The Best of Hawkeye (Compilation) | M*A*S*H | TV Land

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

Colonel: Fire that weapon! Hawkeye: *You're Fired, I did it as gently as I could*

[@27newyorker]

Andrew Pestotnik I guess you’ve never seen this show

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

@@27newyorker or you could get sarcasm

[@xehanortexcalibur7007]

@@andrewpestotnik5495 The guy you called a major is Colonel Potter

[@theinvisibleblogger1087]

@@xehanortexcalibur7007 he didnt even say major

[@xehanortexcalibur7007]

@@theinvisibleblogger1087 He edited it

[@partybear2579]

Hawkeye is responsible for my sense of humor.

[@suhyeonmin5416]

I can say the same.

[@slayer26i]

I think he was responsible for a lot of peoples sense of humor

[@annainspain5176]

He was responsible even for Charlize Theron's sense of humour, by her own admission.

[@lucinavonnolaran8728]

Same here

[@safeguardprime5914]

Same here and I'm 24 XD

[@Zaeikil]

My school did mash as a play last year and I had the great honor of playing Hawkeye in said play

[@Mockingjay1764]

Nice

[@paulstanley639]

How did you do?

[@Mockingjay1764]

Bet all the girls loved you

[@scotthamp384]

"Now I know why they shoot people at sunrise. Who wants to live at six in the morning?" That is so classic. And I know how he feels. Anytime before seven is too early for me

[@randomfrog1196]

Before 6, are you out of your mind? SO much of the morning is wasted by 6! It is much more efficient to waste it away until 9.

[@scotthamp384]

Wise guy

[@NazriB]

Lies again? MF CASH

[@frequentblondie]

Anytime before 9 is too early to me

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

One of my childhood heroes. He taught me how to thumb my nose at authority, be kind to those who need it, be a smartass to those who deserve it, and how to get the ladies.

[@oldsoulone7557]

100%👏👏👏. I'm exactly like Hawkeye in that i'm completely anti-authority. I'll take being being shown how to do somthing, but if somome pulls the whole "you must obey" card, then 9 x10 i'll either be a smartass, or rebel

[@MissRailfan]

As a woman. I loved Hawkeye from 1st episode watching it with my dad in the 90s as a kid. I've seen all episodes at least 100times n it never gets old.

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

@Songs Mirth I know that, Songs old kid. I did say that he was ONE of my childhood heroes; some of them who fell in love and got married. You don't know me, therefore you don't get to judge me. Even then, "Judge not lest ye be judged." Also, to respond to your first sentence, he was a doctor; he knew the importance of being careful.

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

@Krazzy Ah, go and eat some Billy-goats, you troll.

[@genesisknight9948]

Even though I'm more of a BJ, I love Hawkeye way more.

[@andreim.5324]

"I had a dream that i was sleeping and i dreamed it while i was awake". MASH is definitely my favorite TV show ever.

[@genesisknight9948]

Total mood lol

[@DisKorruptd]

"I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"

[@jerryschneider145]

Fantastic, you must be a MASH fan. To be sure I must ask one question: From what high school did Radar graduate from?

[@jerryschneider145]

"Just think of it as a great little noise maker, fire it and scare the hell out of them." "You're a crazier soldier than you are a surgeon."

[@BeeWhistler]

@@jerryschneider145 You remind me of a kid I met in high school back around 1987. He had "Star Trek" on his notebook and I said rather conversationally that I liked it, too. He looked me square in the eye and asked seriously, "What was James Kirk's middle name?" At the time I didn't know it was Tiberius and once he discovered that he paid no further attention to me. It isn't necessary to pass a quiz to prove you like a thing.

[@jerryschneider145]

@@BeeWhistler I got that question from the MASH board game, no test, just fun.

[@ReelMeurik]

@@jerryschneider145 What is the name of Charles Winchester's sister, and what affliction does she have?

[@KMDragonS]

Frank: Pierce you disgust me. Pierce: That's right Frank I discuss you with everyone I know they all think you're disgusting.

