The American Society Of Magical Negroes - Out Of The Theater Review

[@NeverForget1776]

Actor Justice Smith plays the exact same character in every movie, a very feminist man who's acting like as if he is forever on the edge of breaking down and crying.

[@ConspiraTee]

You’re absolutely right…he is horrible- it was a painful watch

[@Rhamsody]

Yet somehow, always gets the girl he's pining for, even though she way out of his league.

[@ILikeYous]

The type of easily manipulated guy that makes women feel comfortable but not attracted. A simp basically.

[@RaikenXion]

He does, i did find him annoying in JW3, but his character was alright in Det Pikachu.

[@jujubees5855]

And if the humiliation rituals are a real thing as Katt Williams says, is probably a willing participant. That's my only hypothesis and why he has a career.

[@Dave_McKansas]

You guys jumped on the sword for us. Sorry you had to see that😆

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

GARBAGE 🗑 MOVIE. SERIOUSLY,

[@plaernotree]

That makes them brave and stunning!👍

[@darthlaurel]

Taking one for the team like the alphas they are.

[@AlphaProto]

They making movies for an audience that does not exists. Black people, and no one else want movies like this.

[@NeverForget1776]

And even within the Black community it's only a subset who care anything about this. It's just like Marvel films, made for a very tiny few

[@tubularsubaru6422]

⁠@@NeverForget1776Marvel movies damn near average 1 billion dollars per movie. They may have fallen off recently but it’s def made for more than a tiny few

[@o.gparamount3099]

​@@tubularsubaru6422 FACTS💯, ppl really say the most clueless stuff on here smh

[@FUh_Que_-]

That is because Marvel ended with Endgame, after that movie all they produced was money losing trash.

[@thePouncingPurplePanther]

Wrong! Black people do not want movies like this.

[@MSinistrari]

Out of the three showings of this one during my shift, we had a whopping 7 people combined attending.

[@williamjamesayers7719]

Whoa!!!! Better watch out.....next time you might be faced with 10 people.

[@thethrasher562]

​@@williamjamesayers7719😂

[@thattinawoman5119]

"I do not recommend this movie to be seen ever, at all" - lol. Bless both of you for watching this for us.

[@Esmeralda-2003]

Why am I not surprised? Thank you for taking the hit for us.

[@jeffa5524]

Should have turned the movie into a drinking game. Take a shot for every time T wanted to walk out.

[@mikecanul]

lol!

[@Esmeralda-2003]

That's actually a good idea.

[@kylemenos]

I remember a time. I looked out my window and thought 'life is gonna be fine'. That is dwindling.

[@Mr2at]

😂 yep

[@kirbyculp3449]

Bizzarro World, fiction became fact.

[@poru208]

Can't imagine they could do it better than that Key & Peel sketch from back in the day. Thanks DA for taking a lot of lumps in the theatre for us this year so far.

[@lunarvision]

YES!! Been looking forward to The DA’s review!!

[@thumperjdm]

Movie: "White people, this movie isn't made for you. We don't need you." Me: "You'll get no argument from me!"

[@bethanyjohnson8222]

As a black person, that ish wasn't made for us either 😂

[@alienlife7754]

I bet they wish more white people went to see it now. LMAO!!!

[@pir8prod]

When a bad Key N Peele skit becomes a whole movie.

[@bigdreams5554]

Sad part is there's a hilarious "ghetto Hogwarts" school for black wizards skit by Key n Peele that is hilarious. I would have happily watched a feature length film of that!

[@BrokenRobot3K]

The movie is bad but those key and peele skits were funny as fuck

[@AnointedFlow]

Bad? That sketch was funny and what this movie tried to be.

[@EudaderurScheiss]

id love this move if he went, "fuck this wand, i need a gun". sorry

[@CynsCorner]

Saw the Thomas Sowell shirt on your KZbin banner. Subbed immediately!

[@RaveyDavey]

Black Hogwarts, as opposed to Hogwarts which had all races.

[@macwyll]

But yet the only ones prominently showcased were only of one particular race.

[@tidecaller7217]

@@macwyll Maybe because it's one particular race's culture.

[@chrismaturino7938]

I can't believe they dragged David Alan Grier into this shit

[@deathmetal271]

It has been a long time since Random Acts Of Comedy last aired

[@Adamguy2003]

I know, right? He must REALLY need money.

[@DPUMA8]

Watch the interview with Adam Carolla talking about how David Allen Grier and his casting makes sense

[@HousingOfSorts]

He’s a woke idiot so he probably jumped at the opportunity

[@warspawnedpainting4380]

Thanks gents, your sacrifice is noble. Godspeed 🙏

[@Brogu7777]

Thanks guys for taking one for the team. I figured it was going to be bad.

