the AWFUL Beverly Hills Cop PS2 game

[@stmsly]

this feels like something you'd find on the app store called "grand city theft auto 6: street crimes"

[@captaincabogo936]

*made by "insert chinese lettering here"

[@stmsly]

@@captaincabogo936 "Epic WuShong 不要错过 Epic Game Studio LTD"

[@DeyshaunHoutz-d6g]

Change auto to city tho

[@t.c.bramblett617]

@@DeyshaunHoutz-d6g GREAT CITY CAR BATTLE VOLUME V FLORIDA FASHION

[@MachoSavage-j9c]

And the Ads portray it as a FPS, or a RPG pick your own adventure game. Something like "Save her? Turn her in? PISS IN HER MOUTH!!?" But if downloaded and play. It's a 1920's City builder/management game about running a Illiegal Liqour gig.

[@wythe2445]

This looks like a PS1 game somebody would play with a Xbox controller on a Game cube in the background of a random NCIS episode about a skinning murder spree

[@killak2death]

This is the kind of comedy i like, beautifully put.

[@KaiBrunk125]

God this is perfect.

[@TheDrugFreeThrasher]

Or the Xbox 360 controller that is clearly not turned on

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

😂😂😂😂

[@Alki-1996]

NCIS condones.

[@CerberusLives]

Fun fact - there was so little content in this game that it came on a CD instead of the usual PS2 DVD.

[@AlphaFlight]

I said it looks like something that came with cereal or something lul

[@asd-zc9ww]

On par for blast games tbh

[@Robinhickey2nd]

Is that true??

[@CerberusLives]

@@Robinhickey2nd Yep!

[@Robinhickey2nd]

@@CerberusLives haha that's mad. So they limited themselves to a ps1 level game 😂

[@NormalN00b123]

Here's a game you should give a try. It's called Stitch: Experiment 626 for the PS2. This game is actually supposed to take place before the events of the first Lilo and Stitch movie.

[@nickkellogg2687]

I remember that being really fun as a kid, wonder if it is all a lie or not😂

[@garnon26]

Don‘t know if it still holds up, but I really enjoyed that game as a kid.

[@brandonperrott9861]

I remember it was a really good game

[@Benji_6620]

Bro what a nostalgic memory unlock you just gave me 😮 crazy this was mad fun!!

[@shantofistie4281]

Been suggesting god hand to them on every video They just don't listen bro

[@Bill-lt5qf]

Some poor kid had no choice but to play this.

[@abdou.the.heretic]

Me, third world parents barely spoke a different language, the cover was MOH Vanguard... I knew this shit wasn't WW2... Parents refused to return the bootleg dvd despite my fair complaint lol

[@SpicyRikers]

@@abdou.the.heretic I am so sorry lol that must have sucked so bad

[@abdou.the.heretic]

@@SpicyRikers it did man, the gaslighting made me think Vanguard was just a level around the corner and this is some age of empire shit with eras n stuff...

[@TheTyisawesome]

​@@abdou.the.hereticBruh the fact it was supposed to be vanguard ffs so shit man feels bad

[@khankake9576]

He had a choice to throw it in the garbage.

[@BigMac87963]

No matter how much they run from it, Mind Pulp can’t escape Blast

[@dannychung5962]

It's their LJN

[@dasdiesel3000]

I wish I could've been in the meeting where in between progress reports on family-friendly titles like Mr. Bean & sales figures from Home Alone someone pitched Beverly Hills Cop as the next logical IP 😂

[@JakeTheComicBookDude]

The Mr. Bean game was the first Mind Pulp video I saw back in 2021.

[@dasdiesel3000]

@@JakeTheComicBookDude it was probably a lot of people's first, I'd imagine. Considering how little coverage there's ever been of it, the ludicrous nature of it, the trash fire of "gameplay", & how often they reference it, it's gotta be one of their most-watched by a mile, right?

[@ibox9s]

blast is always there.

[@tabletbooks4967]

The reason why the character looks nothing like Axel F. Is because the game company got a license to the character, but not the actor's likeness - which, being Eddie Murphy, has a very high value. Something similar happened to the Jurassic Park merch licensing, so the company that produced the action figures got a license to Jeff Goldblum's character, but not the actor's likeness, so his character's action figure looks nothing like him. A high quality game company most likely would not commit to an adaptation without the central actor's likeness properly licensed.