[@DrewSavo]

Keegan Seltner Dennis Waterman did a parody of that line in an episode of New Tricks when talking about his interviewing a witness. Sandra: You slept with her, didn’t you. Gerry: Little bit. Sandra: You disgust me. Gerry: We never talked about you at all.

[@mariannepiiksi5317]

😅😅😅😅

[@melanie_elisabeth]

I'm looking for an opportunity in life to say this to someone

[@KMDragonS]

@@melanie_elisabeth believe me so am I

[@genesisknight9948]

@@melanie_elisabeth I'm now doing so as well XD

[@willadeefriesland5107]

I always love the straight faced delivery that Alan Alda is capable of...

[@ekop1778]

2.40 DA NNANANAAAAAAANAAAAN BOP BOP BOP!

[@DrownedInExile]

"It's disgusting that you sleep in your underwear!" "Beats sleeping in *yours* Frank."

[@oddballtv712]

One day I will amount to that level of smartassery

[@GeorgieChaos]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can give up on entirely.

[@BrowncoatInABox]

ahh me too

[@JoshAkersFilms]

Oddball TV that’s quite the battle you’ll be facing

[@lostintime8651]

Oddball... you just need better writers.

[@RogbodgeVideo]

Oddball, That's more than I will!

[@georgerogers2120]

Hawkeye is such a big influence on who I am now. This show was amazing.

[@red1387]

Hawkeye is smoother than butter. 😍 Take notes gentlemen.

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

He's the one who taught me everything I know.

[@ilttpvvm]

Insanity in the service of mental health--what I call the Hawkeye Pierce philosophy of life.

[@lucinavonnolaran8728]

But I thought butter was a lubricant, not smooth-

[@Mockingjay1764]

@@lucinavonnolaran8728 but easy to spread

[@racciacrack7579]

My heart broke at the final episode.

[@ashleyjustice3008]

Yeah, I can't watch the final episode ever again. I cried the first and only time.

[@robdykes3659]

All of our hearts broke

[@Flyonthewall89]

It was a tear jerker. And still is

[@valerietaylor9615]

I was disappointed that Col. Flagg wasn’t in the series finale.

[@zachary4670]

Love this show. I’m indebted to Hawk for my sense of humor. My wife’s family always gets a kick out of the wordplay I use, and it’s all from this show.

[@PhilMante]

"Do all the nurses fall in love with you?" "Only the ones with taste." "Do you think I have any?" "I dunno let me taste you." Hawkeye is the man to learn from when talking to women.

[@genesisknight9948]

Yeah....as a fellow woman, if someone said to me 'let me taste you.' they would get a slap in the face.

[@PhilMante]

@@genesisknight9948 Also helps that women find the guy attractive. Try that line as a fat ugly guy.

[@koda2002]

Yea,,, as q fellow woman, if anyone said that to me, I'd kiss em too

[@d_man_beats]

LOL

[@dasilvadouglas1462]

Hawkeye and Trapper were my favorites. Such chemistry. I have antenna tv so I get to watch them weekly fo free!

[@thewillofabeast9079]

1:50 Idk why but there’s something about Potter being serious telling Pierce to “Fire that weapon!” and Pierce makes another joke saying to the gun “You’re fired.” And that tone that Potter says “That was an order, Pierce.” He just sounded so resigned and confused at the same time. Idk why but I found it funny

[@Roamer-yf1eu]

Part of the reason Potter sounds so resigned in that clip is that he and Pierce were drunk at the time.

[@vestspet4242]

His laugh was the most infectious laugh I've ever heard on television.

[@valerietaylor9615]

He cackled better than Kamala.

[@michaelnaretto3409]

"Cato, sound retreat!" That whole skit is hilarious. I don't know how anyone kept a straight face...

[@valerietaylor9615]

That was one of the most hilarious M*A*S*H moments. I still crack up every time I see it.

