The Ballad of Footloose Goose

[@Huggbees]

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[@platigold]

W

[@404Errored]

Yeah how about no?

[@BCman03_]

Birds

[@andrewmendez6231]

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[@alexmccarthy6984]

You sold out😢😢😢😢😢

[@purplehaze2358]

If my disabled goose with radical shoes was murdered in about the most gruesome manner possible, I would've foregone the bounty shenanigans and personally went on a revenge arc.

[@Undergamer12]

Same

[@MrSkerpentine]

That’s basically just the plot of the original DOOM

[@Sonichero151]

That's the exact kind of storyline to proceed before a John wick style slaughterfest

[@7BowZilla7]

Same

[@Dong_Harvey]

But you murdered my Nike shoes-wearing coyote, Mr. Wolf!

[@purplehaze2358]

The fact that goose managed to find a mate is, itself, pretty impressive. Dude was born while operating at 0% capacity on the ground and 50% capacity in the water, and he still got more action than a lot of people I know.

[@mcstabber6341]

25% goose 100% Chad

[@gimmboi7408]

Getting more action than me fs

[@michael2636]

​@@gimmboi7408have you tried chopping off your feet? It worked for Andy!

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

​@@mcstabber6341 Don't you dare insult this goose by calling him a Chad. That's an absurdly offensive name. It's the male Karen. If you're going to try to use the Zoomer Chad at least remember the Giga in front of it. He's still awful, but it's better than Chad.

[@ballstealer]

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM nice bait, try a bit harder next time.

[@MurdersaurusFlex]

It's a tale as old as time and I've seen it a thousand and one times. Andy's celebrity went his head, that goose couldn't handle the fame. He started sleeping around. When Andy's mate found out she killed him in a jealous rage and hopped the border to start a new life. Maybe one day a rain will come and wash all of the scum off the streets...

[@lostbutfreesoul]

That was my theory too, the reason we can't find her obvious!

[@TesterIsDone]

Or Andy felt so guilty after his mate found out he did it himself… or through sleeping around he made enemies out of some powerful geese…

[@Itchy_Dr_Pepper]

“Most birds are losers.” -Huggbees 2023

[@BCman03_]

Birds

[@alluringvoice7081]

Birds

[@TheSaxyCarrot]

dirbs

[@A_Ducky]

Dux!!!!

[@docxy7331]

"[Every insult ever]" -android 16

[@waderomonosky6706]

The only problem with your theory is the fact that the corpse was there and not hollowed out. If it was a wild animal then the corpse would have been visibly eaten in some areas.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Exactly

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

Animal could have been scared off before it had the chance?

[@calliecalamity8787]

Honestly from the police message I thought the person was just drunk

[@Spideybro213]

Also completely skinning it without even a bite?

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Not to mention Andy was skinned as well. A goose getting its head ripped off by a overzealous wolf or bear I could understand but I’ve never heard of one ripping the skin off.

[@scottie56]

I'm not sure if 10:00 was intentional or not. The subtle side step to let the person pass by is absolutely the reason I love this channel. The impeccable attention to the details is Huggbees super power.

[@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm]

Wait holy crap

[@mayohyundai1152]

It's almost certainly not but it's cool nonetheless

[@halolighta]

@@mayohyundai1152 it was 100% intentional

[@ampeater777]

This dudes humor is so bizarre and obscure, I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional

[@PlayerZeroStart]

If it is intentional, that takes some impeccable amount of planning. He would have had to already know what piece of stock footage he was gonna use at that moment, exactly where to stand, and exactly when and how far to lean to make the joke work. More than likely, it's just a coincidence.

[@FroggyFren]

If I'm supposed be scared of Geese, then why did God design my hands to fit so comfortably around their necks?

[@Randomaccount9470]

No no he's got a point 🤔

[@Lilchiefwok]

Bet it feels better than opioids

[@LuckySketches]

Face your fears. You are the goose slayer.

