The Assassin's Teapot Is Weird

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Steve Mould

Steve Mould

Күн бұрын

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@SteveMould
@SteveMould 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing like curling up with a hot mug of null and scrolling through KZbin. You can also discuss this video on REDDIT: stvmld.com/92x-k8ig The sponsor is KiwiCo. Get your first month free: kiwico.com/stevemould
@non-inertialobserver946
@non-inertialobserver946 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@DWSP101
@DWSP101 3 жыл бұрын
Would you be interested in doing an episode on poisons specifically the ones that can come from most plants? If you need some pointers you can ask me?
@mytech6779
@mytech6779 3 жыл бұрын
mmm nulled wine, no aftertaste
@bbgun061
@bbgun061 3 жыл бұрын
Air pressure may be pushing the drink up the straw, but you need to suck to *create space for the drink to be pushed into!*
@josephdittrich2006
@josephdittrich2006 3 жыл бұрын
You probably shouldn't suck on straws with the power of your lungs. That's an easy way to inhale liquids. Instead you should use the power of your mouth. I only say this because you seem to be the type who enjoys a bit of pedantic banter.
@Rae.Harper
@Rae.Harper 3 жыл бұрын
I want an assassins tea pot literally for the sake of tea AND milk being in together and being all “oh, you want some milk with your tea? Sure” *grabs same tea pot that tea poured from*
@LordOfElysium
@LordOfElysium 3 жыл бұрын
…warm milk
@me00hi45
@me00hi45 3 жыл бұрын
Osaki it's going into the hot drink so 🤷🏽‍♀️
@lg8159
@lg8159 3 жыл бұрын
Briljant
@vivilife9391
@vivilife9391 3 жыл бұрын
I’m picturing pulling a Mary Poppins on my three girls. Lol
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 3 жыл бұрын
It really does sound pretty useful.
@alekseyp.9124
@alekseyp.9124 3 жыл бұрын
I never heard of an Assassin's Teapot, I understood everything about it on the thumbnail. And yet, I watched the whole video. You won this time Mr Mould.
@Benoit-Pierre
@Benoit-Pierre 3 жыл бұрын
Same for me. But i learnt so much watching the video ... I had to see it 3 times !!! It's the opposite of clickbait. Miniature says it all, and 100% answers the video title ... But if you watch it, there is even more !!!
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 3 жыл бұрын
The mark of a million-subscriber man
@jg1503
@jg1503 3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of it either. And none of us have ever seen it used in any assassin movie.
@creambeast8178
@creambeast8178 3 жыл бұрын
I think it existed in china
@benjaminabel8596
@benjaminabel8596 3 жыл бұрын
But did you know it was weird? ... oh wait, you did
@namenamington
@namenamington 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry about the poison, there is no poison." This is how I start all my tea parties.
@blitsriderfield4099
@blitsriderfield4099 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the namington house is a barrel of poison...I mean fun
@CrazyBunnyGuy
@CrazyBunnyGuy 3 жыл бұрын
I have a T-shirt with my character alignment (Lawful Neutral) which says: "There IS poison in your tea, but I have a prescription for it". I love to wear it while we're having boardgame nights, and to offer people drinks... Everyone takes a second to read the shirt, ponder the implications and decide whether they are willing to accept anything from me.
@trollme.trollmehard.9524
@trollme.trollmehard.9524 3 жыл бұрын
I'm kindof hoping you wear a dashing hat.
@jorceshaman
@jorceshaman 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to go work fast food just so that I can tell the customers this.
@adumbchicken8022
@adumbchicken8022 3 жыл бұрын
"In terms of poison, we have no poison."
@Canine-playground
@Canine-playground Жыл бұрын
Me: “…wait I forgot what hole the poison is” The person I’m trying to poison: what…? Wait a minute
@hebl47
@hebl47 3 жыл бұрын
Pro-tip for assassins: First pour yourself the non-poisoned drink. You don't want any poison residue left on the spout to get mixed in your drink.
@chandabadve6146
@chandabadve6146 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about the same thing! I’m surprised no one figured that since the spout is the same for both drinks
@stefangadshijew1682
@stefangadshijew1682 3 жыл бұрын
Come on, a tiny amount of poison can feel quite fun. :) Cheers!
@Eluderatnight
@Eluderatnight 3 жыл бұрын
Arsenic the little old ladies poison of choice is fine in low concentration. It is put in chicken feed to make the flesh pink and increase their appitite. So if you eat modern chicken you are eating arsenic.
@arsinclair
@arsinclair 3 жыл бұрын
Immediately thought about this, but then, the educated enemy would always swap the drinks, or will try to take the one that you're wanted for yourself.
@mariosebastiani3214
@mariosebastiani3214 3 жыл бұрын
@@arsinclair put the antidote in the safe drink. Down the poison without breaking a sweat, then pour yourself a second round, this time with the antidote. Ask the enemy if he likes another go, too.
@dakotas6706
@dakotas6706 3 жыл бұрын
As a mathematician, cannot tell you how much I appreciate you acknowledging the null drink.
@kingpeedorah
@kingpeedorah 3 жыл бұрын
boy
@UJustSuk69
@UJustSuk69 3 жыл бұрын
What's 0÷0?
@rahula.g5228
@rahula.g5228 3 жыл бұрын
@@UJustSuk69 genius 😂😂😂👌
@probablyants
@probablyants 3 жыл бұрын
@@UJustSuk69 Far too much
@Nouxatar
@Nouxatar 3 жыл бұрын
ah, the power set of the assassin's teapot.
@NefariousDestiny
@NefariousDestiny 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the conversation on pedantry in physics. As a physics educator myself, I come across this all the time (both with students and with colleagues) and you've very eloquently explained why it's okay to use slightly inaccurate descriptions in some cases. I will definitely be using your "usefulness" comparison in the future!
@pr0xZen
@pr0xZen 3 жыл бұрын
We've been doing exactly this with "the flow" of electricity too, for 124 years (that's how long we've known ot actually flows from negative to positive). In the physics and RnD side of things this is very important. To most on-site technicians it rarely is.
@MattH-wg7ou
@MattH-wg7ou 3 жыл бұрын
Pedants can be annoying.
@prismglider5922
@prismglider5922 3 жыл бұрын
@@pr0xZen Does electricity even flow through a wire at all? I was pretty sure it technically traveled in the form of electromagnetic fields around the wire, but that's a pedantic and none helpful way of talking about it for most situations.
@alext8406
@alext8406 3 жыл бұрын
there's a new kurzgesagt video called "and we'll do it again". It is based on lying (for simplification reasons) in science. Fits this subject quite nicely.
@jsax01001010
@jsax01001010 3 жыл бұрын
@@pr0xZen That's what I was about to mention. None of these pedants seem to care that convention current flows opposite the actual current, or at least they don't care enough to petition to "fix" it.
@FreeBroccoli
@FreeBroccoli Жыл бұрын
I want one of these, just so I can ask my guests whether they want coffee or tea and serve both from the same pot. Seems like it would be a good party trick.
@NuwandaLunaDragon
@NuwandaLunaDragon Жыл бұрын
it would be anticlimactic if everyone wants the same
@ilikechocolatechipcookies
@ilikechocolatechipcookies 7 ай бұрын
Or if they are not thirsty
@lcarpetrondookmariot7620
@lcarpetrondookmariot7620 5 ай бұрын
@@NuwandaLunaDragonhave whatever your guests don’t want
@aandafunlist2824
@aandafunlist2824 4 ай бұрын
Bad guests get the COFTEA DRINK
@feelosophy1921
@feelosophy1921 4 ай бұрын
Had the same thought of offering two options. "Would you prefer green tea or poison?" 😂😂
@emmanuelcamilorojasrodrigu3405
@emmanuelcamilorojasrodrigu3405 3 жыл бұрын
Here's a tip: _While your enemy is distracted looking the cool demonstration of the teapot, you hit him with a bat._
@JBB685
@JBB685 3 жыл бұрын
Actually laughed, congrats 😂
@cactus_juice3217
@cactus_juice3217 3 жыл бұрын
I used this trick on a geologist once
@EvenTheDogAgrees
@EvenTheDogAgrees 3 жыл бұрын
Does the particular type of bat matter, or will any species do?
@yoitsunoookami
@yoitsunoookami 3 жыл бұрын
@@cactus_juice3217 So you hit said geologist with a bat, a stone or the teapot?
