the AWFUL G.I. Joe game nobody played

[@MindPulp]

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[@JasonRamme-g9w]

Play Cars 3:Driven to win

[@isaiahmoss8277]

Please y’all gotta play alien colonial marines best alien game out there👍👍👍

[@ChipFanXO]

Play spider man web of shadows

[@rickmartinez3268]

This game existed because of money

[@rickmartinez3268]

@@isaiahmoss8277yes that’s right

[@ThePrinceofElPaso]

Hi, Gi Joe fan here. Can confirm the game wasn’t very good. But just getting any gi joe game at all was pretty fun, cuz the brand is ignored a lot outside of the toy market.

[@AtomSquirrel]

And it’s better than their previous ideas honestly. Not that I’m giving Game Mill a pass. No one should get famous for selling garbage

[@kcsnipes]

U ever play the card game from wizards ? I loved that game

[@DatPRGuy2017]

Hoping that the upcoming Snake Eyes game is good since that has former Rocksteady developers working on it

[@porkchopexpress84]

A shame too because with all the wild characters and crazy weapons and vehicles it could make a good game if done well

[@cherrygrabber7172]

A Tenchu game but playing as Snake Eyes would be pretty sweet. That and an XCOM Gi Joe.

[@liambowles7236]

Fun fact: Action Man is GI Joe rebranded for the UK market. But rather than the 80s cartoon they used the old school GI Joe of the 60s and 70s

[@kylegregory46]

Really? I always thought he was the boys equivalent to Barbie

[@victorsantana5252]

And action man was stationed in northern Ireland

[@abschu713]

@@kylegregory46GI Joe is the boys equivalent to Barbie in North America too 😅, they were even introduced around the same time by the same company (Hasbro in the 1960s)

[@AnonYmous-wm6wq]

Action Man came out in 1966, so yeah…they wouldn’t use later renditions from the 80s or 70s lol.

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@AnonYmous-wm6wq You look me in the eyes and repeat that with a straight face.

[@Ragnarok540]

Very brave of Genshin Impact Joe to advertise in this specific video.

[@skynet0912]

I was thinking the exact same thing! I was like "So THAT'S what the G.I in G.I Joe stands for..."

[@ggsDreamzz]

i don’t know about anyone else who grew up in the 2000’s but bakugon was my SHIT

[@adamgamble8386]

The dream would be to see G IJOE characters in a video game that could be like metal gear solid, Call of Duty, terminator Resistance but hasbro will probably never want gi joe to be done in a dark gritty violent style even though it would work so well

[@paxhumana2015]

No, if anything, the franchise deserves Koei Tecmo, and Bandai Namco, working with Hasbro and EA and then make it like their Warriors type video games, but better, and deeper, with every single character, vehicle, and such that has ever been made, yes, even the original 1960s stuff as well. The characters could get Skill Trees, and I mean DEEP Skill Trees, that contain the usage of Weapons, Vehicles, Mounts (like horses, camels, elephants, bears, etc.), Combat Skills, and that could actually make an impact in game play. The AI would be the good AI of like Dynasty Warriors 3/Shin Sengokumusou 2, the Weapons could have the Crimson Sun, and Dynasty Warriors: Gundam/Gundam Musou, franchises as its base (and even have the G.I. Joe/Action Force, COBRA, Red Shadows, S.K.A.R., and other Third Parties be able to be partnered with different Weapons, Vehicles, Mounts, and Combat Skills in Free Play Mode), and there could even be multiple player LAN, Console/PC/Laptop, AND Online Team Battles that work like a better version of Bladestorm: The Hundred Years War, but on both sides. Here is what I propose on such things. The two leaders of each faction (or three leaders if there are battles that have three armies) each lead commands on people, and then the underlings can pass on commands to their underlings, making it feel like a a more realistic depiction of war in that sense. So, despite it being in 3D, is this the proper approach to the franchise, yes or no?

[@HermitKing731]

80s and 90s was peak "American cartoons meant to sell toys". Then they were pressured to stop doing that and then I feel Japan filled in the void with all of their cartoons to sell toys.

[@Generik_]

I still have my GI JOE, He-Man, Transformers, and Turtles toys. Even a couple GI JOE vehicles in their boxes. FYI: Tomax has a twin brother named Xamot, with a scar across his face.

[@thunblot78]

I didn't know Tomax and Xamot was a GI JOE reference, I just heard the names in that one Family Guy joke.

