"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed"

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[@Collin4486]

MSWGA

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

Collin sponsoring every single video

[@av_oid]

I bought that as a red hat straight after The Last Jedi. I wore it to TROS. Jinxed it.

[@zkqtarq]

LMSWGA*

[@HeavensSword]

Thank you

[@iantejadaellefsen390]

First oder is watching yo

[@Thewinners-circle]

Somehow Donald Trump returned

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

His first term didn’t need a sequel, it ended perfectly. But Disney _has_ to keep milking the franchise as long as the consoomers are willing to fork over money for red hats and trading cards.

[@neilpemberton5523]

​@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive it would have ended perfectly if he had been convicted in the Senate. And no, that's not the Senate in Star Wars, but the actual US Senate.

[@lye-kf2ho]

​@@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassivelet's hope the milked sequel will be as funny as the original

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

@@lye-kf2ho The first term was already full of cringe Disney humor and implausible moments that killed my suspension of belief. They need to hire better writers.

[@matthewwhitted4641]

God protected him

[@antleredbubble]

2 elderly people dueling in the senate is essentially our actual reality

[@notafraidofchange]

Why yes it is, Senator Amidala!

[@antleredbubble]

@@notafraidofchange “It is clear to me now that the republic no longer functions”

[@quinnjackson9252]

Nah, Trump has definitely never been to the Senate, too boring for him.

[@wanderer3004]

And yet it's the only two choices available.

[@salami99]

the parallels are uncanny

[@RobertMalachowski]

Kathleen Kennedy, YOU’RE FIRED!

[@idcproductions56]

It almost makes pro Darth Trump

[@seanpgallagher22ify]

That is unifying.

[@AlexJones-ex8ox]

Trump: Wromg.

[@jayedatredes2890]

Unfortunately, she literally has a "you can't fire me" clause in her contract. WTF....

[@alesksander]

@@jayedatredes2890 really? who tf would sign that wtf

[@emcmanamna]

I love democracy.

[@officialvallen]

I love the Republic.

[@quinnjackson9252]

@@officialvallen I love the Senate!

[@Диментор]

​@@quinnjackson9252I am the Senate!

[@CYbeRuKRaINiaN]

​@@Диментор Kamala Harrindu: Not yet.

[@spiffygonzales5160]

​@@90139 *Autistic screeching

[@antleredbubble]

“At last, the liberals are no more..” -Darth Trumpious

[@tannerplummer1996]

“Not if anything to say about, I have.” -Master Joe-da

[@scottski02]

​@@tannerplummer1996 "At an end, your....uh....Medicare...is."

[@Hanoua2]

@@scottski02 **when Darth Trump tries to run away** Master Joe-da: "C'mon man"

[@MrPremium183]

2 top comments good job 👍

[@antleredbubble]

@@Hanoua2 “You will not stop me, Darth Desantis will become more powerful than either of us!” (Wasn’t sure who else to put 😭)

[@hhattonaom9729]

Master Joeda...you survived.

[@timewarpdrive77]

Its Joever

[@quinnjackson9252]

Not if any malarkey I HAVE!

[@who-ny5oe]

Surprised?

[@PrakashSaturday-nr7by]

​@who-ny5oe Darth Trumphous- Your arrogance blinds you master Joe-da, now you will experience the true power of my policies!!!

[@swellerferret2506]

⁠@@PrakashSaturday-nr7byat last the democrats are no more.

[@WindusWaiter]

"I have just discovered the terrible truth. I think Palpatine is Donald Trump." "Donald Trump?!?"

[@tannerplummer1996]

“Yes. The orange one we’ve be looking for.”

[@lieutenantwolf5437]

@@tannerplummer1996”Are u sure?”

[@machineguncrally7020]

‘Take a seat. Young BideWalker

[@dimastyrkas]

@@lieutenantwolf5437Absolutely. He knows the ways of the Force. He’s been trained to use the dark side

[@lieutenantwolf5437]

@@dimastyrkas “then our worst fears have been realised we must move quickly if the US government is to survive.”

[@aeiouy7708]

An assassin named Crooks WOULD be something that only George Lucas would do.