@cactus_juice3217
@cactus_juice3217 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoitsunoookami simple, I distracted him with an obsidian dagger in one hand and a baseball bat in the other
@Dth091
@Dth091 3 жыл бұрын
Optimist: "The glass is half full". Pessimist: "The glass is half empty." Steve: "The glass contains 50% water and 50% N U L L D R I N K"
@verkhvo
@verkhvo 3 жыл бұрын
Or is it the opposite?
@hebl47
@hebl47 3 жыл бұрын
And then there's an xkcd what if about glass literally being only half full. Well worth taking a look.
@Pablo360able
@Pablo360able 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally typing this exact joke when I saw that you’d already made it.
@EdiblePlutonium
@EdiblePlutonium 3 жыл бұрын
You can't technically drink anything, it's actually the null drink that's pushed out of you.
@Pablo360able
@Pablo360able 3 жыл бұрын
@@EdiblePlutonium Actually, that reminds me of something funny: If you look at the thermodynamic behavior of systems with “negative temperature”, they’re “hotter” than systems with positive temperature, with small absolute negative values being the hottest. The conclusion drawn from this is that thermodynamic beta, which is just the reciprocal of temperature scaled by the Boltzmann constant, is a more physically “fundamental” concept than temperature itself, in some sense. What this means is that it’s more accurate to say that you let the cold in than letting the heat out. Take that out of your null pipe and smoke it.
@Lucienchol
@Lucienchol 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, riiiight. The teapot. The teapot for Kuzco, the teapot chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's teapot. That teapot?
@bommelhiro6312
@bommelhiro6312 3 жыл бұрын
He would've still messed up...to many holes. 😆
@thatguy3968
@thatguy3968 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that teapot!!
@captainpotatochips1367
@captainpotatochips1367 3 жыл бұрын
(Forgets which hole he has to cover to get the poison) (Pours all three with neither hole covered)
@freespirit326
@freespirit326 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever. Cheers!
@scootermcpeanuts6699
@scootermcpeanuts6699 3 жыл бұрын
@@bommelhiro6312 I can resist temptation I can resist temptation I can res- *that’s what she said*
@Thundawich
@Thundawich Жыл бұрын
It would be much better if you only had a small secret chamber and one murder hole to cover up. Needing to fill the teapot through the murderholes makes it super awkward to use, it would work much better if you just had a tiny container for the poison and just mixed it in to the bulkier liquid as required, with most of it just being a regular teapot with the detachable lid and everything. Plus, this way it doubles as an actual teapot you can just use whenever.
@StormgemThunder
@StormgemThunder Жыл бұрын
Alternatively, have left/right chambers instead of top/bottom that you can fill via removing the lid (that seals properly) Then just move the location of the holes to accomodate this (so on the top left/right of the handle for instance)
@burgerforcongress1001
@burgerforcongress1001 Жыл бұрын
Or would that more accurately be the NON-murder hole, since you cover it to pour the safe drink? Also, if the poison is clear, you don't need to worry about the colors matching.
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 жыл бұрын
the idea of having a coffee or tea pot with variable milk dispensing capabilities opens so many possibilities for quickly serving a large table specific drinks...
@Supermanohman
@Supermanohman 3 жыл бұрын
No it's for killing people. Don't do that millennial thing and repurpose it
@blorglord
@blorglord 3 жыл бұрын
@@Supermanohman you are jack 0ff
@jahdielt.9160
@jahdielt.9160 3 жыл бұрын
@@Supermanohman yes exactly. Murder
@ShadowManceri
@ShadowManceri 3 жыл бұрын
@@Supermanohman Do you want to be first or second served?
@RFC-3514
@RFC-3514 3 жыл бұрын
Catering companies are kind of ahead of you, there. Dual-chamber pots (not to be confused with dual chamberpots) have been a thing for some time. They just don't try to hide it with little air holes, they use explicitly separate buttons to open each side.
@samwheat2480
@samwheat2480 3 жыл бұрын
An elementary school science teacher used to say “science doesn’t suck, it pushes.” This has managed to stick in my mind since
@NynNahh
@NynNahh 3 жыл бұрын
And now we are all cursed, thanks. 😂
@murk959
@murk959 3 жыл бұрын
Explain plz lol
@callmeshaggy5166
@callmeshaggy5166 3 жыл бұрын
How about weather? Is a tropical cyclone pushing water out of the ocean with its low pressure? What is pushing the moisture if it's not being pulled?
@MarekLewandowski_EE
@MarekLewandowski_EE 3 жыл бұрын
@@callmeshaggy5166 The atmospheric pressure around the low-pressure area is pushing it up.
@dannywayne311
@dannywayne311 3 жыл бұрын
@@MarekLewandowski_EE that’s the big brain guy right here, pushed my mind into a vortex
@harshmeena4
@harshmeena4 3 жыл бұрын
*First Day As Assassin:* *"How did he die?"* *"He Blocked The Wrong Hole"*
@SynthD
@SynthD 2 жыл бұрын
Rookie mistake
@iBenjamin1000
@iBenjamin1000 2 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the exact same thing
@a.m.hofficial299
@a.m.hofficial299 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@solojones3257
@solojones3257 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@direwolf7491
@direwolf7491 2 жыл бұрын
Or he forget block one.
@rammyrambo
@rammyrambo Ай бұрын
2:32 “Why is it that putting your finger over different holes causes different liquids to flow out?” Oh no he didn’t!
@nicozandhuis1865
@nicozandhuis1865 3 жыл бұрын
Classic trick of referring to your enemy as "the enemy" even when they're present, works every time.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
Well, of course. How else are they going to be suspicious you've poisoned their drink?
@jacobotstot2021
@jacobotstot2021 3 жыл бұрын
Hiding in plain sight.
@dairoberts5188
@dairoberts5188 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they’ll never suspect it
@rosheafan
@rosheafan 3 жыл бұрын
@@berko2076 Wet donut churros. The fuck?
@RedwoodRhiadra
@RedwoodRhiadra 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosheafan Rule 34, dude. Whatever you do, don't Google it! :-P
@redreploid1713
@redreploid1713 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is actually a cool teapot. Sure i wouldn’t wanna poison anyone with it, but the idea of having a teapot that can dispense two different liquids at once seems really nice
@sirocco2810
@sirocco2810 3 жыл бұрын
And the fact that one of those liquids *can* be poisoned is a nice side-benefit too. Not that I'd wanna poison anyone with it, just like you man.
@guidorussoheck2100
@guidorussoheck2100 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirocco2810 you can put laxatives for a prank tho
@SomeGeneralName
@SomeGeneralName 3 жыл бұрын
Coffee in one chamber, creamer or milk in the other
@JPBroadcasting
@JPBroadcasting 2 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if it actually was just made for the novelty and we just assumed it must be for killing!
@Sac-chan
@Sac-chan 2 жыл бұрын
@@guidorussoheck2100 you monster
@TheCapitalLetterM
@TheCapitalLetterM 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about you, but I see this as being able to use magic tricks at kids birthday parties. One kid wants juice, one wants water, use the same pot. Blow their little minds.
@silverduk
@silverduk 3 жыл бұрын
Poison the kids☠️
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 3 жыл бұрын
There is a reason why Bozo, the clown, advertised themselves as "a clown for hire".
@YukiColburn
@YukiColburn 3 жыл бұрын
@@xooox_1777 Not sure if you missed the fact Bozo was a real person(or the mask of one), or if I'm missing the joke within your reply.
@sxnpyesenpai7424
@sxnpyesenpai7424 3 жыл бұрын
@@YukiColburn i think he misunderstood the grammar from that guy, thinking that he was calling the guy a bozo, instead of Bozo as an actual name
@YukiColburn
@YukiColburn 3 жыл бұрын
@@sxnpyesenpai7424 Yeah, could be that too
@yiy149
@yiy149 8 ай бұрын
This is called 鸳鸯转香壶. Based on Chinese wiki ‘Baidu’ it first appeared in the Han Dynasty. Year 241 BC, after the death of Emperor Hui of Han, his son Liu Gong was made emperor. The late queen Lü Zhi, fearing that new emperor’s mother might vie for power with her, used this kind of pot to hold two types of wine, one of which was poisoned. At a banquet, the emperor’s mother was poisoned to death with this wine. By the Northern Song Dynasty, the emperor Zhao Guangyi used this pot filled with wine to entertain another emperor Li Yu. Legend says the fragrance of the wine masked the poisoned wine, leading to Li’s death in Bianjing. Since then, many legends related to this pot have emerged.
