This game is NOT what you think | Internet Cafe Simulator 2

[@moustachemoe]

As a woman who is also a wife, when we got new furniture my morale went up. Not enough to make child but maybe enough to do job.

[@matlerat1642]

This comment made my day

[@TheAaronGerenShow]

Golden 😂

[@wiggl3s_821]

Coming back to watch this playthrough because the jokes were golden only to find this new gem was a treat 😂

[@wafflesncatsup5323]

Women☕

[@josephschultz3301]

To be completely fair, Hubby definitely needs to buy a car before I'm willing to make child.

[@omnitoad2187]

Every small businessman's first words after a sale tend to be, "did he pay me? I think he might have taken advantage of me being passed out in the ally."

[@PSVitaat2am]

Yes a standard issue for sure!

[@storytellersd]

In the ally, huh? That's hot.

[@LunaProtogen]

@@storytellersd Being queer, I always like passing out in allies 😩

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

@@LunaProtogen Lovely wordplay.

[@iatethecrayons]

the first five years of my freelance career were me trying to get bookkeeping software that would take into account all the passing out in the allyways i was doing

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Instead of buying his internet cafe, Arin should have invested heavily in the company that made that revolutionary mop that was able to clean up any item no matter said item's size or shape.

[@TheDUDERulez1]

Sounds like the Broomshakalaka.😆😆😆😆😆

[@PSVitaat2am]

Yes just like in Rocco's modern Life!

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@PSVitaat2am you turn the page, you wash your hands, you turn the page, you wash your hands

[@gboogie3257]

*pounds desk* YES

[@JTGallant]

Hearing the beggar's target was bald in a tank top that said, "family" I went "sounds like Vin Diesel." I was not prepared to laugh as hard as I did when it was in fact Vin Diesel. I'm so upset they didn't realize that.

[@JAY-gl5xd]

When I clicked the video it's because I had to know why vin diesel was winking at me.

[@gracemangum]

It made me so happy that Dan referenced Frank though 😂

[@mortua_conjuga]

immediately realised it was dom toretto 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Yeah the Internet Cafe Simulators have a lot of NPCs that are just real people, I love it

[@Bosstylo]

If they decided to make this a 100 episode series I would watch every single one

[@mage1439]

Me, too, but I'd have to invest in Dramamine first.

[@Teebyzmal]

I was genuinely about to comment the same thing, this is weirdly interesting to watch, alongside just funny

[@PR0XYL1NK]

​@@mage1439 lol yall are weak, i watched this vid in vr for the best puking experience.

[@sunnyysunflowerr]

i second that

[@ryanleber]

Yeah there's something magnetic about this game. Like, I want to see more. Or maybe I want to play it? Either way, I don't really understand why.

[@jimpowers3225]

My favourite part of this small series is the “ah my bitcoin guy is here” as the beggar drunkenly wobbles into view, had me rolling 😂

[@MysteriousJojo]

The dead dog spawning in, followed by the dead cat spawning in 5 seconds later, killed me

[@EleeExe]

Making you the 3rd body beside the café

[@casper1626]

as soon as i saw this comment i knew it was going to be a banger video

[@mauriciomagalhaes181]

Time?

[@morgancross5481]

Poopers? PEEPERS!?! 😂

[@MrSpartan993]

@@mauriciomagalhaes181 it’s at 10:50

[@girlovezim]

"...you can't pet the dog." Well, this game went from a solid 10 to a soft 8.

[@MrJostur]

Emphasis on _s o f t._ Huehuehue. God, I miss my dogs though.

[@THE_SNATCHER]

@@MrJostur you good bro?

[@adrianrandom3448]

@@THE_SNATCHER losing a beloved pet always stays with you...

[@SkorgeSlaps]

Arin (trying to create a 'Yes, And' moment): "What are you doing in here talking to yourself, Dan!?" Dan (not having Arin's shit today): "I'm sitting right next to you, Arin..."

[@taiteapker2292]

What is the maker of a scene kid anthem doing in my Game Grumps comment section 😅

[@TheCronotrigger1212]

@@taiteapker2292 enjoying game grumps content?

[@taiteapker2292]

@@TheCronotrigger1212 Totally! Was just bizarre and kinda cool to see 😅

[@Kierbear101]

I noticed this too and it was so bizarre to me because usually Dan is the “yes, and” comedian and Arin goes for “no, but” comedy

[@dokonaut]

@@Kierbear101 "yes and"? "No but"? Are these comedy bit terms? Or a game grumps reference I don't get? 😅

[@drummersarus]

The overlooked “get the mop” by Dan when talking about the dog, killed me 😂.