[@JamzManz777]

It’s only a matter of time until you play the Thomas the tank engine on the PS2. You will never escape blast.

[@garnon26]

Why does Eddie Murphy looks like a mixture of Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel in this game ?

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

They didn't even try.😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Like how the license was at the bottom of the menu wtf was they Thinking?

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Bruce Diesel? Vin Willis?

[@luislv5765]

Lol

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

@@garnon26 this and bad boys need A modding treatment badly.

[@clydetheghostboy]

Your channel is the pinnacle of KZbin. It's everything a channel should be, hitting the mark without fail.

[@PartyAnimalsOfficial]

Eddie Murphy ❌ Bruce Willis ✅

[@OAnalista-l9g]

True, actually would make an interesting movie.

[@DaveWasThereMan]

Jimmy, from Bullsworth

[@PartyAnimalsOfficial]

@@DaveWasThereMan 😂😂😂😂 literally

[@MarioLuigiBros-64-DS]

DONKEY!!!

[@OAnalista-l9g]

@@DaveWasThereMan He even has the same outfit.

[@HouseholdWarrior]

Fun fact: there was going to be a game released alongside the movie Beverly Hills Ninja, most likely for the playstation 1.

[@jasonjones7461]

Are you being serious? I actually love that movie. I had it on VHS and me and my friends watched it so much that we could recite nearly the whole movie. Like 26 years later I can still remember A bunch of lines. A game would've been TERRIBLE and yet I'm really annoyed it didn't happen 😂

[@DezterAandryl-fh1ez]

I must've missed the Beverly Hills Cop sequel when Axl was burned horribly in a house fire. Wow.

[@stereotypespecialist]

That happened off camera. :)

[@BIayne]

It's on Netflix.

[@Mr.Pallanza]

Oh wow. Seeing you play this game made me remember a lesser known and underrated KZbin reviewer Tennings, who played this game as one of his earlier videos. He posts once every 12 years though, an inside joke of his channel. In his playthrough, Tennings isn't even able to even finish the game, reaching the final level and encountering an unavoidable losing scenario due to the game being so buggy. But damn, to see you guys FINISHING IT was cathartic 😂 This was a pain to see you play this mess, but it was satisfying just doing 'stealth' - and by 'stealth', I mean you just going up behind a guard shoot them in the head point-blank.

[@bink]

So he only has two videos?

[@Jumbopoptv]

Never thought Id see another person mention tennings lol, love that channel

[@greenhowie]

I've seen Unity asset flips on "worst games ever" lists that look better than this. It's actually kind of weirdly impressive.

[@AlphaFlight]

They developed a mobile game before mobile games were a thing

[@jasonjones7461]

Exactly. Doing a janky asset flip is lazy bs. This Beverly hills cop game took loads of passion and actual effort to get it to the lowest quality possible. Impressive

[@thelxguy9101]

Fun fact: Blast Entetainment (the responsible of this sh*tty game) was seen as a racist video game company or being a Eddie Murphy hater by what you're seeing in the Beverly Hills Cop game, and the cover of Dr. Dolittle game for PS2, his face is covered. Yep, Blast was lucky to be defunct years before modern days

[@RugaQwarrcall]

And not only did they cover Dr. Dolittle's face on the cover; which they likely did because it undoubtedly isn't Eddie Murphy in that photo, and likely isn't even someone of African descent; but they also replaced him with a white man in that game too. A white man who barely even looks human, and isn't even wearing a single thing anyone would even remotely associate with healthcare or veterinary work. Now, we can give them the benefit of the doubt by assuming they were intending on him to be inspired by the Rex Harrison version depicted in 1967. But that little benefit goes straight out the window given they use the font, clothing, and poster styling of the Eddie Murphy version of Dr. Dolittle for the cover. So at BEST, they are openly/actively dishonest and immoral with their marketing; and at worst, there is credence to those allegations. Either way, not a great outlook for a gaming company.