[@blockmasterscott]

BJ was hilarious as an MP. Had me laughing. 😂😂😂

[@Zagoreni02A]

"Let's have a Major skirmish!" ahahahahha, oh i love MASH, even now all this decades later, that show is not getting old!

[@not.supermario]

Never knew Alan Alda is a veteran of the United States Army Reserve and served in Korea. Like Jamie Farr, US Army and Mike Farrell, US Marines.

[@FitzFarseer96]

Wayne Rogers and McLean Stevenson were in the Navy

[@johncitizen3927]

and anti-gun, why did he join ANYTHING ???

[@SomeYouTubeGuy]

@Michael Neely I'd still kiss her. Don't care about her politics

[@logangagnepain7154]

@Michael Neely the entire show was left wing, don't pick and choose who you bash. You realize that Alan Alda is a staunch feminist along with the majority of the cast!

[@lilithdecker6156]

Probably got a lot of his material from his time in the army.

[@vccstudents]

We all need to be a little like Hawkeye! How could you leave out "Adam's Ribs?" "We want something else!"

[@ragingbull154]

He forgot the Cole Slaw.........how can you forget Cole Slaw?!?!?!

[@geoffwilliams4478]

Draftees of the world, UNITE!, You have nothing to lose but your cookies!

[@valerietaylor9615]

Supply sergeant, at Kimpo: “ You sent all the way to Chicago, and no coleslaw?” Hawkeye: “ Forgive us, we’re draftees.”

[@mozamr]

"Watch out everybody I shoot to drown"

[@Irishflyboy255]

Between Hawkeye and Yakko Warner it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.

[@Legba85]

Irishflyboy255............ so you turned out ok then. 👍

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

Same here.

[@ilttpvvm]

God bless you, son.

[@realBaronFletcher]

👍👍👍

[@kevinwise1997]

Boy ain't that the truth for many of us

[@edwardjohnson8933]

Can’t even imagine how many times I seen the same episodes and still I watch it again and again...!

[@valerietaylor9615]

Same here.

[@GirlWithAnOpinion]

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!"

[@ragingbull154]

That came from one of the best episodes...."Adam's Ribs." Funny as hell.

[@Slopmaster]

“Sorry warden, I broke under the pressure”

[@stetsonherrick8090]

"I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow Gills!" "I've eaten so much Liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in Bacon and Onions!"

[@bigchungus8136]

This is one of my favorite episodes.

[@geoffwilliams4478]

"We want something else!" x 15 "Draftees of the world UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR COOKIES!"

[@Okiedog1]

Never without a come back. Hawkeye Pierce is a true original.

[@MacGyverGirl]

And he never misses a beat to make the comeback either! 😂

[@lukeborst2751]

I’m 17 and I love this show, it’s great

[@inyoface5456]

Dude im 14 i cant live without it

[@joelchatterton8065]

You give me hope for the future generation. I salute you.

[@carredskinner7944]

Psht 14 TRY 12

[@aj3751]

Bad news my guy, but they took it off Netflix :(

[@maggieeidel1237]

Anthony George it’s on Hulu though, also if you google “dailymotion” and the episode, they have all of them free

[@aaronlogdahl1798]

My dad always reminded me of Hawkeye Pierce. Funny as hell, full of witty sayings and an all around good guy. Love u Dad!!!

[@jaykat98]

*SWILL* gin? Sir, I have sipped, lapped, and taken gin intravenously, but I have never *SWILLED* !

[@tricia5792]

Try gargling gin to the national anthem, it's funny as hell 🤣!

[@renthesunbreaker6778]

My grandfather showed me mash when i was 7, and i instantly fell in love with the show, at first i loved it bc of the pranks and jokes, but as i got older and more mature, i came to appreciate how hawkeye and the crew had their more rouching moments, my favorite one was how charles defended private palmer, the kid who had a studdering problem and was called a dumby for it, and gave him his copy of moby dick, and then you realized it was personal for charles because when he listens to his sisters recorded message to him, she had a studder as well, it was one of my personal mash moments that were serious

[@motherstation]

My favorite Hawkeye joke ever was when Frank was so mad at him he just stuttered, "why, you... you... you..." and Hawkeye bellowed back, "How DAAAAAAARE you call me a you you!!"

