The Artie Lange Show - Jackie Martling (Part #2) - In The Studio

The Artie Lange Show - Jackie Martling (Part #2) - In The Studio

[@Chauncey-Holt]

The show has never been worse. Jackie and Artie were the glue in their respective eras.

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

I agree, but i still watch oldschool stern. Oldschool now, being like 2012 erra and prior. Really liked the 1994 era most. However i got into stern late, being in Australia had no fucking idea it existed. Sal and Richard, let alone Fred, really kept the show going. Show really tanked in 2013 from what i've seen anyway. Watched a fair few years worth with the Tv version over the course of near 2 years straight, goes by "Artie TV" on youtube, howard in demand / E era. Anyway olschool shows and memories live on, i'll be their age still thinking of stupid bits that was on the show. Nothing today can compete comedy wise with the empire stern build. Lot of it has even aged exceptionally over time. Big shame with Norm and Gilbert also. Comedy is great.

[@kidwave1]

@@Prof.Pwnalot "Nothing today can compete comedy wise with the empire stern build" ....and yet he BURNED IT ALL TO THE GROUND! Most people I know that were die hard, lifelong stern fans, are so disgusted by him now, they cant even watch/listen to the old stuff either.

[@Thebirdwolf]

these two provided so much laughs on the show ...legands

[@newartmov]

I wish Artie and Jackie would come back... Man I miss the old days

[@josephkelley8641]

I'd like a movie where Artie and Jackie go rescue Kinnison. bring Kinnison back. Set up a show across from Howard etc. Sam hasn't got quite as much HAIR now ... but happily he just GOT EFFING MARRIED. ...again. . .

[@L.kas92]

@@josephkelley8641 u smoking or snorting the coke?

[@shannonsmith2642]

Amen to that!

[@franktroise4386]

Jackie is a really funny guy both in performance and behind the scenes. I spoke to him briefly after one of his shows years ago in Staten Island and then another time when he was selling his cd on Wall Street. I think it was Hot Dogs and Donuts. The police came by and had to break the news to him that he couldn't sell his cd on the street without a permit or else they would have to seize them. When Jackie had to break the news to Nancy who was there as well, it looked a live-action Stern show bit. She was cursing and screaming at him but he took it in stride and just gave out the cds to people for free. I was the last person there to actually pay for it before the police shut him down so the joke was on me. ;)

[@24jamestown]

i liked the jackie years the best.

[@DrewBludd]

I want Artie back so badly.

[@varrick1226]

Two funny guys who seem humble to me from their past decisions they've made in life. All the best to both!

[@brickhawkstone2694]

Howard made two great back to back decisions hiring these two. The show was great for so long. It’s tragic that both of them screwed it up. Howard also screwed up by not finding another established comedian to take Arts place.

[@jas22]

two guys that helped me keep my sanity through many years in dull, soul-sucking office. sanity while trying to muffle gut-splitting laughter...KC and his antics, too...."Gay C". haha. and of course Robin and her timely intelligent comments over the chaos in the studio.

[@HipsterDoofus100]

She hasn’t had an intelligent comment ever

[@salatalar8343]

@@HipsterDoofus100 she had, u dont get it because u r a simp

[@jamesross9906]

Now Jackie makes 50000 a year what a moron he is he turned down millions

[@herbertkraft7375]

....I love the fact that ...ROBIN ...is now as big as a ...HOUSE !

[@BB-gd5pk]

Herbert Kraft righttttt?

[@aahhhyess]

I miss Jackie's laugh on Howard's Show & he laughing with Fred! Good times!

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

Artie's voice sounds like a gravel driveway.

[@katkal3]

they should bring these two back at the stern show. they could all work there together without getting in each others way cuz they have different styles. the show should go out with a bang.

[@tacitus2244]

I miss having both of these guys on Howards show

[@clownnookie]

I heard the Jackie Puppet is going on tour.

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

Loved Billy West too

[@alexmurphree7949]

I feel like everybody is blind to how hilarious Billy west is

[@keithhitchcock6058]

I agree , I only watch occasional interviews the show dosent have the same energy and chemistry it once had with Jackie and the orginal crew .The early 90s to mid 90s I think were the best ! and all Robin does is chime in now and then and cackle , I miss the old gang , they had great chemistry

[@irishwars]

These two made the show so much better.

[@pjblake1969]

thanks for all the great years.

[@OnlyForAngels]

This paragraph is like a masterpiece and each word is a brush stroke.

[@ragzrocco8803]

Jackie was the best and the show was never the same since the day he left

[@mta89kurd]

Now we have Shuli sitting down there in place of two great guys...