[@-CrimsoN-]

It would be something like "Jedi Master Asasanin Kkrooks"

[@TheRealDoggoCEO]

Crooks G'unn

[@thehiders5672]

or J.K. Rowling

[@lexdeobesean]

Adsassin Cr' oux

[@Practitioner_of_Diogenes]

The fact you're not wrong makes it funny.

[@ZackTheAuditor]

"So this is how the Disney era dies? With a Thunderous applause.."

[@MikolajNieswiety]

That's not surprising.

[@richardzaloudek8208]

This is what happens if Elon Musk buys Star Wars or something And will lead to the Original trilogy irl

[@SuperAnime4444]

Finally

[@paulinasoto2553]

Beautiful

[@buddyboyingtonesq.231]

More like with screeching and crying and multi-color hair rage.

[@HellaSmokinGMA]

How could you make something so controversial, but so funny?

[@jkgaming0565]

How is this controversial? Trump is a great President, and Kathleen Kennedy sucks. End of story

[@quinnjackson9252]

Only Jarjar could create such an abomination!

[@gdbssa]

First time seeing a sithpost?

[@TheToymaker0]

I know right😂

[@ssandjuro]

I'm so glad he made this. This scene was the FIRST thing I thought of when this happened!!

[@abcav297]

"We need to build a ball." -Darth Twittous

[@nt4136]

ahh Darth Twittous a brother of Biggus Diccus if I recall

[@LifeEnjoyer-jo6yb]

@@nt4136I have a friend in Rome named biggus diccus.

[@Jonathan-A.C.]

A ball, lololol

[@selalewow]

Okay, that caught me by surprise 😂

[@raoulduke344]

​@@Jonathan-A.C.Space Ball(s)

[@arcturus4762]

This just made me notice how slowly Palpatine speeks compared to Trump

[@RandoGrunt]

I noticed it too lol. Must’ve been the AI program but I was like “Hey he normally speaks faster than this.”

[@Bionickpunk]

The scarring and deformity made him talk slower.

[@pacerrecap6386]

Palp has poor teeth, making it hard to pronounce.

[@xaleypoo4779]

"Tatooine isn't sending its best people, folks."

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

[@MajinObama]

like AAANIIIII-!

[@numinasarcadia1717]

“The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, such as avoiding bullets, some consider to be… unnatural…”

[@jayedatredes2890]

Dude! 😂😂😂

[@Korgano]

This scene is honestly the first thing I thought of when it happened.

[@347Jimmy]

Same 😂

[@Talesfromthefoodofficial]

Same

[@need-to-know-]

Same.

[@RexOlafusVidulusMagnus]

Same

[@crazy_adventures6326]

Same!

[@csibesz07]

"For safe and secure, border control!"

[@michaelm541]

Real

[@simmansu]

Построить стену вокруг Татуина.

[@GeriatricFan1963]

Trump security detail: "I guess I was wrong; there was no danger at all..."

[@xaleypoo4779]

"I can sense everything going on in that room."

[@scadianarcadium83]

It's chilling just how accurate these quotes parallel reality, especially with what we know of the event now.

[@michaelm541]

Almost like George Lucas made some of the best movies that deal with these topics...

[@alesksander]

@@michaelm541 Yep topically and conceptually great, Just needed some polish yeah. Mesa go back now.

[@TheCatWatches]

Nute GUNray before accepting the assassination contract: *”B-but, my Lord, is this … LEGAL?”*

[@peterroberts4415]

Also Nute Gunray: hires multiple people to take care of Padme

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

“I will make it legal!”

[@crazy_adventures6326]

@@therealspeedwagon1451 Goddamnit, you beat me to the punch! (nice job BTW)

[@afonsoportinha6460]

I feel a GREAT disturbance in the Force.

[@blade_of_peace_tls7658]

The BIGGEST some people say biggest, disturbance, probably in all history.

[@xaleypoo4779]

Nobody can feel a disturbance in the Force as great as I can, that's what people say.

[@mrkiky]

make disturbances in the force great again

[@bewbsplox5289]

Don't you mean a great disturbance in the Farce?

