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@MrChoobsabre5 ай бұрын
Join is hmmmmmm
@TheO5Council5 ай бұрын
@hikelfin5941 OK, I'm only commenting because KZbin for some reason. Keep son suggests to me. This whitewashed piece of s*** but I just wanna say this guy. I forgot what his name is. The host of the show is so dumb. That if you were to drink a shot for every time you said dude, everyone would die from alcohol poisoning cause is vocabulary so limited, He's a imbecile A fool A dunce a ninny A douchebag Scumbag Retarded retardo
@Thekaylakeating5 ай бұрын
And he’s a comedian too so that’s why I see him often at open mics
@TylerG693 ай бұрын
Must be Chris’s “media team”
@jakerodgers4055 ай бұрын
I'm with Chris had no idea what BFG is until Matt explained it and Schindler's List is a classic
@abigailreed77075 ай бұрын
About the dreaming one- your brain will process things during your dreams that you don’t process during your every day life. It does not mean you’re doing anything wrong. You’re just processing, and there’s no need to dissect it! Eventually it will go away! I had random dreams about my unresolved previous relationship for awhile after it ended and I neverrrr thought about him during the day. Eventually it stopped! :) hope this helps!!
@yeehawpartner5 ай бұрын
guys… i’ve had “do my shtuff” stuck in my head all week and when i saw the name of this weeks vid i was like yyyyyyesssss dude!!! 💪🏼 we’re all doing our shtuff
@steveABCDEFG3 ай бұрын
I had the same thing happen when I saw the episode go live. Didn’t get to watch it until today but… was “do my shtuff” still in my mind for months at this point? Yyyyyyessssdude it was and did I search for this episode “lifeline do my shtuff”? Also yyyyesssdude
@christopherhawkins36005 ай бұрын
FYI: Her Houston wedding day was 101° followed by heavy flooding.
@halenterrana86735 ай бұрын
The question I needed an answer too lol. Appreciate the update 😂
@bryanbryan61085 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha thank you for that
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
LOLLLLLL see!
@SeanDuffield5 ай бұрын
I manifested it for her.
@Drummerman025 ай бұрын
2:32 hat switch was stealth af, Matt’s a hit man
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
Someone finally onto me!
@DocFleg5 ай бұрын
This comment caused me to go back and discover that there were three or four hat changes. I was living a confortable lie... and now I dont know who I am anymore. Also the Orion home video hat is 👌
@jellyrollfan935 ай бұрын
To the girl with trouble with her future in-laws, welcome to the club. We can’t choose all of our family. My in-laws are older and are money hungry kinds of people. I’ve never felt like I could be myself and have even drank too much to loosen up. Please always be yourself. Everyone deserves respect, but so do YOU! Try to have the best time you can have. I enjoy the food, my husband, and the fact that they live states away. Just keep doing you, true acceptance may never happen but that’s okay! Sending love. ❤
@StevenMnemonic5 ай бұрын
I am a First Nations Canadian "Indigenous" person and I have no idea what they're calling us these days and it's hard to keep up honestly. Thanks for the laugh guys. I was perfectly fine with Indian but now if you Google Indian you're gonna get an East Indian. I want Indian back.
@deepseablu915 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh - the guy talking about movies and music at the end… I think that ALL THE TIME. I never put words to it. I totally agree with him. I want to know what the person who created it was thinking.
@HunterLikesSoda5 ай бұрын
my favorite thing every sunday is fast forward through chris' tour dates
@ChildishGambeaner5 ай бұрын
Fax
@xannyisland5 ай бұрын
58:20 dude “a bigger Honoré de Balzac” was hilarious
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@CocosPlayound5 ай бұрын
She changed the weather to a hurricane 😂
@melp7235 ай бұрын
Chris’ hair looks amazing in this ep. 11/10! ✨
@emilyhenderson17405 ай бұрын
Asking straight guys if they believe in manifesting is crazy 😂😂😂
@seijunsejuki5 ай бұрын
The red-headed lady who called in gave me an idea: Just as a change of pace, they should have people call in and offer advice to other people, and then Chris and Matt can rate the advice that was given.