[@smoke270]

Or maybe they couldn't afford the rights to use Eddie Murphy's likeness? 😂

[@NewSonyWonderHappyMadisonFan]

@@smoke270 Like, they could still use a black character that doesn't look like Eddie Murphy.

[@charliehorse8401]

​@@smoke270 so it's a good idea to just replace him with a white man all together? The answer is no, no it's not. At the very least they could have done bargain brand Dollar General Eddie Murphy and at least have him be a black guy, but lo and behold.

[@randomrants148]

@@charliehorse8401 Now it's reverse every white character a swap with black characters either side it racist. I agree No it's not right.

[@dasdiesel3000]

"Sorry Detective Foley, you must've forgotten about my state-of-the-art alarm system -- my guards' holler!! Muahahaha"

[@rwlynch3468]

Missed the spelling mistake at the 8.28 mark. "Because we all kow the nickname."

[@matthewavery2934]

I’m gonna be real, Blast just didn’t even try with this game, it’s even worse than Mr Bean. I think Mr Bean is gonna have to hand over his worst PS2 game crown to the COPS immediately

[@SpicyRikers]

The Mr bean game worked atleast lol

[@matthewavery2934]

@@SpicyRikers and it had music too

[@FaithEditz1899]

Since it's blast im expecting a garden level

[@shendruew]

"It's gonna take some real lack of effort to top this one." The Crow on Sega Saturn: "Hold my mascara."

[@samanthatongs3280]

This feels like a prototype of the game

[@TwoDecadesTooLate]

Billy looks like a slightly melted wax work of Zac Efron

[@samuelwetz8378]

You can definitely tell that this game was done with almost no budget but had enough to license the Beverly Hills Cop name and made a game that looks like a Pre Render mess

[@XJag9684]

I'm 94% sure they didn't have a license for anything. That's why it wasn't released in America because they would've been sued in oblivion.

[@samuelwetz8378]

@@XJag9684 well, they must’ve had some level of licensing to use the name Beverly Hills Cop or else they would’ve been sued for using it. I’m not a expert in anything when it comes to the Ins and outs of name licensing overall but I’m sure there’s probably something to explain it

[@neilpatrickhairless]

They likely bought the title licensing from Paramount but didn't want to pay Eddie Murphy a separate wad of cash to use his likeness as he is a Unionized actor worth a shit load of money

[@bobbynick5358]

I think this company "Stealth system" isn't real (as they got other few broken games with "stealth levels") I think it goes by you have go certain path trigger path and not to be caught. It's not a real stealth system like Metal Gear Solid or even Metal Gear on the NES.

[@johnzedrickbaluyan583]

This game Look Like Superman N64.

[@charliehorse8401]

Oh no need to be THAT harsh! Superman N64 at least has some charm to it, unlike this pile of dog poo! Put some respect on my boy's name.

[@blinxman4956]

Blast is the LJN of PS2 games.

[@leeweesquee]

Phoenix as well

[@notjohncena6269]

10:16 it’s Jimmy Hopkins, all grown up

[@josephsabogal1708]

You guys really should try Madagascar 3 for the PS3, it would be nice to finish the trilogy. Keep up the amazing content.

[@OAnalista-l9g]

I agree.

[@mirandamartin4001]

They really weren’t having a Blast playing this game

[@nickgee7291]

The more random and obscure the game seems, the more I enjoy watching them play and review it. Its like the space ice of video game channels

[@tunadoomshitpost]

WHERE EDDIE MURPHYY SHOWED THE WORLD... THAT HE'S ACTUALLY BRUCE WILLIS

[@neilhannan5112]

Yes, when I think of Beverly Hill Cops I think of Eddie Murphy who is this 😂 in the game

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Someone needs to mod this game.😂 Change him into Eddie Murphy.

[@JoePianist]

One of my favorite episodes! It’s rare to see you guys do a complete play-through too!!

[@theguywithawierdname]

Having a bit in an action movie where the main cop skulks behind a guard, tries to shoot him in the back of the head and misses like 7 times without the guard noticing, and then just giving up and sneaking away is some Airplane shit

[@PastelJackal]

This looks like one of those mobile games you find off the Google play market

[@khankake9576]

Those same games are also on the App store

[@BeyondTheFrontDoor]

*Still waiting on that Evil Dead Hail To The King video guys…*

[@gaindekiryu]

This game's Axel Foley looks like a Vin Diesel knock-off 😂

[@iriedesu8955]

I heard that The IT Crowd soundbite at 7:26!!!

