The Artie Lange Show -- Andrew Dice Clay (in-studio) Part 1

[@guybroyles48]

I love Artie Lange. He's the realest celebrity I've ever seen.

[@PeteR-or5kj]

This was a good episode. Artie has so much talent. I wish he were stillllll arounnnnd.

[@officiallyspooked7805]

He ain't dead you know. Try the Artie Quitter Podcast

[@cflores1889]

How long should I wait for the money Ralph!?!

[@Doomreb]

+cflores1889 I made a deal with Will, he's the one who owes you.

[@sonofhextall]

did Artie get his money

[@demise138]

the bobserver hahaha maybe 10 to 13 days later

[@brianlaflesh1120]

Ha great reference

[@josephkelley8641]

which time.

[@rbk7876]

Yup, $ 4,999 😄

[@michaelnorris2765]

Mike Bocchetti is such a health nut it makes sense he wouldn't want to be around cigarette smoke

[@davereynolds7472]

Dice throwing Mike B. some of the Limelight - but that's Dice for ye - always looking to prop others up - great dude.

[@KJ-xc6qs]

He really was terrific in Blue Jasmine -- excellent movie.

[@999heretic999]

I guess dice finally paid Artie.

[@dsc5085]

There was possibly some intimidation involved in the process...

[@newyork5165]

Bit

[@geoffJG1]

There is at least a dozen that I know of connected to Howard Stern's show that didn't pay him back.

[@JOETERRANY]

For those who know 🤣🤣🤣

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

LOL!

[@jimmyestrella1059]

Artie had Dice on in hopes of getting that 5 grand for the show they did in '07

[@josephkelley8641]

that was a great bit between the three (Dice, Artie, Howard and w/Robin cackling-away from her little back glass office).

[@TheCmascagni]

That’s hilarious

[@anthonygert]

Dice in the house!.............Love him regardless!

[@Nightowl333]

Lol who is that mike guy? Swedish chef from the muppets?

[@wilmamarks2321]

Arty. And. Dice. Work. Well. Together. 😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@cesarherrera1926]

Dice on a star is born was pretty good I love the guy and a good movie as well

[@Bayprodfilms]

Great interview, love Dice! Best from your new fans Late Night With Johnny P Show!

[@PaulineJoseph]

I forget how funny Dice can be. Can't wait to see the movie too.

[@markjones2453]

Artie man you are funny and very talented please drop the weight and take care of yourself you make millions laugh man you are really entertaining and we all want you around for a VERY LONG TIME TO COME just a thought from a fan of yours

[@josephkelley8641]

The Unstoppable Dice. .

[@OneManBand-79]

These guys had a heated argument on Stern a few years ago. A must-listen if you need a little background on Dice and Artie.

[@luish777]

The tv bit was perfect

[@farerse]

first time seeing this show, artie have aged 10 years in 1 year :O

[@fevershorty]

dang i didnt know jim norton came up working with dice. love finding out comedians' histories like that

[@12345balla12345]

Artie looks like Phil Margera.

[@Mckxm]

Looks like Phil Margera Sounds like Don Vito lol

[@MapleSyrupPoet]

This works well

[@bishlap]

ONLY IN AMERICA... can Mike Bocchetti exist... Can Artie Lange have multiple radio/TV gigs... Can Andrew Dice Clay make numerous comebacks... can Jon Ritchie make a living doing NOTHING...

[@guitarz667]

Andrew Dice Clay, Bwahaha! I just hope Artie is making good money.

[@bledboost]

To whoever is doing the editing: *newsflash* swearing is allowed on youtube! if you wanna get more views, show the uncensored version!

[@c0m4g1bb]

@Brian HL loool Lol Elvis shades, fonzi jacket, what else? What kind of gloves do you even associate that with?

[@jaybone23]

Right at the start, Artie sounds like he's gonna die. Out of breath like my dad, who barely has a lung.

[@Christhetim6767]

Dice is a genius!

[@matthewjamison]

I love how Dice was working with Kate Blanchet & he didn't care enough to remember she was from Australia 😂

[@makinbacon855]

glad to see them getting along again..i always thought dices ex fiance and wife situation was weird but he has a smokin wife

[@kevinc1968]

how long should i wait for the 5 grand RALPH!?

[@ChrissyRizzo]

Is it sad that Artie would die to look like this again?

[@masterragebaiter]

No it’s not. I’ve heard Artie talk about his early life. He literally had a goal of becoming a famous drug addict alcoholic. It’s not sad when someone gets what they’ve always wanted and wished for. The wish might be sad but it happening is not. Artie wanted all of this and wanted to be where he is. A washed up, semi famous addict who people will remember. That’s all he ever wanted. It’s not sad

[@johnsmith-mr6rj]

dice is a great actor,if he had the rite part in the rite movie he could blow up again he needs something like the wrestler to star in.

[@DestoRest]

I think they should do a movie about exactly what they do. Like how Howard Stern did with Private Parts. If Artie did a movie just like Private parts, it would be great. He would have to lose a bunch of weight but it would be good for him.