@coltondery35265 ай бұрын
Worlds youngest men are back for some advices.
@enc695 ай бұрын
No one has ever been younger
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
Sometimes a comment is 100% accurate. And sometimes a response to that comment is also 100% accurate. Thank you.
@bsfunk443 ай бұрын
Saying "advices" is so fucking cringey
@propanaughtygeez82875 ай бұрын
With the dream one: Don't tell your boyfriend about it because there's no point because he could think you're bringing it up because you think it means something and it doesn't mean anything, it's a dream. A normal, natural, subconscious process that happens. Unless you actually did think it means something, which would be what? That you like this other guy more than your boyfriend? So you're going to break up with your boyfriend? I'm guessing probably not. I would hope he would come to the same logical conclusions but I'm just showcasing how it's pointless.
@animetivational5 ай бұрын
"Woman have to many options" 15:00 I was waiting patiently for chris to finish "pass up on um like John Stockton" 😅
@CR_225 ай бұрын
Matt lost it on the weather video 😂
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
Hahahahaa I really truly did.
@ChildishGambeaner5 ай бұрын
@@mattdelia That chick is a nut case. The worst kind too because she seemed normal at first
@telepathy905 ай бұрын
“World chocolate day for the fats”😂😂
@Rob_editsalot5 ай бұрын
Chris' hair is a 9.5
@brianchacon62085 ай бұрын
Or a 10w40😂
@Getyoahh5 ай бұрын
It’s a 10 easily, idk how it can get better than this episode
@rickydezzer39815 ай бұрын
It's a 9.4, the back needs taking down at the bottom by around 2mm
@westernpop40905 ай бұрын
Or 19 out of 20.
@Getyoahh5 ай бұрын
@@westernpop4090 classic
@NebulasBeyond5 ай бұрын
I love that whenever I open the KZbin app on Sundays Lifeline is going to be the first video.
@g32.recitales5 ай бұрын
Going backwards snapping fingers is crazy good.
@baddcheeta.5 ай бұрын
The chairs are squeaky ha?? 😂😂
@august63895 ай бұрын
Love Matt's hats
@Jennifer-i3b9q5 ай бұрын
love Matt's everything
@slimjadeyyy5 ай бұрын
same
@lukef93125 ай бұрын
Two funniest men on the planet
@nutellanebula5 ай бұрын
The best podcast ever ❤❤❤
@PS3rocks095 ай бұрын
Chris is just like us.. quoting Kendrick lyrics for the past 2 months 😭
@bryanbryan61085 ай бұрын
It’s time for runkin’ Lifeline!
@deepseablu915 ай бұрын
I love you guys ❤❤ & Matt, your hat in the beginning was everything 😂 Btw, the ONLY reason I know of BFG is because whenever the commercials came on for the movie, I thought “Big Fucking Giant”; I literally thought that’s what it stood for lmaoooo
@Andeezy935 ай бұрын
CAPITAL-V neck shirt
@An93la.5 ай бұрын
See you later this month Chris! So excited Taking the hubby !! Laugh factory here we come!! bayyyyyybeeeeeeeeeee
@AFriendOfYours05 ай бұрын
“I don’t care if we go on another date, I have Xbox” 😂😂
@tedowf5 ай бұрын
Matt with the mad hatter vibes all ep. 😂😂😂
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
LOL
@foggyvhs87905 ай бұрын
“”I do.” Is what they’re gonna say when you ask if they have swamp ass.” How did you guys move on so quickly after that 😂
@MikeBites2 ай бұрын
29:33 Chris’ level of stress 😂😂😂😂
@emmsiesbutterfly3 ай бұрын
Great episode lads! Plus I love the word ' hectic ' it's one of my favourite words!
@DoggiePaws5 ай бұрын
Kind of sucks how every conversation goes to “ we’ll talk about it on luxury “
@SupergoodStudios5 ай бұрын
It's called marketing ever heard of it
@goodboysongs5 ай бұрын
@@SupergoodStudios haha. Slammed ya
@goodboysongs5 ай бұрын
But yeah, Lifeline is an advice show. The half hour long random ramblings happen on luxury. It’s always been that way. Otherwise they’d never get to the advices.