[@paxhumana2015]

@@thunblot78 , fun fact, one of the G.I. Joe/Action Force video games was made by Taxan, and that company was a secondary label company of Naxat Soft.

[@matthewavery2934]

19:10 your partner not healing you is like Donald deciding to use a different spell instead of Cura on Sora when his health is low

[@lilpunk-_-]

the irony in the opening about something being made just to sell you things transitioning into an ad for genshit is so funny

[@some-replies]

Well the video was made to make money...

[@VRVegeta]

Anything for money, even when it's completely lying to your fans, about how good the shitty game is.

[@Sean_Trotta]

I got an ad for Genshin Impact in this Video, that honestly just completes it.

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

@@VRVegeta Genshin is a pretty decent game though, the main issue is the gacha

[@joeyjoejoe1394]

“Snow Job” is a now-archaic term for a con job, because he’s a good-natured scammer.

[@DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo]

Seriously, I demand a Mind Pulp "cwinge" compilation.

[@tehpurplepills]

That'd be so cring

[@OptimusPrime_Commenter]

at 10:59 theres like 2 frames of Duke just straight up t posing

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

WALMART DARTH VADER is the most accurate description for cobra commander

[@smeagolalltheway]

Absolutely not.... darth vader is a bitch.

[@clayton_rose]

I was gonna complain that he came 1st but turns out he didn’t. While GI Joe was released in 1964 Cobra Commander didn’t appear until 1982; 5 years after the 1st Star Wars film

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

@@clayton_rose the more you know . . .

[@jalpro7997]

He's still a cool villain

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

@@jalpro7997 very much so

[@AllG98]

Can’t think about GI Joe without remembering the FenslerFilms PSA parodies. “Porkchop sandwiches!”

[@andrewb4999]

Give him the stick. DOOOON’T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

[@redheadnerd96]

Fun fact G.I Joe is crossing over with the Autobots and Decepticons in the next Transformers film as they were in the end credit scene of Transformers Rise Of The Beasts

[@SuperFlyinPwrs]

I’ll believe it when I see it. That last TF movie was big wet fart, both commercially and critically. Outside of the excellent figures, nobody cares about GI Joe.

[@redheadnerd96]

@@SuperFlyinPwrs I actually liked the newest Transformers movie.

[@CongoChongoVIII]

@@redheadnerd96you like garbage?

[@paxhumana2015]

@@SuperFlyinPwrs , no one cares about an internet troll like yourself, yet you posted on here in the vain hopes that someone MIGHT care about you...spoiler alert, they still don't care about you.

[@rob_bkr]

Ghostbusters, ninja turtles, transformers, he man and thundercats were my go-to TV shows to sell toys when I was a kid

[@JakeTheComicBookDude]

Was never a fan of He Man, TMNT, Thundercats, or G.I. Joe, but I like Transformers action figures.

[@MidniteMeatBus]

Same here. Never liked toys that much in general except for Transformers which are still amazing. They have the coolest gimmick and there is so much thought in the transformations. ​@@JakeTheComicBookDude

[@dubstrap6095]

I love the 2 rules of the channel No talking about blue beetle And no Split screen

[@delitatactics6721]

They forgot rule 3. Always say something about the color purple

[@Shoebil]

Don't forget talking in "uwu speech" when acting like nerds.

[@paxhumana2015]

Weird fact, in the 1970s, an episode of Scooby and Scrappy-Doo actually involved a plot to a comic book company having a bit of sabotage and the character that was involved in that episode was called The Blue Scarab. Now, if you know your Hanna-Barbera, and DC, histories, then you would know that Hanna-Barbera had a number of years in which they made DC cartoons, and yet, despite Hanna-Barbera having access to the DC library, and the character existing at the time in DC, there was no push for the Ted Cord version of The Blue Beetle to be in the Superfriends, and related, cartoons/Western anime. Also, speaking of THAT particular character, The Blue Beetle is depicted as, you guessed it, a scarab beetle (which is also true, even with the modern Jaime Reyes version of the character), and, speaking of the Ted Cord version of the character, he too, turned to villainy, like the comic in that show, as well as the person that was disguising himself as the character. Finally, this was the only time in the entirety of the Scooby-Doo franchise that a person WAS NOT disguised a monster/demon/ghost/alien as the villain of the week.

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

Y’all should play one of the MLP games Outright made to complete the Hasbro holy trinity

[@esbenm6544]

So, millions died during this game when they shut off the power. Seems a bit harsher than Cobra's usual plans but also more effective.

