Atticus Mullen

[@TennesseeDouglas]

Thanks guys, I now feel fully prepared for my book report presentation tomorrow

[@alexanderchippel]

CumTowns target demographic is in fact racist 12 year old boys so this actually checks out.

[@ultrastarrz6620]

now I feel fully gay

[@LPyellowking]

how did u do

[@user-yq9vf2gx2s]

​@@LPyellowkingI'm gay.

[@djcoinlaundry]

I’m doing a report on st Augustine’s diary do you want to work at the same table?

[@notinspectorgadget]

Thank you Stavros

[@GarfieldKartPMC]

Thank you Nick Mullen

[@DawnWillDoIt]

Idk those sound effects were pretty vital

[@jonathancurtin]

@@DawnWillDoItworst part, Stavros is a redact lefty.

[@damboulton]

Listening through the full clip, with the build-up to the ending, it always has me in tears 😂🤣🤣

[@adambarnes739]

Truly one of the best radio plays of all time

[@jerodwisch2240]

I’m gay!

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

The build up is just so well crafted

[@sinnerssoul302]

Sport and Pringus Finch

[@theragingnerdz1348]

Truly amazing that all of this somehow just ends up in an absolutely colossal "I'm gay"

[@KBind54]

It's actually pretty amazing how many accurate plot details they casually retained about several different classics that they're wildly combining and also im gay

[@AtticusHess]

Im named after Atticus Finch, and I feel like I have transcended to another plain of being...a gay one

[@ChadamFriedland]

Hell yeah brother thank you for stopping by.

[@michaelkapelis287]

Atticus Lynch

[@NoFlu]

First name a southern lawyer, last name the deputy führer of Germany that took a flight to britain. Hell yea dude

[@AtticusHess]

@NoFlu yeah, he wasnt the only high ranking party member with the name. A shit ton of Germans moved to Texas, so you get me. Nick actually did a bit about german Texans....I'm also gay.

[@harleymarshall6929]

​@@NoFlu a classic man, truly

[@MonoDde]

Ahhh fuck man 😂😂😂. We didn't know what we had until it was gone

[@scoutswell]

That you were gay?

[@theders8590]

@@scoutswellHell yeah dude

[@guapstalker]

this is what we call "faithfulness to the material". outstanding

[@BalsamicJeebs]

everybody say thank you stavros

[@xXDimistreoXx]

A cupcake and a candy bar

[@briansimerl4014]

Let's face it. Stavos was Mullins' MUSE.

[@ChadamFriedland]

Thank you Stavros.

[@briansimerl4014]

@@ChadamFriedland a very fat out of shape Muse

[@BIacklce]

said it for years but no one understood his necessity to the chaotic cadence of the show.

[@Flameb0]

people shit on adam and its because he sucks. the episodes with just nick and stav are some of the best. adam is legitimately only good for being shit on

[@avoidantbehavior]

@@Flameb0 I don’t like when people say it out loud

[@WHOPPER_JR-sx7ze]

Thank you, Stavros.

[@constantreader7483]

Baby Arm Joe. Greatest bluesman to ever do it.

[@idlesenses1]

Been waiting for British Judge to make his way back on here forever. Bless you

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

The British Judge just makes me laugh so much

[@spencer3598]

Fugue State and Cool Adam are some of my favorite players in the league right now. You can see their training camps have really paid off.

[@ChadamFriedland]

Their gay sex peyote darkness retreat has paid dividends.

[@JoshuaJenkins-h4r]

Oh yeah, they're at camps alright.

[@ZaraSnxgs]

I drift into the courthouse

[@deadjuice1880]

It's both frustrating and hilarious how little Stav and Adam try with anything.

[@bottlesalts]

The best punchline imaginable “and I’m GAY”

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

This is the best bit of the entire show

[@BonghitTransplants]

I've never once clicked on this cumtown players radioplay, but I've watched this about 19 times this year. I'll stop what I've ever I'm doing to watch these Madden highlights. Stav as a judge is S-tier

[@pokemongo-up3rq]

My favorite James Bond movie, To Die Another Mockingbird Today. James Bond kills Atticus for being a Communist and then bangs the little girl... and there's racism or something.

[@jamesj6426]

And also, he's gay

[@DC-gh1ds]

race the final frontier is outstanding

[@papabird4425]

My god. The punchline is "im gay." Why did i expect anything different? This is incredible 🤣🤣🤣

[@TylerYoutubeGamingChannel]

The transition to “some cut” is flawless

[@dimwitted-fool]

THE greatest moment of the show. The peak. High water mark. 20 minutes of perfection

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

This really is the finest piece of media ever produced by man.