[@gabrielclark1425]

As if millions of voices cried out in happiness, and then just started screeching louder.

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

People are absolutely unhinged: On the one hand Trump supporters think mesa a leftist because Trump is Palpatine in this meme and on the other hand because it's a Trump meme people think mesa a Right Wing extremist Mesa don't care about politics, it's just a meme

[@HoneyMuffinLegend]

Ah, you must be the Sith Lord behind all this! Playing both sides all along! You are hereby arrested for the crimes against the Republic!

[@conscientiousobjector5988]

Lies.

[@billythekid4793]

Man that sucks

[@benbindseil7026]

I’m a Trump supporter and I love this! Memes aren’t meant to be literal. Don’t worry about it, mate.

[@Mordring]

Whatever they call you, just nod. I've been called everything from Stalin to Hitler in the internet comments (just a regular everyday experience for a centrist libertarian who'll never be good enough for either side). People really get confused when you just embrace what was supposed to be an insult and the reaction is always hilarious.

[@anonymus5592]

This is canon now and u cannot convince me otherwise

[@Ghillie_Beast_yt]

If Disney takes it down, then it’s cannon

[@FiftyfourFiftyFour]

@@Ghillie_Beast_ytDisney is on you’re side your wokeness

[@deathsquad8891]

MAKE STAR WARS GREAT AGAIN

[@JimMorrisonsBathtub]

Make Star Wars great again

[@christoferazal]

"Long have we waited...Emperor Kathleen" "Somehow Darth Trumpious survived"

[@viniciuscardoso8056]

Better plot than entire Disney 😂😂😂

[@MajinObama]

RL turns into a better, new Star Wars :p

[@chrisdidios9963]

*chefs kiss* Beautiful

[@bizarreabomination]

"So this is how wokeness dies With thunderous applause"

[@erickacarrasquillo4612]

Yay

[@ernstthalmann4306]

L0L

[@eddieschwab864]

The Republic shall be reorganized into the first American EMPIRE for a safe and secure Society

[@MrBensella]

Until 0:35 : me: no please god no!!! After 0:35 me: “i for one welcome our new lord and master”

[@JasonSlazak]

something we can all get behind

[@Swelting17]

American People: "We do not grant you the rank of president" Biden: "This is outrageous, its unfair!"

[@thegoldenminion8088]

Joe being yoda would make sense as neither can speak english and are 800 years old

[@timebomb42]

Me and my brother literally played this entire joke out yesterday..... I'm so glad you put it into a video. Regardless of political affiliation this is hilarious.

[@DannyBountyHunter]

😂 sweet

[@Kanyon85]

Ok well I wasn't voting for him before, but firing Kathleen Kennedy? Well now he's swayed me.

[@FarginhoodMcBastage]

Better than a check with his name on it.

[@latetotheparty7551]

I've watched every episode of The Acolyte. He's got my vote.

[@cccspwn]

Us: is it possible to learn this power? Darth Trumpius: Not from a Liberal…

[@antimatter31]

Democrats are the sith

[@Tetrumo]

Make Star Wars Great Again!

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Firing Kathleen Kennedy? Trump just won the entire Star Wars fanbase.

[@axelnilsson5124]

Too bad it was very obviously AI generated and not something he’d actually do if he’d win

[@richardkinkead7823]

I love democracy. I love the Republic.

[@Meme_Lord]

It's sad that I think Donald Trump could genuinely make a better star wars show than the Acolyte

[@_Stormfather]

Like or hate him, he clearly understands what people want, which is more than Disney can say

[@cuve_ae]

D.T. Is entertainment, he knows the story must be great and sexy.

[@elpenguinotierno6238]

​@@cuve_aeyeah he knows how to grab them by the power of many 😂

[@penske_material]

@@_Stormfather Disney knows exactly what people want, that's why they're giving us the exact opposite.

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

I hate how much this fits.

