I'm just saying... I'd watch a series about inner-city youth with magical abilities. There's an untapped goldmine of original comedy and drama there.
@TimoRutanen3 жыл бұрын
Misfits ?
@poisonmantis41913 жыл бұрын
ive made a fool of myself i mixed up d20 shows, thought fantasy high and unsleeping city were the same show
@darklord8843 жыл бұрын
@@poisonmantis4191 Technically, Fantasy High basically has a similar concept to this, except in that, you can get a pirate calling a goblin "The Ball!" Although we all know the best possible D20 show is Escape from the Bloodkeep because it has Leland in it.
@poisonmantis41913 жыл бұрын
@@darklord884 idk, where else are you gonna get chungle down bim
@darklord8843 жыл бұрын
@@poisonmantis4191 Where else are you going to get Matt Mercer's character looking at a devilwoman with fire coming from between her legs and going "Are you fucking serious?"
@climbingcaverns44793 жыл бұрын
"Here's a wand with a silencer on it, why?" - Dumbledore asked calmly.
@Ben4A3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@ruansoaresribeiro3 жыл бұрын
I'm such a nerd for getting the reference! :(
@qwesstyx3 жыл бұрын
@@ruansoaresribeiro no you're a man of culture
@kennethnwebb3 жыл бұрын
@@ruansoaresribeiro well I dont
@cupidl.s.58843 жыл бұрын
*Movie Version* : HARRY DIDYA PUT DA SILENCER ON THE WAAAND!!! WHYYYY???
@sage24633 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most reasonably fed-up security guard I've ever seen.
@archerer983 жыл бұрын
Now we know why Filch was so mad.
@vsgfilmgroup3 жыл бұрын
I like to think the principal is already planning the "Dammit, Lester, we had a TALK about this. There are things you're not supposed to say when the DOCUMENTARY CREW IS FILMING!!" talk for later.
@magimerlyn95963 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling he *was* one of those kids doing shit when he was younger, that’s why he’s so exasperated with them Case in point, the invisibility cloak kid and the wand with the silencer.
@kishascape3 жыл бұрын
He's like one of the ones that always calls you on your tomfoolery but is understanding at the same time.
@michaelcunningham59073 жыл бұрын
@@archerer98 not to mention Filtch can't use magic and he's in the Wizarding world taking care of all those brats. Hahaha. I'd be mad too. 😆🤣😂
@strangementalitypaperYT Жыл бұрын
I work the inner city. I cannot tell you how many times I've said, "They're good kids" only to have a fight break out down the hall in the same breath.
@justgoddessesonly Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@beeaggro259311 ай бұрын
I always go they're honestly good kids they just make dumb decisions sometimes and it's my job to help them not make dumb decisions sometimes
@owatson764811 ай бұрын
bc they are good kids!!!!!!!! a lot of times they just have it rough outside of school
@Ihateganondorf11 ай бұрын
We come out of rough neighborhoods and broken homes tf you expect
@strangementalitypaperYT11 ай бұрын
@@Ihateganondorf I expect my students to act like human beings and not be destructive, aggressive towards adults and stop breaking into teachers’ cars.
@ryosat4 жыл бұрын
I have NEVER wanted a sketch to be made into a movie so bad in my life!
@Jackboy0194 жыл бұрын
It’s actually pretty surprising how there ISN’T a parody movie of Harry Potter.
@DramA5254 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@ACSMEX4 жыл бұрын
That Will Smith´s movie is kinda this but in a more serious way.
@scottkrueger19064 жыл бұрын
this and the SNL Grouch skit
@galaxylucia18984 жыл бұрын
This whole skit is pure gold. I really miss K&P?
@benjaminkasson25873 жыл бұрын
Voldemort crosses to the other side of the street when he sees Clortho students coming.
@GwendolynnBY3 жыл бұрын
i would agree if it weren't for the fact that voldemort grew up in an orphanage in 1930s working class london. if he were american, he probably would have been a clortho student.
@MrGksarathy3 жыл бұрын
@@GwendolynnBY Nah, he's white.
@esppupsnkits45603 жыл бұрын
@@MrGksarathy nah, there’s inner city white kids
@MisterPotter3 жыл бұрын
they be like "wassup with u no-nose"
@MrGksarathy3 жыл бұрын
@@esppupsnkits4560 But they'd probably still not go to Clortho's.
@lazybeegina45904 жыл бұрын
That fact that they put a durag on a cat makes this 100% better
@ZdravoCao1234 жыл бұрын
im screaming!
@lazybeegina45904 жыл бұрын
@@ZdravoCao123 Exactly bruh
@therealsbear24464 жыл бұрын
1000th like and has nothing to say
@chandrashekard.75434 жыл бұрын
Thundercat would love it
@Azoria44 жыл бұрын
Keanu
@PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын
"20% of Clortho's annual budget is spent on daycare for hell spawn born out of wedlock" This skit is pure genius
@Horologica Жыл бұрын
I like how this implies that there is hellspawn born within wedlock and are covered for
@finegentleman7820 Жыл бұрын
I am sorry, can anyone please explain that part?🙏
@willbrown629811 ай бұрын
@@finegentleman7820 Daycare for the teenage mom's demon baby is paid for by the school so the mom can still attend. So when the head of security said 1 in 5 girls get pregnant by a demon, he was serious since 1/5 of their budget goes to helping take care of the babies.
@Matthew-li7we11 ай бұрын
@willbrown6298 He said, "1 in 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby," which also implies that there are already young mothers who have given birth to their hellspawn demon childs. Now I just got to know who the hell this demon guy is. I have no clue what he offers these girls for probably half the female student body to be, or have been, pregnant with it's demonic child.
@thylacinethetigerwolf137210 ай бұрын
"But they are good kids"
@geraldgriffin63974 жыл бұрын
I would pay a lot of money to see this movie.
@XhodanXeus4 жыл бұрын
How much money?
@ServingKant420694 жыл бұрын
More than the price of a ticket?
@newsomething86824 жыл бұрын
Pay with magic?
@XhodanXeus4 жыл бұрын
@@ServingKant42069 well, depending on how much more, you can make your own movie version and BAM you got the movie you wanted. its just a matter of how much money you are willing to spend or better yet how much money you got!!! :-P
@itstrishgekko63484 жыл бұрын
Mahesa Anabrang facts
@cardek0.4572 жыл бұрын
1.) Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 2.) Mahoutokoro 3.) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A 4.) Durmstrang Institute 5.) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic 6.) Academy of War Mages 7.) Arcane Order 8.) Blackwell's School of Spells 9.) Conservatory of Spell Binding 10.) Darklore 11.) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery 12) Forathmire 13.) Hall of Tomes 14.) Ithellian College of Magic and Science 15.) Korumoch School of Wizarding 16.) Ornisem's Academy 17.) Sarribella's House of Sears 18.) Seminary, The 19.) Tower of Arcanology 20.) Tower of High Wizardry 21.) University of Aridorn-College of Magic 158.) Yorth East 159.) Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160.) Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161.) Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162.) West Magic High School 163.) Marbury Knob 164.) Goblin Conservatory 165.) Succorius 166.) Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167.) Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168.) Snagglin Tripper's Education Center 169.) Magician's Learning Plaza 170) lasan Ruiz'e School for Wayward Rave 171.) Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172.) Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173.) Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174.) McZee's Bunker 175.) Darks Arts Technical Institute
@Janus100011 ай бұрын
The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved..
