The Best of HK-47 (KOTOR II: TSL)

This is the sequel to my popular "Best of HK-47" videos. I spent many hours to give you more quotes and more laughs that will last much longer than the last version. This one focuses on HK-47's funniest in the second KOTOR game.

[@UruFan4]

HK-47 makes turning to the dark side SO much fun.

[@АнатолийАнатолий-п1д]

HK-47 _turns_ people to the dark side.

[@Frank_144]

HK-47 IS the dark side

[@scpadministrator5944]

The dark dark side *IS* HK-47

[@TomoMomoDomo]

Seeing as how Revan created this droid, I just want to say that I love Revan's sense of humor.

[@scurtus1885]

Momo Domo actually this is tge assasi. droid from Kotor 1. which you buy on tantooine.

[@TomoMomoDomo]

Samuel Gentz I'm aware of this. After you rediscover your identity as Revan, his memory core unlocks and you get all these funny stories about how Revan created him and how he kept the "meatbag" reference in because he thought it was hilarious (Malak was the original meatbag) xD

[@AnakinSkywakka]

As someone else said, hk makes turning to the darkside fun!

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Not necessarily. Droids that go years without memory wipes end up developing personalities. He may have started like the HK-50s and then just developed from there.

[@ArbiterBrick]

DavidtheWavid hope. It said that Revan told HK to call Malak a meat bag.

[@Maniac742]

"We must always think of the children." Best HK-47 line ever

[@Xanderlorian]

I was listening to this while driving and suddenly it got really dark lmfao

[@Forcedminer]

As a meatbag would say, "I have a bad feeling about this." that wins my vote for best quote. :P

[@caboose012]

I'm sticking with "Love".

[@PhantomRedKnight]

Atton Rand and Han Solo the biggest meatbags in the galaxy after Malak of course.

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@PhantomRedKnight nothing trumps the original meatbag

[@WillieManga]

Observation: They actually got Jennifer Hale to play as HK47's interpretation of Bastilla? In context, it's hysterical, but behind the scenes, just imagine what she must have thought after she recorded that line. Must have been fun.

[@PhantomRedKnight]

HK-47 I did not give you permission to record me and my wife doing stuff. That being said, how did I do?

[@carbruck7395]

WillieManga i mean her and carths va had already been doing lines for their cameos in the game

[@Speedster___]

What’s the timestamp

[@ShadyOakMinistries]

@@Speedster___ 3:44

[@WillieManga]

@@carbruck7395 Indeed, but for some reason I can't help but laugh about how HK interprets them.

[@KogesKoges123]

It's funny how HK knew about Bastila and Revan. That part got me when I first played KOTOR 2

[@Spectacular_Insanity]

Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" BEST. LINE. EVER.

[@CALISUPERSPORT]

His response was even better, lmao

[@MedicJigglypuff]

0:50 Observation: This is a *GREAT* opportunity for slaughter! ~Registeel 2019

[@MedicJigglypuff]

Revolting

[@dmann5938]

I choose to believe that Arceus won

[@luke93__]

Regice while groudon is destroying the earth: “I’m fine.”

[@tekanupe1306]

Ba Kababa Ababakadaba

[@CBRN-115]

So much men of culture in this comment section

[@Morec0]

7:51 HK predicted his presentation in The Old Republic...

[@rcslyman8929]

What an absolute waste of a character.

[@Raikeran]

oof

[@repaate]

This guy needs his own game LOL!

[@derp5508]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS THE SAME THING :D

[@hawkshoty12345678933]

compliment: thank you.

[@joimumu]

I would buy that game.

[@АнатолийАнатолий-п1д]

"Meatbags: Shhh, this is highly illegal".

[@davidpinto-ricardo3081]

Proud Answer: I would gladly embrace the idea of having my own game without hesitation

[@calebkopp7636]

“Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds...”

[@egeorgiades93]

Caleb Kopp Exile: That is the best interpretation I have ever heard!