@A_question_mark0
@A_question_mark0 6 ай бұрын
This is very underrated
@CajunReveler
@CajunReveler 4 ай бұрын
Who says history is boring? This is a really neat fact.
@spangle
@spangle 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a child, I saw a TV show, where they were serving the audience any drink they wanted, from the same jug. I have always been puzzled how that worked, and could never find clips of it online. Now I know, they probably used something like this!
@stxdude830
@stxdude830 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, that was jus magic
@desireecalva2627
@desireecalva2627 3 жыл бұрын
@@stxdude830 Proof?
@NeroVingian40
@NeroVingian40 3 жыл бұрын
Which one died?
@epicspymain691pyaeminthu5
@epicspymain691pyaeminthu5 3 жыл бұрын
@@desireecalva2627 none he made it up
@ClashwithAxersion
@ClashwithAxersion 3 жыл бұрын
@@epicspymain691pyaeminthu5 no shit
@daianad377
@daianad377 3 жыл бұрын
Me, the worst assassin: "Wait, which hole was for the drink without poison?"
@yolosangels
@yolosangels 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure someone must have died that way. Poor guy. Talk about irony
@sankalpaashok
@sankalpaashok 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@nitd955
@nitd955 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@edwardmartin6052
@edwardmartin6052 3 жыл бұрын
We're not having tea.
@davidnichol4735
@davidnichol4735 3 жыл бұрын
@@yolosangels I bet a bunch of them were broken on the inside and both parties died. Don't ever buy the cheap assassin's teapot lol
@brothersoulshine
@brothersoulshine 3 жыл бұрын
That discussion of the "flow of cold" and the idea of "suction" reminded me of an article I read a few years ago where the author proposed there were no such thing as photons, and that when you turn on a torch it causes "darkons" to be sucked out of the object being illuminated. It was a fun thought experiment.
@AndorianBlues
@AndorianBlues 3 жыл бұрын
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Terry Pratchett
@MCSteve_
@MCSteve_ 3 жыл бұрын
​@@AndorianBlues I've never ran the math but apparently if you project a shadow from Earth onto the Moon, that distance is a big enough "lever" where you can get the shadow moving faster than the speed of light without too much effort. It is a fun perspective.
@ChrisLindsley
@ChrisLindsley 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndorianBlues Just this morning my kid told me "When you turn off the light, its like a darkness explosion."
@panda4247
@panda4247 3 жыл бұрын
@MCSteve the problem is ste stadow is not moving. Or similarly, it you pointed a laser to the Moon, it would not be the laser dot moving. It would be photons moving from us to the moon, creating an illusion of the movement of the shadow/dot on the moon. I.e. you can't transmit information this way faster than light. The information goes from us to different spot on moon, but not from point a on moon to point B on moon.
@MCSteve_
@MCSteve_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@panda4247 I think you're misunderstanding the point of this. This whole thread is just pointing out the property of absence. The projection of shadow is like a lever. When I said "without too much effort" I mean moving the laser or whatever light source about a point of rotation. This example does not have to be light, it can be the intersection of two angled edges. The point of intersection can move at a greater rate to the edges. Like shadows, intersection is an arbitrary point of interest (they're not physical), the whole phenomena is a consequence of geometry.
@Buttercup67786
@Buttercup67786 Ай бұрын
0:30 The guy definitely understood the assignment😂
@0That_Guy0
@0That_Guy0 3 жыл бұрын
A video about a poison teapot got 7 million people's attention in 6 days. I'd keep an eye out the next time someone offers me tea from their new kettle.
@Timbone07
@Timbone07 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@fahm8097
@fahm8097 3 жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ I'll vote for you then
@Supremax67
@Supremax67 3 жыл бұрын
I just happened to be looking for something to buy, the ex-wife is coming over for a visit.
@ChikaJihyo
@ChikaJihyo 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tonyvelasquez6776
@tonyvelasquez6776 3 жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ I hope you never become president you dictatorial heathen
@runforitman
@runforitman 3 жыл бұрын
the 2D hydrodynamic models are incredibly intuitive as soon as I saw it, I immediately understood how it worked
@finnafishfl
@finnafishfl 3 жыл бұрын
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@dairoberts5188
@dairoberts5188 3 жыл бұрын
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@finnafishfl
@finnafishfl 3 жыл бұрын
@@dairoberts5188 kzbin.info/www/bejne/roCuc4Bna7p5e5Y
@pcalo
@pcalo 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the thumbnail had all the info to understand how it worked. Very intuitive indeed
@VitaliyCD
@VitaliyCD 3 жыл бұрын
Robber: breaks into Steve's house. Steve: "could we discuss this over a cup of tea??"
@BobbyRLC
@BobbyRLC 3 жыл бұрын
624 likes yet no commant?
@VitaliyCD
@VitaliyCD 3 жыл бұрын
@@BobbyRLC whoa.. I didn't even know :/
@emptytissueboxes
@emptytissueboxes 3 жыл бұрын
@@BobbyRLC I don't think we know what to comment ;-;
@SistaBear
@SistaBear 3 жыл бұрын
*Mission accomplished* you've won and achievement (deadly home invasion)
@runtergerutscht4401
@runtergerutscht4401 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Iroh does not approve of this
@leeza6523
@leeza6523 5 ай бұрын
"Hanging up" the cell phone was hilarious. Whacking a clever teapot in a blanket to find out what's inside--fantastic! I smashed a towel-wrapped Magic 8 Ball with a brick when I was a kid, because how in the world did it answer all those questions, anyway? I had to wash the towel before my mother got back from town.
@yuyuy666
@yuyuy666 3 жыл бұрын
bartender : "yes, what can I get you?" me : "a null drink please"
@johanusyolder
@johanusyolder 3 жыл бұрын
Whiskey on the rocks, hold the whiskey
@yazid6024
@yazid6024 3 жыл бұрын
bartender: "That's would be 19$ please"
@sonyabeam292
@sonyabeam292 3 жыл бұрын
@@yazid6024 ? $19 nineteen dollars or 19$ nineteen dollars signs?
@aanandhivb
@aanandhivb 3 жыл бұрын
I am your 666th like!
@sonyabeam292
@sonyabeam292 3 жыл бұрын
@McSharKz okay put it this way #10 or 10# the tenth item or ten pounds?
@chargedfacts2742
@chargedfacts2742 2 жыл бұрын
It can actually be useful to serve coffee, tea and milk at the same time to people instead of poisoning them
@r3zaful
@r3zaful 2 жыл бұрын
Its boring, killing people is fun.
@TeaTabby
@TeaTabby 2 жыл бұрын
It would be an awesome party trick
@superflink
@superflink 2 жыл бұрын
It can just serve two different liquids. The “third” is a mixture of the two.
@chairya2
@chairya2 2 жыл бұрын
considering that there are only 2 holes per container, one of them being in the spout, and the other one being small enough to cover with a vinger. i imagine it is hell to actually fill it up (you are bound to lose some liquid due to having to put the teapot upside down?), let alone clean it after there has been hot/warm creamer inside, i agree it would be cool tough. maybe if the design would be changed, and there would be a bigger hole with room for your hands to fit in (for cleaning), that can be closed with a sillicone gasket, it might work. seems like a lot of efford for a partytrick tough. also i dont think gaskets with that size can withstand too much wear and tear..
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 2 жыл бұрын
@@chairya2 😎 Well if you cannot handle a teapot, just use a gun. What could go wrong? 🤩
@tezlaactual6582
@tezlaactual6582 2 жыл бұрын
A less deadly version is to have two different teas and have your guests argue what flavor the tea is
@IrisRiedel6
@IrisRiedel6 2 жыл бұрын
Genius prank for the family
@MissingRaptor
@MissingRaptor 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@sauceman2562
@sauceman2562 2 жыл бұрын
In Britain thats the more deadly option… you dont mess with the tea
@vissleart5564
@vissleart5564 2 жыл бұрын
Oh that's evil
@M364A
@M364A 2 жыл бұрын
@@sauceman2562 bring 2
@bradleykee3204
@bradleykee3204 Жыл бұрын
this is the most intriguing exploration and demonstration of science i have ever seen on youtube besides the backyard scientist. you are an amazing speaker and at explaining things
@arlynnecumberbatch1056
@arlynnecumberbatch1056 3 жыл бұрын
"you can put milk and coffee in the teapot instead and make yourself a latte" coffee fans: WRITE THAT DOWN
@trollme.trollmehard.9524
@trollme.trollmehard.9524 3 жыл бұрын
In this case, which side is "poison" depends on caffeine sensitivity and lactose tolerance.
