The Bagel Boss: An Epic Journey

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[@zstrode.8953]

Dude got struck by lightning in Mario kart 😂😂

[@charlielambert9713]

*Insert shannon sharpe laughing*

[@nouns7504]

Bruh

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Bruh

[@zstrode.8953]

@@SpoilerAlert__ bruhh

[@Jacob-qz9fo]

You would be mad too if you were a Virgin midget Joe Peshe. I bet this dude has been disrespected his whole life about his height and now he's bitter about it.

[@AV-zh6tq]

To be fair a van is about the size of a studio apartment for him

[@ryancrawford7397]

A V DUDE!!! that is the only pro of being a... a... what's the PC term little person? Dwarf?

[@AV-zh6tq]

@@Rainaman- very high heels

[@cynical136]

@@Rainaman- They make accessories for little people drivers like booster seats and extensions for the pedals.

[@dominick253]

I've seen really nice vans and if it's LA I would understand due to the cost of living.

[@coleriding6671]

look at the van wee-man from jackass lives in

[@m3knifeworks]

ethan: there's no way they were making fun of his height also ethan: he's like a magical little dwarf

[@philosopher9672]

Lol exactly

[@krowman8458]

Its funny, if it was anyone else Id'e call them a hypocrite but when its Ethan I like it. I still don't even know why I feel that way lol

[@rkoistheman]

Krowman84 just know you are also being hypocritical

[@abdelkaderghalem3698]

Ethan is a sneaky jerk very habile

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

to be fair he does give of the vibe of a troll with magical powers 😂😂

[@sage5652]

“an overgrown incel” well... i’m not too sure about *overgrown*

[@plebkiller8275]

Lmao

[@allisoncastle]

thats what I thought too hahah like maybe thats the wrong use to word...

[@supermaxx1]

Over-aged

[@cherokeegirl5908]

I started the name, Bagelcel!

[@michaelblaine6494]

Use to word?😜😉

[@JesusIsSoCash]

I feel like you missed the opportunity to call him bagel bite

[@Idkwhodawg]

You sir... are a fucking genius

[@stupiidjit7634]

Dakota Dohr underrated comment

[@ashleyfrances]

OMFG.

[@fuckinpandemic25]

God damnit

[@LosBuffaloKing]

@18:43 he did call him bagel bite.

[@ryanklip24]

I will never not laugh at that bagel video. “You wanna attack me?? Attack me!!” *is immediately attacked and defeated*

[@asspounderify]

YOU DIED

[@coolerrocket]

Pikachu surprise face

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

😂 Challenges everyone to a fight....loses....gets up and goes " did you see that guy three times my size attack me?!"

[@timothyhass5210]

Exactly me

[@ashleycharmac]

The girl in the background: *Oh My GOd I just wanted bagels* me in that situation

[@justicewarrior9187]

We can go on a bagel date 😉

[@TotallySearch]

I can't imagine waking up in the morning saying "I want to go to a bagel shop and buy overpriced bagels" it's way more affordable just home making it grocery style

[@oliverxhmll]

@@TotallySearch bro its fast food. You get it when you dont have time to make it yourself. Lunch break or whatever

[@TotallySearch]

@@oliverxhmll Why bagels of all things?

[@isoFluffy]

​@@TotallySearch Different strokes for different folks.

[@Crystal-od5is]

Lmfao Hila throwing shade. "women overlook looks"

[@fatjoe1251]

She has to considering shes dating ethan ..

[@mrsn3sbit888]

@@fatjoe1251 and she ugly as fuck tho

[@isleofflightlessducks4690]

@@mrsn3sbit888 hila??? she ain't ugly but aight.

[@midnight-hq4zg]

@@mrsn3sbit888 ok boomer

[@Happyboymargarine]

She’s anything but ugly

[@jeovannimunoz7313]

Use this guy for the live action version of Boss baby. The Bagel Boss Baby lmao

[@SpoilerAlert__]

I didn't see that movie but is the boss baby always this cranky? Give the baby his bottle

[@thjolemsodopplbbcch]

HE EVEN HAS THE VOICE

[@jessicaherber8979]

@@thjolemsodopplbbcch hey dont diss boss baby like that! lol 😜😂

[@BruceWayne-pm6co]

Jeovanni Munoz one of my favorite comments

[@Makeshift_Mulder]

Bagle Boss Sayz: for legal purposes, please refrain from beatings in our establishments. Refer to section 903(C) of Alabama Fast Food Code 47B-

[@JRF32185]

He's really short, but you KNOW they sent the tallest female reporter they could find to interview him just as a troll.