[@timwhite5562]

"he had his speech at the end about him not being seen and not feeling heard and of this bullshit..."😅😂

[@hamdinger7145]

I love this D.A. take one for the team

[@mikecanul]

The heroes we need but don’t deserve

[@Danahell]

I had completely forgot about this movie, not that I woulda watched it

[@PapaPalpatinesPizzaPadawan1]

D. A. and Tee have taken a bullet for the masses... thanks!

[@ryeguy7471]

Why isn’t Hollywood using established comedy writers/creators like Aaron Macgruder, Dave Chappelle, or K&P to take on this subject?

[@deathmetal271]

Because they need those that they can control

[@Arnold-l1k]

Are we sure this screenplay and script wasn't written by an AI program it sure seems like a advanced AI writing program with an incredible amount of glitch this was as entertaining as staring at a blank wall while cold sober under restraint

[@RogueSarge]

I’m sorry you folks had to sit through that garbage!

[@mattrrissman]

I can’t believe you didn’t have a magical experience at that movie! 😂 Props to the two of you for the dedication you have to have had to go and see that film. 🤣

[@kendiamond7852]

Repeatedly I am convinced that Hollywood seen The Producers & said "Let's Do That!"

[@RaikenXion]

DA when you was on EBN livestream saying you gonna check it out i was like NOOoooooo!!!! like Vader, and at the end of that Grandmaster Flash song "Don't Do It!" It's a shame really because with the right person maybe this movie could have been really Clever Funny, something like Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles, where it has really good humor while making a really clever social commentary on racism.

[@mikecanul]

Yes!!!!!!! You guys made it! !! My heroes! Bwahaha - now we need a MAGICAL LATINO BROWNIE movie!

[@Esmeralda-2003]

And who is going to watch that one? Rhetorical question. I'm sure you already know the answer.

[@HeavyMental1000]

No! Hopefully the Latino wokesters have learned from this mistake lol

[@Esmeralda-2003]

@@HeavyMental1000Hopefully, but in this day and age, it would not surprise me if they did indeed repeat this mistake. Hopefully they don't do it!

[@thornwellwatson3088]

No we don't, nobody would watch that either

[@darthlaurel]

A-aron......glad I wasn't drinking when you said that!🤣🤣

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

Taking one for us is an act of heroism 🏅

[@dwainmorris7854]

Tee man Looks like Isom with that red shirt on

[@ConspiraTee]

Lol

[@jasonfonrose31]

You can't see a movie today without some sort of an agenda. Its tiring now

[@chaz9808]

Dude respect for suffering through this no way I could have stayed for the whole thing lol

[@DanTries-j7g]

Thanks once again DA (and Tee) for taking one for the team! 😣 DT

[@bluetarantulaproductions6179]

Saw the advertisement for this trainwreck the other day when I saw Ghostbusters (Frozen Empire is an awesome movie btw) and the only thing I could think of was "WTF is this stupid crap?!". The guy in the row behind me had roughly the same thought as me when I heard him say "That looks like a complete condescending waste of time".

[@MasterOssy]

I didn't even know this movie was out. Then again, I already knew the movie was bad enough.

[@burntthesis]

for real though... is there anyone out there doing yarn sculpture that is not down on their luck???

[@medigoal]

Thanks for jumping on that hand grenade for me. Shout out to DA. and Tee!

[@red-stapler574]

It could have worked if their power was derived from white guilt. Then it then could have been a good satire.

[@crylikewolf]

Thank you for your service, gentlemen 🫡🤣

[@TrueBagPipeRock]

"there's a movie u could do with this idea." I actually agree with that and will say some of the worst movies I've heard of lately have creative potential and the attempt is there. Honk for Jesus, Book of Clarence and others. I think they are creative, they just lack the spark to put them over the top, but they are trying. It's really, really hard to get it right, but you can see there are classics that are coming. I do like what they are trying to do, even if it's an epic fail.

[@thequintanashow5058]

There should be a movie about how this movie was greenlit by a major studio. I’d watch that!!! 😂

[@Nathanwilson-x3h]

Thanks for taking one for the team. I have loved DAG since in living color days. Your review reminds me of men on films quote. "HATED IT"

[@CynsCorner]

Saw it yesterday with some other KZbin buddies. We all disliked it as well

[@brianlawton8172]

One more nail in the coffin called Hollywood, what's next? "Lord of the blings"?

[@vernonhampton5863]

My money is staying in my pocket. Thank you for suffering for your channel.

[@GiratinasRisingRenegades]

You wanted Uncle Tee to come with you to this movie, DA.

[@BlackbeardsRevenge]

$1.3 million dollar opening weekend says it all. Oddly the studio won't share the cost of the film which was probably in the 10's of millions. A tutorial on how to piss away money.

[@rickyclover9393]

Some Ol bullshit!!! - Double Toasted.

[@RichWards-Wins]

Man, you guys really took one for the team... I salute you.

[@AdLockhorst-bf8pz]

"it didn't really work" sums up almost every Hollywood movie these days.

[@drewtwon7374]

I think these movies want to keep us divided. When we are divided we are easy to control.

[@fmc291]

I hope y’all end the night watching a good movie

[@sergioomar9090]

We appreciate you guys taking one for us.