[@silverhawk7324]

Literally, Republicans = Red Darkside, Democrats = Blue Lightside. Lol

[@MedalionDS9]

They were using Star Wars prequel memes when Trump was first elected/sworn in, so yeah this fits

[@quinnjackson9252]

Yeah this is more like the Rise of Skywalker, him coming back

[@_Stormfather]

​@@quinnjackson9252please, nothing is as bad as that movie

[@RexOlafusVidulusMagnus]

​@@quinnjackson9252Him coming back is like Maul's TCW return

[@user-wr6dj4ib9o]

​@@quinnjackson9252 wtf is rise of skywalker

[@ledekou1983]

@@RexOlafusVidulusMagnus yeah with the exception of Maul being great in TCW and Donald T. being a massive douche.

[@Srindal4657]

The scarred and deformed quote was exactly what i was thinking when watching it on the news

[@mala6238]

Exactly 😂😂

[@benvergus1573]

Same here haha

[@strijdwolf1734]

Im not even an American but hes got my vote. MSGA!

[@herusolares5320]

Darth Citrus.

[@spotthedog1613]

Underrated as hell

[@tacticalshortshorts1979]

This is a terrible situation, and I feel for the families of the victims… But my god. The memes have been *glorious*

[@bangscutter]

"Have you heard of the tragedy of Sleepy Joe the Senile?"

[@jakeschwartz2514]

Its not a story the democrats would tell you

[@VampireSylphy]

@@jakeschwartz2514 Sleepy Joe the senile was a puppet president, so sleepy and so old he could not even climb a flight of stairs without tripping.

[@primewinister500]

Let’s go MSGA!! (Make StarWars Great Again)

[@TheScoundresCantina]

Legendary! MSGA! :D

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

oyle mui mui mr cantina

[@natenae8635]

“Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vancer” -Darth Trumpious

[@Bens_Clips]

For the Republic!

[@DarthMackzodroginstomp]

I honestly think this does a good job of explaining how reality is dictated by fiction.

[@stevesibaja3123]

Darth Trump

[@toretestyle666]

"The republic will be reorganized into the first American empire, for a safer and securer society"

[@notmiscares3918]

Yoda is too old and senile to be a president

[@BrunoDeMarques]

You’ve got my vote 😂

[@ossornothsa2373]

Why are we actually living in Star Wars 3

[@radiogobrrrrrrr1949]

So this is how I find out about it first

[@user-vu8he9kc5v]

I agree, it is shocking at first to accept that the prequels, for all their manifest flaws as conventional movies and narratives, have earned a place in many a fan's hearts. Hated by diehard fans and people with any taste at the time as "CGI rehash shit from a has-been hack", nevertheless, they - along with the generation that grew up with them - now look back fondly upon them..for some reason that certainly is not a Disney AstroTurf campaign via reddit. We, as a culture and internet, accept that Lucas's excesses and flaws as a writer, director, producer, citizen, husband, father, and human being are ultimately beguilingly charming. Vastly* preferable to scripts and direction by corporate committee, every scene is infused with the author's visions, although that vision is often shot-reverse-shot of weird aliens that you vibe might be crude racial stereotypes talking about made-up space taxes. While the movies are a vast* downgrade from the groundbreaking and era defining Star Wars (1977), only a killjoy would find no fun whatsoever in the outing. *like really much better **vast, vast, VAST.

[@alexandrea1236]

Please someone show this to Star Wars Theory

[@Oozywolf]

My resolve has never been stronger 🗿

[@elpenguinotierno6238]

Palpatine for president! Make Star Wars great again 😂

[@ejprice7609]

So does that make the shooter Mace Windu?

[@aurex8937]

(Well, he's black...)

[@noone12748]

Who are the innocent victims that died/got injured

[@Nakedsnake36]

@@noone12748clones

[@Saeronor]

@@noone12748 Those rando bystander Jedi who died in the beginning. Clearly, they were not there to fight.

[@noone12748]

@@Saeronor Weren't they against Palpatine

[@Michael59197]

OK, if he is going to fix Star Wars, I am coming to the USA just to vote for him!

[@natharoonytoony6632]

This is a gift from the heavens themselves, thank you

[@downfromkentuckeh]

And just like how the Jedi were so duped, you all think trump represents Darth sidious

[@SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.]