@rexrip108011 ай бұрын
@@Janus1000 Jumped here from 9gag by any chance?
@Janus100011 ай бұрын
@@rexrip1080 Nope!
@Redhotquagmire10 ай бұрын
I don't know about you guys, but that last school sounds kinda interesting if you ask me.
@nickfifteen10 ай бұрын
@Redhotquagmire yeah but it's not "Dark Arts" it's "Dark's Arts", like some dude named "Frederick Dark" is running that place.
@danielprabahkar29674 жыл бұрын
“Half of them on mops, two of them on swiffers” 😂😂😂
@Excal5004 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@terionthomas92964 жыл бұрын
You my nigga for not saying nigga.
@Ant_Jackson4 жыл бұрын
That had me cry-yin!! 😂😂😂😂
@guitarmatt944 жыл бұрын
Funniest part lol
@goldlocksmaany4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Prabahkar kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYbdd2uentyqgc0
@johnweaver311 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how powerful the head of security and the headmaster are, though, to be in charge of a school like this and prevent it from being blown up from within on a daily basis. Voldemort and the Death Eaters roll up and the headmaster just looks at them and thinks to himself, "Oh, look...stress relief."
@theprodigalfailure7047 Жыл бұрын
Tbh I think Key and Peele are so strong that Harry Potter can't do anything to them in this skit. Like it's abysmal about the power scaling, Voldemort would be their bitch!
@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Жыл бұрын
@@theprodigalfailure7047 As a teacher in a school similar to this, Voldemort wouldn't even go near the neighborhoods served by this school.
@Ecthelion842 Жыл бұрын
@@DavidGarcia-tj8ne Lets be real though, if a Dark Lord rolled up into an inner city school the faculty wouldn't have to do a damn thing. The students would handle it, then any uncles, older brothers, fathers, etc, in the gangs would go hunting. And they ain't going to be using any stunning spells.
@lairdcummings9092 Жыл бұрын
@@Ecthelion842If the Dark Lord rolled up on Vince Clortho school, the students would have his ride stripped for spell components in under five minutes.
@Some_guy_passing_by Жыл бұрын
@@DavidGarcia-tj8neVoldemort was a huge snob . He would consider these places so inferior to himself ( although he himself is a hellspawn , born out of wedlock, with zero money ) that he wouldn't step a foot in there . If he does though, he will either be squashed, or gain himself a few more death eaters.
@DraGGos3 жыл бұрын
No joke, this would be a legitimately good show.
@adlan_kacak2 жыл бұрын
I do aagree bro!
@johnturner79522 жыл бұрын
Yes it would
@corialetta64512 жыл бұрын
Totally!
@sixarmedpsycho_92 жыл бұрын
According to KZbin, it is a show.
@jameslafountain2 жыл бұрын
so much untapped potential with the harry potter IP
@J8den4 жыл бұрын
There should be a whole series about this Also “ a wand with a silencer”😂
@red_five33254 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Honestly, do wizards even need to add silencers on their wands? Nonverbal spells would do the job just fine.
@J8den4 жыл бұрын
@@red_five3325 its just a hood thing, ive seen guys with hydraulics on their bicycles 😂😂 My personal favorite: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rF6vmmxjqJeleM0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5yyqJymaMSrjpI
@TelikiMouse4 жыл бұрын
@@J8den hydraulics on a bike how does that work?
@solillman23504 жыл бұрын
@@TelikiMouse badly I assume.
@devenburks14974 жыл бұрын
Red_Five extra silence for hitman wizards (wiz hitters) and to you my friend in the OG comment. Id watch it all day
@networkgrid87714 жыл бұрын
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it......why?” “but I ask again.....why?!?”
@unorthodoxtarot18674 жыл бұрын
WIZARD PEPPA!
@audreandre4 жыл бұрын
Wizard that want to fly...without a broom
@catsnowship16184 жыл бұрын
John Wick in training lol
@gravyjones83054 жыл бұрын
"Lester, you don't have to show them that..."
@Khan-_-Art1st4 жыл бұрын
That shit had me dead 😂😂😂
@Holicannoli47 Жыл бұрын
“Tyrone, is that you? No that….that’s an actual rat.” 😂😂
@alexs58148 ай бұрын
Show's that he's actually a competent wizard if he took barely a look at the rat's face to recognize it's not one of his students^^
@moomoodeadcow8 ай бұрын
@@alexs5814 also a competent teacher.
@alexs58148 ай бұрын
@@moomoodeadcow exactly^^
@earthisadonut72136 ай бұрын
@@alexs5814 You could go head canon route and say that the Principle graduated from Hogwarts and is only in the inner city because he truly wants to help Clortho.
@alexs58146 ай бұрын
@@earthisadonut7213 i could agree to this.
@andrewberg62784 жыл бұрын
“This is Jamar” *pets cat with a durag*
@chs754 жыл бұрын
😂
@highvibegamer72514 жыл бұрын
Bruh i nearly died lol !! A cat with a durag ?!???😂😂😂😂😂
@Hogscraper4 жыл бұрын
dew rag
@samtweedie46584 жыл бұрын
Nah it's Keanu!
@chrisgill48884 жыл бұрын
Why do comments like these get likes, this is so stupid
@Tom-ju2ny4 жыл бұрын
"Half the students ridin' mops, some of em ridin' Swiffers" These guys are sketch comedy geniuses.
@fcnator4 жыл бұрын
"We got two little niggas on swiffers"* lol
@danielrobertson21544 жыл бұрын
fcnator i ded
@CookingWithClaus4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@makayla713994 жыл бұрын
Damn i died when said that😂😂😂😂
@cadenmorris36804 жыл бұрын
I’m your 666 like! 😈😈😈
@ziadkhayat72994 жыл бұрын
I’m sad this is all there is. It’s like an amazing trailer for a movie that will never exist.
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
they could still do a "revisited" episode later with some of the graduates or drop outs
@jess.0J4 жыл бұрын
Omg so true couldn’t agree more!
@Karmonger4 жыл бұрын
I'd recommend "The Magicians" series on SyFy, it comes pretty close to the video.
@jasonarmstrong57504 жыл бұрын
Karmonger is it any good?
@Karmonger4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonarmstrong5750 It's one of the best shows for me personally. Basically a mature version of Harry Potter. Well worth the watch.
@normalguycap Жыл бұрын
Let's be real. Clortho is safer than Hogwarts. Bigglesby would probably actually stop Death Eater Kids, find Dark Marks, and etc. Ain't no giant snakes petrifying people for a whole y ear. Ain't no dementors disrupting sports. Ain't no Dark Lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year. Ain't no teacher impersonation for a year. Ain't no 3 headed dog behind a first year spell locked door. Probably no BS house cup crap to divide the students over nothing important. Ain't no teacher teaching potions being racist to everyone not in green.
@xiometabnewaccount8478 Жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@hunterperreira5610 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha this comment is fantastic!
