The best of arnie in kindergarden Cop

lulz!

[@Godzilla00X]

Fun fact, the director had Arnold hang out with the children in between takes and offset to get him comfortable with them.

[@yourphone5380]

You forgot his best line! "It's not a tumah!"

[@fadedgabe791]

Wtf how could they leave out the most quoted line in the film

[@luisfuentes3012]

Nawt aht all

[@johnlaslett4793]

That's the first thing I thought of too lol

[@salk6792]

What are you doing here u assholeeeee

[@MrMagoo-rg8er]

“ I’m the party pooper 🚽 “

[@fabulousfrance]

I love how this movie contains like 90 per cent of Arnie's prank call lines.

[@morganrussman]

Arnie's prank call lines?😳😯

[@morganrussman]

@Johnson Long um, ok.

[@mighty2487]

05:10 This is tension

[@nmn5550]

C'mon, don't bullshit me. Hey, I'm a police officer. Just do what I tell you.

[@jk-474]

He just did a video reunion with 6 of the kids. You can tell how much it touched him to do it, asked each one of them about their lives since and genuinely wanted to be there. Stand up Arnie 👏🏻👍🏻

[@Jescon96]

"Who does he think he is? He's lucky I don't kick his ass"😂😂

[@baboonishtube4944]

and i dont think he can beat arnold himself especially young arnold

[@star_crusher12]

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!

[@BigSachsy10]

Favorite line in the movie, hands down

[@truboricua]

for anyone who's ever taught elementary school, that line is even funnier

[@BananenBube]

HAHAHAHHAHA While the video was playing I read your comment and exactly then I heard this part hahahaha

[@Feras926]

OMG what we're gonna do

[@ryandevan2793]

WAIT WHAT?! (Bathroom explodes)

[@omeraskin79]

Arnold Schwarzenegger shaped my childhood....I grew up watching his movies

[@chriskrausesmovie]

Arnold disciples on tv to perfection

[@luthermcgee432]

Me too.

[@thebillsierraoscarclub]

Me too

[@eec589]

My stepfather introduced me to him and 80's action flicks.

[@nolyaqin]

@@eec589 yeah man me too :)

[@thetruereality2]

Arnie: You eat other peoples lunches? Kid: Nods Arnie: SHTAP IT Drops Him

[@thetruereality2]

KeJorn haha yeah

[@YamiHarmonia]

Always very soft XD

[@JBtheJMB84]

one of absolutely the most hilarious parts of this already hysterical movie!

[@Chris-gx1ei]

My favourite Austrian 😂

[@tim_mu9559]

Darkness :)))) very funny

[@hooray4pizzaday451]

"You hit the kid, I hit you!" FUCK YEAH! That's a real hero right there

[@Legitcar117]

Kyle Jacobsen I'm pracing chodges ageenst yoo!

[@hectorlopez1069]

Arnold was awesome in the 80s and 90s. He was a genius in his movies. A genius.

[@ElectoneGuy]

"I'M DA PAHTY POOPAH"

[@studioeproductioncompany1494]

Electone_Guy 😂😂😂😂 I’m 5 years to late on his hollering

[@Chris-gx1ei]

And 5 Seconds earlier He was the Terminator

[@hazzaknox1069]

The oh shit bit 2 seconds before he fires cracks me up everytime

[@hatesTD]

Number 300 that be me..

[@jt4369]

“My name is John Kimball.....*cocks gun*....and I love my car.” I love that line....

[@1223steffen]

Crisp needed to be funnier

[@foxydev4056]

I think he was funny enough.

[@bengerendash]

It was shitty car...he has bad taste.

[@cponce6484]

Here's some cool Kindergarten Cop movie info! In Kindergarten Cop, the interior school shots were all shot on a set built on a soundstage at Universal Studios Hollywood. I know this because I was a school kid background extra on this movie. I worked on this for 4 days. It was super fun! It was my first background gig ever. I even got to met Arnold Schwarzenegger! Great memories!

[@Chuked]

That’s pretty cool I wasn’t even born yet!