[@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941]

How can anyone say something so bravely ridiculous yet relevant at the same time? By being HK-47 of course!

[@marcelo55869]

8:30

[@calebkopp7636]

"Statement: Sometimes, master, it is difficult for meatbags to step back and gain some perspective on death and its importance in their insignificant lives." Next Scene: "I respect all life. All life is connected and should be nurtured."

[@scottsmith1806]

Seriously, HK-47 needs either his own game, or movie. Better yet, BOTH! "Damnit Master, I'm an assassination droid, NOT a dictionary!" Ah HK... Where can I buy you?

[@thejamman4070]

A shitty droid shop in Tatooine.

[@holygrad1]

I love this Star Trek reference!

[@ufukcangencoglu2279]

I think he was actually supposed to appear in the Aftermath novel,but was removed.

[@FocusReborn44]

How much better would the Star Wars prequels had been if we had characters like HK?

[@PrinceOfAltea]

+FocusReborn They might actually approach the originals if that was the case.

[@cannonfodder8907]

+FocusReborn maybe...but only if hk-147 killed jar jar

[@boyssouls5689]

I'd take a movie involving this crazy synthetic SOB blowing shit up over any of that recycled Disney trash that we're forced to endure.

[@VORP125]

disney and other companies don't have nearly enough balls for characters like this.

[@julianG1212]

CannonFodder observation: instead of meatbags like jar jar binks, why not Rey or any of the Disney Star Wars meatbags.

[@theluckyace]

' Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. ' Okayyyyy then...

[@dakotavanleer3859]

"Not many meatbags could make such a shot."

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen3648]

"And strangely enough, not many would derive love from it. But for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your scope, and together: acheiving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

[@marcelo55869]

8:30

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Rogue One's HK-Lite was a step in the right direction, but I'm bitter he called no one meatbag. BRING HK47 TO THE BIG SCREEN!

[@boyssouls5689]

Stone Cold Stipe K-2S0 will probably be the closest thing we get to a unique droid character, seeing as though the "brilliant" minds at Disney rather not have movie that aren't copy and paste action flicks with no depth or sense of originality. *Sigh* One can hope though, but what hope is there?

[@ufukcangencoglu2279]

We got 0-0-0 and BT-1 in the Vader comics. 1 of them is a complete torture droid while the other is a murder-bot.

[@zegreatpumpkinani9161]

There's an Old Republic trilogy coming... probably...

[@conwaysquest6961]

K2SO and more recently IG-11 were fun.

[@MetaFanWing]

In the SW Aftermath trilogy, there’s a heavily modified B1 named Mr. Bones, and at one point (in Empire’s End, I think) he temporarily starts speaking like HK-47, and even calls people meatbags.

[@BlackLegion12621]

0:47 That line has implications if you're playing a female exile

[@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941]

Peter Hanson Dude... Just.... Duuuuuddddeeee

[@CALISUPERSPORT]

@@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941 let's be honest, it's the fate of most long objects owned by women.

[@noahfessenden6478]

@@CALISUPERSPORT My imagination goes to a lightsaber. Oh, curse my masculine-charged behavior core.

[@ReVRanger]

3:44 Oh Master! I love you, but i hate all you stand for! But i think we should go press our slimy mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold! XDDDD I DIED

[@Whoami691]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh Christ, HK is a legend, were it not for R2 he would be my favourite droid in the SW universe!

[@ReVRanger]

Conclusion: Agree! xD

[@elijahsellers3727]

@@Whoami691 he is mine!

[@PhantomRedKnight]

HK!!!!! How many times have I told you not to spy on me and my wife?!?!

[@rulfus7]

you can really tell that they let the voice actor off the leash compared to the first game, HK sounds a lot more vivid (and the writing is honestly better too)

[@Whoami691]

"Query: What is it you wish, fat one?" Haha! Never fails to make me laugh!