@ledgeenddairy1655 Жыл бұрын
@hunterperreira5610 Fantastic Comments and Where to Find Them.
@jayabee Жыл бұрын
"Aint no dark lord living on the back of a teacher's head for a year". Lol
@mcfly_2.0 Жыл бұрын
You really took the time to write
@stevefilms19973 жыл бұрын
They actually took the time to come up with 35 extra wizard school names just for the leaderboard
@giggabiite44173 жыл бұрын
I mean about half of them are repetitions from the previous names
@frut_jooos3 жыл бұрын
And some of em came from jk Rowling herself.
@boy68213 жыл бұрын
the #2 school is just ‘magic place’ in japanese lmao
@Mongler373 жыл бұрын
@@boy6821 That's actually an official Wizard school in the Potterverse.
@boy68213 жыл бұрын
@@Mongler37 would've never expected that
@jesss28303 жыл бұрын
I like how Lester actually cares about the kids and just wants them to have better brooms :(
@hadracks3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure he really wants them to have better brooms. He mainly likes decrying the state of the school and their society.
@Monkey.D.Pression2 жыл бұрын
"We got 2 lil niggas on swiffers" And then a guy flies by on one had me dead😂
@17thshard622 жыл бұрын
My dad used to work as a teacher in Baltimore and the happiest I ever saw him was when the high school kid who tore his shoulder muscle showed him his EMT certification. The staff care about kids a lot, they're just too wore down by silliness. They celebrated the end of the school year by throwing a fraternity-level party, only instead of vodka and Fireball and a ton of kegs they had Ole Smoky and Woodford Reserve and filled up a kiddie pool with jungle juice. Doesn't matter if they're inner-city or rural schools, a public school teacher can drink you under the table.
@erniemonteros75092 жыл бұрын
Funny how it’s depicted 😅. But a true example of how school administration wants to hush up everything, saying “things couldn’t be better!” When they aren’t 😅😬
@lostone97002 жыл бұрын
@@erniemonteros7509 lol he's technically not wrong. doublespeak at its finest. can't make it better with no budget.
@jenniferspisak3 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling that Peele found that googley eye somewhere and then made a whole sketch to be able to use it
@Lafemmefutile3 жыл бұрын
That’s that famous inspiration 😂!
@Villosopher3 жыл бұрын
Even though it was Key that was wearing it the whole time lol
@DrWho2008t1013 жыл бұрын
Interesting video.
@PK-vw3gd3 жыл бұрын
It looks like CGI for some reason.
@kodiakulv51483 жыл бұрын
It's literally an eye-piece from harry potter tho lmao
@Bergen98 Жыл бұрын
I demand a show like this to be actually made, like all the Harry Potter magic and stuff but with poor wizarding kids "getting pregnant with demon baby's" and using "silencer wands"
@Some_guy_passing_by Жыл бұрын
Basically, another Merope Gaunt ..
@cara-seyun2 ай бұрын
From what I’ve heard, the writer of Harry Potter only allows films to be made from things she wrote, and that’s unlikely to change for as long as she lives Though that doesn’t stop someone from making a film set in the “Perry Hother” universe
@MikeyMinimo2 жыл бұрын
“The babies are evil... but the mothers, they’re good kids.” LOL
@robertmoffit11352 жыл бұрын
"1 outta five! Ain't no denyin it"
@stephenriggs81772 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure that was the best time to talk about "opening portals."
@papajavaleri2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenriggs8177 well he didn't, different scene. Hogwarts probably paid good money for the reporters to make Clortho look bad so they can rack up that tuition money.
@PancakemonsterFO42 жыл бұрын
This aged like whiskey
@moo_moon1282 жыл бұрын
Read this as “monsters” first, i had to take a minute.
@BlPerico4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being all your childhood expecting a letter from Hogwarts and instead you recieve one from the Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards.
@sumanrana28074 жыл бұрын
I would join that..
@h.l.malazan57824 жыл бұрын
Then after graduating, you can be in active participation in the society from Vegas, where you collect used props from the floor while working for a washed up magician too coked up to put on his own ties. - Abracadabra!
@ince32724 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOL IM DEAD
@troianotroiano52244 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo that'd be some sheeit
@nununu89374 жыл бұрын
I think that's for squibs
@ericjohnson61204 жыл бұрын
“Here’s a wand wid a silencer on it. Why?”
@suddenlytitan7394 жыл бұрын
To not wake up the demon babies. They have a daycare.
@charliemcnuggets4 жыл бұрын
That's how security got hiz lazy eye
@XarkoCZ4 жыл бұрын
@@chadwarden1179 He did actually say "ask" probably by a mistake.
@XarkoCZ4 жыл бұрын
@Mø Nälayé he didn't do it tho.
@joshred15713 жыл бұрын
America that’s why
@ariadnefrolich7243 Жыл бұрын
I love how Jackson still has hope in his students and actually wants to give them a good education.....and in contrast Lester has just given up all hope. Honestly, that propably works best for the school; the truly bad kids can't fool Lester like they might Jackson, and the actual good kids in a bad situation have someone (Jackson) in their corner, supporting and encouraging them, despite others (Lester) judging them based on the actions of their peers..
@jeronimo196 Жыл бұрын
Jackson is putting up a front for the cameras, nothing more. When he foregts about the tv, he's all "I'll turn you into a SPIDER!" and the smile is gone.
@TIENxSHINHAN9 ай бұрын
@@jeronimo196when I was growing up, the teachers that cared the most would still talk to you like that lol. I had a teacher that grew up across the street from me, she was my older sister's best friend. Can't tell you how many times she got in my face and whispered "lil ngga if you don't..." My bad Ms. Boucher damn.
@IHateYoutubeHandles6158 ай бұрын
That's just because Parnabus is the one SELLING the pixie dust and want silencers to the students! Ref. The Substitute.
@Jebu9116 ай бұрын
@@jeronimo196yeah lester is just being real here he wants to help the kids by getting more funding for the school showing how bad it really is. Jackson just wants to act he is running a top tier school
@darkracer12524 ай бұрын
holy shit do you just take everything at face value? no he is the principle trying to make his school seem better than it is so that more parents will enroll.
@visaac76133 жыл бұрын
"The babies are evil, but, the mothers, are good kids." 😂
@americantoastman72963 жыл бұрын
How matter of factly he says it is so good, "oh yeah the kids - they are evil!" 😂
@sharonw43253 жыл бұрын
I love it, the mothers are good "kids".
@christianjamies14173 жыл бұрын
@@americantoastman7296 +++a
@Hevenlee3 жыл бұрын
@@sharonw4325 yeah because they're all teenagers xD you can tell Clortho is somewhere near Detroit or new york
@Shadowkiller-dq2ju3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the high school I went to
@stevenloredo34424 жыл бұрын
“The babies are evil, but the mothers, they good kids”
@ServingKant420694 жыл бұрын
Genius line
@leofong83444 жыл бұрын
FBI has joined the chat room *
@stevengreen95364 жыл бұрын
@@leofong8344 I don't think their is much the FBI can do about magic.😐
@AAron_Pendragon4 жыл бұрын
Then when he follows up with the line, “As we say at Clorthos...uh...There’s never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect!” It’s like the epic “This guuuy” moment. The implications of what he was alluding to are so damned wrong but it still had my sides busting wide open. Couldn’t breath for a good few minutes directly after. I’m better now though lol. But he without a doubt is the ultimate villain bar none! It’s so unbelievably funny!
