The Ballad of Salt-onJon

[@AD-tj4jc]

Jon loses 1 star but then the game goes, "But wait, there's more!"

[@austinlisenbee8415]

The game: but I'm not done yet, call now and I'll double the offer.

[@Zachattack10213]

Actually, the CPU picking Waluigi is not just bad luck for Jon. The AI is programed to take items from the 3rd player first if they have an item, which makes it REALLY unfair

[@Thoomas2001]

Legit?! That's insane!

[@aishutoon4553]

…Why?

[@jenoyt1337]

Wait, that illegal

[@lulukomadori9651]

Omg, is that why wario stole from jon on the bowser board?

[@asterlofts1565]

And in the Waluigi/Daisy interactions?

[@gdaymaster8499]

3:06 the bleeps make it so much better imo...

[@brandonfulmore2371]

Bro I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@bluesbest1]

Multi-second-long bleeps, as well as "Video Feed Ended" is a pristine combination.

[@courtneymiller803]

3:07

[@mariogames168]

Gonna liked those bleeps.

[@psychochiken4111]

Boy, that Daisy curse sure shifted targets.

[@icefire2104]

Less of a Daisy Curse, it’s more of a Jon’s hatred of Kamek’s Library.

[@YuriKamado19]

nah it's like Jon said at the end of the last video the Curse was a myth

[@psychochiken4111]

@@YuriKamado19 of course he'd say that, he was the one hit worst by it!

[@copycat500]

Well, Daisy didn’t know which one was Emile since he was using a different file. And so, she picked a random target and hoped she got Emile.

[@slimballs9650]

I think the Curse is still real. It's just that it's that DAISY is cursed.

[@geistgrace6452]

Mario party DS is probably the most brutal in the series. You can literally go from dominating the board to dead last in ONE TURN.

[@YuriKamado19]

don't I know it XD I have no shame in admiting that after the last time this gae screw me over I put all the CUP characters on easy and bonus stars off (yes the game was always crual with me in terms of bonus stars in the sense that even if it look like I should got one or more nope)

[@gamefan6219]

@@YuriKamado19 Watch Jon dub this as his "Sticker Star"

[@jenoyt1337]

@@gamefan6219 imagine if he did tho, it would be funny

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

Isn’t that the case with any of the games when you get a Chance Time event though?

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Or vice versa

[@ytw101]

3:07 Bleeps made it hilarious 😂😂😂

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

"WOW, WHAT A SHOCK AND SURPRISE, JON'S BEEN WARPED AGAIN!" had me in TEARS

[@Thaumius]

I think its Shocking Surprise

[@lucasmarble2572]

Let's do the Jon Warp again!~

4:51

[@moritamikamikara3879]

The thing I love about this is that when the board ends, it reveals that out of 20 turns, Jon landed on 12 happening spaces XD

[@coolssh3979]

*_"TWELVE?!?"_*

[@princesspixel3151]

Thanks, Kamek!

[@slimballs9650]

"The Kamek Star is real!"

[@jasminedubois6711]

His reaction to that was priceless.

[@jasminedubois6711]

That was basically half his movement for the whole board.

[@ilovededede]

"Dude, I fucking hate this game. I actually do! I have not hated a game this much since Mario Party 3! And that took the ending of a five-year relationship for that to happen, so that's impressive!" - ProtonJon during Bowser's Pinball Machine

[@joehuber252]

3:07 And that is why I do not trust hidden blocks... WE’RE “ALL” THINKING IT!

[@Cosmicabsolution]

Jon was in his own personal hell during this round lol

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

I like how he rages at getting warped even when it put him in front of a star.

[@YuriKamado19]

pretty sure it was when he didn't have enough money

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

@@YuriKamado19 4:52 He had 46 coins. (I know he didn’t know it was the star, but it put him closer to a jar and the item shop.)

[@Crazy56U]

For the record, “Daisy picturebooks” was Chugga making a Playboy joke.

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

Oh like pinups and stuff

[@ridleyisbored.5393]

I'm surprised he even knew what those *were.*

[@alvaroperez2349]

Not only did Jon get his stars stolen, but also his item robbed by Kamek, while reliving the MP5 Gilligan’s Island incident.

