's technoblade?

[@CrimsongEdge]

@@arctrog A minecraft youtuber that died to cancer so @Kavetion is being very disrespectful

[@wordsforname6054]

I hate the internet, this comment section is the only reason I need.

[@dramey]

“TOP OF TA MORNIN’ TO YE LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!” Hit me so hard with nostalgia and that green hair. Ughhhhhh why are we growing up. Love ya Sean you’ve always been the most consistent and funny KZbinr on the internet and you make tons of peoples lives better each day. Thank you.

[@thetoaster6938]

so we can do taxes and die

[@dramey]

@@thetoaster6938 yeahhhh basically

[@idkwhattoput0271]

Same mate

[@stepvencarie5975]

@@idkwhattoput0271 @ @dawsonfanmicheal @dawsonfanmicheal @dawsonfanmicheal @dawsonfanmicheal

[@souldraigon6462]

Couldn't had put it better mehself

[@Curaleafs]

Here’s a good tip! Whenever your doing a maze just follow the left or right wall the whole way through; even if the maze has no end.

[@kip258]

For anyone who didn't realize, Ponytail was a reference to Braid, and when Jack completed the puzzle, time would rewind to before he completed the puzzle, because Braid...

[@cabbageking526]

“We dig our graves before we explore heaven” goes unexpectedly hard

[@vlamm676]

Jack trying to do the maze puzzles when all they have to do is just draw a line AROUND the maze from start to end was driving me nuts lol

[@becc_snipe]

I love how the game draws with a crayon like you're a child

[@EhPlusGamer]

I just want to point out how hard that mini game is at 35 minutes. He absolutely crushed it, but a LOT of people struggle with it. There's an achievement for getting a score above 600, and not many people actually have it.

[@TheRealMargeSimpson]

Jack: *mimics pirates* Me: “Jack and the Carisean”

[@emzerevell]

Jack and the CariSeán

[@marlinjohnson9347]

I like how the game went to hysterically clever to ominous when you enter the castle. It certainly had me going, especially the part with the bleeding paint and the suit of armor vanishing

[@urlilbirdie938]

This game meant... weirdly a lot to me when I played it. The witness because impossible for me as a disabled person to finish, and I felt betrayed by the entire game, that the ending was immeasurably difficult. Then I got this which wasn't painful at all and was just a fun clever romp that made me happy instead of feeling betrayed. I'm glad you got to play it!

[@themug406]

"impossible for me as a disabled person" top tier comedy

[@MrLoverman7134]

Betrayed? It's a game, you knew what you were getting into

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Wait at 27:18, the menu is absolutely bonkers. Going from left to right, Diet Chocolate Milk Chocolate Milk Zero Tuna Pizza Pulled Long Pork Wrap ("Long Pork" is a way to say human flesh"

[@emmexpress6425]

I love that this game is littered with pretentious references to novels and esteemed intellectuals. I feel like it adds another layer to it all haha

[@JokingThief]

Jack actually took a second to line himself up perfectly with the telescope that was pointing *AT THE SUN*

[@Putingy]

Fun fact: pirates wore an eye-patch because they looked at the sun with a sextant (navigation instrument which is used by looking at the sun, moon or star).

[@mrstardian]

I love the looker so much, and the fact that its free is so amazing

[@heresywithana]

I've watched people play this game so many times, and each time the horror section they get jumpscared by the statue. Whoever made this game is a genius, they predicted that people would fall for that and shoot the statue in response, if they ever made an actual serious game that had like horror in it, it would probably turn into one of the best.

[@erlouwer]

"The definition of practice is doing something over and over again and expecting different results" Th- thats the defintion of insanity ... ... Wait

[@kylet7294]

That’s not the definition of insanity

[@Punttipate62]

@@kylet7294 bro didn't play far cry 3

[@ZeroWildFyre]

@@kylet7294 it is actually

[@angelgsant9671]

@@kylet7294 some one never heard quotes from Einstein

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@kylet7294 It's Benjamin Franklin's definition of insanity. "Do the exact same thing over and over again, expecting different results." It's legit.

[@Creepamang]

27:42 “I like filling them out that way” Jack is still eating from the kids menu

[@ChrisTheKid_01]

The moment he said, “ as someone who’s reading one piece right now this is incredible” my respect for Jack shot up

[@Savsthegreat]

Sameeeee! he just started too because he said "Arlongs pirates are going down!!!"

