The Atheist Virgin | Ep. 121 - Lifeline

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[@NSTLgng]

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[@Downes_Indrome]

@@NSTLgng Nice catch

[@josephp8183]

2 minutes of advice, 1 hour of random banter... and I'm here for it

[@teiece7890]

@Ppluvr215Ok boomer you good?

[@den.james1]

Matt LOVESSS the OG Farquaad cut, dude. It gets closer and closer to his earlobes every week. 🧔🏻‍♀️

[@ASHsor]

*original

[@SilencedLamb69]

He is very farquad-esque rn

[@malikd.7306]

That emoji 😂😂

[@jeff8509]

My hair grows Farquadian when it gets long. My girl rips on me until I get a haircut, even though I’m 6’4 yknow.

[@KodyXXVll]

Chris is actually 100% right about the multiple dreams thing. If what Matt was saying was true, then all of my thoughts during the day should be considered one thought until I go to sleep. It’s not. You have multiple, separate, individual dreams with their own completely unrelated scenarios and situations in them. They are not all the same dream.

[@antwone94250]

So I completely agree with you lol, but in order to not be BRM I had to try and make sense of it in my head and the best I could come up with is sometimes a dream is like a movie or regular TV show where it's one connected story, clear beginning, middle and end and sometimes it's like robot chicken where it's an amalgamation of a bunch of different skits in one "show"

[@Downes_Indrome]

@@KodyXXVll Examples of being the same dream: I go out to dinner with someone, then we leave, get in a cab, go somewhere else like a coke den, where instantly a whole new scene starts but I just came from the bar and still with the person. Example of different dreams: I go to dinner with that person. We go out, get in our cars and go to our separate homes. When I walk in the door its not my home and I'm instantly dreaming I walked into a trap set up by the dog catcher, realize I'm a dog. No thought or memory of the person. Seems like a whole new dream. Long way to say I think they can sometimes be a long, constant dream and sometimes new dreams seem to form in the same sleep that are different... I guess? Lol

[@Downes_Indrome]

Actually that last part gave me this idea; Separate or the same running dreams could be defined by your sleep cycles. All dream(s) during one period of being in deep sleep are one dream while coming out of the dreaming phase stops the one dream and a new dream starts when you go back into that cycle. Sorry, maybe I am way too high to write stuff 😅

[@GoingNorthObv]

Matt strikes me as someone that got told he's smart once, so he just took it and ran with it like a kid that got told he was special by his mom.

[@realtyrocker]

Sundays are truly for Lifeline

[@SuperJhue]

I used to feel the same way as the last person until I heard this quote, 'You'll worry less about what people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.'

[@rondoespsych5901]

"Bing bong" on a hat is absolutely insane 🤣

[@dweible]

And yet they still don't have them for sale! 😞

[@oxxyy4009]

Chris's insecure "that's never happened to me, I lay it down" and then proceeds to make it all about him absolutely KILLED me. I was cackling.

[@Handlewithluv]

“… the day he moved out he stopped the lisp” laughed so hard I stopped laughing immediately. Ever done that??

[@Hi2live]

The best thing about Lifeline is missing a whole bunch of shows and just binging the hell out of them later on. Thanks guys!!

[@MikeBites]

100%. Getting close to the current episode, I might start from 1 again to let them stack up again

[@realtyrocker]

It doesn't matter if you KNOW someone lives there or not. It's not your property!!!!! S'MAD FOR YOU DUUUUUUDE

[@amandapandabb]

same same same same same! that one baffled me 🤯

[@mattdelia]

I’m so mad rn. The guy said towels but meant BLANKETS. And I didn’t realize it until I saw the comments. Angry.

[@ohthatmollie]

Chris' "proof is in the pudding" monologue got me. 😂

[@jeff8509]

The first question - towels, dosn’ matta. Blankets? Yes. Thats basically how you tell which side should be at your feet. Like comforters and sheets and shit? You don’t have that tag up in your face when you get comfy.

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

Easy solution to the strangers having a pool in your driveway: CANNONBALL!

[@hyperbaroque]

FIRING UNLICENSED ORDNANCE WITHIN CITY LIMITS $250,000

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

@@hyperbaroque WATCHING THE TRESPASSERS TURN INTO CONFETTI: PRICELESS

[@hyperbaroque]

@@SpaceGhostMars94 VISA: WE MAKE YOUR ADVERTISING DREAMS COME TRUE

[@o00thunderhawk00o]

Just put up a sign . Just says "fuck" in the middle of the driveway.