[@ERam0912]

These two were the show... Howard is great, and I love him, but these two are the best. I was always a Jackie fan, and I thought he caught a bad rap from Howard, Robins, and Fred. And I'd love to see Artie on the show one more time. Just for an appearance, but I think it will never happen... Sadly.

[@78bcat]

I didn't hear the part about Howard wanting to bring Artie back either, in fact everything I've heard Howard say suggested he was wary of the Artie rollercoaster.

[@fandinoa]

NO ONE belongs on the Artie chair. Bring Artie back.

[@josephkelley8641]

Artie's an entity unto Artie's self. That chair needed/needs to be retired. .You can put another body in it - but that body is not going to give you what an Artie Lange can/will. Artie was just a revelation - still can't get over HOW seamlessly Artie did that job. i.e. Like he'd been there all of Artie's life. Completely understood what the position required - . Artie's genius mode - even as an all-star third basemen they said the same thing. (plus Artie had a stick, could hit - could hit anyone) .

[@privatepenguin3137]

That "Field Box 62" sign is from Fenway Park. Wonder if there is a story about how Artie got it.

[@simonscott1121]

Jackie's Joke Hunt....... classic :D

[@troyhbk]

christ arties gigantic here

[@jam1ga]

Jackie was making close to a million when he left.I heard an interview with him where he said that.

[@Realmikesambo]

Henry Winkler looks great.

[@wu-wisdom2064]

I wish Artie took the siriusxm job then we mite have heard him on Howard again promoting his show.

[@ERam0912]

100% percent agree. Howard has packed it in, and I feel like he'll do AGT for a couple of more years, and reading the post today, maybe have his own talk show on TV. As much as Stern shits on TV talk shows, I think he'd love to get one of the late night shows, which I'd love to see. But Yeah, its over.

[@JSalonsky]

ARTIE COME BACK

[@ERam0912]

I'm right there with you. I think Im like a lot of Stern fans where I think he has packed it in for the past 2 years, and this is really his last run after this contract. The day he retires will be a very sad day for me as a life time fan. (ALL I NEED IS HOWARD IN MY LIFE) *Mariann from Brooklyn voice*!! LOL

[@fredgardner2870]

Club bene.... wow...

[@bonethuggerz]

And this would be a great show by the way, the Artie and Jackie show. Have Aj and KC, Stuttering John and Jeff the Drunk as full time employees XD

[@SuperStrik9]

The Stern show was at it's best overall in the 90s but I prefer Artie to Jackie as a personality on the show. I agree with Jackie in that Artie was a stronger personality. At the same time Artie couldn't write for Howard and Jackie was amazing at it. Both were great and the show misses both of em BIG TIME.

[@porpus99]

From the show, specifically Howard said it. It was brought up on the show a little while back that Howard brought up to Sirius that he would like to rehire Artie, but the people who run Sirius told him that he no longer has the budget for that.

[@GunGemini]

both brought such a odd texture to the show. it be great if sirus would give them all a special just howard Artie and jackie together.

[@josephkelley8641]

Howard would have to WANT to do that - and I doubt that Howard does/would. especially after all of the bitterness directed at Howard from various ex cast members - that had to just KILL Howard. Like I haven't done ENOUGH for these guys?! "I've been outta work for two years, I'm broke - yet I haven't heard from Howard or the Stern show." -like Howard's a Social Service Agency in Howard's spare time. .

[@josephkelley8641]

i.e. "Howard owes me." .

[@willissudweeks1050]

@@josephkelley8641 That would still be a great show. I’d listen for sure.

[@jackgrattan3144]

Out of the two second bananas, the designated punching bag (Jackie) appears to be in far better heath than his successor.

[@cwatson42785]

Instead of getting munsoned the phrase will know be called getting martlinged!! (Getting up shits creek without a paddle, having the world in the palm of your hands and blowing it) XD

[@JSalonsky]

Chris Watson well artie did the same thing xDD

[@ArtyCuen]

Everyone that sat in the Jackie chair: Al Rosenberg, Jackie Martling/Marlow, A.J Benza, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Corolla, Artie Lange, and Shuli Ager. Who was your favorite, and least favorite? For me. Jackie (FAV), A.J Benza (LEAST).

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

they should fix arties mic, did he just get this show?

[@scottjohnson8382]

Without these 2 guys the Stern show is terrible. Grew up listening to the Jackie years and was old enough to understand all the laughs during the Artie years. Good times.

[@StingWolfpack]

OH OH! OH OH!

[@scottl20az]

give these two and gilbert a show together and it would destroy anything howard has done since 2009

[@Yasin33]

Gilbert 😢

[@SimbolicProductions]

Lol JD lives in a fuckin box in Brooklyn and takes 3 trains to work at 4 in the morning... Makes no where near 6 figures.