[@superpenguinzzz]

i remember that Future Dream rocket conundrum. hilarious.

[@thecodester6669]

Gilligans island?

[@superpenguinzzz]

@@thecodester6669 it's an old TV show about a group of friends that get stuck on an island. the cast tries to escape but fail every time.

[@alvaroperez2349]

@@superpenguinzzz and the same thing happened to Jon in their play through of Mario Party 5!

[@starvoltnexus3139]

Peach did NOT like Jon

[@danmeldrum312]

2:27 _"YOU'RE_ HAVING DÉJÀ VU?!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@rodrickgoldberg2324]

The censor bleeps make this even more hilarious!

[@magogosora]

And then later no longer censoring near the end 😂

[@princesspixel3151]

Well YOU try censoring all the profanities from TRG! (You can’t)

[@thesomethingthatisntathing514]

No, they don't, at least not for me. I find them more annoying than funny.

[@zeospark9715]

Yeah I agree. And it doesn't make sense to censor them here

[@mariogirl8100]

​@@magogosoraCensored mode broke.

[@copycat500]

2:48 here’s the clip you were waiting for

[@magolor3219]

Chuggaaconroy with the Live and Learn reference! XD

[@mr.derpyface558]

More like 3:04

[@ecbgames238]

This should be in the TRG animated

[@13Lion]

Daisy must have smoked something to decide to put the curse on jon

[@jasminedubois6711]

She's over Emile now and decided to make someone new feel her wrath.

[@LuigiStrikeForceChaz]

Poor Jon. *sends him a virtual hug*

[@SoldamWizard21]

Same. I feel really bad for him.

[@hank2815]

The loudest anyone has ever been in a library.

[@WackoMcGoose]

THE KAMEK STAR IS REAL! And I guess Daisy be like "frenemyship broken with emile, jon is my new victim".

[@Txur_Itan]

This board and Bowser board was peak Jon. Peak bad luck, peak comedy, peak rage.. everything was perfect

[@Coach_Shiner]

1:34 Tim's laugh gets me everytime

[@tarabotelho6692]

If we took Jon with all that salt, he could turn a fresh water to salt water in an instant. Poor Jon.

[@GoldRichness]

Even if Jon didn’t lose the stars, he wouldn’t have won cause he would be tied with Emile in stars but Emile would win on coins so he would’ve gotten second

[@gavinbunting7354]

So he basically had no way of winning

[@JoseFranco-xl6pi]

But Emile robbed one of Jon's stars

[@YuriKamado19]

@@JoseFranco-xl6pi 2 of his stars actually he landed on two of Emile's star hex spaces

[@gavinbunting7354]

@@JoseFranco-xl6pi sorry, don’t know what I’m saying

[@ryanmann9842]

@@gavinbunting7354 he would've, if the block didn't have an anti-star in it too

[@gabrielutonium7632]

Never in my life have I've seen Jon get this upset when losing stars in this game, he cannot catch a break.

[@derkr5321]

Literally the worst luck Jon has ever had in any Mario Party Board BY FAR! Second to Jon getting the koopa bank card robbed in MP3 Thanks for compiling the best Salty Jon moment in TRG history 😈 Edit: Bowsers pinball was an astoundingly BRUTAL towards Jon… I feel bad that my favorite Mario Party title is probably Jon’s least favorite game ever made Actually, it’s hilarious

[@YuriKamado19]

yeah out all the board so far this one has been the most brutal to Jon

[@gamefan6219]

@@YuriKamado19 I hate to say it, but I think Jon will NEVER want to hear Mario Party DS mentioned ever again after this playthrough. Just like how Emile gets triggered when he hears Sticker Star get mentioned. It's Likely Mario Party DS will be Jon's "Sticker Star".

[@vell7297]

I mean, there is also the time he rolled 5 ones in a row in fair square

[@CrossoverFan4life]

​@@vell7297 it helped Jon win that board though

[@aquaticchaos1717]

If you thought he had bad luck this board, wait until you see what happens in Bowser Pinball

[@TheManOfManyNames373]

so TRG just completed Bowser's Pinball... and this video maaaaaay need a sequel

[@starvoltnexus3139]

Then Bowser’s pinball machine comes along and literally just abuses his soul constantly

[@329link]

I played the hell out of this as a kid yet I never knew you could even get a ztar from a hidden block! What even are the odds of that happening?

