The angriest Xbox Live message (2011)

[@babylonian]

i know i shouldn’t respond, because it’s only like 1% of the comments, but man, i can’t describe how surreal it feels to see comments accusing a real thing that you lived through of being “obviously fake,” lol. the time in the upper-right corner changes because this is a recording of me playing back the voice messages i’d received from the dude earlier that night. obviously this wasn’t recorded in real time as i received the first message - I WAS PLAYING BACK the voice messages he’s sent me already while capturing the video. not that the time changes would prove anything to begin with! and even putting that aside: literally how would i fake this? i googled this guy’s real gamertag and showed ON SCREEN the results i found - including actual screenshots of his years-old FortressCraft account that i discovered his real name on. i’m not sure how someone could even begin to fake that. i know there’s a whole genre of people on the internet who are absolutely terrified of being tricked but man. it’s fucking exhausting getting comments like these all the time, lmao sorry for the rant - i just had to get that off my chest! if you watched this and enjoyed it, hopefully you’ll enjoy my other uploads too. thanks for reading!

[@aninditasyafaulinanasution9651]

wow 4 mins ago

[@beleemoi4433]

25 mins ago

[@Fsgsgz82]

Nick Robinson I hope he doesn’t hurt ya

[@creepwit86]

Atleast they know now

[@domainphantom7651]

Better late than never king

[@macmcdover1599]

I miss people saying that they were going to kill me, so nostalgic.

[@Tofucian]

Your parents still.

[@kopi6850]

@@Tofucian I bet he killed them out of frustration

[@joshnewby7498]

I still get death threats online and I still piss myself with laughter every time

[@crappywinstonmain]

Josh Newby That’s literally illegal mate

[@aleksandrapietrzak2415]

Play league of legends and you will get those on daily basis

[@clementinecity]

This is a classic case of pulling an uno reverse card.

[@shiiiguthewise6778]

@Sack Boy Username does not checkout

[@TrianglePants]

ew another Uno joke

[@SireSnek]

@@TrianglePants get nae naed

[@mecanicsI]

You’re pfp is nightmare fuel

[@iyunganam3885]

@@mecanicsI you mean gorgeous?

[@OhMrZack]

The golden age of Xbox live, I wish I could relive it.

[@babylonian]

:')

[@connorshields5862]

Nick Robinson ;)

[@robw3872]

2007 days :)

[@KailReborn]

@Stoogs It was better than 2018, lemme tell ya.

[@KreyziLand]

@Stoogs you probably never played back then

[@Aethelvlad]

It's even funnier that this went down at 3am, bro slept with one eye open that night

[@jiyzo]

DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS, WOW

[@geraldinemays9445]

Wow, he's definitely not going to sleep

[@WcHDICE]

He probably playing himself in bed for a lot of stress

[@Zhveuhax]

​​Ay the the fucking yo@@WcHDICE

[@Loggers124]

(or morning hehe)

[@grandrunic1552]

Everyone knows every angry online gamer is a hacker, it’s a common fact.

[@LHoriginal]

And they're dad's work for Microsoft

[@Lrizu]

Also they know where everyone lives

[@Seresnela]

And that they know notch

[@zoomrrmcgee]

DAMN 1 AWAY FROM 1k

[@Seresnela]

ZoomRR Mcgee I’m 1K

[@zero_burrito]

How to identify a fake hacker: "I'm a hacker"

[@supersayianhawke7190]

so true i was just saying to myself if someone says they a hacker they aint a hacker

[@bullettime8760]

Also hacker doesn't make themselves stick out by "edgy-fying" Their profile or use "llllll" or anything similar to that as username. Those "hackers" Are just low life kids that doesn't know how to play fair so they buy a cheating tool that can manipulate a server and called what they're doing "hacking"

[@LockheedmartinF22_]

lllll

[@strizatubizat]

hackers would probably act like they ain’t hacking

[@DarkElvishChick98]

@@bullettime8760 the legendary Lag Switch

[@melloshipslinky]

"im a hacker" -literally everyone, ever

[@theallknowingsause8940]

1999 - 2020, my younger brother still uses that excuse, and people started saying that during the early online era, then the Dreamcast online era, then early Xbox Live (original Xbox not 360) to now!

[@brandongriffiths9611]

It died in 2014 when everyone switched to next gen

[@kaeseluchs5771]

dw they still exist

[@jaimelannister1797]

A kid told me that on Xbox a couple weeks ago. It brought me back to the good old days

[@Jay_ish]

“mY dAD OwNs MiCrOsOfT”

[@hawkdew3117]

Back when trolling was an art form

[@Kenorak66]

It still is. It’s just kids my age don’t even fuckin appreciate it. They call it cyber bullying and start acting like p*ssies

[@ultra_exists]

​@@Kenorak66 dont be such a snowflake

[@Hash6624]

It still is, depending on your perspective

[@palestinerules-brawl]

😂

[@Pebphiz]

For me and my friend back in the day, it absolutely was an art form. We were never trying to make anyone feel bad, rather it was about trying to see what the most outlandish characters and most absurd situations we could get people to believe/take seriously. It was a lot of fun.