[@ApsalusSigma]

What I got from that is that HK-47 isn't inherently evil, he just knows and embraces his purpose in life: which is "to burn holes in organic meatbags". Overall HK-47 is a fun, intelligent character that wants to be as helpful as he can in the way he was built to do, Assassination.

[@HolyknightVader999]

7:45 Oh, boy, would Starkiller understand......

[@brandonking3976]

Did I...did I finally find someone who actauuly understands that (other than the aberrant clones of course) that there is only one Galen Marek?!

[@HolyknightVader999]

Emperor Palkatine There's two, at least.

[@brandonking3976]

+HolyknightVader999 Oh apparently I was wrong. Anyway the I say that there is only one is because whole Vader says he's a clone literally every bit of evidence points in the direction that he isn't a clone.

[@CelioHogane]

+Emperor Palkatine well there is at least one evil perfect clone.

[@brandonking3976]

Celio Hogane the light ending is always the canonical ending though. So the evil clone doesn't really exist.

[@nevilo1]

And of course, they refer to meatbags as "organics." Unacceptable. HK-47

[@valonquar1]

My favorite line from HK-47 is after doing something particularly cruel and him asking I was sure I wasn't part droid,

[@shadowsteed15]

Oh I would so love having my own personal HK robot... :D

[@JacenVampyr]

shadowsteed15 me too

[@rigbyfrost7188]

shadowsteed15 Query: is there someone that you need killed master?

[@jacobh8650]

"Ohhhh Master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone else ever again!"

[@warzIbanez]

Absolutely distrustful.

[@BasedMamaJames617]

0:50 "Observation: This is a great opportunity for slaughter."

[@PrinceOfAltea]

HK-47's confrontation of the HK-50s in the deleted content (thank God for the TSLRCM) is one of the BEST moments in videogaming history. :D

[@Tahkaullus01]

Can you imagine HK meeting Obi-Wan? The sass duel would threaten to upend the universe!

[@ms38980]

God this character cracks me up...ten years later I’m still laughing. I’d run around with this droid

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

I will never forget HKs definition of love. Such a great help in teaching the ways of affection.

[@realmrlucian]

"Recitation: Once upon a time, organic meatbags bred out of control and filled he galaxy. There are different meatbags across different planets, all bumping into each other. They talk a great deal and threaten each other for various reasons, mostly involving mating, survival, and resources. It is really quite tiresome." HK-47

[@will_sketch]

One of (if not THE) best characters in the KOTOR series. I can play these back all day!

[@Zog26]

You are like a delightful random cruelty generator.........

[@kittenkid2711]

Defiant statement there is nothing you can do to me do your worst. Me in any game with tank classes

[@Ubeogesh]

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. The best.

[@Reysan7]

Bioware employee's must've enjoyed hearing HK-47 making these comments during development.

[@sclark615]

"They refer to meatbags as organics...unacceptable"

[@chuckfinley4258]

“Query: What is it you wish…fat one?” Best line ever

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

7:14 my favorite one

[@tristanmilner9511]

3:21-3:32, that is why I never bought into Cad Bane.

[@warzIbanez]

Filoni is a hack. He shouldn't be anywhere near the license and yet here we are. 2008 was a terrible year for Lucas properties.

[@Seriona1]

I like how the two favorite characters of Star Wars, HK-47 and Boba Fett were very good at hunting Jedi.

[@TheOldMachines]

"This is a great opportunity for slaughter" hahahahaha

[@dren4u]

This is fantastic! Thanks a lot for going through the trouble to make this and upload it. He was definitely my favorite character in KOTOR 2, aside from Kreia.

[@Omega_1998_]

COMMENTARY: This droid makes a lot of mockeries I could learn a lot from him. COMPLIMENT: This droid gives out such unique dialogue,it should be considered remarkable.

[@starsilverinfinity]

0:50 Observation: *This is a great opportunity for slaughter*

[@Valkod23]

It's from an 'upgrade' that you can purchase later in the game. It makes HK-47 a pacifist, pure comedy gold.