[@jeremyroberts2614]

I just turned 32 and still live at home and you guys hurt my feelings

[@yansmith9562]

@@jeremyroberts2614 S'incy

[@ptfarm1704]

Get a job. Like 15 years ago.

[@jeremyroberts2614]

@@ptfarm1704 I have one Mr. Farm :(

[@ASHsor]

Everyone lives at home.

[@Briggs-ht1oh]

Homeless people exist

[@brianjenkins5429]

🇧🇷 Just got back from Belo Horizonte, visiting my gf's family and friends. Took me years to find the love of my life. You are younger than Chris (if that's possible) and have soooo much time to find someone. Set up boundaries, choose your next girl. There are a lot of women who would never do that to you. Be patient

[@BTA796]

Just recently broke up with my gf of 4.5 years, so that break up advice hit home. Love you boys, thank you for always making us laugh through the hard times. Life keeps on rippinnnnnnn !!! Bing Bong !!!!!

[@marcosgin777]

The chemistry is so on point in this episode

[@deepseablu91]

I totally agree with Chris about dreams. My entire life, I’ve had multiple dreams some nights and it’s insane when I remember them all. They’re each distinct and totally different and have differing themes. I still love you Matt! BING BONG ❤❤

[@camiiii31]

Matt looks like SUCH a supporting character from the 90s Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold.

[@4Timesdafunky]

I think the first guy meant blankets specifically. He only mentioned towels to describe the tag.

[@barbaranrtrezza210]

That's the first time I have seen another Brazilian in the show/comments Love you Daniel , you will get through it

[@danielstudart2062]

🫶🏼🇧🇷

[@Tytyyorkie]

He was talking about a blanket and yes, he’s right lol

[@mattdelia]

Whoa. Yr right!!!

[@hannahbw8329]

Agree.

[@bsfunk44]

He said towels before he said blankets

[@chandlerwilloughby4843]

This podcast sounds like Three co workers waiting for the technical difficulties to be resolved

[@robertjchoi5012]

Matt is actually really well spoken and doesn’t trip up with umms of uuhhhs. Hadn’t noticed it / took it for granted before Chris said it

[@evaninboots]

Wow Chris almost got as mad about Matt's dream take as he did when Bryan Callen talked about glycogen

[@carriemroczkowski9409]

Love Matt’s “Bing Bong” hat. That should be printed on everything!

[@mattdelia]

🤣

[@yansmith9562]

Long live Lifeline!🤗

[@ndawg8168]

"and they can just be bangarangin and mommy and daddy won't even know" was so slept on 44:57

[@Stefanya-y6c]

I play you guys on speaker around the house. You’re my buddies! I join the conversations! 😂 I answer and argue too! 😂😂😂😳🤷🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[@JordanBradt]

Matt is wrong about dreams. Humans only dream during certain phases of the sleep cycle. Given that the brain enters and exits different phases of the sleep cycle several times per night, it is entirely possible to have several distinct dreams. The fact that Chris had several dreams after taking medication to induce deeper sleep supports the idea of him having entered and exited the phases conducive to dreaming several times.

[@jaredhardies5358]

Yes got out of that one

[@levi9193]

Visiting the states I noticed a lot of people do blatant asshole things and they just rely on the fact that other people can't or won't cause the hassle necessary to stop them. I was actually shocked because where I come from everyone is super self aware and courteous of the people around them, not looking for every little excuse to take advantage of them.

[@conradbarrett6]

I hope more people start viewing this podcast it really is a great podcast

[@totalSLACK]

Haribo© chewy&crunchy berries & sour fizzy colas... best gummi combo ever.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

BING BONG! Matt's cut is getting wild!!! GOT'OUTTA THAT ONE!!!

[@leifer5604]

It makes no sense to say that one dream is your entire sleep because you only dream in REM sleep and you go in and out of REM sleep each sleep cycle multiple times without waking up often so no to that Also an Atheist does believe in something. An atheist believes that there is no Gd- as opposed to an agnostic person who does not believe anything decidedly but is unsure.

[@LoneWolfDion]

Best refutation of Chris dream argument is to use a movie. A movie has different scenes characters etc but it's still considered one movie.

[@Ashmatthewsmusic]

Except when your dreams have different plot lines, characters, and settings. Like separate movies while still sleeping. I see both sides and I can’t decide which side I’m on lol

[@LoneWolfDion]

@@Ashmatthewsmusic there's loads of movies like that too, hyperlink cinema.