[@Ricksploshin]

"Are you enjoying this?" Arin standing behind a customer with a baseball bat

[@AlphaWolf567]

Now I’m picturing Arin as the Cat in the Hat with the bat in that scene after getting his nuts smashed in with said bat

[@CinnahBaer]

The fact they used a camel and didn't call it "Camelzon" severely disappoints me

[@Bluhbear]

I love how "Disgusting Place" was a positive review.

[@Xoannon1]

Arin: "Did my deliveries arrive?" Dan: "That depends. Did you order three dead dogs?"😂

[@ethanol1586]

I don't know why but Dan screaming out "HES ON ZORN BUB" was the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time

[@hedgehog3180]

I also like that the “porn” is normal anime drawings with random censorbars.

[@ayouxy]

As a Moroccan, this looks like some of the very old regions. The closest to me personally is literally referred to as "the ancient city". Also, camels are not very common. Donkeys and mules are more common though.

[@richardphaneuf7838]

It looks a lot like Setif, Algeria as well. My Algerian Wife instantly recognized it as Moroccan style tho haha

[@ayouxy]

@@richardphaneuf7838 well, we are neighbors. Better yet, we were a united country (Al Maghreb) so it's not a surprise that our streets may look similar. The only thing that made y'all slightly different is the influence of Ottomans during the invasion but all in all we're basically the same. I only wish the Algerians who hacked every Moroccan university's website in order to disrupt our pre-registration thought the same 😭, but it's not like I'll hold a grudge on the entire population of Algeria for that

[@songoku0987]

@@ayouxy this is very wholesome

[@ayouxy]

@@DontXtheStream again, they're all countries in North Africa, though the dead giveaway that it was Morocco was the Moroccan tiles in the house that are absent in Egypt, maybe Algeria too. Also, Moroccans name shops in standard arabic but Egyptians would use either an Egyptian dialect word or a name starting with "Abu" (father of) which is a standard title for the older Egyptian community.

[@seigeengine]

As someone who spent a few minutes, the devs are very likely Turkish. I'm certainly not that knowledgeable, but the aesthetics match to my eye.

[@danimatics489]

Having traveled to the Philippines with my grandparents a few times, this isn't too far off from what I would expect from internet cafes. Haha 😄

[@darkrosekitten]

My uncle ran an “internet cafe” out of our house in the Philippines. He had maybe 5 computers that the local kids would pay like 10 pesos or so to use for a set amount of time. He’d have to bring the computers up during the rainy season because the cafe area would be flooded waist-high. Unfortunately I don’t think he beat any kids with a bat

[@St-Luke]

P

[@KaiserMazoku]

@@darkrosekitten "Unfortunately"?

[@DiscoChixify]

@@darkrosekitten 🤣”unfortunately”

[@hughrealman50]

Was in the Philippines for a month in 2019, it's an amazing country!

[@Soulsworth69]

I love how obvious it is when a game radiates "English Second Language".

[@haywoodjblome4768]

I'd go as far as saying it radiates "Google translator" energy

[@4everis2morrow]

You are blackout

[@creator-link]

The English in this game is better than their other games at least

[@KairuHakubi]

it's so appropriate given the setting..

[@Alizudo]

Given the setting, I'm pretty sure that's intentional.

[@-seth]

“Dead Dog Alley/Allie” sounds like it could be Allie’s prison nickname

[@mel1654]

Yo I’m Dead Dog

[@sidhackney8831]

Dan's quiet, confused "...lambs?" gets me every time

[@dennisdennis90]

"This is what you get for setting up an Internet cafe in dead dog alley" - Dan Avidan, 2022

[@KennAndCasper]

Lol I would like to point out that you could actually see the animals breathing, they had gone to sleep because it had turned to nighttime, and you could actually see the Dalmatian get up and walk away while Arin was on the computer. So fear not; no virtual animals were harmed in the making of this!

[@oddcrafter1270]

The cat walked off, too, shortly after.