[@Hadlyshope]

HK's monologues on his HK-50 duplicates have become a sad prophecy/metaphor for what has happened to Star Wars since the Disney acquisition. They deactivated the awesome old canon and replaced it with a new canon that is comprised of substandard/watered down duplicates of the old stories and characters who have had their personalities "ADJUSTED" so that they're not the same characters anymore. For instance, Thrawn is supposed to be a cool, calculating individual. He is not someone who angrily grabs a subordinate who displays ignorance. Also, Chiss are not supposed to have eyeballs. They couldn't even get that part right. Badly cloned indeed.

[@igorthelight]

New Disney Star Wars are not cannon in my book )))

[@tommygunengineer9184]

@Revan Yo, don't forget Jedi Academy! ;)

[@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941]

EU forever bitches

[@elijahsellers3727]

I agree. What a sad existence. We should terminate them for their own good.

[@elijahsellers3727]

@@igorthelight agreed. The products Disney is pumping out now are called "Celestial Conflicts", to avoid confusion among the new converts.

[@Illidan360]

HK 47: What is my purpose? Revan: You end meatbags. HK 47: Ohh yeah!!!

[@hijo_de_Maria452]

Conclusion: Such pheromone driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitators and make me. wish i could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. 😂😂😂lol

[@bobbob5007]

If you really process what he saying this dude was watching people fucking and was so disgusted he hesitated killing them recording that shit rofl

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

Defiant statement: there is nothing you can do to me! Do your worst...

[@MorganWeazy44]

Hk-47=psycho version of c-3po

[@jerec1267]

Morgan Weazy that's the point

[@Moderocky]

Morgan Weazy There would only be 1 Star Wars film if HK was C3P0

[@ProjectHartstone]

Triple zero is the psycho C-3PO, HK is his own thing

[@extrmegames004]

More like the perfect version of c-3po

[@elijahsellers3727]

The only version worth existing

[@Brainflayer]

Apparently HK-47 survived the Old Republic, through the Clone Wars and even into the time of the Galactic Empire, makes you wonder what he's seen since KOTOR 2. Also imagine a sequel to Star Wars The Clone wars that had HK-47 as one of the protagonists.

[@emeraldkoala2]

He's always canon to me.

[@gamepad3173]

HK-47 is not wrong when it comes to Jedi coming under attack by meatbags using blaster pistols.

[@RolandVonRose]

5:52 sounds like a line from Blackadder...

[@wingedbluj1674]

Registeel: Observation: This is a great opportunity for slaughter.

[@opianista81]

Urdnot Wrex and HK-47 Are the best dark humor characters that joins you in Mass Effect and KOTOR, simply amazing

[@Dev8H24]

0:49 who else came from terminal montage

[@EchoCedric561]

3:24 Most accurate description of me whenever i see everyone watch others shoot a jedi then they shoot as well

[@powderedwiglouis1238]

HARMLESS NON LETHAL QUESTIONS .... I LOVE HK HES SO GREAT

[@dalelash2nd743]

Statement: HK-47 is the best droid ever made. Who can name a droid better then him?

[@Jaxvidstar]

Some came close, like R2D2 in a legend comic and how he devastated a star destroyer looking to retrieve C3P0.

[@thecomfyshirt]

Statement: HK-47 deserves more love from the inferior organic meatbags! “Love” is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...

[@kevinhaby3051]

"Observation: This is a great opportunity for slaughter"

[@Peluceus]

*HK-47, DO YOU DARE TELL xMEx THAT xMYx ETHICS NEED TO BE TREATED AT SOME POINT, YOU OVERSIZED TOASTER*

[@badunc130]

"random cruelty generator" hahaha I love HK. he is the droid of all droids

[@Dargorthverse]

Oh man, Imagine hitman-like game about HK47!

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

PREJUDICE = Set to MAXIMUN

[@digitalunity]

Statement: I experience something approaching joy in my behavior core when I am confronted with this droid. Recitation: When I was younger, my father would play these games, and I have recollections of this droid's humor. Conclusion: I suspect this would be an enjoyable series for me to pick up at some point, if for nothing else than hearing the wonderful words of HK-47.