[@jadedheartsz]

I unironically like this game's interpretation of the Axel F theme.

[@PincheBrayan101]

YOU SHOULD PLAY SHREK CAKE ADVENTURE ON PS1 The controls are god awful

[@Notpoop906]

you guys are my new favorite channel. just finished binge watching your whole catalogue over the last 5 days. absolutely GOATED duo.

[@francisoffilth7953]

8:26 y’all missed they spelled know without the n 😂😂 kow lmao “Because we all kow the nickname” this game is great

[@t045tSKT]

The liquor bottle actually says "klump" and has Professor Klump from Eddie's "Nutty Professor"

[@DaveTheScwede]

The credits had 3 dudes with the same surname. This game is arguably a family project

[@txt5220]

29:16 Do games usually credit their IT support? I'm in IT support and it'd be like creditting the janitor

[@TommyDaGreatest]

You know a game is garbage when they didn't even bother activating the computer screen.

[@esbenm6544]

For half the episode I couldn't remember who plays Axel F and thought the model was supposed to look like Martin Lawrence. There's no visual que to say otherwise. The character looks like an untextured model.

[@MarcussJay]

“It’s about to get heavy.. isn’t it?” *shoots shotgun and misses 5 feet from unaware gangster*

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

Not that the games I'm about to mention were anywhere this bad- but this reminds me of what was probably my favorite era of gaming, which was in the early 2000s ps2. Im talking Prince of Persia, Kingdom Hearts, True Crimes Streets of LA, Def Jam, the fight for NY. Great little gems.

[@PoisonousPen]

Beverley Hills cop. It’s about a cop that belongs to a woman named Beverley Hill. His name is Aspel Foily. He is Beverley’s Cop.

[@inkmime]

Oh my lord, why does Eddie Murphy look like an overgrown Jimmy Hopkins from Bully.

[@thezachmarsh]

Me (looking at the thumbnail): "Hahaha okay now show me the actual character models"

[@TheTyisawesome]

14:14 "He's got a GUN!" This guy slowing losing his sanity over how useless Billy is and complete utter shit the game is lmao😂

[@cormac9241]

Holy moly I didn't know such a game existed

[@marcus_ds_44697]

A couple of classic games for the ps2 you should play are The Getaway and its sequel Black Monday.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

This was probably between 3 an 4 When Axel foley left the precinct. So they replaced em with a white Guy.

[@Dcrev]

Atomic planet enterainment has a list of terrible looking games, one of which, “The Guy Game” is actually illegal in the United States now due to Underage Nudity included in it. These guys are real pieces of work lol

[@dionw1644]

Anyone know the music at 10:06 when hes not in the car?

[@literallyfree5672]

What’s the song at 1:58?

[@jlb9577]

I saw Tennings cover this yeeeaaars ago. Can’t wait for MindPulp’s take 😂

[@NICK33188]

I had this game, the worst experience I've had in gaming and that first level alone was horrible. So glad that you guys decided to do a video on this one

[@zeoiguess]

Imagine asking your parents 007 as a kid and getting Beverly Hills Cop instead.

[@justin9181]

Miss you guys no matter long it is you make me truly belly laugh even by myself thanks for all you guys do !!

[@spiderjerusalem100]

Remember, this game is on the same console as Shadow of the colossus, Metal gear solid 3, Ratchet and Clank and Burnout 3.

[@amadeus3341]

Maybe Eddy knew it would be shit and said:"Use all characters but not me" lmao Or they didnt got the rights for Axel Foley as Character.

[@christiansmalley4977]

I’ve binged watched your content over the weekend, love you guys. Keep doing what you’re doing 😊

[@alegomanYTPs]

WOW Someone literally willed this into existence recently. There's no way it was already here in this reality, wtf dude?

[@PurushaDesa]

So I have to assume from that character model that the plot to this game is as follow : _Axel Foley's good friend, Common, has his face horrifically burned off during a violent home invasion and will now wreak revenge no matter the cost_ .

