the ANGRIEST FLORIDA MAN EVER talks himself into cuffs

[@DonutOperator]

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[@michaelegotti6439]

What about my twitch

[@SealPhin]

Sup

[@TaxEvasion4Life]

Thanks for another great video.

[@regulardudegam1ng]

Legend

[@stonyman4062]

I love you

[@sheadonkalei785]

“You Can’t arrest me” *gets arrested * “You Can’t taze me!” *gets tazed

[@reedy_9619]

If he were smart he d say « you cant give me your money/a job »

[@khaiwinchester]

*pikachu face* after he say he can't get taze

[@DirtyMike2011]

*kicks officer* “You just kicked me” “I didn’t kick you. Where’s your proof?”

[@sheadonkalei785]

@GAVIN HUGHES are you serious? 😂

[@sheadonkalei785]

@GAVIN HUGHES thanks dude🤙

[@1974heathinn]

That “Stop it” the police officer keeps using is hysterical.

[@N0xiety]

That's the kind of voice i use when my dog is being naughty lmao. My dog at least has the brains to understand he did wrong tho, unlike this specimen.

[@twistedyogert]

@@N0xiety Reminds me more of my sister when I tried to change the TV channel.

[@epsilon2843]

Stop it. Get some help.

[@zachburghdoff9126]

@@N0xiety damnit he escaped the facility, who left the door unlocked 🤦

[@crazycoffee]

"Stop it get help" lol that defines it perfectly

[@fastsnake1]

This is the type of guy who would yell "I'm having a seizure!" over and over in public, while shaking on the ground, and stopping to look around to see if anybody was watching, and then continuing again.

[@refinnej5302]

This is the type of guy who would claim to find the tip of a finger in his food as he's asking for a bandaid for his finger.

[@FairyChild_For_Freedom-Justice]

@@refinnej5302 ewwww

[@CrankyBarista]

Those voluntary seizers

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@CrankyBarista what's funny is he sounds like the dude who would yell at a McDonald's person for his fries being to crispy...

[@feraltaco4783]

For sure!

[@maddyg2320]

"I will kick you with my foot" Thank goodness he clarified as I thought he'd kick him with his hand 🤦‍♀️

[@goodmicrophone1254]

I was under the impression he was going to kick him with his face.

[@maddyg2320]

@@goodmicrophone1254 🤣🤣

[@Tractorboyx20]

@@goodmicrophone1254 😂

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

“maybe i will kick you in the face, with my fist” -lyrical mastermind Jon Lajoie

[@maddyg2320]

@@Kekistani_Insurgent Lol 🤪

[@ragdolltrucking]

Guy: “I did not contact her” Girl: “he has my wallet” Guy: “I have her wallet” Cop: 🤨

[@lovecheese45]

@hv a happy day scam

[@Zirodays]

@hv a happy day please stop with the proselytising spam.

[@Avallachgrey]

Happy I'm not the only one that went "Wait, if you aint contacted her how did you get her wallet?"

[@ricecracka-]

Wait oh yeah

[@killerkitten7534]

Reminds me of that spongebob skit. “Look, you have a no contact order” “Yep!” “And you have her wallet in your pocket” “Yep!” “You have this wallet, and were in close proximity to her, so logically it follows that you were violating your no contact order” “Makes sense to me!” “So you’re under arrest” “But I didn’t violate the no contact order!”

[@rastaN1PPL3S]

When Raymond got slammed to the ground and yelled “POLICE BRUTALITY,” did anyone else get that snippet from Monty Python and the Holy Grail “HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED” ?

[@royanderson4173]

Yeeeeees🤣

[@torchandhammer]

But society's to blame!

[@Trooper6190]

Bloody peasant!!

[@KingBobBobBob]

God I gotta watch that again.

[@AlyssaK83]

LMFAO I’m dead. 🤣😂😵

[@alessandroiskaymaurer1517]

"Sticky 'taters", every police officer's worst nightmare

[@shellypeek6515]

🤣

[@Badbhoys]

Hahahahahah thats good

[@SagebrushRambles]

Well not EVERY police officer as not all have tater issues.

[@roushstge2]

No, every cops worst nightmare was covered a few videos ago… getting shot in the leg and having to have your pants cut off and getting wheeled into the ER around all the nurses with a bush or while you’re not having a sausage day, but instead a turtle turtle day

[@ftdefiance1]

Road march joy

[@TheDespicablePatriot]

The funny thing is I live in Jacksonville which is just South of where this occurred. I know the arresting officer on this case, he lives just a couple streets away from us. He's been a friend since we were kids and oh boy did he have a blast watching this video and telling me all about how it went down. We love your content, Donut.

