The Back of Boris (for now)

[@efnissien]

It's all in the stinging letter from the master of Eton. He wrote that Boris had an air of entitlement to him, which when you think of it, to stand out to the headmaster to a school of entitled kids really takes the biscuit. It was also reported that Boris was a bully back then too. I think Eton's advertising blurb should be 'Eton, creating the next generation of entitled, self absorbed, narcissistic pricks since 1440'

[@MrTubularBalls]

Isn't that their advertising blurb already?

[@davegold]

To be fair, if the Eton teacher pointed out the bad behavior it was probably an attempt to correct it.

[@efnissien]

@@davegold Yup, but that's the point.

[@efnissien]

@@MrTubularBalls It is, but in Latin.

[@SarahBertaglia]

​@@davegold No! There was no expectation of reformation, even then. The headmaster knew that the narcissist Johnson could not be reformed.

[@joer3720]

“Boiled sweet in a hoover bag” 😂 I really wish Johnson had had to face Pie rather than the sycophantic media he always spoke to.

[@michalfilipkowalik1003]

YES - Jonathan Pie interviews BoJo!!!!

[@mikematthews2750]

Unforts, the sycophants are hewn from the same privileged, entitled, moronic upper classes that pollute our political landscape. Chucky arla…

[@magaidhbee_sempill]

@joer I would pay a kings ransom to see a Johnson v Pie interview although you wouldn't hear much for Bojos bottom Squeaking.

[@michalfilipkowalik1003]

@@magaidhbee_sempill 100% - we'd be both sitting in the front row :)

[@stephengraham1153]

"who in fact has done nothing but spray his foie gras infused liquid sh*t all over our constitution" I agree, Pie comes out with some real gems!

[@SilverfoxJB]

Jonathan Pie speaks more truth in one video than Johnson ever has in his whole life

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

As far as I know, he said the truth twice: "fuck business" and "bodies piled high".

[@joshuafreshney1206]

Even the pussey it fell out of was glad to get rid.

[@chadfife3265]

​@kevone08 hmm maybe...but he knows his brand...I am not sure he would give that up.

[@rwo5402]

... and does it beautifully in only 3:45....

[@maalikserebryakov]

@@olmostgudinaf8100 Chad Boris makes virgin Jonathan cry and seethe 😎😎😎 Look at his undereyes. Jonathan spends sleepless nights ranting about Boris. Rent Free. He used to do this for fun, but now it’s really taking a toll on his weak mental state

[@patrickdimatteo2826]

Listening to Jonathan rant is genuinely cathartic. He is so able to express how i feel so incredibly well…⭐️ Never stop, Jonathan 👊

[@stevedavidson666]

I just wish he'd do it more often! There's so much shit going on in the world that I need at least weekly Pie rants to keep me sane(ish).

[@Fangirl1327]

As an American I can appreciate his anger. Just replace Boris w Donald Trump

[@homosexualpanic]

That C bomb was perfection

[@ZoomStranger]

@@Fangirl1327 please, no.

[@valerierooney1299]

@@Fangirl1327 no no no 🙏... BJ and DJT lock them up throw away the key!

[@mancavefire]

Brilliant. As one of the many who didn't get to say goodbye to a parent because we were "Doing our bit" for the country, you have articulated the true hatred I have for that complete narcissist.

[@jjdecani]

Thing is, I hate the fuckers who still try to excuse him even more than I hate him. I'd like to turn my... attention... to those... "people".

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

I was banging a nurse during lockdowns and the hospital was near completely empty. They were sat around getting through all the Netflix and prime tv series whilst ordering different takeaways paid for by us and joking the free WiFi has never worked so well and what are they going to do when they run out of things to watch. Doing jogging laps around the empty dark wards corridors to stave off boredom and 'get some steps in'. The ban on people with the last moments of dying relatives was vile. Unjabbed and I literally could not catch it. Its hugely overhyped on how bad it is for most people and if the surgeons are 100% refusing to get jabbed then no way can it be that bad. Most nurses got jabbed due to threats of their jobs. Sorry for how they treated you I don't know how you can ever find peace in that other than you are certainly not alone. They all want stringing up for treason.

[@AndrewJLeslie]

​@@RedwolfDogrocketThis is tosh.