[@brifyr6681]

Defense mechanism as they are the only true challenge

[@squidpile]

To tempt you into approaching them. That’s how they get you

[@ryandeno]

Sorry Mr. Huggbees but I can’t agree with your conclusion. I have no doubt that Andy can run at the speed of Olympic track stars and therefore can outrun wolves. It had to be an inside job. The granddaughter was jealous of Andy’s fame and finally snapped. Andy didn’t expect a thing and trusted her, following her into the field. Then she got her revenge. She is now cashing in on Andy’s fame.

[@snes90]

But who fueled the granddaughter's jealousy? None other than Nike, seeking to have their lifetime sponsorship be terminated a little sooner!

[@reginaldwooster235]

I reckon the truth is that it was the kid she fought with at school, Andy's namesake. Andy von Furstenberg the ripper.

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

@@reginaldwooster235 this is the truth. why wouldn’t he be jealous that a goose got famous off of his own name

[@franciscolomeli8931]

What has me laughing really hard is people knowing it was Andy because of his tiny Nikes left at the scene of the crime

[@h3971]

Love how basically every sentence talking about Gene has "tiny hat" or "tiny car" just shoved in there

[@JamesMurray47]

This man knows how to start a video, In the first 30 seconds he has made fun of almost every single bird and THATS how videos need to start

[@RQBtv]

Drones…. All of ‘em….

[@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm]

Birds deserve for every video ever to start with a bird being roasted.

[@zanemob1429]

Eat.

[@AntiRep31]

Yes. Every KZbin video ever. Absolutely 👍

[@dfunnyitc2]

nice profile

[@lyricusthelame9395]

When Andy's corpse was found did it still have most of it's flesh? Because if so I don't think an animal would have done it, because why would an animal just rip off the head, wings, and skin, which have very little meat on them. If a massive asshole teenager (I'm a teenager btw, I totally believe that a teenager could do something like that) wanted to have people know that the corpse was of Andy, then that would also be an explanation for why the legs with the shoes were left on.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Yeah, I also think it was some teenage future serial killer who wanted to kill this well known goose just to get attention (even if indirectly). It just seems too methodical for it to be a random animal attack.

[@lyricusthelame9395]

@@MysteriumArcanum Yeah, and the fact that it was found in a public park instead of just in some random bush in the woods is also suspicious

[@MysteriumArcanum]

@@lyricusthelame9395 yeah, I was thinking that too. All That shows intelligence and planning. Whereas if it were a fox or coyote Andy would've just been found in a random bush somewhere.

[@SomeGuy-fl4zv]

@@MysteriumArcanum "intelligence and planning" REALLY? dragging a goose corpse into a PUBLIC park at ANY time of day in my mind is a fucking stupid choice if your trying to not get caught also any real psycho would take at least one of the shoes as a trophie I would know

[@user-burner]

That or maybe someone was trying to prepare Andy for cooking but stopped before bringing them home?

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The last video would have kept me satiated on hugbees content for a good few weeks or more, now I am being spoiled with a buffet

[@somethingsomeone.1]

I’m commenting so f 🖕 whoever wanted to say”wow sOoo many likes but nO comments on wElL thAt cHaNgeS”

[@Dr.Cosmar]

I actually disagree with your conclusion partially. It was the teenagers... In high school, freshman year, we had a friend Named Justin, Justin seemed normal, until one day... Justin found a turtle. Him, and 2 others we had just recently befriended came over with the turtle, proceeded to play catch with it, and then Justin did something that even the two he brought with him say was "way too far"... Justin put the turtle on the ground and jumped on it with both feet. Me and my best friend heard what had happened and told him not to come around anymore. We buried the poor turtle and both of us will remember how cruel humans can be. "Naturally", yes... not by animals. That was one human "going too far", and taking it to a place no one was ready for. One human misreading the situation and giving into cardinal desires perpetrated by their under developed prefrontal cortex.

[@ferretyluv]

Justin probably grew up to be a serial killer or a CEO. There’s no in between.

[@eigintasbaranauskas7519]

Yeah, it couldn't have been an animal because if it was, Andy would have been straight up eaten instead of just skined, or at least there would be bite marks all over him.

