Actor Justice Smith plays the exact same character in every movie, a very feminist man who's acting like as if he is forever on the edge of breaking down and crying.
@ConspiraTee7 ай бұрын
You’re absolutely right…he is horrible- it was a painful watch
@Rhamsody7 ай бұрын
Yet somehow, always gets the girl he's pining for, even though she way out of his league.
@ILikeYous7 ай бұрын
The type of easily manipulated guy that makes women feel comfortable but not attracted. A simp basically.
@RaikenXion7 ай бұрын
He does, i did find him annoying in JW3, but his character was alright in Det Pikachu.
@jujubees58557 ай бұрын
And if the humiliation rituals are a real thing as Katt Williams says, is probably a willing participant. That's my only hypothesis and why he has a career.
@Dave_McKansas7 ай бұрын
You guys jumped on the sword for us. Sorry you had to see that😆
@BrandonScott-mi5pz7 ай бұрын
GARBAGE 🗑 MOVIE. SERIOUSLY,
@plaernotree7 ай бұрын
That makes them brave and stunning!👍
@darthlaurel7 ай бұрын
Taking one for the team like the alphas they are.
@AlphaProto7 ай бұрын
They making movies for an audience that does not exists. Black people, and no one else want movies like this.
@NeverForget17767 ай бұрын
And even within the Black community it's only a subset who care anything about this. It's just like Marvel films, made for a very tiny few
@tubularsubaru64227 ай бұрын
@@NeverForget1776Marvel movies damn near average 1 billion dollars per movie. They may have fallen off recently but it’s def made for more than a tiny few
@o.gparamount30997 ай бұрын
@@tubularsubaru6422 FACTS💯, ppl really say the most clueless stuff on here smh
@FUh_Que_-7 ай бұрын
That is because Marvel ended with Endgame, after that movie all they produced was money losing trash.
@thePouncingPurplePanther7 ай бұрын
Wrong! Black people do not want movies like this.
@MSinistrari7 ай бұрын
Out of the three showings of this one during my shift, we had a whopping 7 people combined attending.
@williamjamesayers77197 ай бұрын
Whoa!!!! Better watch out.....next time you might be faced with 10 people.
@thethrasher5627 ай бұрын
@@williamjamesayers7719😂
@thattinawoman51197 ай бұрын
"I do not recommend this movie to be seen ever, at all" - lol. Bless both of you for watching this for us.
@Esmeralda-20037 ай бұрын
Why am I not surprised? Thank you for taking the hit for us.
@jeffa55247 ай бұрын
Should have turned the movie into a drinking game. Take a shot for every time T wanted to walk out.
@mikecanul7 ай бұрын
lol!
@Esmeralda-20037 ай бұрын
That's actually a good idea.
@kylemenos7 ай бұрын
I remember a time. I looked out my window and thought 'life is gonna be fine'. That is dwindling.
@Mr2at7 ай бұрын
😂 yep
@kirbyculp34497 ай бұрын
Bizzarro World, fiction became fact.
@poru2087 ай бұрын
Can't imagine they could do it better than that Key & Peel sketch from back in the day. Thanks DA for taking a lot of lumps in the theatre for us this year so far.
@lunarvision7 ай бұрын
YES!! Been looking forward to The DA’s review!!
@thumperjdm7 ай бұрын
Movie: "White people, this movie isn't made for you. We don't need you." Me: "You'll get no argument from me!"
@bethanyjohnson82227 ай бұрын
As a black person, that ish wasn't made for us either 😂
@alienlife77546 ай бұрын
I bet they wish more white people went to see it now. LMAO!!!
@pir8prod7 ай бұрын
When a bad Key N Peele skit becomes a whole movie.
@bigdreams55547 ай бұрын
Sad part is there's a hilarious "ghetto Hogwarts" school for black wizards skit by Key n Peele that is hilarious. I would have happily watched a feature length film of that!
@BrokenRobot3K7 ай бұрын
The movie is bad but those key and peele skits were funny as fuck
@AnointedFlow7 ай бұрын
Bad? That sketch was funny and what this movie tried to be.
