The Babylon Bee 2023 New Years Special

[@TheBabylonBeePodcast]

Do you have any resolutions for 2023?

[@rickrichards1561]

Hoping to read the signs as we delve deeper into Revelations every new day... It is scary right now!

[@gyromurphy]

Yes sir. To work out more so ill stop being such a skinny b1tch. Also to buy a commercial dehydrator to stockpile food for the oncoming financial collapse of the dollar. 2023 is going to be great!!

[@nobody8717]

hoping to upgrade to 4096x2048. and finally get that full 4k experience.

[@wherami]

to survive global economic collapse along with nuclear armageddon

[@nursejulie3636]

To not miss one class of Bible study this year. I want to wish all of you a blessed new year.❤️🙏

[@coleysays10]

You guys are one of my favorite “news” platforms that I have discovered this year.

[@lywaa2300]

"It is pretty nuts" 😂🤣😂 Chandler is so funny

[@MistyBlueOcean]

I remember watching your Elon Musk interview last year when I was in labor with my son. It helped me get through early labor. Happy New Year!

[@bendunaway8296]

Y'all were one of my best discoveries of the year! May y'all have many years to come.

[@gyromurphy]

I don't know her name, but that "BARNACLES!!" woman is hilarious. Never saw her outside of the bits on this channel...but she was quite funny here too. She doesn't hold back... love it

[@Dclerkin17]

Chandler Juliet. She has her own YT under her name

[@davidfinch7407]

I've been calling her Timpfany.

[@fullwaverecked]

Man, i can't win for losing. i thought my 80 year old mum would get a kick out of this but thirty seconds in she blurts out "This is gay"... But i streightened her out...

[@ysfex3sew]

Did she get a kick in the end tho?

[@jaredhageman4986]

Excellent work! I'm really enjoying all of the content you all are putting out!

[@rawill1958]

The Truth shall set you free. And Yes, everyone loves Chandler....

[@lauravictorious4670]

FYI, it's not uncommon for news organizations to print two versions of a winning POTUS so that they have it ready immediately. General Mills does the same thing with their Wheaties boxes, printing two versions of superbowl, NHL, etc. winners so they can get them on the store shelves immediately.

[@sherraleewoods3668]

Well done everyone

[@DudeBroBroDude]

You guys are totally right. EVERYONE needs to start speaking up more. We know from history how it ends if we don't.

[@handimanjay6642]

Happy New Year!! Thanks for the hilarious skits and info. If you had one rat in your attic there are or will be more. You have a hole or holes they’re using to get in. Look around at midday for light leaking in from unscreened areas.

[@ysfex3sew]

I had a little war against the rats in my basement. I live next to the woods, but I won in the end. Don't need no exterminator.

[@katherinegober3676]

Post Modern Pilgrims Progress is SO good. Thank you for writing it.

[@TheEdibben]

Thank you for a great year of laughs! Love you Bee!

[@TheExit27]

I like it when Chandler wears less make-up... she's prettier that way. Happy New Year, Babylon Bee!!

[@bonniearanda9638]

I loved The Babylon Bee with Ken Ham videos!! ❤

[@fullwaverecked]

The Bugle of Babylon, toot toot! You guys have made me laugh all year long consistently. And often. You should definitely toot your own horn. You guys, and gals, (If I'm allowed to still say that) always blow it harder. And that's why you don't suck... And the pointy hats are cool. When it comes to pointy hats and Bugles of Babylon, one on your head and one in your mouth is always better than two in the bush... I might have that bassakwards... Cheers!

[@raytherrien297]

God bless you guys and thanks for the laughs.

[@FossilStudios316]

Based Chandler.

[@brendaallen5842]

@Angie W I looked it up and it definitely fits Chandler

[@marshaclark1398]

Happy New Year# Gods blessing

[@stacyadair371]

Ordered the postmodern Pilgrims Progress. Wasn’t aware of it. Thanks!!!

[@albertsutton8141]

*BRAVO*

[@thomasb4467]

36:58 I tried to find that sketch to rewatch yesterday, but could not, sad.

[@Mahhkz]

I like your new closer. everyone should be encouraged to go forth and punch satan right in the face.

[@ctreid87]

I love that shirt, Kyle!

[@DarinStahlDPS]

I need to review my notes because I am not sure if this was done in 2022 or earlier. But, best line of the year? "Barnacels!"

[@nathanfreeman8250]

When she said a little to mean I instantly thought of my friend group and thought "you have noooo idea"

[@professorwheelz]

“We’re outnumbered - the group of sane people”. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Grimmacemack]

It kinda feels like our society is eating itself slowly. But with hope praying and perseverance we can reverse it

[@justmatt76]

"It is pretty nuts" 👀🤣

[@upschutt4842]

You guys should make an article about Isaiah just running a satire page, let's say, the Damaskus Drone...

