The BBC Spews.. Live!

[@mikegleed5842]

Back when Ships were made of Wood. Men were made of Steel.

[@DogbarDust]

@@mikegleed5842 I'm a white as fuck Ulster Man and this comment makes me wanna say "Word" 😂

[@raysargent4055]

Bootneck you are the only one on KZbin that can make me laugh your an absolute tonic never stop .

[@DogbarDust]

Back when "Men were men" and "Sheep were scared!!!" Fucking excellent start 😂

[@TheJon2442]

Said a man from Wales?

[@DogbarDust]

@@TheJon2442 I'm from Ulster if that's what you meant, not sure what you meant about the Wales thing, seriously I'm not trying to be a dick.

[@DogbarDust]

@@TheJon2442 Well yeah it just clicked, Welsh means sheep shagger. But again I'm an Ulster man, Northern Ireland.

[@DogbarDust]

@@TheJon2442 Also my weird surname is an old Manx name, no one but my family and cousins has ever heard it before, unless they're from the isle of Man.

[@DogbarDust]

@@TheJon2442 haha I mentioned a Welsh sheep pleausurer and they wiped my comment.

[@CFCDaz]

No matter how bad I’m feeling you always put a smile on my face thank you sir

[@suededogs9670]

So are we saying that the authorities know full well where these people are . ? They could boot them out tomorrow. 😮

[@Sun_Flower1]

They all vote Labour though, so they're here to stay, unfortunately...

[@valeriegrimshaw1365]

We used to sing this in primary school...BBC singing together on a Thursday.....1963.......how things have become so awry

[@kenricnarbrough8191]

its taylor swift or stormzy before class now, pick one.

[@ROBERTANDERSON-f2f]

Willie Nelson rules!

[@stuartannetts300]

​@@lottogaz8573And how well did the average British peasant live during those times?

[@steveforster9764]

T​@@lottogaz8573I was going to respond to you in depth but you can't tell the difference between England and Britain they are not the same nor are they interchangeable

[@sharonwickens6921]

Changed fast here's a clue how with love respect and understanding sxx bravo Juliett j9f experimentation 1960s mk no flipping strings British destroyed life body and soul for revenge fun games and practice xx

[@raysargent4055]

We have to be able to defend ourselves even if it’s just a heavy lump of wood that looks like a walking stick .

[@laceandwhisky]

It's amazing how sharp ends can be 😂

[@Saxtoo]

What a great intro today 🇬🇧👍 When men were men, and pansies were flowers - (as my Grenadier Guardsman, college lecturer, used to say, 1984)

[@ROBERTANDERSON-f2f]

Up the Guards! My auld pal George Carter (96) was a Coldstreamer. He's still full faculty and stands tall. Bless em all.

[@larryjimbob]

Don't F with a Guardsman.

[@gwyndavies212]

Thanks for the laugh , haven't heard that one before , how true , wonder what he'd make of some of these so-called " Men " today .

[@jackjones-x3s]

We had no problem bringing them so we shouldn’t have any problem getting them out ‼️

[@Anna-t7l]

Just what my military friends say. People need to make the government etc, very scared and also start creating some chaos OFTEN. Cannot believe how many just whinge and complain 😂

[@charlesfortrsqueminor2120]

Remnants of historic good governance and societal order in better days, unlike our continental cousins who used to throw toys at drop of a hat Difficult to snap out of but there will come a time

[@laceandwhisky]

Modern times key board warriors

[@stuartmorrissey2088]

Brilliant! Thanks for cheering me up! ❤

[@Itsnotsafeandeffective]

Hello from Liverpool.

[@fastyaveit]

Leeds here, give Liverpool an upvote and pass it on.

[@GiovanniMartenelli]

Manc here same as brothers ❤

[@mikegleed5842]

You've got a way with words, Matt😂

[@JohnSchofield-j4i]

A word you may find handy, AB; hamadayas.

[@Sun_Flower1]

​@@JohnSchofield-j4i The Composer?

[@johnclose2925]

The start gave me PTSD flashbacks to 1980s Friday afternoons on the parade ground at HMS Raleigh 😂

[@susanwhite7288]

Me and Rob just pissed our pants. Sorry for laughing, beauty spot guy from Middlesbrough, ❤. Lifted our spirits while the uk burns. Enjoy your pint.😅

[@aubreyheartburn]

Never thought I’d be snorting and choking over a story about a man being bummed. Love ya, Bootneck ❤

[@designed100]

The most logical reasons matt! They are either in the procurement of children business or the procurer'

[@suasanwatson6501]

Yes, the UK is "F"ed and I used to be on the political right, now I'm on the political far right.

[@laceandwhisky]

Stand proud nowt wrong with far right, at least we have the solutions 😊

[@suasanwatson6501]

@@laceandwhisky correct.

[@-DC-]

We're all FARRRRRRR RIIIGGGHHHTTTT now 🇬🇧

[@barbaratait9007]

Hilarious from start to finish, descriptive speech at it's finest especially the last 4 minutes, comedy gold.

