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[@mariya4994]

Damn, Arin is so good at collecting hexagons. Suzy is a pretty lucky lady

[@jackgebhardt2932]

+Robert George penis

[@cloroxcandy2598]

+SPAKELDORF nuclear device

[@jackgebhardt2932]

HITMAN. exe toaster

[@cloroxcandy2598]

SPAKELDORF microwave

[@xanatos8920]

blacks

[@wazappoful]

I never found Arin very attractive, but then I saw how many hexagons he can collect. Now I want to marry him

[@leemon6018]

Same

[@disneydork100]

That's how he got Suzy.

[@jacobabston5109]

Ikr

[@asiaskye7183]

What? I've always thought Arin is so cute

[@hugzpls]

+Asia Skye I think he's hilarious and that's why I find him attractive x)

[@Scrofar]

now THIS is a game they should finish during the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

[@rachelladue1572]

yeah for real someone should remind them about it i dont think comments on old videos mean anything probably would be better to @ them or something

[@suchnothing]

Honestly, I've played and finished this game, and its really underwhelming. The mini games are super repetitive and the hilarity of the characters wears off fast.

[@the8bitprince]

@@suchnothing still could be worth seeing them come back to it though. Even if it ends up being underwhelming

[@steidlizer1582]

Yeah like honestly i want to see more of this game

[@DantheMan-mk2lv]

"I could really go for some fried chicken right now" "Arin focus" this cracked me up😂

[@racheldonohue7557]

DantheMan i came back to this video just to hear that again lmao

[@peddlersclan]

4:33

[@brockandrew3126]

DantheMan me too reminds me of me

[@SailToTheEdge]

"I like that by the way." "What, big hipped males?" "noOO..." *softly mumbles* "I like hips on a girl.." 😂😂

[@daisybell6325]

SailToTheEdge Those hips don't lie

[@sicko033]

SailToTheEdge Tmw you have them and you're internally screaming

[@thatisaduck]

i like big-hipped males

[@SCP-2295]

people always ask how arin has been with suzy so long. isn't it obvious?? his hexagon collecting skills

[@TheShortGirl666]

Wait, Dan said he didn't want any "living child baggage." Is *dead* children baggage okay?

[@BeakerInShortShorts]

Geez I thought the exact same thing. More creeped out by Danny now for certain.

[@hugzpls]

+BeakerInShortShorts I think Danny meant that he wasn't looking for someone with children whom to take care of; hence, the baggage metaphor.

[@DkDk-mi3kn]

dead children doesn't count as baggage anymore, so yes.

[@jaredhammerman3432]

+Mina the Bina the answer is yes as long as we can eat them.

[@jacksonlloyd3896]

No cuz you can put dead child baggage in a blender and take it on the plane in your hand luggage (as long as it's less than 100 ml, of so put it in multiple bottles)

[@abitofadecline4752]

The best thing to ever come out of the bachelor: Two of the women from the Australian version of the bachelor started dating after the show was over.

[@jopiagalis]

Abitofadecline same thing happened in the Vietnamese version I think

[@charleahendry9229]

That's the best thing I've heard all day. Thank you for making me happy

[@izzyt1626]

😂😂 that's funny

[@bearflipstable8365]

lmao, who?

[@hopepapernacky]

YES

[@CaptainSauce]

And they never played again.

[@yellobanana6456]

This is the top comment and has almost no likes, how

[@GamesGamba]

and we never saw the ending ever THE END

[@marcey988]

+Papyrus oh hello papyrus cx

[@GamesGamba]

zerowastaken Wowie! someone actually noticed me :D

[@GamesGamba]

ThePikachuvirus no, you gotta put a little more MEANING into i like this Nyeh Heh Heh!

[@GamesGamba]

***** i am not cancer! YOU ARE A GHOST

[@GamesGamba]

***** oh... i drank blaeeech once, it did nothing, im a skeleton

[@QuintetMagician]

Guys it's been two years. Please come back to this.

[@halleys.comett]

Guys, it's been years and 2 days

[@salierisneighbor9736]

Haley Elkins guys it's been 4 years and 3 days

[@kevinbaker4770]

it has been 4 years and 8 days.

[@josephs4336]

It has been 4 years and 10 days.

[@radiohead3852]

"2 years ago" oh how times fly...