[@nunyanunya4147]

they made a Key & Peele skit into a movie with out Key & Peele being involved??

[@Elerad]

You guys are true gents for jumping on that grenade

[@yaskingslay]

So happy to see you guys.

[@eastbow6053]

thank you for your sacrifice 🙏

[@michaelquaid4679]

Thank you sir! Way to go biting that bullet and watching it so I don't have to. I knew it would suck

[@bethanyjohnson8222]

Its a mixed dude. He said he was working out his choldhood bs about growing up around paper people 😂

[@Carcerian]

Someone is just jealous he's not magical! 😆

[@pepita2437]

Is it worse than Madame Web? XD

[@jigen1504]

So basically the movie is a typical David Allen Greer skit. Hell when he’s well

[@plazookas]

Almost the first one...

[@djkoz78]

First time I saw the main actor was in a horror game & he's awful in that too. Wooden

[@CORLEONESPORTS97]

Im Italian I think this shit get me motivated I'm the great Mandingo!!!!!!!

[@dr.emilschaffhausen4683]

I was hoping that theaters would hand out the chart of whiteness in Pocket form for everyone to have as a reference!

[@AuthorJohnADouglas]

Thanks for taking one for the team.

[@bigdreams5554]

I honestly thought this was a Marvel movie. Trailer was horrifically painful to sit through. Can't imagine watching the whole thing.

[@eternalhalloween1]

Maybe they were going for a prize in laughably stupid.

[@rupertchappelle5303]

When people pander to you and patronize you, it is not because they respect you.

[@anthonymusto3537]

Studio had no faith it’s been on the shelf for over 2 years😂

[@whisperienced]

The name alone says everything I need to know.

[@stillaboveground2470]

It should be "out of the theater". Fifteen minutes into the film, go out to the snack counter for popcorn. By the time you get back, the movie has been yanked.

[@Daurio4747]

Thanks for sharing your assessment. 🙋

[@pault6340]

Wasn't the lead actor in Jurassic World? Liked him in that very much.

[@sillymesilly]

Would be entertaining if they fought magical society of Grand Wizards and Cyclops KKK

[@LesterMoore]

Thanks for the heads up. Have better things, more rewarding to realize for my money.

[@SuperSnowMoonVODs]

Thanks for watching for us, because no way I was going to waste my time with this one 😂

[@Steno316]

Thank you for watching for me

[@charlesedwards9635]

Thanks DA will not be seeing this movie. I don't want to waste my money on garbage.

[@adamhunter4120]

The moment I heard the name and of the movie and found out what it was called I knew it was gonna be woke and extremely offensive to both whites and blacks extremely uncalled for who did they make it for?

[@alienlife7754]

I have never seen a black man sport a Star Wars hat. My compliments on your fashion sense sir.

[@adamethancrow]

thanks for taking the hit for us guys- 😂

[@LFoster8026]

I walked out after 30 minutes. It was boring. The dialogue was uninteresting, Horrible! Unfocused! Just horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ConspiraTee]

You totally understand my pain

[@marcakins3373]

There was a time I would support black creators, I hated all of Tyler Perry movies but I would either go opening night or buy and never watch the DVDs…out of nothing but curiosity I wanted to see how bad this movie was, but not to see it in theaters….i finally watched and it really is that bad…complete waste of time….but I am not gonna lie, David Allen Grier needs to be in better films

[@CalebAyrania]

Honestly I could be wrong but isnt the whole "magical negro" trope just a really old Spike Lee joke of when token negro and magical helper tropes are overlapping in a rather cringe way? Which happened like less than 5 times in movie history? As in its really a complete meh non issue...

[@snaggdadon]

cant believe yall watched that dei crap lmaoooo bless yall!!!

[@Villion77]

Should have not made it a comedy anf went the blumhouse route and made it a horror movie.

[@constancecampbell4610]

What a shame. I agree that there was a great premise somewhere in there.

[@jodi2847]

The premise could work if the Society's focus was to, for black safety, make sure whitey always feels GUILTY, which makes more sense narratively and has a ton of comedic possibilities.

[@goblondie]

Thanks for suffering so we dont have to...

[@Dr.Dankies_21]

Lmao good have unc in the review

[@PS-hv7on]

This movie is what a real hate crime looks like.

[@Rayyman]

I'm not black I'm puerto rican. The title made me go hmmm but i saw a clip about the shark white people thing. This movie got paid for because of the subject matter. If the filmakers wanted to do an actual black harry potter type movie it wouldn't have been funded.

[@warriorkala3960]

Thank you for seeing this movie for me

[@jimringomartin]

But how was the popcorn?

[@rafaelbalde249]

I was waiting for this one! 😂

[@BrandonTheAnimeGuy]

Well you must of had the duct tape to keep your heads from exploding. 🤣. Sucks that your time was wasted. But you get a video out of it.

[@Kay_Den-Ah]

I am sorry for your loss..... of time. 😢