The Best Of Jonah Hill | The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) | Screen Bites

[@varunbansal1917]

There can't be best scenes when the whole movie is a masterpiece.

[@jgatkinson744]

yep I liked it so much after seeing the movie I bought it

[@humlan78]

I see it 3 times in theatre

[@paulkeane2695]

I've watched it over a dozen times it's a classic forsure

[@jeanandre6998]

varun bansal exactly lol

[@maryetuk7628]

varun bansal 😂😂😂 Indeed.

[@ForeverSunny3]

“Her father is the brother of my mom” always kills me.

[@bobbyologun1517]

its not like how you think my cousin grew up hot...

[@debratbandyopadhyay8860]

I mean she’s not my first cousin, she’s just hot

[@muhammadzaki3405]

I dont get it😂

[@sinjinreed2091]

_"I WILL NOT DIE SOBER!"_

[@pokerserieswsop2750]

YES!

[@rafthethinker4948]

Same

[@joshuaesposito5409]

Amen to that. I’m going out higgggggggghhhhh as a frickin kite.

[@TheChetoz95]

Amen!!

[@silvicola6881]

I relate to this so much! hahahaahahahahahahhahaha

[@thewolfjake]

This movie showed me that if Jonah Hill is gonna play a villain in a Batman movie he’s gotta play the penguin

[@andresbarran7757]

Lol no, he is gonna be bane

[@thewolfjake]

Andrés Barran 😂😂😂

[@plant-based_papi6503]

He's not fat anymore tho lol

[@kcoose5356]

Cuz hes fat?

[@firstlast9846]

Shit ain’t he in the new batman

[@Pv488]

Her father is the brother of my mom...lmao dude didn't want to say his uncle

[@005AGIMA]

Yeah it's a cousin thing, but not like you think :D

[@fabianmeyer506]

@@KenManTheOneAndOnly your first grade Cousin? Seriously?

[@BigWes95]

An uncle can be non blood related

[@-__9767]

Oliver Woolsey he said brother of my mom... that’s blood related

[@BigWes95]

@@-__9767 yes and the person above questioned why he said it like that rather than just saying uncle. Saying it that way means they're definitely related but just saying uncle can mean that they're not blood related

[@TheBeresford7]

Yeah no everythings fine "hey listen i quit"

[@MasamuneStreams]

I can't wait for the day I get to do that

[@antonchigurh8541]

@@MasamuneStreams You can, ...if you ever meet someone like Jordan Belfort to work for. Or if you have balls as big as his.

[@sranangnigga4life]

Don’t fucking tell Susan

[@mad-mullah3117]

Its your fantasy. You will always be poor

[@scarface7x]

🤣

[@rafthethinker4948]

Jonah's performance was perfect in this and he did it for cheap just to work with scorcese

[@lilpapalstate628]

Rafael artiga he also did it mostly to be in a movie with Martin Scorsese

[@gregsoon521]

Yeah no he actually did it to be in a Scorsese movie. That was entirely the reason.

[@Hellopleesh]

Lol it was Scorsese not leo, everyone knows that ya boober

[@rafthethinker4948]

@@Hellopleesh oh sue me cuz i thought of Leo instead of Scorsese

[@SimplyLimbo]

@@lilpapalstate628 exactly

[@BernieYoda]

“Don’t tell fkn Susan it’s none of her business” He’s such a legend

[@viksaggu9085]

Supported Jonah since his Superbad days. He’s awesome!

[@niccilei5936]

"i heard there's a treasure map underneath" im crying

[@Vincent-ri5cr]

whats wrong? life is beautiful dont cry

[@leovids9353]

Was that a Westworld reference?

[@zoom-zip3473]

anon will do

[@prabinthapa2562]

Exactly , that mess up with mad max was epic

[@veselin7426]

LeoVids no this film is older (2014) than westworld (2016)

[@prettyflirty_7803]

Everybody should’ve won an Oscar for this.. Jonah hill’s best performance

[@damishasmith5454]

He did awesome in War Dogs too.

[@billygiles3276]

How lucky to just bump into someone who gives you a multi million dollar job. Crazy man.

[@CrazyRhinoceros]

He also had crazy confidence to take that job. Sometimes you get lucky, big risks big reward.

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

It's the movies sunshine

[@CrazyRhinoceros]

Jacob Jorgenson you know this is based on a real story right?

[@deathsagaXX]

@@jacobjorgenson9285 it's real life sugar tits

[@arvy7765]

@@CrazyRhinoceros You know that that's not exactly what happened right? He was introduced to Jordan Belfort by his wife and that's how he got the job

[@AA-qb7ni]

"No one else is gonna fuck my cousin. If it's going to be anyone it's going to be me out of respect"😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jonah was made for this role. Donnie was the best.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

He channeled his inner Pakistanian.