[@ikazume9352]

I’ve gotten a literal paragraph message just for placing a turret In the wrong place on MW3

[@2kaizer492]

Eat your cereal

[@jamesedleymusic]

The deadliest of mistakes.

[@sushiibird7799]

That's dedication right there

[@NiqIce]

lol

[@elyxd6177]

i see you everywhere I go

[@Caracatungas]

Stage one: Anger Stage two: forgiveness Stage three: vibing Stage four: fear

[@MIMPOYACE]

The Duncan principle :v

[@asianKirby_0]

bayonetta 1 epilouge jingle intensifies

[@nyetnyetsu]

This is so true lmfao. One character changed in one hour drastically.

[@chiefobvious352]

Does anyone else feel bad for him?

[@nyetnyetsu]

@@chiefobvious352 i suddenly feel bad when he’s chill about it

[@DankifyYT]

Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

[@-xxxuchihacion-3318]

Haha

[@Alex-px9oy]

*Sip*

[@AntiRiku]

utopian civilization

[@Henry-mt1tq]

People have been saying that for the past 30 years

[@MooniPlays]

🙄

[@B_COOPER]

“I googled his gamer tag” that’s 1337 IQ

[@pessien8474]

CLASSIC

[@zero.Identity]

and literally what an actual "hacker" would start with

[@o_KingOfKings_o]

I remember doing sht like this in the ps3 😂

[@Squarepy]

1337?? LITERALLY GAMER LEET!!!

[@niamhha9014]

“I am a hacker” said no genuinely intimidating person ever.

[@r.ylan.d]

There has to be that one guy that actually is a hacker and we all ignored him

[@pixeltcat]

An actual hacker doesn't tell you they're a hacker

[@Natashamertens]

True, they just sort of screw with you a bit of they want. No need to give a warning

[@domesticlight3400]

It got 911 likes i guess the fbi busting some body door down

[@camk3806]

@Brazilian Goddess :o your from Glasgow aswell :0

[@Silver_s105]

"i am a hacker" everybody: Oh shiver me timbers

[@BobRossCat]

"I'm a hacker" Oh no! Anyways..

[@emperorpalpatine1228]

I'd be like "Hack deez nuts den"

[@sharkcolla7272]

@@emperorpalpatine1228 That is quite appropriate especially since its in 2011

[@kemalswimmingsuitswimmingh415]

Shiver me timbles

[@professionalfangster1510]

Arrrr maytey R)

[@cypherhiphop]

“I am a hacker” bro lost all of his credibility with that

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@Andy Gygi hahshhahahaha

[@goofball1616]

Now today, they say I'm (celebrity)'s dad or mom.

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@thelandsknecht bad

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@Andy Gygi bad

[@deadmice6172]

@@lazarjovanovic4388 bad

[@HAA400]

I wish I lived through this era of gaming and could Be able to fully appreciate it

[@emilybrooke_x]

I’m so sorry you never got the chance to experience this era

[@rebelroar78]

Yeah you also missed out on actual Sprays in CounterStrike and TF2. You could kill someone and spray a .jpeg of Goatse on their dead body and nobody gave a shit. Also swastikas, porn, trollface, and so many ancient memes that have now been lost to time.

[@enriqueibarra9096]

It was not benevolent

[@HAA400]

@@rebelroar78lets be fair you still get the porn on the conscientious objector in tf2

[@usuadri25492]

Você tem quantos anos? Essa época não faz muito tempo

[@T-Bone-fm7jt]

"I'm a hacker" That was every kid's excuse back on 360.

[@Saya-ew3jf]

or the famous "my dad works for microsoft"

[@benecrim1724]

Today:mY dAd wOrkS In ePiC gAmEs

[@gommu224]

@DoRJ Roleplay Community bruh now its people saying my uncle's boyfriend works at epic games 😂

[@alexanderrahl482]

@@gommu224😂🤪

[@danimationd8886]

lol me as a hacker.. i dont ever say that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@briyachrist]

That dude probably went on to write an entire creepypasta about what happened to him.

[@callumwarren3342]

LMAO

[@rainsara2795]

Hahahah

[@jimbabwe9377]

AzazelTheOne “so i was bullying a N E R D and then his friend hacked me lol” thats the whole story

[@zonalspore]

*_HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD_*

[@johnnya1717]

@@zonalspore terraria?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Notice that he's chatting with this kid at 2: 50 AM Now those are gamer hours.

[@patriciajin6206]

Ye

[@couldntcroptheimage4775]

Ok

[@bassicallyraul5256]

my 360 was never set up at the right time, maybe that happened to him too

[@Royozo-nh5tq]

You're here now?!

[@Dalton_stuff]

Yes

[@NegativeIQ21]

“I am a hacker, so fuck off.” Mf sounds like kids I used to know in third grade 😭

[@jaysonfred8313]

"So I flew to Japan where this kid on Xbox live lives"

[@cultifications3161]

I was so desperate to find him at this point, l had to.

[@IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily]

*cocks gun* and I won’t leave till he won’t live there

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

@@IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN!! EVERYONE GET OUT!

[@cultifications3161]

@@IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily *Cocks another gun* And I wont leave till he's gone.

