The best of Hignfy series 48

[@DennisMoore664]

Ah 2014 - just a few year ago but what a world away from today. Good luck to us all - be excellent to each other and stay healthy, my friends.

[@simonvanderheijden432]

Wylde stallions rule!!!

[@mr_b_hhc]

OK I will remember Bill and Ted's advice and ensure I do not get any health issues. Perhaps crass comments are a waste of 1s and 0s?

[@DennisMoore664]

@@mr_b_hhc Dude...what?

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

My Sundays wouldn't be Sunday without this. I don't want it to end! Greetings from British Columbia, Canada!

[@tophatghost]

Greetings Canada from the UK! (From someone who really wants to move to Canadaaaa!)

[@airsculpture]

Greetings BC a from NB

[@mariacarter6954]

Same, here in UK 😄

[@mariacarter6954]

@@airsculpture NB?...Northen Belfast ?

[@airsculpture]

Maria Carter New Brunswick, Canada

[@hannahjordan9833]

8am Monday morning is HIGNFY time. Hello from Perth, Australia!

[@videosfromelsewhere926]

Hello from Nashville, Tennessee!

[@AICabal]

Hope your mask is on, or you'll get tackled to the ground and be forced to wear one!

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

Melbourne here, G'day all.

[@DeadlyPants123]

From Perth too!

[@The.Intruder]

I checked and rechecked, it definitely is not my birthday today. Thanks for the upload though, much obliged Sir. 👍

[@scotsman242424]

Always look forward to these. cheers👌🏻

[@ruby.-aaa]

Thank you! What a great surprise after going back to normal life

[@sn4rff]

the best thing about mondays - thanks for this.

[@applejuice5272]

3:05 "Gary Cheeseman got his name because... His mum gave him - you know the cheese slice? - gave him those because she thought it was good for his spots. He had a big head. Sniper's Dream, they called him."

[@Padraigp]

Best wilty guest ever. The fucking egg in the bath. Probably the times i have laughed hardest at tv was when he was on wilty...never gets old.

[@kallisto9166]

All hail the uploader!

[@exessex3522]

Agree. [I did wonder though why he/she writes 'broadcasted' (sounds wrong) and not 'broadcast'' (sounds right)? Wiktionary: "The past of broadcast is either broadcast or broadcasted. Both are in use, but broadcast is much more common. Google Books search gives 326,000 results for "was broadcast", vs. 12,900 for "was broadcasted" = 25 to 1 in favour of 'broadcast'.]

[@friedachingford2977]

@@exessex3522 wtf are you on about

[@tarync6539]

"Hes got a personalised number plate. That shows the sort of chap he is!"

[@GMss101]

Just like his own boss! 😅

[@AlsatiaZevo]

I love Paul doing the Jimmy Stewart / Marlon Brando improv and then saying "What the fuck am I doing?" 😂 Hilarious and very relatable

[@jonathaneffemey4892]

Thanks for posting

[@plymouthdan7677]

Brilliant end to the weekend

[@DrewSavo]

6:37 The reason there was a second number plate reading BE11 END is because they were going to attach non-legal plates to the cars for their game of football with rude word jokes on about the trio.

[@DeanMoxley87]

True

[@RIXRADvidz]

515pm local time, a little Tea Time Telly here on Youtey. Thx str1tsa !!

[@simonmathoulin4780]

Where you from?

[@hughanthony9500]

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the times Paul has made a stupid joke about a news story which turned out to be correct.

[@simonmathoulin4780]

Why cant Victoria coren host every show.... love that woman!!

[@alexkrycek3359]

Cracking pair on her

[@kev_balls]

@@goldennagefilms he's not wrong though 😉😜

[@TheGamingAKM]

We like her for her wit and intellect. Not her breasts.

[@slowmo9642]

Could not agree more

[@GenericGooner]

Then we would be denied such one off shows such as when Brian blessed hosted or Tom Baker…

[@jaffaxl]

Brilliant 👏 may everyday be your birthday 🎂

[@olia6876]

The Peter Bone bit aged well 💀

[@james_baker]

It's still funny, even if you don't see it on Sunday.

