The Apprentice UK: The Worst Decisions Ever - 4 of 6

[@OurFantasyLife]

"In my mind the robot was just a useless piece of plastic." You mean....like a toy?

[@Zooka128]

The robot actually sounds like a decent toy that could have worked very well, and instead, even in her brief it was "you can hold these cards up across the playground and your friends will know what it means" but they're smaller than the size of your palm, how the fuck is anyone going to be able to read that or even notice it?

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Zeibentaul hahaha, Nerdiacs was obviously a fan of the card signal idea whatever the fuck it was.

[@toffeelatte6042]

I mean for fuck sake, I'm 26 and I would kill for that robot wars toy having grown up with that show.

[@sexyhomeowner9345]

@@toffeelatte6042 Exactly, lol.

[@conahlestrange9794]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one hahaha her problem was she wanted to be the hero an succeed at the end and say i lead the project and it was my idea

[@stinameaner]

The most annoying thing about Lindsey and Paul mistakes is that they both still couldn't see where they went wrong even after they watched themselves back or when the answers were staring at them in the face during the task and the boardroom.

[@mandarkastronomonov2962]

Richard That’s actually quite interesting insight.

[@stinameaner]

@@mandarkastronomonov2962 Thank You

[@willman85]

Lindsey simply didn't care. Winning was less important to her than the chance to design and launch her own product. Her ambitions were that something she came up with could go places out of the confines of the show. Her teammates were irrelevant to her (it is a dog-eat-dog environment after all). Paul didn't have any real experience or talent. God knows why he ended up on the show (thin on applicants that year??). In the boardroom he was just trying to save his skin as best he could.

[@p4cks]

the dunning-kruger effect. it's fascinating

[@memyself717]

@@willman85 what Lindsey came up with was basically crap though! As for Paul, well see my comment.

[@RoyalMarines2312]

The deadliest weapon against the British solider is a 2nd LT with a map and compass. Paul is the prime example. Probably got discharged for getting his whole platoon killed.

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

I'm sure whatever family or relative he had managed to get him out of plant of scrapes, and by scrapes I mean dead soldiers all over the shop.

[@nifralo2752]

In America they'd hace fragged him

[@bag101]

I don't think it's 'snake in the grass' at all. If two of my employees are in a relationship I'm happy for them and wish them the best. If part of their relationship involves bunking off, ignoring their work or reinforcing each others' bad decisions to the prejudice of other employees then of course it's an issue that management has to address.

[@bethdarnell3157]

Wtf

[@davidfearis7335]

Its not Snake In The Grass I agree, Paul & Katie were in a close relationship so quite honestly Paul deserved to get fired & to be honest Katie should've been fired immediately after Paul got fired

[@th3d3storoy3r]

@@davidfearis7335 IIRC, in the first few seasons of the show, only 1 person could be fired per episode, wasn't until I think that the show went from finding a person for a job within Alan Sugar's business empire to investing £250,000 into a business that Alan started being able to fire more than 1 person

[@davidfearis7335]

@@th3d3storoy3r In Series 4 Episode 7, two people got fired on the same episode, Jenny aka KOSHA CHICKEN for being a snake & trying to sabotage other candidates chances of winning tasks which Lord Sugar saw right through, and Jennifer for also being a bit of a snake & thinking really only of herself & nobody else, both their actions would've done server damage to Lord Sugar's business & he wasn't putting up with it

[@FleetAdmiral833]

Season 3 was the first to allow for double firings. It happened first in episode 2 when Ifti struggled missing his son, and Rory then was a diabolical manager of the pooch pouch.

[@prettyTearsx3]

If 100 people tell you you are dead LIE DOWN hahahaha

[@scratchy1704]

I've never heard that but it was funny 🤣

[@Unicysis]

But that one arrogant person tells those 100 people, “NO, YOU ARE BLOODY WRONG AND I AM RIGHT, SO SOD OFF!”

[@georgemillman]

What makes me laugh is that after all these years, Lindsay is still defending her idea

[@stinameaner]

georgemillman I know, I can't believe how naieve she still is 😂

[@krytietv1684]

Hello people of the past

[@tommckee1640]

@@krytietv1684 hi person of the past

[@cybernautadventurer]

I wish they did an updated version now

[@dre8463]

The Real Mr J. The Kosher chicken episode will always be my favourite fuck-up of all time.