[@aubreyvigus4715]

stop

[@antontipagan4189]

I miss being 8 and getting scared of people saying “I’m a hacker! Ima boot you offline!”

[@aestheticbitch7908]

Bro, somebody once stole my IP from discord and kept shutting me offline because I wouldn't add them to a GC with a girl he was simping for. The bad ol' days.

[@StonkSlay3r]

69 likes

[@DogGaming506]

aesthetic bitch that’s why vpns exist

[@swizzymizzle3023]

Now you are 9

[@rickastley9384]

@@DogGaming506 vpns dont protect from dose attacls

[@semis9901]

ahh yes back when everyone was a hacker had a brother with 20 guns a dad that works at Microsoft and screamed at their moms

[@Melvin_499]

Carez The good old days

[@evil2862]

Good times

[@sore6079]

Ah jes

[@weirdvideogamer5962]

My uncle works at Nintendo

[@rowanmelville1310]

Back in the old MW2 lobbies. Good times.

[@Trem_bala0]

I love how these dialogues probably would have made them both really good friends if the guy that made the video tried to

[@robletch123]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse 1. "I'm a hacker" 2. "My dad owns Microsoft" 3. "You cost us the whole game" 4. "Various slurs"

[@shaded389]

Lmao

[@thetzar5234]

That 1% with a brain.

[@krafuae]

5. ";)"

[@robletch123]

@@krafuae that ruins the whole point of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[@krafuae]

@@robletch123 oh no

[@Psvir]

Ah, the classic “Im a hacker”,and “My dad works at Microsoft.”

[@Vortex-ug9mp]

- "I'm so sorry i didn't know your dad is Bill Gates" - "Whos Bill Gates"

[@aquiIa_chrysaetos]

IlIll IlIlllI my dad used to work at Microsoft (but not for the stupid Xbox games)

[@dominickcampbell5416]

IlIll IlIlllI the good days

[@OXY187]

Everyone is a gangster nowadays... *LA Accent* "ey foo where u from? Drop yo adress me n ma boiz gonn hit yo up."

[@rhandal.llll.]

No wonder Microsoft makes bank they all have so many dad's working there.

[@SparkPlug0777]

EveryBody Gangsta, till his dad works for Microsoft.

[@ragingasura6864]

Ima do it ima break the 69 likes

[@slaitzyy]

No for minecraft

[@ryandatta6059]

the way you capitalized everybody gangsta

[@Trrncee]

ThanosTheGrape 😂💪🏾

[@tylerm7300]

My dad is Bill Gates would beat that.

[@notinuse203]

*this feels like nostalgia… long live halo 3 & reach we will have you in our hearts*

[@dog5893]

the winky face has to be the most passive-aggressive thing ever

[@realhope5576]

;)

[@fbi7927]

;)

[@user-oh3hy8jt5l]

;)

[@flybackdiode9580]

>;)

[@joemolinelli08]

;)

[@iammnpresnt8231]

"I am a hacker" -Someone who's not a hacker, 2011

[@ra_alf9467]

No one says, "I am a hacker"

[@bebeninc9208]

I know right XD none of the IT guys who can hack would actually flex about it

[@ruger51995]

I've threatened to turn peoples internet off hundreds of times but have no idea how to do it or where to start lol

[@MVPHILLY1]

@@ruger51995 easy a quick membership to a sketchy aite and boom

[@TimThomason]

- Jordan, Richmond, VA, 2011.

[@gradybarnes5086]

I remember the good ol days when Bill Gates had over a million kids

[@hoxton9491]

Tell me about it

[@mrdoge4247]

I know right

[@theadissons1372]

I am the son of the owner of microsoft so fite me

[@10054]

@@theadissons1372 xd

[@Gooberry1]

This is basically my dad is the creator of roblox

[@Fatmagic]

I keep getting recommended Xbox live msg videos recently and I am all for it. I wish I played xbox back in the day lmao

[@dogpod6141]

you are not allowed to exist outside of tf2

[@bones6996]

KZbin recommendations are crazy like that sometimes.. One of my few memories of xbox back in the day was joining a public l4d game and someone was noclipping as a hunter lmfao

[@Recarsonated]

@@dogpod6141who’s gonna tell you about the orange box for the xbox 360

[@ansonchan0518]

“You are dead meat!” “I want to apologise.”

[@alfalfaanand6113]

Gta v Npc is kinda smart sometimes

[@ansonchan0518]

@@alfalfaanand6113 😂😂

[@HeenaPatel253]

Gta5 dialogue

[@ansonchan0518]

@@HeenaPatel253 yes lol

[@theretrorider3908]

GTA and Hotline Miami reference?

[@ushi3939]

Saying "I'm a hacker" was the most common thing to threaten people online back in the days

[@ItzjustDalo]

Kakyoin The Gamer people do that all the time in roblox

[@ThusSpokeSpooky]

Kakyoin The Gamer donut

[@ej22_gc86]

I want to experience those times again lmao kinda missed out since I wasn’t interested in online games as a kid

[@OXY187]

That was a typical thing to do back in the early days of the Internet.