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

@@AndrewJLeslie bet you've had at least 6 jabs haven't you! Lol

[@AndrewJLeslie]

@@RedwolfDogrocket Ooh that was so hurtful . Not.. Still tosh.

[@shardlake]

"Foie Gras infused shit" I now have to find an opportunity to use this insult, pure genius!

[@sceneryj]

Thank you for being angry on my behalf, Jonathan. This was genuinely good. (Outsourcing my negative feelings to an imaginary character seems like the sort of breakthrough idea that could get me on tedious podcasts, doesn't it?)

[@rwo5402]

.... always makes the world a little bit better listening to Jonathan.

[@TLfU]

Love it- _"Outsourcing my negative feelings to an imaginary character..."_

[@nabumali]

Agreed, although you must admit the hilarious Mr Pie comes close.

[@MrTheminiman1]

You have been dearly missed Mr Pie. Please, never leave us again like you did.

[@davidhumphreys1448]

Jonathan Pie is not just an original comedy act but an important political voice in the national conversation. He expresses the rage, indignation and contempt that many people feel at the incompetence and duplicity of the Conservative government.

[@Kalamero]

He tells it like it is....with a rant like passion which I attempt too after reading Boris news stories #ToriesOUT

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

He's keeping you plebians complacent Now let out all that pent up anger by watching a comedian rant while pretending to be a rebel against the political party he sycophants for Very "cathartic"

[@stuartlawson6975]

This guy is in a league of his own. Every video is just perfection, the podcast is sheer genius.....

[@AgiHammerthief]

„not even the radio“ 😂

[@BelpassoOilandWineCo]

James O'Brien does it without swearing...but I love them both.

[@francesdoyle1508]

Where to hear his podcast, please?

[@guacamolewindow448]

​@@francesdoyle1508BBC sounds

[@jmf5663]

Thanks for the heads up on his podcast.. I’ve never searched so quickly for anything!! This man…sheer genius

[@stevenmill9887]

There are no words sufficient for this morally bankrupt individual

[@patrickquinlan3056]

Oh, I think that C U Next Tuesday does the trick.

[@okaynext4148]

lefty looney

[@hgkghkhgkgh8378]

There is: Anglo.

[@utubebroadcaster]

He's a poor man's Trump

[@richb7113]

Not decent non swearing words at least...

[@muddyweb]

And yet, there are still people who think he's somehow a victim!

[@SamuelBlack84]

Plenty of my old neighbours gave the proverbial finger to lockdown by having parties and get togethers, and nobody gave a crap

[@muddyweb]

@@SamuelBlack84 This isn't about the parties, this is about the deliberate and repeated misleading of parliament, and the constant and blatent disregard for the UK's laws and parliamentary processes.

[@manyplural4265]

@@SamuelBlack84 maybe because your neighbours didn't make the laws and lie to queen and country about it..? i hate to break your MC complex, but you and your neighbours are not as important as BoJo

[@1inchPunchBowl]

@@manyplural4265 "and nobody gave a crap" Apart from the people they infected. Hey-ho.

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

@@SamuelBlack84 Your neighbours donn't get to run the country. Politicians should be held to a higher standard

[@GhostOnTheHalfShell]

Mr Pie, for those of us in the US, your stream of invective is nothing short of cathartic. It's a vicarious pleasure, but I'll take it.

[@manda60]

This but from the Netherlands. My god it's delightful to see Boris' stinky, unkempt, ill-fitted chickens coming home to roost.

[@aragornthebrave]

An American version would be great! Johnny Applepie?

[@GhostOnTheHalfShell]

@@aragornthebrave we get close with Jon Stewart but it’s not the same vibe

[@godmademefunky95]

Christ mate, do you read a thesaurus before bed or something?

[@GhostOnTheHalfShell]

@@godmademefunky95 yes, a little light reading. =)

[@katyldr]

It feels so good doesn't it, when Jonathan lets it all out, all the truth and no bullshit, expressing our own anger 😁🤗😘

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

That's the point He's keeping you plebians complacent Now let out all that pent up anger by watching a comedian rant while pretending to be a rebel against the political party he sycophants for Very "cathartic", like screaming into a pillow then putting a smile on your face for another day of tory shafting, not to worry because Jonathon has released another video for you to let your little anger out on, instead of getting involved in politics or protesting Behavioural science makes a joke of us all, just look into the UK government department nicknamed "NUDGE"

[@kevincox-qc9mc]

Nobody rants quite like Jonathan Pie. I needed that, thank you!