@junyah14 жыл бұрын
@Underground Frenchy man shut the fuq up. Keep that to the political and news channels. Let people laugh at a video and read.funny comments, you troll/bot.
@aaronhoyt86894 жыл бұрын
"We got two lil ni**as on swiffers.." Had my rollin!
@MMAKOTV4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Hoyt swiffer seeker flies by
@houstoninternationalmedia34084 жыл бұрын
😂🤣💀
@momofosho4204 жыл бұрын
💯😂
@alexanderward52864 жыл бұрын
*LESTER*
@hexadecimal52364 жыл бұрын
>_< YES!! Hhahaj OMG!
@waross8214 Жыл бұрын
I never realized until now how stressful it would be to live in a world where you have no idea if any animal or insect could be a transformed wizard, I mean imagine stepping on a bug and suddenly it turns into a smeared human being, that would mess you up
@elijahalonzo60565 ай бұрын
Worse, imagine them never turning back and finding out that little timmy is missing.
@o0DnDing0o5 ай бұрын
I imagine that’s why the teachers at Howarts always seemed so chill to have students almost dying. They got used to it
@Timothymukansi4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind watching 8 films about Clortho Public School for Wizards
@stormbringer28404 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think it would be better as a series .
@Poochamoo4 жыл бұрын
At this point JKR couldn't help herself. They'd be doing her a favor by boosting her again. I'd love to see it though!
@HandledToaster23 жыл бұрын
Real talk? Would watch it.
@etime893 жыл бұрын
it would probably be like watching “Lean on Me” with magic 8 different times lol
@shadowwatcher39573 жыл бұрын
Agreed, more along the lines of a series, but agreed. This would actually be friggin' AMAZING!
@WyldApache3 жыл бұрын
Scary thing is that there were schools ranked Below them!!
@vuedanto85763 жыл бұрын
Well, Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts is clearly a bad school and then McZee's Bunker, _Bunker_ ?
@POTUSJimmyCarter3 жыл бұрын
Clortho's still scored in the 24% percentile on standardized tests. I fear the other 23%.
@omawumiadokpaye66283 жыл бұрын
Imagine that, now that was insane lol
@mikoajp.58903 жыл бұрын
They may score lower, but at least there is less violence around
@mastercheif11733 жыл бұрын
I need to know what daggermist is all about
@stuartnanney7904 жыл бұрын
Only thing wrong with this was that it was waaaaaaaaay too short.
@parrishharris30084 жыл бұрын
That's a fact
@vicenzostella13904 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@vazquezb20114 жыл бұрын
Are you listening, Netflix?
@MB-yk1qk4 жыл бұрын
@@vazquezb2011 Yes my child, but that stays our little secreat, ok?
@andysux14 жыл бұрын
Ain't no denying it!
@moviewolverine896 ай бұрын
I actually graduated from Clortho's almost a decade ago. Sad to see how downhill it's gone. I'm gonna have to rethink about going to my 10 year reunion.
@brandongentry16664 жыл бұрын
“One poor student turned himself into a cat and they can’t afford to turn him back!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thanorillaflexz13854 жыл бұрын
He’s staying as a pussy fu ever
@ap47024 жыл бұрын
Black cat
@TheCererean4 жыл бұрын
Yet others are able to turn into rats just to play practical jokes.
@stephenking58524 жыл бұрын
I guess he messed up his animagus potion. 🧪
@bingus57754 жыл бұрын
@@TheCererean guess they teach how to make animagus potions
@marmik9613 жыл бұрын
"How ya gonna be using an invisible cloak when I can see ya tagging the damn wall!?" Genius pure comedic genius.
@PollexTheCat3 жыл бұрын
Better question why did they need a legendary artifact to hide themselves at all when they could just.... enchant the paint can to tag the walls by itself.
@anyjen3 жыл бұрын
@@PollexTheCat that would have involved paying enough attention in Charms to be able to perform such an enchantment. Easier to just nick an invisibility cloak and put it on.
@alistairwalker28503 жыл бұрын
So pure that Jordan was breaking character from laughing too much
@DragonBlack1993 жыл бұрын
I was dying 😂
@Vapor817 Жыл бұрын
@@PollexTheCat harry's cloak was legendary because it lasted forever but there are tons of mundane invisibility cloaks out there.
@owlislike4 жыл бұрын
TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY AND MAKE THIS A SERIES.
@freakyvisser4 жыл бұрын
yes please!
@JPiddle4 жыл бұрын
Please
@impromptu_ninja4 жыл бұрын
We need people signing the petition on change.org to get support behind making this a movie or series!
@OmniMonitor4 жыл бұрын
It’s like What We Do In The Shadows.
@Dicecubed4 жыл бұрын
lol definitely needs to happen
@Moneygramz11 ай бұрын
How on earth was this not made into a full series. Ah man the silencer on the wand got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GabeTheCat72794 жыл бұрын
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it. Why? But I ask again, why?”
@leotamer54 жыл бұрын
To silently cast spells
@2Ten1Ryu4 жыл бұрын
Bombada maxima.
@jayshashigari56284 жыл бұрын
Avada kedvara my nigga
@bestjerk4 жыл бұрын
It's like quote from a Tarantino movie
@manchesthairpukenited29624 жыл бұрын
GabeTheCat thanks for informing the deaf people of just one line -_-
@sliferskydrag30554 жыл бұрын
The amount of research they did for this is actually surprisingly good. They even included other actually canon schools.
@wondertome20234 жыл бұрын
Ahh, yes. The Beauxbatons. Especially, the Beauxbatons.
@Emma881784 жыл бұрын
@Rooster Sauce You know the all girls thing is only an invention of the movies. ALL wizarding schools in canon are actually co-ed just like Hogwarts.
@Emma881784 жыл бұрын
@@wondertome2023 all wizarding schools are co-ed in canon.
@eruiluvatar57014 жыл бұрын
What about Ilvermorny?
@rfresa4 жыл бұрын
I slowed it down and read the list. It's really cute!
@joelmtz72534 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he pulled out the wand with a silencer 😂😂😂
@vurrunna4 жыл бұрын
Why? But I ask again: _Why?!_
@BrianLyons3154 жыл бұрын
Greetings. You have 343 likes.
@bonelesscheese84124 жыл бұрын
Suppressor
@obaidahshaherli77764 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@teaguejelinek40384 жыл бұрын
Well whatever it was you lost I hope you find it
@cainemarko5021 Жыл бұрын
I know this is an old clip. But this was my first time seeing it. I'm still catching my breath and drying my tears from that Swiffer line. Damn. 🤣
@maryhales45959 ай бұрын
"Lester!"
@dwaynehoward35696 ай бұрын
The first time I have ever seen this and I’m crying lol
@ms.bubs4fun5064 жыл бұрын
Poor Jamar can't turn back into human form. He's stuck as a cat wearing a durag.