[@skater1964]

It's snurph or nothin

[@ruesylvester]

it's snurph or snuphin

[@MorganBug]

I knew Arin was hot, but when he collected those hexagons, it just sealed the DEAL!

[@TheMCzorro]

Danny hugging a giant Pikachu must be the cutest fucking thing in the universe

[@Kuuribro]

TheMCzorro Don't forget that sweet, gross neckbeard.

[@AnimalGirl345]

TheMCzorro definitely

[@piss7610]

TheMCzorro What about his dad? WHAT ABOUT KEVIN

[@TheMCzorro]

SadiePON What about all of this together?

[@piss7610]

TheMCzorro *sHRIEkS&*

[@kitholmes7821]

AHEMM YOU NEVER "PICKED THIS UP AT ANOTHER TIME" im offended

[@rachelvoong]

This is the first game grumps video I watched and when they named her snurph I lost it.

[@floodkevin4716]

Watch every single Zelda they do, you won't be upset 🤣🤣

[@Kaalcite]

Monique is eliminated. If she wishes to come back, she'll have to fight Ashley to the death in gladiatorial combat.

[@Kaalcite]

TheSecondBeef Not sure what I did to deserve that.

[@ravioliravioligivemethefor5882]

You were born...

[@TheloyalArcanine]

eddy d By that logic everyone who has ever been born, deserves a fuck you...So...FUCK YOU, AND FUCK ME AND FUCK EVERYONE!

[@TheloyalArcanine]

Kaalcite You did nothing wrong mate. There are people like these who are just antisocial

[@Kaalcite]

TheloyalArcanine Yeah, I know.

[@tacowookie6932]

I need more Game Grumps playing The Bachelor in my life.

[@pinkhat65]

This game just makes me wonder who this game was targeted for. Most women who watch the bachelor are in their 30's and I can't see this appealing to most 30 year old women lol

[@hugzpls]

+Kerri Blais LOL I'm thinking the same thing x) Well...I guess the makers just wanted to throw in a "whatever" game just to make at least some profit.

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

Hi hotties ;)

[@thecookiejargaming9227]

You don't happen to know someone named Nathan, Jaiden, or Alex do you?

[@Minajfan15]

Kerri Blais 1

[@pinkhat65]

TheCookieJarGaming I know multiple Alex's? Lol

[@MelWasTaken]

Arin: MY HEXAGONS ARE GONE! Me: one could say they're... hexagone.

[@MelWasTaken]

HE STOLE MY JOKE >:C

[@dancagurli]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

[@fruitsbasketmangalov]

this was uploaded a minute ago so the thumbnail hadn't even properly loaded but i could assume the quality of the game by the title

[@fruitsbasketmangalov]

***** yeah! it happens sometimes when a video /just/ uploads. same reason why the number of viewers is so low. usually happens with big channels, probably because there's so many viewers.

[@notnoone6609]

Totty Catnip somehow i knew it'd be a wii game when i read the title. it seems like game show video games are always either for the wii or the nes.

[@fruitsbasketmangalov]

Not No One oh yeah totally. so many people took advantage of the wii as a way to produce their hell spawn

[@kiwikitty3452]

Totty Catnip Huh.. So that's what that was.

[@puffnisse]

Not No One This exist on the DS too, and ThatOneVideoGamer habe 100% it...

[@cjcskittlez]

Wouldn't it be amazing if, at the end of this, Helena from DOA shows up and the Bachelor picks her instead?!

[@GlassMufasa]

Hmm, let's see.... Could you let me think about it?

[@__Stitchy]

CJ Skittlez Yeah, or the The Witcher guy, and they have cowboy gay sex on-screen.

[@JasonSanCrazy]

Stitchy while on a sexy unicorn

[@slendy9600]

GlassMufasa firstly, lol... second, is ur profile pic Norb from angry beavers?

[@GlassMufasa]

slendy9600 Why, yes. Yes it is.

[@SSSoftboiSupreme]

Dan sounds like the most supportive weight loss trainer. "one more that's all you need just relax."

[@rhurrrm]

98% of the time the contestants on the bachelor are drinking cocktails; the other 2% they're crying.

[@datdoughboy565]

Wouldn't it have been great if danny and arin were competing for the bachelor

[@querkytomatoes]

NightBlade And the bachelor was Barry? yes that be hot

[@sassynick5598]

No the bachelor should be Ninja Brian, and whoever wins get to live. Also Ninja Brian gives a sweet beej and #buttsex.