[@Honed-]

thats fucked up

[@ctrl_alt_deleter]

That would be so classic if that happens.

[@jacob910able]

Thot Ramen very classic

[@jamesstrain7062]

And the camera angle made Bagel Boy look even smaller, almost dwarf-like.

[@fuckinpandemic25]

Fuck

[@Senseiocasio]

Lol you say people aren’t making fun of him but you straight roast this man the whole time 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@duckyoutoofoomufucka1463]

@༺Sha༻ they said plenty of shit about his height too! Lol

[@whitealliance9540]

Meh, Ethan roasts everyone its not a cake walk... Thats his shpeal... If you seek deep spiritual wisdom, click me and fall into a deep illjmonatttttt wormhole. Learn from the dark lord while he is on earth. Click me. Come look around

[@nam812]

No one would be making fun of his height if he didnt make his height a big deal, like... his personality is disgusting.

[@alexanderjackson8389]

@@nam812 thats untrue... if i seen him in a random store, i would definitely crack jokes about him behind his back lol

[@nam812]

@@alexanderjackson8389 Welp that's a personal problem, and people like you are the reason he's like this...

[@ericrenquist6494]

"Women also over look looks." *stairs directly at Ethan.*

[@LeGaben]

Stares

[@stupidmonkey8057]

I didnt even have too look at the screen to know she was doing that.

[@MagicDragonesk]

"Stairs" LOL

[@ptdramon3925]

I mean, it’s just not true, women are shallow

[@Ame2847]

Ramon Delgado woman overlook looks if the personality is maxes out

[@nanazsan7536]

*when a girl rejects you for being short * "yo I'm gonna go full bagel mode"

[@henryq2666]

Going "full bagel", hahaha!

[@SHANELMUSIC]

imagine being short i actually kinda hate being the tall guy i mean im 1.80 cm but still im skinny tho

[@dr.ligmahnutts2993]

༺Sha༻ lol you just work out tho and you aren’t lanky. easy fix

[@StevefromPR]

@༺Sha༻ Well your the exeption I guess. Like the 10% who don't give a fuck about height.

[@alexanderrutherford8392]

Never go full bagel mode

[@zstrode.8953]

This looks like a gta cut scene before a mission!

[@hehitmeinthekneegur1551]

I know, I would love to see as Trevor.

[@Ostnizdasht206]

He's probably going to be referenced in GTA6.

[@fabianmorales1884]

He would make the dopest Trevor Strangers and freaks missions

[@Thatdudewiththedogs]

@Clay Goeke Jesus bro... It's rejected*

[@jessicas3568]

LOL

[@whitealliance9540]

Bagel guy: i want a soda Cashier: what size would you like? Bagel guy: ARE YOU SAYING THAT IM TOO SHORT TO GO ON A DATE!? I HAD A WIFE AND KIDS BEFORE, I HAD A LIFE YOU JERK!

[@Yukiyak0]

Andy Gygi Ironic

[@rationsofladyfingers]

Nothing like being short and starting fights and then playing the victim when someone "twice your size" takes you down. He's right about one thing, though. Men really aren't complicated. Unfortunately for him, women aren't really anymore complicated. You just can't call them names and yell at them in bagel shops.

[@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens]

YES.

[@brandonyankees1]

He's not even terrible looking lol he's just a midget,old, and chubby

[@Wavyso]

Rick Nash he’s ugly then just lol.

[@marlz99]

Jason Statham mere seconds after leaving the womb

[@geoffnelson64]

@HKMH Dariani your wrong mr colonel Sanders... it is funny!!

[@gracerobertson6132]

As someone who’s really short for their age, sometimes I wanna scream at people in a bagel shop and take it outside.

[@anastasiabananastasia]

yes but u know that would be ridiculous. go to a kids cancer ward or visit burn victims etc u will realize being short sucks but u have more strengths than u realize..