[@JesusPwnsYa1]

No contact: "Babe film this." Okay, he just contacted her in front of them.

[@mericantryhard4495]

Genius

[@masonvaughn6764]

When he asked them to give back her wallet from his pocket

[@TheGoggleye]

Judge and prosecutors wet dream: have people videotape themselves breaking a no contact order, resisting etc are just cake.

[@mlittle1971]

"Babe" needs to wear a bra.

[@TylerTMG]

​@@TheGoggleyethem recording themselves vandalize stuff like the devious lick thing?

[@grundi18]

"Ive never contacted her" *has her wallet in his pocket because he's a wizard jedi*

[@bluegrasseric]

They should charge him with theft of the wallet and identity theft, because he had her id.

[@josukehigashikata-jojolion8236]

He’s a jizzard

[@titan1umtitan]

@@bluegrasseric damn, I guess I’m gonna be arrested for Identity theft cause my coworker lended me their badge to get myself into the office

[@benjaminmatheny6683]

I love how the officer doesn't seem angry, just disappointed.

[@Steph-sk3xb]

It’s because he really probably wouldn’t have gone back to jail but the guy is so dumb and indignant that he walked himself into an actual arrest.

[@PiwyLC]

Hes gen z at his finest, he calls police brutality when for resisting arrest they tackle you to the ground 😂

[@JimboJuice]

@@PiwyLC inbred or stupid, nothing to do with age.

[@dosidicusgigas1376]

"Dont kill me" 😂 that was one of the funniest cop responses I ever heard

[@trahmusket631]

Stop it....

[@corporategreed]

In the age of bodycams getting arrested is starting to look more like condemning yourself to involuntary entertainment

[@Delta-ty1wr]

I love this cops use of "Bruh" and "Stop it"

[@gabriellawson3343]

And two burps!! This cop most definitely enjoyed his Chick-fil-A 😂

[@gabriellawson3343]

@@sailyui stop it

[@amosquitofanatic4412]

@@gabriellawson3343 bruh

[@gabriellawson3343]

@Water ;-; bruh

[@tb223x]

@@gabriellawson3343 stop it

[@denimroberts4119]

Bro the cop’s humor throughout this whole arrest was just too funny😭

[@SoCali-se5nq]

When he said “Stooopp It!” 🤣

[@xxivSNAPback]

Seriously had me in stitches 😂

[@TheForbiddenTacoYT]

He was on it with the comebacks lmao

[@arthursalim3120]

He was having soo much fun throughout this XD

[@darkzak47]

The cops tone is like, “no stop being a drama queen…”

[@tjking7457]

This guy just gave himself charges. He was just going to have one charge and ended up with at least 13.

[@huntercase9794]

He would have probably just walked away with a warning

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

He's just trying to catch them all

[@riley1199770]

@be happy eww

[@lhkraut]

I'm sure there were plenty more once he got to intake.

[@user-fh1th5uz9x]

@@riley1199770 what was it?

[@WC3fanatic997]

"Officer knows the suspect" is always the start of the best rides

[@AgitpropPsyop]

I’ve never ever heard someone yelling PTSD during an arrest… This clip is special. Thanks donut

[@bretmaverick420]

10:10 😂😂

[@baustinmcmanus1991]

I've heard that working in the prison system! Those offenders will scream anything to get out of something.

[@PiousSlayer]

Woah, was my first reply deleted?

[@baustinmcmanus1991]

@@PiousSlayer I think it was. Weird.

[@PiousSlayer]

@@baustinmcmanus1991 I wonder if it was the R word? If so, that's insane. I'mma test it. I have heard a female screaming the R word while being handcuffed, but never PTSD. Around 3:10 - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaurg4SklK6Gntk

[@bass-dc9175]

I love the tone of the cop. "He is pointing a gun at my back" Cop: "It is a taser" "still the shape of a gun" Cop: "... no it is not"

[@orangequill1645]

Its vaguely the shape of one but like normally guns arent brightly colored

[@-clipz-]

John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

[@VinnieG-]

@@-clipz- why would you want to see the kingdom of God. He created cancer and aids ffs

[@phelpsbutnotmichal9360]

He just gets mildly annoyed at it to

[@smartdoge4626]

Instantly reminds me of that meme “Talks a simple traffic ticket into a death penalty” “Ah yes! The negotiator!”

[@Opgaming-ey9lb]

Lol

[@augustreil]

@be happy, Please stop.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

It's like trying to flip the table and it lands on you

[@armorer94]

@@augustreil seconded.

[@Bearkat87]

@YTr cretor go find a vest and get it over with

[@EKk8819]

"PTSD bringing up bad memories" has to be the funniest brutality claim EVER made!