[@markfox7764]

Thanks

[@giftheck]

1:26 Cameron: Alright, I won't give up the day job Ian Hislop: He might! 2016: he did

[@screamingskull1860]

Not exactly. David Cameron's resignation announcement came in 2016; to be more precise, 24 June 2016

[@SuzetteGrist]

The curly toys in China brill!!! 😂

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

How many times have they trotted out that picture of Ian in a Boy Scout hat?

[@deepzepp4176]

How many times have they trotted out most of these jokes. Hislop in the hat. Hislop knows something about pop culture, cue Mertons unfunny “shocked reaction”. Host and panelist’s “spontaneously” plugging their books. Same old Prescott gags. And Mertons tiresome “is it a dolphin in a bath tub?” type gags.

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

@@deepzepp4176 Well you must be able to answer the question yourself. You're up to Series 48 in your systematic exploration of a programme you detest.

[@deepzepp4176]

@@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods And you know that I’m on a “systemic exploration” of a programme I detest? You know that how, exactly?

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

@@deepzepp4176 Dude, I'm joking - about the fact that you're bothering to click on and then comment (twice now) on a series you don't even like, for some obscure reason.

[@deepzepp4176]

@@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Whats with the passive aggressive comments? I do like HIGNFY. I was agreeing with you that a lot of the jokes have become stale and dull.

[@NxDoyle]

The standfirst for the BBC online story about penguins and seals says: "Fur seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour. Specifically, trying to have sex with penguins" I like the word "caught". Like they were teenagers in the back of a fogged up car at Inspiration Point.

[@Renegade2786]

PS: People shouldn't go to jail for trolling. They should be put in hospital as a patient in the intensive care unit for trolling.

[@pashaj92]

What's the ginger haired host called in series 48 ep 5

[@XxPyr0]

Damian Lewis

[@DuchessCecelia72]

The lamb chop went up in a balloon, it didn’t go through the atmosphere so it wouldn’t have burned up at all, it would just of fallen back to earth but would probably have been found and eaten by a fox!

[@chubsfly]

No James baker yet

[@sgtmajvimy]

More andy Hamilton is a good thing 😁🧐🥃😷

[@op8288]

41:33 I should point out that Paul is wrong here. The chop isn't going fast enough to burn up on reentry, in the same way that Felix Baumgartner didn't burn up either. When an object goes through the air quickly, the object pushes the air out of the way. If the air can't move fast enough, it builds up in front of the object. At this point, new air coming in flows around this pocket of built up air, trapping it in place. This is called ram pressure. Flat surfaces have very large pockets, and if the object is pointy enough, like the nose of Concorde, then no air builds up at all. When air builds up, there's more matter in a smaller space than before, the air bumps into itself, turning speed/momentum into heat. This is the cause of the heating: extreme heat caused by extreme pressure caused by extreme speeds. About mach 2, which is 2500 km/h at sea level. Baumgartner and the chop are only going at around 1000km/h, probably less for the chop. As the atmosphere thickens closer to the ground, this speed will reduce to half before the parachute opens. So no, the chop wouldn't burn up in atmosphere. Sorry Paul. Ps: xkcd did the same calculation on his website's what if section

[@jamesmacdonald1116]

'I did consider the Liberal Democrats' 'Well someone has to'

[@snoodles1234]

Butch Otter was married to a lady called Gay Simplot

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

Who's Lord Fry?

[@julstereg1471]

Emmental must have put him in the coma ⚰🚬⚰🚬⚰🔮

[@stjimmy1642]

BANTER ha ha quality

[@reconbravo104]

William Hardcastle

[@Bucketheadhead]

Str1tsa for PM!

[@jestermoon]

Take A Moment I have always asked questions and then get lucky students to do all of the work. I am one of those students, E= Mc squared And all that. No god's required Stay Silly Stay Safe and Free 🎉 26:20 😂 Genius 26:39 🎉 I just wet myself 😂 27:38 😅

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view!" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?" kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoCyZZ-oicifhLs

[@wobwobrob]

The Ukraine shit. Holy fuck.