[@serenitynow85]

Yeah, I don't know where he took the wild animal attack. He was on the right track with teens. Must be the kid of someone with influences

[@Sonichero151]

What happened to Justin? I wanna assume you did the correct thing and told everyone at school so he was properly ostracized and isolated from social life.

[@SomeGuy-fl4zv]

I have to say that picking up a turtle and playing catch with it is just as if not more fucked than being jumping on it because unlike being unceremoniously murderd its fucking torture BTW decapitittion followed by skinning is something not many teens can or would do no matter how idiotic also teenagers would attempt to dispose of the evidence its also in my mind VERY unlikely a teen/teens would not take the tiny shoes with them as some messed up trophies

[@rickyrico80]

I love how you very subtle bring up the murdery parts.

[@Capybara_Productions]

Like right in the middle of the inspiring “role model” tirade

[@dog7426]

I don’t think it could’ve been an animal solely because the condition of Andy’s body felt too specific to have been done by a wild animal that probably would’ve just left behind a mangled corpse.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

That and the body was left in the middle of a public park as opposed to a random bush or something

[@dog7426]

@@MysteriumArcanum Yeah I think it was some twisted "prank" and Andy's body was left there for someone to find.

[@ScorpionTamer]

When you brought up the kid angle, I swear you were going to say Jessica did it out of jealousy lmao. Like, not only was she discredited for his name, but she seemingly was entirely forgotten about. Though, I don't actually think that, I wouldn't be surprised if it really was some teen. The only details that don't match up with the conclusion in the video is that Andy's torso wasn't noted for being mauled, or having any bite or claw marks, it was straight up skinned. No animal would have the dexterity to skin an animal, nor would one skin it then leave the meatiest part of the animal in the middle of a park. That's another thing, the corpse was left in the middle of a local park. If it was a wild animal that ate Andy, it wouldn't be that far from Gene's farm. (Though, this is under the assumption that the park is far, and that the animals that theoretically attacked don't either live there, or have to pass through it to get to the woods they do live in.) The final thing is that there was only one set of footprints. Meaning if it was a teenager or kid, they didn't come with friends. This... means nothing to me, but I figured it was worth pointing out.

[@ToastyMozart]

The location of the body seems intentional too. Andy was left in an area that wouldn't be supervised at night during the killing, but ensures the body would be found the next day.

[@scarlettNET]

I think it was absolutely a teenager. Either mentally unwell, or someone with connections. Both could make sense since they said they didn't want a media storm after finding the perp. I feel like someone should be looking into alumni of whatever local high school was nearby.

[@PancakebatterLuigi]

There’s no reason for an animal to skin it without any bite marks, had to be a fucked up teen.

[@niceperson180]

I used to be a patient at one of the free charity hospitals run by the Shriners! Can confirm that the most important thing about them is the little cars and fezes

[@ronzy566]

Almost had a heart attack having seen you posted again, especially so soon after the last vid. Absolutely love your content.

[@ronzy566]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 Crap, I accidentally read your name. Plz forgive me 🙏

[@brianmoore467]

​@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57ok i wont

[@imustbecrazy5626]

It's climate change that will get you.

[@spidge5444]

I know right. I thought it was a mistake

[@I_am_box]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57k. Reverse psychology doesn’t work if you don’t try to mask it as something else.

[@i.m.nick.]

Fun fact: at least 70% pufferfish are unemployed

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

The rest are convicted murderers

[@ittybittybunnymilkies6577]

True, I looked it up

[@ballzdeep6974]

The other 30% are drug mules for the dolphin cartels

[@fardung]

​@@ittybittybunnymilkies6577your profile picture 😔

[@i.m.nick.]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 Ok, I won’t

[@eg_manifest510]

I once had to write a poem in school, so I wrote a eulogy for Andy the Goose and had a whole section dedicated to how I would personally seek revenge for his death. I also coincidentally called it "the Ballad of Andy the Goose" so that's cool

[@tonyhakston536]

Did you ever find the killer?