[@dmann5938]

Holy crap THE LEGENDARY & MYTHICAL POKÉMON BATTLE ROYALE REGISTEEL

[@TheNorthlander]

"And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'." UNACCEPTABLE

[@sejenunu]

this is genius :D HK-47 is the best :D thank you shem for upload :D this is great :D

[@O2Eater]

The Philosophy of HK-47

[@Boxosocks]

Nice collection, You even have some quotes from the ever elusive HK factory. Well played sir.

[@JediShemL]

"Through the Force, things you will see; other places. The future, the past, old friends long gone."

[@JediShemL]

You can't naturally. It's a raw module that Team Gizka is fixing for the TSLRP.

[@colebeaman3734]

HK-47 did you mean ... The sassiest droid alive?

[@coletrain583]

What would HK-47 think of the B1 Battle Droids, he'd probably feel nothing, but contempt for them.

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

HK-47 would not even consider them worth his time, the IG series assassin droid on the other hand would probably piss him off to no end. Unimaginative buckets of bolts who take to killing like someone takes to doing taxes

[@coletrain583]

@@carsoncasmirri3874 Yeah, that is true.

[@TeaWillRock]

I've been having a hard time lately...HK makes me feel better. 14 years later thank you

[@formandalore624]

HK-47 aka the one and only reason I always play darkside in KOTOR 2

[@PhantomRedKnight]

HK-47 the only reason I laugh.

[@Bob-wr4vg]

0:47 registeel

[@dodorichard]

Outstanding, I played through this game some time ago and laughed out loud every time I used or talked to this character. He reminds me of some bitter queens who I used to know.

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Statement: I am made to kill meatbags even if would not enjoy it. Thankfully I enjoy it very much.

[@austinmorrison6953]

Statement:This is my favorite droid in all of Star Wars. If not one of my favorite characters period.

[@lthefifteenth661]

Is this just Bender's final form?

[@Kykai3212]

0:49 If you're here for TerminalMontage

[@whistlingninja11]

HK-47: 4:05 Me: You're one to talk. . . .

[@kerowhacko]

It's from the TSLRCM. It's the Droid Factory that originally was supposed to ship with the final release, but never did.

[@roshpenin4701]

Statement: Oh, master, that was refreshing. Nothing like a spontaneous impulsive extermination to make my behavior core glow.

[@MarkusRamikin]

"What if they had families? Or children?" HK-47 rules.

[@Luigiscoutman]

"Oh, That Is Impossible , Master. If I Were Out To Kill You , We Would Not Be Speaking "

[@loicb4880]

6:40 jeez

[@23centurysetback]

i always love it when he says "burn holes through meatbags"

[@89BlackGatomon]

HK Assasin droids... We all love them ;D

[@DCBSupafly]

All the best parts of KOTOR in 11 minutes. Who needs a replay when you can watch this.

[@brimarshall3]

Statement: This unit has an odd feeling growing inside it's behaviour core towards the assination droid, we share the same definition of love!

[@ScriptedVillainy]

holy crap thanks for putting this up

[@zaberfang]

The most sarcastic Droid ever. Who can definitely back it up like a Boss.

[@JediShemL]

What I find weird is how people continue to talk about this KOTOR II: TSL version, but only one person said something about my KOTOR I version that I release today also an hour before this one.

[@Aflay1]

A lot of his dialogue reminds me of what I'd hear in a Star Wars movie from a legitimate droid.... But a lot of it reminds me of the comedy I expect from games like Fallout 4, Telltale games, and hell...Half-Life. Yeah, HK-47 sounds like Kleiner to me. That's my perspective as one who has never touched a Knight's of the Old Republic game.

[@JediShemL]

Slow down. If you have never gotten HK-47, in your party, I wouldn't be worrying about this part yet.