[@WobblesandBean]

I don't care who you are, if that party kazoo at 0:40 doesn't make you laugh, you're not human 😂

[@jediskunk67]

“I said fire that weapon!” “Alright, you’re fired!” LOL

[@billycausgrove9657]

"Did it as gently as I could"

[@falcore91]

The Hawkeye gun scene is worth watching in its entirety.

[@geoffwilliams4478]

3:23 Very first thing I LITERALLY did when I initially moved out on my own 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blockmasterscott]

That's hilarious, I love it! 👍

[@rizahawkeyepierce1380]

I wonder if Hawkeye's line is responsible for the exchange from Hamilton: Angelica: Burr, you disgust me. Burr: Ah, so you've discussed me. I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me.

[@sydneymarshall3204]

Love this show. Grew up watching it with my dad (I especially remember watching in like kindergarten through 4th/5th grade.) Holds such a close spot in my heart 💚💚

[@JoeCarter-el2ns]

Love the “ Kato sound retreat “ as hunnicut blows the party favor

[@no34ever]

There will never be another character like Hawkeye

[@KMDragonS]

Not even the marvel one with the same name

[@stevebonafede2777]

One of the best shows ever...great writing and great cast

[@conniekreese7165]

“A librarian and I are having an obscene correspondence ...we’re up to the letter C-Hawkeye

[@smokeythebandit1889]

'Kato, sound retreat!' 0:40

[@naevisparx9699]

the most hilarious thing about the general scene was loretta trying not to crack up, she's so cute ❤

[@moarschtuff9233]

'Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour!" I'm using that one.

[@wintersnow4413]

Can we all just agree that Hawkeye pouring beer on Rice Krispies was way ahead of its time?

[@lostintime8651]

I watch an episode or two just before bed. I've seen them so many times I don't need to look at the screen. I can see it with my eyes closed.

[@blockmasterscott]

I loved him telling the girls to stop the bar fight! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ninaa4192]

I've always had a massive crush on Hawkeye.

[@sherryhannah9262]

Nina a me too

[@claudetteshull6042]

Mash is my favorite show

[@jeniferclemente1252]

“Snap, Crackle, and Burp” 😆 He always had the best lines 😆

[@Sologamermayt]

My dad, a korea and vietnam vet, for all of hawkeyes flippant, hilarious humor, my dad absolutely admired pierce for his dedication to his craft. My dad spoke nothing but praise for Mash units. This show helped us bond.

[@thelastgreataudit8112]

I like the inference that Hawkeye was a grunt in WW2 (the timeline *just* about lines up and it's much more a nickname for a DM than a surgeon) and that's the reason for his aversion to war and his contempt for brass.

[@maryshoemaker1334]

One of my all time favorite shows right here 🤣💟😍 thanks for sharing 💙🤗😘

[@jamesklatt]

For he was such a jolly good fellow. Pierce: I was too young to die.

[@kilroy8989]

Left out when he entered opst op in a tux and a set of flippers.

[@nerdymmermaid]

Why is this only four and a half minutes long?

[@FactBuffet]

Alan Alda won 5 Emmys and 6 Golden Globes for his work on "M*A*S*H"

[@valerietaylor9615]

He certainly deserved them.

[@josemoreno3334]

Thank You For Your Service. And making everyone laugh.

[@pat-9169]

i always loved major charles' attitude lol and i love the chemistry between hawkeye and margaret

[@magnolia7212]

This is why Hawkeye is my favorite character!

[@ashleyjustice3008]

Hawkeye was definitely my favorite character. I also thought Alan Alda was a very handsome man when he was younger-it's one of the minor reasons I got into this show!!