[@JadeRabbit-je4gd]

"I'VE JUST BEEN TASED!" Yeah we know dude, it was fucking hilarious.

[@jsmith8646]

It was pretty funny.

[@saintpoli6800]

I mean, not wrong

[@fandasvetlo]

It was pretty funny.

[@ilikemusic4367]

Police bru-AAAAAAHH AAAH- OK!

[@EliteKannon]

Just the cops constant “Stop it” made the whole thing hilarious. Cops thinking come on man you gotta be playing me right now

[@dloyal09]

Kept his composure way longer then I expected.

[@curtiswilliams2250]

The officer was cracking me up : “Stawpp itttt”

[@thepepsidrink7756]

He was so casual🤣🤣

[@acegikm]

Why tf wouldn't he give that woman her wallet, tho?

[@Backstabmacro]

@@acegikm it’s evidence that the moron was violating his no-contact order. Once he’s arrested and gets inventoried before jail, that wallet becomes proof he had contact with the named individual of the NCO.

[@sylekin]

@@acegikm well....he *is* a convicted *criminal* :P

[@undisputed1one]

He says it the same way my girlfriend does when I give her a compliment😂

[@owenkegg5608]

"IT'S STILL A FORM OF A GUN!" "nooo, it's not"

[@chrisward9218]

Exactly, it's a rifle. Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle to be exact

[@danytargaryen5472]

@@chrisward9218 You know what else is a rifle ;)?

[@chrisward9218]

@@danytargaryen5472 Please enlighten me

[@danytargaryen5472]

@@chrisward9218 my .....

[@unscflanker407]

@@danytargaryen5472 no no go ahead finish that sentence I’m intrigued😏

[@Rashed1255]

Everyone who resists: “I’m not resisting!” While resisting

[@mikebravo3527]

That's the best part HA

[@sloop4life765]

So tru

[@fastname6519]

I'm not resisting I'm just checking if my gun has any ammunition for safety reasons

[@youwebz]

Not necessarily - Cops use it to add charges. Don’t be so one dimensional dude

[@armorer94]

@be happy please stop spamming everybody with this. We know what you're about.

[@DB-qf3ss]

I showed this video to my kids as a cautionary tale about the dangers of denying responsibility for one’s actions, which has coined the term “don’t act like a sockhead.”

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Perfect. Don't mind me if I steal this to use on my brother's kids. 😉

[@thesharkman1064]

Lol

[@followingthehypocrats3429]

My favorite saying is play stupid games win stupid prizes

[@bsrkoacar8414]

Don't act like a crackhead either

[@MrHooligan__]

Very nice

[@Thorrnn]

I honestly have so much respect for these officers, they're stuck in a shitty situation, and they deal with it with what can only be described unwavering grace, and infinite patience.

[@hawkshot867]

"I didn't contact her." *later* "Babe film this!" Ok, well now you've violated your no contact...

[@ratman-f1b]

also the wallet

[@edifyguy]

I noticed that too lol

[@mesaplayer9636]

Oh yeah

[@commandingsteel]

just being within 500 or 1000 feet of her was violating it... even if she approached him

[@ericaschaidt8588]

@@commandingsteel obviously. That’s the humorous part. He claimed walking in front of/next to her wasn’t a violation all because he supposedly wasn’t talking to her.

[@kannon6997]

Anyone can talk themselves into cuffs. Can Florida man talk himself out of them?

[@ImJustFusion]

Probably

[@ImJustFusion]

They can prolly talk themselves into getting double cuffed

[@thetexan1011]

@@ImJustFusion or hog-tied.

[@loganhunt6307]

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball-Z

[@roguestatus7]

@@loganhunt6307 😂😂 well done, made my night! 😂😂

[@connorw6335]

If only Raymond’s taters hadn’t been sticking to his legs. Maybe he would’ve had the composure to realize his own stupidity, or maybe he would’ve just had unstuck taters, who knows.

[@Mehunglo0811]

Doesn’t seem like a guy who has taters to begin with…even if he does have taters(surprisingly) it must not be much cause he so under developed lol.

[@lukerussell4076]

Most likely just unstuck taters 😂

[@bigharrybushcraft8364]

Did you see that walking tank of skank he calls a girlfriend? He's got a lot more than "sticky" to worry about in his tater salad.

[@SA-xf1eb]

@@bigharrybushcraft8364 yeah, that's some serious Florida Swamp Yeti action there. Damn.

[@BubbaKreepz]

I almost lost all my strength from laughing when I heard “get your nuts off my hands” 😂😂😂.

[@higherthanmost1112]

Yelling “police brutality” is as effective as yelling “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!”