[@onreality5583]

The only good thing to come out of the Johnson regime, and which helped give us a laugh in the darkest of times in Covid Riddled Brexitland, is Jonathan Pie. I've seen all his live shows (both pre and post covid) and have tickets for his upcoming tour in January. You may not remember me Tom , but we chatted outside Bournemouth Pavilion on 2019 and I said you were doing the nation a vital social and therapeutic service - this is more true than ever, and for that may I thank you!

[@janswimwild]

Jonathan Pie you are sheer stress relieving genius, saying what we all feel! There is a brilliant Scottish word ‘bawbag’ which I have always felt suits the Bawbag perfectly! Thank you for the sanity rant! 🙏🏼👏👏👏

[@dkevans]

Equally applicable to the orange twunt across the water too.

[@gjaxx]

Why on earth don't one of 4's family of channels give this man a series? Satire at it's most scathing. No punches pulled, and every blow lands

[@devora1958]

Well, he did get a podcast. Yeah, not the same.

[@dnc9952]

They are too scared

[@neelubird]

He's on BBC Sounds I think

[@D34671]

he can perform his best work like this, more freedom

[@gjaxx]

@@D34671 Limited exposure though... 29k have seen this so far, and 4 have never been shy about controversial content

[@reformerx667]

You speak for most of us, Jonathan. Thank you for getting it off of my chest.

[@brython2]

Personally, I preferred " he sprayed his pâté de foie gras infused liquid shit over the nation"

[@Arltratlo]

as a German, its nice to learn new words, they never taught me in school!

[@astrano80001]

😅😅😅

[@yannistjanetis5079]

Brilliant as always!!!

[@sarkybugger5009]

I think Jonathan has caught the feeling of the nation quite nicely. As ever.

[@andrewmacdonald1749]

I love the fact that this (quite frankly awesome satire) is better and more informative than most of the news we see on the main steam media.

[@imSatnav]

Satire or just the plain truth?

[@hazlitt1]

What do mean ‘Most’? All my dear friend.

[@andrewmacdonald1749]

That's fair to be honest

[@HerbivoreClub]

That's the worst thing about it. The media should be this honest.

[@andydonnelly8677]

More Pie please, given the tragedy that is British politics JP should be a "daily staple" for the masses.😁👍

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

He's keeping you plebians complacent Now let out all that pent up anger by watching a comedian rant while pretending to be a rebel against the political party he sycophants for Very "cathartic", like screaming into a pillow then putting a smile on your face for another day of tory shafting, not to worry because Jonathon has released another video for you to let your little anger out on, instead of getting involved in politics or protesting Behavioural science makes a joke of us all, just look into the UK government department nicknamed "NUDGE"

[@clive373]

Spot on! It is impossible to describe johnson without using a few expletives , and you used them with such passion! Thank you, this was the version of events I wanted to see.

[@Sam-ep7sc]

It is not impossible at all. Swearing is how people demonstrate the paucity of their vocabulary.

[@claptree3217]

@@Sam-ep7sc It could be that. It could also be how people emphasise emotions more quickly and efficiently than rifling through a dictionary to find fancy words to impress noone.

[@Sam-ep7sc]

@@claptree3217 Yes, I know that inarticulate people swear and repeat themselves, but he’s not “people”. He’s a supposedly influential professional communicator, the sort who we ordinary “people” turn to to improve our understanding. Anyway, who’s noone?

[@Dave_Crewe]

"...who looks like a boiled sweet in a hoover bag" - just amazing.

[@andykey4391]

Utterly love it. Thank you once again for so eruditely verbalising a Nation's feelings (those of us that aren't utterly morally corrupt or just plain stupid anyway). Just Jacob Rees Mogg to tackle now...

[@hansmaaskant8988]

As a Dutch teacher of Engish I learn a lot from his speeches. Wonderful! And as far as Boris, good riddance.