[@sherryhannah498]

Ashley Justice who was more handsome Alan or his dad Robert???????!!!!!.....I love Hawkeye and I hope you will reply to this

[@valerietaylor9615]

I was always torn between Charles and Hawkeye. I liked them both I in different ways.

[@AnneHayden-e6l]

Alan was more handsome than his dad I was lucky my husband looked a lot like Hawkeye when he was in mash so so handsome and Scottish ❤

[@miramares2915]

Hawkeye Pierce je už od 12 let moje nejoblíbenější seriálová postava! Pro Alana Aldu to byla výhra a byl naprosto skvělý👍

[@GuilynSlothbear]

🎶 Anchors away my boy! Anchors away! *squeezes rubber ducky 3 times* I got my brand new tub, and now I'm on my way. *squeezes rubber ducky 3 times*🎶

[@blockmasterscott]

If you’re gonna sing, sing underwater!

[@Bmg009]

Little known fact about radar, he has a deformed left hand that he keeps covered up as much as possible, you can sometimes catch a quick glimpse of his very tiny fingers. He’s always holding a clipboard or something. Hand in pocket etc.. I love him so much and he’s one of the best drummers to live!

[@jarrythskeen8336]

Rest in peace, Hawkeye

[@jennifergreen6510]

You do realize that he's not dead, right?

[@APOCALYPSE_X-MEN]

@@jennifergreen6510 I think he means Donald Sutherland, who played Hawkeye in the 1970 movie.

[@undertow619]

"Shooting is too good for him! Lock him in the kitchen!" When the food at your camp is so bad that being where it's made is a punishment.

[@mrdrone4253]

Cut the music. It's hard to hear the comedy

[@edwardverlander7681]

My god I agree ..so damn annoying

[@foggy_meadow8316]

My beautiful grandmother of 76 passed away while they were watching an episode of MASH at 730 at night, my grandfather asked her if she wanted a cup of tea and she looked up at him with almost a glow to her .was so beautiful (that's what he told me he was thinking) they were watching every night ... while he was out in the kitchen making her a cup of tea (on my moms, their daughters birthday was this same day..., she passed away in 2003 at age 36 from heart attack) and he heard her say his name very gently. , He went around the corner to the living room to see what she wanted and she was already gone just like that. Her Hands still warm as he held them, 58 yr marriage. She also passed away from heart attack.

[@valerietaylor9615]

I’m glad she was able to die while doing something she liked. I’d like to die laughing, myself.

[@foggy_meadow8316]

@@valerietaylor9615 she always prayed that she'd croak in her own home peacefully, she definitely got what she prayed for. I hope you go out laughing, I can relate to this because laughing is also my favorite and I try to find humor in everything.

[@fred6059]

I am so in love with this man.

[@TheRookiecop1]

I think without this show I probably wouldn't have survived 2020.

[@hubris_ssb]

Mash is my favorite retro show

[@MelloGee33]

Alda's Hawkeye Pierce character is abundant with Groucho Marx-isms.

[@Umbrum_Silvermoon]

Anyone notice how Pierce called Frank a Captain and he thanked him XD

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

just saw this episode tonight--he was calling another person Captain. Frank thanked him for the "compliment"

[@stevensines7026]

The music overlay is probs a way to avoid copyright issues, so you'll just have to live with it.

[@tegwenhafparry7488]

Hawkeye to run the entire world please!

[@SwordVirtue]

Which episode was Hawkeye playing General?

[@coreyduprest1384]

Hot Lips is Back in Town

[@samanthamanley4624]

Hawkeye is a hoot

[@valerietaylor9615]

General Lyle Dummkopf.