[@CrossoverFan4life]

Happened 3 times in the LP

[@leesalee1540]

I’ve been playing this for 15 years and I didn’t even know there WERE Zstars in this game!!

[@steveharper2463]

It maybe due to the fact that I haven’t played this game in years but I don’t remember it being THIS brutal and insane. Makes me want to find my copy and revisit it

[@King_G-dede]

Can’t believe Jon didn’t turn into the joker. All it takes is one bad turn 😂

[@lucyspencer9752]

If anyone's curious, the science on the chalkboard in 'study fall' is both real math and real chemistry.

[@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942]

You could start a thousand fast food chains with all this salt. Poor Jon...

[@Codyeneeee]

NAHHHH I KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET THE DARK STAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOSING ONE

[@KermitKong24]

Jon just can't stop landing on that Kamek space.

[@TheMightyGlizzy]

“Then I read act thr33” 4:07

[@Mister_Oddity]

For a game where you're small, Jon's bad luck is still super big

[@matthewungertwenty3231]

I feel like the quote for Jon's suffering for this map was. 'This is a rile playing game, what role am i playing the f-ing victim

[@icefire2104]

Kemek’s Library aka the rise of Jon’s Salt.

[@YuriKamado19]

ugh I know people are saying that Bowser Pinball will be the end of Emile's luck but I can't help but think that in reailty that will be when the game is the most vilest with Jon mainly cuz one happening space takes away everything

[@DarkKnight51083]

@@YuriKamado19 Surprisingly, Jon said he didn't lose his voice on the Pinball Machine. Shocking, since those spaces are Mario Party at its most vile.

[@NightOwl1515]

I'm getting worried for Jon's blood pressure.

[@chrisnichols9014]

He get's really tilted lmfao

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

I think the Daisy picture book joke was probably referring to dirty picture books. I didn’t really get it at first either.

[@karlhnedkovsky5214]

Honestly, we could feed the world with all this salt!

[@JosephRiveraSantiago0617]

That last warp: "WARP ME SOMEWHERE! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"

[@zachorryy]

4:08 Okay who here remembers when Ray William Johnson hosted Equals 3? God I was so surprised when I saw that clip. I am glad to see some reference to it in however many years it has been since the show was cancelled.

[@jadetealaaron2003]

This game is simultaneously brutal and broken and I LOVE IT.

[@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942]

Also, this was before Bowser's pinball.

[@theminiyosshi2901]

Jon spent 60% of the game on green spaces

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Mario Party: the destroyer of friendships

[@jenoyt1337]

It’s like monopoly, but worse

[@Nathan55411]

Somehow, Bowser's Pinball Machine was even crazier than this

[@crazytankxd5758]

Legends say that Jon is still landing on that warp space to this day...

[@jimmyrustler5801]

It never occurred to me how vulgar that star steal into ztar combo until 80% of it was covered by bleeping

[@MatthewTheSkunk]

1:51 Jon: Can ya knock it off? Tim: Knock it off, Fox! Nice little eference too their Star Fox 64 LP :D

[@CrossoverFan4life]

Here I thought Tim had the worst luck in the game

[@Jiggelmeister]

Great edits. made me laugh out loud lmao

[@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942]

Ok, was there *ONE* warping on that stage that did NOT involve Jon?

[@AlphaXenarc]

I think this is one instance of censoring making the clip better 🤣

[@TheREALwymario]

It's kind of crazy how much Mario Party DS cranks up the game's swingy-ness up to 11. Items being the cheapest they've ever been and being able to be bought in bulk on each visit to the shop means Star counts get real high, not to mention the amount of Star stealing and ways to get free Stars. If you know how to take advantage of this you can rack up huge uncontestable leads, but if you don't know or just get really unlucky (like Jon) you can get pounded into the dirt real hard.

[@nebbynetwork2089]

The daisy curse has been broken

[@jonlevidalkvistagustsson6134]

I am still a strong believer in it!

[@gregorymckenzie7029]

Considering the amount of damage done to Jon this board, I say no

[@MoonlightReaper14]

@@gregorymckenzie7029 well... it DID break for chugga. It just moved targets from chugga to Jon apparently

[@gavinbunting7354]

I think Jon had a princess curse.