[@louisjefferies2733]

It would be a series in of itself

[@cianmac3934]

Paul is a classic example of why the army shouldn't accept people in directly as officers or lieutenants. They become big headed and insufferable.

[@DavidAJones11]

I disagree, they're already insufferable before they join up. Straight out of Eton and think they're the dog's bollocks...

[@billyhalliday9811]

@@DavidAJones11 absolutely right all come from upper class backgrounds had one say to me that he became a labourer before sandhurst for a year just to feel what it was like to be one of the lads what a complete tit 😂😂

[@DavidAJones11]

@@billyhalliday9811 Fuck sake! Did he also live off a labourer's wage or was he just on a poverty safari?! 😂

[@perkosherrigh7243]

They don’t accept people directly theres interviews fitness tests then a whole cadet school for weeding out people they don’t want

[@jordanforbes2557]

So true. I know people in the forces who have been serving for 10+ years have no real combat experience and are serving as lieutenants, Captains and Majors. Imagine working in a corporation and being promoted to project manager without having ever worked on a real project. Madness.

[@Evilgidgit4Ever]

If you ignore the toy market experts, your colleagues, the focus groups, and the children themselves, and go for a product no one will buy or play with, you deserve to be fired.

[@MissJessyeNorman]

Katie was not upset about being found out. She was only upset that her bit of fun was gone. She knew how useless he was.

[@bobbidazzler1343]

The cheese task is the funniest of all time in my opinion. Sir Alan completely losing it before firing him is priceless. 🤣🤣🤣

[@declangaming24]

They lost him money no wonder he got mad

[@VelvetKate]

Thank you for the really good split editing, it's literally perfect cutting from episode to episode :) (that was genuine, sounded sarcastic)

[@memyself717]

I went to a Uni with a "green welly" reputation. I met several "pauls" who were basically guaranteed army officer's jobs on graduation. They had similar business acumen, common-sense and life skills (ie. ZERO).

[@crossingthechannel4631]

At 3:58, the French woman said 'no, it's not good, it's English !! 😂'

[@StaircaseInTheDark]

Katie still doesn't get that her and Paul allowing a relationship to interfere with tasks was a perfectly valid complaint. She still doesn't get that that was the problem, not the relationship itself. Adam seems to be enjoying himself. Can't say I blame him, with how they treated him. I'd be happy to have a chance to sit back and laugh at them too.

[@Varyalover]

Adam was botching things the whole day: From him "going along with Paul" with the lie/excuse that "I'd never gone camping", to spending a bulk of money on a hideous banner, to meandering around with the cooking device that Kristina solved by speaking with a local restaurant. Paul was quite correct in stating that "With Adam, is was like we were a man down.", even if Paul himself was quite foolish.

[@memyself717]

This is Katie Hopkins we're talking about remember. Since when were morals and integrity anything more than an inconvenience to her?

[@iamlegend68]

"If 100 people tell you, youre dead, LIE DOWN" Lmao!

[@chriscopley5284]

Paul should just join an comedy club on his idea on how to cook stuff on cans like it's some survival military campaign.

[@dmg8530]

15 plus years on the cheese, sausage episode is still one of my favourite, amazing!

[@RealityCheck6T9]

I don't understand how the secret signals got 260 to the robot's 340 if the rest of the team didn't like it

[@jameshitchen8250]

+RealityCheck6T9 I thought that too and came to a conclusion: from the clips that were shown I'm positive Lindsey was voting as well, and that's what skewed it. There are six members of the team around the table including Lindsey, each member has 100 points to play with, and she reveals that the final scores are out of 600. We see two people put 20 for Secret Signals, and if Lindsey put 100 for her own thing (which she probably did) then the other three members averaged 40:60 each. If it happened like this, then it was an even stupider move than it looks now.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

James Hitchen Quite, although the stupidity lies with the three members who gave secret signals 40%. It's like you say there's no other explanation. I imagine they were all trying to be nice and political by saying they only preferred the other idea by 60% to 40% and hoping that would swing it. Not that it matters since the team leader didn't give a damn how they voted

[@djjimmaster8261]

@@jameshitchen8250 I like to think that the team didn't want to skew the results too much, else Lindsey would be more adamant to go with her idea

[@sashawalter1664]

Or she was lying about the total!

