The Avengers Couldn't Help Looking At Ultron's Crotch (Male Upgrades)

Age of Ultron follows the Avengers as they attempt to stop a rogue AI from destroying the world. Our heroes, however, were quite easily distracted from this goal, struggling to not stare right between Ultron's thighs.
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Videos:
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
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Black Panther (2018)
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Learn how James Spader Crafted Ultron in Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron
• Learn how James Spader...
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
www.imdb.com/title/tt2771200/
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
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The Office (2005 - 2013)
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
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Images:
James Spader, By Thibault (Flickr: The Blacklist - Panel) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)], via Wikimedia Commons
Sam Neill Promo from The Pacific: In the Wake of Captain Cook with Sam Neill (2018)
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[@mikeschneider361]

They should have left all the Scarlet Witch eyeing him up and down shots in to foreshadow her sexual relationship with Vision.

[@mackapacka2695]

relationships with the father

[@RJMeta]

I was literally about to say they could have used it to foreshadow Scarlet Witch's turn on for robots

[@thomasderosso5625]

I was about to say exactly this. It's too good!

[@iwannabeadoor4035]

No

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@iwannabeadoor4035 dude you dead

[@gwenblagdon8199]

Scarlet witch obviously has a robot fettish, she keeps loking at ultrons dong. and SHE LITERALLY IS IN LOVE WITH VISION

[@Zerovin]

@@IceMetalPunk probably both because i doubt anyone told her "whenever Ultron is on screen, look at his dong"

[@tanktornado]

@@Zerovin LMFAOO

[@meglawv6150]

It is because when they are filming that was where the actors face was so they were trying to look at the actor but in post production they made ultron bigger

[@hotelzeta24]

@@IceMetalPunk Elizabeth Olsen* Who the fuck is Lizzie? Her lost twin sister?

[@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq]

@@hotelzeta24 it's a nickname

[@javin6421]

I can see that Carl's right arm is "Not feeling so good"

[@slide-bytim3762]

Lmao I was like wtf

[@WorstEpisodeEverr]

This needs to be top comment

[@adamgordon86]

Karl

[@nobrain368]

OH MY GOD!!!! Arms are unable to feel unwell and sick in the same sense that spiderman did in IW. Please do research before you leave such stupid comments!

[@James-uo8wi]

Karl. Not Carl. It’s in the channel name come on

[@gibbypeen5826]

Avengers: Length of Ultrdong Starring Karl * S M A L LWOOD*

[@clouddd8053]

Lololol

[@kerrychristensen7204]

😂👌

[@ollisayshi9017]

I’m pretty sure I’ve watched that on pornhub

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

*Length of Ultra-Dong.*

[@Dakarai_Knight]

His green tattoo with the green screen tho lol

[@undyne7808]

XD

[@chonchothepig2460]

Jedijazz4 that’s all i can look at

[@micahmurphy4546]

I can't not look at it

[@cavinggameing6991]

Lol I just noticed when I read this 😂

[@derrillallen4608]

It is intended

[@Sandstimes]

Why am I listening to someone argue why Ultron is the ultimate sex machine lmao

[@PhyreI3ird]

Why do Christians attend church?...

[@kyradavis9344]

IKR, there’s no use arguing. We already know.

[@tommyfox854]

@@PhyreI3ird I don't know; why *do* Christians attend church? This isn't a joke is it?

[@zacjacob4349]

"Nowhere is out of reach of my robo-dong" -Karl Smallwood

[@smdavis6604]

"Smallwood"

[@demontiming3234]

Read this as he said it 😂😂

[@FUNWITHTHEFIRE1]

James spader is really good at playing the wise and cultured character, more specifically wise and cultured villains, guys who quote Shakespeare, consume expensive indulgent foods, etc, like the best way I can describe his vibe, is like an old world noble/capitalist who persists into the modern age.

[@allankarson1774]

Raymond Reddington. Spader made that character his own. Then became the show Blacklist itself

[@honoranddevotion]

Should have kept Scarlet Witch looking at robot dong. She has a thing for robots after all. Could have been foreshadowing.

[@coledewey3564]

669 likes, nice!

[@ryanmcmanus7273]

In the maximoff twins meet ultron scene in age of ultron. Scarlet did glance once

[@Victoria4000]

@bryan diaz varela what was her old fetish? And she had a kid?

[@joshuab4586]

I love Blacklist and the Office, I think James Spader's voice is oddly comforting yet threatening, like someone who's a sociopath, scary but inviting

[@gizanime782]

The Blacklist is one of my fav shows ever

[@datdumbdude4126]

Then give Boston Legal a watch. My favorite role of his.

[@sindri1447]

@@datdumbdude4126 Boston Legal is what made me a Spader fan

[@datdumbdude4126]

@@sindri1447 I was introduced through Stargate and Age of Ultron.