@EudaderurScheiss7 ай бұрын
id love this move if he went, "fuck this wand, i need a gun". sorry
@CynsCorner7 ай бұрын
Saw the Thomas Sowell shirt on your KZbin banner. Subbed immediately!
@RaveyDavey7 ай бұрын
Black Hogwarts, as opposed to Hogwarts which had all races.
@macwyll7 ай бұрын
But yet the only ones prominently showcased were only of one particular race.
@tidecaller72177 ай бұрын
@@macwyll Maybe because it's one particular race's culture.
@chrismaturino79387 ай бұрын
I can't believe they dragged David Alan Grier into this shit
@deathmetal2717 ай бұрын
It has been a long time since Random Acts Of Comedy last aired
@Adamguy20037 ай бұрын
I know, right? He must REALLY need money.
@DPUMA87 ай бұрын
Watch the interview with Adam Carolla talking about how David Allen Grier and his casting makes sense
@HousingOfSorts7 ай бұрын
He’s a woke idiot so he probably jumped at the opportunity
@warspawnedpainting43807 ай бұрын
Thanks gents, your sacrifice is noble. Godspeed 🙏
@Brogu77777 ай бұрын
Thanks guys for taking one for the team. I figured it was going to be bad.
@timwhite55627 ай бұрын
"he had his speech at the end about him not being seen and not feeling heard and of this bullshit..."😅😂
@hamdinger71457 ай бұрын
I love this D.A. take one for the team
@mikecanul7 ай бұрын
The heroes we need but don’t deserve
@Danahell7 ай бұрын
I had completely forgot about this movie, not that I woulda watched it
@PapaPalpatinesPizzaPadawan17 ай бұрын
D. A. and Tee have taken a bullet for the masses... thanks!
@ryeguy74717 ай бұрын
Why isn’t Hollywood using established comedy writers/creators like Aaron Macgruder, Dave Chappelle, or K&P to take on this subject?
@deathmetal2717 ай бұрын
Because they need those that they can control
@Arnold-l1k7 ай бұрын
Are we sure this screenplay and script wasn't written by an AI program it sure seems like a advanced AI writing program with an incredible amount of glitch this was as entertaining as staring at a blank wall while cold sober under restraint
@RogueSarge7 ай бұрын
I’m sorry you folks had to sit through that garbage!
@mattrrissman7 ай бұрын
I can’t believe you didn’t have a magical experience at that movie! 😂 Props to the two of you for the dedication you have to have had to go and see that film. 🤣
@kendiamond78527 ай бұрын
Repeatedly I am convinced that Hollywood seen The Producers & said "Let's Do That!"
@RaikenXion7 ай бұрын
DA when you was on EBN livestream saying you gonna check it out i was like NOOoooooo!!!! like Vader, and at the end of that Grandmaster Flash song "Don't Do It!" It's a shame really because with the right person maybe this movie could have been really Clever Funny, something like Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles, where it has really good humor while making a really clever social commentary on racism.
@mikecanul7 ай бұрын
Yes!!!!!!! You guys made it! !! My heroes! Bwahaha - now we need a MAGICAL LATINO BROWNIE movie!
@Esmeralda-20037 ай бұрын
And who is going to watch that one? Rhetorical question. I'm sure you already know the answer.
@HeavyMental10007 ай бұрын
No! Hopefully the Latino wokesters have learned from this mistake lol
@Esmeralda-20037 ай бұрын
@@HeavyMental1000Hopefully, but in this day and age, it would not surprise me if they did indeed repeat this mistake. Hopefully they don't do it!
@thornwellwatson30887 ай бұрын
No we don't, nobody would watch that either
@darthlaurel7 ай бұрын
A-aron......glad I wasn't drinking when you said that!🤣🤣
@DEATH-THE-GOAT7 ай бұрын
Taking one for us is an act of heroism 🏅
@dwainmorris78547 ай бұрын
Tee man Looks like Isom with that red shirt on
@ConspiraTee7 ай бұрын
Lol
@jasonfonrose317 ай бұрын
You can't see a movie today without some sort of an agenda. Its tiring now
@chaz98087 ай бұрын
Dude respect for suffering through this no way I could have stayed for the whole thing lol
@DanTries-j7g7 ай бұрын
Thanks once again DA (and Tee) for taking one for the team! 😣 DT
@bluetarantulaproductions61797 ай бұрын
Saw the advertisement for this trainwreck the other day when I saw Ghostbusters (Frozen Empire is an awesome movie btw) and the only thing I could think of was "WTF is this stupid crap?!". The guy in the row behind me had roughly the same thought as me when I heard him say "That looks like a complete condescending waste of time".
