The Beatles Defeat Maestro | The Devil's Chord | Doctor Who

[@harrysgf_real]

Alternative title: 'John Lennon and Paul McCartney Defeat Maestro (methods unclear)'

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

Lolol. Yeah. Much better title.

[@wsconsn]

When gave methods ever been clear on Doctor Who?

[@EvanFarshadow]

So basically there is a specific series of notes that when played properly, can seal away Maestro (the god of music and the villain in this scene). The Doctor gets all but the last note correct, but because he got the last note wrong, Maestro sent the piano away and sealed Ruby and The Doctor so they couldn't try again. John Lennon and Paul McCartney manage to figure out the last note needed and it seals away Maestro.

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@EvanFarshadow Thank you 🙏🏾

[@aresef]

They 100% must've wanted to use the chord from A Day in the Life but the lawyers told them no.

[@TheGerkuman]

Or the 'Hard Days Night' chord

[@andrewdreasler428]

That chord requires TWO pianos, four (or six, I don't remember) pianists, and one Sound Engineer to keep riding the gain up on the recording equipment as the strings settle down.

[@susankuhn4510]

All the stuff Ruby went through and her hair is still in place. That’s some strong hairspray!

[@billywhizz09]

Who knows what else the tardis has access to

[@sherrietyson7900]

The hairspray back then was called hair. NET Not Even Tornadoes will ruin your hair. Lol, my mom had that stuff cough cough after spraying

[@LisaMarli]

The hairspray back then was incredibly strong. It was a miracle my mother's hair didn't break it was so stiff. Look at the hair styles in Hairspray the Musical. Then 2 years later, everything when soft and long.

[@Enderwave22]

Of course, it's from the TARDIS of course.

[@sabrinatirabassi3529]

Like the Indiana Jones' hat, always in place...

[@williameich2751]

People are so mad about Jinkx being casted, as if she doesn't have an absolutely stellar resume that could land her a ton of roles on its own.

[@DarkEspeon40K]

I'm only annoyed because of the obvious political gender thing propaganda she mentions in an interview. As an actress she's phenomenal, there's no denying that.

[@MikelosM]

@@DarkEspeon40K Yet not irritated by the episode? The same one where they clearly introduce Maestro this way? "Henry, get away from him!", "Them!", "What?", "Me!", "What?", "I'm Them!", "You're What?", "You're Whoooo!?"...

[@dangilbertson592]

​@@DarkEspeon40KThere is no 'political gender thing', it's all in your head.

[@DarkEspeon40K]

@@dangilbertson592 Gender isn't political. Pushing the gender through the media is political though, it's called soft power.

[@DarkEspeon40K]

@@MikelosM Nope, I'm fine with that, tbh. It's short, never brought up again, and it IS an otherworldly being that literally embodies music itself.

[@geraldstiling3735]

Jinx Monsoon! What a perfect bit of casting 🎹...Small point Neither Paul McCartney or John Lennon could read sheet music 🎵🎶😂

[@crocglox7797]

"Twas Beatles what killed the beast"

[@THEENDISCOMING-y3c]

Epic

[@matthewpage8313]

You dropped this: 👑

[@thetasigmagallifreyan]

Maestro gives me Winifred Sanderson vibes

[@Clonest]

I kept wondering time and time again where i've seen that stylish get up before, mystery solved! 😅

[@saramijn14]

Jinkx is a huge Bette Midler fan so you might be right that maestro was partly inspired by Winifred

[@zackarygrice4835]

The dad jokes "sorry to keep HARPING on"(playing a harp) ugh perfection😭😭

[@Its_itz1]

2:40 _MINECRAFT GLASS BREAKING SOUND_

[@randomuser8627]

I can never unsee or unhear this now and it makes this funnier

[@IgnatiaWildsmith1227]

bruh no way

[@JonpaulGee]

Other way around...The Minecraft sound bit for glass break is an old WAV file from 2004 of a recording of glass breaking.

[@Johnsmith-p1v]

Sometimes you just need a little help from your freinds.

[@calumgardner6936]

2:19 Literally just noticed they dubbed that bit with his scream from Dot & Bubble 😂

[@TheCorrectOpinion100]

Now I can't unhear it, thanks.