[@eg_manifest510]

@@tonyhakston536 no, sadly not. But the hunt continues eternally

[@yesterdaysproblem]

Wait a minute, this is just another episode of unusual deaths

[@Zizpy]

Holy shit you're right

[@Capybara_Productions]

Oh my god

[@jinxed7915]

...fuck

[@GUNUFofficial]

Bro i was about to sing footloose but I spurted out "GOOSE, FOOT GOOSE" and never laughed so hard before.

[@commanderruby901]

PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY GOOSE

[@Capybara_Productions]

@@commanderruby901please, Andeez, pull me off of my knees

[@bxxtrr]

@@commanderruby901PLEASE, MY GEESE

[@BazookaTooth707]

"he dashed, darted, dipped, dodged; but never ducked because he was a goose" lol

[@famergamer4206]

Wait hugbees has a home I thought he just lived in a green screen???

[@Medic_main_wanabee]

The home is also a green screen, he is trapped

[@eternalproductions]

The kitchen was a stock image

[@Mothbean]

​@@eternalproductions Huggbees is also a stock image

[@purplehaze2358]

I'd honestly say a bird has a way better life than a person, even if they're doing something with their's. The simple fact alone that they don't know of their own mortalities makes me envy them.

[@LindseyLouWho]

-existentialism intensifies- (I know what you mean.)

[@ClancayCargo]

Birds live in fucking nature, if you want to join them no one is stopping you. They also die all the time, and humans (us) and our cats are main reasons they do. Birds fundamentally know what death is and how to avoid it, that’s what natural selection searches for. Maybe the bird doesn’t bother thinking about it or maybe it is incapable of imagining it, but they definenly understand mortality. Also birds only live a few years if they don’t get chomped by Whiskers.

[@cookiemocher388]

There are wolves, they absolutely are aware of their own mortality

[@soyeahsauce]

The following is the best I can make out of the tombstones inscription: "andy" the footless goose, born without [illegible, possibly either wings or webs] and toes, unable to walk and swim properly was put on the road again by his master who installed size [illegible, possibly either 6, 8, or 0] baby shoes on "andy" and then taught him to walk. "andy" was an inspiration to thousands of handicapped children across the U.S.A. and other countries to try a little harder and don't give up, make another try. "andy" was in readers digest, people magazine, and many others. "andy" was also on the Johnny Carson television show.

[@everyfiend835]

I found more info, a better quality photo showed that it said webs and toes, and further research of Andy shows that he wore size 0 baby shoes

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

As an European, I have never before in my entire life, seen one of those old men driving tiny cars while wearing tiny hats. I had no idea such a concept existed.

[@SoZettaSlow]

I'm not sure if Shriners international, despite the name, exist in most parts of Europe. Depends on the area I'd guess; since Shriners are an offshoot of Masonry, and there's a definite mixed history for Freemasons in parts of Europe

[@WelloBello]

@@SoZettaSlow I think he was making a joke that Europe has a lot of all of these things.

[@Abegilr_Dragonrider]

@@WelloBello Nope, I wasn't joking. But I do agree that Europe has a lot of weird things.

[@caninehat6589]

Huggbees, thank you once again for informing us about the most pressing of issues.

[@rachelmayes3064]

Most youtubers when they change up their formula pretty much do movie reviews or reaction content. I love Huggabees current content because its actually interesting and unique.

[@martinparababire-mrrx-3448]

How can Huggbees make the same joke about the tiny car and hat and not be annoying, He's just the best

[@MysteriumArcanum]

I personally found it a bit annoying but to each their own.

[@Naixatloz]

It's all in the delivery.

[@christopherprivett3344]

yes yes hats off to him.

[@overweightseal4331]

This man is a professional at vulgar history teaching. Thank you for your work.

[@tavogerard9691]

Huggbees is 1000% going to become a Shriner when he's old enough

[@everyfiend835]

Well, first I think he needs to become a mason.

[@rusteddenial453]

I think u have to be born into it but he will just make his own old man fraternity with blackjack and hookers

[@fayah8865]

This man is too charismatic to be left alive. He managed to make us listen to the entire sponsorship.