[@overlordpichu5577]

i will have you know, yugioh was created as an insane manga about occultist egyptian spirits determining the fate of the world through ridiculous games such as "nitroglycerine ice puck table hockey". THEN after that it became a vehicle to flog yugioh cards.

[@pineapplesmoovey7898]

even when I was a little kid all I could think when seeing Beyblade was "... man this is dumb"

[@totenkopf8814]

Real shit was Yu-Gi-Oh

[@paxhumana2015]

@@totenkopf8814 , actually, Beyblade is just glorified spinning tops and Yu-Gi-Oh is merely Dungeons and Dragons in card battle form, with the occasional nod to other Konami video game franchises.

[@totenkopf8814]

@@paxhumana2015 yeah it was more then just fantasy it had sci-fi elements as well

[@jordangerardpotier]

Me: I’ll give this a fair shot. 10 mins later… Me: I already hate this.

[@BobGoss]

"Roadblock" is what you name your kid when you've got big plans in life then... boom! Surprise pregnancy!

[@zacharisincennes8026]

4:10. G.I Joe looks a bit like the zoo keeper from the Madagascar game who you nicknamed Joe Exotic.

[@Angel28366]

Small soldiers for me. I have major chip hazard and the whole gorganite squad.

[@LiquidationNinja]

If you know anything about movie license game, quoting from Angry Joe "NO, THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO A BLOCKBUSTER GAME"

[@maxkaufmann833]

When I was young it was all Pokemon, Star Wars, Spider-Man, and Batman. Though of course I saw commercials for G.I. Joe. Cobra Commander has the fit for sure.

[@ShaunMcLaughlin-nv9dm]

TMNT and ghostbusters had my heart when I was a child

[@taydoingthings549]

Fun fact! There actually has been confirmed plans for G.I Joe to make a modern comeback, only, in a movie with the live action transformers. It was teased at the end of Rise Of The Beasts and confirmed at a con iirc?......yeah. I don't get it either man

[@echoinbound]

seeing action man flash on the screen was too much for me, leave that sweet prince to rest before they bring his corpse back to life!

[@davibrelazdealbuquerque5766]

6:26 - OH MY GOD ! IT'S SHORELEAVE ! Oh wait, nevermind, I forgot that's G.I. Joe not the Venture Bros, my bad...

[@MrTragedious986]

This looks kinda like Fortnite.

[@jonmcintyre1144]

Which is funny because Snake Eyes is in Fortnite. He’s the only G.I. Joe character So Far to be in it. I’d love to see Cobra Commander as a skin soon.

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

Didn't this come out before Fortnite?

[@Pk_hmm]

It does have the camera angles of Fortnite, so yeah. But the character models and the story is not so. Sorry for that.

[@kcsnipes]

We’re they trying to get gijoe fans to play with with their kids that play fortnite ?

[@DustinBigMac]

​@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 this particular one was released in 2020

[@briceonyoutube7215]

My favorite kids TV show that I would NEVER miss was ReBoot!

[@tjnucnuc]

“Hey kid I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading!!”

[@youngkhronic2243]

I need the lore on why a Canadian and a British man are playing video games together in America like how did they meet

[@matthewavery2934]

I think this game tried to hard to make it look like a G I JOE cartoon and tried to little to be a good game

[@safebox36]

Fun Fact: that new Kong game is actually a remake of a Japanese-only title where you have to survive in Tokyo during a climactic battle between the likes of Godzilla, Ultraman, Sentai villains, and a Gundam at one point. It sounds like pure fanfic, but getting crossovers is a lot easier in the Japanese copyright sphere 😅

[@lutherheggs451]

Its not even remotely a remake of that game. The game your talking about was a first person game.

[@AnnDVine]

Are you talking about A City Shrouded in Shadow? That one was made by the developers of the Disaster Report series, which did make it out of Japan if you're looking for something that plays similarly! (It also wasn't in first-person - unless that's not the game you're thinking of.)

[@Clayton0301]

You have no idea how much I loved Power Rangers. Just obsessed. I would pretend I was the purple alligator ranger. I would make up stories in my mind that Tommy left Kim for me. I still wish I could be one lol. I was born in ‘90

[@scholartheterminator94]

Epic mickey mindpulp video when?

[@redheadnerd96]

Action Man and Max Steel were my go to toys in the late 90s and early 2000s

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

There was GI Joe before the movies?!