[@sindri1447]

@@datdumbdude4126 okay?

[@PassionateXisaster]

I see the avengers and I have the same mindset.

[@will9788]

Rip Stan Lee

[@daltonwilliams1723]

I loved ultron's voice, but they tried to humanize his design way too much. Who thought it was a good idea to give a robot lips and teeth?

[@ReyhanJoseph]

That one designer dude in the back who said it just looks right bruh

[@randomlygeneratedname]

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking this

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

I guess I forgot about the robot teeth

[@daltonwilliams1723]

@@greenhawk3796 not necessarily. Ultron in most incarnations just has an open mouth and the more human voice can be much creepier coming out of his jack-o'-lantern like face. His initial appearance as an iron man drone is evident of that. Very unsettling in my opinion

[@josiahklein70]

Ultron, duh.

[@junosbitch]

I couldn’t take ultron too seriously after watching the office because all I can think of is Robert California trying to kill the avengers

[@99SuperKiller99]

When I heard that you were at the 35 minute mark of recording when I was only 9 minutes through the video, it put into perspective how much time and effort goes into making these. Keep it up, I absolutely love watching you guys go on random tangents for 10 minutes straight

[@Kekeslicious]

I want my crotch area to be able to shapeshift, I shall be prepared for every possibility!

[@Kekeslicious]

@@tc_48 yes

[@saltmine]

like gogo gadget, but than all your gadgets are created with your shape shifting dong? I mean you wouldn't just use it for sex if it's shape shifting. you'd be a wierd outcast super hero.

[@jmvr]

And make it a detachable dong as well, so it's just like, "Oh, no more spoons left? Welp, **rips of dick** turns out that there's more." Or you could, like, have it so that only your penis is showing, and it just shapeshifts into something weird, like a horse. Wait, if you could shapeshift it into a horse, could you possibly ride your own dick? hmMMMMMMmmMmmmmmmmmmMmMmmmMMmMMmmmmmmMmmMmMMmmmMMMM??????

[@vukkulvar9769]

@@saltmine I'm sure there are porn superhero comics with shapeshifting dicks. Rule 34.

[@whoopshaha4726]

Aren't boners penises shape shifting

[@Ben_Kimber]

One of my favourite motion capture behind-the-scenes videos is Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

[@alexzanderroberts995]

HE IS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND!

[@ZenMuff1n]

"Look at the balls! Not those!"

[@Bapll]

gold

[@TheMasterKrook]

I mean *Same tbh*

[@mcmaxel3484]

r0bw00d Who hurt you

[@RNJ142]

r0bw00d so yourself?

[@waterthoughno]

@@r0bw00d what's wrong. Do you need a hug?

[@kinghyrule1966]

Nice tattoo Karl. That shade of green deliberate?

[@mousetrap773]

Yes

[@Amy-yf9zc]

Yes

[@kahlelisaiah7295]

Yep

[@TheUserid82]

A.C. you can use any color so the key is to use one he would never put in a tattoo so pink is a good one till Karl gets a "I heart boobies" tattoo.

[@davincent98]

Welcome, King Hyrule

[@GhostDrummer]

Benedict Cumberbatch wearing the gray suit for Smaug is freaking insane...

[@tantryl]

The best proof I've seen of James Spader being a captivating actor, apart from things like being the only reason a terrible show like Blacklist can keep running, is a scene in Boston Legal. He frequently makes impassioned speeches in the courtroom and at the start of one episode he's doing his closing statements and suddenly starts talking gibberish. And he delivers it with the same gusto and passion. "You aren't sailing past honour for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue raddish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not. It is cheese. Breathe. And wind. It is cheese." In spite of the nonsense words his delivery makes it clear he's talking about something that's essential and important to your humanity. I mean, I assume, we never know what the case was about this was just in a cold open. But his delivery made it clear.

[@eastlynburkholder3559]

That reminds me of how entertaining he is playing next to William Shatner on the law show.

[@bunfudderlegreat1275]

5:36 I just noticed that his tattoo is blending with the green screen

[@longfang_1764]

Oh god your arm... It's a Minecraft chunk error

[@charlesdayjr5149]

I'm so glad that The Office was mentioned because James Spader delivers such an absurd line; but it melts faces because of his persona: "You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the f***ing lizard king!"

[@n1c704]

They really should’ve kept Klaue around longer. He seems like he had legitimate fun playing the role. And I wanna link for his SoundCloud

[@tfinnan6523]

God, I swear everyone in Britain has a cold rn

[@angelbaby2145]

FinnaN _ it's true, I think we all do

[@Hio01134]

Not yet, hope it stays that way 🤞

[@WorstEpisodeEverr]

No im in my warm house

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

If only there was the sun to warm y'all up

[@bluejayfinch]

@@Videohead-eq5cy We have sun, we just don't have heat.