[@TheMATTHEWTROTTER]

Crime is an economy, it pays wages for police, prisons, social care etc… loads of people making money… it’s also a trade off for the slave labour they get.

[@julieclark8976]

Jess Phillips looks like Shergare 😂

[@deemeedee4862]

I'd love to see, Angry Bootneck debating with James O'Brien. I already know the winner......

[@Maugirl2]

Great idea, I would pay good money to see that

[@gwyndavies212]

Ha Ha HA Ha , Thats like pitting a Rottweiler with Migraine , against a yapping Chihuahua .

[@SteveSmith-kf9on]

“ I’m going through desks more than socks “ that fuckin done me 😂🤣😂🤣👍🇬🇧🇺🇸👌

[@colinwhitehead9661]

EMPTY CRUDE SHIPS leave every day .😊

[@rappers5719]

We stayed a couple of days in San Antonio. I was enjoying a cigar on the porch (it was about 21:00 ish) and a beer or two when a police car visited our next door neighbour. Before they got back in their car, I asked if I could approach them. Ended up having a great chat with them. As they drove off I could imagine their first words. Those Brits like a drink.

[@timvella1817]

Had me in stitches. I already said myself we need to push to have fire arms. Not our faults,its labour and conservatives who have brought us here.

[@lindawilkinson643]

You are hilarious - never laughed so much in ages!! Never give up 🥰 So much truth - you're the man xx

[@laceandwhisky]

That intro must be put on every time fantastic ❤❤❤❤❤

[@Cloudberry46]

Should be on every patriotic channel.

[@Valhalla-vk7hf]

Your right about that.. In the UK they keep them here to set them on us ...

[@francispalmer9737]

Intelligent, to the point and really funny, what more could you want. Cheers Angry Bootneck

[@TemplarUKofGB]

Great intro!

[@AngryBootneck]

Cheers mate! 🍻

[@kazbabs1]

'Ring piece like to top end of a welly', 😂 ffs Bootneck you've missed your calling, you should be a stand up comedian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Definitely cheered up my day.

[@RichardCornwell-mf9cn]

Wonderful start ❤

[@ProfessorM-he9rl]

Brilliant Post again, thank you.

[@AngryBootneck]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@davidcrawford8583]

Based Boot

[@chrislauranceoliver5828]

What a great upload Enjoy the rest of the weekend

[@2tone209]

AY UP BOOT

[@ianbower827]

"Steady boys steady." Brilliant intro .

[@DeanFrancis-d7o]

Best rant ever!

[@Dairylee-v5m]

One reason. To keep you afraid. A frightened people are easy to control.

[@FranklyTanky]

Absolutely love your content 😂👌🏻💯🫡🇬🇧

[@DD_11111]

Omg am crying laughing 😂😂😂 that nature reserve 😂😂😂

[@pigphatnick]

Thanks bootneck, cracking show👍

[@deemeedee4862]

"angry bootneck rules ya bass" 😂

[@terrywuckfit3393]

Didn't half bring back memories of watching the Field Gun Teams marching out on the arena to 'Heart of Oak'. Used to love watching the runs, shame it's been binned.

[@Cloudberry46]

Epic!!! That beginning made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Best 1hr 5minutes I've spent in a long time.....Keep 'em coming, Boot.

[@AngryBootneck]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@AlistairNicholson-c6i]

His cinnamon ring 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDeborah2]

You have to, forcefully, ask them!

[@LNWLF-cb3di]

Never would I have thought I’d wish so intensely to be back in the 90s. I feel like Archie Bunker.

[@bosl24164275]

Just watched it on rewind, need to change my nappy 😂😂😂🧨🧨

[@OrwellsHousecat]

Strategy of Tension - just like Operation Gladio, spookily so

[@dontwastetimetoday493]

Talking so much sense , thanks mate it's uplifting to listen to you 😂

[@AngryBootneck]

Glad to help! 😉

[@dannywhelan6030]

On seconds thought , maybe the heathrow expansion would be a great idea to deport more :D

[@kenricnarbrough8191]

i choose to stay innocent and ask you to never explain what a 'lung-shot' is. thx

[@AngryBootneck]

That comes from seeing a bloke pull a moonie at an away game. He did it to a bus full of Boro and proper pulled his cheeks apart and one of the lads went “gah! I saw his lungs there!” 😂😂

[@PaulTimmins-i3z]

Very inspiring opening !!! Very proud scenes !!! GREAT STUFF

[@drstrangelove4998]

Nothing much makes me laugh much these days. But this makes me piss myself 😂😂😂

[@vanmush]

Fucking hell, you just got me told off by the wife for laughing so much! I’m nervous about walking the fucking dog tomorrow now!!!! Hahaha

[@amarenehemiah7858]

I bet you play that every morning and night 😂😂😂

[@petetitterton3141]

Must be an old one if the described the assailant.