[@SKRUBL0RD]

wow that's so crazy i was a kid when this movie came out and i've been to universal studios theme park!

[@guillermoquant8630]

Cool.

[@regidio5083]

How was the wonderful game called "Who is my daddy and what does he do?" And "Police school"? 😂

[@Legitcar117]

"Good moehning...how ah yu."

[@chitoruvalcaba9867]

Good

[@ricosalvaje5802]

Im just fine I guess.

[@dimitarstoilov6892]

Fiarst, I would like to just get to now yu

[@Lightnings]

The start of every good prank call.

[@pikppa]

This man faced The Predator. But he wasn't ready to face children.

[@ConnorPatrickNolan003]

The fact that he’s Austrian makes things 10x better

[@chrispile3878]

Until he said "Screw your freedoms". Then he turned into a Nazi.

[@SKRUBL0RD]

well, there's 1 thing in history that an austrian didn't make better :(

[@craigmiller3404]

Oh yeah I just love his voice 😁

[@shepherdlavellen3301]

@@SKRUBL0RD but Arnie isn't an artist so that should be okay

[@SMBXdude]

So many classic prank call lines

[@joec7217]

Especially "I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!!"

[@LBUK2010]

5:48 lol he just drops the kid and walks away

[@RachaelHful]

😂😂

[@bofo85]

i LOVE this movie! it's filled with great quotes/one-liners "I'm the party pooper" "There is no bathroom!" "Excsue me, I forgot to introduce myself; my name is John Kimble and I love my car" LOL after Arnie's term as governor is over, he should do comedies cuz i don't know if he can do action anymore

[@LUKERJ]

Holy shit! This must be one of the oldest comments on youtube

[@idiotwithaAK47]

"Are these all your lunches" "You mean you eat other peoples lunches?" "STOP IT!" HAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAA I looooove love love this movie~ (=

[@cherrydeli4525]

"I'm gonna hang out with you until the end of time" me when I met my best friend

[@ForceMaximus84]

Awww, how could you leave out “IT’S NAHT AH TUMAH!”?

[@mixmaster6827]

what about "bring the toys back to the carpet bring your toy back to the carpet BRING IT BACK!"

[@ArnoldSchwarz_enigger]

Stahp whinning!

[@majornewb]

"Who the fuck are you?" "I'm the pahhty poopah." mwahaha

[@aceamir9380]

"I'm the party-pooper." First thing to come to mind: "Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you! Party POO-PER...! Party POO-per...!"

[@SauloPMB]

In Super Kami Guru's voice

[@nkoetxb45]

Saul PMB

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

@@SauloPMB NAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@chastlygunt4369]

Nail i saw a bird... It was pretty... Kick it's ass!!

[@TheKillerDonuts]

YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME

[@LadyVader33]

4:35 if only teachers had the guts to actually do that

[@paulgentili1425]

policy, they'd get fired

[@seanbillington3287]

@@paulgentili1425 And therefore abuse never stops. Policies make us pussies. While we're worrying about getting in trouble or losing our jobs, jerks like that get away with the last laugh.

[@spaceace4387]

Unfortunately the protocol is to report it and let the system take care of it.

[@J4T20]

@@spaceace4387 what if the system is corrupted?

[@REE_III]

@@seanbillington3287 Lol..refer it to law enforcement..not to mention you cant beat everyone...and on the occasion you are wrong or they pull a gun.

[@Hardy30680]

How he simply drops the boy and turns around while the boy is still on his way down 😂

[@EpicWaterDrop]

THERE IS NO BATHROOM

[@lanceawatt]

"DER IZ NO BASROOM" are the wisest words I have ever heard.

[@blobcatuk]

Im a teacher in training, this film (one of my fav arnie films) was mentioned in classroom and behaviour management, basically how to comunicate with kids. I found it hilarious the tutor had seen the film!

[@cocokitty580]

i love it when arnie just drops the kid eating food in the lunch boxes. XD

[@AverageAdam]

More of a reason not to mess with his car. How badass does Arnie look in those early scenes?

