The Average British Mount and Blade Experience

• Koifish Super Cool Liv...
Pretty much your Average Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword Experience!
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[@Koifish]

*TALLY HOOOO!* Hope you're all having a great day so far! Whatever day it is! :D Link for stream: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGmYioaniqaBe9E

[@dredgenyor3640]

www.moddb.com/mods/independence-of-chile

[@moravianmargrave6509]

Koifish how did you get the bow???

[@ABAlphaBeta]

What-ho governor

[@romell.d4953]

noooooooooooooooooo don't go in the dark side plz!

[@Loki-Doki]

Koifish Oi koi fish remember me?

[@PasqualItizzz]

Muskets Vs rocks, a proud British tradition!

[@err0rakadeadk4t]

Rule Britannia!

[@codingisthegame8839]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha good one mate

[@TheBeard147]

I WILL DRINK TEA FROM YOUR SKULL

[@Randus1058]

I WILL DRINK TEA FROM YOUR SKULL

[@llywgibbons3752]

That’s a nice cup you have on your shoulders

[@adeptusastartes2388]

LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING!!!

[@حسنالعراقي-خ9د3ذ]

LESS TALKING MORE COLONISING

[@theunlucky.]

If you can

[@chipstastesupergood3788]

They have been at war for thousands of years

[@dylancarroll4623]

5:52 and now pose for the posters.

[@gabe7579]

What is that one song in 1:44

[@mynamejeb8743]

is this London 2019? exact representation tbh

[@hd_harold7587]

Wooah what is that volley gun?

[@moonsaves]

As an Englishman, I found this to be a terrible representation of the warfare and tactics of the British Empire. Then you started shooting poorly-armed local civilians, and I nearly spilled my tea in excitement. Jolly good. Sequel when?

[@danielrobertson2154]

look nigel, they're throwing stones now. oh and one of them hit my tea set. oh that simply won't do my boy. Boys get ready for a volley we are under heavy attack by the local... em.. Warlords.. ave at em then lads!

[@ColeTheGeek]

This deserves an Emmy XD

[@BucketPukes1969]

As an American I can’t relate to your comment. We rather see the unarmed ones getting shot 😊🔫💉🔥

[@Bandido_Casarez]

'Twas a jolly good show 👏.

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Meanwhile the russians are shooting their own soldiers

[@saulgallagher5668]

5:58. MAD JACK CHURCHILL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@Alessandro-vl8bu]

Haha beat me to it

[@shinzel360pros8]

during that time period britain still used longbowmen to some extend and it was somewhat viable aswell

[@Juubelimies]

@@shinzel360pros8 Jack Churchill was a WW2 era officer though... And longbows in a battle during Napoleonic Wars? Do you have sources?

[@calebwhitetheawoken]

Oh shut up it was just a simple joke damnés

[@tiarnacais9656]

*starves in irish*

[@cianbarry9207]

Oh god hahaha

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

You mean *starves in western english*

[@cianbarry9207]

@@FriendlyArchpriest so it begins

[@agihammerthief8953]

*jacks up rents in absentee landlordese*

[@AlexBrown230]

@@FriendlyArchpriest You mean Western Britain?

[@warwickeng5491]

"This is Democracy manifest" *casually socks a Frenchman in the face* Yap, sounds about right

[@aesafdusyf9976]

the democracy manifest guy isn't even British though 😔

[@jermainallen7176]

@@aesafdusyf9976 the guy who said that is English. The vid is on KZbin

[@gunnerr8476]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbMmZacjsunb9k

[@lachlan4672]

@@jermainallen7176 actually he was Australian with Hungarian descent

[@samuelsimmons1148]

That's guy was actually Australian lmao

[@ThatElephantSeal]

There is nothing more British in my mind than a dude in uniform running up to an armed Frenchman and decking him in the face bare-handed. Good show

[@Eldariur]

And these *god damn* longbows

[@patch-fm]

Jolly good show indeed -pops

[@Latingunner1]

@@Eldariur mad jack????

[@alyssinclair8598]

.... that isn't what decking means..

[@gitman3486]

@@alyssinclair8598 Americans seem to think "decking" means punching itself and not, as the word implies, knocking to the ground

[@vlaamscherp]

I spilled my tea

[@toompyfloyd4074]

By jove!