[@naztubes]

You said exactly what we all know him to be. Thank you for that. I still can't believe that anybody was ever taken in by him. I hope you are all ashamed of yourselves for wanting this clown in power!

[@PeterLGଈ]

"Foie-gras infused liquid shit" is such a wonderful descriptor. 😂 Please don't stop doing these segments; we all need them.

[@peterjstevens519]

Welcome back, Mr Pie! We’ve missed your eloquence and humor! Thank you very much!😊

[@morticiamoore6144]

Jonathan speaks from the heart as always. Favourite insults: "looks like a boiled sweet in a hoover bag" and "wounded balloon"

[@trustwithin7188]

Brilliant 👏 🤣🤣

[@karate4348]

Pretend genius... a vaccuum is Boris

[@iestynjohn6057]

"A boiled sweet in a hoover bag..." Jonathan absolutely nails it. And l love the way he switches back into normal journalist mode at the end.

[@helenlewis5409]

Greetings from Australia, must say couldn’t have put it better!!! Now get on to honours list! What a pisstake that is!!

[@angiebeckett]

When i feel so angry and so disillusioned. I just watch you. You say everything i am feeling and you make me howl with laughter. You are completely brilliant xxx thankyou for speaking my mind.

[@marzipanmelusine4321]

Much like the legend of King Arthur, Jonathan Pie returns at a time when the nation needs him most.

[@Demun1649]

His name was actually Urtur, he wasn't Anglo-Saxon, he was a Celtic Briton, living in the free nation of Pryttynn. And he spent his life fighting the ENGLISH invaders. Don't wish for something that will be directed at your race, because YOU are not HIS NATION. You are just yet more illegal immigrants. Ba chóir duit a ghlanadh amach agus tú in ann. Téigh ar ais go dtí an áit as ar tháinig tú, agus fág na Ceiltigh chun a dtír féin a rith. Dylech glirio tra gallwch chi. Ewch yn ôl i'r lle y daethoch, a gadewch y Celtiaid i redeg eu gwlad eu hunain. Bu chòir dhut dìreach glanadh a-mach fhad ‘s as urrainn dhut. Rach air ais chun an àite às an tàinig thu, agus fàg na Ceiltich a ruith an dùthaich fhèin.

[@laurachiar6086]

❤🙏

[@ASLUHLUHC3]

@@Demun1649 Lol

[@Demun1649]

@@ASLUHLUHC3 Yeh, there won't be many of the ENGLISH who would be happy if Urtur came back! They would have to leave Britain altogether, and we would get our lands back.

[@StephenBFry]

Thank you telling it ALL like it is ! Excellent !

[@dangerousfables]

I’m a lyricist/singer in a band. 30 years experience, but Pie spills words like a warrior. Nothing but love Sir. Nothing but love. I stand in awe.

[@IainFrame]

Mate you should listen to Ku*t and the Gang. Absolutely brutal and hilarious.

[@1gerard47]

More ,more and more

[@Plumduff3303]

Brilliant sir absolutely brilliant

[@RavenLuni]

"boiled sweet in a hoover bag" - I sprayed my drink at that. Please dont ever stop making these videos! Thankyou for existing! P.S. I would really really really love to see what happened if you actually ran in an election. There are a few by elections coming up. Now's your chance!

[@christianvanderstap6257]

On a t- shirt please

[@1gerard47]

Was a cracker 😂😂😂😂

[@homosexualpanic]

[reminds me of] My favourite description of Trump was from Charlie Brooker, who described him as a "clingfilmed parcel of hamburger meat that’s been kicked through a yellow cobweb"

[@ZoomStranger]

@@homosexualpanic that's hilarious

[@brian_dunne]

Possibly your best work, Jonathan! Thank you very much!

[@wenchangeljac6343]

😂"only just a bit thick. Hardly fxxking news" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lynda48]

You put into words what many of us are thinking. Totally agree with every single word!!! Well done

[@templeofthegods]

You not just a treasure to your country, you're a treasure to the world Jonathan!!!! Keep up the great work calling things out as you see it 😁👏🙌

[@domh4201]

I knew this would bring the KZbin channel some life again.

[@charlielynes]

BBC Sounds - Call Jonathan Pie 10 episodes (new)❤

[@garethjones6566]

More truth from JP in three minutes than we have had from Johnson in his 20 plus years of being an MP.