[@tachytack]

not me

[@TooLameToDie]

I absolutely skipped it.

[@squidbate3404]

Stop lying to yourself man

[@-psilo-9071]

i have sponsor block😂

[@tachytack]

@@-psilo-9071 is that a chrome extension? what does it do? can I have it?

[@tazclark_artist1422]

taking the head/wings/skin is also something you would do if you wanted to preserve the goose for taxidermy.

[@barkingwilder]

Huggbees, as I am only a mere mortal, can I ask what it's like being both handsome and a genius?

[@That-KidDo]

I’m sure I can answer for him, as I am stupid and ugly. It’s awful, people like you, and you get invited to stuff.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

"Sicko commits *fowl* deed" Wow, evil but a good one, newspaper people

[@AarturoSc]

I appreciate how you took every opportunity to point out the tiny car and tiny hat.

[@DPStation]

you have no idea how much the plot twist broke my heart

[@soppa9871]

HOLY FUCK THAT GOOSE IS FRESH AS HELL! 🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@dennisglasier2004]

This just gave me a serious nostalgia flashback. There used to be a cafe dedicated to Andy in Hastings. The first picture of Gene and Andy was plastered on the wall and all the placemats. Just seeing that picture, I could taste Belgian waffles. Thanks Huggbees 👍

[@ToastyMozart]

All of Andy's torso meat was left uneaten, so that probably rules out predatory animals being the culprit. That's a _lot_ of prep work just to throw the meal in the garbage. Also a lot of highschools do have that one violent whackjob teenager who tortures animals for fun. Rural areas especially.

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

yeah, the evidence from a predator would be a pile of bloody feathers, legs, and shoes

[@O.Kproductions]

Here’s an even bigger question than what could’ve done it. Why would the wild animal skin the goose and not just eat them whole, if it truly wanted to feast on poor ol Andy, it wouldn’t skin them

[@noahlee8113]

Only thing with your wild animal theory (granted you’ve seen the evidence and I didn’t) you keep saying Andy was SKINNED. In my mind this still leaves the body. Wouldn’t a wolf or something eat the body, and not just the head and wings?

[@angygremlin4423]

You're right, and animal wouldn't have perfectly skinned, decapitated, and cut the wings off the corpse. Also, the old COC president wouldn't have bothered to give such a cryptic statement about a regular animal attack. It was almost certainly a shithead teenager who was too young to be publicly named or someone having a serious mental episode that thought the geese were evil or something. These two theories are supported by the statement given to the granddaughter so they make the most sense.

[@HeisenbergFam]

"most birds are losers" Huggbees is a philosopher wondering about matters we desperately need answers for, Socrates of 21st century

[@user-burner]

go away

[@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm]

True tho

[@rafaelcarpio7055]

@@user-burnerwhy you so mean

[@user-burner]

@@rafaelcarpio7055 tired of seeing this guy

[@rafaelcarpio7055]

@@user-burner why

[@Rainok]

What was the condition of the skinned body? I think, if the only thing missing from the body was the head, wings, and skin, someone could've still done it because I highly doubt an animal would just take the skin off. I'm only suggesting this because the condition of the body itself was only said to have been skinned, but if there were also chunks missing, then I'd definitely say a canine did it

[@numbskull_justashinyfuecoco]

The fact that a goddamn goose in sneakers has achieved more in life that I will ever do is a thought that now flies throughout my empty head.

[@THEGREATPAPYRUSSHOW]

i find it funny that the original title was Duck Duck murder, and it's just had a few other titles like the goose that was sponsored by Nike or currently the ballot of the footloose goose

[@Switchell2]

Actually the original title was "The Ballad of Footloose Goose". Not sure why he changed it, only to change it back. But he even says so in the video.

[@ELSTERLING]

I was on the Pacific coast yesterday and literally saw torn off goose wings and bits and, yeah, surprisingly my first thought wasn't that there were satanists about.

[@Eliconean]

"Fellow fowls" is such an underrated joke. Best line in the whole video.