[@calumgardner6936]

@@TheCorrectOpinion100 You’re welcome mate 😂

[@rubydrake3642]

Honestly hoping to see more from the pantheon tbh, it’s so interesting seeing the ways they can mess with the universe, like the Maestro making music a solid, tangible object or how the toymaker can alter anything with the tiniest notion of thought

[@5SSS]

Ringo and George never get any recognition

[@dariowestern]

Neither did Stuart or Pete for that matter.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Good.

[@Purdey921]

I was going to point out John’s glasses as a mistake but someone did. However, none of them read music in 1963. Songs were done by ear and put down on paper by a copyist. Would John or Paul know those intervals like a music theorist? Probably not.

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

I’m going to say: the maestro is not even real so why do you expect actual detail in a series where the Beatles didn’t even defeat nor know a nonexistent being

[@Purdey921]

@@kawaiionee-chan9557 Yes, but fiction using real people could do a little basic research. Even fiction has to be logical unto itself.

[@alecLogan]

@@Purdey921 _Technically_ they aren’t shown reading it. He tried a couple keys, got it wrong, then they both winged it and were _surprised_ it was right.

[@peterthomas187]

@@kawaiionee-chan9557 You are an activist and a tourist. Stories must be internally consistent otherwise you cannot suspend disbelief. It's the difference between a writer with talent and a hack. Go away.

[@peterthomas187]

@@Purdey921 See, you're not a tourist and you're not an activist. You care about what makes good storytelling, whereas the brainlet arguing with you only cares about the political power that can be extracted from any kind of media.

[@musterhere]

I need the theme that plays when Maestro is dragged back into a piano

[@jeffreyquick4871]

Vaguely sounded like "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

[@CenturyHomeProject]

Holy crap, Jinx Monsoon!!!

[@jarnovanderlaan9002]

1:55 for Anyone wondering the music here is called: “the Danse Macabre”. The Song That is Said to bring people back from the death

[@holleyb7861]

Crazy "Off with her head" hair!!! All you need is love 💜

[@The_Lost_Subrosian]

Number 9.. Number 9.. Number 9..

[@Acknowledgerofdoctorwho]

We only get to see 2 of them and that's really sad.

[@CaffeinatedMoustache]

George and ringo were in it.

[@Acknowledgerofdoctorwho]

@@CaffeinatedMoustache Yes but they didn't get any lines, did they? maybe I'm wrong.

[@Bobbyandmog]

​@@Acknowledgerofdoctorwho George got to sing but ringo was silent as a 2024 Volkswagen golf.

[@Didgeridoomen]

@@Acknowledgerofdoctorwho Barely, I think, in their first scene

[@kevinramsey417]

Is there literally ANYBODY in the ENTIRE UK that looks even remotely like John Lennon and Paul McCartney? Is this the best the BBC can do?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

The water is no longer laced with the necessary chemicals to produce dudes who look like Beatles

[@user-ve8eb4dl4l]

@@quantumblauthor7300 i literally gasped at this comment

[@frankfrank366]

that guy from Neverwhere who looks like all the Beatles at once is too old now I guess

[@solidpandaboi5121]

it’s monsoon season!

[@BH-98]

So John Lennon & Paul McCartney just happened to conveniently be there at that moment & play the correct tune on the piano to trap Maestro

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

no of course. the beatles have no reason to be at ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS. did you watch the episode?

[@BH-98]

@@amelialikesfrogs5778 Yes I did. I didn't like it & think the writing is lazy. Also at this moment in the story nobody else was there whilst this battle was going on

[@crashbandacoot]

They didn't even ask themselves why there were flying notes, they played for no reason.😂

[@TheMadwomen]

Well, as Maestro said, it took a musical genius to summon them. It only makes sense it took two more to send them back.

[@Ma5onPlayz]

@@BH-98 oh well, called improvisation, imo this is the best episode of the season

[@xxfoursevenninerxxclawcrus6000]

All I can think is Jinx. I’m genuinely surprised that she was in a good tv series like doctors who. No wonder she named herself as jinx

[@WONDERBUBBLESTUDIOS]

I like the fact that in the background, you can hear the classical piece a dance with death

[@miraclemahoushonengirono8250]

beatle fan since 2021 thank you for saving these 2

[@ravenruns8501]

Absolutely hilarious episode with great stakes, and an INSANE amount of Campiness. Classic Who

[@IO-zg8md]

Campiness is Gen Z Dr Who in one word.