@sexyladyakb4 жыл бұрын
Ms.Bubs4fun lol I didn’t see the Durag 🤣😂🤣😂
@may8784 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂
@quikskoprbro9684 жыл бұрын
Ms.Bubs4fun shut up
@Macskinny764 жыл бұрын
Yo!! I was dyin lol, that shit had my gut hurtin 😂😂😂
@Joawlisdoingfine4 жыл бұрын
quikskopr bro96 Looks like somebody is on their period
@AndriaTheKobold2 жыл бұрын
If this was a legit show I'd binge watch it. For some reason, the kid on the swiffer zooming by in the background made me laugh my ass off.
@Resilience19082 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right when the kid went zooming by🤣🤣🤣
@shannonprice51872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂💯💥💥💥
@Rogue_Nine4162 жыл бұрын
it's even funnier that it's the school's only white kids on swiffers
@Winteramen2 жыл бұрын
How do we get this show kicked off? I seriously think it's a very good idea. Turn that pish posh wizard image, throw in some American inner-city school story trope. Brilliant!
@johnnymcblaze Жыл бұрын
@@Rogue_Nine416 White people who live in the ghetto are usually the poorest people in the ghetto. Because you KNOW they either don't have money to leave, or theyre too old to care.
@madelynelise89564 жыл бұрын
I wanted to see all the school names but couldn't find a comment listing them all, so I did it myself: 1) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry 2) Mahoutokoro 3) The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A. 4) Durmstrang Institute 5) Beauxbatons Academy of Magic 6) Academy of War Mages 7) Arcane Order 8) Blackwell's School of Spells 9) Conservatory of Spell Binding 10) Darklore 11) Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery 12) Forathmire 13) Hall of Tomes 14) Ithellian College of Magic and Science 15) Korumoch School of Wizarding 16) Ornisem's Academy 17) Sarribella's House of Seers 18) Seminary, The 19) Tower of Arcanology 20) Tower of High Wizardry 21) University of Aridorn - College of Magic 158) Yorth East 159) Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160) Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161) Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162) West Magic High School 163) Marbury Knob 164) Goblin Conservatory 165) Succorius 166) Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167) Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168) Snagglin Tripper's Education Center 169) Magician's Learning Plaza 170) Jason Ruiz's Public School for Boys 171) Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172) Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173) Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174) McZee's Bunker 175) Dark Arts Technical Institute
@prmolina4 жыл бұрын
Dark Arts Tech lol gpthese are great thanks for posting
@thebellboy31964 жыл бұрын
I bestow the highest honor i can for all the work you have done to make this comment a like and reply
@joelunchbucket04 жыл бұрын
Mczee’s bunker just stands out for me, sounds like something you’d read in a newspaper ad but you’d overlook thinking it’s a scam
@randomshit65394 жыл бұрын
Let's be serious: The Academy of War Mages is the one and only choice
@marlonbryanmunoznunez31794 жыл бұрын
Some of the names are quite fascinating. I suspect they might interest fanfiction writers.
@VEBlessed1 Жыл бұрын
Voldemort would not have had a chance with these students😂😂😂😂
@janetracer8 ай бұрын
Who do you think stole his nose?
@tarkustehwise79586 ай бұрын
@@janetracer XDDDD
@sanmesalz18675 ай бұрын
Dumbledore would not have a Chance in a duel against Parnabus
@vixceous5 ай бұрын
Hell Dumbledore would jump off the balcony by himself after seeing the conditions of wizard education in 'Murica.
@jofez275 ай бұрын
@janetracer LMAO 🤣 Good one! Voldemort found out early and doesn't f**k around with Clothos, lol!
@nyaru792 жыл бұрын
The swiffer's line gets me every time.
@cwisted5308 Жыл бұрын
same hahah best line
@ElisabethYasharahla Жыл бұрын
still killing me
@401RISaint Жыл бұрын
Yup. 😂😂😂
@kishascape Жыл бұрын
Lesta!
@86Sentra Жыл бұрын
😭
@relaxationmeditation62314 жыл бұрын
They need to turn this wizard school skit into a real movie or series
@muffinhugz15124 жыл бұрын
Hear hear! Make it happen key and Peele
@ericfuchs51514 жыл бұрын
Bruh dead ass
@saraljoshi14 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was going to comment.
@chocoraffe58284 жыл бұрын
I would 100% be down for that
@d.mcalister92994 жыл бұрын
YES, I AGREE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ronniepowers34654 жыл бұрын
a wand with a silencer OMFG
@OvSpP4 жыл бұрын
Why? And again I ask WHY?
@Saad-qe6ku4 жыл бұрын
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder Lol what if it was a flash suppressor
@Chilllaxxinn4 жыл бұрын
I started cracking up at that point
@dantesinferno89784 жыл бұрын
@SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder you must be fun at parties Or you shoot them up 🤷🏾♂️
@TheNorthie4 жыл бұрын
SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder don’t be that guy. The first suppressor was marketed and trademark as silencer. That name was used for years and either term is acceptable.
@m.malina67975 ай бұрын
Vincent Clortho HS is brilliant. Always appreciate a solid Ghostbusters ‘84 shout out…
@TranquillShot4 жыл бұрын
Ah so this is where Key taught in the inner city that made him such a hardened substitute teacher
@sky1luv7934 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that. Lol
@darcsun97664 жыл бұрын
I gotta watch that again.
@KingoftheJuice184 жыл бұрын
D-NICE!
@KingoftheJuice184 жыл бұрын
It's also great that he was able to get his eye repaired. I guess Muggles are good for something.
@Tkieron4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Garvey. Say it right, right now!
@akshayrathore72084 жыл бұрын
The only wizard Voldemort ever feared was Parnabus Jackson.
@XIIIphobos4 жыл бұрын
i dunno that Lester Bigglesby’s clearly a force to be reckoned with
@dannyb20vtec284 жыл бұрын
That’s LORD Voldemort to you sir. Filthy mud blood.
@CueLash4 жыл бұрын
And the only wizard Paranabus would ever fear is the IRS...
@milindkulkarni29214 жыл бұрын
He would turn him into a spider
@ibear25544 жыл бұрын
@@CueLash HA!
@adithegun4 жыл бұрын
“The babies are evil.. but the mothers, they’re good kids!” 😂
@quietcorner2934 жыл бұрын
Are the daddies deadbeat demon daddies?
@fork-man4 жыл бұрын
Ma'am they just summon a demon and its currently destroying half the grand magic court Nope my baby didn't do that they good kids
@quietcorner2934 жыл бұрын
They need sex ed, like how to put a condom on a demon dick!
@Giggidygiggidy124 жыл бұрын
Adiguna Bahari this principal spewing facts
@andysux14 жыл бұрын
Ain't no denying it!
@ansiaaa5 ай бұрын
this skit is so underrated! it could have been a whole movie by itself it's so creative and full of details :D
@dezh63454 жыл бұрын
At least the teachers are actually involved in protecting the students here. The most you'd get at Hogwarts is someone asking you if you put your name in the goblet of fire... calmly.
@stevenconley95274 жыл бұрын
" H A R R Y D I D Y O U P U T Y O U R N A M E I N T H E G O B L E T O F F I R E ? "
@sometimessnarky16424 жыл бұрын
@@stevenconley9527 in the book he was calm. Dumbledore only freaked out on Harry in the movie.