[@LexDicksonEverything]

Imagine destroying the opportunity at a job for Katie Hopkins, of all people 😂

[@tabularasa7775]

She ain't too bad when her mouth is closed lol

[@Benfleet1984]

What annoyed me about this is actually the English produce world class cheese. In fact I actually prefer English cheese to French. The biggest error with this is that they were trying to sell second rate cash and carry cheese to a nation that takes cheese VERY seriously.

[@vadimzdonutube]

Ireland1984 They were selling at a farmer’s market, and buying mass produced food goes against the whole point of the task. How Paul did not get the message is beyond me.

[@memyself717]

@@vadimzdonutube he's basically dumb. But unfortunately, due to his background, a dumb person's idea of a smart person. See also Jacob Rees-Mogg.

[@declangaming24]

​@vadimzdonutube yeah lord sugar wanted them to buy bits and pieces of British products food ,drinks ect black pudding, pies ect not a bulk of cheddar cheese they lost him money

[@Natashaaaaaaaa]

Selling cheese to the french is like selling snow to an eskimo, selling ice cream to an ice cream maker, or selling sattelites to a satellite manufacturing company

[@walboyfredo6025]

That was done in another series where a team try to sell ice cream to an Italian ice cream shop.

[@shrisiva4016]

​@@walboyfredo6025 And in the latest series, a team sold bao buns to a Chinese restaurant

[@walboyfredo6025]

7:41 spilling the beans yes but it had to be said. Had it continued the same way more "innocent/wrong" candidates could have brought into the boardroom.

[@rosieosho]

I was trying to figure out where I knew that Katie Hopkins woman from and I remembered that she's the woman from this morning who judged children on their names and said she didn't like kids with geographic names but her child was called India! I don't know if anyone else has seen that but its hilarious haha what a fool!

[@shentser01]

She's also a total hero

[@morganabbotts]

She also had sex with a man in a field... quite the resume.

[@Koekje_Kijkt]

morgan Abbotts Haven’t we all..? What does that have to with any of this?😂

[@riazhamdanmalik6036]

Had sex with a man in a field is equal to she had sex with the man in a car/bathroom/kitchen - which isn't an insult or a compliment, merely something she did.. What did your tiny mind think you'd accomplish by "revealing" she did it? Make her look horrible/dumb/not credible? What a moron.

[@riazhamdanmalik6036]

She stands up to countless virtue signaling hypocrites several time a day, everyday. She doesn't say what everyone else on tv is forced to say either - like constantly raving about how amazing uncontrolled immigration is and how peaceful some of nastiest communities are.

[@davidfearis7335]

4:25 Lord Sugar described the cheese Paul brought as something a bloke who owns a cafe in Old Kent Road would buy, for Taxi & Lorry Drivers who come in for their cheese sandwiches

[@declangaming24]

He was right

[@davidfearis7335]

Katie Hopkins isn't exactly one to talk about them stooping so low

[@dontrestyourhead]

It's really weird to think that Katie Hopkins used to just be a slightly unpleasant Apprentice candidate now that she's made it big as an advocate for fascism.

[@tonkerdog1243]

dontrestyourhead What fascism?

[@keepingyouincheck8533]

8:40 "The whole thing was the dampest of possible squibs" The British never fail me

[@loulou7963]

Witnessing Katie Hopkins and her dim witted army officer friend trying to sell pork sausages to a halal butchers during Ramadan was the most hilarious 🤣

[@Bromley68]

Katie Hopkins indignant at the immorality of others. Classic

[@Unicysis]

Has she looked in the mirror and wondered why so many people have hated her? She’s not all too rigorously righteous herself if she has the nerve to slander others

[@memyself717]

It's not like she later went on to shag someone else's husband in a field and there just happened to be a camera there filming it after all, was it? 😉

[@RoyalMarines2312]

Adam would be a good politician. Roll the hand grenade in and leave the room.