[@jovianmelendez]

​@@IO-zg8mdDr Who has always been campy what are you talking about?

[@ericgraham2781]

Yep. From beginning to end, I have no idea what happened.

[@brybryguy6314]

My god. Jinx. Her performance 👏

[@Someguy1722]

0:59 oh come on 🤣

[@PooMonkeyMan]

My first thoughts was that this was way too over the top and with some unbelievable music related things, but it me that DW wasn’t always meant to be serious. There were fun times and dark times. Some of those things just happened to be campy and this fit that bill perfectly.

[@Someguy1722]

2:43 id have had the piano run over her she gets back up prepares to use her tuning fork then the piano runs backwards just to make sure. her mangled body dragged in as she delivers her warning of the one who waits adding to the idea that's there always a twist at the end

[@gizmomac1520]

Sucks that I have to pay for this show after 50 years of being free 😭

[@hombiebearcat]

it’s still on bbc iplayer as well

[@handyhandetohandle]

free vpn + iplayer?

[@bobm4378]

you are not in UK then.. BBC TV is free without adverts

[@sabrinatirabassi3529]

You British keep saying that you pay for the show, when you complain for a simple licence, while we foreigners spend buckets of money in merchandise and DVD.

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Why do you have to pay now? Isn't BBC free to all in the UK? (Well, not free, really.)

[@SrChr778]

And again this, "The One Who Waits"... it's like some ominous final boss incoming.

[@mackloyd687]

Only thing is that none of the 4 Beatles could read music. They all played by ear. A fact I learned very young as I also play many varieties of music and have never learned either.

[@JustBecauseidk5]

maestro looks and acts like a typical doctor who fan

[@12ryudragon]

Of course John and Paul are going to win against the Maestro if they make him play stock sounds like 0:40

[@KaliahSheDevil]

anyone know if the notes used to banish Maestro were a reference to any particular song or something? Or even what they were? I know very little about music in general so forgive my ignorance

[@kevinramsey417]

Pretty sure it was a reference to A Day in the Life.

[@chuckasualty]

@@kevinramsey417 I didn't realize that, but it does sound like the same chord😊

[@MofoMan2000]

It's simply a C Major chord with the P5 raised up an octave. It's a really generic chord, might be a reference to a specific Beatles song but I guess they didn't want to pay royalties on it.

[@hopebgood]

It's the famous last piano note from The Beatles "A Day in the Life" kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4rIh2qggaeLrKM

[@aresef]

The chord is similar (but legally distinct lol) to the chord at the end of the 1967 song A Day in the Life

[@robtaylor4709]

Forgot the Beatles were even in this episode

[@drewcampbell8555]

They really weren't.

[@lasonris8934]

I honestly think this was a banger episode

[@benjaminlehman3221]

I like these types of characters. Very powerful but they have fixed rules. Some that even they hate but MUST follow.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

John Lennon didn't wear those glasses in 1963. He wore Buddy Holly style horn-rims then. He didn't go to the Windsor style until after he appeared in a film with them in 1967. Horribly shoddy research by the costume/hair department. They were 5 years late on everything.

[@aresef]

I'm willing to cut them some slack because it's the popular image of The Beatles in the rest of the world. Like how Cilla Black is in this episode even if it's set a hair too early for that. They just really wanted to use Cilla Black. And they couldn't read music IRL. But w/e

[@c0mpu73rguy]

@@aresef Is a bit of realism too much to ask in this 60 year old show about a regenerating idiot with a screwdriver travelling through time in a box? Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

@@c0mpu73rguy The first line in the script is the Doctor shouting, "1963!", so, no slack is deserved. It's just really shoddy research. And where was Pete Best, to challenge Ringo to a drum-off? ;-P

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Maybe they figured that the opinion of overly pedantic nerds on the internet with nothing better to do would be bothered and decided to troll them.

[@fartherthanspace4473]

@@c0mpu73rguy Thinking somebody should lose their job for picking the wrong pair of glasses is what I'd expect out of the more entitled side of the viewerbase.