[@numba9ine288]

And my dumbass used to believe it 😂

[@DynestiGTI]

I'm sure the guy is cringing from this 8 years later.

[@babylonian]

i’m dying to talk to him honestly

[@sciocaflad-al9883]

@@babylonian please do it 😂

[@holeindanssock156]

He is a beta. He is probably in public housing now.... And shooting heroin.... Playing cell phone games

[@AtlanteanVrilChad]

The Hole in Dans Sock hes a beta leftard probs

[@holeindanssock156]

@@AtlanteanVrilChad sounded a bit lefty yeah.... Little bit.... Little bit you know...... Which is cool which is cool...

[@butteryscones]

This dude playing at 3 in the freaking morning.

[@Crysisplaya]

Early 2010 vibes

[@InSaN3ViSioN]

@@Crysisplaya Playing MW3 at 3am right now hahaa

[@luanita307]

"I aM a HaCkEr" Oh, of course, hackers randomly say "I am hacker" for random strangers

[@trickyroad]

Olhaaaa br :D

[@renslangerak607]

I am a hacker and i do that all the time

[@mm2mm0]

It's the new I'm Vegan

[@mm2mm0]

I'm sure there were vegans before hackers and I doubt they were much less annoying about it then today

[@jordy9606]

I am havker im terminat ur accont

[@ItsRhssoo]

“I was foolish, perhaps i did go a little too far”

[@harunb.530]

Caleb Cityy!!!!!

[@ambivalentaxe]

I love that vid lmao

[@dome4205]

The way his voice tunes down before saying that is what makes it for me xd

[@cj9088]

Caleb City

[@neonicplays]

LMAO I just saw that vid 5 mins ago omg

[@kilurz8629]

Theres approximately 400 million dads who work for Microsoft.

[@m1cra848]

Kilur Mods Nah all of them quit their jobs to work at epic games

[@page_pro]

Bill Gates was fucking busy, seeing how many dads can he fit into the Microsoft moderation team.

[@m1cra848]

Steel Vendetta not just americans tho everyone says that lol

[@jako9833]

Lol i was like number 1k

[@777.太陽]

My dad worked for Microsoft for a short period of time lmfao

[@bummbrotha1065]

This brings back the most nostalgic memories. Thank you for posting this.

[@thebananaboater2339]

It started with a simple ";)", and ended with a ";)".

[@coiledbug2394]

I mean, yeah he fucking killed him 🤣

[@wildsirius4649]

;)

[@pixelgamelvr]

;)

[@Somekindamugaguy]

;)

[@anthonywashere8621]

;)

[@Gjoob]

“I am a hacker” My shivers have been timbered

[@armando1is1great]

The shivers aren't timbered you dolt, the timbers are shivered.

[@actualtoaster34]

@@armando1is1great absolute simpleton

[@armando1is1great]

@@actualtoaster34 good one, stupid

[@natevemuri9024]

@@armando1is1great absolute simpleton

[@donsly375]

@@armando1is1great absolute homosexual

[@justinsalcedo65]

2009-15 was the golden era of online gaming it was like every lobby was an episode of jerry springer

[@OmgItsAsjad]

FACTS

[@valentinkrajzelman4649]

Yea

[@lengzhi6629]

Im sad itll never b the same I miss mw2 lobbies

[@itsad7194]

No it's more like 2007-2013 with the halo 3 lobby :)

[@gf1x119]

*Fax*

[@vizthex]

i wasn't really around for this era of gaming, but by god do i miss it.

[@vizthex]

@@lucas.kelly579 cuz it's funny and it would've been hilarious to get a message like this.

[@Jean_1999]

Well I grew up during this time😂. But I never had a Xbox 360. I had a Wii instead😂

[@OldPeopleDriving]

Blue guy: "hey man, can i get a ride?" Red guy: "sure ok =D" Gets death threats several minutes later

[@DarkOps4]

Beep Boop This is the reason I left Xbox lmao I can’t stand these people

[@jaelan.carvajal6082]

Wow just wow

[@theTrevorluck]

In the USA the kids threatens you In SOVIET RUSSIA YOU ARE THREAT TO THE KIDS

[@talranddrake9679]

@Beep Boop they make me feel blue

[@Gabowsk]

In this era, one of these two things were universally known: 1. Everyone knew everyone's mom. 2. Everyone's dad worked for Microfost.

[@KyBerLeger]

Please explain what a Microfost is.

[@2jzandys444]

My dad actually did work for microsoft at this time, we had access to the “top secret” halo 3 alpha and beta that was only for Microsoft employees. Couldn’t tell my friends about it back in elementary school close to 15 years ago. Fun times

[@arthurcuesta6041]

@@2jzandys444 Yeah, your father would trust a 15 year old with NDA stuff that could make him not only lose his job, but also have legal problems I sure believe you

[@KyBerLeger]

@@2jzandys444 lol what a legend the one person whos dad *actually* worked for microsoft

[@Chris-lo3gk]

@@2jzandys444 I have quite a few friends who's parents do work at Microsoft, since I live in Washington, and it's not a bunch of _top_secret_files_ everywhere. They just sell shit mostly. The only people doing the work your "dad did" would be the actual people working at 343 and shit.