[@walnzell9328]

I spilled mine too. Into the ocean!

[@Old_Guard2]

Aurora The Wyvern I spilled mine too In the Boston harbor

[@toompyfloyd4074]

@@walnzell9328hElL yEaH

[@vlaamscherp]

@@Nylakalus You're correct and incorrect at the same time

[@stevenrothwell19]

5:15 well they took your freedom to use that version of Scotland the Brave

[@-WarCriminal-22]

Which version?

[@BassaiDai123]

That footage of Major Richard Sharpe fighting off nuns with a dead chicken is hands down the most unappreciated piece of television ever brought to screen

[@Warlord993]

When is average Deus Vult coming

[@handle_m1]

1257AD - Jerusalem meatgrinder

[@icecube1694]

Heresy

[@icecube1694]

0 Furfags 0 weaboos 0 magical b*llshit Mount & Blade Crusaders - Saracens + Holyland +Jerusalem = Bliss. Mods Sands of faith for Knights Hospitaller & Knights Templar Hispania 1200 if you wanna Deus Vult Somewhere else with Knights of Caltrava & Knights of Santiago

[@ArmaCookie]

William Wallice fighting for the english. Oh no.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

* screams in Scottish internally *

[@alekzander2010]

He is believed to have been a mercenary who did in fact fight for the English crown during the Welsh wars. He became an enemy of England only after Longshanks tried to take the crown of Scotland.

[@AlexBrown230]

Because how they possibly lose being lead by William Wallace.

[@SaxonSpooner]

As opposed to fighting for his French relative, as in reality.

[@SaxonSpooner]

You do know William De wallise was a Norman right?

[@Wanderer628]

*Puts British in the title, a term encompassing English, Welsh, Northern Irish and Scottish people. Scottish, Welsh, Irish nationlists: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE NOT ENGLISH.

[@wu1ming9shi]

Should've added "TLDR" in front of the comment. In case people don't want to read the comment section but wanna know what's going on. XD

[@EnderMan314-USA]

@@jvl1078 The U.K includes them all.

[@TheSm1thers]

@@jvl1078 Great Britain is the larger of the British Isles hence the word "Great" before it, so geographically you could say that Ireland is British. Best not say that to an Irish Republican though.

[@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929]

What's wrong with their desire of not associating themselves with shitbags?

[@EnderMan314-USA]

@@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929 Cause the Welsh don't know how to do language correctly, and the others are just kind of, wanting to stay in the U.K.

[@thevenator3955]

*I WILL COLONIZE YOUR SKULL*

[@Azoonaloc13]

3:20 : The Boer war in a nutshell

[@tiarnacais9656]

koi i think you got mixed up between the scots and the english man

[@childrenofthesun471]

@@Johndoe-zf3yc Scotland is Scotland

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Scots? You mean the people from Northern England?

[@arandomguy8771]

Demonologist You just made it worse for yourself just keep quite in from Wales but nobody said oh we part of England so shhhhhhh

[@childrenofthesun471]

@@arandomguy8771 I say what I want and when I want so No, no shhhh

[@wholelifeahead]

average BRITISH experience...

[@nicofernandez89able]

That shot of you kickin that woman was priceless

[@zombie_ghandi215]

not very genteman lol

[@nvmtt]

@Dohn Joe if you cant differentiate between a soldier and a peasant woman, you need to come out of the closet :)

[@kanwargill3749]

@@nvmtt if you cant differentiate between a joke and an autistic comment, you should come out of your basement.

[@Max1715]

@Dohn Joe *French soldier

[@nvmtt]

@@kanwargill3749 /whoosh

[@willthompson1861]

As a Brit I can confirm that all British children did this on their 18th birthday! As a sort of rite of passage!

[@defalt9417]

Yeah I remember putting on my kilt grabbing union flag and charging the enemy

[@willthompson1861]

@@defalt9417 Ah, those were the days!

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

@@defalt9417 same man. My 18 was lit

[@jooj2955]

RULE BRITANNIA

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

*BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES*

[@АрсенийХарькин-ч4м]

BRITONS NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!!