[@JordanKelemen-d3w]

Even for Dr. Who this was a wild season.

[@TillyOrifice]

Well, how silly was that!

[@Texiewalker]

Never seen doctor who before until this just bc they cast Jinkx 🖤🖤🖤

[@iamthinking2252_]

This is incredibly hammy but I’m in that mood right now

[@nikolaj_ow]

Looking for the secret chord and it's just a C major ahh moment (C major is probably the most common chord played on a piano)

[@OGYeetKing]

What did I come back to I've been gone for a few years is this real?

[@ejasonrichmond]

How did Bette Midler get a part in a British Sci Fi show?

[@edballatyoutuization]

The "Beatles" defeat Maestro

[@AlmanJanyshev]

It might be a bold claim, but Ncuti here reminded me of Phil Lynott - Irish rock icon, the singer and bassist of Thin Lizzy

[@lionsjourney29]

Danse Macabre is such a fitting piece lol

[@nicholasappelquist4499]

-Chuckles in Maestro-

[@willhorting5317]

"The one who waits is almost here."....Huh?

[@cunningsmile4166]

Sue Tech

[@vcom741]

Beforehand, Maestro tried to steal the “music” out of Ruby, but failed, saying the “old one” touched her. That turned out to be Sutekh, though the “touch” thing went unexplained. I imagine this will be kept for next season.

[@eduardomantilla2143]

They were also mentioned by the Toymaker. It's rather terrifying actually given that both The Toymaker and Maestro are god-like entities, both of whom terrified the Doctor and they're both terrified of "He Who Waits". If a God is terrified of it, I can't wait for it to show up.

[@itsfort]

@@vcom741 Dont think it is Sutekh since he did not even knew about ruby mother at all. So it must be some other being that they referred as "The old one". Something even more ancient than Sutekh

[@evanhughes7609]

Would have been nice if the casting director had seen a Beatle, or even a picture of one.

[@Madman13K]

this episode grows on me a bit. Felt like a weaker one when it aired, which is unfortunate given that Space Babies also felt weak and set a worrying trend, but it holds together well enough. Only thing that really bugs me is that despite being centred on the Beatles they're barely in the episode at all and have no real involvement in the plot beyond this one moment. Compared to the Shakespeare code or the Unicorn and the Wasp the difference is glaring.

[@12ryudragon]

I guess they knew that the actors were not even remotely similar to the real John and Paul to involve them more than that...

[@GmcStone]

I need more Maestro please. They would have made an awesome recurring villian and end of series big bad.

[@basilsigerson]

This is something. An interesting exorcism to say the least.

[@Genideb]

Why Maestro said that the one who waits is almost here if Sutekh is allready sitting on TARDIS? He is already here

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Calm down, nerd.

[@tiphaniepersona3842]

😂​@@Sunshine-zm1fx

[@Preceyese-Seyeght]

Not in manifested form. Didn't you hear what he said when he appeared? He was gathering strength, was weakend, he had to wait all this *time*. He was all the time there, but couldnt do anything at all. When did you saw in the past, that Sutekh did anything, when the Doctor was on his adventures throught *time* ? So there is a reason, or not? Maestro knew that he will appear sooner or later.

[@pozspeakerau]

Brilliant Jinx Monsoon

[@Amariaze]

This episode is cool. Yet, I think it comes to early in the season. To me, it would have been more logical to place it just before the two part final or Rogue.

[@randybaumery-cp7tf]

Fighting with musical notes. This must be the same Universe as Dr Strange. 😅

[@oranmccann2476]

Is it just me or do I hear a bit of the Series 4 Dalek theme when Maestro uses a whip of musical notes to move that Piano

[@BMXriderXtreme]

Hello Doctor who channel to what I have always wanted I've always wanted to see David tennant in person bc he is my favourite doctor also I absolutely love doctor who bc the tardis and all that it's just so cool there is nothing else that I love more than this anyway is there any way u could make it so i can see David tennant I live in the UK btw

[@Sunsine2]

having only got up to series 3 on doctor who (Eccleston and tenant not the old series), What the hell is going on here?

[@dercaesar]

we as long watching fans dont know either what was going on in this episode. It felt like they were on some substances while making the episode.