[@fearsomemanic]

NightBlade The bachelor should be Kevin.

[@theboomandbang1]

And Suzy is just continuously underwhelmed and pushed aside by Arin, Danny, Marliplier, Ross, Barry and Kevin for the love and marriage of Ninja Brian.

[@mishae1103]

The bachelor would be Markiplier

[@Cheesyboi]

Arin turned into Lumpy Space Princess?

[@SympleSymon]

Have you never heard Danny and Arin's teenage hoes before...?

[@cristianleiva-ramirez4239]

I think as a community we deserve closure. We must know whether or not Snurph got to have her disgusting ball-slapping love with Jason! We must know!

[@nads7395]

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

You're kiding right?

[@nads7395]

+professor de portuga do YT not one bit

[@jondoh366]

You have CLEARLY never seen the video game adaptation of "Cory in the House."

[@mrtw1st3r52]

Seriously guys, go check out that music video at the end of this video. It is incredible!

[@majorgnu]

But I've already seen it before they uploaded this video. D: It was great. :D

[@natv8277]

What music video?

[@MrRay0fLight]

Alex Smestad Hi Alex!

[@mrtw1st3r52]

Raymond McGovern Hey Ray!

[@michaelkolman8313]

Danny started to sing Holy Diver, that makes me happy

[@knutolek]

\m/

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

And somewhere, Dio is happy too.

[@nicholedecastro1632]

When did he sing that?

[@michaelkolman8313]

Nichole DeCastro 21:13

[@wolfie23288]

Heh.

[@tothemooon3309]

Who is this game targeted at? Hopeless romantics? Lonely older ladies? I question the video game industry more than ever now....

[@abalonewaters9759]

Umi_Emi Comes from the Soap Opera and romantic novel culture. I admire it, but this extreme genre has been around forever, far before video games. XD I love it because it's so over the top. Although, you're right in wondering just why the heck this stuff is around and for who?

[@imrustyokay]

THEY LATER CAUGHT ON FIRE

[@jlh62395]

I loved Danny's quick How to Catch a Predator joke at 3:20

[@ChillSyl11]

WHY DOES THIS GAME EXIST

[@pastelumbreon3588]

for Dan and Arin to make fun of.

[@uuncleeli]

+Sylvia Sylveon Why Not.

[@slimebo1]

Why doesn't it exist

[@AshMos]

+Dmx Ninjz Plot twist

[@outrunnerd2004]

WHAT IS THIS!?

[@samanthanicklin8130]

Aww, I wish they would continue this. I must see the ongoing love story of Snurph and Jason! But no, seriously, this episode was fucking hilarious.

[@ladybuggger]

aughhh, danny is so fucking cute in the after end slate bit!!

[@xthatonezeldagirlx]

He always is, isn't he? Haha.

[@sweetpea2604]

I never wanted to be a Pokémon plushie more than I do right now 😊

[@pearlescent97]

"I could really go for some fried chicken right now" "Arin focus!" Arin at his wedding.

[@notnoone6609]

Why did I feel like this would be a game grumps vs. before i clicked the video...?

[@lukemothstoflames4759]

Not No One Should be

[@smonda02]

You're not alone in that thought.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Not No One You've could have look at it wrong.

[@carlieerin4653]

Now that the Grumps are in quarantine, they should pick this up again like they agreed they would!!

[@shinxbidreams2606]

i like how he said he looks like the lead singer of goo goo dolls because i immediately thought of:"AND I DONT WANT THE WOOOORLD TO SEE ME"

[@marioandluigi143]

The people of this game look like the people from Ice Age.

[@absinthecomp]

Oh shit please tell me it's Danny playing. And I can be one of the bachelorettes. And I can win.

[@izmizzle]

It's Danny playing and you can be one of the bachelorettes and you can win.

[@Domovoi07]

TheSecondBeef Fuck you, Danny's hair is magnificent

[@majorgnu]

Next episode, on The Bachelor: Gensokyo... Which shrine maiden will win Mr. Sexbang's heart? Will the Hakurei Border be able to keep Ninja Brian out long enough for us to finish recording these? Find out, nex-HEEAAAUGH

[@WolfGeek64]

Absinthe Crystalline We all get a pice of danny:)

[@superawesomeguy2280]

Ninja Brian will 'probably' kill you if you even came close to winning.