@MasterOssy7 ай бұрын
I didn't even know this movie was out. Then again, I already knew the movie was bad enough.
@burntthesis7 ай бұрын
for real though... is there anyone out there doing yarn sculpture that is not down on their luck???
@medigoal7 ай бұрын
Thanks for jumping on that hand grenade for me. Shout out to DA. and Tee!
@red-stapler5747 ай бұрын
It could have worked if their power was derived from white guilt. Then it then could have been a good satire.
@crylikewolf7 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service, gentlemen 🫡🤣
@TrueBagPipeRock7 ай бұрын
"there's a movie u could do with this idea." I actually agree with that and will say some of the worst movies I've heard of lately have creative potential and the attempt is there. Honk for Jesus, Book of Clarence and others. I think they are creative, they just lack the spark to put them over the top, but they are trying. It's really, really hard to get it right, but you can see there are classics that are coming. I do like what they are trying to do, even if it's an epic fail.
@thequintanashow50587 ай бұрын
There should be a movie about how this movie was greenlit by a major studio. I’d watch that!!! 😂
@Nathanwilson-x3h7 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team. I have loved DAG since in living color days. Your review reminds me of men on films quote. "HATED IT"
@CynsCorner7 ай бұрын
Saw it yesterday with some other KZbin buddies. We all disliked it as well
@brianlawton81727 ай бұрын
One more nail in the coffin called Hollywood, what's next? "Lord of the blings"?
@vernonhampton58637 ай бұрын
My money is staying in my pocket. Thank you for suffering for your channel.
@GiratinasRisingRenegades7 ай бұрын
You wanted Uncle Tee to come with you to this movie, DA.
@BlackbeardsRevenge7 ай бұрын
$1.3 million dollar opening weekend says it all. Oddly the studio won't share the cost of the film which was probably in the 10's of millions. A tutorial on how to piss away money.
@rickyclover93937 ай бұрын
Some Ol bullshit!!! - Double Toasted.
@RichWards-Wins6 ай бұрын
Man, you guys really took one for the team... I salute you.
@AdLockhorst-bf8pz7 ай бұрын
"it didn't really work" sums up almost every Hollywood movie these days.
@drewtwon73747 ай бұрын
I think these movies want to keep us divided. When we are divided we are easy to control.
@fmc2917 ай бұрын
I hope y’all end the night watching a good movie
@sergioomar90906 ай бұрын
We appreciate you guys taking one for us.
@nunyanunya41477 ай бұрын
they made a Key & Peele skit into a movie with out Key & Peele being involved??
@Elerad7 ай бұрын
You guys are true gents for jumping on that grenade
@yaskingslay7 ай бұрын
So happy to see you guys.
@eastbow60537 ай бұрын
thank you for your sacrifice 🙏
@michaelquaid46797 ай бұрын
Thank you sir! Way to go biting that bullet and watching it so I don't have to. I knew it would suck
@bethanyjohnson82227 ай бұрын
Its a mixed dude. He said he was working out his choldhood bs about growing up around paper people 😂
@Carcerian7 ай бұрын
Someone is just jealous he's not magical! 😆
@pepita24377 ай бұрын
Is it worse than Madame Web? XD
@jigen15047 ай бұрын
So basically the movie is a typical David Allen Greer skit. Hell when he’s well
@plazookas7 ай бұрын
Almost the first one...
@djkoz787 ай бұрын
First time I saw the main actor was in a horror game & he's awful in that too. Wooden
@CORLEONESPORTS977 ай бұрын
Im Italian I think this shit get me motivated I'm the great Mandingo!!!!!!!