@taitano12
@taitano12 3 жыл бұрын
I most certainly did write it down. I like cream in my coffee, my mom likes hers black. An assassin's tea pot would allow me to pour both from one pot. I'm going make one now, but with a double wall with a vacuum in the middle chamber to insulate the cream from the coffee so it doesn't get too warm and curdle.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
@@taitano12 Can you imagine serving coffee from that teapot to a large group of people? That'd be fun.
@DaP84
@DaP84 3 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 then you'd need a big one
@Founderschannel123
@Founderschannel123 3 жыл бұрын
@@trollme.trollmehard.9524 well i meant its not like they put too much caffine or little amount of milk.
@ceooftheanticringeassociat1976
@ceooftheanticringeassociat1976 3 жыл бұрын
Target: Why are you holding the the teapot like that? Assassin: *Panicking* Ummm nothing at all that’s just how I hold it
@eggyolk0
@eggyolk0 3 жыл бұрын
@Amanda Diaz shut your mouth
@PackRodent7
@PackRodent7 3 жыл бұрын
well im pretty sure you could place the holes on the handle to be way less suspicious although that comes with its own set of problems
@myachou61
@myachou61 3 жыл бұрын
😋😉
@ruanaur
@ruanaur 3 жыл бұрын
@Amanda Diaz no
@estherdiazperez4223
@estherdiazperez4223 3 жыл бұрын
😬
@sawyerstern3375
@sawyerstern3375 3 жыл бұрын
One of the times where “oops wrong hole” could literally kill someone
@Chou-shi
@Chou-shi 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao i'm dead 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@sneakretster
@sneakretster 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chou-shi *literally*
@codyofathens3397
@codyofathens3397 3 жыл бұрын
If you oops wrong the wrong person, you're dead either way.
@maiwang2040
@maiwang2040 3 жыл бұрын
r/cursed comments
@emycharaa
@emycharaa 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@DigitalAndInnovation
@DigitalAndInnovation Жыл бұрын
4:40 THANK YOU- I remember in middle school the science teacher talking about cold air pushing the warm air up- then one day the head of the science department was subbing and a student said "hot air doesn't rise- it is pushed up" and the 'sub' goes "sure- but does the hot air not rise." Same thing with people getting hung up on cold objects "transferring cold" in the conduction sense- fine but it is a relative term- but when talking about convection it is back to the same deal with the "rising" air.
@Steph6n
@Steph6n 3 жыл бұрын
How to get rid of unwanted guests: “The coffee's fresh, and perfectly safe to drink, not poisoned at all…”
@minecraftallminecraft7956
@minecraftallminecraft7956 3 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@Darkstormsun9865
@Darkstormsun9865 3 жыл бұрын
😈
@josephdedrick9337
@josephdedrick9337 2 жыл бұрын
How the tea drinkers took over the world.
@lifepasses1875
@lifepasses1875 2 жыл бұрын
@東京市 but isn't your guys culture to serve tea for guests anyway? What they drink then...?
@bungiecrimes7247
@bungiecrimes7247 2 жыл бұрын
Woah so edgy and smort the way you... idk.. said that?
@HeyItsKora
@HeyItsKora 2 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God. The 1/2 black coffee, 1/2 milk is possibly the GREATEST unintentional use for an invention EVER!!! Imagine whacking this bad boy out at an afternoon tea party and pouring one friend black coffee, and when your next friend asks for milk in their coffee, using the same jug as the black coffee, you pour milky coffee! That's like the greatest (tea) party trick ever hahaha
@rlobbest
@rlobbest Жыл бұрын
I like how jazzed you are about the idea more than I like the idea.
@PaniniDev
@PaniniDev Жыл бұрын
I love your personality
@HeyItsKora
@HeyItsKora Жыл бұрын
@@PaniniDev if this isn't sarcasm (I can never tell in text form haha), then thank you so much haha, that's a really kind thing to say :)
@Lumeniaellina
@Lumeniaellina Жыл бұрын
Absolutely the most wholesome response to an assassin’s tea pot. Design: deception and death Application: wooing tea party guests
@Hmmmnnhh
@Hmmmnnhh Жыл бұрын
You seem like such a fun person lmao, your tea parties must be a blast
@Sam_on_YouTube
@Sam_on_YouTube 3 жыл бұрын
This would be great for waiters serving regular and decalf coffee. Or even with a milk hold in the middle that could be covered or uncovered with either other hole (though insulation for that part may be a problem).
@NhiPho
@NhiPho 3 жыл бұрын
The milk sounds very useful but as a server, I would get way too many complaints from people who won't believe I gave them the correct coffee.
@ayoutubecommenter7494
@ayoutubecommenter7494 3 жыл бұрын
@@NhiPho yeah it would work better with more easily separable drinks in this case
@tajforney7085
@tajforney7085 3 жыл бұрын
Until someone complains about sanitization
@adamlane6453
@adamlane6453 3 жыл бұрын
What is decalf?
@maaingan
@maaingan 3 жыл бұрын
@@NhiPho clearly lable the carburetors Coffee and Decaf and make the spouts the same color as normal coffee pots, black for coffee and maroon brownish for decaf. They can clearly see for themselves and see that you can clearly see for yourself also. Three chamber versions exist also, put espresso in that one and now you're really saving time
@rynoX88
@rynoX88 Жыл бұрын
If this guy was my teacher back in the day, I would've learned a lot more. This guy is fascinating.
@radiotow3r
@radiotow3r 3 жыл бұрын
so basically when you’re a kid and you’re drinking through a straw and you put your thumb over the hole to stop it from falling out so you can, for no reason at all, pull the straw out and let it leak out from the bottom into your mouth. Except for, let’s say, this straw is divided vertically down the middle, and this process repeated, covering both holes, one, or none. Genius.
@splatthepoisondartfrog1898
@splatthepoisondartfrog1898 3 жыл бұрын
tbh that explained it so much better-
@NoThankUBeQuiet
@NoThankUBeQuiet 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. A child. Not a 30 year old adult obviously
@Rai_S82
@Rai_S82 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoThankUBeQuiet my friend who used to work in a cocktail bar would do this in people's drinks to make sure he'd mixed them properly. You could pretend you're doing that 😉😂
@G00dTaste
@G00dTaste 3 жыл бұрын
I used to cover it with my tongue, tilt my head back, then let it go into my throat
@KaruHart
@KaruHart 3 жыл бұрын
The most relatable comment
@Patrick_Bard
@Patrick_Bard 3 жыл бұрын
"This doesn't require you spend the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder, works straight off the bat, no preparation required" That reference was gold
@spencervance8484
@spencervance8484 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it was gold
@RFC-3514
@RFC-3514 3 жыл бұрын
Iocane, though (not caine).
@poke-talia268
@poke-talia268 3 жыл бұрын
Inconceivable
@hayzyhorses6899
@hayzyhorses6899 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, it earned them a like right off the bat
@Patrick_Bard
@Patrick_Bard 3 жыл бұрын
@@RFC-3514 right, my mistake
@trollyXD
@trollyXD 2 жыл бұрын
It's calming to hear that people would rather use it for coffee and milk then for poison
@PeterLawton
@PeterLawton 2 жыл бұрын
LOL! As written, you're suggesting being a good host before you kill them.
@asmitaghorai7332
@asmitaghorai7332 2 жыл бұрын
Sure there were such comments, but KZbin prolly just censored them out lmao
@lucam7790
@lucam7790 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it wasn't a typo
@nitroblocker6301
@nitroblocker6301 2 жыл бұрын
The video is 9 mins and 11 seconds long bru
@sashakimknechtinruprecht
@sashakimknechtinruprecht 2 жыл бұрын
Well… with lactose intolerance that can be “funny” too then
@C45p3r
@C45p3r Жыл бұрын
That phonecall at 0:50 was so bad it was good. Impressive. Quality video as always! 👌
@davidgruen7423
@davidgruen7423 3 жыл бұрын
For all of you “what if I cover the wrong hole” folks out there, the bottom hole is not intended to be covered during “normal” use. Always put poison on top and tea on the bottom, reason being the top hole is more ergonomically viable to cover than the bottom. As the poison and tea will mix together in your victim’s cup automatically when you pour them out together, you only need to cover the top hole when serving yourself. I hope it makes sense.
@assertingdominance1759
@assertingdominance1759 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip bro using it will be easier now 😊😊😊
@davidgruen7423
@davidgruen7423 3 жыл бұрын
@@assertingdominance1759 don’t thank me, just hate the guy who threw the instructions away after the box was opened.