[@asherwoodrow7471]

its just that clip from the office where somthing happens and micheal screams his declaration of bankruptcy, can somone tell me what happens in that episode again? been a solid 5 years since ive seen it

[@levibirdwell2356]

"Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen." "I didn't say it, I declared it."

[@asherwoodrow7471]

@@levibirdwell2356 Good man. have you been to mikes cereal shack?

[@levibirdwell2356]

@@asherwoodrow7471 why go when you can get the same varieties in the store?

[@slayerfam2]

Great "the office" line .....

[@robertbowman1972]

"He's got a gun on me!" "It's a taser" "It's still a form of a gun!"

[@Cipkanikolaj]

@be happy nobody cares stop spamming it

[@IncredibleMD]

The way he says "No it's nooooooooot". You can just tell he's utterly done with Raymond's shit.

[@westcoastwarriorsarchive7929]

is that diane feinstine in a disguise?!

[@NickCasciani]

😂😂🤣

[@snowgorilla9789]

And that proves he is WAY smarter than I gave him credit for

[@oddshot60]

"He's got a gun to my back". "No sir, I'm wearing SHEATHS".

[@travisweldmaster7815]

Hahaha. YES!

[@inthenight7546]

🤣

[@rdnkbear872]

" keep your stickey taters off my back "

[@brandonwilson9614]

🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@funky_fetus_4717]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisd5564]

I love how he is violating the no contact order even more when he’s on the ground telling her to record lmao these videos crack me the fuck up

[@kimber9mm]

Guy: “How are you guys arresting me?” Officer: “Pretty simple: Handcuffs.”

[@WarriorPoet01]

15:45 - “I hope you guys get Corona” I hope all the officers enjoyed an ice-cold Corona after that shift 😂😂😂

[@V-C137]

The officer burping probably already did 🤣

[@unavailable4975]

They did it just to spite him

[@ewokelijah6625]

"You can have any brew you want, as long as its a Corona" -Toretto

[@sheadonkalei785]

@@ewokelijah6625 and family

[@theden5409]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@jordanwilliams9297]

This man has the logic of a three year old who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[@AlexKenas]

This is what years of recreational drug and alcohol use does to people.

[@chorlesteajones6794]

Wait, you mean it doesn't? Well shiiiit!

[@uthumperera1]

Funfact: 7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

[@15gamershaven89]

Wait your saying brown cows dont give chocolate milk?

[@15gamershaven89]

@@uthumperera1 can confirm Americans arent very smart sometimes

[@nickhancock589]

The sergeant's voice contained all the resignation of a man who recognizes the subject and, from long experience, knows exactly how this is going to go.

[@raulperalta7750]

“Does being stabbed with a fork count as 4 stabbings?” Not only hilarious but indeed a great question.

[@angelgabriel1825]

Well it has 4 stabby sticks so yea it counts as 4 stabbing

[@vanadium1169]

@@angelgabriel1825 unless you dig enough to connect them i guess

[@2AFREEDOMTX]

Tatoo

[@Klaaism]

Especially if it's the wrong fork... Proper etiquette to stabbings.

[@benjaminr8961]

@@angelgabriel1825 No, its one stabbing.

[@zzcolby27]

He looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from 2009 and is trying to log into his MySpace account.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

Jamming to plain white Tees on his home page

[@jamesbaker7112]

You guys clearly think 2009 was a long time ago.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

@@jamesbaker7112 12 years is a long time. 🤔

[@therret2901]

@@jamesbaker7112 In internet terms 12 years is like 100,000 regular years.

[@undergroundsoldierz3824]

This is a really dumb comment, Can't believe so many people gave it a thumbs up

[@glovebox6770]

“Babe! Put this on camera!” Ope…..looks like he just contacted her…

[@AbraCaStabra]

Lol. I said the same thing 🤣

[@DarthEyesDragon]

@@AbraCaStabra I was thinking the same thing. Y’all beat me to it

[@lindageorge8209]

Why is she obeying him?

[@hopejoyfaith1342]

Then he throws here under the bus, girl hit the delete button and WALK AWAY!!!!!

[@TheIronwil]

Legend has it that, to this day, echoes of “POLICE BRUTALITY” still echo in that neighborhood.

[@Ludeo]

Imagine dealing with people like this every day, for AT LEAST 40hrs a week....

[@musclechic2001]

I can't. Watching these videos I am amazed at the PATIENCE of officers in general. I couldn't do it.