[@andrewmtb9]

@@anastasiabananastasia Facts man. Its the least of our worries

[@martymcfly88mph35]

It's ok if a female is short tho.

[@garygotgameclips]

​@@martymcfly88mph35 Idk about that but sure

[@Marlonscrazy]

Grace Robertson Hey man I’m short for a guy. I can bitch about for the rest of my life or play with the cards I’ve got. Don’t ever let being short stop you from being the best person you can be. At the end of the day if someone is going to exclude you from a relationship or a friendship because of your height, that’s not someone you would want in your life anyway.

[@cjacobsen99]

I actually feel so bad for this guy. He’s so angry. Must be a miserable life.

[@KnowThyself619]

Ikr poor man. So unlucky.

[@hanaboo101]

Yea he seems stupid

[@MrChileno13]

@@KnowThyself619 Hi.

[@KnowThyself619]

@@MrChileno13 well hello there

[@MrChileno13]

@@KnowThyself619 😐✌🏻

[@dalegribblebountyhunter59]

"My name is Chris Morgan, I am 45 years old, I am divorced, and I live *IN A VAN* down by *THE RIVER.* "

[@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens]

Tee hee....

[@cherokeegirl5908]

Best pick up line ever. Not...

[@michaelblaine6494]

Hahaha he actually made that joke too

[@jamesgilmore69]

@@cherokeegirl5908 classic "not!" joke 🔥

[@JSBeats85]

I kept waiting for that line like wtf guys.

[@moistmist4766]

Dude looks like Bobby from King of the Hill.

[@deepdirt]

THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!!

[@claire___]

YES!! Older Bobby!

[@Tony36271]

Dang it Bobby, I’ll tell you hwat.

[@grilledleeks6514]

@goth kid of narnia yes he does?

[@kokroche1]

My short pants

[@phelipeheringer6058]

He is a weird poket version of Bruce Willis.

[@oscarking4891]

Off brand pocket version

[@AlexanderTheGreat1000]

HAHAHAHA

[@123mcgarrigle]

Poket

[@Zbro.]

Could he be instead Bruce Willies

[@Astartes00]

Great Value Bruce Willis

[@PIRAKAS666]

Not only did they send the tallest female reporter, they even told the camera man to film them at an angle that makes him even smaller lol

[@Insolent1]

*spends over 10 mins mocking his height* "there's no way they were making fun of his height"

[@Cooch59]

Anonymous User EXACTLY. They 100% were. No doubtttttttttt

[@thewolfstarfire]

i only disagree because that was just a regular public setting and i doubt they were fucking point their fingers at him and laughing. it just doesnt happen? ppl are focusing on his height now because he draws such bad attention to it

[@DoctorBoom.]

Glad to see there are some people who actually calls Ethan out on his hypocrisy. it's funny how the dude is so unaware of himself.

[@thewolfstarfire]

Renn true i agree with that lol however they are just goofing on him so whatever

[@DoctorBoom.]

@@thewolfstarfire yeah, and I'm sure all the rest of the people throughout his life were just "goofing" on him as well

[@tommy2pieceya734]

He's 4'9, I didn't know they stacked bagels that high.

[@deangelo479]

He is a bagel

[@Bear-kb4kt]

@@deangelo479 i don't think you got the reference

[@omniman332]

Anderson silvia you absolutely suck!!!

[@cthulhu7156]

Yes, let's make fun of his height and prove that the bagel boss was right about people making fun of him. No.

[@tommy2pieceya734]

@@cthulhu7156 I'm sick and tired of people and their goddamn insecurities.. He was exaggerating what people were saying about him because he's literally so insecure that he feels people think about him in a certain way, when that's not the case at all..You should never let someone else affect the way you feel and if you ever catch yourself feeling a certain way because of someone else, then take a few steps back and do a self-diagnosis.

[@happyhammer1]

He is fighting height supremacy.

[@coricraig3627]

"Im not racist but if someone black steals from me...."

[@jessieb9384]

I mean stats don't lie if you get robbed or assaulted its most likely gonna be by a black person. Go to the FBI website and just look at the numbers.