[@TSFboi]

it's somehow way funnier that it was unintentional that dead-looking animals spawn in randomly

[@pattykakes1076]

I would love to see them regularly return to this game and update their cafe

[@bluem.9530]

I think the thing that threw me off the most is the people whose body temperatures were 16 degrees Celsius. Like 'this is my Internet cafe in my town in unspecified middle eastern location and all of the people here are corpses. Also some of them are green'

[@GageisME333]

8:35 I love it when stupid shit gets Arin to laugh, I might not find it funny or even if I do, it’s definitely when he starts that gets to me, he has a very contagious laugh😝😝

[@You-sw7tm]

10:52 🤣

[@terrasilvershade5678]

Y’all wanna watch some ZornBub at that little cafe near Dead Dog Alley? The owner occasionally black out from hunger but he lets you do whatever as long as you pay

[@exzacklygaming]

Another delightfully peculiar Game Grumps episode. Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

[@robinbunn]

Hope you are too!!

[@queenb1119]

I'm having a great day in Penistown, USA! CHEESECAKE! 🤣

[@talvalk2991]

This is the beginning of my week but have a good weekend

[@exzacklygaming]

Just got a notification someone liked this again, didn't realize it had this many likes, lol, thanks! Also crazy to think this was three weeks ago. If anyone is craving some more Internet Cafe Simulator 2, I have 11 episodes out since this one on my channel. Check it out if you want, if not that's cool too, but also please leave a comment and let the Grumps know we want more of this from them, I know I do! After I saw them play it I knew I had to get it.

[@ScottEP1]

“You are blackout” kinda reminds me of “the bananas has gone bad” 😂

[@WyattDelahunt]

I feel like Dan's lamb laugh @ 8:44 went UNAPPRECIATED.

[@ItsRamch]

Years could pass and- Arin: “Make child..?” Dan: “-Excuse me?” -will never not make me fall over laughing.

[@piplup10203854]

15:24 I don't know why that made me laugh so hard but it did 🤣 "Can you ash your cigarette into my fucking chimichanga please." just had me dying lol I love this game so much, please play more of it xD

[@RivExArt]

I wish they continued this game, I just love how it's based around a small business while also setting up crypto scams and gambling, most realistic version of a modern start up.

[@JaySay]

I thought the title of this video was Internet Cat Simulator, and I was _THRILLED!_ Now, though, I am adequately whelmed.

[@JaySay]

Status report: I am getting more whelmed by the minute.

[@Guile_The_Exile]

Stop simping for cats so hard and you'll be fine ☠️☠️🤣

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@Guile_The_Exile are you 12? like that is the most incoherent thing i've ever read.

[@dotsandboxesmaster3885]

"What time is it?" -Arin "Baby making on the new furniture time" -Dan (in spirit)

[@MangaGirl232]

I see the thumbnail and think instantly, "How's it goin' dude?"

[@tomhanson66]

Same here xD

[@--TOM--]

Yeah haha

[@skechyassmofo]

Is it Frank? Vin Desiel, Mr Clean?! 😱

[@Martynde]

Stayin’ away from the Penistown?

[@kingtut5154]

Staying away from the alcohol?

[@frankjg1239]

I'm all for them promoting things but there's something so great about clicking a game grumps video and immediately being hit by the intro. I didnt even realize I missed it

[@jakekilemade3313]

This is giving me serious houseparty vibes, and im here for it. Im praying they keep playing this

[@LegacyNesferatu]

Love how Arin basically ends up using the business model of, pimp turned town crier. "You wanna use my internet cafe!?" *they leave without payment "Where's my money, b*tch!?" WHAP!

[@justjimmy2024]

I love how you guys play these unknown games and give them the attention they deserve

[@Cruxador]

ngl I heard of this game before... In another KZbin video. The guy just mined bitcoin the whole time and didn't worry about customers, iirc

[@hvymtllion5231]

finally, arin is starting his own business

[@gamephobia99]

I really want this to turn into an actual series with lots of videos, it's so fun to watch

[@NicoleHaberMusic]

Anyone else want this series to come back? I loved this game! ❤

[@elsiebartlett6808]

You’re right. I thought it would be more growing grandpa 😢

[@wangledteb5671]

same lol... if they don't end up finishing it I might just buy it myself so I can find out what happens

[@JaySay]

Great, NOW who am I going to hear war stories and fisherman's tales from? Who is going to share their butterscotch candy with me? Who in gods name is going to pick me up from middle school when someone's parents went on a drug ridden binge and ended up in county jail for human trafficking?