[@kimberleysmith818]

Legionary166180 I thought that too. Every comment he makes is blaming someone else. It’s been years since I’ve seen this series so maybe he was good or maybe he was crap I can’t remember.

[@Varyalover]

​@@kimberleysmith818 He was crap. His only shining light was selling two paintings in episode five, and that was when he was in charge of the cheapest products to sell.

[@leonie8525]

"Do you like the robot or flags, kids?" "Robots." "... Well, we're obviously going for the flags."

[@meanramen]

Amazing that Katie Hopkins could castigate others for 'stooping so low'

[@enkaan1676]

This captain manurring banged Katie Hopkins. That decision was the worst.

[@OurBenefactors]

I was thinking more Arnold Rimmer, but yeah pretty much

[@walboyfredo6025]

2:31 Also describes newbie graduates who were given a managerial job without any experience or understanding of what is going on on the shop floor level and never got their hands dirty!

[@ruthh5199]

The chunk of cheddar and the fried sausages stand out as the best and most memorable comedy 🎭

[@RadioEnnui]

How did that drip get in the army?

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Radio Ennui of course he's an officer, you'd hardly expect him to be in the infantry.

[@RomanHistoryFan476AD]

if your looking for the army's finest, don't look for it at the officer school, the best come from the ranks from promotions, also look at the para's,SAS, Royal Marines and SBS for the best. most officers who come straight out of officer school are useless, just good for barking simple orders, or repeating better orders from more skilled men. you need to look for actual battle experience for real talent.

[@memyself717]

Money, paid-for education and family connections, to directly answer your question.

[@MattJames1958]

Hopkins saying someone is stooping low? Hipocryte

[@lordlossize]

i would agree with you christian, but even here she stoops low and says that paul made a crap decision to sell cheese to the french and that he was stupid for doing it, when at the time she was all cosycosy with him, agreeing with him and telling him his decisions were good because they were having an affair with each other. and in another part she even goes on to say that adam has no taste in art even when he sold 2 and she sold none.

[@stinameaner]

Christian Westwood She's always been Kate Hopkins....??

[@sandroilsardo9443]

GoldXrose So butthurt, she’s popular because she speaks the truth that many people are afraid to say but think to them selves.

[@tomkenning5482]

Wallstreet Banker If she was doing that, surely someone (who isn't a fucking moron) would agree with it. Just because nobody's saying it, doesn't mean they're afraid. Just means it's fucking stupid.

[@AnthonyShuker]

lol at all you raging globalist cucks in this thread

[@dn8015]

Suggesting a hobo stove is hilarious I cooked my dinner on them occasionally for years like a TOTAL nut as a child. You don’t use the frying pan you cook it on the tin itself.

[@simon1990101]

adam: "yep.. perfect." such a legend.

[@NibberKSmooth]

After watching this, does the world still think of us British as being highly intelligent?!

[@ismaeltheemperor1383]

Hahahaha thats great thinking mate.....it shows us how graduat todays end up working at asda and other supermarket

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

No, for some reason people equate a good speaking voice or even a posh accent with intelligence. Especially in America where they are apparently in awe of British accent. They'd probably think your average Gerodie is a genius.

[@Massamom]

Paul: "What's to like about the French?" How the hell could he not admit his massive mistakes even to the end? What an arrogant git.

[@dougbriglmen716]

He’s an absolute idiotic bellend! How are the army ever put up with a twat like him I have no idea🤷‍♂️

[@Nathpeggsy]

never seen the apprentice (its just quite funny watching people fail) but Adam is just great, i love the way he would backstab his own team to show their stupidity

[@secretsquirrel7374]

Katie Hopkins is like a caricature of herself.

[@dog-ez2nu]

It's weird, I forgot the racist was in Series 3.

[@starb0rn]

Not racist, stop being so sensitive and pathetic.

[@dog-ez2nu]

@@starb0rn Definitely a racist.

[@latelounge85]

I love how Adam was able to keep a straight face through all of that!

[@j0nb0y77]

i love it when lord sugars voice goes up when he said 'whys adam here?!'