[@totenkopf8814]

How can mind pulp rip more on g.i joe then phonko pops 🗿

[@andyf3269]

Y’all should do more 2 player games.

[@Pepsicherry2005]

but the rules said no splitscreen so i guess currie is just a lazy backup player man and prefers co op but no splitscreen so yeah max gets the credit but currie no credit for him

[@totenkopf8814]

My childhood show to toy pipeline was Yu-Gi-Oh 💀

[@foggy9624]

My deep dark secret is that I'd buy the hell out of a game mill Power Rangers game at full price just for the nostalgia

[@Heavymetalhunk]

"Back shot" is the best name ever!! Hahahaha I'm dying from laughing 😂😂😂

[@Koop_Soup]

This game had an all time peak of 9 players online on steamdb

[@jasonjones7461]

When they said "GO JOE!" It gave me sudden flashbacks to that "Angry Video Game nerd" episode about that weird "Howard Johnson" sponsored Sega VHS hint tapes where that stupid long-haired jackass keeps popping up and yelling "HO JO!"

[@porkchopexpress84]

What were they thinkinggg!

[@Purplesubmariner]

7:19 I laughed so hard hearing that, it is the most 80's Saturday morning cartoon villain line read I've ever heard

[@hugedumper]

This my fav youtube channel. You guys are the best together

[@SugarFreeGaming]

My cartoon to toy show was Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh. I'm sure my parents hated the amount of cards I made them buy

[@skynet0912]

My nostalgia drug and childhood obsession was definitly a mix of the 80s and 90s version of TMNT, and the Power Rangers show up until around season 4-5! They are the only ones i can remember clearly having both toys and even dressing up as for halloween... I also had a weird obsession with the Johnny Quest: The Real Adventures show, mostly because it had one of the most amazing intros of all time!

[@Anderson12690]

Beautiful music indeed ❤ Also, love ur content guys, reminds me of “two best friends play” Keep it up lads!

[@alexsheperd2060]

This video is considerably funnier after the announcement of concord going offline. I was weird with my show to toy pipeline and dug the show chaotic which had both a half assed card game and toys. There was also a shitty video game

[@ChipFanXO]

Please play SHREK extra large or spongebobs boating bash

[@thefartofthecards759]

The toy centric show that had a hold on me was Beast Wars: Transformers. Which has a PS1 game you guys should totally play. Also loved Action Man.

[@GenericBrand-TM]

It was definitely TMNT and Ghostbusters toys for me. I even had the Turtle Tank that shot the little plastic pizzas.

[@solemnjester2100]

fun fact there was a robot chicken skit about the GIJoe member named Snowjob.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

I think it would be appropriate to pump out half assed videos on Game Mill games, it's what they would want

[@abdelali9279]

People talk a lot about 80's cartoons, but as someone who was a kid in the 2000's I can confirm shows like Yu-Gi-Oh!, Beyblade and definitely Pokémon me pestering my parents for toys and trading cards and videogames as well.

[@Tara-dr7ul]

day1 of asking mindpulp to continue playing bully

[@kylemelenka5526]

Gunhoe, Shieldbreak and Tae-Kwon-Do are out there fighting on the frontlines!" Fucking killed me holy shit that was good

[@SakuraAvalon]

The advantage of Yu-Gi-Oh! is that while the show was made to promote the cards, it adapts the manga's story, which wasn't made to sell a product, and only shifted to cards, when the fan feedback the creator got was so immense, he shifted too focus on it. Without that feedback, Yu-Gi-Oh's! card game would have ended with the duel with Kaiba, switching back to different games each chapter.

[@bloodrunsclear]

The Gamemill Cobra Kai game is HILARIOUS

[@saychaysarchive7065]

I'm a Transformers kid. Grew up on Armada and it's had me ever since. I'm also a GI Joe fan and I have to say: it was so fun watching guys who have no knowledge about GI Joe play this.

[@roguerifter9724]

I played this. It isn't great but I have a soft spot. Baroness was the first comic/cartoon villainess I had a crush on when I was a kid so the idea of a game where we could lead Baroness to victory was still appealing to me. Also there been several GI Joe games. The NES games, Arcade game, and DS games were fun (Though the DS game was odd, They literally took a completed Gauntlet game then canceled it before using the engine to make a GI Joe game. I vaguely recall playing a GI Joe Atari 2600 game

[@AerteMarie]

16:44 That's the same voice actor (Dave Fennoy) for Lee Everett in The Walking Dead by Telltale!