Palpatine represents Trump. Finis Valorum represents Biden. Neither are good, but one is doing a lot worse things.

[@desdenova1]

Projection much? Please stop drinking the koolaid and learn to laugh at jokes.

[@francescoparisi1081]

@@desdenova1 stop drinking soy and face the reality of this year’s elections, bud

[@Luis-jl6oh]

This how Star Wars lives, with thunderous applause.

[@Yabuturtle]

Got to give you a major kudos for somehow getting Trump to voice these! xD

[@GeneralGrievous6622]

Dude a comedian named troy bond made this joke aswell and its so perfect

[@penske_material]

thanks for telling us, Troy

[@Owlsnestranch]

Wait. Did he say fire Kathleen Kennedy ? Ok I’ll vote for him.

[@DarthMordax]

I mean damn Trump already had me at making America great again, but he's gonna make Star Wars great again too?... I'm all in.

[@desdenova1]

Plot twist: he won't do either of those things.

[@4PMilk]

Trump becoming the senate would be pretty based

[@KazDX]

Trump being 4 years younger, Biden: 900 year old looking

[@sniffles117]

OMG! This is exactly what i thought after all that shit went down. Great minds think alike.

[@TheEmpressPalpatine]

Yes....Make Star Wars Great Again!

[@xyDamian]

I'm so glad that i'm neither a right-wing conservative nor left-wing liberal. Get out of this awful dichotomy, folks - it's hell!

[@JFOJEDI117]

If only it was true that Trump would fire Kathleen Kennedy and Make Star Wars Great Again. Thank God he's alive and well.

[@Acethelion]

Yes, thank the Lord.

[@Cirex2118]

He is a fascist.

[@nathanoutdoors7981]

Agreed 👍

[@invaderdarksun6266]

@@AcethelionThe Dark Lord.

[@RexOlafusVidulusMagnus]

​@@invaderdarksun6266wtf bro

[@marcelgrabowski5939]

Those suppressed tears of Padme, are tears of joy.

[@TheTrueMorse64]

Ok if Trump actually said that he would fire Kathleen Kennedy then I would actually vote for him

[@Halolover4112]

IM GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT OF IT

[@igormarins1227]

The cutscene is Darth Trumpious watching the construction of the wall.

[@brandoncortezemmanuel357]

This is like 2016 all over again. The memes are glorious!

[@porrehomerico]

PALPATRUMP!!! PALPATRUMP!!!😂

[@fehkmehl7489]

It was a MUST for this video to come out.

[@madcircle7311]

Making the galaxy great again.

[@Wade_Tyler]

I knew someone would make this! 😂

[@whiterabbitproductions8363]

I'm so happy someone actually made my meme for me

[@exodous02]

If Trump said he was going to get Kathleen Kennedy fired he'd win every state.

[@wolfofthedreadliestwolves4767]

Actually beautiful chefs kiss

[@zinogre6225]

“So this is how Disney dies… with thunderous applause.”

[@Quack-Attackers]

Excellent

[@8XHuXBgkok]

LOL Also at the GOP convention Trump used a phrase like "restoring security and prosperity" which immediately reminded me of Palpatine's imperial inauguration speech here.

[@bigjimtenbillion]

Trump 2024 Down with the haters!

[@totallynormalclonewarsfan]

As someone who is pro trump, I see this as an absolute W video.

[@RiddlerQM]

Emperor Trump: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. Audience:👏🏻✊🏻🥳

[@noone12748]

Do people live in a fantasy land, this kind of T.D.S. mentality is the reason this happened in the first place, smh the gaslighting against this dude has gone too far

[@AlguienCualquieraDelMundo]

Are you all sure he is a sith lord? He is firing Darth Kennedy

[@Pseudonym05]

Literally when I first heard the news, I immediately thought of this lmao. Glad to see I’m not the only one!

[@NoriKassidy]

The fact that Padme is offended about offensively firing Kathleen and her offensiveness is making me offended that she's offended at something offensive that I agree with despite its offensivity.

[@dominicleroux02]

I am a firm MSWGA supporter now

[@FM-kk7pj]

He’s got my vote!