[@spyderrrrrrr]

Yeah I just looked up a full playthrough of someone else finishing it. There’s a lot of interesting games I end up having to do that with, like Lily’s Well.

[@snail2755]

We'll never see grampy grow at this point

[@ElezyerArts]

NO. STAHP IT.

[@tanookitime7604]

I love how detailed this game is😂

[@queenado]

I love that "Disgusting place" was a positive review.

[@ChipsMcClive]

The 1 star review implies that someone ran out having to pee, and then you punched them unconscious in an alley, where they pissed themself on the ground.

[@skylene3132]

This feels like the next house party for our grumps

[@chumb888]

This is honestly, weirdly, one of my favourites series they've ever done.

[@kyliec8271]

"Why is there a punch button" Flashback to watching Let's Game it Out absolutely destroy all the people walking in the street

[@kathrynblakeslee126]

Oh yeah. A total trip to watch people play this game as intended. Love that they also noticed the "Lambs" for sale. 😂

[@elizabethgall5327]

I would love a series of this XD

[@TheBrody05]

I really hope theres more to this series, im laughing so hard at the animals all "dying" in front of the cafe

[@christopherhunt7602]

This is the most I've laughed all week. Please make more episodes of this❤️

[@cimplecyrup]

this is still probably my favorite recent series - and I like a lot of them. Really hope they revisit it someday!

[@allenlewis5689]

"I love that everyone smokes." At my college, every single male student of middle eastern descent smoked. If this is supposed to be in the middle east, it is very accurate. They also all wore weird Teletubby onesies, so I guess that's in fashion there.

[@chriserony]

Arin passes out twice from hunger than proceeds to level up sleepless instead of hunger.

[@creator-link]

Actually passed at once from hunger, the other one was from energy

[@genodedemon5109]

Gatta love how Arin has passed out 2 times from hunger now and didn't upgrade his hunger first.

[@xoTalim]

Lambs instead of lamps has me DYING. With this game taking place in an Arabic speaking country, they don't have a "P" sound, so they end up pronouncing them as "B" all the time. Hence, lambs. But still, fucking hysterical lol. I want a floor lamb. T.T

[@kannon1610]

I rewatch this series like multiple times a month and desperately need the bois to go back in and figure out what other secrets the city holds

[@Alexanderthegreat159]

Arin spending $120 on a chair when there was one right behind the other desk 😂

[@shadowkn250]

Please do more of these. this is so so funny XD

[@nyyxs]

Frank made an internet Café. Greeting: How's it going dude??

[@stephaniegifford5932]

Opening the fridge and not finding anything to eat when you're starving always deserves a middle finger

[@Gaming101CAWs]

Danny: He's on Zorn Bub Me and Arin: *Laughing* They never fail to make my day

[@CypressDahlia]

This game is about family.

[@Guile_The_Exile]

Nah it's about *MONEY.*

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@Guile_The_Exile why do you seem like you don't know how jokes work or how to interact appropriately with people?

[@Guile_The_Exile]

@@charleswisconsin9196 Why do you seem like you're extremely presumptuous and also missing the joke of a reference?...

[@OutOfTheGameLetsPlay]

31:47 "I'm going home to Pee" 1⭐ That summarizes most bad reviews on Yelp.

[@thekoopatroop2089]

They need to finish this series fr

[@Serrot1998]

make a 100 part series of this game please!

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

This looks more like How's it going dude simulator

[@Emc87]

This is the most accurate SIM game to date! I hope there is an entire series for this game

[@BrendanSperry]

"You're looking for a bald guy who always wears a white tank top that says 'family'" Me: "What? Is he Vin Diesel???" *Is a crappy unity asset Vin Diesel model* Me: "10/10. Best Game."

[@KittyCreme]

Welcome to Arin's Internet Cafe, where browsing is free, but the post-service beatings is where they really get you.

[@ianbroad9858]

Dan really was at the top of his game for this one. “I don’t know did you order 4 dead dogs?” Absolutely killed me!

[@AdrianoSnorts]

"Arin don't get distracted!" 3:29 I'm sorry, Dan! Gotta side with him here. Repsect ADHD's priorities dude!

[@jessimai000]

i keep having dreams about them announcing they’re having a child but i didn’t think it would be for their internet cafe

[@charleswisconsin9196]

you dream about the Game Grumps?