[@punawelewele]

That is an amazing idea.

[@TeeViz]

Dice was great in "Blue Jasmine"

[@DRUNKPOS]

Did Dice ever cut that check?

[@pikin2]

Dice hasn't changed his act in 30 years lol

[@simgia1889]

You don’t change too much when you’re a legend, that’s how he got to where he is. Fans would be disappointed if he changed is on stage persona

[@pikin2]

@@simgia1889 it's just a long time for hickory dickory dock. He was def a huge act in the 80s

[@sprimusp1]

Artie Lange's voice sounds like he beeds to clear his throat and he always looks as if he is always going to have a heart attack.

[@masterragebaiter]

Not much has changed 😂 just his nose is missing

[@byronwelichko8577]

Funniest female comedian I know... Dice: don’t just sit there say something! Her: what’d you want me to say?! Maybe secretary would be a better fit for you sweetie...

[@waynesteadfineartphotograp2758]

What films that Dice, Entourage 😂😂

[@macdisciple]

Dice Clay is still a thing?

[@petermay3148]

YOU'RE ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY RALPH NOW YOU'RE SAYING FUNNY CREATIVE SHIT

[@walkinmr.sunshine809]

11:28 12:45

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

Dice Rules!

[@exitstay1955]

How nice of a has been to interview a has been.

[@thrashleagueepl9064]

"you know you know you know wad I mean"?

[@thecohenclan7590]

Does the guy in the middle ever talk??? LOL!!!

[@bean7039]

He's a full back with a unprecedented amount of cte, he's lucky to not shit his pants every hour honestly.

[@TheCmascagni]

The great John Ritchie

[@artielarengano9287]

Artie is still waiting for dice to pay him back

[@JprimeWorld]

dice had "40 meetings" yet has appeared in hardly shit since lol

[@TheInboil]

total talent level here - 1,456,633,5 %%%%%%%%%%%%

[@vincentanderson1188]

what the fuk is this show ? were is it shot,

[@vincentanderson1188]

where duhh

[@davidmazzini783]

Don't worry u don't have to appease the grammar shits.

[@PrimeMindset2024]

Wow, Artie's an absolute mess. So sad to see a guy go from an energetic comic to an obese slob who can hardly breathe in such a short time. I really wish the best for this guy, but he really needs to make an effort to take better care of himself.

[@DestoRest]

I totally agree. It's horrifyingly sad to see his fall from grace. That's his punishment. Karma finally came around to him and he has a lot to answer for. He's answering for it everyday sitting in that chair looking like a giant ball of shit and just realizing every minute how good he had it...Cause you know he has to be thinking that all the time. Poor fucking bastard....poor bastard...

[@PrimeMindset2024]

No, I'm saying what I said. Kindly leave your own opinion and don't put words in others' mouths.

[@mathieutyler00]

Both of you can fuck off.

[@Mr.Iknowitall]

i watched a few of these artie shows just now, because i love howard and artie has all of howards regs on his show because hes nothing without howard...anyway, who is this guy in the middle of them? i have yet to hear him say ONE word.

[@betheballdanny1236]

Mike was dealt a bad hand in the looks category... wow.. night owl, Swedish chef is perfect!

[@pennsyltuckyden9823]

Dice still kinda looks good here, nowadays not so much.

[@DestoRest]

Yea I agree. I'm sure everyone agrees. I'm such a fan of Artie and I worry about giving him any criticism because I don't want him getting even more depressed. The point is that I just feel bad for him. I worry about how long DirecTV will keep him doing this gig. I mean, does he even have much of an audience on here? I dint know much about DirecTv radio. Never even heard of it until he came on it. Well, now that I said that out loud, I guess that is a great contract negotiating point for him. Lol. So maybe that's a plus but the point is that it's just boring. I try and try to give it a shot because I love Artie so much and I think he is a hell of a talent but this isn't the way that his talent is realized in my opinion. Artie is not a "Maestro" like Stern was. He is not a host. It seems he doesn't know how to keep the show flowing like Howard did. And I'm sure that he would be the first to admit it. Artie was great on Stern's show because of his position. He was a comic. He didn't lead the show. He was there for comical anecdotes and to tell stories. He was perfect doing that because he is one heck of a story teller and he's funnier than hell. At the same time, Howard isn't what Artie is though he can play Artie's role much better than Artie can play Howard's because Howard is still hilarious and he is unbelievably smart. He's a genius in all sincerity. Artie's show is (I'm so sad to say) just boring. It sucks that he is the one hosting the shoe because that makes it so he can't chime in in himself with great stories and catchy one liners like he could on the Stern shoe because he wasn't expected to keep the flow of the show going. I'll stop rambling because I'm sure the three people that will ever read this paragraph know what I am trying to say...hopefully. I just wish he could have kept his shit together well enough to stay on the show. He fucked up so bad...I mean so bad. If he was just able to keep a hold on his addiction long enough, or at least quit a lot earlier, the he would have had it made. At the same time though, I think the fact that he was on heroin made the show better. And I don't mean because he had controversial things to talk about, though that did help, I mean because it just made him funnier. He wouldn't care to call people out and be obnoxious because he was lit; and guess what, it was hilarious. I just miss their chemistry on that show. That is something that no one will ever be able to reproduce again. Howard, Robin, Artie, and Fred were the perfect ingredients to a batch of the best radio soup one ever had the pleasure of listening to. Period. Any other radio personality out there can only dream to be half as good as those four during those golden years on the Stern show. I just really worry whys is next for Artie. I don't see this show lasting all that long. And what else is he going to do? Is he still doing stand up? I hope so. He just looks like he's going to die. That will be so frisking sad but I think that's what's coming. That's what happens when a lot of old men retire. Take Joe Paterno for example. He lasted two months after he was fired as the head coach at Penn a State. Had he not been fired, he'd probably be alive to this day. What can I tell ya? Artie, I wish you the best from the bottom of my soul my friend. I want to see you make the biggest comeback in the history of show business. It's a shame knowing that he will never work with a Howard and the rest of the Stern shoe ever again. I mean fuck, he's having KC on as a guest. Which is cool, but KC? Like, if your tuning in to the Artie Lange show and were never akin to the Stern show, your gonna be like, who the fuck is KC, ya know? Anyway...