@sometimessnarky16424 жыл бұрын
Freaking out doesn't help. Panic just causes more problems. You must calmly assess the situation and then take steps to resolve it.
@stevenconley95274 жыл бұрын
@@sometimessnarky1642 Yeah that was the joke.
@1tzm3hh4 жыл бұрын
@@stevenconley9527 Dumbledore asked calmly.
@JoshuaSmith-bg3dc Жыл бұрын
The durag on the cat’s head and the Ghostbusters Reference are really under appreciated gems in this sketch 😂
@gregames4843 Жыл бұрын
Oh god i missed the durag! lmao
@iGaveLiaHIV Жыл бұрын
what ghostbusters reference
@KSMsails Жыл бұрын
@@iGaveLiaHIV Vincent Clortho, the name of the school, was in reference to Rick Moranis' demon-posses alter ego (aka, the Keymaster) from the original Ghostbusters.
@boccs9925 Жыл бұрын
@@iGaveLiaHIV Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster, Herald of Gozer. One of the demon dogs that possesses Rick Moranis
@amediumhorse4 жыл бұрын
Key plays the pissed off and done with everything security guard perfectly.
@padmanabhansreekumar30324 жыл бұрын
He looks like mad eye
@TheIncredible_Panda22144 жыл бұрын
@@padmanabhansreekumar3032 i think that's the joke and point 😂
@JonSmith-hk1bq4 жыл бұрын
Most hilarious part is that you kinda know that the dude is the only thing holding the whole school together.
@chrisd20514 жыл бұрын
As a teacher in this kind of environment, I felt his character more than I should have.
@colin319284 жыл бұрын
There was a man sent from God, whose name was Iohn. 7 The same came for a witnesse, to beare witnesse of the light, that all men through him might beleeue. 8Hee was not that light, but was sent to beare witnesse of that light. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppTUkIWLZ5J0bKc
@bent3736 Жыл бұрын
OMGGG 1:59 "normally we're not allowed to touch the students like this in human form, but when they're a cat, we have at it" LOLOLOL
@spicerc12443 ай бұрын
He doesn't even say "a cat" just "cat" which is a million times funnier
@mgsb3874 жыл бұрын
"The babies are evil, but the mothers, they're good kids."
@Kazedor4 жыл бұрын
I almost died, I swear.
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
saved your comment as the like was at 666...preserved forever in my archive
@jf36254 жыл бұрын
Yydyddyduyr
@TruthandChakras4 жыл бұрын
TittyWinks Hilarious!!!
@bigbaddawg1014 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough though, their student death rate is way below Hogwarts.
@matthewlabbe83954 жыл бұрын
I never thought about that but you’re probably right 😂
"This a wand with silencer. Why? But I ask again, WHY?" I laughed way to hard on that. Keegan's delivery is just perfect.
@maryhales45953 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites!!
@patrick81163 жыл бұрын
You could hide a .22 barrel inside it.
@kalebb12263 жыл бұрын
Quiet casting perk
@jessicahowell632 Жыл бұрын
Key as the jaded high school security officer is brilliant 😂😂
@anonymoushack94534 жыл бұрын
“The babies are evil, but mother are good kids” -Parnabus Jackson
@duyle-ej6ty4 жыл бұрын
Well you know, a classic case of girls falling in love with bad boys
@LuisSierra424 жыл бұрын
@@duyle-ej6ty Those demons are hawt
@redflame3004 жыл бұрын
Demon boys got big D****s
@ThinWhiteAxe4 жыл бұрын
@@redflame300 now how would you know that... interesting bit of information?
@duyle-ej6ty4 жыл бұрын
@@redflame300 umhum. So where did you get your research source?? Lmao
@chillmoney38584 жыл бұрын
who else would pay money to see this as an hour long movie
@impromptu_ninja4 жыл бұрын
Sign the petition to make it a movie here; www.change.org/p/jordan-peele-clortho-inner-city-wizarding-school-the-movie-series
@jonathanlopez26504 жыл бұрын
Me
@tiffanydavis80514 жыл бұрын
I know it would be good!!
@rubendacostaesilva84424 жыл бұрын
Forget one movie, I want a 10 episodes mini series!
@Rougarou994 жыл бұрын
Mini-series? This would be a multi Emmy award winning series with at least six seasons!
@ShadowOfMachines3 жыл бұрын
I love how Lester has a staff, there needs to be more wizards with a staff.
@munchjrgames9423 жыл бұрын
Biff's Staff from Back to the Future 2 at that
@gareth44573 жыл бұрын
And it has a knob on the end...
@jesseklassen87633 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Harry Dresden*
@JMS8492 жыл бұрын
Thats why gandalf would kick Dumbledore's ass
@demi-femme48212 жыл бұрын
It's because Moody had a staff, and Lester is obviously an analog to Moody
@valeriegage401 Жыл бұрын
The fact the cat is still wearing his doo rag... I mean Jamar. 😅😅😅
@Alexrider024 жыл бұрын
Top Wizarding Schools: 1. Hogwart's (sp) School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 2. Mahoutokoro 3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A. 4. Durmstrang Institute 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic 6. Academy of War Mages 7. Arcane Order 8. Blackwell's School of Spells 9. Conservatory of Spell Binding 10. Darklore 11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery 12. Forathmire 13. Hall of Tomes 14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science 15. Korumoch School of Wizarding 16. Ornisem's Academy 17. Sarribella's House of Seers 18. Seminary, The 19. Tower of Arcanology 20. Tower of High Wizardry 21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic 158. Yorth East 159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162. West Magic High School 163. Marbury Knob 164. Goblin Conservatory 165. Succorius 166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Center 169. Magician's Learning Plaza 170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys 171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174. McZee's Bunker 175. Dark Arts Technical Institute So many of these sound like schools that would really exist in the HP universe. I don't know if they used some kind of name generator or came up with all of these themselves, but I just want to know what 22-157 are now!
@corgikun25794 жыл бұрын
you're my hero
@Alexrider024 жыл бұрын
@@corgikun2579 Happy to help!
@EnycmaPie4 жыл бұрын
harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Wizarding_school Based on the wiki, 2. Mahoutokoro is the Japanese wizarding school. 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic is in France, 4. Durmstrang Institute is in Scandinavia. So at least some of these are actual Harry Potter wizard schools.