[@ChrisTheKid_01]

@@Savsthegreat he’s in for a ride

[@appleuwumer]

@@Savsthegreat RIGHT LMAO he's just taking his first baby steps loll

[@appleuwumer]

Robin is mommy as f

[@ChrisTheKid_01]

@@appleuwumer I love Nico Robin, I’m an archaeologist too so I’m more bias lol

[@mr.jglokta191]

Jack: This game is more my speed Me: Come on Jack, you're smarter than THIS Jack: Looks straight at the SUN through a telescope 😐

[@caitlinb1657]

8:14 made me laugh out loud so hard 😂 "You're right there- I mean beep" 17:41 is such good attention to detail, holy crap 😆

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

I love how this game gets extremely philosophical but immediately keeps the attention of its players by being comical 🤣🤣🤣

[@corneliusarmstrong5018]

"I was just a downtown crumb who dreamed of being a whole sandwich, and now I'm just another sloppy joe" I felt that in my bones

[@Star_SoupXD]

I love how Jack gets so excited when he solves a puzzle, it honestly brings brightness to my day ^^ love ya jackyboy stay hydrated and take brakes when you need it!

[@frankhuurman3955]

I think his car always needs brakes!

[@eimaj3185]

I love brakes

[@TheSilentHawke]

@@frankhuurman3955 he shouldn’t steal brake pads either🤣

[@frankhuurman3955]

@@TheSilentHawke xD

[@SilverThePanFurry]

17:39* casually calmly looks through telescope at the sun and gets silently scared by the blinding light*

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

What a tragic story. Things that feature main character death (in my experience) are always masterpieces and this gane is no exception. perfectly poetic. I rate it 16/12.

[@yuckcrae]

im SO glad you’re continuing the ‘the witness’ stuff. the witness was the first game i got on my xbox one and now it’s in my top 5 favorite games ever. sometimes i sit on the game just looking at the scenery listening to music.

[@CaramelFop]

I never finished it and it became one of my least favorite games, not because it was too hard for me but because of the breathing and footstep sound effects scared me, I was a child and they were creepy to me 😅

[@Blade_Corps]

Having played hours of The Witness myself, using a guide mind you, and STILL not finishing it, this game really speaks to me. And that last puzzle had me laughing so hard I got a headache, I haven't laughed like that is ages. Thank you for the amazing playthrough Sean xD

[@SolstaceWinters]

After first seeing this, I love the notion of going up behind friends or while in voice calls and just whispering "the obelisk of knowledge" faintly and in different tones, voices, and states of panic/excitement. The idea fills me with joy. If I can get them to a point where they are either demanding I shut the hell up or asking what the hell the obelisk of knowledge is, I've done my job correctly. A true friend annoys their friends, and true friends put up with it.

[@art_games_and_writing9778]

Thank you, I'm gonna use this

[@MatthewBaka]

There's a lot of nuanced humor in this. The quantum prayer thing was funny to me because as a kid my parents were biblical literalists but i was really into physics. They showed me a video of a literalist trying to justify how the Earth was 6000 years old and it was just so desperate trying to reach the conclusion of a young universe. So when all the quantum mechanical talk was revealed to be justification that God could listen to prayers it made me laugh.

[@mewmew8932]

People like that always make me think that the universe is some kind of speedrunner trying to make everything as fast as possible

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

I rewatched Seán’s video on _The Witness (2016)_ before coming back to this video. The thing that particularly impressed me is how Seán- at a much less certain, a far less confident, point in his KZbin career- was beginning to realize that he didn’t have to apologize for “not being good at puzzle games.” You’ll notice, if you watch even older videos, that this wasn’t always the case. His _Kerbal Space Program_ Playlist is a prime example of Seán apologizing for “not doing well” where *no apology was EVER NECESSARY!* And now, with a definitive ADHD diagnosis and nearly Ten Years of KZbin experience under his belt, it’s nice to see that confidence and realization increasing exponentially! Good on ya, Young Sir!

[@Zadanoire]

*i love how this game just casually changes its genre quick after a scary version of its premise lol*

[@DS-oopa]

I love The Witness, and heard about this parody on Reddit. My boyfriend and I have been playing through the original game, and checking to see what laser towers we've solved, so that we can gush about the way we found our solutions. It's not a co-op game, but it's so interesting as we discuss and learn about each other's problem solving thought processes! It takes some patience though. Definitely not a game you can fully experience in one sitting.

[@vampbites89]

And most certainly with a hint or two along the way

[@DS-oopa]

@@vampbites89 nope. We have a "no hint rule" between us, and we haven't looked up any walkthroughs. To me, that sucks the fun out of a game. It's so satisfying when the light bulb pops on and I figure something out. I love the challenge, and still haven't finished the game! 💜

[@vampbites89]

@@DS-oopa then you are a smarter person then I lol. I only did it once or twice when I was really stuck, but for the most part I did it on my own.