[@pleb4404]

Love the last one at the end... "Are these your lunches"? *nods* "stop it"! *barfs* "oh for crying out..." laughing my head off!!!

[@raran44]

“So who are you, man?” *cocks gun* “SHIT!” Kills me every time.

[@nobodyyy8288]

One of my of my fav Arnold Schwarzenegger movies

[@HasvenWorld]

We need him in my 8th grade science. That'll get them to be quiet.

[@troychapman7200]

Principal: Terminator?

[@eddielasowsky7777]

The foundation for the 100 episodes of Myles Bennet Dyson's prank calls.

[@RushAnthem69]

I've never watched this movie but I never realized how many of Arnold's most memorable quotes came from it.

[@IIIJFRIII]

best part in when hes kicks the shit out of the abusive dad, so great.

[@nickpascale5759]

Who is your daddy and what does he do

[@Daggers008]

Don't think the black girl can answer that.

[@carultch]

+Nick Pascale I want to see him ask that question to his child of his extramarital affair. Arnold: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" Joseph: "My daddy's the Terminator, the Governator, and the inesminator."

[@funboy8175]

cmon man...

[@michaelskinner3738]

@@carultch O.o

[@snapdraygon]

@@Daggers008 really? Why not?

[@Froy-cl1oi]

4:58 the best SHUT UP in movies!

[@joffreybaratheon4904]

It would be hilarious if Arnold said “put that cookie down! Now!” In this

[@bbqplatypus318]

The thing that makes Kindergarten Cop more effective than any of the 80 bajillion ripoffs that came after it (I'm looking at you "The Pacifier") is that it's perfectly plausible to believe that Arnie could scare all those little kids. Hell, you get the feeling he might actually follow through and hurt people. It's (and I can't believe I'm saying this) a brilliant performance by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@darkentity1000]

Yoo mean you've been eating uddah peoples lunches? SHTAHPIT!!!

[@TheHero136]

5:21 Kid: Where are you going? *Arnold looks around the room at the crying kid and scowls.* Arnold: I'll be back.

[@sneak1985]

"You mean you eat other people's lunches? STAAAP IT!!"

[@chrisdawson6156]

When Mr Kimble sat on the piano and the children started laughing I pissed myself with laughter

[@craigmiller3404]

ME TOO😂😂

[@kaiverse9568]

In my opinion this is one of his best movies

[@alexanderwilliamtakla270]

04:26 - cracks me all the time 🤣😂😂😂 THERE IS NO BATHROOM ....

[@rsheldon86]

Ha ha ha ha quiet

[@jonathanworden4609]

When someone laughs at there own jokes.

[@thelonewolf7443]

Their*

[@chriscoul4506]

"I asked for 5 examples." He just sits next to the window and gets fatter.

[@hectorlopez1069]

Back then, when movies, really mean business and everything was perfect.

[@MrZillas]

05:24 me at work

[@TeamcraftStudio]

+MrZillas Nope that's me at collage! :D

[@christianh4723]

"Collage" I can see why.

[@mikefictiti0us]

"So who are you, man?" *CHI-CHICK* "Shit!" For some reason, that part always cracks me up.

[@markholub5219]

Nothing like the sound of racking up a Scatter Gun..🙂

[@juanmanuel3168]

“Kids, what is the best in life!?”

[@CLuvTravels]

Maybe it's cause I'm older but 5:25 is so damn funny

[@odawg114]

my favorite part when the guy yells "shit!!!" @ 1:30

[@William_1985]

Arnie is almost like the European version of Christopher Walken in acting

[@harryratnam2104]

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is My Favourite

[@Englishdosser86]

This is the best acting I've EVER seen from Arnie!!

[@theovanrossum8652]

I wanted to sit on my desk but it turned out to be a piano and now they're making fun of me.

[@ActivistParrot]

"I LIKE YOU CINDY!!" That's my pick up line even if her name isn't Cindy.

[@kylewatsonn171]

Are all your lunches? 🤣 The golden age of Arnold Schwarzeneger.