[@verycoyman]

+Ian Starkey I was one of the three to read this paragraph

[@tarrasque419]

+Ian Starkey whoa

[@DatruthBtoldy-do6bl]

Ian - fuck off with the book you just wrote , just because you never heard of direct tv doesn't mean it's irrelevant . Artie has zero leverage with direct tv you asshat

[@likewise4gaming]

HOLY novel! Lol

[@mumble_core491]

Essay

[@newyork5165]

I've asked this before, who the fuck is the guy in the middle? Why is he there? Does he ever talk?

[@johnnychrysostomou8105]

Dice Kate Blanchet is from Australia prob the same thing to him but just thought to say i hope Dice did not show himself up ,i like Dice his real

[@ribbs13]

When the hell are we gonna be able to hear cursing for Christs sake

[@thejjchannel1511]

All the Howard stern rejects hahaha

[@daveme666]

Artie I love you but dice a great actor really.I so miss you on Howard you fucked up.

[@dannycrockett9878]

Artie looks like John Belushi, if he ate Chris Farley, shot a huge speedball, died, and spent a month in the ground.....What a fucking mess

[@dannybaum3751]

John is so lost

[@lockebrady8005]

As always.

[@alexdelux2254]

No smoke no taste no reason for it. LOL AHAHAHAHA

[@fenster111]

Man. Artie looks bad!!!!!!!

[@sprimusp1]

Artie Lange so

[@cryptoroseaz]

Wow, Artie looks terrible. I really miss him on Stern.

[@crosswalklarry]

You can hear in Artie's throat he has the coke drip. Funny, as open minded as Dice acts, he isn't. He will block you on IG for a friendly jab comment. I think pretty common for comedians. They like to dish, but can't take it.

[@newyork5165]

Is artie loosing his teeth?

[@bobbybutler9602]

Did Artie have a stroke? He looks different. Unless he just aged

[@fevershorty]

+bobby butler he has diabetes, for what its worth..

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

bobby butler I THOUGHT HE LOOKED STROKED TOO

[@kennethfmolabola6694]

OPPiNiON... "Proobjectuon-OblivE" iON!!!

[@tomdotson6053]

I prefer this to new howie

[@MickeyHawk5]

hahahahahahhaahaha

[@numberten5054]

Artie the heroin panda.

[@mkirch1231]

first view Baby

[@Jessiduhh]

looks like he can't even breath

[@jimbrotherson9493]

Not only is he not John Belushi, he's not even Jim Belushi. Dice seems bored as fuck.

[@DestoRest]

Yup, exactly. Artie is no interviewer. Dice is the only one talking. It's rough man.

[@exitstay1955]

Dice is a hack holding a cigarette and wearing sunglasses and gloves with a jacket. That's a great joke! Don't forget da accent dat uh makes a me tuper eyetalian ya knows? Ba da bing! I'm da kinds uh tupid ba da bing!

[@CPTCrunch-i2c]

,letbitchtalkk

[@GordonIgnatowitz]

Dealing with a Jew! Try eating a Jew! Man is he heavy!

[@bishlap]

was sad when Artie was broke and needed drug money so bad that he was crying to Howard about it. When do I get paid, DICE whaawaaah

[@johnnydoggs]

Andrew dice jew

[@mechagojira6951]

what the hell is Jon Ritchie there for?? he's like a walking concussion..duh!!!! seriously i hope he's ok for real but he doesn't add ANYTHING!!!!!

[@hughlingard]

Dice's look is so cringe.

[@jethross12]

dice is a goof dislike

[@slamponyp]

Dice is annoying

[@bonhamhouse1169]

Artie not funny.

[@DatruthBtoldy-do6bl]

this is the worst radio show filled with circus freaks I've ever seen

[@cesarherrera1926]

Datruth Btoldy bounce

[@Snow601Man]

But u have seen it