[@GHound420]

Pakistani

[@khurramqasir6815]

@@TheStraightestWhitest don't forget the Indian as well. lol

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@khurramqasir6815 Ayy lmao!

[@PrivateBlandon]

How are you gonna quote him wrong? You have one job mate

[@sonyah9480]

The guy who cleaned the fish bowl now is a successful CEO in Silicone Valley

[@Johndoe-ri6uq]

aka he has low testosterone

[@khalidalali186]

He’s referring to a show dude.

[@deathsagaXX]

@Josh Mulvaney dude, people around him are making millions, and he's doing something he could easily do when he gets home, fuck outta here

[@lesliewhoppers431]

@Josh Mulvaney wow hit a nerve back there buddy

[@JH0207]

@SSJaye Thomas Middleditch, he's one of the main characters in Silicon Valley.

[@TheRohnjackson]

06:49 _I will not die _*_sober_* 😂 Leo learnt his lesson from *Titanic*

[@wamyx8Nz]

Funny enough the head chef on the Titanic drank all the top-shelf liquor as the ship was sinking, with the same thought in mind. He was so fat he floated and somehow survived.

[@leonardodibigcappinbro2269]

You’ve gotta give it to him. He secured the ludes

[@user-vr8fs8gg6h]

@@wamyx8Nz pretty sure thats bullshit

[@michaelcarrera3730]

He should have said I will not die while another fat whale hogs the only floating wood on the Atlantic Ocean

[@HughMungus777]

@@user-vr8fs8gg6h not bullshit. Its a known fact. Look it up.

[@iwantlee9510]

"...out of respect". Lmfao.

[@kellaydiohen95]

Cancer

[@faisal-ca]

that was too funny.

[@cmg8882]

Lmao

[@Jose-se9pu]

We cant blame him with the Margot Robbie thing

[@dongsaengdongsaeng]

...pppErfEeeEeCcT

[@OnceShy_TwiceBitten]

what thing?

[@zacharygutshall8452]

Sssshhhheeeeessss soooo peeeerrrrfffeecccttt

[@Colayith]

@@OnceShy_TwiceBitten When he was playing with HIS thing

[@primalfury2011]

he was floggin the one eyed snake

[@Bald_and_Brown]

“...Her father... is the brother of my mum” Trying (and failing) to make it sound complicated and that it’s just a coincidence that she’s his cousin.

[@marcobazan4187]

Heresy mom*

[@Bald_and_Brown]

marco bazan mum*

[@marcobazan4187]

Heresy it's an American movie and takes place in New York. We say mom bb

[@jarrahdee5779]

@@marcobazan4187 *mum

[@user-uq9dc8cr3c]

@@marcobazan4187 mum*

[@geoff13man]

"You called the captain the n-word" "I called the captain the n-word??" "Yes, he was very upset."

[@mikeferrando5725]

Luckily we're in first class

[@himanshupatelt]

Denzel washington was the captain?xD

[@simplythebest286]

@Imran Siddiqui naruto !!!

[@yfjkyfyrdtchxd252]

@@simplythebest286 Sasuke!!!

[@Spalbeert]

Timestamp?

[@billxen168]

The cousin scene is the definition of laughter till death

[@jackhamilton9604]

You misspelled the arguments of Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej

[@DDog52]

9:24 is the most underrated scene in the movie. His inability to comprehend non-alcoholic beer lol.

[@leroyrodgers6089]

How did Leo not win an Oscar for this I'll never know, Jonah deserved supporting actor too.

[@jackhamilton9604]

Because they just sweared and yelled like 12 year olds. What they did was a disgrace to the very concept of acting

[@wesam6385]

@@jackhamilton9604 L take

[@jackhamilton9604]

@@wesam6385 what does that mean?

[@WilliamFuckingButcher]

@@jackhamilton9604 Basically an internet concept, you can't have your own opinion And there's no such thing as freedom of speech

[@imhim3717]

@@jackhamilton9604 to be fair the dude this is based off of legit said it was accurate and even worse then this at times. So, wrong.

[@kylegoyak]

You could tell that Jonah and Leo had the time of their lives filming this

[@xalthzdornier4805]

Where's the sssstttteeeeeeevvvvveeeee Mmmmmaaaaadddddiiiiinnn Scene

[@ScreenBites]

Take a look ;) kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqqvmJeonMSmfNE

[@xalthzdornier4805]

Thanks man This is my fav scene

[@budisulisto]

Thats my fav scene too!!!

[@vinzelrato]

don't worry dude, I put it in my ass...

[@crozgs4474]

@@ScreenBites thats not steve madden scene

[@DwadeFL4SHMV3]

He was literally the best character. Insane considering the cast, never knew Jonah hill was so passionate about acting like that until this movie.

[@buzzkillinton115]

1:54 him beating off cracks me up all the time

[@anthony-om3iq]

I just realized what u meant

[@buzzkillinton115]

Thomihs * Lmao 🌚🤫

[@hicow6075]

@@thomihs Its a dildo obviously.