@luddity
@luddity 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't do to get it mixed up.
@bibwitheart977
@bibwitheart977 3 жыл бұрын
Adding another reason to always use the top for normal. In every clear pot demonstration you can see some of the top liquid flowing back up the spout and into the bottom after the first pour.
@thanhhoang7335
@thanhhoang7335 3 жыл бұрын
However, isn’t that SUPER risky? Should poison be in the top layer, each time you finish pouring, some amount of poison would easily just flow from the tip back to the normal drink in the layer below. So i think its safer to put the poison in the bottom layer
@d_crown
@d_crown 3 жыл бұрын
I once read about this type of teapot in a chinese historical novel, it was kind of a wonder for me that time, since that type of teapot is available in the ancient time , it is a novel anyway, but it shows the extensive knowledge of the author
@milkoohun
@milkoohun 3 жыл бұрын
omg what book is it? im curious now
@d_crown
@d_crown 3 жыл бұрын
@@milkoohun sorry i don't remember , i read too many novels😰 but it was just mentioned in a few chapters , since historical novels i read usually fulls of plots and drama to kill each other 😅
@milkoohun
@milkoohun 3 жыл бұрын
@@d_crown mhm i love to read them too so i get u !! do you have any recommendations then :>?
@ftfyoungleon
@ftfyoungleon 3 жыл бұрын
@@d_crown could you recommend some really good historical novels you liked? I'm looking for new reads
@cryptobungus5778
@cryptobungus5778 3 жыл бұрын
​@@d_crown 1asd
@denisejasmine9178
@denisejasmine9178 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he just tricked all of us into learning physics.
@ojasvanisaini956
@ojasvanisaini956 2 жыл бұрын
Nice(TT)
@fear7356
@fear7356 2 жыл бұрын
Well this is just school physics
@denisejasmine9178
@denisejasmine9178 2 жыл бұрын
@@fear7356 I took honors physics in high school and all I remember is building a trebuchet. Real world knowledge right there. I would’ve rather learned how to poison people😂
@GabrielusPrime
@GabrielusPrime 2 жыл бұрын
My dad's a teacher, I'll mention it to him...
@quynhchipham9607
@quynhchipham9607 2 жыл бұрын
But more interesting and we get to know how to kill someone (jk)
@helloemilymills
@helloemilymills Жыл бұрын
This is especially interesting because one of my travel mugs doesn't allow me to actually drink my tea. The liquid gets stuck at the mouth of the lid because there's no tiny air hole on the lid (like my other travel mugs have). Unintentional & undesired magic trick 😆
@angelfox8
@angelfox8 2 жыл бұрын
It's physically hurt me to see that teapot broken with a hammer even though I know it's for a reason
@fluffybutt8630
@fluffybutt8630 2 жыл бұрын
such a pretty teapot. wasted.
@lergia
@lergia 2 жыл бұрын
yes :( it looked so cool…..
@hhangiehh
@hhangiehh 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.wyodak2131 we all felt a pain in our heart lol
@riverwolf2889
@riverwolf2889 2 жыл бұрын
I love tea and teapots so that broke me slightly too
@davipenha
@davipenha 2 жыл бұрын
He could open in the middle without mashing with the hammer
@doncarlodivargas5497
@doncarlodivargas5497 2 жыл бұрын
Me: smart enough to understand the principles behind the assassin teapot Also me: not able to remember which hole to cover when I pour myself the tea
@bloxworld6593
@bloxworld6593 2 жыл бұрын
Lol same 😂
@tsckistars
@tsckistars 2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@alekvillarreal3470
@alekvillarreal3470 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@TheMegaPingasMobile
@TheMegaPingasMobile 2 жыл бұрын
"Fuck it I'll just have both"
@zetsu6538
@zetsu6538 2 жыл бұрын
and that's how i caused my own death in that hypothetical scenary
@kellybraun7048
@kellybraun7048 3 жыл бұрын
Where can I get one?! I have plans… No, really. I want to serve two beverages from the same teapot- like startling people by serving coffee and tea from the same pot. Or making a fruit tea in one and a black tea in the other; I like them mixed, but some only like fruit tea and some like their tea bitter. Coffee or tea in one, milk/cream in the other. What else can I mix? Definitely repeating the food coloring trick.
@noobnoobie990
@noobnoobie990 3 жыл бұрын
I love that idea. It makes a good option for the guest👌🏼
@Skalista666
@Skalista666 3 жыл бұрын
THIS is the only essential question.
@themrb5323
@themrb5323 3 жыл бұрын
sureeeeeeeee
@fear3647
@fear3647 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like what an assassin would say 🤨
@darksoulyt1386
@darksoulyt1386 3 жыл бұрын
Same im wondering where
@LordMayorOfDairyBell
@LordMayorOfDairyBell Жыл бұрын
Here's a fun one. I have a pair of reusable water bottles that I used to use for drinking soda. However, when I first started using them for such, the soda keep going up the straws to squirt out the spouts. I found out that the lids had vents with rubber stoppers that acted like a one-way valve meant to allow air while keeping the liquid from spilling out. This was probably added to make the bottles spill-proof but it was causing the gases in my soda to be trapped and force the soda up the straws and out the spouts. I've since remove the rubber stoppers but I've also switched to using the bottles for water like they were meant to. I can image that if I had found a way to seal both the vents and the spouts with soda in them, the bottles would either explode or become pressurized like a normal soda bottle.
@FrozenBusChannel
@FrozenBusChannel 8 ай бұрын
You should put some Mentos in it for extra effect
@cosmicjenny4508
@cosmicjenny4508 3 жыл бұрын
“Well actually it’s the atmosphere pushing the drink up the straw!” “Fair enough. _grabs teapot_ Fancy a drink?”
@AuroraVeil_
@AuroraVeil_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@seanocansey2956
@seanocansey2956 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@filipsperl
@filipsperl 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Maninawig
@Maninawig 3 жыл бұрын
I am reminded of Jackie Chan in Forbidden Kingdom pooring the tea and listening intensely to the ramblings of a child.
@elcucumber2847
@elcucumber2847 3 жыл бұрын
oh hello there beat saber person
@yeejiahong7307
@yeejiahong7307 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Evil Steve, he was really committed to the part. Mad respect
@jorgeluz9560
@jorgeluz9560 3 жыл бұрын
Considering he committed murder, I'd say regular Steve is the Evil Steve one and mustachioed Steve is Good Steve.
@jmchez
@jmchez 3 жыл бұрын
The difference between being committed and being involved is like a ham and eggs breakfast. The chicken is involved but the pig is committed.
@GrinninPig
@GrinninPig 3 жыл бұрын
Poor ol Moldy
@msclrhd
@msclrhd 3 жыл бұрын
Never go up against a scientist when experiments are on the line!
@ELYESSS
@ELYESSS 3 жыл бұрын
He's not evil, he did nothing wrong. It's just regular Steve that's jealous of his glorious moustache.
@kristoferkrus
@kristoferkrus 3 жыл бұрын
"If you cover both holes you get the null drink" seriously made me laugh out loud!
@CommunityGuidelinez
@CommunityGuidelinez 3 жыл бұрын
Thats for the scrubs that don't have their own super cool assassin teapot. "Nope sorry, fresh out mate"
@danielray1484
@danielray1484 3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh cause I have a perverted mind
@mildndr
@mildndr Жыл бұрын
This teapot: **exists** Yor Forger: I'll take your entire stock
@josephyu4439
@josephyu4439 2 жыл бұрын
“If you cover both holes, you get the null drink” Only something a mathematician would say
@johnathanegbert9277
@johnathanegbert9277 2 жыл бұрын
tastes like nothing. *dies*
@yavuz9038
@yavuz9038 2 жыл бұрын
And computer scientists
@Shreyas_Jaiswal
@Shreyas_Jaiswal 2 жыл бұрын
Hehe relatable.
@Charlito33
@Charlito33 2 жыл бұрын
You get /dev/null drink
@SnarkNSass
@SnarkNSass 2 жыл бұрын
This!😂😂😂😂
@evertonc1448
@evertonc1448 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing my memory I would end up forgetting what hole to cover to get the poison and end up poisoning myself like a moron.
@kindoflame
@kindoflame 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good detective story where the villain commits suicide in order to frame the hero for murder.
@Benoit-Pierre
@Benoit-Pierre 3 жыл бұрын
You would compete for Darwin Awards
@demacherius1
@demacherius1 3 жыл бұрын
Id say you wouln't be the first one!