[@Kate-lk6tw]

Wow. Ian bottoming out on breast feeding. I guess they had wet nurses when Pitt the Younger was peckish

[@sockington1]

34.30 - loony

[@janetpurdey9219]

Lomé Lino family

[@shanefoy3720]

Love Jennifer Saunders like, she would be my choice for full time host like 😂

[@Renegade2786]

16:02 - 16:09 Black men, avoid dating Becky.

[@henrygingold6549]

*LEEDLE*

[@Maz-zb9uf]

4;45 😂😂😂

[@martinjones5965]

36m22s get out of Ukraine ...

[@rossmurray6849]

That woman at 34:20 could be a Page 3-and-4 Girl.

[@thefuzz1172]

well, someone is earning a fortune out of this, there are more adverts than the Exchange and Mart!

[@willoneill3310]

not happy with adverts pay for premium.

[@thefuzz1172]

@@willoneill3310 is that your considered opinion? I guess you must be part of the greed culture then.

[@thefuzz1172]

@Aisling Murphy They have put a lot of work in, at my expense, so watching all these crappy adverts is not essential. My TV licence fee goes towards paying for these programs, so maybe you should rethink your statement? A few adverts are acceptable, but this is just profiteering on behalf of the uploader.

[@desireelouw3961]

Premium!

[@markirvin2809]

Then get yourself an ad blocker, you blonk.

[@mickmickymick6927]

Not sure what Caroline Lucas is wearing, but it´s not a poppy, well done to her.

[@SuzetteGrist]

That is disgraceful comment!😮

[@andrewmaclaren7415]

W

[@peteglanton9259]

Clegg and Milliband in their feminist t shirts 😁 so embarrassing.

[@Kate-lk6tw]

To whom?

[@XENONEOMORPH1979]

i believe ian hislop can take his private eye and himself to the eu.

[@chezceleste]

Ian Hislop is just fantastic...one of the best things about Britain...and Private Eye is the best newspaper in Britain and maybe the world.

[@XENONEOMORPH1979]

@@chezceleste when he spoke of brexit he said we should not have had a referendum now i understand that he preferred to stay with the eu but we were given a choice he spent his part of life in hong kong he should know better.

[@chezceleste]

@@XENONEOMORPH1979 And Brexit is the biggest disaster for the British people and the the most stupid self-inflicted injury to Britain's place in the world...Singapore on Thames.

[@deepzepp4176]

@@chezceleste Yeah, Ian Hislop, the anti-establishment, go getting, hard hitting journalist who dances and sings with Peter Mandelson and other MPs at “parties”. Real uncompromising journalist.

[@chezceleste]

@@deepzepp4176 He's a lot more incisive and influential than you, you disgruntled keyboard warrior you, nevertheless finding time to watch 8-year old episodes of HIGNFY. I never understand people watching things they don't like instead of things they do like...seems a bit sad...no, a lot sad....saddos.

[@Yankee7000]

Sometimes just sometimes this anti politician diatribe gets tedious. It just seems that this is a venting exercise because once the program and others are over every participant is back to behaving like sheeple... Just sometimes.....😀

[@FreemonSandlewould]

Why don't you have Nigel Farage on. He's funnier than all these people put together.

[@Kate-lk6tw]

They have had him on, but people who don’t know the joke’s on them are a bit sad.

[@decodolly1535]

Why don't you know the uploader does not actually produce the programme so has no control over booking the guests.

[@MrKhushrenada]

I used to love this show so much until they started to do the anti Russia propaganda, I really thought they were better than that.

[@chezceleste]

And what do you think now as Russia murders thousands of its neighbours and talks up nuclear armageddon?

[@galesito1733]

This comment has aged badly.

[@MrKhushrenada]

@@galesito1733 Why, anti Russia propaganda is stronger than ever. Everyone pretending as if the war started little over a month ago and not 8 years ago when they installed a puppet government and killed over 14.000 people in Donbass and Luhansk. Nobody cared what happened than but now that Russia legitimately is going after the Azov, C14 and other nazi's wich the west did documentaries on for years but apparently aren't nazi's anymore now that it doesn't fit the narrative.

[@Kate-lk6tw]

What? Reporting the news of Putin’s megalomania and Russia’s aggression? What coolaid have you drunk?

[@jackparry6983]

paul is wrong