[@deathstate1]

hey, im a powleece offizzer.

[@Rickyexplores]

"hahahaha...QUIET!" Rofl xD

[@jaysreacts]

4:10 🤣🤣 her little face is hiiiilarrious 😄😄...I need to watch this again, catch some jokes man

[@RachaelHful]

Right😂

[@Angelccmf]

Lmfao the part where he runs outside to scream

[@aramarami4544]

I love this movie

[@MelanieDItsMe]

YO MINE NOW YOAH BELON TO ME LOL

T-800: Ah'm a cop, ya idiot! Ah'm detective John Kimble! Zhis man is undah arrest! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peterdubinsky5389]

Me in high school: may I please go to the bathroom? Every teacher I’ve had: 4:26

[@SSJoyar]

Haha he just drops the kid at the end lol.. He was holding him pretty high rofl

[@bradleybindle6428]

"Kindergarden Cop" was the "Drive" of its day.

[@gremlin05]

Writer: So how about a movie about a cop who teaches kindergarten and the bad guy is one of the kids' father? Producer: That's fucking stupid! Writer: We're casting Arnold. Producer: Brilliant!

[@TheuPrank]

So many soundboard lines come from this movie! "You eat out of other peoples lunches?! STOP IT!!" (drops kid) ROFL

[@specialist07]

ahh..there is nothing better than Children's Laughter..and Arnold as a kinderfarten teacher..

[@DifficultFlannel]

He's the angriest Austrian ever.

[@drunkenmaster6434]

adolf who???

[@Dmasterman]

"Whatchu mean hay baby?"

[@oldpunker885]

I like his Vic Mackey style where there are no consequences for over the top shenanigans.

[@greatstag]

1:32 - Who are you man?! arnie: *BLAM*Fires shotgun* I'm the party poopah

[@FoggedTears]

It's not a tumor. Best line!

[@crawfor24]

When this movie came out I was in Kindergarten. The part he says shut up to the kids is what I would love to do when subbing for an obnoxious class.

[@arjundev8090]

Arnold looked DOPE!! with that beard and Jacket

[@MartinSawyer]

Dear god I can´t watch this without thinking on Myles Bennet Dyson prank calls xD

[@musclesfromsomalia]

Hi,How are you? gets me all the time too i'm waiting for some hotel receptionist to say good how about you? then mlyes says, shut up it doesn't mattah, nice to meet you lol

[@Stevenirons]

2:54, reminds me of that scene in T2 where Arnold tried to learn how to smile

[@reallifedroopypoodle1306]

0:10 I'm a cop you idiot, I am Detective John Kimble 😂

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

“Whatcha mean hey baby?!” Gets me ever time

[@BisonGaming3334]

"My name is John Kimble. And I love my car."

[@Rivelution]

I dont know if you guys will believe me, but that kid that Arnie threatened on the plane was my geometry teacher in high school. Just look in the credits, his name is "Trevor Reeder" and I remember we used to give him a hard time by saying we have a celebrity teacher. lol

[@mahimajumahmaisha1063]

stop eating the lunches, lol

[@bumblebeeman2103]

"Watchu mean hey baby?" 😂😂😂

[@retro_wanderluster9962]

"Hi. How are you? I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered IMMEDIATELY!"

T-800: *STHAP IT!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xviz3ne836]

Lady:hey baby Guy:what you mean hey baby?

[@pikkon899]

I still can't get over how he drops the kid at the end in disgust. 🤣

[@TheLatiosnlatias02]

Jason Statham (Homefront) and Arnold should work together and bring order to the schools where no more bullying is allowed.

[@Roacha9]

so many "ventrilo harrasment" quotes from this movie :D

[@johngrohs8031]

Roman Reigns headbutted by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@nkjagshenry]

was that really reigns?

[@johngrohs8031]

No

[@CasimusxPrime]

John Grohs Only in a WrestleMania dream match.

[@GreenNekoProductions]

5:26 Arnold has the best screams.