[@GEXGE11]

Rule Britannia

[@383Maximus]

1:35 Reference to "The Duelists?" xD

[@marwapranata5698]

Most likely

[@schattenhuhn611]

I See, you are a man of culture as well

[@dreckigerancap4230]

I think an army consisting only of Longbowmen would‘ve been unironically hella effective in the Napoleonic Era

[@Winters465]

Norman Wilhelm they would have gotten raped by cavalry and I suppose musket Fire has a longer range

[@dreckigerancap4230]

tortitas con nata No actually not, muskets had a shitty range in that time. A longbow had a range of 200 meters and a musket was effective on maybe 50 meters maximum.

[@Winters465]

Norman Wilhelm then why were muskets used instead of longbows?

[@dreckigerancap4230]

tortitas con nata The Brits had plans to switch to the Longbow but it takes too long to train Longbowmen

[@reeseweisgerber4268]

@@dreckigerancap4230 They fired alot farther than 50 meters in volleys

[@insaneschizoid]

This is honestly one of my favorite mods, shame it’ll never get finished

[@olivergyoerffy5636]

can you link me this mod? thank you

[@ecayeta]

@@olivergyoerffy5636 just look up l’aigle

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

I belive this is when we're supposed to be shouting, "God Save The King"?

[@gencadam4995]

Foggin Britz

[@gencadam4995]

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDEEEER !

[@gencadam4995]

you FOOKIN WANKSTEIN

[@gencadam4995]

I a m William Wall ace

[@scepticsquirrel]

@@gencadam4995 We shall fight on the beaches

[@gencadam4995]

@@scepticsquirrel We shall fight on the landing grounds!

[@Scylla_Charybdis]

Asides from the French landing in London, this is basically how the War of the First Coalition went, trained British soldiers gunning down revolutionary peasants and all. They were happy days.

[@empereur_du_congoeddy-malo2286]

Rectification revolutionary parisian burgeois with dude with no job exept be military for Robespierre

[@eoinmurphy7998]

5:17-6:30 I'd say all that silence is cause of stupid copyright shit . Man fuck youtube at this stage

[@mason9806]

*colony time*

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Hello Straight Sex Roman Empire! Big fan! DEUS VULT!

[@1964ahdn]

Never realised how much of a meme my country is until I watched this

[@salsaniggas8544]

UK is based

[@FucaBigGew]

English Koifish : Lets kill some frenchies Nopléon : HOLD MY BEER

[@GavinTheFifer]

Yo know you’ve peaked when you see a Scotsman using his broadsword to fight off three French cuirassiers.

[@bettyboo1760]

British does not mean English. It is England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland so included tae Scottish and others is perfectly fine.

[@Oxley016]

British also includes the rest of the island of Ireland as well as all the other little islands like the Hebrides, isle of wight and isle of Man etc. Together they are all a part of the British isles. Great Britain is the name of the largest island and the UK is what includes England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

[@Euroland07]

Oxley The term ‘British Isles’ is not recognised by Ireland. Whether you agree or not, it’s fairly easy to see why it wouldn’t be.

[@Oxley016]

@@Euroland07 That's pretty stupid.

[@Euroland07]

Oxley Why?

[@Oxley016]

@@Euroland07 Facts may offend people but facts don't care about peoples feelings

[@Anglisc1682]

That highland charge was beautiful

[@leon3593]

3:15 thats the brits in real life :d

[@kendetoth2755]

Ahh when you hear the mighty Videogamedunkey sing at 3:33 :')

[@franciscomaia3299]

Love that channel :D

[@franciscomaia3299]

@@arnstoff3212 It is from his GTA Vice City video. The music is ''I Ran'' of A Flock of Seagulls

[@HoboHunterRik]

I like how you played the William Wallace speech while playing as the faction that destroyed the Scots in that battle

[@ryanlaird6447]

Emm battle of Stirling bridge was a scottish victory

[@brandenw1833]

Pretty sure england never truly defeated the scots and they became one country due to intermarriage not due to conquest

[@UnitedNationsSecretariat]

Finish your wikipedia page before comment please

[@yorkshireman5861]

As a some one from Britain this is very accurate

[@jointlucas8187]

Xboxone Gamer I’m from England and live in the north, this represents none of us maybe the small population of posh southerners but that’s it

[@yorkshireman5861]

Bro I was joking I come from the north as well

[@thevenator3955]

3:38 oh my god this is my jam

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

What is the name of the song?