[@Angel-lc1yh]

Snurph's name is spelled with a ph, but after she finishes med school, she'll earn the d.

[@therianCatastrophe]

snurdph

[@punk_poet1373]

I think once she's won the gameshow she'll get the D *WINK WINK*

[@Mumphler]

“We’ll pick this up next time” *Posted five years ago*

[@cuteskeleton9381]

Wasn't prepared for Dan hugging a giant Pikachu plush, I think my heart just exploded.

[@shawesum]

I know nothing about the Bachelor so I can only assume men win a wife based on who's best at awful mini games?

[@curseofzeal]

shawesum ...Yes.

[@tracyblanchard7663]

Nonononono. The Bachelor is where a bunch of women try to win a man at a bunch of awful mini-games. Totally different from what you're talking about.

[@TheBamfinator]

shawesum They can take money if they don't want the guy.

[@IdrawTF2]

*Blank Zelda stare* "Mmm...Snurph.."

[@whinottoonish]

“Can’t we pick this up at another time?” 5 years later

[@Pyrobug0]

That hexagon game was.... actually interesting. I've never seen that before. Also: sleeping Pikachu plush is the cutest!

[@SovereignSage]

I wish Dan would hold me like he holds that Pikachu lol n_n

[@TwoCentReview]

That hexagon game didn't seem that bad, actually. If it had a little more variety added in, it could be an app game.

[@NickZephyr]

4:59 The way Arin said fuck made me burst out into laughter xD

[@restricited]

I love the woman's rose part, at 19:38

[@mavendeo]

19:57 That sounds like some kind of ultra-violent, dystopian TV show where the "bachelor" character has to decide if they want to date the contestant or violently murder them on national television. They could call it "Date _or_ Eliminate" or "ElimiDate!" or something like that. Should I... Should I go ahead and copyright that?

[@imaboyyouknow2975]

-it's been nearly 4 years please guys-

[@energee629]

I was watching this while eating cereal, and nearly choked to death laughing at the "bachelor with his little bit of dick poking out" part. Worth it.

[@SlammedTiger]

I heard Markimoo's phone. Also what's the name of the song, i'm currently on my phone so i can't click the annotation to go to it.

[@Funkhole0]

***** It's called The Hit by TWRP

[@stevenboelke6661]

Darud-*Is stabbed in the neck*

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

Why does the Wii have so many bad games...

[@19JAKEtheSNAKE99]

***** The only good Wii game I can think of is Twilight Princess.

[@Ultimatik]

Cyber-Funk And all the fire emblem games!

[@alturkeiabdullah]

What about Smash bros Brawl and galaxy 1&2 ?

[@LouGoneMild]

***** I think what you meant to ask was why does the Wii have so many GOOD games

[@RaccoonFoot]

Cyber-Funk So absolutely no other first-party games come to mind?

[@milysa98]

Dannys neckbeard is super hot tho

[@IslesGirl3]

I have a scar on my boob GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT ARIN?! lol

[@parkermcdonald1018]

dont stare it rude

[@magneticgerio8011]

noice pfp

[@ChillblaineFilms]

7:22 Arin: "Oh I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it" Game: "You got it!"

[@cupofjohoe]

"I could really go for some fried chicken right now"

[@omegawilliam9571]

"Arin, focus."

[@bluesupernova]

"What? I'm sorry."

[@Syphong]

I always watch game grumps just to hear Arin either do silly voiceovers or rage in madness and Danny laughing so hard over Arin's misery. xD

[@barneykenway4767]

I'm sad this never got a second episode

[@andrewgutmann9432]

Black girl loses. Very true to the show.

[@TheElectricRaichu]

I've only seen a couple episodes of The Bachelor, and I gotta say, the yelling and "bitching" Arin and Dan made the girls say, sums up the show! xD

[@queenpika5748]

then the bachelor dies and Brendon urie shows up out of nowhere and shouts "THE DEATH OF A BACHELORRR"

[@IslesGirl3]

OOOOOOO HOW COULD I ASK FOR MORE!

[@IslesGirl3]

glad to see another p!atd fan ^.^

[@queenpika5748]

+SingingFan3 your welcome :3

[@IslesGirl3]

Phoebe Jenkins hey now don't threaten me with a good time ;)

[@queenpika5748]

+SingingFan3 xD

[@calumsanderson6741]

Arin: Do we want a brief overview of the game? Dan: ʸᵉˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

[@copperbadger]

Markiplier's text notification sound is apparently the last six notes from We Wish You A Merry Christmas. Million dollar trivia question material right there.