@dr.emilschaffhausen46837 ай бұрын
I was hoping that theaters would hand out the chart of whiteness in Pocket form for everyone to have as a reference!
@AuthorJohnADouglas7 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team.
@bigdreams55547 ай бұрын
I honestly thought this was a Marvel movie. Trailer was horrifically painful to sit through. Can't imagine watching the whole thing.
@eternalhalloween17 ай бұрын
Maybe they were going for a prize in laughably stupid.
@rupertchappelle53037 ай бұрын
When people pander to you and patronize you, it is not because they respect you.
@anthonymusto35377 ай бұрын
Studio had no faith it’s been on the shelf for over 2 years😂
@whisperienced7 ай бұрын
The name alone says everything I need to know.
@stillaboveground24707 ай бұрын
It should be "out of the theater". Fifteen minutes into the film, go out to the snack counter for popcorn. By the time you get back, the movie has been yanked.
@Daurio47477 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing your assessment. 🙋
@pault63407 ай бұрын
Wasn't the lead actor in Jurassic World? Liked him in that very much.
@sillymesilly7 ай бұрын
Would be entertaining if they fought magical society of Grand Wizards and Cyclops KKK
@LesterMoore6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the heads up. Have better things, more rewarding to realize for my money.
@SuperSnowMoonVODs7 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching for us, because no way I was going to waste my time with this one 😂
@Steno3167 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching for me
@charlesedwards96357 ай бұрын
Thanks DA will not be seeing this movie. I don't want to waste my money on garbage.
@adamhunter41207 ай бұрын
The moment I heard the name and of the movie and found out what it was called I knew it was gonna be woke and extremely offensive to both whites and blacks extremely uncalled for who did they make it for?
@alienlife77546 ай бұрын
I have never seen a black man sport a Star Wars hat. My compliments on your fashion sense sir.
@adamethancrow7 ай бұрын
thanks for taking the hit for us guys- 😂
@LFoster80267 ай бұрын
I walked out after 30 minutes. It was boring. The dialogue was uninteresting, Horrible! Unfocused! Just horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ConspiraTee7 ай бұрын
You totally understand my pain
@marcakins3373Ай бұрын
There was a time I would support black creators, I hated all of Tyler Perry movies but I would either go opening night or buy and never watch the DVDs…out of nothing but curiosity I wanted to see how bad this movie was, but not to see it in theaters….i finally watched and it really is that bad…complete waste of time….but I am not gonna lie, David Allen Grier needs to be in better films
@CalebAyrania7 ай бұрын
Honestly I could be wrong but isnt the whole "magical negro" trope just a really old Spike Lee joke of when token negro and magical helper tropes are overlapping in a rather cringe way? Which happened like less than 5 times in movie history? As in its really a complete meh non issue...
@snaggdadon7 ай бұрын
cant believe yall watched that dei crap lmaoooo bless yall!!!
@Villion777 ай бұрын
Should have not made it a comedy anf went the blumhouse route and made it a horror movie.
@constancecampbell46107 ай бұрын
What a shame. I agree that there was a great premise somewhere in there.
@jodi28477 ай бұрын
The premise could work if the Society's focus was to, for black safety, make sure whitey always feels GUILTY, which makes more sense narratively and has a ton of comedic possibilities.
@goblondie7 ай бұрын
Thanks for suffering so we dont have to...
@Dr.Dankies_217 ай бұрын
Lmao good have unc in the review
@PS-hv7on7 ай бұрын
This movie is what a real hate crime looks like.
@Rayyman7 ай бұрын
I'm not black I'm puerto rican. The title made me go hmmm but i saw a clip about the shark white people thing. This movie got paid for because of the subject matter. If the filmakers wanted to do an actual black harry potter type movie it wouldn't have been funded.
@warriorkala39607 ай бұрын
Thank you for seeing this movie for me
@jimringomartin7 ай бұрын
But how was the popcorn?
@rafaelbalde2497 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this one! 😂
@BrandonTheAnimeGuy7 ай бұрын
Well you must of had the duct tape to keep your heads from exploding. 🤣. Sucks that your time was wasted. But you get a video out of it.