[@ROTPx]

😂

[@user-ew5ch9bb5o]

If you put quotations on some shit, put the exact fucking words he said

[@mullythebully5557]

Thats a pretty natual response. Human brains like to remember patterns. If a black/asian/white person does something than you will automatically assign what theg just did to their race. You probably do it and dont even know

[@bornfree8073]

@Vlad Hazard our country, america, is so racist that there are constant swarms of blacks and mexicans trying to get in. Yes, clearly we are super racist. Also the racism failed against indains and asaind because they are economically more successful than whites

[@kadenabbott3073]

He's short tempered😂

[@val0077]

WHAT grown man says "you're not my father"?

[@pedroventura2180]

The one who's stepfather is still alive

[@BraydoChinga]

He's only 4'9, he's still growing

[@Klarpimier]

And you're not my BOOWWAAAASSSS

[@Johnny-tq9no]

Never been to NY or mass I see

[@glittermafia5759]

Hunnie, grown where? Lol

[@jamzamwambam1517]

It's like 'Robert De Niro' & 'Danny Devito' had a baby.

[@spencerludman3915]

Hahahahahahaha

[@jaycehamilton1747]

taxi driver bagel boss

[@Felix-vg4mv]

Kevin XD He’s most definitely the type of guy to say: “Who are you talking to. Cause I’m the only one here” in front of the mirror

[@zlac]

It's Leo Getz incarnation!

[@lelandmains3827]

Joe Pesci as The Godfather

[@PuffTheMagicHobo]

Says the guy shouldn’t worry about his height. Proceeds to make fun of it for the entirety of the video. Guy got shit luck but doesn’t know how to make the best of it.

[@007Fusiion]

PuffTheMagicHobo If he gets openly mocked, he can barely retort. I feel for him

[@zerosaber257]

@JewTube - Censor Yourself. Or we'll do it for you. who's to say he didn't do that his entire life? there's always a breaking point for everybody, even monks

[@Flipindabird23]

He’d make a great jockey on the horse track.

[@ps4masterrace508]

Ethan: "He's like a magical dwarf" Hila: "No"

[@CinematicPenguin]

@Alt Swede dude he is 5'11

[@wabalwab1126]

7 eleven dude: so, do you want a small, medium or lar- Bagel boss: *starts recording* THIS JACKASS ASKED WHAT IS MY HEIGHT

[@naetyo]

that was gold

[@MajorityRuled]

He was probably tweaking out and the clerk asked him ”how high are you?”

[@danilolombardo2564]

Ahahhahahahahaha this made me laugh so fucking hard dude ahah, I'm 5.6 feet by the way so not exactly a NBA player but this dude is fucking nuts as hell.

[@SlugabedProductions]

WOMEN IN GENERAL

[@junkylondon2941]

FUCK!

[@wonderkid9941]

Bro, do u wanna step outsoide

[@maneatingwaffle2088]

To be fair there's a pretty good chance one of the women there said something rude about him and he overheard. I imagine it's what likely set him off.

[@shaycrookall669]

maneating waffle i feel like it’s more likely that he was rude to a woman working/in line and they told him it was uncalled for or something and it escalated from there. like they said in the video he probably thinks everyone is laughing at him all the time, i doubt someone would just say something rude about him when they’re in line near each other

[@asspounderify]

Got eeem

[@marvelkidaj7207]

“This dude shops at baby gap.” Classic 😂😂

[@doesntmatter4477]

Ya maybe the first time it was used like 20 years ago in every shitty comedy movie with a short guy in it. It's as old as knock knock Jokes

[@yet544]

The guy still has to get them fitted.

[@rommel3942]

a philosopher once said "you are not G_d, my boss or my father". hahahahaaha

[@maxbrummer1921]

“TMZ usually claims, you sure it’s ok” “Yeah it’s newsworthy” *no ads on video*

[@zoey101dogwablog]

tmz didnt claim but other people did. he makes very little money from the ads now because he makes almost all his money from sponsors.

[@crispylizard8295]

@@zoey101dogwablog nah its probably the bagel thing youtube reaaally doesn't like violence even if no one really got hurt

[@305backup]

Damon Taelss and then that money goes to disputing claims. Really sucks.

[@princesssavage7833]

TMZ WHITE LISTED THE PODCAST. PRAISE BE.

[@madimeyer2862]

TMZ just whitelisted H3 this week, which means they won't be trying to claim their videos any longer.