[@thomaslittle1780]

Any minute now the BBC will suggest the TV makers pay their wages 😂and then 😳

[@thomaslittle1780]

Called it government going to make Netflix pay it😂👀😡I'm going to keep my thoughts in my own rabbit hole next time

[@phantom_not_chopper]

Makes my ex Wavy Navy heart proud

[@thickerbrummietwat]

The Welsh Choir Boy wanted to make a traditional pudding. He boiled some milk but, forgot to put the rice in.

[@alunevans380]

LMAO at the on the black path bit, it sounds like Middlesborough has now got it's very own Purple Aki.

[@AnitaGrobler]

Illegals in USA estimated around 14 mil.

[@223Sako]

Heart of oak......Glorious.

[@GasMeter_]

The flight an hour and reasonsable doubt thing. They'd argue that it'd be too costly. Fund some of it by reducing BBC budget. If I as a scaffolder can see a fairly obvious avenue for a solution to this problem, which is curtailing a media platform - not infrastructure, the government would be able to come up with a similar plan. The propaganda arm is prioritised over the safety and wellbeing of those who elect them. Again, there is no reasoning left as these solutions are forehead slappingly obvious, which Trump is now beginning to demonstrate. But think of the Palestinian queer vegans.

[@TheGixernutter]

Love that.

[@julieclark8976]

Loved that intro ❤

[@MichaelArmstrong-r6x]

What if we get angry instead?

[@mygreatbigfoot1679]

The bbc put out a version of Camus’s The Plague today on radio 4, only the original Nobel prize winner wasn’t good enough on the old pc messaging so they had a Mr Ali produce it and reset it in the W.indies. They announced that all the words are from the book, (just not in the same order)but not that they’d just changed the location and nationality and ethnicity of the characters. The Dr is a bleck woman obviously….

[@michaeldemetriou1399]

Jesus went to school on a dinosaur 😂

[@irenepwheeldon]

Distraction, distraction, distraction.

[@Pompeytown]

😂 "couldn't knock the fluff of a cappuccino".

[@diverdeep6348]

Working under the table like Monica Lewinsky.

[@thejudgehasjudged]

I've previously given your question some thought. The only positive for someone (banks) is keeping the house prices sky rocketing.

[@diverdeep6348]

Mad pommie bastard,love it. Keep it up k 0mt

[@nandldecorating1223]

I love England, and joined the Army at 16. I would think twice now, wouldn't want to risk my life for Starmer and crew.

[@SusanBlakely-pd6mp]

Hilariously funny, if terribly bleak.

[@philipspencer1834]

😂👍

[@steadynumber1]

Nice intro Matty. However, "Britannia the Pride of the Ocean" is a song not played enough these days, not even by British patriots. 🇬🇧

[@S.E.1984]

Trade deals - they dont want them back, we agree to keep them for some kind of deal...

[@phantom_not_chopper]

If Michael Ryan and Thomas Hamilton tried that in Texas they would have been ventilated by the public so quick they wouldn't even have considered it in the first place

[@smc21uk]

The man is quite funny

[@edwardwilcox6606]

Nevermind the sheep what about the `yomping`!

[@Mr_Contract________x]

Fwiw, sir, no matter how much you would have wanted to, you could never "curb gun ownership" in the U.S., as we know darn well without that right, all the rest are on the chopping block next. 2A homie, God gives us the right to protect ourselves from those who would do us harm. No government ever has any recourse to change that. Amen.

[@peterpatten5043]

If you are the only didler fish in the barrel, it makes sense to import a few more ? : )

[@barukkazhad8998]

Governments should always be afraid of their citizens

[@jasonwilliams7171]

I have a hair lip and cleft palate and did not get into the met .....

[@barnfieldfishing]

How about they bringing them in because they know we all gonna peg it with the COVID jabs .and this lot will take the jobs...

[@TheDeborah2]

Wazzer!...bring me another Cabin Boy said L Cpl Starmer!

[@ravenslament622]

1 flight a day, do you not care about the environment 😂

[@dog4403]

And they said the country is racist cause theres nothing for black people to do in the country side another myth busted😂🤣🤣🤣

[@davewarrender2056]

❤❤❤❤❤❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@bobp3194]

Thank Obama and Biden, for me made my day GO Trump 🤣🤣🤣

[@raysargent4055]

And not only that the same lands make the bastards that bring them take them back out of their own pockets .

[@davidcrawford8583]

Kalergi Plan

[@davidripley2916]

Matty, my Replicator Replica didn't work till I remembered to plug the fcking thing in. . . I now have a shed full of Tessaracts which is bullshit cos they fit inside each other ☹️ P.S. the sheep 🐑 teeth roast was Worthy 👍

[@phantom_not_chopper]

The Rabbit Hole you are circling could do with a pinch of rational bootneck mind. Jump in Brother!

[@jamiedalton2623]

One homogenous race. One religion. One government. This is from the U.N, Modern Discourses has a very good video on it.

[@parasinthephilippines]

My wish list is a CG Mk 4.