[@HadEnough745]

Financially speaking, Howard takes care on nobody but himself..He doesn't get involved in other people's negotiations. They are just hired help to him. He keeps reminding us of how he never got into radio for the money and how he used to make $96 a week.

[@youthgw]

i always wonder this myself , they do get a nice bonus but people like JD pretty much lives at the studio and the kid has an on air personality. Youd think howard would set him up

[@topsy677]

Agreed....Howard never said that on air.

[@Gunman610]

Am I the only person who thinks that Jackie looks like Jerry Blavat? It's like looking at the Geator With the Puppet.

[@topsy677]

I heard about the budget cut, but I'm curious as to where you heard that Howard wanted to rehire Artie?

[@HadEnough745]

I'm surprised Howard never mentioned that 100 million a year is the total budget for the show and not his salary.

[@ArtyCuen]

I hear you. He is a loyal guy though. Team player.

[@jhonnypinto1946]

Chek out the Artie Lange vid on Jimmy Fallon in the responses.

[@xjpsmithx]

@SargentandGreenLeaf I seem to remember Howard letting it slip the his salary out of the 500 mil was 7 mil a yr. no one called him out on it though

[@castratedrhino77]

Brian Regan would hurt. Love that mick.

[@GORILLABREATH1]

I thing Howard was sick of Jackie holding so the last time he just said see-ya!!!!

[@justsaying4488]

it's amazing how personal a show can become. You feel you know these guys, you grew up with these guys. Stern has packed it in and he will def not renew his contract. He hates getting up early, he hates doing the show most the time. Most the characters on the show now suck. It will be a sad day. I'll probably take off.

[@timfeleppa3156]

Love you two fucks

[@jaybone23]

I love Artie, and it's not so bad here, but sometimes his verbal pauses, the "ehhhs" and "uhhhs" are so phlegmy and gross, that black, cancerous lung butter sound.

[@frogfucius9785]

+jaybone23 you mean his stutter? yeah it was horrible whne he was on the show. glad hes gone.

[@EternalEric]

Admit it you’d tongue wrestle him the moment he’d walk through the door

[@josephkelley8641]

just makes the pauses more significant - as if Artie's digging deeper. .

[@relshdan]

interesting. jackie was mainly responsible for the stern show peak (early 90s writing for Billy West and making the unfunny stern actually funny). artie basically carried the entire show on his back during the sirius era (the show was worse, though). both were underpayed compared to the great fraud, howard.

[@TehLivingDeath]

He'll do AGT for this year, and that will be the end of it. He signed a 2-year-contract, despite what he said about "deciding" to come back for a second year. Ratings are down, despite his posturing about it being the "Thunderdome, Robin...hoo hoo!" And that article about taking over for Fallon was nothing more than a Buchwald-planted story.

[@SC68170]

Jackie says a lot but he really doesnt say anything🤔

[@majorkron]

90% of the funny stuff howard sayed was writen and handed to him by jackie like a puppet.he also wrote most of the content on the show.

[@nathanclark3144]

wtf is artie wearing. He looks like he is dressed to run down and get a pie

[@BleuEye]

Nathan Clark Something that fits him

[@TheZigzach]

I bet is is more like 80,000 to 100,000 a year for watching t.v. not to mention what he makes on the road. I think J.D has it made.

[@muchomusiclibre]

Hacky Martling is a better guest than stand up.

[@donbelk934]

I think Jackie was making over 500K, which is way more than most TV writers get, and Artie was making 800K on satellite, which was kinda bullshit, since Artie got more integral to the show than even Robin in '07-'09. About what Andy Richter makes, though. A $1 million wack-pack compensation fund would be nice, considering the financials, but every millionaire in the world has horribly-paid servants. Is J.D. "talent"? It's murky territory. A clip-puller makes 40K elsewhere.

[@josephkelley8641]

Artie took the show over - I don't know any OTHER way to describe. Artie's rise in popularity - i.e. Artie became syn to the show. Howard CONSIDERED Artie a peer - that's how much respect Howard had/has - for the A-List comedians. Howard LIKES it when others become popular OUTSIDE of the show. Makes Howard feel like someone else is pulling appropriate weight. -Artie was unbelievable in that chair - just unbelievable. . .

[@TehSaint]

he doesn't make $100M a year. Sirius gave him money to run his channels.

[@myzacky96]

Jackie seems like a nice guy, but I really never thought he was funny, Artie was another story, he made me cry with laughter, it's a shame the drugs destroyed him

[@justsaying4488]

dont remind us.