[@kantofilms9167]

"The avengers couldn't help but look at Ultrons crotch" 850k people: You know what...This looks like something I need to see.

[@Jollerygrokes]

I just watched a 14 minute video of a british man ranting about nonsense. Best 14 minutes of my life.

[@TiagoTiagoT]

Instead of glowing red balls, they should've placed a screen with a live feed from the facial mocap camera he was wearing

[@captainrite9451]

Ain't been uploaded for 3 minutes and there's already a dislike. Odd.

[@Imulletman12]

Captain Rite Welcome to KZbin, you must be new.

[@captainrite9451]

Me: makes simple observation Everyone else: This guy doesn't understand KZbin

[@adamkaban8507]

Maybe it's Ultron and he's embarrassed

[@joshuathomas5626]

@@hanniffydinn6019 Holy chins what a reply.

[@DelusionalInsider]

@@captainrite9451 yea exactly..simple observation, no one cares abt it, everyone knows abt it..it's the most "sky is blue" observation ever..that's why we think you're new.

[@DesireProspers]

ultrons voice was so emotionless he played that so well

[@inthexis2088]

Fun fact: they had to do the Beast thing to Josh Brolin in Infinity War when Thor rams Stormbreaker into Thanos’s chest

[@campbellsoup93]

"People LOVE being in these movies!" - Tell that to Robert Downey Jr, and Chris Evans. The MCU is great if you're doing a cameo, or if you're a one-off villain who never has to come back again, but that's about it really.

[@n1itro916]

Fun fact you didn't look this up and it popped up in your recommended

[@Bapll]

I was actually searching for avengers p*rn, but then this popped up. Best nut ever! jk

[@DigitalImpostor]

In the picture of James Spader with the mo-cap dots on his face, his face looks more CGI than Ultron's.

[@mynxmaine5287]

I’m having a very fun time binging these videos (while putting off studying) and cataloging Karls best lines and “nowhere is out of reach of my robo dong” is certainly a gem

[@nak3dxsnakegaming661]

Wow he did amazing. No wonder the strings scene is so well orchestrated. I really thought that was just a good rigging job by the animator.

[@kique2821]

R.I.P STAN LEE thanks for making my childhood amazing 1922-2018 Press F for respect

[@kieranriley1624]

Never heard of this channel before but im glad KZbin recommend it, love the laid back approach and jokes, very different from what is usually on KZbin

[@corsiv302]

I don't know how these videos get any dislikes. You guys make my favorite videos on KZbin.

[@xFrOsTeDGsMeRx]

The title says something and he doesn’t address the title until like 30min in. Also people don’t always like the same things maybe people don’t like the humor style or idk

[@KyleKringle]

This is a strange, almost uninformative format, but I love how chill it is.

[@iq9844]

I thought you’d go for a “I don’t feel so good” joke at the beginning when Brad said you were feeling sick.

[@willdgol7501]

Thanks for the hard work Brad

[@ValpasKankaristo]

I really enjoy this format. Keep up the good work, guys!

[@matthewclark8229]

He was also amazing in Boston legal! He's an amazing person!! Love James Spader!

[@Scylithen]

At least we know Karl will still be around as Brad will mo-cap Karl so that Fact Fiend will continue once chronic-alcoholism claims Karl.

[@TheTitaniumBunker]

having worked in mocap, I would say, that over acting in the suit is the worst thing you can do. the cameras are calibrated to detect 2X 3mm markers adjacent to each other moving at high frequency. there's a shot in avatar where jake is about to jump on the dragon, and jakes acting looks like someone in a mocap suit trying to act still instead of being still.

[@Matthew-zx8cs]

I love that this isn’t clickbait at all. It’s 100% honest to the video title and that makes it so much better.

[@raseruuu3742]

They're giving ideas to the creative fans

[@xspeedyg2226]

Carl: “Mr Brad I don’t feel so good”

[@SpectraStarShooter]

This is the best video you’ve ever created. You’ve reached a new set of heights.

[@xxscorpinautxx]

This is the only channel that compels me to look at the comments, every single time.

[@Blazing_Justice]

Carls arm is legit bugging me. Im shooketh.

[@blucasberry3000]

I just saw at the top of the screen it says scooby doo aliens nickel back.

[@JamiesonM]

"I think you're forgetting the telescopic extension function" EVOLUTION!!

[@evanblount8711]

You’ve got to mention Guardian’s cgi with drax petting the guy. The devastation in his eyes in heart destroying.

[@UndeadHavoc1]

Ultron should've given himself trucknuts

[@wyrmur727]

Part of the dudes tattoo disappearing in the green screen 😂

[@SuperJeremiahShow]

I always enjoy seeing half a conversation.