[@DS-oopa]

@@vampbites89 you can do it! When I'm stuck, I step away from it, or move to another area. There have definitely been some puzzles that took my noggin for a joggin, but it usually takes looking around for a different perspective, taking a break, or revisiting the first puzzle that taught you the rules to make sure you understood them correctly. It's a challenging game, but I think anyone can do it if they set their mind to it and take time to learn what each puzzle is trying to teach you! 💜🫂 ETA: I'm really good at finding the environmental puzzles, and my boyfriend isn't. However he's been roasting me because I'm stuck on some of the treehouse puzzles, and he's finished them! 🤣

[@vampbites89]

@@DS-oopa trust me, it took me literal years to actual finish that game and I had to go back to other areas constantly lol. I’m actually replaying and am stuck in the desert temple. My main problem is that I get motion sick from first person games so sometimes I literally can’t play it. I’m ok with some of the environmental puzzles but some (like those stupid boat ones) kick my butt.

[@ozantheman5268]

I love how the game was too smart for jack instead of the other way around

[@jacobdecker9952]

@@rlm839 there’s a reason why jack don’t make Fortnite content It’s because it sucks

[@xman9354]

@@jacobdecker9952 Sans pfp says: fortnite bad

[@purrfect_kitty5322]

@@jacobdecker9952 I don't like Fortnite but what does that comment have to do with the conversation?

[@mr.pierogi]

@@purrfect_kitty5322 Someone probably said something about Jack playing Fortshite.

[@SorowFame]

@@mr.pierogi I think he has played it though

[@rook-to6uc]

12:18 Practicing is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results My man defined insanity not practice

[@treedruid]

22:42 the term you are looking for is: Check Mate.

[@underpussy_]

No he's chessin'™

[@isabellabrower9241]

Jack: "This sound reminds me exactly of a game" ... Jack: "Is it batman??" Me: ".... Undertale"

[@pureblood1108]

Sameeee

[@lills3879]

Same lol

[@will308]

SAME

[@litewave5186]

was anybody reminded of VVVVVV?

[@ReySilverskin]

@@litewave5186 That's exactly it - I could picture the game but I couldn't remember the title. 😄

[@sillyvexx]

narrator person: "oh wait its a giant co-" me: *bursts out laughing*

[@GaminandGgamer]

To be Continued

[@generalred6260]

I didn't think this game was real and i'm so happy it is. I honestly think The Witness is just a joke made by the Dev to see how the artsy crowd would react, and this game embraces that.

[@gren8te319]

2:48 this game ruthlessly shitting on every part of the witness is so damn funny

[@thegreatgildersneeze]

This game is one of the greatest shitposts EVER made. Edit: possibly one of the best jokes in the whole shebang is the audio log about the wealthy ship owner who collected the insurance money. That story is word for word in The Witness until the last few sentences where it goes completely off the rails to end in an "and that kid's name? Albert Einstein." gag, which is a perfect send-up of Jonathan Blow's whole "look at me; i'm smart because I listen to smart things" schtick.

[@pedrostormrage]

36:06 "What was the point of you?" "Ponytail" is just a "Braid" reference (both Braid and The Witness were developed by Jonathan Blow)

[@WinterGamesYT]

25:10 the amount of time that sean sustained this pirate impression is hilarious

[@l0uisinana]

there’s actually a trick to hedgemazes, if you put one hand, doesn’t matter left or right, and always have that hand touch the wall you cannot get lost. it might take a long time to solve it but you at least won’t get lost

[@elevendyone111]

30:23 HAD ME DYING OMG 😭

[@hampter1444]

Lol, the ending was poking fun at the end of The Witness. At the end of The Witness, you wake up in the real world and they start trying to connect lines like the game. And like the whole "Oh I was in a coma the whole time" joke, the whole game of The Witness was actually just someone stuck in VR or something the whole time I don't really remember. I enjoyed this, as someone who beat The Witness I couldn't stop laughing at all the jabs at the game. 10/10

[@goblin5tar]

43:33 best ending istg

[@rossmurrayfam1568]

The chest board was fantastic the way the chess fell over on the narrator then the start to end was on the actual chest board really well done

[@professionalamateur417]

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I feel like Jack is one of the very few people who can make us laugh in almost every situation. Whether it’s an exciting, boring or scary subject, his sense of humor is never lacking.

[@MarcWFaceman]

this was fantastic, i hope to see more games from Bradley Lovell, he's clearly got gamedev chops!

[@zanebullock]

Jack's reaction is worth a lot, I feel like most games that are actually creative, the developers are just waiting for jack to find their game and make it loved

[@themug406]

.. no

[@gren8te319]

8:11 i love how the beeping dude breaks character from sheer annoyance