[@Mr.Moogie]

Dude he sounds like a video game npc that gets pissed for the wrong answer

[@DecoOnYT]

He sounds like the guy yelling at the trumpet player because he isn't an "awtist"

[@FloofyRojo]

Yep then he tries to hunt you down with a ruler

[@thelastcumbender4423]

Fallout new Vegas

[@YouHaveLostTheGame]

Let me just hand you the 1K like milestone

[@welp4576]

Deco iiii

[@balloondagger0]

There will never be another gaming experience like this again

[@xadi5944]

When u realize that this kid is probably around 25 now

[@Lou-nl7el]

That would mean he was only 11 here. He's probably way older than 20 by now.

[@kyleandrade6140]

What?

[@DutchDukeMan]

@ScuddyX ScuddyX what 11 year old has a deep voice like that? he was probably like 14/16

[@SherbertLittle]

Actually 23 but you were close Lol

[@xadi5944]

@@SherbertLittle changed it

[@KnellMortem]

This Guy: “I have hacks.” Nick: “Well, I have Google.”

[@Onepieceistheworstanime]

:)

[@sixarmedpsycho_9]

And I have anime waifus!

[@hotdogga]

@@Onepieceistheworstanime this is my second time seeing you today

[@Onepieceistheworstanime]

@@hotdogga ok

[@noN--zr6rn]

And I have a bottle opener

[@AquaSkye]

"iM a HaCkEr" "O hOw DiD yOu FiNd My CiTy AnD nAmE??!11"

[@gachaboi188]

aNd CrEdIt DeTaIlS?!?!

[@nabilkhazzou6268]

i am the 1000th like xd

[@HeyAbominable]

the realization of betrayal when its not is fucking hilarious

[@somerandomchannel665]

“I am a hacker” *So why didn’t you win*

[@ethanturcotte6123]

probably some sort of self-pride he wanted to achieve by playing the game with actual skill instead of mod menus and such

[@traumatizedmacasio8682]

that would definetly kill him

[@purpmane5733]

Hackers and modders are different

[@bombsquadunited3196]

Because, if you **mod** you **mod** to troll, not win, amateur

[@monke6912]

Cheating is stupid real hacker have way to much pride for acting like lil bich

[@gallllllydddd]

“You cost us the game!!!” Nick: *Ah, so you’ve chosen.. death*

[@Rheisler1475]

lmao

[@nick-sx5ob]

Ah yes

[@newzoran3624]

Competitive tf2 in nutshell.

[@twixxtro]

he gotta drop a 20 bomb tday

[@twixxtro]

he out of jail he said 4 real he gonna drop a 20 because he only made a 17 bomb last time

[@c45hyf_80]

Ahhhh the days when everyone was “a hacker”

[@symbolitical4158]

I'm a hacker.

[@calamityclash0018]

@@symbolitical4158 nice joke man

[@ploopybear]

I'm steven jobs

[@c45hyf_80]

Ploopybear are you really

[@ploopybear]

@@c45hyf_80 yes Iwill hack your mac id adress

[@brunomcleod]

3:07 That beep was very slightly flat, also when the "Hello, " started and the music played I already knew what was going to happen, got me

[@brunomcleod]

Also at a bout 3:32 heard a sound outside that was a C, maybe ever slightly flater than that beep sound - another synchroniscty thing Also the fact he went back to the ;) that he used at the start was like a full wraparoudn

[@m4gmaroni]

Stages of Xbox 360 rage: -extreme anger -slightly less anger -teeny bit less anger -no more anger -confusion -fear -more fear

[@memeguin]

what about callin yourself a hacker or the son of bill gates

[@Inkanymby]

69 likes nice

[@Rain-kt5ti]

Or instead of fear they become friends.

[@GamingAdventurer1]

@@Inkanymby 690 now

[@Mongoliantiger]

Back when i played alot, we didnt fuck around. If someone said that they are going to do something outside game we straight up ddossed them or fucked their acocunt up

[@jknMEMES]

"I'm a hacker" - Said no hacker, ever

[@armahpruski5877]

White hat hackers?

[@musteycraft]

Real hackers just do it without telling them

[@pufta5952]

Xdd

[@jivvr]

@@musteycraft like this guy?

[@musteycraft]

@@jivvr no like obama

[@emperorcalus5020]

I would have ended with. "Dont worry about it. Now gets some rest Jordan, you look tired" lol

[@jerryp1392]

Lol

[@Archie-w7l]

“After all, it is late in Richmond”

[@zegroselia2504]

Or: dont worry, im coming for you

[@owendavis9608]

*Jason bourne theme plays as hacker looks out if window*

[@havefunandrideon7955]

The only way I know that is because I watched Jason Bourne yesterday

[@juunbloom]

This is a cinematic masterpiece. Best movie I’ve ever seen tbh.