@LiftPizzas
@LiftPizzas 3 жыл бұрын
Just remember: the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
@HeroGuy3
@HeroGuy3 3 жыл бұрын
@@kindoflame I won't say which specific game but this happens in Danganronpa
@kuroshinao
@kuroshinao 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine pouring two different colored drinks as an assassin. You will be like : "I can explain"
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 2 жыл бұрын
Then you are hanged for witchcraft
@nameless1016
@nameless1016 2 жыл бұрын
now i know what my mom used on my dad...deep video.
@mystiekmelody8857
@mystiekmelody8857 2 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@at_l
@at_l 2 жыл бұрын
simple one is tropical flavored and the other one is hawaiian flavor
@Potencyfunction
@Potencyfunction 2 жыл бұрын
Explain what?
@MrHabushi
@MrHabushi Жыл бұрын
Great to see you on Qi with this the other day Steve, as soon as they mentioned the assassin's teapot I thought "They really should have Steve Mould back on for this", and then moments later there you were!
@mellosus1632
@mellosus1632 3 жыл бұрын
Assassin with ADHD: "Wait, did I cover the correct hole?" "What if I poison myself?" "Did I really poison the other liquid?" "Is this the teapot they said?" "Why does it look so strange? They might find it suspicious." "I wish I didn't apply to this..."
@prkp7248
@prkp7248 3 жыл бұрын
I had exactly all those questions in my mind when I watched this video and yes, I have ADHD XDDD
@lonely_saturn
@lonely_saturn 3 жыл бұрын
I have ADHD, and I love this.
@FemkjeMW
@FemkjeMW 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts lol but i don't have ADHD
@glorytoukraine5524
@glorytoukraine5524 3 жыл бұрын
Or basically anybody inexperienced guy, who's fully aware he's handling poison he can't see
@Logan7281X
@Logan7281X 3 жыл бұрын
Yup 👍🏿
@unperrier5998
@unperrier5998 3 жыл бұрын
_"if you want to poison your enemy, I recommend you use liquids of the same color"_ made me laugh
@nate6692
@nate6692 3 жыл бұрын
I also recommend pouring yours first - there was some obvious mixing going on in some of the pours.
@In.Darkness
@In.Darkness 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Don't take any of the shots
@williamstoneman6977
@williamstoneman6977 3 жыл бұрын
Id be the dumbass who forgets that the poison i chose isnt a clear poison and have a very visible difference between the two.
@AirlanggaPhannie
@AirlanggaPhannie 3 жыл бұрын
But then you forget which one your glass...🤣
@Hung_Nguyen_90
@Hung_Nguyen_90 3 жыл бұрын
I can see Mr Bean's version of Assassin make those mistake
@matthewhafner962
@matthewhafner962 3 жыл бұрын
The observer in me was saying "this video is not like most other educational videos on YT. It is all over the place." But then I realized, wait, there's nothing wrong with that. Laser focus, and narrow scope is often *harmful* to education. Education is still communication between people, and engaging communication is almost never narrow scope. This was a great video!
@hadishstreet3066
@hadishstreet3066 3 жыл бұрын
As a physics teacher... Couldn't agree more
@teresawelcome8354
@teresawelcome8354 3 жыл бұрын
But the psychiatrists say adhd is bad...🙄 (Sarcasm)
@stephenolan5539
@stephenolan5539 3 жыл бұрын
There was a BBC show called connections. The show would take two seemingly unconnected topics and show a chain linking them.
@xassassin609
@xassassin609 10 ай бұрын
Imagine somebody trying to assassinate someone with this but makes the poison two different colours, so they don't accidentally drink the wrong one themselves
@Jimboco7654
@Jimboco7654 2 жыл бұрын
Man, imagine messing up the sequence of holes to cover up and not knowing which drink is safe or deadly.
@elfillari
@elfillari 2 жыл бұрын
So I imagined. And what now, Zachary?
@Theocracy8
@Theocracy8 2 жыл бұрын
@@elfillari You're dead!
@drpibisback7680
@drpibisback7680 2 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Bowmer If you've developed an immunity to iocane powder, I believe the correct move is to just pull a Princess Bride and poison both cups with a normal teapot.
@Atypical-0
@Atypical-0 2 жыл бұрын
Take an antidote just in case
@Ignisan_66
@Ignisan_66 2 жыл бұрын
Goteeeem HA!
@goblinkoma
@goblinkoma 3 жыл бұрын
"If you cover both holes you get the null-drink" _happy programmer noises_
@crezychameau
@crezychameau 3 жыл бұрын
My brain went split personnality at this point Was exclaiming "useless cluttering !" and "usefully exhaustive !" at the same time
@TexMechsRobot
@TexMechsRobot 3 жыл бұрын
I spit out my coffee on this line. Dead.
@georgplaz
@georgplaz 3 жыл бұрын
@@TexMechsRobot I hope it was the null coffee. easier to clean
@jojojorisjhjosef
@jojojorisjhjosef 3 жыл бұрын
Also has potential for a sexist joke.
@anlumo1
@anlumo1 3 жыл бұрын
Unhappy programmer noises (the billion Dollar mistake)
@squeezy4951
@squeezy4951 3 жыл бұрын
"If you plan to poison your enemy, I recommend using liquids of the same color " the suggestion though 😂
@michaeljames4875
@michaeljames4875 3 жыл бұрын
He is just demonstrating that two different liquids can be kept inside the teapot
@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljames4875 we know right
@ankavoskuilen1725
@ankavoskuilen1725 2 жыл бұрын
No assassin would have come up with that idea!
@foilhattiest1
@foilhattiest1 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey, how come your tea is a light brown and mine is a bright glowing green?"
@lifeontheledgerlines8394
@lifeontheledgerlines8394 2 жыл бұрын
Also make sure that when the liquids are combined, no pesky precipitates form, always check chemical reactivity beforehand. Learned that one the hard way :)
@BimaKahfi
@BimaKahfi 3 жыл бұрын
Steve: "That's how the Assassin's teapot works." Assassins: *"I am 100% NULL."*
@robbybee70
@robbybee70 3 жыл бұрын
next up from Assassin's version of Q, the assassin's toilet, wont' be pretty but it will get the job done
@rakeshb7378
@rakeshb7378 3 жыл бұрын
Where can i get one
@robbybee70
@robbybee70 3 жыл бұрын
@@rakeshb7378 I mean any assassin's guild should have them in the shop
@jodofe4879
@jodofe4879 2 жыл бұрын
Me: "Thanks for inviting me over for tea!" Host: "No problem." Me: * Sips tea * Me: "That is a really cool teapot by the way." Host: "Thanks, it is an assassin's teapot." Me: * spits out drink *
@Bericula
@Bericula 2 жыл бұрын
Hold on, If you sipped the tea, then talked that means u swallowed the drink.. BUT YOU SPAT OUT THE DRIN- I think im look too much into this
@Pixedex
@Pixedex 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bericula he spitted the leftovers from it
@chuckporter9526
@chuckporter9526 2 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't anyone come over for tea anymore?"
@SINERGYV1
@SINERGYV1 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 you're already dead
@Bericula
@Bericula 2 жыл бұрын
@@PixedexIf there was leftovers then he wouldn't be able to talk
@nobodyjustme7481
@nobodyjustme7481 3 жыл бұрын
*Enemy using assassin's teapot* Me: "Oh look up there, a flying donkey!" [Switching the cups]
@lightsalt8279
@lightsalt8279 3 жыл бұрын
Enemy: "Look at the TV, CNN shows a survey that 100% Americans trust Biden!" [Switching back the cups]
@Stoopid420
@Stoopid420 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightsalt8279 "ok time to drink" **trips and liquid spills into enemy's cup**
@nothingtoseehere6071
@nothingtoseehere6071 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stoopid420 Enemy: aww man, you spilled your drink! You want to have mine? *gives cup to "me"*
@damao_716
@damao_716 3 жыл бұрын
@@nothingtoseehere6071 enemy: c'mon man, drink it *smile and look at you*
@sleepyboio-
@sleepyboio- 3 жыл бұрын
@@damao_716 me: No no no, drink my friend!
@laramatch3285
@laramatch3285 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@FLStelth
@FLStelth 2 жыл бұрын
Note to self: "DON'T drink tea with assassins." Thanks for the knowledge!
@hamiafsarnafis
@hamiafsarnafis 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol only if you're able to identify an assassin 😅
@FLStelth
@FLStelth 2 жыл бұрын
@@hamiafsarnafis Insisting on using their own "special" teapot is the tip-off.