[@illussiat]

God I can't wait for the uncut of this

[@efrost1226]

James Spader is a God especially on The Blacklist

[@DarthTrazyn]

Aye, I heard Ultron and I immediately said that's Raymond Reddington, I didn't even know what his (James Spader) name was, his voice and mannerisms make him a really good bad guy

[@skillet2198]

I particularly liked him in the series the office as well.

[@thatguyonyoutube2063]

"*NOTHING IS OUT OF REACH OF MY ROBO DONG*"

[@MRN1ch0l45]

brings a whole new meaning to the saying "you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached"

[@darkcrusader490]

RIP Stan Lee, you'll always be part of mine and many others childhood. Hopefully the future generation will enjoy what you gave us like you did to us.

[@colonelkush]

Rip Stan Lee, you will be missed my cameo friend

[@lauffodil]

But Stan Lee just died, 5 minutes ago! And now I come to get happiness and find a marvel video!! Come on man! You planned this! Give the doctor back his TARDIS already!

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

My favorite mo cap suit is the one they use for the hulk, it’s amazing. Just a pair of hulk hands and a big hulk head mounted on a metal frame with a guy in it

[@matthewlaranang4961]

I’ll be honest, I read the article a few days ago and laughed today when I saw the thumbnail just now.

[@WiseOwlGaming]

Wow Stan Lee died today and your talking about the avengers on the same day

[@WiseOwlGaming]

Oh nothing I just thought it was a crazy coincidence because I assume at the time they didn’t know he even died

[@elijahgarcia964]

Im going to say something mean so Karl can respond to me

[@sawspitfire422]

I just want them to make a tshirt with "Brad did you leave your dong in the cupboard again?" on it XD

[@disasterleo8883]

i want ultron to read me a bedtime story every night

[@turnerthekilledgamer6995]

Rest In Peace Stan. You will be missed.

[@TheDreamKING01]

Damn... Marvel video right before a Marvel legend died?... eerie

[@UnderEarthFilms]

1:58 Why is John Watson there? Where’s Sherlock? What about Moriarty?

[@WarlordX7]

seeing spader in blacklist is awesome. he is just so awesome and menacing and you know when his character Red starts rambling about a story from his past then someone is in deep shit or going to die.

[@michaellair6170]

You have to release the unedited hours and hours long versions of these

[@ultronthemachine3015]

Stan Lee died yesterday...I feel like my childhood is broken

[@TheJocoHills]

uploaded 6 minute ago... its 14 minutes long...Already...somehow...watched. KARL LOVES DRINKING SUPER SKOL!

[@kacandrajoy9900]

I got my wisdom teeth out today so this video just made my day a lot better

[@alexparker5127]

"Detachable penis" was a popular song in 1992. What's hilarious for me is that these 2 don't seem to know that. Part of that song was just playing in my head throughout the end segment.

[@AageKush]

Spader disguised the failure of Age of Ultron. I loved him as Ultron, despite the problems with the overall movie.

[@AriJWeiss]

Posting a Marvel story on the day Stan Lee died...

[@K0bbii]

Don't you mean Bruce Lee

[@vtwor661]

kobbii i uhhh no he doesn’t

[@spiritandtruthministries7384]

i could tell by ultrons body language that spader was providing mocap

[@Creasingdrip40]

The best part about this video is that I got a DC ad before it

[@reason316]

this video is sponsored by Halo so Karl is happy probably

[@noori4293]

Karl is my spirit animal, fight me.

[@JOHNsmith-hr1lo]

“An alter ego that has a penis to shatter continents” that’s one of the best line I’ve heard in a while.

[@theshockmonster8421]

Don't die Karl, we need you.

[@gabrielcurbelo8323]

OwO daddy Ultron

[@mushy8768]

big owo moment

[@JoshSunnucks]

His arm is a green screen 😂

[@TheUserid82]

He picked all the colors in that tattoo to mess with screen colors to prevent Brad from just changing the color used.

[@banbanthebandit4002]

You know ultrons a threat when the effects still hold up unlike a certain movie starring a big cat based superhero

[@imamoth6969]

My favorite behind the scene thing was jango fett flying with an umbrella looking like mary poppins

[@ike8559]

For Stan

[@Confussed-Oddish]

you should make a jojo or puela video.

[@gueton5200]

Jojo probably has a lot of interessing things to talk about

[@speedy01247]

its great how his tattoos are like a glitch where you can see though the person.

[@mrgenomac9018]

the hulk buster arm as ultron's codpiece

[@dylan-fr3bh]

Stan Lee is in Ultra-Heaven

[@cjcross1800]

Rip Stan lee

[@boterham7144]

I love how your tattoo works as a greenscreen part

[@kannonball5789]

I love it when the Avengers fight Raymond Reddington.