[@hoardajam5619]

The pause, continuation and change from angry to chill with him was like speaking to a NPC in a Bethesda Game

[@babylonian]

LMFAO

[@inject5373]

you are 100% right holy shit lol

[@orgenriggen4568]

*Cough cough* new Vegas terrifying presence *cough cough*

[@ajcheaytelli4465]

Classic radio was on the pipboy that’s why

[@Odinsday]

It even works with the music lol

[@RandomPerson-hd6wr]

Man this unironically feels like the cutscenes you respond to a npc and if u say something negative he just gets angrier and angrier

[@TankTheArtist777]

You just described the GameCube Animal Crossing villagers.

[@HydroHemp]

NPC from Bully.

[@disturbing-media-explained]

@@TankTheArtist777 true lol

[@Pengal25]

Average telltale character

[@PotaraGuy]

This applies to real life as well. People can be really unhinged and not ready to interact with the public.

[@MadBrax]

It never ceases to amaze me how many pieces of the internet’s best media Nick has created over the years, and how years later i’ll stumble upon them again and have this moment of realization that, “HE MADE THAT?”

[@anshmalik3814]

Let's just appreciate how this guy went through the pain of typing text msgs with a controller to entertain us.

[@diobrando4063]

It’s not that hard snowflake

[@diobrando4063]

Never mind it’s a 360 controller

[@MapleMaf1a]

@@diobrando4063 lol let's just call anyone a snowflake.

[@hotpikachu]

@@MapleMaf1a snowflake is a cute term

[@screamindog8772]

I know it’s not particularly hard to type on a controller but god does it test my patience

[@neonsolace2748]

Everybody gangsta t'ill he turns out a real hacker

[@nicholasgarcia5015]

TRUE FACTS LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@outplayed_1283]

YEAAA ALL THAT ACTION

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

"Im a hAcKeR" And I can turn off the power to my stuff. So, bring it on queerbait. 😁

[@cameronincorporated]

Whenever I got angry messages on 360 I usually just said “I love you” and sent them a friend request. Angry people never know how to respond to that it’s hilarious.

[@babylonian]

LOL

[@Sh4d0wX19]

Lol

[@erfanedendonata9088]

Oh wow

[@anormalperson5581]

I usually said something along the lines of “so how’s life” or “how are you doing today?”

[@IR-Fan]

wait they didn't respond back with "you're gay" or "faggot"? No way...

[@JeLeff.]

he was pretty chill compared to the other angry xbox live messages

[@adamdominguez656]

Everyone actually loved each other, we just had to wrap it up in death threat energy

[@caidenbritt6463]

Danny you

[@caidenbritt6463]

Damn you

[@thrguywiththecoins9726]

Dude change your name to Danny he said Danny you

[@adamdominguez656]

Pack it up boys, I’m Danny now

[@ljrnation9341]

@@adamdominguez656 lol

[@brian7061]

Should’ve made the last message “be ready” and then leave him on red. Mans gonna be paranoid his whole life.

[@retrocysper3709]

Thanks for the advice.

[@gigachad2434]

Yes great idea

[@giuseppe29704]

Although the man deserved, that would be considered as threatening and could possibly violate TOS. Not a good idea.

[@crashbee8787]

nope😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

Don't Ruin People's Life Pls.

[@Zopiexx]

Love how this got recommended to me years later. Still a master piece.

[@bagobtainer_4452]

“My dad owns Microsoft” “Do you know who Bill Gates is?” “Who’s Bill Gates?” Edit: Shout out to polar who made this

[@thunderizrr2813]

Hahahahaha yessss

[@mug875]

Lol I remember a kid saying that to me...

[@burntbrownie]

Polarsaurusrex made that meme

[@mtr.visuals]

Omg that just made my day 🤣🤣🤣

[@Skymix7]

This makes my day everytime I see it.

[@moon7885]

fun fact: this guy who sends this voice message, was last online 7 years ago

[@srizic1136]

Underrated

[@combatwombat594]

He never played again after this day lmao too scared someone would find him apparently xD

[@Ghost_-_]

@@combatwombat594 probably

[@dertska]

@@combatwombat594 imagine if he watches this video

[@somwoncool9564]

Wow

[@babylonian]

once you finish the video, jump to 0:19 and just listen to how different his attitude was at the very beginning, lol

[@middletier3092]

2nd

[@lilychan5274]

3RD :D

[@lilychan5274]

Fist He Angry And Now He Just Scary as Fuck XD

[@eh_canadian]

He got ligma

[@SuperGewd]

That was beautiful

[@Robloxguyhahafunni]

The fact its gonna be a memory you were threatened to be tracked down and killed

[@liloldman5998]

"The opportunity to defeat your enemy is provided by the enemy itself" -Sun Tzu

[@sdfhsdfhsdfhshfsdhfsd6992]

lil oldman technoblade

[@supermaj1d992]

That’s deep shit

[@alonsovargasandresrodrigo6319]

The art of war

[@Maleficent___]

“Stay strapped or get clapped” -Sun Tzu

[@airosmithredila4725]

The experience of strategist still & well applied today.

[@beagoodone1771]

Him: I am a Hacker I can track you down Nick: "Shows him his Name and Location" Him: Wait that's illegal

[@prod.ts.]

"you werent supposed to do that"

[@ben8176]

how did he get his location?

[@prod.ts.]