[@highhtideVEVO]

Adam: it’s me I’m in the mockingbird Comedic diamonds and precious metals

[@jonathancurtin]

Pringus and Sport, I’m reversing my vasectomy to have kids of those names.

[@canislupus3655]

And here I was thinking you where gay

[@jonathancurtin]

@ it’s spelled were***

[@sitcomenjoyer7950]

i vividly remember listening to this during my senior year of highschool and trying not to laugh like a psychopath

[@ItsWeenie]

Thank you stavros

[@David_Axelord]

"We saw you run over that black man back there, we wanted to make sure he didn't do any damage to your vehicle."

[@eedoamitay3341]

1:25 lmao i love how stavs whistle laughs with him

[@theders8590]

I had almost thought Adam was taking over the whistling at that point

[@alan.smitheeee]

I wish cumtown was just this.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Lol Stav could actually voice Jared in superjail

[@schizoidman143]

Nick melding To Kill a Mocking Bird with 12 Angry Men is very gay and funny too

[@PerennialAWL]

And by the way…

[@Derek_Keenan]

And one more thing...

[@Againnuendo]

im gay

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

Nick’s love and appreciation for classic American literature is inspiring.

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

This was beautiful

[@jabbist]

Should anyone be concerned that a blind man is driving a Corvette? ... or driving at all?

[@ChadamFriedland]

It was a different time back then

[@sheepherder911]

​@ChadamFriedland busy place...the South.

[@zachhagan6239]

@@sheepherder911a lot of people think the south is slow…..but that’s only mentally

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

Scent of a Racist Woman

[@frostafunny]

Friedland with the interception followed by Stav with the sack is amazing

[@LuisCarruthers]

This is fucking incredible.

[@Corkoth55]

18:29 man for years i dont think I've laughed as hard as stavros did in this clip

[@CoolAdam247]

This rules 😎👍🔥

[@ChadamFriedland]

Hell yeah dude

[@chilibeer3912]

Hey everybody…

[@RetardLumber]

@@ChadamFriedland i want to see more of the football games and please show the full roster! :D

[@nathang.1561]

it was nice of glenn close to add a little bit of commentary to this skit by nick mullen and stavros halkias

[@delelster]

Imagine a person's brain gradually begins to succumb to schizophrenia, but the voices you hear are all Nick's characters, laughing.😂

[@BranGrizz]

ah yes, sport and pringus.

[@Tony_Toni_Tone]

Damn I didnt know Danny Simponero was an NFL player LMAO

[@ChadamFriedland]

He's won greasiest player 3 years running.

[@arempy5836]

10:25 just a classic Atticus line.

[@tech_nog4520]

This but unironically like the muppet movies

[@kingjames1586]

The rampant spread of Adams Zest is unlimited! 😳

[@luker.6967]

This is a fucking gem

[@zacharysplain2944]

lol finally noticed the players names

[@Trashcansam123]

Nick confusing Atticus Finch with Daredevil. Incredible.

[@Aex3f4]

I read the title as Atticus Friedland

[@julianfoy9888]

To set a watch gay man

[@dbl.dnm.]

Nick Mullen is the greatest mind in the history of problematic improv.

[@AdamS235]

Atticus Finch and the year of the corvette

[@sbajm3421]

Just now noticing the names of the players lol

[@nvmimfine99]

Is Nick doing Matt Berry?

[@ChadamFriedland]

God that would be a dream. Gay Toast of London??? Ya kidding me??

[@ja3482]

Nick would look good in a seersucker

[@zehsackett6132]

go ducks

[@hatred905]

10:25

[@M.KEY_HEMIN]

❤😂🎉

[@jackjones4248]

Corvette came out in 1953, book is set 33-35. Unlistenable

[@msplendor]

Are you sure you're not dyslexic? Or gay?

[@makimasbrat5508]

Would be better if you included visuals from movie adaptations

[@M4L3XSV9]

8:12

[@Realdrlipschitz]

Probably the worst game of football I’ve ever witnessed

[@ChadamFriedland]

Nick is better comedian than QB

[@MrKYT-gb8gs]

Why does sport sound like Marge Simpson

[@Anirlon]

Sport was actually a morphodite

[@TheBignate14]

Interdimentional Cable.

[@randomationz5158]

I hate it when they remake old movies and add a gay character just to be politically correct.

[@OctobersOblivion]

I’m gay

[@jar6789]

Madden is so rinse and repeat and bad that I can barely tell which madden this is

[@Johnnycassshhhh]

Stavros always tries to one-up Nick's jokes....fattingly failing every time

[@NickIggler1969]

Pride ⭐⭐⭐

[@depressionembodied]

To gay, or not to gay. That is the question

[@ritardstrength5169]

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous immunodeficiency