[@basilsigerson]

I would love to explain but I don't quite know how to.

[@Gafferman]

Ruined

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

It's my favorite episode of this season. The Maestro is positively unhinged!

[@TotallyOriginality]

Silliness, also, watch capaldi

[@bruno-nd9yz]

They made the right cast for maestro

[@suburbohemian]

yeah, I liked most of this episode except for the Beatles bit...I still think that, as Ten once said to Shakespeare, "I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room." Not much for the whole music video at the end either...but at least it was better than SPaceBabies. Still can't touch the classic Who episodes tho, even tho Ncuti and the kilt was awesome.

[@1neGuy-g2j]

He didn't say that to Shakespeare, it was John Lumin in the Army of Ghosts/Doomsday two parter.

[@suburbohemian]

@@1neGuy-g2j Thanks for the memory correction! I can't believe how long it's been since the 'new' show came out, lol!

[@lukaszrower7612]

The maestro saw the light in the music and fell.

[@johnclay7644]

good scene

[@oriousblack]

0:56 But the Maestro wasn’t sorry.

[@Fr00ter]

The background music doesnt harmonize with the music from the scene at all. Come one

[@ThePinkRubber]

Honestly i thought maestro ability would be reality warping with sound like imitating whale noise would summon whale or playing spooky music create graveyard. Anything that made the battle puzzling and more tactical than straight out fight. Wasted potential tbh

[@VegetableVendetta]

Such good concepts that they have been completely wasting. It sucks, cause this season has such Tennant-era energy and the acting has been incredible, but all of the climaxes have been super weak.

[@giulsss99]

The last notes from a day in the life :)

[@swiftbird4846]

The legends eternal. Brilliant.

[@MrDrProfessorSir962]

Can someone explain why those notes were chosen. Besides they sound holy. I just wanna know all the lore before googling

[@solaris-7115]

Who else loves maestro’s coat tails? That is some excellent style

[@constantinebrowser2747]

Love jinx

[@pedromiguelchavezhuapaya1926]

Maestro is some sort of Lovecraftian God?

[@jontuxen2724]

They are part of Pantheon of Discord or Chaotic Gods. The child of the Toymaker who the essence of the game. This one is the essence of the music itself

[@frankfrank366]

The most unrealistic part of this whole thing is John being that muscular.

[@davidscott1348]

I thought Mastro was a good Villain for Doctor Who 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🎼🎼🎹🥁🎻🎷🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼

[@tardistime6857]

So this is Doctor who now ?

[@jurgenvietinghoff853]

Russell T Davies makes John Nathan Turner look great in comparison. Miss you John.

[@AWriterWandering]

RTD literally brought Doctor Who back from the dead. I will agree this isn’t his best work though. Then again I also feel like the show started going downhill all the way back in the Capaldi era

[@jurgenvietinghoff853]

@@AWriterWandering It's kinda like Nathan Turner then. John produced one of the best seasons of the show in Peter Davison first year as the Doctor. Unfortunately the last years of the Original run of the show were not so good.

[@UtopianMatt]

This was kinda rough to watch, the old style slapstick isnt quite there

[@Sigurther]

It's a mystery why this show's ratings are bottoming out.

[@Phil9874]

I mean if your into my chemical romance he played the right note

[@latetotheparty4785]

How did that French twist survive?

[@joseislanio8910]

It's been a while since I'd seen any doctor who clip, I'd forgotten how cheesy was the acting

[@bigcat7508]

The thumbnail looks so bad LOL

[@SerialDesignationNClone]

They've changed it; still looks bad.

[@MatthewSuffidy]

Well maybe you can do that thanks to JS Bach.

[@TokuDude]

They really did not get the Beatles right in this episode. I’ve been trying to tell people that for awhile but they won’t listen and also the fact that the episode ended with a dance number just felt so stupid to me. I’m sorry.

[@bobhughes2290]

It's 1963. TV variety shows always ended with a big dance number. Get with the program, Dude.