[@HermitKing731]

Would star wars count as something meant to sell toys? Because I had a lot of star wars lego sets as a kid. I mean George Lucas certainly wanted to sell lots of toys.

[@porkchopexpress84]

Yes...that's why Disney killed the original characters off in the new trilogy hoping they could sell a bunch of ray and phasma toys...it didn't work

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

He definitely sold a ton of toys, but shows like G.I. Joe, Transformers and He-Man were specifically created by toy companies, after the toys were already produced. Essentially, they were just 20 minute commercials, but the "today we learned..." segments at the end meant they were legally considered educational shows.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Game Mill?! Oh I'm excited for this video now 😂

[@Rexypoo-ld6do]

My tv to toy grab was power Rangers, ninja turtles,beetle borgs, and vr troopers.

[@christopherrahoche1759]

My TV to toy pipeline was Spiderman in the 90s

[@GlassAxis13]

Try GIJoe for the C64. Roadblock and the Cobra flamethrower guy were banned because they were too powerful. I think the Cobra guy was called Scrap Iron.

[@Vespyr_]

I think it's cool there is a game at all. You're running around as Cobra Commander in a somewhat competent game. That's pretty sweet.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I swear half the assets in this game are ALMOST identical to those in the free spaceship asset pack on the Unreal Engine asset store, but not quite. I wonder if they originally built the levels using those assets, and then had the artists create similar models with the same collision?

[@allenmayne4587]

You are legends. You give me such a laugh when I am sober but even more when I am pi55ed.

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Yugioh didn't start with duel monsters but crazy games. But card game idea got popular that the show (other than season 0) focused on just the card game.

[@quickscope8034]

Glad you're getting big sponsors lately. Well deserved guys!

[@xxcal128]

Would love to see you guys tackle Deadly Premonition

[@swaggetron35]

You should play the rise of cobra game cause I know they LOVE games that’s released with the movie

[@AtomSquirrel]

I mean, it seems like they put more effort than Rise of Kong. Better shooter than MW3

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is other game you play as well as Until Dawn and Minecraft:Story Mode. I don't have those games. I just heard them from a guy named N2SC4R.

[@twall91]

YOO!! Beyblade was a legitimately fun toy though! It came out at the tail end of my “buying toys age” just before starting middle school. So I wasn’t a simple has fun with anything baby at the time lol. But the level of customization, variety, and borderline strategy was so addictive! Not to mention the obvious “collector” appeal. I had probably just like 4 or 5 Beys total but I had hours of fun using the official arena and battling my friends! One thing I would totally consider getting back into as a childish hobby lol

[@AloneTheorist]

Cobra commander sounds like imperfect Cell from Dragon ball imitating a snake.😂😂😅

[@FightingAddiction540]

Love watchin yalls videos while fall asleep

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

I absolutely want two see Golf Shootout played.

[@muratkarabeyaz3344]

The first training mission looked like it was a remake of Agent Armstrong on PS1

[@LJSheffRBLX]

Mind Pulp, you're a content legend

[@totenkopf8814]

Anyone else like G.I Joe not just me right 💀

[@GaymerJosh]

There’s a ton of gems for you guys from Dreamcast era. Illbleed, Space Channel 5, etc. 👀

[@ShadowKilla815]

Give it a few years and someone will say this was their favorite childhood game

[@troyt.6396]

Mine was Zoids . Loved that show. had all the toys. You guys should play that game.

[@davidhinesNA1995]

Bionicles,beyblades, teenage mutant ninja turtles had a hold of me. Miss the 90s lol

[@sylnz97]

the GI in G.I. Joe stands for Genshin Impact

[@JHarlow329]

Patiently waiting for your Concord video

[@FungusUnited]

Snow job back shots road block LMFAOOO

[@Ogtrapking420]

Can’t wait for funko fusion

[@YumariYatasuka]

aaay another mind pulp video and of this godawful game this is gonna be amazing, keep up the great work guys

[@Fridaythe13thgamelover]

Finally A New Upload, Its Been Awhile

[@kennystrowbridge2477]

ITSS BEEN A WHILE🎶🎶🗣️🗣️

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

My childhood "Toy/Cartoon cash grab" Was a mix of Ninja Turtles & PowerRangers (when I was like 5-8) Pokémon & DBZ (around age 8-11)... But once I realized how uncool it was becoming to get super into anime, I stepped off that gas pedal.