[@akid648]

That stuff would actually be pretty useful for special forces, trying to be silent but still communicate, but yeah probably not for much else

[@davidfearis7335]

7:48 Katie really is a fine one to talk about STOOPING SO LOW

[@davidfearis7335]

I believe Episodes 3-6 is when Paul & Katie's relationship could really be seen as soon as Katie was moved over the work with the boys

[@davidfearis7335]

Lindsey didn't listen to anyone at all and that's why she was the only person to blame for failing that challenge

[@kennywilkinson913]

"We could've present the cheese better so I take that.: 😅

[@billygowhoop]

When you consider her background as a corporate communications expert, it makes a lot more sense why she went with the semaphore toy.

[@MatthewRichardson1]

Had a 50 euro a kilogramme cheese in France two months ago and I still am thinking about it today. It was a dumb idea to bring British cheese.

[@vadimzdonutube]

Not just any cheese but mass-produced low quality cheap cheese

[@D3Z112]

I can't believe how someone thought it would be great idea to use a can and a lighter as way to cook the food. An absolute shocker.

[@p4cks]

how do you know someone's been in the army? they'll tell you

[@StalwartShinobi]

that guy seems like that nerd we all had in our school that was really into the army and would lie that he had family in the army and all sorts lol i get that just from how excited he is to show how you can cook a tin of beans

[@jeffrags2]

"Have you got a flame?" - lololol Caricature of himself.

[@jamesrobert680]

“You’re an ex military man who knows better than anyone else; that THE BUCK STOPS THERE!”

[@yatak1000]

"WEe just bought the cheeeeeeeese" God his voice makes me want to stick needles under my nails.

[@Unicysis]

Play it at the slowest speed and it’ll sound like your nails on a chalkboard

[@davidwinkle2818]

I reckon that if they'd chosen to sell something like good quality Stilton or Wensleydale, it would have gone down quite well.

[@philblythe]

Love Adams Attitude. LMAO.

[@roseth22]

Trying cook sausages in baked bean can funniest moments ever

[@velocepeyet]

This man puts the P R A T back in prat!

[@BenKellyMusic92]

Heating sausages on an upside down baked bean can... xD

[@jakerockznoodles]

@PoisonIvene and they didn't mention paul and katie trying to sell the pork sausages to a muslim butcher during Ramadan. What a mess of a task that was :D

[@loulou7963]

Best ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnthonyShuker]

applewood cheese is actually amazing

[@Benfleet1984]

Exactly, it wasn't the fact that it was English, I as an Italian actually think English cheese is the best in the world, but not the mass produced rubbish like Cathedral. If they'd taken stuff like Godminster Cheddar, Cornish Blue etc... It would have gone down well.

[@pomegranatemolasses6432]

Try Welsh Black bomber if you get a chance

[@LucianaShadow]

Lol Adam. He's such a backseat driver. Paul was a douchebag though. Also, shagging Katie Hopkins? Wtf was he smoking?

[@JWParkerPhDDDiv]

funniest thing is you get the same thing trying to sell cheese to the USA because both the french and the USA are cheese and wine specialist countries. our Wisconsin cheese, and California wines rival the French equivalents.

[@davidfearis7335]

Lindsey comments after she been fired were that you should make a decision a stick with it! If it was the wrong call then its the wrong call according to her She also said if you're working for someone you can't sack someone when they make a wrong decision, she thinks if you invest in someone you may as well keep them because they've learnt something and their a better employee after that! My thoughts when she said that were, "Alan Sugar isn't investing in you he's interviewing you there is a massive difference and you messed up the task by not listening to anyone including the consumers!" "You made all the wrong decisions, you cost the girls the task, and now you must pay The Ultimate Price for your mistakes!!!"

[@NGayanP]

"For some reason it all came out that I wasn't listening to my team, which was a bit difficult to deal with actually, because I did, I just didn't agree with them" Well what word would you use?

[@Unicysis]

Ignorance

[@natalyafisher2571]

Stupidity.