[@HadEnough745]

If Gary makes $500K a year for working 3 days a week, booking guests and watching Will do all the day to day crap, JD should make a lot more. I just feel sorry for some of the guys that work so hard for peanuts to make the show what it is. Howard's cleaner has nothing to do with the show. Since the show generates millions and millions, Howard should look out for those that make it what it is..If Howard "loves JD like a son", why not pay him enough to move out of the ghetto.

[@porpus99]

Well, Howard actually wanted to rehire Artie, but without his knowing Sirius took away the budget to rehire him even after promising Artie that he would always have a job there. Any way, i agree with you about Jackie and Artie. Howard is a great host, but the true comedy backbone came from Jackie and Artie. I personally was more of a fan of Artie.

[@superkid12345]

I love how everything Artia asks Jackie, his response is "everyone asks me that......" Yeah becuase since you left the show, there isn't anything to talk to you about. It was sad listening to Artie pretty much beg to come back to the show.

[@HadEnough745]

I don't know about a childish need. I think he's very cheap. His agent knows how to get him all the money and leave none for anyone else. That is why they can't afford to bring in anyone else like Bubba on his channels. Sirius mgmt is basically saying f-u. You took all the money and now you have no budget for anything else.

[@GORILLABREATH1]

With all the money Howie is making now I wonder how much he pays Gary and Fred..that cheap J__!!!!!!!!!!! p

[@HadEnough745]

No way JD makes 100K..not even close..They've said in the past that alot of guys make less than 50K

[@SargentandGreenLeaf]

it was 500 mil for 5 years to produce the show, including salaries, payouts for bits, paid appearances, paid guests, when you factor all that in there isnt a lot left for howard, maybe 20mil per year, and he deserves more than 20mil to be honest thats barely 1.5mil per year, barely 3000 dollars per show, after taxes almost nothing

[@HadEnough745]

I don't know how Howard's staff works for the peanuts that they earn. How can he make $100 million per year while his right hand guy who supplies him with clips makes maybe $40K, lives in a dangerous neighborhood, has to ride the subway in the middle of the night, has gotten mugged already.. It boggles my mind that he doesn't make sure that his dedicated staff is financially taken care of..Sorry but that says a lot about a man. Sure he'll never firre anyone, they work for peanuts!!

[@BleuEye]

I’ve ALWAYS liked Artie but his lack of confidence and low self-esteem is painfully obvious! He needs the validation of others in almost everything.......

[@xtort1220]

Dude he's looked like shit for years, still funny as hell though

[@TheZigzach]

Do you understand how much money it takes to live in N.Y? Yeah Howard Jokes about his "Box" but I guarantee his place is fat, plus people who work in that area have to pay tons for parking around there. O.k say he makes 60,000 grand a year he is still underpaid in my book.

[@mwolfman321]

That's the Jew in him.

[@TwwIX]

Yeah, pretty much. Apart from the occasional interview, i don't even bother with the rest of the show. There's hardly any substance to it, anymore. Nowadays, it's mainly just Howard berating the "schmuck of the day" and Robin constantly agreeing and cackling in the background. Even though she's not present in the studio these days, she has somehow managed become even more obnoxious with her inane quips. They've both become completely out of touch with their fans.

[@SuperStrik9]

Artie's also a better storyteller than Jackie.

[@josephkelley8641]

Artie's a better storyteller than everyone but the top five in comedy - Artie ranks right up there with Jay, Jerry, Bill Burr, Louie - cuz Artie instinctively/organically knows what's required leading up to the punchline;. -can edit as Artie goes. It's economical - no different than Howard's own gift for including ONLY THE RELEVANT. . .

[@GGMM1579]

I guess Jackie wrote better, he is so not funny

[@josephkelley8641]

He's a machine - it's a different kind of talent/gift - Jackie's gotten everything out of his talent that Jackie possibly could. Almost no one can say that. .

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

Artie always sounds like he is gargling fat

[@Georgie2500]

wow, how come robin isnt in the studio anymore? why the hell do people still pay for that crap show anymore...

[@wp4565775]

Jackie is so unfunny.

[@sdsumiguel5937]

WP45 how unfunny is he?

[@salvagemonster3612]

Two different types of comics. Jackie does that elementary school joke humor that I just don’t find funny anymore. Artie is just a natural at comedy

[@McShamus001]

F jackie

[@kidwave1]

Typical Artie cant let anyone else talk, interrupts incessantly.

[@newt0830]

howard just should quit and then just play the old shows from 1988-2005....its over howard..you bankrupt an entire industry...just cash the paycheck pay the trophy wife and then when you finally hit 60.....and she wants a baby...get divorced

[@Rocket9944]

Jackie was great, the show has never been the same... Artie sucked on the show!