The Ancient Texts

[@drewd601]

I got an ancient text for you right here buddy

[@GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH]

The Protocols

[@Seraphim117]

Watching 4 hours of my real life friends Nick, Stav and bugman who eats dust

[@grimstarr187]

N. I.

[@KatalinaPearlMancini]

his name is adam. is that some kind of inside joke between you and your 3 friends?

[@andrewk7199]

His name is Coinsteen.

[@brightfalls6788]

The gayncient texts

[@benjaminseeman5826]

From the libraries of Timbaktu

[@chucklefuck]

The gayncient sexts

[@TheKaiyash]

nice

[@chucklefuck]

The gayncient sexts

[@mrleedra]

The Protocols of the Homosexuals of Zion

[@breadbaskets2772]

The fact that the tom meyers bit was the first episode lol

[@gallusdomesticus5478]

Episode 2 was the Dickfield bit. Nick was a menace. 😂

[@DH-mt4ou]

Thanks. I needed something that's actually funny to listen to.

[@dklustick]

It’s wild how this really was historic. There isn’t a podcast like it. Completely revolutionary for the medium. Not joking and not gay.

[@CumTownHall]

Best pod to ever do it... RIP

[@dobtoronto]

@@CumTownHallI really like the video title and thumbnail

[@CumTownHall]

@@dobtoronto Thanks!

[@niaure6516]

Not gay!? You got a lot of gumption walkin' around these parts, pilgrim.

[@zach7ize]

I liked your comment and was completely with you until the last two words.

[@jackwoodruff1941]

Crazy that they made a gay podcast and didn’t even have Adam in it originally

[@CiarDrawings]

Hearing Nick mention Adam and Adam's mom scolding him to let Nick play too. lol

[@peterfrederickson928]

The first episode Nick talks about going to his friend Adam's house when they were kids and playing Super Nintendo and his South African mom screaming at him 😵‍💫. This is probably from that alternate time-line where Nick grew up in Vegas and Nelson Mandela died in prison. The TAFS time-line has collided with our own and the singularity is making us all gay

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736]

It's funny to hear how much of a spineless climber stav was from day 1

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Glad I’m not the only one that sees it. Like yeah there’s plausible deniability but deep down he’s a pandering soul. And whatever, I just don’t like that in comedy. He still often makes me laugh so like I don’t even know what my point would be.

[@questisinthejam]

@@lindboknifeandtoolmy point is that I’m gay

[@stigmata_rex]

​@@lindboknifeandtoolPerhaps you're simply a homosexual?

[@reedmckinney7426]

We are so gay.

[@brightfalls6788]

Hell yeah dude

[@BugsyMac]

Listening to episodes from the very beginning... adam hadn't been relegated to the punching bag the entire time. Adam's non-chalantly riffing with the other two and its genuinely funny. And then he became a bug.

[@CumTownHall]

The Dasha effect

[@imranvirani3517]

4:54 history

[@dsprocks]

I quit smoking weed a couple of years ago and I had a dream that I went to an old friend's house and I decided to smoke some of his weed while I was waiting for him to come back home and people kept coming over one to two at a time and I was going to leave but changed by mind and then I broke one of his bongs and I had to wait to let him know instead of just leaving a note but then I tried walking over a couch and I knocked over and broke a 5 foot tall bong and everybody was looking at me like dude this guy is too high he's out of it and then I woke up and was relieved that I hadn't actually broken anything that I would have to pay to replace, and I'm not gay.

[@MartKencuda]

Why the hell did I just read some internet stranger's dream?

[@Dr.TooDamnDeals]

A gay internet stranger ​@@MartKencuda

[@Chrisdreamz-ji2sh]

The Freudian interpretation would indicate, due to the phallic nature of a bong, that you are indeed gay.

[@austen7653]

This rocks dude

[@austen7653]

also, I’m gay

[@VulgarBearSteak]

The era is changing

[@StancedVacuum]

Clangin', if you will

[@RollOpeo1]

makin fun of tom meyers hipster ironic podcast in the first episode, only to make one of your own years later, helllll yeah

[@CumTownHall]

Evil Cumtown Cast

[@RedSntDK]

Phimosis has got to suck. I bought a (digital) volcano vaporizer in 2011, it was €480 back then, roughly the same in USD. It's a fine investment, still going strong 13 years later.

[@DJ042899]

I got a volcameo for your mouth buddy

[@Kungfucolton]

This shit is like shadow banned it doesn’t show up anywhere I have to search it up everytime I wanna continue watching

[@borttorg631]

I'm gay.

[@jaydinledford6990]

Hell yeah dude

[@PeregrineAnatum]

2:40:31 the absolute audacity of Adam to bring up his classmate who shit his pants. This aged like fine wine.