[@marbels1029]

When only one person goes to area 51. . . But its the bagel boss

[@andreilemieux9525]

@Epic Og Minecraft boii our boiiiii would throw the 1 - 2 and knock em all out at once. or if he wants to be sneaky, he could just crab walk to victory

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

I feel like you try to fit in area 51 in every comment section. Just an educated guess 🤔

[@steviebeavy9444]

Wont be good for the water business

[@khanbw]

Think the guards at Area 51 would just give up and leave after hearing him rant.

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

@Epic Og Minecraft boii Na the original guy.

[@skylerturden3942]

You guys are underestimating how miserable it would be living life as a 4'9" man.

[@shuntarofurukawa4807]

EXACTLY

[@thedarkestwhite9460]

Ethan isn't the brightest of all persons so...

[@stundown]

@@tomw2944 I sometimes feel short at 6'1 honestly😅

[@stundown]

@@tomw2944 maybe , but I am definitely not unlucky in this game. I am just curious how old are you and where are you from bro?

[@Miuranger1]

Ethan is sjw beta. What ya expect from him. Men that are under 5'6 are made fun of. But u cant make fun of a fat female

[@SeanConneryPimpShlap]

- random guy went to a bagel shop - beat up a midget - successful day

[@bobbyelliott4928]

“I have black friends” oldest trick in the book

[@kiyoshigaijin2515]

we did it boys, racism is over

[@pickledpelican2094]

But what of it's true?

[@HAL-vc3of]

People call it the oldest trick in the book, but it kind of holds water. I don’t think the dude is racist, he’s just insensitive and socially inept

[@X64813]

No it doesn't. When these types of people say they have black friends they really mean people like Stephen from Django.

[@markrobertson8521]

I have one too. He's pretty cool 😁

[@kinzkt]

He talked to the male interviewer but didn't want to talk to the female interviewer 😂😂

[@DeezN00tz99]

because he's an incel

[@hyena215]

@HKMH Dariani involuntary celibate

[@zzygyy]

He's angry at the world treating him like shit.

[@brianosio]

Lmfao I noticed that too

[@rationsofladyfingers]

"It's about belittlement." *hehe* He lives in a MINIvan. *HEHE*

[@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens]

Does he really???

[@TabithaStabitha]

@@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens yeah, but it's like an average studio apartment to him 🥁

[@rundownthriftstore]

“DONT YOU EVER TALK TO ME THAT WAY oh hi mark”

[@ya7000]

He lives in the same town as me. The Bagel Odyssey lives on

[@soapeydudd.93]

What town

[@garygotgameclips]

@@soapeydudd.93 Every town

[@PiLLO360]

Misha Collins R.I.P Peep :(

[@TheBronyMan]

PiLLO RIP Peep and shoutout Pro Era

[@mdogpartyhog]

@@soapeydudd.93 somewhere in Suffolk county long island I would guess lol

[@SubliminalMessagesTV]

When hila says that women overlook bad looks unlike men She looks dead at Ethan in kind of stares at him a little bit.

[@grittygoddess]

Subliminal Messages TV lol I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that

[@ranrancrabgrabber]

i was with her on that one lol

[@pira707]

hila is ugly asf too so they're a perfect match for each other :D

[@brinoreeno]

@@pira707 Wtf?

[@doodoowater5282]

@@pira707 uhhh....bruh moment

[@KEYDOOR]

This is H3H3 content I mean I like it in the podcasts but this is a perfect for H3H3

[@awkwardlyalive5371]

by Kedar I know, I was thinking the same about the Teddy Fresh fashion show, Hila and Ethan for sure could have made an h3 video similar to “4 looks you need this summer”

[@geenhaaien]

Kedar "Keydoor" are they bringing back that channel

[@forrestmaccready6023]

Any content in the podcast would be better on the main channel with actual editing

[@Xenotypal]

@@forrestmaccready6023 but that would be too much work.

[@breannac5001]

Hila says the funniest shit and her dry sense of humor makes it even better. She kills me.