@@ben8176 searched gamertag he said this in the video lol

[@drianjam5347]

And it's halo

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

UNO Reverse Card

[@cjmozzarella9748]

played the reverse uno card

[@eeero]

Gigantic no u

[@max1tax1]

aka no u

[@sebastiansantos1471]

no u no card

[@armintor2826]

The ol' no u

[@adaahey]

our personal information is just hanging on the internet so scary

[@connorfinke506]

The best part is playing it off like you're a 7 year old. "Waht can I do". The misspellings are great.

[@connorfinke506]

SIDENOTE: the 360 days were a dark time, but a great time. Nowadays games have a good boy point system to reduce toxicity. Back then it was more toxic than Chernobyl.

[@reginavsTMumby]

nikita potapov lol a very toxic accident no?

[@fressejetzt840]

Connor Finke play some rainbow and get teamkilled every second round :D The playerbase is toxic af

[@gdepicnub2003]

@nikita potapov best joke i have ever seen

[@allg903]

This is way better than KZbin Rewind 2018

[@mastershake2473]

Anything is better than KZbin Rewind 2018.

[@gabrielgomez1395]

Imagine using a meme from almost a decade ago as your profile pic.

[@doomi_nukem]

@@gabrielgomez1395 yeah it's so funny isn't it

[@Akumpo3434]

Rite

[@diorinmestani4730]

*Speech 100*

[@feelinghealing3890]

H E L L O J O R D A N. (teleports behind him)

[@Skjoldmc]

Nothing personal, kid.

[@feelinghealing3890]

*pulls out katabanana

[@shogun3580]

Feeling Healing *game over* SNAKEE SNAKEEEEEEEEEEE

[@rainxa]

Skjold YOU STOLE MY ONE JOKE D:

[@zacadoole1]

Skjold *personnel

[@WarHelmetCombine]

man when people sent me threats... the good ol days.

[@PxperCuts]

"I'm a hacker" Everyone: "Oh no!, Anyways"

[@TheAVJ2]

nice top gear refrence

[@PxperCuts]

@@TheAVJ2 ;)

[@woymess]

Everything fun games into your Wi-Fi stop working..

[@PxperCuts]

@@woymess happened to me once but I didnt even know I got DDosed bcz my wifi used to turn off alot 😂

[@TheAVJ2]

@@woymess tru

[@JohnDonovanYT]

He was hacker huh? Well, my dad worked at Microsoft and my mom was a F.B.I Agent.

[@smelopake6586]

*F.B.I OPEN UP WITH MOCROSFT ISH DAD*

[@matty1214]

Amateurs, my dad is Donald Trump and my mom is your mom.

[@TraeGetsuOZ]

k.

[@dwof4014]

That one ugly boi ha nice profile picture

[@wasawatrojratchadakorn8921]

Funny. coming from the guy who killed one the guys who helped assasinate John F Kennedy

[@gtaglitchcommunity1778]

Back when kids didn’t say “BuT DiD I aSk”.

[@gangstasteve5753]

those kids are the spawn of satan

[@americanpride9733]

Who?

[@Silentmissile]

Gta Glitch Community but did we ask tho

[@b_2305_]

Choforito21 Contraseha and you must be a little kid

[@FriedMonkey362]

Didn't ask

[@themaskedanimator-qz5vx]

This is a beautiful way to respond to somone

[@luckyluxgames7988]

"I am a hacker, I will track you down and kill you" 2 mins later... "How do you know my name and which city I live in?"

[@caydenhunsberger4248]

What*

[@lucashimself_]

that's some s c a r y shit

[@Quintonias]

The best part about people claiming that they're hackers on XBL is how often they don't know how this stuff works. All you really need is a username and a clear understanding of how to /properly/ use a search engine and you can find out a lot about them. And that isn't even hacking. Quick sidenote; My first friend on XBL when I was a kid was someone who's first words to me were, "Get over here or Imma hack you." In hindsight, I have no clue why I kept playing with him...we still talk from time to time now.

[@codenameaki6614]

Meh

[@bettah412]

Swords of Luck ur welcome for 1k

[@Julian-ph1ye]

Top ten moments where anime characters humiliated their opponent

[@cyberhazard93]

Love the profile picture b0ss

[@Julian-ph1ye]

stupidfoxlogan bgvb it seems some of us still live

[@TawnyRain2332]

@@cyberhazard93 gtfo mr

[@SamantaUwU_97]

You won't believe number one

[@byperx]

@@Julian-ph1ye hey boss

[@SavingPrivateBob]

I like how quickly he calms down and wants peace, but that's when his world begins to fall apart

[@SteveFard]

you could tell from his tone that he felt bad for nick, and didn't wanna scare him. when he said "don't worry".

[@ClicheProductions]

@@SteveFard still deserved it tho lol

[@quitori]

i really wanted him to scared him more until he cries tbh, i know i might be acting immature but damn i really want that guy to shut up and stop saying the word "kill" cause we all know he wont do shit

[@SteveFard]

​@@quitori it was probably a gamer rage moment, you could tell from the way he was speaking. I actually don't mind these ppl cuz they're way better than the ppl that actually dox others. Its pretty funny when someone rages and shit talks you.