[@MoonlightReaper14]

@@gavinbunting7354 that's a good point

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

One must imagine Jon winning Mario party

[@mitchellalexander9162]

ProtonJon has a Kamek's Library problem.

[@No_Sleepee]

2:57 "It Begins" -Protonjon, 2022

[@Antonio-is2cn]

Mario Party DS: I like everyone except Proton Jon...

[@sonickidgamingmore7006]

I can't tell why, but John sounds like Dan when he's angry.

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

The board really wanted to warp Jon around

[@Sindgoemon]

i can relate to this anger so well cause this was my luck doing this map on story mode with the ai set to easy

[@karlhnedkovsky5214]

It's really astonishing, how much this game was just shitting on Jon!

[@TheDarkUmbreon8623]

Yes John, release your anger. Fuel your hatred and use it to power the dark side

[@Mike.325]

3:06 got me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@mrcwillis6970]

His bad luck never gives him a break.

[@chrisnichols9014]

Jon being salty is hilarious!

[@ecbgames238]

The Jon rage meter is really crazy I feel like he’s going to blame the game just like he did in that one tropical island he’s blaming Nintendo for giving him karma

[@PerfectKirby]

He has every reason to blame the game, DS is the most bullshit one I’ve ever seen

[@authorbat5562]

It’s a shame we’re not getting any of these fun interactions anymore.

[@GoldRichness]

Not necessarily

[@skippydinglechalk.]

When did Jon throw his DS?

[@lucario774pika]

When the hidden block stole a star.

[@YuriKamado19]

when he lost a star to Emile's star steal hex and then got a hidden block that gave him a Ztar (a dark star that takes away stars)

[@lukedetering4490]

Timestamps for what you came for 0:00-8:45

[@gamerz1172]

This map did jon dirty lol

[@joehuber252]

Poor Jon. This game just seems to not like him. 😂

[@ColbertAwesome]

3:08 3:11

[@teapottanuki5841]

This board was like 29% swearing

[@brendancrowley3085]

All karma for the shitshow that was Dokapon Kingdom

[@vgbcp3rs0na41]

Which is COMING BACK!😂

[@SamualWalker]

From 2:49 to 3:13, Waluigi got double-pwned. OUCH

[@vgbcp3rs0na41]

3:05 I AM SO SORRY, JON! 4:04 THREEEEEE!!!!

[@G.J._Pods]

I both feel for Jon, and find his misery entertaining.

[@gamestop15]

When me and the bois, do this and I'll like Chugga

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

2:50 Emile: Hoooooooooo LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME BACK FOR MORRRRRRRRRRRRE- Me: *YEAAAAAAAAAH, CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL TIME-*

[@HarpiePlayerJoeHPJ]

Jon's villain arc begins

[@Bfbtpot_buglem12]

Vernias TCNick3 king of skill and sophist doing live reaction (salt factory/adventure): 3:18

[@Antonio-is2cn]

Maybe this was Daisy's way of payback for Jon making fun of Emile in that "Doing Daisy On Hard" stream?

[@KGKSkull]

To anyone that sees this, any Mario party board that has the 1/3 star chance gimmick, always pick the jar that was shown third

[@GoldRichness]

Huh? Are you sure?

[@randomguardian9587]

2:08 3:07 4:07 4:45 5:34

[@hyperfairy7779]

Let's do the Jon warp again!

[@masterdrewt6698]

Welp, that’s one way to ruin friendship

[@erainmartinez8175]

that's the funniest video ever! 4:11

[@realkingofantarctica]

The Ballad of Saint-John-Son

[@DeltaTTYSQ33z3R]

I wonder if there is uncensored version of what he said 😂😂😂

[@zekromtrainer1222]

Yes check the original footage

[@Thunderdragon-uc1lw]

0:02 I don’t get it

[@soseztheleadr]

OK, who else besides me thinks that _Mario Party DS_ has it out for Jon? ^^

[@danneyx2023]

0:09 Patrick: I don’t get it!

[@philipitliong5680]

This Mario Party game is the biggest bully for Jon

[@NGO9000]

4:09 who's that?

[@crazyluigi6664]

Ray William Johnson