[@haseo8162]

Imagine him getting into another fight, lmao. You wanna piece of me wise guy? “Proceeds to chest bump the guys junk”

[@aridj1317]

omg

[@devyysk]

“Why would you threaten to punch a guy half your size” *insecure about height*

[@madimeyer2862]

The funniest part of this is he is clearly provoking people and then acts like a victim when they're ready to follow through

[@bucketboy1351]

He just need to eat a mushroom and gonna grow twice his size

[@jamiet4295]

"those guys, twice my size" - I hate to sound like a bully but nearly everyone is twice his size

[@MrOuest]

lil'man literally chest bumps the regular size man's crotch, very intimidating hahahaha

[@Cassaelet]

He looked like he was in an alternate world filled with giants.

[@wonder_9315]

“This guys like an overgrown incel” **laughs in 4’9”**

[@Kerm88]

It’s because of his attitude. Don’t be upset

[@Blindashitmetalasfuck]

He's 4'11

[@DropDedFred]

Wonder_9 I like your Oliver Tree profile pic. Miracle Man is my jam

[@meowser1905]

Undercooked

[@nono4296]

@@DropDedFred Idk if you are joking but his profile picture is actually Mandark from Dexter's Labatory

[@dm7559]

List of easy puns... -Short temper -He needs to grow up -Own Up to your mistakes -Ranting won’t get you to the top -Too Short reference of some kind

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

Some think little of him.

[@johnc8327]

"Oh my god, I just want a bagel" LMFAO!!!!

[@mm-lh1nt]

So let me get this straight.. He hates women but wants them to like him? How does that work exactly?

[@fishfan2]

He's salty he hasn't gotten laid. Couple that with a height complex and yea

[@700Penguin]

Search Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

[@Ezm42069]

Elliot rodger type beat

[@mrpickenz7760]

incel logic, dont ask...

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

I think it’s like when you were in school and the teacher would strip talking until everyone in class would stop talking, like see who would break first, but what he doesn’t know is we’re all more than happy to not sleep with him and continue talking.

[@av8268]

This is the adult male version of the "Cash me ousside" girl.

[@thegamewin100]

Ava Vila cancer keeps spreading

[@snowboardman420]

With more talent though

[@nateanderson271]

True 🤣😭😭😭

[@ToxicatedLum]

....what? How in the hell are they similar or the situations similar?

[@Adam-zm6pt]

Bhad Dhaddie

[@thedraconianviking1185]

"There's no way they were laughing about his height" "He's like a magical little dwarf" They were probably mocking his height. Everyone is.

[@beepeebee5191]

Favorite part of the whole video “ Oh my God. I just wanted my bagels” 😂😂

[@sublime88sublime]

16:55 one of the best Robert DeNiro impressions ive ever seen

[@kylecrary963]

In the interview were he says he lives on van I love how he pauses then says".....BY CHOICE!" 😂

[@EuphoricJungleLofiAmbience]

"Hey tuts" that was so funny dude. lmao

[@TheDarkKnight350]

bruh I wanna see him fight Bettlejuice from the Howard Stern Show

[@deathunitesus2135]

Didnt he pass away??

[@mholly1973]

No he’s alive and he was set to fight some of the stern show people way back in the day , I heard of the bagel guy from the stern show

[@mholly1973]

Just looked and it was shuli he was set to fight. The vids out there still from years ago where this bagel boss guy first appeared on the stern show

[@persononinternet7868]

The guy that took him down clearly did it to impress. There was no threat and was an easy win

[@ezakustam]

The question is, what kind of jackass would be impressed?

[@TheRussianWookie]

I would have killed the guy for just being annoying. Depends on everyone’s breaking point

[@masonv9333]

@@TheRussianWookie If your breaking point is that low you shouldn’t be allowed to interact with other humans

[@lukewojdylo9241]

Wasn't on board with him gaining anything from his shit attitude until you mentioned the fight. I'll watch the highlights from him getting beat up.

[@snowboardman420]

He didn’t get beat up though

[@awesomesauce4115]

16bitFishing he hasn’t fought yet. He definitely will.

[@tacotikki251]

You know the dude has mental problems right.? He has cognitive problems and everyone is making fun of him

[@andrespaz4439]

Whos he gonna be fighting? Imagine getting K.Oed by this guy..What would be your next move lol

[@ShadowLynx777]

@@tacotikki251 No, he's just an asshole.