[@crywolf1224]

I'm sure there are days where they laugh it off like this dumb guy they can prove him wrong but it must suck when they deal with people like this back to back day after day

[@minnowstomonsters8462]

Where I live, the cops have to work at least 120 hour Work weeks, then people wonder why they're so stressed, always on call, hardly any days off, I couldn't imagine it, we have a horrendous meth problem which is what most of their calls go to, if its not an overdose its someone killed someone to get their next fix, we just had one tie his dealer up and set the house on fire after taking the meth

[@Bearkat87]

@@minnowstomonsters8462 “well damn Rita first is was the marijawana and the hip hop now it’s the meth” 17 1/4 hours a day huh? Right. Also no one “has” to work anywhere.

[@j4y167]

@@Bearkat87 yeah but while you sit on unemployment some make the decision to work the incredibly difficult job of police officer, almost always for very little pay. And yes, some people do work those hours, I've worked weeks close to that myself. You'll understand one day when you get a more intensive job than flipping burgers for 15 hours a week.

[@magictoaster2996]

It’s a passive effect +stab wound -total health +taser immunity

[@cauchyschwarz3295]

I get the joke but from a medical point of view the involuntary muscle contractions that come with being tazed can reopen a stitched wound and even worsen the original injury. So yeah you should definitely not taze someone who has a recent stabwound. Then again he was really asking for it resisting even after being warned about being tazed multiple times 😅

[@jamallabarge2665]

@@cauchyschwarz3295 He was stabbed in 2015. Maybe he has adhesions. Doubt that his innards would come out.

[@feraltaco4783]

I wonder if that arrest immunity includes prosecution immunity as well.

[@feraltaco4783]

@@cauchyschwarz3295 he's more likely to pop that wound by fighting the cops than from getting tazed.

[@studentofhistory718]

"HES GOT A GUN TO MY BACK!" "Sir its not a gun its a tazer"

[@SceptileSlash]

a TaSeR iS a TyPe Of GuN

[@CyberCripX]

@@SceptileSlash can we use that arguement with rayshard brooks now?

[@ian9574]

"Sir... This is really just a spicy version of those thermometers they check you with before you enter your doctor's clinic."

[@batchynator]

Police bodycams are possibly the best innovation ever.

[@cpmow831]

Hours of entertainment and laughter

[@madisonpowell1694]

I'm WAY to temperamental to be dealing with a df like this. Hats off to the blue for being super chill. They even tried to let him make it with the gentle take down.

[@huckfinn4686]

I love how he refers to the woman as “babe” and had her wallet. yeah definitely had no contact 😂

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

Exactly!

[@Lance.Gardenhire]

And the: "Don't matter how long I go to jail, when I get out I'll come back to this woman."

[@nood1le]

At one point he called her his daughter

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

@@nood1le Florida 🤯

[@blahblah8037]

He told them to arrest her as well

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

Plot twist: the guy was just pickpocketing her, not contacting her. That's why he has her wallet.

[@sloop4life765]

Good twist

[@TallyFox2]

Guess he needs to level up his pickpocketing skill

[@lovetogun3611]

No contact order: "I wasnt contacting her". "Babe get this on video!" 😆😆🤦‍♂️

[@davidtuell5558]

Even if he wasn’t contacting her before he definitely is now 😂

[@steakknives]

Also: Can I give her her wallet back? Unrelated issue.

[@armorer94]

@be happy May Allah curse you for your transgressions.

[@silygoose5334]

“I wasn’t near her I was in front of her” has gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard a suspect say when they have gotten caught red handed 💀💀💀

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Nah “But I wasn’t looking at her” was even funnier. Like the toddler peekaboo game absolves you of a protective order.

[@clarkweesnaw6471]

“Mom can we buy a skrillex?” “We have a skrillex at home” “Yeah but he smells like grandma and is also in jail”

[@grandma650]

But I smell good :(

[@perplexity6996]

@@grandma650 i bet

[@zeusafoos1369]

@@grandma650 Don’t listen to this ignorant fool

[@EggmondChad]

@@grandma650 GRANDMA??? “Hugh Mungus? THATS S ASSAULT!” *-Zarna Joshi*

[@rickybobby1056]

Skrillex=gay

[@bostontea6521]

Him "you should take her too" Her: stares in confused buffalo 😐🐃"

[@tmurdoch2]

I'm get a bit of a "Harry and the hendersons" vibe. But in a bad T-shirt and 3rd hand jeans

[@isitoveryet9525]

😂😭

[@ian9574]

@@tmurdoch2 Do you think she makes the same sound in bed as when Harry emulates a police siren to get traffic out of their way?

[@coachbump852]

“I was not resisting “ “I was not contacting her” “I’m going to file a law suit” Three statements that couldn’t be further from the truth!!

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

“I have her wallet” “I was not contacting her” *This is big brain time*

[@Minuntilini]

I did not hit her. Oh hi Mark

[@Piemasta9000]

@@Minuntilini I was thinking this though the whole video. holy crap

[@-clipz-]

John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

[@PDXdjn]

He's ready for politics. Specifically, Colorado District 3.