[@TokuDude]

@@bobhughes2290 get with the program? ITS DOCTOR WHO the same show where it may be crazy at times but it managed to be kept grounded. And now we have a dance number that it’s bizarre it didn’t feel like Doctor Who. I’m sorry and not to mention not only they got the Beatles move sets wrong not only they got the Beatles holding their instruments wrong. But the fact that John Lennon has those glasses and the fact that George Ringo don’t have that much lines just shows that they don’t care and people always keep saying that the Beatles are expensive to get songs from but what about the songs that they covered like twist and shout or Long Tall Sally, if you were going to have a big fine but at least have a Beatles if you’re going to have the Beatles at least get it right or be laughed at

[@Firepuma27]

I noticed that too

[@MrShellmarx1981]

Gawd this made me shie so miserably. ( shake head in embarrassment)

[@amansoni3635]

This episode was a wasted opportunity

[@LordAzimar]

ONLY because they didn’t use any Beatles music at the end

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

@@LordAzimar Can you even imagine how much money that would cost?

[@amansoni3635]

@@LordAzimar I do not, listen to Beatles, I knw they are legendary band, I am strictly speaking about storytelling, could have been much better

[@thecrispymaster]

I have to kind of agree. While not terrible it probably was my least favourite episode of the season. IMO the issue was the pacing. I think it was kind of obvious that it would be the Beatles playing notes that would save the day, and as such the end battle felt like it really dragged because I was just waiting for it to get to that point. It didn't really help that they weren't active participants through the rest of the story either. I get that they were made more passive by the villain, but unlike a story such as The Unquiet Dead it meant it felt like we didn't see much of a character arc.

[@amansoni3635]

@@thecrispymaster yeah, one similar episode was in season 3 The Shakespeare Code , which was really well executed

[@drewcampbell8555]

Dreadful climax to a dreadful episode. The actors playing Lennon and McCartney - and the inexplicably mute George & Ringo - were badly miscast, and their look completely wrong for 1963. Plus the frankly idiotic dance number and ludicrous "plot" - just the worst, man.

[@LightLife4]

Who else wants The Maestro to return?

[@richardgregory3684]

ITV

[@LightLife4]

@richardgregory3684 hmm, wonder what they'd do with him?

[@richardgregory3684]

@@LightLife4 ITV want Maestro to return on the BBC. It does wonders for the viewing figures when their competitor screens dreck like this.

[@Bell52c]

Jinx Monsoon does

[@librawade8867]

Was one of the beatles the big brother from Stranger Things?

[@ieuanbriers]

Right! Firstly the Beatles did NOT defeat Maestro. Paul McCartney and John Lennon accidentally defeated them by playing the Devil's Chord (by luck) so only 2 out of the 4 play a role. So say 'The Beatles defeated Maestro is certainly misleading). What's I like the idea. I did feel the plot was a little all 'over-the-place', I do love the idea of an other-worldly diety with the power over music. But a much better story idea would be to have Maestro deliberately trying to derail The Beatles success. Maybe they sabotage the recording of their first album ruining sales and popularity? Or trying to break apart the relationship between McCartney and Lennon ( the scene the two of them reappear into defeat Maestro in the end would have more payoff)? The Doctor could even bend the first rule and tell them of the direction that careers are going to go. Doctor: Paul. You gonna bring the world vegetarianism will stop and make it cool. John. You are going to stop a war that will disrupt an entire generation and even though you do not succeed, you will still make a difference. George: you are going to produce some of the best films known to man. Just remember these words 'Nuns on the run', you are going to love it. And Ringo. Dear Ringo. You are going to have the best career highlight of all. You are going to narrate 'Thomas the Tank Engine.,' Is funny little monologue I think would be one of those moments which fans would remember long after they'd see the episode. Plus, as catchy as the musical number is, it comes out of nowhere and sticks out like a sore thumb. Surely a better solution would have been as a reward, Paul McCartney and John Lennon inviting the Doctor, to do a number with The Beatles? That was all the motivation previous Doctors needed. It's not a 'Bad Story' by any means, I just think you could have been done better. That is my opinion.

[@alexhart9267]

Who would be "The One Who Waits"?

[@smallpixl]

sutekh

[@dudedadric6514]

Susan, she works in marketing

[@samalvey8168]

Sorry, Maestro, but your number's up.

[@dariowestern]

I would have liked to have seen Maestro been squashed by the piano and it's gizzards splattered all over the place.

[@alisaeed-ht9sq]

The one who waits? What is that?