[@reeseneedsanap8989]

“short kings anthem” was made for this guy

[@justinspencer983]

no that song is to good for this ass hole

[@reeseneedsanap8989]

Justin Spencer good point

[@Rafaela-lt2pg]

i dont think he'd respect a woman enough to suck her titty while standing up

[@bcshooterfmjprime7540]

So calmly you say "well his attitude doesnt help" perfect.

[@Stooboot]

"are you racist" "nah i have black friends" LOLLLL

[@daboi9172]

I mean, do y'all really think this dude doesn't get jeered about his height

[@krazyk931]

Yeah he's likely been teased his whole life and it just came out. Kinda feel bad for the guy.

[@daboi9172]

@༺Sha༻ woah

[@cthulhu7156]

@༺Sha༻ Still not a good thing for everyone to be mocking him about his height because he did a "bad". You're insulting him about the very thing he, and many other people that aren't even connected to this, of. Basically almost every comment on every video about this is mocking his height, not his behaviour.

[@lightningonlycommentsonce5824]

@@cthulhu7156 Mybe if he wasn't such an insufferable piece of shit, people wouldn't treat him like what he is. A piece of shit human being.

[@lightningonlycommentsonce5824]

He probably does because he's a piece of shit to everyone. Act like a piece of shit get treated like a piece of shit.

[@DD-tb4op]

“They claim. It’s worth it.” Respect level increase

[@mmmmmmmk]

consistently the best part about these vids is the faint laughter in the background

[@mmmmmmmk]

also bagel boy isnt wrong - its not complicated

[@Raisin_]

"HEY TOOTS IM ONLY 4'9" lmaoo

[@tankhankeress4685]

I love that he is standing in front of a 6ft chain link fence. And it looks 10 feet tall

[@franciscobahena8343]

Dude tripped on the bagle boss.

[@ipimees]

Size doesn't matter when you're on your back, thank the gods.

[@LG-py3xc]

Petition for hila to always wear the bucket hat

[@ytho7829]

Dam I just realized she got swag

[@purplelamp273]

Believe it or not: girls are insecure about their height too. I have a lot of friends who are girls below 5'3" who couldn't tell a 5'8" guy from a 6'0" guy because they're both tall to them. As a girl who is 5'8", I can tell you that men and women make fun of my height, but you gotta be comfortable in your own skin. Everyone has their own insecurities, but there is a person for every person, if not millions for every person. I've liked men who were 5'5" and I would definitely date someone shorter than that, they just need to be a nice guy who is intelligent.

[@alexanderjackson8389]

He's 4'10 though lol

[@sufi7840]

You've been made fun of for being 5'8..? That's not special where I'm from.

[@YehNahYehAyy]

Yeah a lot of tall girls are a little insecure but I prefer girls that I can kiss without breaking my back haha. Just tell people you're from the Netherlands, you will be short to them :P

[@purplelamp273]

​@@YehNahYehAyy I try my hardest to save people's necks. Glad to be of service.

[@bigsquez]

What you say you like and what you feel about men you like are two different things

[@tylerthegamingkid9056]

This is by far the funniest podcast I've ever seen

[@Revelatory369]

TylerTheGamingKid905 why?

[@bornfree8073]

I found it distasteful. I quit watching h3h3 for a while, since they quit the old h3h3. Ethan just continuously trashes people and is constantly negative. Screw this. See ya never.

[@moncorp1]

Dude has had a stroke and is paralyzed now.

[@voiceofreason6699]

Taking a study break...happily losing a few bagel cells Update: *brain cells

[@tylerjameson6769]

bagel cells!!!! Heheheh 😂

[@mcernieschumacher1296]

Bagelcel

[@mateodavidgutierrezgonzale6556]

Perfect

[@meowser1905]

R u ok

[@skylerbowring1514]

“They use me for my money” Lives in a van and has one outfit

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Because they used him for all his money 🤦‍♂️

[@coreyS33]

@@SpoilerAlert__ its not normal whatsoever to have to live in a van just because you got divorced.