[@bradleymilton9372]

If 100 people say your dead LAY DOWN LOL

[@Nushi1098]

Spilling the beans and using the can to “brown sausages” Also how nasty do you have to be to get it on with Katie Hopkins

[@Unicysis]

If I had my way I’d go to France and just sell them fish and chips, or bangers and mash

[@howardrowan1871]

This isn't The Apprentice but it is best comedy show going..

[@ThomasWilliams89]

Kristina looks a lot better here than when she was on the Apprentice.

[@mrnaughtycat]

Paul Callaghan is a nob buying cheddar cheese and selling it in France lol what a silly man

[@kennywilkinson913]

It was criminal the vote was even that close 😅

[@joehill4173]

James looks like will from the inbetweeners

[@mrpenguin815]

British cheese can be good quality and while risky could have worked very well had they not gone for the cheapest option available. The failure was in the implementation rather than the idea.

[@walboyfredo6025]

I would be worried if Lindsey was selected to carry out interviews, it would be evident that she would go in her gut feelings then factual information of the candidates abilities.

[@stephenfox8685]

Why wasn't the girls kissing people for money from series 3 not included in this? That was diabolically lame. Worse than some of these.

[@EdgeheadPP]

"Open this end, open this end, tip out the beans....." if both ends were already open....?

[@Andrew-el8xi]

Paul would struggle being a cub leader

[@Unicysis]

A cub leader? If a real bear was in front of him, what would he do? Wave a flag at it and hope it stood to attention?

[@maxbusiness69]

"If 100 people tell you that you are dead, lie down!" Wow, really bad analogy. And no.

[@oliprj8676]

If there's a cheese loving nation it's the French. Really? I would have said that was the Dutch 🤣

[@Pearly403]

Well he got out fast enough :-) he was only a Lieutenant after all. Unusual to leave the army so early as an officer, he had barely just started :-)

[@-gn7sn]

5:21 "Perfect" 🤣

[@Truthfulpietro]

@PoisonIvene Indeed. I've just watched the episode, the banner said and I quote: Traditionals product of English man". Plus it was way expensive. The other thing was that Paul tried to sell pork sausages to a Muslim during the Ramadan period.

[@racoon965]

If there was ever an advert to not join the army paul is it. Having to take orders that your life can depend on from total knob heads and getting paid fuck all? Can’t think of anything worse.

[@lordlossize]

what relevance did making a bloody bake bean cooker have to the task? its not like they can sell them for people to then take home and use, because then theyre just selling baked bean cans with sausages beside them!

[@vadimzdonutube]

lordlossize GG he was trying to fry the sausages as quickly as possible without spending a lot of money, which was completely illogical considering that they bought a lot of cheese and couldn't sell much of it

[@VinzentC]

Seeing Katie Hopkins here is a mindfuck lmao

[@robswift008]

that bean can cooker aswell!!! wtf you can buy a bbq for £20

[@declangaming24]

Purpose of the task was to sell quality British products they couldn't even do that they brought a lot of English cheddar cheese and sausages

[@samwalker3165]

I really liked Vanessa Feltz's comments here hahaha

[@kavstagh]

Ironic that Katie Hopkins complains about people stooping below the belt... @7:49

[@Tlacaelel789]

I thought that the producers were selecting the best applicants, but now I feel that they have been selecting the wrong ones on purpose...

[@reconbravo104]

Paul's worst mistake was getting in a relationship with Katie Hopkins

[@PraxusUK]

"What's to like about the French?" Well, he's not wrong.

[@NeedMoarRage]

What's to like about the English? Their fine and exquisite cuisine? 😂

[@17LYNCHIE]

Adam was quality, I agree with Iron - he got screwed over by Katie - least he left the show with some integrity.

[@DigitalDaffodil]

What on earth would the art critic know about the army?!

[@anubusx]

I agree.

[@MrCaerbannog]

He probably grew up during the time period where most men in the UK had to do two years' worth of compulsory military service once they left education.

[@DigitalDaffodil]

@@MrCaerbannog when on earth did that happen?

[@MrCaerbannog]

@@DigitalDaffodil From World War II up until the start of the 1960s. It was even the subject of the first Carry On film, in fact.

[@DigitalDaffodil]

@@MrCaerbannog what’s his name? How old is he?