[@odt4492]

"quit stallin and quit stalin"."

[@jeremyowens6663]

You guys are hilarious! what do I have to do to come work for you ?

[@genxnewb]

Thank you guys. You are all awesome it has been a wonderful year

[@theskipgilberto]

❤️❤️❤️

[@thenneedd]

happy nice hair

[@lesselp]

Commenting for the algorithm.

[@Patrick_Cooper]

Princess Bride references. Thank you for the best damn movie from the 20th century... I must have taken three or four different girls to see this. All of them Christian, so that was as far as it went. Darn it anyways...

[@davidgannon5388]

9:22 - no lie, for just a second, I thought he said "Conflict-diverse!"

[@JLMISR]

+Do us a favor, BB, STOP GIVING THEM SO MANY IDEAS, YOUR PLATFORM IS THEIR STRATEGY ROOM, THEY JUST CLICK ON YOUR SHOWS AND TAKE IT FROM THERE. PLEASE STOP. (+suggestion: predict them doing good things- child psychology)

[@cliffordgarstka8224]

Jarred sings “Tears of a Clown.”

[@historicworker]

'it is pretty nuts", zoom in

[@fullwaverecked]

Sometimes... The Rat Comes Back... Cheers! 😜😎🤟😵‍💫😸

[@wakeUPdummies]

Give her a break. Her personality is greatly needed. She fits.

[@thomasb4467]

She has a boyfriend ok?!

[@raymondtonkin6755]

Hopefully, a tree 🌳 is a tree ... because I need T paper 😮

[@lena-lc1ov]

🎉

[@fullwaverecked]

It takes a lot of balls to say "It's pretty nuts" when she said it... OMG! Where are my pearls! I vant to clutching zem. I vant to ver Dem on my chest freshly... Cheers! 😎🤟😵‍💫😸

[@jimluebke3869]

"Sane people" are not outnumbered. "Sane people who will stand up to the mob" are outnumbered. But not for much longer. =)

[@YouTubeGlobalAdminstrator]

The only investment I recommend to my close friends and family is buying crypto on FTX.

[@thomasb4467]

As much as I tried to hate ‘Rings of Power’, I didn’t.

[@Grimmacemack]

Too Bee or Not too Bee?

[@Fantom3l]

I still miss Ethan, The show had a lot more charm when it was Kyle and Ethan

[@nunyabiznuss3040]

He left?

[@ysfex3sew]

Yeah I wish they could guest him in once in a while.

[@Fantom3l]

@@nunyabiznuss3040 Some time ago. He wanted to do more animations.

[@nunyabiznuss3040]

@@Fantom3l Oh I hope he's still active

[@XSiberia]

I really miss Ethan Nicolle.

[@patricktitters]

👍

[@Stevarooni]

It's always a good sign when you have to leave your State in order to hold a get-together. 😁

[@ChandlerJuliet]

7:07

[@nathanfreeman8250]

They talk about the 3d printed sandworm and don't show it on screen 😥

[@thomasb4467]

What happened to the LotR podcast?

[@emilyjones5830]

You should have a skit with Jarrett as the Jan 6 QAnon shaman..

[@lena-lc1ov]

Look up nesara

[@simcard027]

ezekial 7:19

[@stacyadair371]

The girl sounded like a whiner and all the guys ignored it. Good job guys, from a girl. We watch you for humor not whining.

[@GustavusAdolphus2]

Firdt!

[@en5788]

Seconth!

[@endless3cho]

Thirth!

[@M0butu]

Firth!

[@thomasb4467]

Sith!

[@GustavusAdolphus2]

@@thomasb4467 A Sith lord?

[@bliitzin_diitz]

Why you call it Babylon bee

[@D1nk13]

Y’all need to stop prophesying!!!

[@en5788]

Soccer moms and satire are the instruments that are bringing about a renewed desire for free speech. Trump had great policies but a horrible personality. Hopefully we don't throw out the baby with the bath water. But def need to throw out the bath water.

[@shittle2308]

Too much:.:…..

[@pattilloII]

Seriously, confine Garrett to the skits.

[@mombeaubob]

Really boring. Sit around with a cup of coffee or something and pat each other on the back but, not on a pod cast.

[@Stevarooni]

"Year in Review" shows are standard. People complain about them, and then complain when popular channels _don't_ have them.

[@georgewagner7787]

Watch at double speed

[@ysfex3sew]

How is it any different from a commentary podcast? They just did one on their own shit.