[@Zeriel00]

@@coreyS33 You must be new to the USA lol

[@RonCrown]

@@coreyS33 Do you know at all what divorce courts and lawyers do to people? It's very plausible

[@coreyS33]

@@RonCrown alright but a dude who has to live in a van just because he got divorced isn't going to be the type of guy getting used for his money in any scenario

[@theonephoenix1748]

This was the talk of the town during the summer in Long Island 😂

[@aridj1317]

his youtube background is bagels he is milking the whole situation

[@Ostnizdasht206]

Relationships are a transaction. Plain and simple. A woman isn't just going to devote herself to you if you have nothing to put on the table. That goes both ways.

[@lemonrancher1037]

@@mere0leona this dude is toxic but it is undeniable that women don't want to date men his height and he's ugly if he was taller and didn't have to face that reality maybe he wouldn't be like this maybe

[@Clay3613]

Eh, depends on what type of "relationship" you both want. Not everyone needs a partner to be stronger or make money.

[@erlouispayton8646]

“Plan and simple”

[@vividvulpe9842]

What if u have bagels to throw on the table?

[@Fuckethead]

Erlouis Payton simple plan

[@milkdot9971]

he just needs to stand on his money

[@full-timepog6844]

He'd somehow be shorter.

[@NobodyQuiteLikeMe]

Idk 5 one dollar bills wouldnt make, change, lol.

[@markrobertson8521]

He literally makes over 100k a year.

[@NobodyQuiteLikeMe]

@@markrobertson8521 as apposed to figuratively?

[@krxstall]

Mark Robertson why does he live in a van then?

[@DoctorBoom.]

I find it ironic that Ethan keeps saying how he doesn't believe the guy's claims about people disrespecting him and talking bad to him about his height, all while dumping on his height throughout the entire video. He rejects the guy's claims while validating them at the same time. nice one.

[@Bunnyboiler5069]

Because he wilded out.. if he was a good dude no one would be saying a thing

[@DoctorBoom.]

@@Bunnyboiler5069 sounds like an excuse.

[@bobbysayer5801]

@@DoctorBoom. nah dude @sanchezhellanumbers got a point

[@chunkyMunky329]

@@Bunnyboiler5069 That's not true. I'm 5'9 and my friends used to make fun of my height all the time. I can't imagine being a foot shorter!

[@Dragondude30]

@@Bunnyboiler5069 he would be a good dude if people didnt constantly make fun of his height!

[@triplebog]

This dude stepped right of a curb your enthusiasm episode

[@Colin-kh6kp]

Why tackle a man when you could just hold him at arms length by the head pretty much indefinitely.

[@StrawHat777]

I love that 😂😂

[@thomasturner6980]

Not as epic as Sven's journey

[@zstrode.8953]

Now that water sheep's journey is over Sven will keep the legacy alive!

[@lordcanti4567]

Sven the creeper tank

[@GaelGomez_-_-_]

The Sven Saga

[@captainbarbossa5201]

You're starting to become Justin Y. V2

[@RoastedBrisket]

Seriously tho.. like how did he survive the jungle ones lol, dudes immortal.

[@SparkOutUs]

you guys a hilarious, i love the passion and excitement in every video, keep it up!

[@dreamonline1996]

Lmao he said "You want to try it, go ahead and try it"

[@NigelThornbery]

He reminds me so much of the short miserable guy on Bobs Burgers that drives the candy cane truck and tries to fight Bob on Christmas.

[@finnrater4812]

yea for sure. Nice reference

[@RosinGoblin]

I love Christmas in a car

[@SriXerTM44]

why does he look like that edited short photo of keanu reeves... if you know you know xD

[@colekreiter1858]

3:50 the hardest “i agree” ethan has ever had to spit out

[@ghostoftheblueteletubby7790]

"Go ahead & attack me"🤣

[@Woods7er]

Bagel Boss sleeps in the passengers seat and still has wiggle room.

[@StaindandDisturbed]

As a guy who’s short, I can tell you from experience that a majority of women don’t care about height. Confidence and kindness is key my dude.

[@Harrisongarrison0800]

ZebrahK delusional manlet when will they learn.

[@CarsOverPeople]

ZebrahK You’re probably 5’10” think you’re “short”, huh?

[@stevenjm12]

As long as you got a big dick, size ain't shit

[@liamcolotti6824]

Lolol I live there! I’m at Bagel Boss right now! 😂 😂

[@roryfehring1045]

When the Mexican coffee worker asks, “want some ice?” but the bagel boss hears “what’s your height?” Smh