[@AndreasS.-wo8iu]

The 9/11 of videogames.How one critic called the game once.

[@watchingeye1278]

8:41 WOOW! a gun that turns dead bodys into GHOSTS?!?

[@MaddSmoke]

Ah Beverly Hills Cop - this used to be my jam!🔥

[@chrisg3193]

17:29 for whatever reason, as a kid, this wouldve triggered some high level anxiety in me seeing the void

[@jasonlee186]

This channel has made me realize there’s a whole other universe worth of PS2 games I’ve never heard of

[@coolerthanafrieza4726]

The floor isn’t actually reflective its just clear with the model of the light put underneath to replicate reflections a lot of games did that at the time also i loved the way you used the i.t crowd intro lol

[@Gourmondise]

Fun fact - forklifts weigh about 3.6 tons. That mass would easily take the gates out without much acceleration.

[@rickmartinez3268]

0:19 you have got to be kidding me

[@Yeahitdosentmatter]

I saw someone else playing this and I came to you guys channel to tell you to play it . But look what we have here . Thanks guys .

[@jadedheartsz]

Bad Boys game was actually pretty good, you guys need to try out the 2005 Miami Vice game that also only came out overseas.

[@billyunderhill8378]

As a fellow Billy, I can say with confidence that we do in fact act like that.

[@gabrielsmith488]

I really need you guys to play Scarface: The World Is Yours. For the PS2, You're definitely gonna enjoy it, Love your videos watching from South Africa 🇿🇦.

[@slimpickins7752]

Ok you did Aquaman now if you could do Batman: Dark Tomorrow and Superman: Man of Steel the trifecta of superhero jank will be complete! Please!

[@tomasrivero6423]

The unintentional comedic timing in some of these games is actually impressive

[@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWanderer]

0:21 Vin Diesel from Wish? XD

[@dcpunisher4781]

I kind of miss these days when pure insipid crap could be made. It's not like the 80's with rampant unlicensed games and such, but these games just make the gaming hobby a bit more memorable. This is like a cereal game? Does anyone remember Chex Adventure Shooter? AVGN made a video about that game.

[@DmitriyK12]

Chex Adventure Shooter was actually decent to play ; I was surprised to actually play or try out a semi playable fps on Windows PC's.

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

you must not know what indie games are

[@AnnDVine]

I've seen Half-Life mods made and released for free by bedroom programmers in the late 90s with better production value

[@Xethron91]

"This is the 9/11 of video games." - Jeff Gerstmann

[@juliocesarsajhe]

Actually guys, this is my favorite game ever.

[@demosneokleous4877]

Max: "I suck at FPS games on console" Also Max: 9:17

[@kennyjurgens9084]

Great video, I was actually interested in this. Please don't cover Miami Vice also for some reason only released in Europe, I'm hoping it's better than this

[@MrSolidBlakeGaming]

Axel foley by Disney

[@ZuperDarkk]

2 years ago you declared Mr Bean by Blast as the worst game 1 year ago you declared Little Britain by Blast as the worst game Now you declared Beverley Hills by Blast as the worst game I think I'm starting to see a pattern

[@AftertheStorm]

The spiritual successor to QWOP is crazy.

[@scottylewis8124]

I can now confirm that Blast is the PS2 version of LJN.

[@OAnalista-l9g]

In the game he is more close to Crazy Frog than Eddie Murphy.

[@TBCM_strawberryshortcakeVR]

MIND PULP POSTED AGAIN!!!

[@gabrielmalta1962]

At first I thought "Well BHC is an old movie and the game looks quite like an early title for the PS2, right?" Nope. This game was released in '06. The PS3 was already out in Japan by November of that year.

[@gabrielmalta1962]

@@Adarkane325xi sorry i guess?

[@LeonLein82]

I genuinely love the theme tune of this game

[@watchingeye1278]

The question is: Will we ever get a sequel to the game of Mr.Cleans origin?!?

[@Vampyr787]

Game devs had balls making such a crappy unplayable game and first thing they throw at you is a stealth level.

[@PataStonks]

8:27 "We all kow the nickname" 😂