@lggp5351
@lggp5351 2 жыл бұрын
Ehm but what if the assasin is a waitress then you would be f ed up
@FLStelth
@FLStelth 2 жыл бұрын
@@lggp5351 I don't drink tea when out at a restaurant.
@hamiafsarnafis
@hamiafsarnafis 2 жыл бұрын
@@FLStelth yeah you're right...but what if the exterior design is different than this?
@joshuarichards8065
@joshuarichards8065 3 жыл бұрын
I've heard the pot was possibly meant to pour tea and milk seperately, but as humans we love turning anything deadly.
@rizatusz8163
@rizatusz8163 3 жыл бұрын
This doesn’t sound right. This kind of tea pot appears a lot in ancient Chinese, and I believe they don’t drink milk + tea there.
@joshuarichards8065
@joshuarichards8065 3 жыл бұрын
@@rizatusz8163 it was either that or to serve different teas. I've not seen any documents on it intended use.
@swaters5127
@swaters5127 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but sometimes killing an evil ruler is saving lives.
@PhoenixLyon
@PhoenixLyon 3 жыл бұрын
It's just part of our charm. LOL We truly are our own worst enemies.✌😸
@KeaveMind
@KeaveMind 3 жыл бұрын
Humans also like to build deadly things in the first case so I think its actually meant to be an assassination tool.
@karuzelastudio7858
@karuzelastudio7858 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but how do you: 1) pour the liquid in 2) not drive attention to the fact that it's a strange lid-less pot 3) clean it for the next customer?
@wifipigeon01
@wifipigeon01 3 жыл бұрын
Asking the real questions here
@pandakilla4757
@pandakilla4757 3 жыл бұрын
u pour the liquid thru the holes dunno abt everything else tho. maybe a false lid?
@katherinecrombie8809
@katherinecrombie8809 3 жыл бұрын
The 2D version has a compartments above and below each other, but if you remember when he smashed the teapot, they were actually side by side. So, you'd just pour them in the top, one drink in one side and other other in the other side.
@kusanagi-no-tachi5303
@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 3 жыл бұрын
1) Just pour it in. The 2D compartmen is to simplify "how" it looks like, not "what" it looks like; the real deal has 2 chambers side by side. 2) Again, it has a lid. You're thinking about the 2D compartment, not the real deal. 3) Why would you even need to clean it for the next customer unless they want another drink? And even then why not just buy more teapots?
@hellfirepictures
@hellfirepictures 3 жыл бұрын
@@pandakilla4757 spot the person too lazy to watch the vid. 🙄
@T3mplarX
@T3mplarX 11 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie this guy is too smart for me and everytime he's saying so many words my brain keeps shutting down lol Keep up the Good work!
@boRegah
@boRegah 3 жыл бұрын
Steve: There is no poison in there! Don't worry about the poison! There is no poison! Enemy: I'm reassured.
@Colt45hatchback
@Colt45hatchback 3 жыл бұрын
All i can think of is "do you sell poison"
@VectorKappa
@VectorKappa 3 жыл бұрын
@@Colt45hatchback Could it kill a rat? Say, a human sized one, one that looks like this:
@minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287
@minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287 3 жыл бұрын
Enemy: "Oh thank you, I thought there was poison in the kettle and you were about to poison me with a physic-science demonstrated kettle, where you'll have to cover up holes to give different drinks, but since you said there is no poison, I can rest and have a drink, my dude!"
@boRegah
@boRegah 3 жыл бұрын
Just a little side note: Are there many people who get these weird sexual spam posts in the comments of there comments? I'm talking about the post of "B e r k o" . I feel like I'm followed by some bots.
@tarun3661
@tarun3661 2 жыл бұрын
"Assasins's teapot" now being used as magicians' toy. How the times have changed.
@PLAG6411
@PLAG6411 2 жыл бұрын
But they still surprise people.
@riryamoon2315
@riryamoon2315 2 жыл бұрын
that's what a time traveler would say
@Sp3ctralI
@Sp3ctralI 2 жыл бұрын
Knives- now used for cooking and magic tricks
@darthparallax5207
@darthparallax5207 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about poison in any era ever: its kind of like a knife in 2022. It is really dangerous as a surprise but not so much if you think of it. The rational defense if you're being serious is to pull Mad Eye Moody: use your own cup pour your own drink accept no substitute. With a knife, state leaders today have lots of options to avoid being stabbed
@darthparallax5207
@darthparallax5207 2 жыл бұрын
The easiest person to kill is your best friend. They never see it coming because what the hell man.
@michaellinnehan9589
@michaellinnehan9589 3 жыл бұрын
We need a whole line of transparent, two-dimensional-esque containers.
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that Tupperware?
@lordvinduim.ilikebloxycola9861
@lordvinduim.ilikebloxycola9861 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Imaworldstar-jw3yj
@Imaworldstar-jw3yj 3 жыл бұрын
Isupport studied English with this I restarted English after 10 years I am a beginner studying English with asmr. Please come and take a look and .
@ivanstayner8818
@ivanstayner8818 Жыл бұрын
I just want to know how you put the drinks in the diffrent chambers.
@FuncleChuck
@FuncleChuck 3 жыл бұрын
I used to see Steve and think to myself, “Verily, that man is the kind of man with whom I should surely enjoy sharing a beverage” But NO LONGER.
@louisvictor3473
@louisvictor3473 3 жыл бұрын
Well, as long as he isn't the one pouring, I think you should be okay.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
You just have to engage in a battle of wits to deduce whether or not to swap drinks.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about the poison there's no poison
@directrix777TrixieKagami
@directrix777TrixieKagami 3 жыл бұрын
You should be able to share a cup of null just fine
@Bleepbleepblorbus
@Bleepbleepblorbus 3 жыл бұрын
@@berko2076 bot
@dwairr9863
@dwairr9863 3 жыл бұрын
As one in the comments once said: "This is the coolest thing i'll forget about immediately"
@UnboundErik
@UnboundErik 3 жыл бұрын
@King Pistachion ok
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment Original comment kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGjVm3h7oJykb68 Love mother russia. You will see why in a few seconds.
@hollowtrappedinaelevator320
@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 3 жыл бұрын
I literally just saw that quote on a previous video fate has brought me here
@i_am_squishy6230
@i_am_squishy6230 3 жыл бұрын
@White Alliance Dwaine never claimed it as their comment. Btw thanks for the link.
@savannahsteedley4266
@savannahsteedley4266 3 жыл бұрын
The asassins teapot sounds like a nice way to enjoy coffee in the morning. Just put coffee in one side and creamer in the other, and u got urself a nice beverage ^w^
@thebluedrawer7500
@thebluedrawer7500 3 жыл бұрын
Just make sure you don’t cover the wrong hope and down pure creamer
@OMORIWhitespace
@OMORIWhitespace 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebluedrawer7500 h o p e .
@blackdubs5403
@blackdubs5403 3 жыл бұрын
H u m a n i t y r e s t o r e d
@mulindwajoseph5176
@mulindwajoseph5176 2 жыл бұрын
But then it won't be an assassin's pot. Lol
@iBenjamin1000
@iBenjamin1000 2 жыл бұрын
owo
@BijinMCMXC
@BijinMCMXC Жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling me about the assassin’s teapot Steve! Now I have the perfect way to dispatch my enemies 🥰
@itwasfunnyatthetime
@itwasfunnyatthetime 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly even if I did try to use this, I would be way too worried that I'd accidentally poison myself I wouldn't wanna drink anything
@Bolitadewien
@Bolitadewien 3 жыл бұрын
Be confident. Don't worry. The poison look tasty, ins't it?
@travisrolison9646
@travisrolison9646 3 жыл бұрын
Just make sure you pour the non poisoned drink first. Dont wasn't any poison residue in the spout when you pour your drink
@gentrydean3789
@gentrydean3789 3 жыл бұрын
@@travisrolison9646 I wonder if it was customary to pour your guest's cup first though, or if it mattered.
@jonasc1771
@jonasc1771 3 жыл бұрын
Can u pour in the non posion drink for the last but of your target cup . So its already flushed out . Most of it atleast 🤷‍♂️
@jonasc1771
@jonasc1771 3 жыл бұрын
@Kurocon maybe you should question your own intelligence if you take my comment serious .
@annab8801
@annab8801 2 жыл бұрын
We're making teapots in my ceramics class, I'm 100% going to try this
@elsacoleman9982
@elsacoleman9982 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely that would be so cool!