[@moosedawg71]

The cop and his constant "stop it!" had me in stitches!

[@yubs12345]

I love how calm the cops are “AND ILL KICK YOU IF YOU TAZE ME” “then don’t kick me”

[@fredlind8270]

Hey Donut, just thought you might find it interesting to hear that you got a shout-out in a police podcast all the way over in Sweden. I won't mention the name in case you have rules against advertising other channels, but it's basically a podcast where an ex-cop interviews other swedish police officers about stuff they've been through, good and bad. He had one episode where he interviewed a swedish-born guy who moved to the US and works as a cop there, and he took the time to give you a shout-out :)

[@blackandbluex]

Nice 👍

[@kingconcerto5860]

What is the name of that podcast? I'd like to check it out.

[@LASVEGASRAIDERS21]

Donut is worldwide now

[@fredlind8270]

@@kingconcerto5860 It's called "snutsnack" (Cop talk, basically). Everything is in swedish though, except one episode when the host interviews an american cop with a swedish wife.

[@jamesparker7528]

@@fredlind8270 podjke äter bröd och dricker vatten

[@spethmanjones2997]

The “PTSD! Bringin’ back past memories!!” killed me lol

[@JohnJohnson-mf3dv]

Bruh same holy shit

[@jbmcb]

It reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy by shouting "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!" That's really not how that works.

[@Orjahlian]

I'm fuckin dyin', funniest shit I've heard in months.

[@j.lingle4713]

Even though I’ve seen this body cam footage before, it never gets old. Dude deserves every bit of it! 😂

[@tomkee4479]

Shit he deserved WAY more than that!! Lol those officers should get medals or raises or something for showing such restraint and patience cause I would have fucked that dude up and gladly got fired and prob even gladly taken a charge a d felt good about it! Jesus smh I wanted to reach thru my phone so bad lol

[@wesleynunes3747]

"I am not resisting" He said that while resisting lol

[@johns1625]

"I'M NOT ME!" **is me**

[@margueritefile5645]

Whilst-eth

[@Rico_71]

We need a third narrator lol "I am not resisting" Narrator, in deep, calm voice: "it was, indeed, him that was resisting"

[@samwhary5498]

He's definitely not a wizard. He failed to counter that lightning spell

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

Must be playing 3.5e and didn't have his own prepared

[@Sepricotaku]

Everyone knows you gotta keep at least one spell slot and your reaction for that counter spell, he must be new.

[@caseybingham7674]

Ba Ha Ha! 😆

[@aeraaureliawashereonce]

Hehehe

[@christopherconard2831]

Even the best of us occasionally fail a saving throw.

[@andrewmcneely6224]

He sounds like a happy but annoyed mom “no it’s not a gun, it’s a taser”

[@Thorrnn]

oh yeah, for whatever reason, yt shut off my notifications, so I haven't been getting updates for like...a year or more, maybe two. One of your videos popped up in my feed and now I'm just trying to catch up on everything I missed...and MAN!, THIS IS FUN! Caught up on the whole Trex saga, crazy drunk karen, signal light on car drunk guy, crazy dude steals car from old woman and shoots at copes during high speed chase, and everything. It's like a vacation for me.

[@ToXiCxMadness2]

“I was never near her” magically has her wallet in his pocket.

[@Zaay446]

because he was a jedi, remember?

[@iancallon6520]

Oops I stole her wallet

[@seanperson2032]

Also "I never talked to her" And then "babe get this on camera! Record this!"

[@feraltaco4783]

He's the next Chris Angel.

[@gennehring1]

"I saved your life." "Police brutality!!"

[@ian-op5fv]

"I was walking with her but I wasn't talking, technically that's not contact" ah, the 'traveling Captain' defense.

[@nickkausch1107]

'' I WORKED HARD FOR WHAT I GOT" "..no you didn't" these cops are too fucking funny lol.

[@Michael-pt8pk]

"I wasnt near her" "I have her wallet give it back to her" Pick one

[@kyleflanagan4285]

He picked it up when she dropped it and he was gonna hail marry it back to her, but the damn road pirates showed up and blocked his pass.

[@sirshotty7689]

Irish Florida Man but didn't he say he was in front of her the entire time?

[@kyleflanagan4285]

@@sirshotty7689 a lateral hail Mary.

[@ian9574]

"I wasn't near her!" Also... "The floor here isn't floor!"

[@stvdagger8074]

"I was stabbed. You can't tase me." Why, is the knife still in you?