@googleedood97215 ай бұрын
SlaaaAAaaaam 🎉 That's one more for the Boys! 😆
@mikezappulla40925 ай бұрын
@@hikelfin5941cool.
@franciscod59875 ай бұрын
Happy Sunday y’all!!! Time for lifeline, let’s gooooo! Gonna be a great week 😤
@trishm1425 ай бұрын
41:08 Chris hit the nail on the head 👏🏼👏🏼 I’m 39 and it happens to me and it’s exactly that Chris! Eeeyesssss got out outta that one!
@slimjadeyyy5 ай бұрын
to the sweet lady who called about manifestation. I believe that your mindset about your wedding day will matter, and I think you can ask for a clear sunny day and envision that, but I also think its important that you go in with the mindset of being grateful no matter what the weather is and being ready to adapt to any weather in order to make your day as enjoyable and memorable as possible
@nettle970085 ай бұрын
44:21 All we can do is live our lives to the fullest Steven.
@tuesgayy5 ай бұрын
By far the funniest episode
@JasonLitman5 ай бұрын
59:37 Roald Dahl innit 😂
@patzimmusic5 ай бұрын
y'all speak the truth
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
@AlexWolstencroft5 ай бұрын
RIP Dan
@DimesReynolds5 ай бұрын
How many hats does Matt bring to the studio? There's 4+ hat changes on this episode
@AirDwindler4025 ай бұрын
As many as he wants 🤷♂️🤷♂️
@jua-rez5 ай бұрын
One of the funniest Old-Person things my dad said was when he thought Beavis & ButtHead was called Beavis & Philbert 🤷🏼♀️….. Also my friend’s mom used to call Cinnabon the “Cinnamon Bun.” WTF???
@LedaSBotelho5 ай бұрын
Schindler's List is a classic!!! Also wanted to add that adding s's to words drives me bananas! I guess one difference between Chris and myself.
@Aries003245 ай бұрын
Women DO NOT have so many options 😂😂
@CR_225 ай бұрын
The S’s caller’s mom sounds dyslexic 😂
@OpenMicHeroes5 ай бұрын
Matt needs to get the hysterectomy girl on The Private Record.
@judythruiz66435 ай бұрын
LMAO "bro you are so out of line" ... Chris was right wtf is BFG? I'm 35 and have no idea what that is but I know Schindler's List cause it's an obvious classic😅 Got Chris outta that one ! 💪
@LM-ck5gl5 ай бұрын
When I was eight years old a neighbor boy said old timers and I felt in that moment it was his parents telling him that’s what it was called. I did not correct him.
@HUSHMONEYBAND5 ай бұрын
46:01 hahaha such a brother moment
@FettyMercury5 ай бұрын
This might be the closest Chris has been to a perfect hair score. If it’s not a 10 it’s a 9.8.
@Jennifer-i3b9q5 ай бұрын
correct
@jasonwalz5 ай бұрын
George C Scott was in the Changeling. Easy to mix the two up
@ronicasmith39565 ай бұрын
Matt loves his parents more than Chris. Maybe that’s why he is cuter
@95Bonham5 ай бұрын
Loved seeing you at Gale’s man. Their roasted chicken is unmatched 💪🏻
@Downes_Indrome5 ай бұрын
Finally... something good is on 😊
@sarahschlaefer34535 ай бұрын
I love Rear Window and I love that you know that movie.
@Downes_Indrome5 ай бұрын
15:30 I can be a little too sensitive compared to other many guys but I have never had to have an "I don't care" attitude. Some women want their men to be honest and also talk about how they feel, as opposed to being stoic and shutting down whenever the woman brings up her own - or his -feelings. SuRpRiSe, HuMaNs ArEn'T aLl ThE sAmE 😂
@144SLRP5 ай бұрын
I love the original omen, and The First Omen was pretty good I enjoyed it
@Jleon19835 ай бұрын
You don't always eventually find someone. I'm 40 and can't. But that's probably because I'm strange. Lol. 😂😂
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
You’re 40 not 80! Cmon now!