@Alexrider024 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I knew I recognized a few of them. I was looking more at like, Saribella's House of Seers or Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted. Lol
@Marcedonia4 жыл бұрын
Zansi beabuxtons and durmstangs is real school in harry potter
@Crowbars23 жыл бұрын
In case anyone was interested in the names of schools and where they came from at 1:36 1. Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 2. Mahoutokoro _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 3. The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 4. Durmstrang Institute _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 5. Beauxbatons Academy of Magic _(Harry Potter Universe)_ 6. Academy of War Mages _(World of Khoras)_ 7. Arcane Order _(Seems to be associated with a bunch of different Universes, but it seems D&D 2e is the most popular association with this name)_ 8. Blackwell's School of Spells _(Khoras)_ 9. Conservatory of Spell Binding _(Khoras)_ 10. Darklore _(Khoras, probably)_ 11. Drakkellian Guild of Sorcery _(Khoras)_ 12. Forathmire _(Khoras)_ 13. Hall of Tomes _(Khoras)_ 14. Ithellian College of Magic and Science _(Khoras)_ 15. Korumoch School of Wizarding _(Khoras)_ 16. Ornisem's Academy _(Khoras)_ 17. Sarribella's House of Seers _(Khoras)_ 18. Seminary, The _(Seems this was made up, since a Seminary is a religious school where one learns to be a minister or member of the clergy, or w/e)_ 19. Tower of Arcanology _(Khoras)_ 20. Tower of High Wizardry _(Dragonlance Universe)_ 21. University of Aridorn - College of Magic _(Khoras)_ It then skips, but it seems they made the rest of these names up themselves. 158. Yorth East 159. Beeble Weeble's Newt School 160. Phineas T. Pozzlenewt High School 161. Abracadabra School for Special Needs Wizards 162. West Magic High School 163. Marbury Knob 164. Goblin Conservatory 165. Succorius 166. Hervetticus H. Lonnigan Magnet School 167. Mellibount's Lair for the Gifted 168. Snagglin Tripper's Education Centre 169. Magicians's Learning Plaza 170. Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys 171. Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards 172. Daggermist Potions and Spells School 173. Moomy Plopfern's High School for Dolts 174. McZee's Bunker 175. Dark Arts Technical Institute In case anyone was wondering, the Khoras Universe is a homebrew fictional campaign setting for tabletop RPG's like Dungeons and Dragons. Dragonlance is a shared universe that started off as a D&D setting, but has since expanded to include novels and a bunch of other properties.
@paskwho53043 жыл бұрын
u fucking mad lad
@IsaiahSenku3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the history lesson, I actually appreciated it❤🙏
@shantbe3 жыл бұрын
I didn't see "The Gatekeeper's School for Girls" on that list.
@Crowbars23 жыл бұрын
@@shantbe wtf are you talking about?
@shantbe3 жыл бұрын
@@Crowbars2 It was Zuul the gatekeeper, minion of Gozer joke. My god watch the movie. Damn!
@mr.lonewolf819910 ай бұрын
Babies are evil, but the mothers... They're good kids 😂😂😂 had me in stitches
@simonmcguire429010 ай бұрын
That is probably my favourite and best delivered line of the sketch 😂
@theswordthatcutsnothing22894 жыл бұрын
"We got two lil' n----s on swiffers." Jesus.
@mineru34 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up ! :)
@joestanley894 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kingwill18464 жыл бұрын
Best line in the skit..
@Jesus-ISwearOnMe4 жыл бұрын
You called
@brigibb4 жыл бұрын
Got me on the floor
@kingdarkem3 жыл бұрын
This should be made into like a Netflix series or something...
@kinganthonyaguaviva34443 жыл бұрын
Yeah try watching the movie Bright
@kingdarkem3 жыл бұрын
@@kinganthonyaguaviva3444 I saw it. To be honest I did not like it. It was ok but it felt like something was missing.
@shadowwatcher39573 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@MeJustAimy3 жыл бұрын
please
@juliannehannes113 жыл бұрын
Jordan Peele needs to get on it! Hire the Astronomy Club to make it.
@sky1luv7934 жыл бұрын
They should've made a movie out of this. This is definitely one of their best skits.
@creatroyer27014 жыл бұрын
Yah, not that "Bright" shit taking everything seriously.
@eo7136 Жыл бұрын
I loved that this wasn't even the worst ranked school on the list...😂
@PumpkinTuna5 ай бұрын
OMG, go frame by frame on that list as it scrolls!
@AfroMan1873 жыл бұрын
Imagine Harry Potter not getting the "Famous Kid Scholarship" and gets sent to Clortho's, where hes placed into House Levandrius
@g2000chat3 жыл бұрын
Nah he would be in house La'darious
@zbaksh1013 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that movie
@SystemZ3RO3 жыл бұрын
Nah he would of been put in House Gozer for sure.
@audgusto3 жыл бұрын
Harry’s gonna learn about a new form of currency, Wizarding street CRED
@junaidmirza60563 жыл бұрын
he wouldve popped voldemort with a glock! 😂 rather than the elderwand backfire!
@caliqm21994 жыл бұрын
Ironically,your children would probably be safer at Clortho's than they would be at Hogwarts
@deathkriegcommissar19724 жыл бұрын
And they can find their students in a day instead of a few years
@Winther19734 жыл бұрын
👀
@obadiahharris85624 жыл бұрын
At Hogwarts they be killing they head master
@jasonjonathansalim82744 жыл бұрын
LOL, at least Clortho's will never involve their students and teachers into an all-out-war with dark lord
@Legohaiden4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonjonathansalim8274 shiiiiiiiiit.... id ride me a swiffer any day, be flying by people yelling "You just got dusted bitch!"
@AzKat694 жыл бұрын
"Is that Tyrone? Tyro... oh, that's an actual rat"
@dr.stoner73414 жыл бұрын
lowkey dissapointed he didnt yell "oh shit! thats a rat!" then start dancing
@acn32384 жыл бұрын
gabe jacob not funny, didn’t laugh
@dr.stoner73414 жыл бұрын
@@acn3238thanks, was just hoping for a meme reference. i got one but not the one i expected
@teaguejelinek40384 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@VaughnHBS4 жыл бұрын
@@dr.stoner7341 This was made before that meme came out. 2012-2015 is when this was aired.
@avonee197610 ай бұрын
As a nurse in a school for behavioral disorders and a Harry Potter fan, I truly appreciate the genius of this sketch!
@brandontrammel45815 ай бұрын
Exactly they even put in the effort to put in real school names from the Potterverse. Only the lower half is made up
@hill2803 жыл бұрын
"One kid got transformed into a cat and they can't even afford to change him back"
@innertubez3 жыл бұрын
Poor Jamar
@marius4983 жыл бұрын
@@innertubez Jamurr
@stevefilms19973 жыл бұрын
Normally you not allowed to touch the students like this when they’re in human form, but when they’re cats we just have at it.
@terrelldavis20373 жыл бұрын
Go Broncos
@briantollett64363 жыл бұрын
@@stevefilms1997 hahahahahah this still got me crying
@kelseywelsey29243 жыл бұрын
“We got two little ****** on swiffers” 😂😂😂 dead
@angelique82mon3 жыл бұрын
Same. That’s when I died 😂
@kelseywelsey29243 жыл бұрын
@@angelique82mon You just never know what they’re going to say and I did not expect that 😂
@mistersamdi3 жыл бұрын
same
@sammyg16313 жыл бұрын
Lester!
@jetjavelin75933 жыл бұрын
Shame that no one ride on roomba :v
@ThyFleshConsumed3 жыл бұрын
"Tyrone is that, is that... No that's an actual rat." DEAD
@BienMesana3 жыл бұрын
Rattatoui
@DragonBlack1992 жыл бұрын
No it’s a ratatouille yo! 😂
@jamesknapp642 жыл бұрын
Well that rat will be
@puvan302 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chessnerd10552 жыл бұрын
I knew it was coming and I still died laughing lmao
@LSDuke236 ай бұрын
That delivery of the word "spider" was perfect
@localneo-graphic46473 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the Dark Arts Technical Institute sounds like a fun school.