[@thevenator3955]

@@redactedcanceledcensored6890 British Grenadiers march

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

@@thevenator3955 thx

[@Leo-dt4zs]

“ MIAAAAAUU ” MEME FROM BRAZIL HAHA, I'M FROM BRAZILIAN AND I LOVE YOU :3 SZ

[@MrMortull]

Wait, you mean this *isn't* live-action footage? I find that impossible to believe! As an Englishman, I can confirm that every single details is perfectly representative of my daily life.

[@Pyre001]

Alternative title: Absolute Mental Scotsmen save Britain for the Umpeenth Time

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

When have we not?

[@MichaelDBruce]

I once got lost in L'Aigle for more time than I care to admit. I may, or may not, have done all the things in this video. Also I have spent countless hours roaming Europe to find Richard Sharpe. I may have also built my entire army around the 95th Rifles.

[@guilhermebispo9]

4:31 A Brazilian Meme!

[@hirohito5304]

Nossos memes estão sendo roubados

[@neversplit10s65]

TURKISH kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4PWiJ5qf7-Ua80

[@guilhermebispo9]

@@neversplit10s65 my life was a lie...

[@neversplit10s65]

@@guilhermebispo9 😸😸😸

[@hirohito5304]

@@neversplit10s65 se for ou não vcs perderam a guerra memeal então seus memes são nossos

[@themadapples2143]

William Wallace's charisma level at 2 but his strength level at 20

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

>This post was made by the STR Gang

[@dastemplar9681]

0:14 One does not simply not include clips from the Sharpe series in a video about a game set in the Napoleonic Wars. Good one sir.

[@garotogaivota14]

4:34 Know your meme : Brasilian men "meows" at egg in bar

[@weeabooze655]

4:30

[@blueface3795]

yo anyone know how his pistol is fuckin full auto, i gotta reload after every shot

[@justinweeb8145]

I'm smart enough to carry and use rifle in the name of Her Majesty. But I don't know which M&D game/mod it is... anybody?

[@TheTacoTimeMachine]

L aigle , has it at begining opening screen

[@Xxassassinxblade]

He shouldn't have ginger hair, he's Scottish then. A true Brit needs a bowler hat and a cuppa

[@melgibson5029]

Genghis Khan wrong

[@jacobmeade1045]

Nah that’s an Englishman. British is a disabled mix of Scottish English and Welsh. Bowler hat and tea from England, with bagpipes in the other hand from Scotland, and they’re autistic from the welsh

[@Smoking_Man]

@@jacobmeade1045 Scots and Welsh are ok. The welsh have a cool flag and the Scots have a cool instrument. The Irish use euros so they're the big gays.

[@alekzander2010]

@@melgibson5029 Scotland is literally on the island of Britain, Scotland is British geographically and politically. Not to mention that many British prime ministers and army commanders have been Scottish throughout history.

[@alekzander2010]

You obviously never saw an Orange Order march in Glasgow then. Hundreds of ginger Scotsmen wearing bowler hats and waving Union Jacks

[@HerodsRevenge]

At 5:16 comes a noise crack and then sound off. =(

[@Short_Shots]

Probably used copyrighted music

[@TheSimpleTE]

Actually Dosza is Hungarian the guy with democraccccy manifest and get your hands of my payers

[@jordanbelfort123]

Should've named your character Sir Savage the 21st

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

More like Sir Beef Wellington the Third Esquire.

[@sirszymonixtheknight4901]

What song is 3:40 ?

[@christianriddler5063]

British grenadiers and fifers.

[@Leaffordes]

2:45 sums up the British conquests pretty accurately

[@danieliusmalickis6672]

What's the music at 1:26 called?

[@fuckedupjotaro2101]

When he retires he is gonna harvest the shit out of England

[@unitedstatesgovernment719]

Average polish sausage??

[@SquishyNarwhal57]

I can't be the only one who found the Braveheart speech ironic.

[@asagud1833]

I was not disspoint

[@sthupdthoughts]

As an Asian I can approve that this is accurate

[@britishspartan7517]

I feel so inspired...

[@Mk-ms3oq]

Geneva convention:Hi British:wo dis?