@Jleon19835 ай бұрын
@@mattdelia I just don't see it happening now. I'm too wrecked.
@bellefleur63005 ай бұрын
Word
@ChildishGambeaner5 ай бұрын
A family friend was like that for a looooong time. Home/room bound, on disability, was overweight and just recently came out of that hole and found someone without even looking. It's possible
@tylerlocke37765 ай бұрын
I agree with Chris about the Schindlers list thing. Had 0 clue what bfg was.
@jellyrollfan935 ай бұрын
21:15 not old timer’s disease lmao 💀
@marniebrimhall9865 ай бұрын
Great ep!!!! 😂😂😂❤ thank you
@cholero10195 ай бұрын
I knew what BFG was immediately after Matt mentioned it, but i think Schindler's List is still more relevant in the present day
@ukemisan14165 ай бұрын
Chris.... The hair is 10/10 🎉
@pcbluepunk5 ай бұрын
“Schindler’s Lists?”
@ZimaBlue12255 ай бұрын
Love you guys love the show... ep is way to loud.... catchya next week. 😅
@CR_225 ай бұрын
Travis Kelce calling in was crazy 😂
@djordan225 ай бұрын
10 min in and Chris already getting his colon cleaned.
@bryanbryan61085 ай бұрын
The (barely) voice changer isn’t gonna hide your message from your boyfriend lol he’s known you for years. He knows your cadence and more importantly your story.
@SolomonFuller5 ай бұрын
July 6 in Houston, 82 in the morning, 90 during the day, 75 in the evening. She didn’t manifest it, but the evening was close. A hurricane is a day away so it cooled things down
@jrmne61985 ай бұрын
I only know what Schindler‘s list is because I hear people on podcasts talk about it, but I’ve never seen it. But I know what BFG is.
@AJRprods5 ай бұрын
As a 26-year-old, I know both BFG and Schindlers List
@Blakieelliott5 ай бұрын
The BFG 😂😂
@conradbarrett65 ай бұрын
31 yrs old and obviously know of schindlers list but had no idea what BFG was
@joestandley84875 ай бұрын
Oh we’re locked in babies🥸
@jarrettthomas48655 ай бұрын
Lucas is going to bring up your dad liking chocolate at your next gig Chris 😂
@teiece78905 ай бұрын
I love this show
@melp7235 ай бұрын
It’s crazy to think anyone wouldn’t know what the BFG or Shindler’s List are, but judging by the submissions, I’m easily 20+ yrs older than most viewers. 😬
@mattdelia5 ай бұрын
Same
@shaunkeating92885 ай бұрын
That caller "Kayla Keating" MAY be related to me😂🤷🏽♂️
@LifeRips-j2c5 ай бұрын
Never in my life have I known anyone who thought that it was old timers disease!
Checking what the temperature was on 6th in Houston 96 and thunderstorms
@seanrobertson46563 ай бұрын
I’m 33 & I’ve seen BFG, and still haven’t seen Schindler’s List.
@baddcheeta.5 ай бұрын
Matt s’inquisitive
@777chameleon5 ай бұрын
can’t wait to watch Stars War and findings nemos
@cameronmeath69935 ай бұрын
Matt is only wrong about 10% of the time but when he is, he's completely off the deep end wrong. People being more familiar with BFG than Schindler's list is on par with the "Ho ho ho is not santa laughing" claim
@joshuaroach18345 ай бұрын
An Alien Nation reference! 😂
@oliverandreaskindmellado44675 ай бұрын
The hair of cris 10/10 looks like old time, like cleaner 👀
@Sojaysquad225 ай бұрын
59:04 😂 I want a big fuckin giant shirt , tell your merch team to make it happen.
@texthetransmuter5 ай бұрын
sunday, bloody sunday
@MeaningSeekerPod5 ай бұрын
Great bros 🤙🤙
@tashineary14175 ай бұрын
Ngl I’d say I know BFG better than Schindler’s list