[@stox5988]

😂😂😂😂

[@NoobOfShame]

It's cause he told him not to tase him, bro. You can't tase someone who doesn't wanna be tased, bro. DUH

[@fyourbsyoutoobandyoudipshi3903]

But did you die?🤣 Borderlands 2 " try not to die!"

[@bluspectre2042]

"I was stabbed! You can't tase me!" Why, is the knife still in you? *EXTRA CONTACT*

[@WirableCrown1]

This cop is so over it, just listen to his chill voice.

[@tristanhighbaugh6975]

Stopppp iiiiitttttt

[@drvonschwartz]

@@tristanhighbaugh6975 I chuckled at every one.

[@MIck-M]

@be happy Spammers are like dogs that lick themselves in front of guests with no shame.

[@dwightmansburden7722]

He’s heard it all before, any street cop has.

[@beastmodeforever86]

@6:23 - 7:00 😂he sounded like Jay from Jay & silent Bob 😂😂

[@WHYJ35]

“He’s an angry elf” is really what sent me over the edge here. Well done

[@feraltaco4783]

That had me rolling.

[@uncledanny4549]

The guy: "You can't arrest me!" "You can't slam me to the ground!" "You can't tase me!" The cops: "How does it feel to be wrong so often?"

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

The guy "ok"

[@t1028.]

@@boratsagdiyev5679 more like "OK!"

[@iceseefox690]

200th like

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

@@iceseefox690 were so proud of you, don't spend it all at once kiddo 💵

[@facelesboi2269]

“Amazing every word that you just said is wrong”

[@butgod2480]

My son's a LEO. We are rarely treated to an on duty story-- he's discreet and not stupid -- but, there have been very public arrests that he has filled in some blanks for us. This video brings his words to life. Thanks for this one.

[@jsmith8646]

So much respect for those that enforce and tolerate the turds I wouldn't have the patience. Hope your lad stays safe.

[@armynation31B5V5P]

God Bless you son and may he be always safe.

[@savaethyr]

7:47 “I WAS NOT BEING RESISTICK” 🤣🤣🤣

[@brett9382]

8:57 is the best part by far. "He's got a gun on my back" "Its not a gun it's a tazer" "Its... a form of a gun" "No its not, its a tazer"

[@mizu_zhk117]

"He looks like discount skrilex" That shit got me

[@rowdyzack5914]

the weirdest thing nobody is talking about is why discount skrillex is in a relationship with discount shrek

[@poptiimusprime]

skrillex 2

[@feraltaco4783]

I can't breathe. 🤣

[@RaeSyngKane]

Maybe he wasn’t stabbed, maybe his guts got fed up being associated with him.

[@kyleflanagan4285]

Underrated comment.

[@DefinitelyNotAnAddict]

T95 :)

[@shore_]

I understand where they were coming from, I would react similarly

[@Papajawea]

ReaSyngKane- That’s hilarious. 😂

[@solitairepilot]

Him slamming his head was just his brain tryin’ to break free

[@dumbscorpionkeeper1616]

10:10-1015 when he says "P.T.S.D P.T.S.D. bringing back past memories", he sounds like Adam Sandler. lol

[@jamiemonoxide3737]

I thought the voice sounded familiar lol

[@xthee_0nly_1x11]

“Get your nuts off my hand!” “You weren’t the one pushing my guts back inside me!” “PTSD!!!” “She should go to jail too!” 😂Funniest shit ever🤣

[@cole6112]

Gets pushed to the ground after not following orders: “Police Brutality!!!” What a baby

[@Ewperty]

If you are stabbed, police brutality is any cops action

[@richierich1587]

If you slam me on the ground that’s police brutality (2 seconds later) police brutality!!😂

[@radtap]

“You can’t pull up on me whenever you want” buddy you’re on probation, you are currently state property they could wake you up at 4 am for a drug test if they wanted to

[@BriveAW]

Lol I don’t miss it much

[@koppythewarcriminal]

14:27 the way he says "no" is just absolutely great

[@colorado841]

"I saved your life when your guts were hanging out, remember that?" "PTSD!!! PTSD!!!!"

[@the_st3poff861]

Guy: "I'm gonna call police brutality if you throw me to the ground." Cop: *throws him to the ground* Guy: "POLICE BRUTALITY!" Well, at least he's a man of his word.

[@Guaptologist]

i thought that was funny part

[@JustAJinx-ci6hg]

Literally nobody cares, and things progress.

[@jstubble9375]

all i could think of was Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy lol

[@abi.dejesus]

@@jstubble9375 I was looking for this comment lol

[@jakobboyden5491]

Man of his word which didn't follow the parole he agreed to. The lord giveth and ths lord taketh away.

[@Christopher_R]

I love how everyone becomes a criminal defense expert the moment they’re being handcuffed.