[@lottji]

2:41 I’m not sure what I was expecting his reaction to be when he’s being paid for this, but that looks like actual prison slop

[@Lethalios]

As a Nebraskan, thank you for sharing the legend of our greatest folk hero.

[@StuffandThings_]

Okay but that sponsorship got me thinking... _does anybody else want to see a Huggbees cooking show?_

[@elizabethwinifred9331]

my grandfather was a Shriner. Along with the tiny hats (fez, which get bedazzled if you’re the Potentate, the head Shriner) and tiny cars, grandpa’s chapter are all circus clowns. A couple of his Shriner friends were also professional Ronald McDonalds, which is a thing

[@avery581]

What a way to be !! Sounds like a joy to be around

[@Sevenigma777]

*Fun Fact* The Shriners real name is Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine hence the fez caps. Also the Shriners were created in 1870 by a couple of Freemasons who wanted to create a less serious and more light hearted version of Freemasonry.

[@XDevonBueno]

Love the sonic adventure cover reference in the thumbnail

[@hkayakh]

25:09 this could also be a case where someone tries to get known infamously like the guy who killed john Lennon

[@g013z]

As a non-US citizen, hearing "you know those old guys who wear those little tinty hats, and they drive around in their tiny little cars at parades?" and subsequently seeing a picture of, in fact, old guys wearing tinty hats driving around in their tiny little cars at a parade truly, truly surprised me to say the least

[@g013z]

for the record, ik those guys exist all around the world (apparently) but believe me when I say I have never even heard of such concept in my entire life

[@deadmandave2914]

that goose really be saying "sorry babe these steppers stay during sex"

[@jayacosta822]

He keeps changing the name of the video and every time it just gets funnier 😂

[@SterlingDeklin]

I was eating Chinese food as I watched this and the fortune cookie I got said “when both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you.” The universe was warning me of the irony.

[@dimensionaldining]

Ah the memories of seagulls stealing my French fries.

[@Bann]

I appreciate that Andy is doing the sonic adventure pose in the thumbnail

[@LeaderPenguin]

As someone who has had three family members who are/were Shriners (personally they all drove tiny go-karts), I can confirm what Mr. Huggbees says is correct. 1. They are men who drive tiny cars in parades and wear tiny fezes. One of those family members is my dad so I got dragged to parades in the summer as a kid all the time. 2. They are a fraternity 3. They do support charity because they have their own non-profit children’s hospital(s). The only one I know that existed is in St. Louis because apparently I got treatment there as a kid because I couldn’t walk right. Additionally, they have their own circus and there are some Shriners who dress up as clowns for charity as well.

[@Chrisb2099]

They have hospitals all over the US. The one in Galveston is a burn hospital. The hospital also provides all services free to the families.

[@AztecCroc]

27:15 Because animals aren't particularly known for skinning their prey?

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

Walk like an Egyptian is peak but yeah, JoJo is where it truly climaxed

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I'm a little concerned that huggbees seems to be taller than his fridge

[@sidneyprescott2639]

9:59 looks like huggbees saw the green screen person coming, got shy and moved outta the way, so cute☺️💋💕

[@KaiseroftheBlade]

I feel like moist critical every time he uploads a new video WOOOOOO YEAH BABY!!!

[@kingdonut6675]

“Walk Like an Egyptian” makes me think of Totally Spies when they try to avoid the principal to go on there mission.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

Why would a wild animal eat the scrawniest parts of the bird and leave it’s meaty torso behind? Also, if Andy was killed by a wild animal you’d think there would have been clear evidence of that.

[@dutch_asocialite]

"Okay, so, you may think I'm overexaggerating a little bit..." Oh? "...about the whole Schriner hat and car thing" Oh....

[@camarao5590]

huggbees, you've just posted a video 3 days ago. I appreciate your frequency, but we need time to process your magnificent work

[@nathund1]

Goose kidnapped and left at a park sounds like a very "80s highschool prank" Being too stupid to realize a landlocked goose would immediately get eaten in the wild is also a very "80s highschooler" thing.