[@sarahmoit7572]

Love Mash if your down watch it always good for a laugh

[@TobyKeithfan92]

Hawkeye is my favorite and he funny

[@stevenm3823]

Imagine this....the final episode of MASH....Hawkeye hugs BJ...gets on the chopper....we see the big "GOODBYE" BJ made out of the rocks.....the chopper lifts off....Hawkeye leans back in relief that the war is over and he can finally go home....then....words come across the screen seconds later saying "Hawkeye was killed when his chopper crashed 15 minutes later".....can you imagine the national shock/outrage/sadness that would have resulted to end the show that way?....what would people have done in reaction afterward in that pre social media age???

[@cherryred1732]

Enjoyed that programme. Really liked all the banter and flack . 😂😅

[@nassermj7671]

Once Hawk & Eastwood are gone, I'll be lost not knowing what I am looking for.

[@AnneHayden-e6l]

Me too i always watch before i go to sleep ❤

[@shaner743]

The clip isn’t here but always have liked the line from Hawkeye when MacArthur comes to visit and there all getting briefed on his arrival. He stands up toward the end... “Then it’s a agreed, will do a hysterectomy on Dr. Burns. “ That sequence always makes me laugh.

[@timmyrushing9663]

There is no way everything and I mean EVERYTHING he would say on show was scripted Alan Alda is an absolute legend 🗣️

[@grafenr.3405]

I'm a big fan of mash. It's a awesome show.

[@ragingbull154]

Maybe the greatest TV character of all time.

[@ramennoodz2155]

I love this man so much I would literally die for him please help

[@robbiesmith1381]

Alan Alda isn't known to be the most liked person in real life, though that's just what I've heard and seen on social media (I've never met him myself). Still, many people contend that he will not give autographs, and he can be rather snobbish at times in the real world. Once again, I've never met him, but merely repeating what others have posted about him on social media.

[@ramennoodz2155]

@@robbiesmith1381 that’s weird bc I heard the opposite, that he’s really nice

[@sherryhannah9262]

@@robbiesmith1381 he a nice guy

[@lieutenantnitewolf3337]

I love this show

[@davemillet4160]

"It's disgusting that you sleep in your underwear!" "Beats sleeping in yours."😂

[@billycausgrove9657]

Classic response to a hater 😂

[@partlyironic]

I love having a crush on a character from the 70s tv show MASH

[@TNbear0126]

I watched, and loved, this show as a kid in the 70's. I'm sure a lot of it went over my head, especially any serious, dramatic moments. But when it started playing in syndication in my teens, I really glommed on to it and grew to love it. To this day, Alda's voice is one of my favorite sounds. How can you not like the man? It was a good show, some episodes far better than others. But that's the case with any TV show, drama, comedy or otherwise. It had more wins than most. The consistency was there. I never watched any of the post-Korea spinoffs (Aftermath or Trapper John, MD)...the regular show was enough.

[@blue387]

I aspire to reach this level of snarkiness and sarcasm

[@LoyalLove3]

You know what I realized, in this mash series. They let their actors age gracefully. Over the years Alan Alda collected his share of silver locks. You dont get that anymore, remember sitcoms luke Buffy vampire characters, Friends stars…they dye their hair keep them in their 20s as long as possible!

[@jennifergreen6510]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't a sitcom. Also, the human characters in the series were supposed to be young and then there's the whole issue of vampires never aging so obviously actors playing them would have to have things done in order to look the same.

[@kizunadragon9]

you want to learn how to be the charming smartass, study Hawkeye

[@MrDylanBrewster]

Damn I love Alan Alda

[@1223steffen]

Wish Alan Alda acted this way in the finale

[@blockmasterscott]

You and me both!

[@edelocallaghan6143]

Hawkeye is such a silly character but i love him for his sensitive dide

[@jerryschneider145]

Who did it? Captain Tuttle.

[@annainspain5176]

He had no control at all.

[@blockmasterscott]

His auburn hair.

[@PZtv-pb2yn]

He forgot to take his parachute though

[@deathbykonami5487]

R.I.P. Captain Tuttle, you were the pride of the US Army

[@ragingbull154]

Captain Tuttle went to medical school in Berlin. Can't pronounce or spell the name. Lol!!!