[@theritchie2173]

This was surprisingly calm at the start, but it certainly built up the expected head of steam as it went on.

[@FriedEgg101]

Climaxing just before "Thank you Colin!"

[@danskmacabre]

Thankyou for vocalising what we're all thinking

[@sealladh]

This is what the concurrent demonstration of courage, compassion and wisdom looks like. All humans could benefit from this level of dignity. Thankyou JP.

[@brynntaylor6952]

The man the myth the legend, Jonathan Pie is back ladies and gentlemen.

[@creeib]

Please don't be shy, Jonathan. You are among friends. DON'T HOLD BACK 😂😅🤣

[@RaverOperator]

😂

[@robertlandrum1971]

Like any old bully, he could dish it out. But he couldn’t take it in the end. Bully, bully!

[@Tommy_Poole]

Thank you Johnathan. Every word the absolute truth and no one could have said it better.

[@lindacrowe5436]

Thank you for expressing my feelings better than I can!

[@GamingMule]

That final description of Boris has absolutely made my day. I thank you so much.

[@xTerminatorAndy]

YES! Jonathan Pie always makes me laugh by saying exactly what any person with a functioning brain is actually thinking.

[@moos5221]

My brain functions quite well, but I lack the creativity to come up with as many swearwords per sentence as he does, so that's why I desperately need every second of his videos to focus my anger like a laserbeam.

[@Muzalam]

Great summation of the Blond Turd, missed a big bit though! All the Tories were complicit by their silence. They are coming out now only because they don’t wish to go down the dustbin of history with him.

[@razzle1964]

A “gaslighting bag, of … gas”. Gold. Will never get old.

[@AlistairFleming-p2j]

Brilliantly delivered and scaringly accurate!

[@chrisstones1249]

I felt you held back a bit Mr pie , absolutely brilliant 👍✌️

[@frederichiebler4690]

Can't wait to see Jonathan on stage next year. Spot on as always 👌

[@joeknight6151]

Pie is back I am happy

[@paulEmotionalaudio]

So good to have you and your brutally honest vitriol back!

[@jonathan4889]

Thank you J.P. Always a pleasure to hear from you.

[@Handlesatesillystupididea]

Oh my, and thank you Mr Pie. Your service to our country and our mental health should be honoured.

[@docostler]

I've been waiting _years_ to hear Jonathan go off on Johnson like this! Thank you.

[@JustPlayingBass]

A good slice of truth Pie is always a wonderful thing.

[@bavariancarenthusiast2722]

Love this channel - even watching from Germany its so teaching what's happening in the UK, amazing that a Mini-Trump could be the PM, mind-blowing!

[@mortanos8938]

😂 I love how worked up you get, because Im just like that myself, so to see you at it, is like looking in the mirror whilst letting loose. I especially love the colourful descriptions you use, and that is also definitely one of my trademarks when I get riled up. I usually eat spoon after spoon of the crud that life throws at me, with a patience that I never knew I had, but eventually there comes that unseen point of no return when I suddenly burst into an apocalyptic ragefit in which I have been known to create new swear words since my mind is trying to utter a Bakers dozen of them simultaneously. In other words, watching you tear into delinquents such as the "albino Kumquat Jack in the Box Johnson", is a delight for both eyes and ears. Do keep up your hatred for uncontrolled indecency. Lots of laughs from Germany 😉

[@dorkangel1076]

Great to see Pie back on KZbin

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Did you know wage stagnation in the UK is only comparable to the wage stagnation that occured during the Napoleonic War!

[@anthonyrybicki1000]

The 1800's was a time of civil unrest in Britain after the Napoleonic wars ended,wages fell but prices rose and as the ruling elite passed laws to prevent assembly,stiffle free speech and stop workers from organising unions,so unlike today then? Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it as the saying goes..

[@HuplesCat]

At ha! It’s the French’s fault 😂

[@japethstevens8473]

So we'll have to get the Germans to bail us out again...

[@gregc.5684]

Wow!