[@ClicheProductions]

@@quitori Yeah that would've been really funny and satisfying

[@ENNEN420]

I honestly miss stuff like this since no one took any of this seriously. Now we treat the internet like our living room.

[@jamesonlee1582]

"I will track you down" *three minutes later* "how do you know where I live? That's scary"

[@Cos.1s]

But then they don't do it

[@ChillnGamer]

The fact you were playing Halo at 3 AM 7 years ago is lit.

[@Vacuumbead]

*reach

[@amosoma5634]

11 years*

[@wladynoszhighlights5989]

Playing Halo at 3 AM so gangsta 😎

[@mikeym.4724]

@@Vacuumbead Bruh he said Halo at 3 am, not Halo 3 ☠️

[@Yandelvillegas]

@@amosoma5634 i now right 😪😪

[@scottibugatti7122]

“I will track you down” Nick: * simply googles the gamer * no u

[@ChnnlNmHr]

700th like enjoy ;)

[@sirsqat9341]

I wonder if shadic even saw this video lol

[@joejoemorechrist6886]

JESUS is the only way out of the satanic reptilian matrix prison planet 6 Jesus said unto him, I am [a]that Way, and that Truth, and that Life. No man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 1599 Geneva Bible (GNV) 16 [a]For God so loveth the world, that he hath given his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth [b]in him, should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16 1599 Geneva Bible (GNV) 18 And am alive, but I was dead: and behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen: and I have the keys of hell and of death. Revelation 1:18 1599 Geneva Bible (GNV) JESUS CHRIST IS coming soon repent follow JESUS CHRIST become a baptized Holy Spirit converted filled born again Christian ready for the Rapture...Pray read the Holy Bible in Revelation shows we are living in end of the world times...Seek JESUS instructions to be ready for the Rapture JESUS return... Also share JESUS CHRIST IS the only way to HEAVEN and to escape from going to HELL...Share JESUS death and resurrection to save our souls from going to Hell with all and share the Holy Gospel of JESUS with all 🙏

[@Yoiistaken]

Heh jojo

[@JJlovesyou2007]

@•Sophiefoxlover • OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Barmar817]

The fact that he’s sending these at 3:00 am

[@user-ht7ll1ji8q]

Just the daily life of a 2006 gamer, I dont see anything wrong here.

[@ncrtrooper2856]

The UI wasn't like this in 2006. It changed in 2010. This is 2011.

[@user-ht7ll1ji8q]

Falling Into Galaxies Oh... people were the same pretty much until the xbox one though

[@Nate-zg2ts]

Lol

[@banginbadger75]

@@ncrtrooper2856 You just sucked the fun outta this entire thread.

[@void-master9077]

Bangin' Badger, yup, lots of people doing that, someone keeps saying that 2011 wasn’t the golden age, when let’s be honest, from 2006 all the way till halo 4 released, was the golden age.

[@flicker1014]

"I'm a hacker" 8 year olds after downloading Minecraft for free

[@saraicalderon1608]

i-

[@bedwarspro1917]

lol

[@BaSingh2006]

Back in the day , I used to obsess over Minecraft . My obsession reached an all Time high when I've attempted to steal a physical copy of Minecraft ( PS3 ) when the only console we had was a slim PS2 ( my father was a genius fraudster ) . As I've gotten more and more desperate I've decided to download a pirated version of the game . ( Mind you this occurred back in 2011 - 2012 and KZbin weren't monitoring the videos posted on the platform ) as I was typing in there's a suggestion that was " intriguing " to say the least . Care to know ? The suggestion was (how to get a girl pregnant from a man) and I was like " wait , how can a guy get pregnant with a girl ? There's no way it's possible ! " I tapped on the aforementioned suggestion and oh boy , those thumbnail were an eye candy for my 5 yr old me . So yeah , here's a story of how Minecraft stripped me of my innocence . I still love this game :)

[@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.]

@@BaSingh2006 wow..

[@BaSingh2006]

@@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. I'm sorry ....

[@supergarrett4596]

I remember when people always said I’m a hacker just to scare you

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

people still do lol. “iTS rEAlLy eASy aCTuAlLy”

[@xcalibursus6766]

Bro I used to be mad scared when someone would say that to me

[@tristianwilson3497]

@@xcalibursus6766 I would be that kid that said do it. Then I would get all these excuses of why they cant

[@asherX333]

Super Garrett814 now they are

[@splatter1324]

@@tristianwilson3497 I was too.

[@Algeriawindows69]

the thumbnail is fit for a video essay

[@jasonteqja7262]

“My DAd OwNs MICrOsoFt” “Your dad is bill gates?” “WhO iS BiL GAte?”

[@MonkeyShark]

lol

[@austintulloch7642]

Is it bad when I've had over ten kids tell me that and I told him the same thing and get the same response back in the golden days

[@MonkeyShark]

@@austintulloch7642 Bad: Yes Suprising: No

[@yourmomsleftcheek1471]

🤣🤣

[@dyslexicfurry]

NO u bE wRoNG StEVe BaLlmER oWNs MoRE oF MiCrOsOFT nOW iN 2019