[@nuno3095]

As a portuguese I totally aprove this historical accururacy video relating all the history of England. Im using the sarcasm power Chupa ez

[@PenEtRep]

ATTENTION LE CENTRE RENNAIIIIIS ! DANS LA SURFACE DE REPARATIOOOOON !

[@borealis9842]

Where is the French yelling at 2:39 from?

[@pernelladams448]

0:14 oh I love sharpe’s rifles I need to watch that show again

[@jozinek876]

Great vid, but I hate the part where the sound cuts off.

[@SororitasSimp]

Copyright issues :( But anyways, he just added Scotland the Brave played in Bagpipes, so just play the song in another tab i guess

[@jozinek876]

@@SororitasSimp lol

[@bryangray2616]

Ummm playing scotland the brave while waving an English flag how about no.

[@eduardfox763]

7:05 the name os the music plesse

[@mete3710]

You're the best around

[@angriff3626]

Darude sandstorm

[@mete3710]

@@angriff3626 this shit is not funny anymore

[@ok_waffle5288]

@@mete3710 we know but we appreciate the work it took to make this vid

[@ok_waffle5288]

@@mete3710 And it makes us happy

[@wildbuffalo338]

3:30 song name?

[@boilerhoer3906]

Darude Sandstorm

[@christianriddler5063]

@@boilerhoer3906 Go to hell you sack of shite.

[@christianriddler5063]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3rTl4qFh7aKnrc

[@boilerhoer3906]

Christian Riddler No u 😎

[@yunusemrecekic8933]

0:58 wtf

[@Pyre001]

The Scandinavians invade Great Britain again in: *Great Pagan Army 2: Electric Boogaloo*

[@SaxonSpooner]

What was the remix at the end?

[@r.k.shyamraajvarthanan7604]

Good nice super British 👍

[@Zoey--]

First 25 seconds I'm already fucknig dying. I love this so much :D

[@cajucaralho9922]

One of the best mods for sure, if it ever gets finished

[@moranletouze1449]

The football commentators made me choke on my croissant

[@Monkechnology]

HIS NAME'S WORRAZZ HE'S AN ARSEHOLE! *Goes to Australia * IT'S A FUCKING EMU *Defeats the army and get's promoted to Lord Admiral of the Emus *

[@simonweaver9000]

When Napoleon shows p and you played 'I Ran', I spilled my tea.

[@escac5868]

For those who wonder 2.00 is the rogues - gravel walk, enjoy lads! If you dont know the 3.42, well, you are in luck. Its the sound of being colonized. I love ya all foking cunts and hope you have the loicence to view this video.

[@kreb5634]

Never been this early

[@diogovarzim498]

25k likes 26k views congrats man that is success

[@Davion197]

You say "British Experience", but I'm seeing a serious lack of muslims. What sort of caliphate is this?!

[@assarhenden959]

got home from party starts youtube on ipad resumes at woraz kicking peasant woman lmao ad plays fuck ads keep watching, still piss drunk from party and lmao and wake parents parents mad af worth

[@lukascadeur]

I can’t play The Eagle anymore, i’m subscribed in the workshop but it doesn’t show up when you choose the module 😢😢

[@mrbeeforiginal9612]

3:30 and 4:06 what´s the name of that song ?

[@christianriddler5063]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3rTl4qFh7aKnrc

[@dogeplayzgamezjr.3837]

What mod was used for this, I found this enjoyable and I want to try it myself.

[@cdawg116]

Im curious too

[@cdawg116]

Ah, it appears to be L'Aigle

[@bayross3562]

As a french it was something to hear french... FROM FOOTBALL MATCH

[@BarryTGash]

I know not who you are Koifish, but I fear your satire strikes a little too close to home. I shall subscribe only so I shall be informed early of any future indiscretions...

[@elbonnybar]

0/10 not enough TEA.

[@CT-qm2zx]

Truly extraordinary sir Koifish! I loved it!

[@Spoiscos]

Did u seriously get copyright claimed on William Wallace shouting freedom? Mama Mia

[@johnsmead5096]

lol the Sharpe clip with him swinging the chicken got me

[@mendsaikhan7168]

Men these days don't know how to treat a woman anymore: Men back in the days when their wife cooks dinner 1 second late: 3:16

[@ivansalamon7028]

The William Wallace speech gave me goosebumps.