[@adamrobinson4873]

God damn I've missed you Jonathan pie! Lol, can't wait to see you live next year

[@marct9942]

Great show. The problem is the hard right adore lying politicians. They would believe 100 lies rather than one inconvenient truth

[@mikelewis-mi3vk]

Absolutely spot on, no one could have said it better, 100% spot on reporting

[@joemarshalljm]

Sometimes I'm pleased the country is going to hell, because at least we get Pie out of it

[@martincopeland8153]

Perhaps a single Lizzy Truss promise fulfilled! “More Pie!! U Huh A Huh A Huh! (Wait for nonexistent applause)”

[@okaynext4148]

its going to hell cause the woke crowd

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

@@okaynext4148 Woke is not in power right now and things are still going to the sewer so yeah, I don't know about that one chief.

[@hannayman4448]

Custard pie to the face!

[@markshaz8691]

@@okaynext4148 what’s the woke crowd? Is it a special group that we can all join? Is it like the “in crowd” or the “it crowd”?

[@sarahbankstheoriginal9797]

I am so looking forward to seeing you Tom!!! ❤

[@sarahbankstheoriginal9797]

We literally have front row seats!!!

[@charlielynes]

​@@sarahbankstheoriginal9797 BBC Sounds Call Jonathan Pie 10 episodes

[@jameselliott8671]

I've been keeping an eye out for JPs take this! He says all the things I can't put into words.

[@Tee-bq2po]

👌👌👌

[@mr.jamesdavidrobert2115]

This is the voice I hear in my head whenever I see the news. Jonathan Pyle helps me not to feel like I’m insane.

[@amytaylor5454]

Hello there👋how are you feeling today?hope you’re having a wonderful day so far?God bless you!❤

[@cdb9033]

"...Thank you Colin" That is pure genius!

[@fredquinn3919]

Thank you so much Jonathan....that was brilliant!!!....I got double the pleasure of listening to you because the second time I listened, every time you said "Boris", I substituted "Donald"...non-stop frissons of delight!!!!

[@s10m0t10n]

Saying precisely what we're thinking, as usual. Thank you.

[@ADG0665]

You have summed the life of this corrupt and incompetent man perfectly in 3 minutes. Thank you!

[@Ofelas1]

But the Ladys like him, what does that say about them?

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

​@@Ofelas1Nevermind ladies, _voters!_

[@morts3451]

"a boiled sweet in a hoover bag...!" hahahaha. I nearly wet myself laughing so hard at that!! Well done sir, well done!! 🤣🤣👏👏

[@briandsteel6711]

Bravo Mr "Pie" - bloody brilliant (and as ever, spot-on) rant! Thank you again! :-)

[@littlegravitas9898]

I've been needing a slice of Pie for a minute. Glad to see you back

[@OpEditorial]

A boiled sweet in a vacuum bag, that's a keeper 😂

[@tonyking2030]

You should be on the main BBC news with this accurate account of Boris Johnson, well done Jonathon !

[@elaineedgar2913]

But like other truth tellers (NMedia, Owen Jones, LBC et al, ) the RW media including the BBC haven’t the balls to show the truth and Pie’s words which they know reflect all of our views of Doris. Good riddance to Doris. Never darken our lives again.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Thank you so much. These videos stop me from going on similar, less succinct rants and giving myself a brain aneurysm

[@Michelle-cz3kz]

My thoughts exactly. Thank you!

[@paultaylor7082]

'Boiled sweet in a Hoover bag'. Brilliant, Mr Pie.

[@jakobfromthefence]

Jonathan Pie, as always, you deserve a cake for putting it as it is.

[@jamesthelimey1738]

I couldn’t wait for JP’s take on this. Perfect.

[@philhemstock]

God I miss Pies rants! We need more of them please. Loving the podcast btw

[@shonagiffen4913]

Brilliant and spot on 👍

[@dadawoodslife]

Absolutely excellent. Jonathan Pie, of course.

[@craigbrown04]

The Pie, spitting fire and truths

[@lucas_knight]

Always love to hear the truth from Jonathan Pie. Nobody else has the balls big enough to say it but this man does every time! 👍

[@ClockworkSatan]

I laughed so hard at the 'a boiled sweet in a hoover bag' line.

[@shirlski]

It’s all true.Brilliant Mr Pie absolutely spot on.

[@a.jamesstretton3813]

I love your documentaries Jonathan. Bravo Sir.