[@jordanheimer774]

It's pretty cool that Matt knows that there is nothing between Phoenix and Flagstaff. I live in Phoenix, used to live in Flagstaff. And. that drive sucks.

[@ThatBoyBent]

There's a bunch. Sedona and other great little towns. Not cities Flagstaff is like a really big town. Not much of a city

[@mattdelia]

Honestly? Thank you for flagging this.

[@jordanheimer774]

@@mattdelia thanks for replying!

[@marysue3164]

37:50 Matt not wearing hat 38:03 camera clicks back to Matt who's suddenly wearing hat.

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

To the guy from Brazil with the girlfriend who moved to canada.... I was in a very similar situation. I wish I had something good to say but that just sucks. That sucks so much. I feel for you. You'll get over it but damn dude that's harsh. You'll definitely get over it though so just look forward to that I guess? It wasn't meant to be. Someone who do that to you wasn't meant for you. You seem like a cool guy and you're very young you'll find someone better

[@danielstudart2062]

Thanks man!

[@pb6270]

Its amazing how many people will go through their whole lives thinking it just takes a few hours for food to pass through your digestive system. It's way longer than that folks.

[@baddcheeta.]

17:23 soo many friends (too many) 😂😂

[@Chris-P]

I pictured callen in place of Calvin during that story, made PERFECT sense.

[@friendlypup5650]

‘Rather be’ is such a good song, man

[@Downes_Indrome]

I can attest to Private Record being awesome! Interview with someone who lived with a cereal kHiller a week or two ago. Blew my mind! Great job on the questions you asked Matt. Thank you for the effort every week everyone ❤😊

[@SupergoodStudios]

Rock on!

[@jo5hy]

matt came in hot this ep 😂😭

[@BeefChocolate]

He guy about the towel tags I think he’s talking about blankets and so you know which side is for your feet so you don’t smell your own toes

[@DaLilVivi96]

Omg when they start arguing about the candies topic 🤣

[@nutellanebula]

Matt is never wrong and Chris is never on track 😅

[@biupS]

Buy an old car with no visible registration, remove all the vins, and park it RIGHT next to the hydrant in your driveway to block everyone

[@MaxK-ii7bn]

My sleeping disorder left me for Chris and Matt frfr

[@teejay3698]

Title made me laugh😂💀

[@davidchelepyan5233]

Calvin stories are the best man. Remind me of my little one. 😆

[@meggiemegggs]

Same❤❤❤❤

[@DrDoeg]

There were Jews and Germans in Brazil BEFORE WW2

[@mnlange]

holy shit i think the same way as the first guy i thought it was just me .. i have a tag on an eddie bauer blanket and i make sure the tag is by my feet every time i use it

[@dweible]

Now come on.... you're wearing a Bing Bong hat but there's still no Bing Bong merchandise. We need it. We want it!

[@Duna_TV]

22:15 didn’t give this guy is own chapter, Juan fire…guy is living an A24 horror movie.

[@xDMG15x]

Australian guy, when people buy electronics i am stoked when i get an autistic salesperson because i assume they wont lie to me and they know what they’re talking about. Talking to different people every day in a retail position changes your personality and charisma for the better and it doesn’t take long to build confidence. Also, lemme get a discount ey? Where u working at? 😅

[@ABNMPmama]

I cackled so hard during the first submission doing my nighttime chores on the farm that I woke my rooster up, and he started crowing at me. Good news: I think the coyotes are staying away tonight. 😂

[@mattdelia]

LOLLLLL laughing so hard you woke your rooster up. That’s high praise tbh.

[@dvduadotcom]

Matt using a thousand words when you can just say, it was a lesson.

[@777chameleon]

hell yeah dude best way to start my birthday with some lifelines so foreign

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

Happy birthday duuuude

[@mattdelia]

Happy Birthdays!

[@deaconddd]

New York dude needs tot put up a fence in his driveway asap.

[@CR_22]

“Shirts and dreams” print that shirt asap 😂

[@Dmg6um]

14:52 Matt breaking out in song over how he talks sent me 😂

[@DaLilVivi96]

Chris is annoying when he breaks out into song, but when Matt does it, it's so adorable, lol 🥰

[@camiiii31]

Matt's haircut is so kooky

[@joestandley8487]

Eyyyyesss here we gooo babies🎉

[@FanYarnla]

45:53 real quick - for some people they fall on hard economic times or struggle with mental illness. I was on my own as soon as I turned 18, I’m 28 now and had to move back into my parents due to focusing on my health and being laid off. So I don’t think there’s a hard and fast age

[@christianc.2664]

Brazilian guy is prime example of why if you are in a committed relationship that A) you don't let your girl take trips without you and B) they can't have male friends. Set boundries and if she can't respect it then you dodged a bullet and you move on. Bright side is you are Brazilian in Brazil, find a new girl.