[@trevorwills1600]

Love Adam stealing Bill Burr's mid Arnold Schwarzenegger joke at 1:12:00

[@ethanc2600]

No longer suicidal because i get to hang out with my good old irl pals nick stav and adam. Im also incredibly gay

[@CumTownHall]

Never commit suicide! The Town loves you and your best buds are always here.

[@grimstarr187]

What if my friend nick mullen does it. Is it still cool then

[@gorknmork6997]

​@@grimstarr187 yes it is

[@Pasta_Fazool]

The generated list of people mentioned is truly hilarious

[@Pasta_Fazool]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention I’m also gay

[@Elcore]

It's an all-star lineup - only the greats.

[@gmartin167]

Episode 1 without Adam yet 26:25. Got chills!

[@dklustick]

Yeah, was he actually talking about THEE Adam Friedland? The South African mom is too much of a coincidence

[@shotcaller1515]

26:36 you’re telling me nick had a friend with South African parents as a kid, and this is the only time it was ever brought up??

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

I've never heard this ep before. It's good😂

[@Clembo]

The Dead Sea Trolls... amirite guyz? I'm totally straight.

[@DJ042899]

The head pee moles?

[@ethan.8791]

Song at 1:20:20?

[@gallusdomesticus5478]

2:40:33 becomes so much funnier after Adam’s incident with the chair

[@THeFudimentals]

I love the birds chirping in the background

[@calebdepello4695]

Let's goooo

[@LazMan-w2g]

Let's gaaaaay

[@poyaispanic5269]

I’m all about the ancient texts

[@cooliodiddy]

He wasn't kidding the Wedge Antilles Wookiepedia goes on and on and on

[@lindboknifeandtool]

1-50 are the apocryphal casts

[@leeborocz-johnson1649]

What was the first ever episode that had an ad read?

[@LateNightWithFimmyJallon]

In the beginning, I was gay

[@DJ042899]

Hauuuuwaaaehhh ohhhh ayyy ouhhhh ayereeee

[@StancedVacuum]

they didn't change a bit for us, and that's the gayest thing they could have ever done. salud

[@jaydinledford6990]

Nice

[@Fabian080690]

The forbidden teachings.

[@gabi-sw8zw]

im literally gay. i have same sex attraction.

[@Rafael-vu2xn]

That's gay

[@karensams994]

Wow

[@adampugsley7035]

Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

[@soft_7019]

It's annoying that my friend Stav goes out of his way to talk about trans rights on a comedy podcast but at least my friend Nick secretly agrees with me, saying nothing only to avoid social friction

[@andrews6517]

*sigh* i miss my friends :/

[@ANDY-rg4uo]

going to put this on stone tablets hoping they make a religion of this in 13million years when society falls and rises again,

[@TheSelbah]

The Dawgs and the Gays

[@fajile5109]

20:27 adam steals this story while trying to one up another bad kid story nick has.

[@garpafieldjovi4785]

2:40:53 this did not age well for Adam.

[@TEACHERERIC-w6r]

Porkfoot should of been a permanent guest.

[@violarulez]

damn they knew tim hecker.. crazy

[@CommissarKane]

35:30 Has to be Rich Vos.

[@asmith4549]

This is as gay, if not gayer than St. Augaystine

[@andygump724]

Bent over like a bovine in repose, waiting for the load of the Lord.

[@CumTownHall]

Should I upload the confessions of saint Augaystine bit? I think it may already be on KZbin but idk

[@Jeffygoldblum]

Wow nice Shane and Matt title.

[@CumTownHall]

What My bad if this is one of their titles I don't follow any of their stuff. I named it "The Ancient Texts" because the eps in it are ancient (2016) also I am gay

[@Jeffygoldblum]

@CumTownHall IDC just giving you sh*t. But yes they suggest them to me all the time on KZbin.

[@DS-gc7vg]

It needs someone to bring the riffs to a screeching halt and it would be perfect.

[@CumTownHall]

Sorry! I tried to trim them as best as possible but I guessed I missed a couple. I will fix this in the next couple of vids!

[@cats-uk]

54:26 what does he say. Enjoying a different kind of _____

[@Glocklite]

Footlong

[@ravenkliff]

Did Nick have a different South African friend named Adam as a kid? Adam Friedland grew up in Vegas, afterall. I'm gay btw.

[@loucotrone]

🧀

[@formerCEO]

Yoo Hoo Boy's 👬

[@je-pq3de]

1:42:40 i wonder who that is

[@ColonelofIvory]

All Nick Mullen's followers are from Delhi........

[@ugandahater]

22:24

[@BonghitTransplants]

Blue Jay Lakers on, sorry wait I’m Dominique Strauss Kahn and I’m gay

[@Tripplebeem]

Im gay

[@dr.mcstuffins5977]

Im just like Nick. But way better. He's gay and so is Stamro and Alex.

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Time to relapse.

[@thehegemon996]

He died? I didn’t even know he was gay….