[@samanthahansen4876]

@@charleswisconsin9196 I’ve had multiple dreams of winning a hang out day with the grumps. We then become great friends and then I get to work for them. Alas, it was only just a dream

[@KairuHakubi]

@@samanthahansen4876 I think we all have dreams like that.. I had a dream I went to a movie theater and doug walker was there, just watching it like a normal guy. i'm like ah yeah, people are regular people, that's cool.

[@jessimai000]

@@KairuHakubi yeah like i just dream i’m scrolling on instagram and see a post about it and i go “awe good for them!”

[@JAY-gl5xd]

There are GG sleep compilations. Who doesn't dream of Dan and wake in a cold sweat to Arin?

[@Red88Rex]

"that's what you get for putting your internet cafe in Dead Dog Alley"

[@zombistaydead2679]

I love at the beginning where Arin shoots down Dan's bit so Dan does the same in turn.

[@Robinjhoe1]

Every good game has a button to flip the bird

[@Leongon]

Low budget games with broken english are quite nostalgic to me having grown up in the 90's when translations and dubs were done by whoever most "capable" happened to be around to do it for the fewest pay.

[@AcenMasterX]

" You cannot survive make your time."

[@Slimrobby94]

10:22 Holy shit that's an Xqc Npc! I'm fucking dead 💀 🤣

[@EarlHare]

25:00 single best moment in this episode ahahahahahaha

[@FrancosBabyGirl]

I agree me and my son laughed so hard!

[@umj199]

Out of nowhere, then he get's paid. I was dying lol

[@You-sw7tm]

10:52 was great

[@bluemario610]

25:05 love how dan says arin no but that's what the game wants you to do

[@Bluechief6]

Because in America it's wrong to hit a woman even if she is a criminal or has a stutter

[@mellaberry6353]

Oh we definitely need more of Penistown USA. I'd be happy if it was a miniseries with 5 or 6 episodes, but knowing them itll probably get 2 or 3.

[@Venerablenesses]

Still pretty sad i never got to visit the cheese grumps internet coffee blafe.

[@willreese7114]

It's funny how different these guys played vs Markiplier.

[@bluem.9530]

I watched this series multiple times, forgot about it for a few months, and then discovered it again. I am full of joy

[@mikehab7453]

This might be the greatest game they've ever played

[@dwinstead09]

17:42 “how’s it goin dude?” Frank running through the alleys of the non descriptive middle eastern country

[@FilbieTron]

8:35 if this was made by folks in an Arabic country, I find that p’s and b’s in English tend to get mixed up quite often. I had a friend from Saudi Arabia and she did that often.

[@albertescobedo503]

I took me half an hour and to see the thumbnail again that they bald man with the "family" tank top is supposed to be Vin Diesel and that completely went over my head and theirs 😂😂

[@shadowslashful]

I got mad flashbacks to my childhood in the Philippines with how this cafe is run 😭🤣🤣

[@Hanagolden_7]

This kind of feels like the new House Party to me. I certainly hope you guys turn this into a longer series, it was very fun to watch and I think has lots of potential!

[@boywhoisalsoawife9672]

I still really want this to come back.

[@timothy6966]

This has the potential to become the next House Party. There’s so much weird shit going on here, and we haven’t even scratched the surface! I’ve seen Let’s Game It Out’s video for this game, and it’s a goldmine. I hope they stick with it.

[@mintyemerald3935]

this is like if "Postal" was a survival tycoon game! it has that vibe

[@ChamberK-1]

I remember Let’s Game It Out played this and flooded the whole city with boxes. I real hope they get Let’s Game It Out on Guest Grumps. Dan mentioned he watches him a while ago.

[@kevinsargent]

20:50 "How's it going dude?"

[@Grandosco]

So you start in an apartment with your wife with the starting quest being to get out, no money, and the option to punch her? Is this a Takeshi's Challenge remake!?

[@persepha3256]

I love the Grumps playing these weird games lately. I don’t usually watch every series or video the Grumps make- but games that are weird, bad, or just surreal are some of my favorites to watch the Grumps play. It makes for the funniest and best content imo

[@Pro-RTen]

This is just "Developing Country" simulator. It's so like so many countries I went to in the Navy. Add in the constant threat of bombing, gunfights, and put everything in Arabic and this is just Afghanistan. 😂

[@katydid-zu3pq]

It took me too long to realize the bald "family" guy was Vin Diesel