@end11ns.t.11
@end11ns.t.11 2 жыл бұрын
sus
@rodrigoalvarosantosd6892
@rodrigoalvarosantosd6892 2 жыл бұрын
Ayo
@eustacebagge3869
@eustacebagge3869 2 жыл бұрын
Is your teacher still alive?
@starfruitiger
@starfruitiger 2 жыл бұрын
@@elsacoleman9982 unrelated but your username is awesome lol 😋🍅
@echosbento
@echosbento 3 жыл бұрын
I now desperately need an Ace Attorney trial where someone gets poisoned with one of these, preferably a TGA/DGS trial where Sholmes' random weird knowledge is how you figure out what was used
@tigereye16roffel19
@tigereye16roffel19 3 жыл бұрын
YEES that would be so cool! :D And Iris would probably still want one of her own so she can serve her different teas with it.
@TheBaxes
@TheBaxes 3 жыл бұрын
I hope this actually becomes part of another sequel for TGAC. That game is great.
@ladieswithswordsenjoyer5595
@ladieswithswordsenjoyer5595 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally just thinking that
@SailorSerenitySaturn
@SailorSerenitySaturn 3 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@johndan1760
@johndan1760 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@BaldOldGermanDude
@BaldOldGermanDude Жыл бұрын
Your acting on being the poisoned enemy is marvellous!
@adhritgulati6794
@adhritgulati6794 2 жыл бұрын
Other people: an empty glass Steve mould: the null drink I see he is a true optimist
@Budgie13_andCH_yt
@Budgie13_andCH_yt Жыл бұрын
n u l l d r I n k
@francisros9115
@francisros9115 Жыл бұрын
​@@Budgie13_andCH_yt GACHA KID DETECTED
@Random_Idiot69420
@Random_Idiot69420 Жыл бұрын
​@@Budgie13_andCH_yt GACHA KID DETECTED
@panov_michail
@panov_michail 11 ай бұрын
its ✨half full✨, not half empty
@pewgarpolls
@pewgarpolls 10 ай бұрын
@bankleaks1217
@bankleaks1217 3 жыл бұрын
Also, "wrong hole" holds an entirely different meaning in this situation. Also life threatening.
@xaxfixho
@xaxfixho 3 жыл бұрын
@2:34 "why is it putting your finger over different holes causes different liquids to flow out" NSFW!!!
@drewbienewbie03xx81
@drewbienewbie03xx81 3 жыл бұрын
The way my wife reacts I'd say it's life threatening to her...
@davidgruen7423
@davidgruen7423 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why you should read the instructions or use your noodles before using this, I figured it myself as people have always been saying this “wrong hole” bullshit. No you don’t need to worry about the bottom hole, it’s merely acting as a vent during normal use, you always put the poison on top and only covers the top hole when serving yourself, when serving your victim just don’t cover any hole and both the poison and tea will flow out.
@bait5257
@bait5257 3 жыл бұрын
@@xaxfixho wtf
@Anonymous-df8it
@Anonymous-df8it 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidgruen7423 You took him too literally...
@carlz0r
@carlz0r 3 жыл бұрын
Cool teapot, and cool video, but I do take small issue with you saying that you're using your lungs to create the vacuum in your mouth for a straw to work.. that's one way to do it, but it's also a good way to drown. Typically when you drink with a straw, the vacuum is caused by starting with your tongue forward, filling your mouth cavity, then pulling or flexing it backward to create empty space that needs to be filled by whatever can be pushed by atmospheric pressure through the straw. You drink from a straw without moving your diaphragm at all.
@SteveMould
@SteveMould 3 жыл бұрын
Good point
@gterpening
@gterpening 3 жыл бұрын
See Steve's comment about usefulness lol
@prismglider5922
@prismglider5922 3 жыл бұрын
A video trying to make a point about pedantry gets pedant comments. As such with all things.
@jjwubs1638
@jjwubs1638 3 жыл бұрын
'You drink through a straw without moving your diaphragm at all..." except that you are of course allowed to keep on breathing through your nose while your mouth is filling with liquid, so outside of the moments you are swallowing. #multitasking :)
@kauefelipe8579
@kauefelipe8579 3 жыл бұрын
@@prismglider5922 what makes his comment pedantic?
@inmyexpression19
@inmyexpression19 7 ай бұрын
“Is that an assassin’s teapot?” Me: “No!”
@amiahuman
@amiahuman 3 жыл бұрын
0:31 “how did you know which one was poisoned?” “I didn’t, they were both poisoned” nice reference
@nean351
@nean351 2 жыл бұрын
Lo ví cómo 30 veces xd
@LuluAthil
@LuluAthil 2 жыл бұрын
Loved that too! 😂
@Tennysystem
@Tennysystem 2 жыл бұрын
Wondering how many people got that reference
@matthewbush3360
@matthewbush3360 2 жыл бұрын
Love that movie
@amiahuman
@amiahuman 2 жыл бұрын
@@nean351 Mismo. xd
@gladiumcaeli
@gladiumcaeli 3 жыл бұрын
This teapot reminds me of when you put your finger on one end of a straw's hole, and whatever liquid there is in the straw doesn't flow out. So basically this teapot is like having two straws with liquid in them
@kinroga
@kinroga 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@nanajag
@nanajag 2 жыл бұрын
Thats essentially a free body diagram of assasin's teapot in hydraulics.. 😄
@sakamata2588
@sakamata2588 2 жыл бұрын
one with poison
@gabrielshen3299
@gabrielshen3299 2 жыл бұрын
If this explanation was used the video would be over in like 3 seconds lol
@robz6306
@robz6306 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the years I've spent building up my resistance to iocane powder have been wasted
@linyuxuan924
@linyuxuan924 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@liberatordude1988
@liberatordude1988 2 жыл бұрын
You’ll be fine if you don’t get into a land war in Asia…
@linyuxuan924
@linyuxuan924 2 жыл бұрын
@@liberatordude1988 ohh hohohohohoho we will give you a very WARM welcome
@bride4jesus0126
@bride4jesus0126 2 жыл бұрын
Omg Im dying 🤣
@robz6306
@robz6306 2 жыл бұрын
@@bride4jesus0126Dying?! Please tell me you didn't pour yourself a drink from my teapot. I mean it's not going to kill you but it was one part orange juice other part coffee. Def not going to taste good
@alastairleith249
@alastairleith249 Жыл бұрын
Its the same reason there is a hole at the top of a coffee mug you might buy from Costas, as you drink, air has to flow in to replace the space left from the coffee, or the coffee will not come out. As you're sucking from the straw, what you're doing is removing air from it. It is then the atmospheric pressure then pressing on the liquid on the outside that causes the liquid to rise. If you tried it on the Moon without atmosphere, likely it would not work. I hope that helps.
@Thedarkbunnyrabbit
@Thedarkbunnyrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
An important thing to note while watching that is why the chambers are on either side and not on top/bottom in the actual teapot. When he was pouring the blue drink, a little bit of the blue backed up into the yellow when he was done pouring it, and thus ended up in the yellow cup. That means that the top container could never hold the poisoned drink else you'd risk poisoning yourself if you ever had to pour the poisoned drink first. With a left-right division I don't think that'd happen.
@robertgallagher7734
@robertgallagher7734 Жыл бұрын
Probably the left/right division makes it easier to fill too.
@EVILBUNNY28
@EVILBUNNY28 3 жыл бұрын
I want one of these teapots for the sole reason to pour someone a cup of tea, ask if they want milk in it, then proceed use the same teapot to pour the milk.
@sofakingonmynuts1438
@sofakingonmynuts1438 3 жыл бұрын
And then pull a rabbit out of the teapot!
@Anonymous-df8it
@Anonymous-df8it 3 жыл бұрын
@@avw5kt assassin => ass ass in => ass in ass
@najafmohammed4685
@najafmohammed4685 3 жыл бұрын
Target watches this video: I ain't drinking from that teapot. Assasin: *pulls out hidden blade
@neuratlas
@neuratlas 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the most advanced technique, stabbing
@dubstrap6095
@dubstrap6095 3 жыл бұрын
That teapot looks like something that Shao Jun from assassin's creed chronicles would use
@sayospecter6731
@sayospecter6731 3 жыл бұрын
@@neuratlas K N I F E C U L T U R E
@angrytheclown801
@angrytheclown801 11 ай бұрын
I have been wanting one of these for having friends over with hot chocolate. Boiling water in one resevior, milk in the other, watch the confusion build.
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