[@feraltaco4783]

Right?! "I know my rights." My response would be, "Then exercise your right to remain silent and stfu."

[@razztastic]

@@feraltaco4783 And that is why you're not a cop. "Then exercise your right to remain silent and stfu" So tough.

[@feraltaco4783]

@@razztastic that's one of several reasons why I'm not a cop.

[@ash_armsen]

I’ve never been handcuffed but I’ve always resolved myself to just not talk to them until I’m actually in questioning. Like obviously I’d give my name and the basic stuff but I’m not gonna sit there and tell on myself like all these morons.

[@awesomeblader45]

@@ash_armsen Right? I can't imagine why I would ever be arrested, but if I do I am resolved to cooperate and only give the most basic information until I have a lawyer present.

[@libradawg9]

I would believe he was watching frauditors if he said he didn't consent. I love how long it takes for her to get her freaking camera on. The part where the officer reveals he was the guy that saved him was priceless. Using it as an excuse and then shouting the one down who saved him? Irony.

[@gang-ridertv5433]

They say Raymond is yelling " POLEEEEEEES BRUTALLLITEEEEE!" TO THIS VERY DAY.

[@no101]

"Man tries to murder his whole family" Cop: stoooop iiiitt

[@missionimpossible358]

fucking love this comment

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

*sssssttttttttoooooooopppppppp iiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!*

[@megatronheadass4347]

"Man resists arrest and runs away" Cop chasing him: stoooooop iiiiitttt

[@MIck-M]

@be happy Spammers are like dogs that lick themselves in front of guests with no shame.

[@DJDie666]

Glass was ultimately charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, assault on a law enforcement officer, threats to a law enforcement officer, criminal mischief over $1,000, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of resisting arrest. He is also facing an additional charge of violation of probation

[@feraltaco4783]

But remember, he got stabbed. So that cancels out everything.

[@FreakyfrogFiddler.3sa34]

@@feraltaco4783 true

[@IeeIee778]

Oh and the assault charges on top of that

[@TWEAKLET]

but what about the chick was he lying about her also violating a no contact?

[@jamallabarge2665]

@@TWEAKLET They probably treated her the way that they might have treated Raymond - "Go about your business".

[@galacticboy2009]

When you start watching a Donut operator video and it's a bodycam you've already seen *dies* Your commentary is still fantastic dude

[@tekaruki8899]

"I wasn't near her" Got her wallet You are a wizard Harry

[@basti2850]

"Im a twat?"

[@kylebanana5477]

Yells police brutality, officer immediately: “sorry bro” *gets off and leaves*

[@irishscience580]

this was probably the most entertaining police arrest ive ever seen. and ive seen alot

[@bankid5567]

Based and redpilled

[@josephhelton2453]

@Nathan R it was funny because he was acting pathetically for an adult and made the situation worse for himself. If he violated the terms of his contact order he can be arrested.

[@josephhelton2453]

@Nathan R I can agree with you on that

[@BOOMSTICK-pr2dq]

@Nathan R you are part of the problem No contact means that you cannot go anywhere near that person. He was obviously directly next to her and to top it all of in the middle of the arrest he is constantly screaming at her to record this. He is the one who ramped it up for no reason but everyone sees differently 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ but I guess I can also put the blame the other way around too soo 🤷‍♂️

[@Majima_Nowhere]

"I was never near her!" >Has her wallet >She's standing 10 feet away >She starts recording

[@emi-ber]

I think this dude has the superpower of making anything he says after a “no” come true.

[@gregbagel791]

These guys sound like a gus johnson skits, "I didnt do nothin" Officer:"oh stawp it"

[@mrsir2378]

If imbiaba Jones could talk

[@dianafreeman419]

The cop used the tone of "stop it" that I used to use with my kids when they were toddlers 😂

[@dihamilton7611]

The tone when he says 'Raymond' tells you that he has dealt with this five too many times. 😂

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@dihamilton7611 It has the same mood as The show Everybody Loves Raymond when his cop brother is annoyed with him.

[@anactualfennecfox1]

Honestly, I feel like the tone with a toddler would be less emphasised. At least the toddler's capable of being somewhat rational

[@dianafreeman419]

@@anactualfennecfox1 🤣🤣🤣

[@lowwasone]

Cop “Then you’re going into leg shackles.” Loser “I can go ahead fight with those on.” The only thing I could think of was Monty Pythons Holy Grail. When he fought the black knight. “Come back I’ll bite your legs off!”

[@tihspidtherekciltilc5469]

Tis but a flesh wound.(other arm falls off)

[@garrettbell7930]

Yes 😂

[@janettucker7229]

Best movie EVER

[@soberserotonin1850]

😂 same