[@doublet_inthemorning]

Wow. Sounds like any women who moved on from you dodged a fucking bullet. Bro they’re not pets, wtf 😂

[@christianc.2664]

@@doublet_inthemorning you're a beta. Women can do whatever they want. But I'm not going to sit back and be this Brazilian guy and have my heart broken because I didn't set boundaries. My wife gets it. That's why we have a happy marriage.

[@doublet_inthemorning]

@@christianc.2664 you sure know a lot about me. You fragile “alpha” males are always the first to snap. I’m sure your wife gets a lot of words in between the rounds of you beating her. Hope you let her see the sun without your supervision too. 🤡

[@brianchacon6208]

I'm wondering when Matt goes to jiffy lube to get his hair cut, if they also change his oil.😅 he gets that synthetic blend in his hair. Bing bong!😂

[@timothyrusinko8882]

I need Matt at 15:05-15:12 as a ring tone

[@EricFlores559]

Yes, you can have multiple dreams during a single sleep

[@AshtynBrooks-b1l]

Sunday Lifeline day EEEEYYYYESSSS!!!!

[@ianoverton4158]

need the bing bong hat asap

[@HextozaGaming]

To the breakup guy you're better off, dodged a bullet with this one, she belong to the skreets... Move on and make sure to recognize these patterns with future chicks. Also, if your girlfriend has a guy friend.... s'deeper aaand s'trouble.

[@conradbarrett6]

Matt is turning into a skinny white version of Erik griffin am I crazy

[@605gbird]

You know what Sundays are for

[@tannerbryantt2747]

Chris Delete’a lmao 😂

[@leondohrman887]

Matt’s hair is eh’ s’Bad. And as someone who can’t have long hair because it’s all wavy and frizzy when it gets too long… I’m pissed. You’re blessed with great hair Matt, and you cut it like that?? No

[@Queenybabyy]

Sour candy gummies 💖💖💖

[@ivan8087]

Chris is right about the dreams thing Matt is wrong

[@teiece7890]

Yup

[@rplgrime8006]

I agree Matt's openings are very annoying... but I can't stop anticipating them and enjoying the ride!

[@alexisnaranjo]

Chris dreams in jump cuts like his bad movies he recommends to people

[@foggyvhs8790]

caring if the towel tag touches your upper body is wild

[@martinsodero9729]

Thanks man, you guys are the shit.

[@larryrickmann3326]

You go in and out of rem sleep,(when you dream)all night long. You CAN have multiple dreams during an entire night of rest.

[@GKTorn.]

I watched a few episodes of "Mortal Kombat: Conquest" on HBO the other day because it's the worst thing I've ever seen. I mean, I couldn't stop laughing. Can't wait to watch more. For the algo.

[@JamieMcgee518]

I have new neighbors that party every weekend and play music till 3 a.m. ... Getting bad neighbors is random luck.

[@Frenchie_007]

You have my sympathy my friend. I used to live in a condo and feel your pain. I now live in the country and the quiet is simply paradise.

[@allisonalbert6320]

Check if there are noise laws in your state. In mine, it's 10pm-8am. They have to be quiet between those times. Or you can call the cops. Surr you can think I'm a Karen but if it harms you're health, you should so something about it.

[@amandazago4508]

My husband always puts the blanket on the bed with the tag by our heads. Divorce.

[@MichaelOslanzi-it6lu]

100% the tag faces down/away from your body it’s an absolute proven science

[@teiece7890]

I completely agree with towel guy

[@austinflynn5374]

When an unstoppable Mach 11 madness meets an immovable booyah booyah aaaaaaaaaaand BOOYAH

[@Will_S9]

Funny how they didn’t do a movie analogy when talking about dreams

[@tyharris14]

Chris is right about dreams

[@nathanbiddulph4339]

Sam from Montreal looks like Mario if he was calling from inside the pipe 😂

[@trishm142]

58:53 so true 👏🏼

[@jupiter1664]

There are plenty of good coffee shops between Phoenix and Flagstaff

[@mattdelia]

I stand corrected.

[@noah-xl1gd]

so what if you have a dream, wake up, go back to sleep and back into the same dream?

[@ivan8087]

The guy from the tags submission meant it for like blankets or sheets not towels wtf

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Chris literally went Terrance Howard dreams