@DarkTempler13 жыл бұрын
I saw that and thought the same.
@fuadnebir49503 жыл бұрын
That is so my type. I would be such a good Dark Magician. And I am definitely not weak to succumb to absolute darkness.
@kishascape3 жыл бұрын
@@fuadnebir4950 big tiddy goth witch GF
@IcePhysicsGaming3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if they neglect to teach the dark arts but Academy of War Mages sounds alot better to me. DA Tech is ranked even below Clortho but AWM is up there in the top 10 for one thing and sounds like it's still pretty badass.
@kendollyroy3 жыл бұрын
“no unforgivables on the hallways!!”
@TanyaUchiha4 жыл бұрын
I want an entire series about Lester’s daily life as a magical security guard at this school!
@TruthandChakras4 жыл бұрын
Tanya Uchiha yessssss!!!!!
@ZenModePhilosophy4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this cat has a durag just made this video that much better
@MikeTheMGTOWMonk4 жыл бұрын
Its cool....alot of pu- ssies wear durags
@daeryxaqueryx4 жыл бұрын
Is it Keanu?
@samy-kt2rc Жыл бұрын
"wand with a silencer on it" gets me every time!
@genm48274 жыл бұрын
Durmstrang and Beauxbatons actually showed up in the books, but the fact that they got Mahoutokoro in there at 1:36 says a lot about the background research they actually did, since that is obscure as shit
@cameronhodgetts9204 жыл бұрын
As I remember, the Salem Witches' Institute is also from Harry Potter, isn't it
@witchsorrowful19184 жыл бұрын
@@cameronhodgetts920 It is.
@cameronhodgetts9204 жыл бұрын
@@witchsorrowful1918 thought so
@3.5b4 жыл бұрын
Nerds
@cameronhodgetts9204 жыл бұрын
@@3.5b yeah. That's the point
@ACoKyo3 жыл бұрын
Watching his soul die when he says “Wizard pepper!” “Unbelievable”
@damienasmodeus9283 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the metaphor
@MeJustAimy3 жыл бұрын
happened just as I read this comment lol
@robytoby15443 жыл бұрын
@@damienasmodeus928 wizard pepper is a metaphor for spice
@GarrettDore3 жыл бұрын
Spice melange?
@crazychinese73153 жыл бұрын
@@damienasmodeus928 cocaine, it means cocaine...
@fresherthanu60353 жыл бұрын
"we got two lil' ****** on swiffers" I COULDN'T TAKE IT
@andersondevon443 жыл бұрын
🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣🤣
@imdaprince23 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@vonslayer7803 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@faieziabubakar2073 жыл бұрын
Riding mop 🤣
@BronPedullaSmith3 жыл бұрын
Laughed harder than I have all year
@codmanout9861 Жыл бұрын
I can absolutely believe that a Japanese school would be the number 2 highest ranked magic school.
@nikeimizhongtomasch18805 ай бұрын
Pokémon academy?
@codmanout98615 ай бұрын
@@nikeimizhongtomasch1880 sorry, what?
@brandontrammel45815 ай бұрын
The Japanese school is actually a school in the Potter verse.
@carlhamer37624 жыл бұрын
I would pay good money to see a whole series of this.
@aaronjones64394 жыл бұрын
i know, huh?
@KilurDragon4 жыл бұрын
Same, same
@jetfire2454 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Phil's creampie lounge if I was trying to take a shit and needed toilet paper, that would take the purpose. We need to bring some real money in here. Like $4001.
@mangmerciless96064 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!
@Karmonger4 жыл бұрын
Check out "The Magicians" on SyFy.
@societynewsnetwork59734 жыл бұрын
I would totally watch a tv series about this or even a movie
@sasukejaeger30394 жыл бұрын
True that 👉👌
@elisiameehan38844 жыл бұрын
Saaaammmeee
@maddycommieieieienananalo34534 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@LeeTheLee4 жыл бұрын
Agreed!! I'd be tuned in every week like clockwork
@bencebotye39044 жыл бұрын
I wish they have some hardcore Potter-fan friend of them giving some ideas. The food in the cafeteria made from hippogriffs. The Potion master making pocket money by turning regular crystals into meth. In the metal detector, a kid try to smuggle a sword in his baseball hat. Just had too many ideas, so yes, make more sketches about Clortho!
@clairebersabal19644 жыл бұрын
I would pay a lot of money to see Daniel Radcliffe just walk in and walk out.
@shawnhtpc22714 жыл бұрын
They could bring him in as a guest motivational speaker for a school assembly in the auditorium/gym/cafeteria/detention hall.
@jakubmike56574 жыл бұрын
I can actually imagine Hermione going there to teach. She is not afraid of hard work and would be real inspiration for this children.
@Gigszoo4 жыл бұрын
@Jakub___Plus she's a "Nice White Lady".
@jakubmike56574 жыл бұрын
@@Gigszoo Hey, her parents were dentists, she knows what hard life is.
@grim_20004 жыл бұрын
@@jakubmike5657 There is actually a comedy sketch about that on YT. I think it's College Humor & the name is Dangerous Wands
@Death138death11 ай бұрын
I kinda wish they would draw this out to a longer sketch I find this so hilarious
@zerytriputra26434 жыл бұрын
"One out of five girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby" 😂😂
@atillafiliz65914 жыл бұрын
They are good kids.
@nemonomen33404 жыл бұрын
@@atillafiliz6591 But the babies are definitely evil.
@kaiserwanderer3 жыл бұрын
There's no denying.
@matingilardi3 жыл бұрын
"1 outta 5!"
@juliannehannes113 жыл бұрын
4 out of 5 girls are rejected by demons
@MINIKRUTH3 жыл бұрын
“We normally cant touch the Students, but when there a cat, we just have at it” 😂😂😂😂😂
@nathanrodriguez7802 жыл бұрын
Was that cat wearing a doo rag?
@meghanzimmovan63982 жыл бұрын
@@nathanrodriguez780 Yes. Yes it is.
@keelahrose2 жыл бұрын
*they're
@justSunny72 жыл бұрын
@@nathanrodriguez780 i didn't even notice that, now I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣
@viclor28762 жыл бұрын
@@justSunny7 😂😂😂
@eden-sx9oj4 жыл бұрын
nobody finna talk about how the cat has a whole durag
@JonahIsrael4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ranata4 жыл бұрын
I DIEDDDDDDDDD.
@TruthandChakras4 жыл бұрын
Kakakakakaka!!!!!😂😂
@fredascencio96064 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo you said that and I had to run it back smh
@_pulyx4 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when i noticed
@istealthlgaming185929 күн бұрын
The wand with the silencer has me dying 🤣💀
@Movie_Games4 жыл бұрын
Vince Clortho is a Ghostbusters reference though. He's the keymaster.
@Kit.E.Katz454 жыл бұрын
I thought the name was familiar!😀
@chatboulon7434 жыл бұрын
OMG THANK YOU! Not knowing that was bothering me.
@dlc11194 жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
Lol - I'm glad I'm not the only one that caught that.