[@SectorCTestLabs]

Your ad segments are entertaining enough to not skip

[@artisticmc5144]

You either die a hero who spoke of the legendary goose, or live long enough to open a second gaming channel

[@JackMightExist]

2 Huggbees videos less than a week apart? Christmas has come early!

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that the goose in sneakers is striking the iconic Sonic Adventure pose in the thumbnail?

[@SewardWriter]

I still think it was someone's asshole kid. Teenagers can be monsters. Not all of them, but enough. (Source: former teenager.)

[@S_K_24]

This is working to diversify Huggbees content into the true crime genre

[@Duotine98]

Didn't this used to be called the ballad of the footloose goose or some shit

[@bingus7900]

I love that the goose in the thumbnail is doing the sonic adventure pose

[@Cristina-dv5ij]

Two long videos in three days, I love you, Huggbees ❤

[@thatguythatdoesstuff5899]

Man, this is so tragic. Just think, that goose could have become president.

[@snosibsnob3930]

God, what monster would just murder a beloved icon like that?

[@spugintrntl]

Some variety of dog, apparently.

[@andrewackerman6463]

Next Video idea: Mike, the Headless Chicken. Sideshow attraction, Early Internet sensation. He even has a song. Let's go.

[@peety0792]

If hugbee's can cover the worst localization, then he can cover glitter force, aka the worst animated localization I have seen

[@mskgamerx]

“The Ballad of the Footlong Goose” “Duck, Duck, Murder.” and now we have “The Goose That Was Sponsored By Nike”. I wonder if our friendly neighborhood hugger of bees will change it again.

[@mellowcide53]

I believe it was "The Ballad of Footloose Goose" "Footloose Goose" "The Unsolved Murder of a Celebrity Goose" "Duck, Duck, Murder." "The Goose That Was Sponsored by Nike" I've proven all of these with Wayback Machine except "Footloose Goose", though it seems somewhat clear in my mind. There's also been various title and thumbnail changes of videos in the past, but that's neither here nor there. I shall keep this updated accordingly in case of any more Goose Events.

[@alreadynestedhumanwine]

@@mellowcide53it’s ballad of footloose goose again

[@Mizu_Melon]

I can't believe Huggbees was the human reincarnation of Andy the Goose this whole time.

[@abithefallenhuman921]

New upload from the greatest of all Floridians!

[@grantcole8898]

As someone who lives in Nebraska and has been to the Hastings kool-aid museum a few times, I can say I have never heard of this goose.

[@kinnelyuwu5771]

I genuinely think the goose was killed by some highschoolers, and since they were minors the cops wouldn't want to pubically expose them Either that or they were rich kids / politician's kids because alot of those are really fucked up

[@BierBart12]

Barring the recent adblocker blocking bullshit of KZbin, the ad placements on this video are brilliant "Andy was (murdered in an extremely shocking way) and left in the park to rot in the sun" *Ad starts playing*

[@Heizenberg32]

It is somehow better to believe that it was a wild animal rather than a person who brought our Andy-capable friend to his untimely end.

[@jroggs85]

What if the goosenappers just wanted to make Andy even more famous? He was already America's most beloved celebrity with just replaced feet, but think how adored he would have been with replaced wings as well! As for the decapitation, maybe that was a mercy killing when the goosenappers realized that pulling a goose's wings off is really unhealthy for the goose, or maybe they wanted to make Andy the first goose with a replaced head as well.

[@malverdeislove]

Fun fact: the Shrine is a subset of Freemasonry's York Rite (as opposed to the Scottish Rite, which bestows the infamous 33 degree). Which makes the Shriners the fun face of the New World Order.

[@kamm6001]

when you describes Andy's fate, thunder ripped through the clouds and boomed with such ferocity i can only assume was it was god's own fury and anger with the Footloose Goose's demise

[@ryanreynolds3630]

Yes. Wild animals are known to expend a bunch of energy shredding snd dismemberment things just to walk away and not eat it. Also without leaving any teeth marks or tracks.