[@SuperNovaArtz]

Next time on Game Grumps!! Never picking this game up again XD

[@stefanm.734]

20:15 And then they never played it again.

[@PandaManiacLP]

Oh dear god... I don't know why, but at @4:06, when Arin said "uncultered swine" I nearly choked on my own laughter! XD

[@ricardoalves5759]

WHERES MY BLOODBORNE!?

[@CrispyCancer]

Hey mister wilson

[@ricardoalves5759]

Omega Scorpio GET OUTTA HERE!

[@thenordicrtsreport535]

Ricardo Alves Buttball!

[@Mintharas]

its been about 3 years now. Did Snurph get the ending she deserved?

[@unoriginalblu]

Arin getting distracted by fried chicken will never get old.

[@hueco-mundo]

3:55 "not looking for any living child baggage" I'm seriously laughing way too hard at that

[@NES8594]

That hexagon game actually looks kind of fun. Probably would make a good Mario Party game.

[@marshmallowlilypads5823]

I fucking lost it when everyone else’s cursor slowly appeared during the feather mini game

[@johnfakename1178]

Why did this not become a series? Why?

[@AMARIIILO]

4:59 Best moment. Arin's voice is just... Pure bliss.

[@mahougesu170]

"Stay low, and let it come to you." Top-tier life advice

[@wizrhoa]

What if someone was looking the song "the bachelor" and this shows up😂😂😂

[@AlexTheGamer97]

Their life will be changed

[@wizrhoa]

AlexTheGamer97 true

[@abalonewaters9759]

Best 'That side of KZbin' ever.

[@astrowolvez]

"Can I wipe you." Did Dan just predict kitty love!?!

[@holyholley]

Anyone else see the word sex in the ironwork of the fire at 18:46?

[@TottalliGuy]

The blonde male contestant looks like hilary clinton

[@chloeylitalo5635]

Your valley girl voices remind me of the guys in White Chicks😂

[@theepicrider8941]

19:30 The best part ever lol. XD

[@ktandantaktee1439]

I'm still hoping they pick this back up. So much potential to be a great series.

[@ThisNameIsVeryClever]

That hexagon game looks like the groundwork for a potentially interesting little flash game.

[@TheRocknrollgirl24]

Guys it’s been 4 years. Come back to this

[@toastluvv]

"I'm your host Chris Hanson" ... "Please take a seat." 😂😂😂

[@cassie1421]

"It looks like the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls got deflated and reinflated." XD

[@neroneroren6788]

'Same sex marriage will ruin the sanctity of relationships!' Looks at this show, looks at this game, looks at the camera like in the office

[@Cupcakeprincess2017]

dan-"I like hips on a girl" me-*indescribable noises* I have those!

[@dickwwee9366]

5:06 "Didnt you know this game was rigged from the start?" *GUNSHOT*

[@aaronsaavedra9957]

"What are these bitches doing?" My favourite quote of the God damn video.

[@FortyTheorem]

I just realized Dan and me have a shit ton in common especially our hair.

[@gloob7632]

Ummm, I think you mean Dan and I. :p

[@jefferkyleson5874]

Actually Dan and me would be correct and Dan and I would be wrong.

[@gloob7632]

+Jedi Joseph No, what I said would be correct. Take away the Dan and substitute the 'Me' and 'I'. "Me have a shit ton in common, especially our hair.' Or: "I have a shit ton in common, especially our hair."

[@gloob7632]

Keeping the 'Me' would be incorrect and make no sense. While 'I' makes sense and correct. We aren't pirates :p.

[@jefferkyleson5874]

+Ethan Aldrete Dan and I would make no sense but whatever school taught you it did I guess should learn how to speak English now don't respond to this ever. Toodles.

[@phvntxms]

"next time on game grumps" 5/14/2015 to 6/25/2016- when will we receive another...............

[@rachalwithana7099]

"we'll come back to this at a later date" i don't think theyre going to come back to this at a later date

[@feeblefemboy3216]

18:42 lolol idk why but when the camera turned I mistaken the pillar for another person and thought it might've been the guys son which made my dumbass ass laugh