[@jonathanlynch8372]

The character is a wanker. Literally.

[@Gorevet]

Missed the best one... The sides cured cancer, thats why they were so expensive

[@bob9644]

Gorevet HAHAHHAHAHAHAH dude thats my favorite quote from the whole movie. I didnt think anyone else thought that it was funny

[@jacobcavanagh4501]

It is the best 10seconds of the film

[@TheXabl0]

I love the Benihana line too

[@matts1166]

I'd like to see the scene with him and Leo double-teaming the chick from the office.

[@jsmith6111]

Yessss i agreee !

[@pepperdiao37]

This convinced me about Jonah Hill's acting range. From his early Apatow days, to Martin Scorcesse. He better stick doing movies for Marty... he could be this generation's Joe Pesci.

[@jackhamilton9604]

No, he acts the same but without any heart that characters like Seth from Superbad did

[@15Candles]

@@jackhamilton9604 Yeah to be fair, his character in this and in Superbad is completely the opposite. Donnie is a douchebag, of course he doesn't have the same heart as Seth in Superbad. He's a criminal, he's supposed to make you hate him and that's to show how great Jonah was in this movie

[@devanman7920]

Jonah needs to start getting the credit he deserves....he was absolutely fantastic in this!

[@Scorch428]

1. McConnahey in WOWS 2. Leo 3. Margot Robbie 4. McConnahey in Dallas Buyers Club 5. Jonah Hill From best to worst. Top 3 were all crazy good tho.

[@jesusjesus2577]

“Her father... is the brother of my mom” 😂😂😂

[@hughjasssssssss]

"Hey paulie what's up?" "Nah yeah you know, everything's fine" "Hey listen, I quit" lol

[@popebender1351]

Jonah Hill is an amazing actor he deserves an Oscar

[@MenLover53]

“smoke crack with me” deserved to be in this video smh

[@Weedeater58]

Wanted to like this, 666 is the appropriate amount of likes.

[@BobRoss-kt4yu]

They also cut off the “Hilfa!” Part

[@MrSpeedyAce]

Smoke crack with me bro*

[@chrisvazquez728]

I’m the lucky 1k like

[@jan_shane177]

Jose L. Cornejo i saw this on reddit a month aho now everybody is doing this

[@Qilsssss]

My favourite scene 6:44 . G E T T H E L U D E S

[@chef423]

LMAO!

[@antonchigurh8541]

"I ...will not ...die ...sober!!" LOL

[@Yeaimdrunk510]

I will never stop saying "I wont die trying I did a lot of bad shit Im going to hell"

[@andyc9979]

My stomach hurt so bad the first time I saw that scene. Was laughing so hard. Also when Leo grabs him on the kitchen floor and was like brrrraaaaaddd

[@dannyduncansdad8459]

1:52, I’m surprised KZbin didn’t catch that.

[@ObzTicle]

8:14 Strongest phoneline known to man

[@diveinstructordaniel1095]

ObzTicle there must be a steel cord or some shit in there 😂

[@joshuaesposito5409]

Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahah oh my word

[@theyhaventfedmesince]

I WILL NOT DIE SOBER. get me the LUDES!!

[@SkrvnHiptR77]

2 best scenes are when they're in first class trying to get buddy's hair piece off and when Jordan's trying to get back to his car after his pills kicked in! Lol...badass movie!

[@douglassmith2055]

was looking forward to that scene, = getting back in car, legend!

[@midnite8729]

Darn you missed when he puts the bowl between him and Jordan to make a barrier, when he's chasing him on the floor 😂

[@aryanraj627]

"i heard there's a treasure map underneath " ROFL LOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@popot.2847]

"I WILL NOT DIE SOBER"

[@BerryRust.]

5:30 me and the boys searching for beans at 1AM

[@irvinggomez1239]

Berry Fluxuator lmao for real

[@smd544]

For beans? You mean pills and shit like that

[@lilgravyvert9991]

Ty caso no actual beans, like in a can

[@deathsagaXX]

@@lilgravyvert9991 good ol baked beans

[@PartyMyrtle]

Without a doubt Hills greatest most entertaining and comical character yet. Truly funny 😆

[@DDog52]

9:23 is probably the most underrated part of the movie.

[@samuela9245]

This movie. This movie was beyond amazing! The acting was beyond amazing!!! Highway robbery that these two didnt win an oscar

[@gamesandcolors7394]

7:00 brings back memories of titanic lol

[@brentminick1]

That's true, good call.. credit to Scorcese the likely intentional reference

[@wouteralbertvanderweerd289]

Almost... besides there weren't ludes on the Titanic...Bimbos with sillicon double d's...a helicopter...

[@amenenema474]

Ahh I was thinking the same thing. I hope scorsese did this intentionally!

[@15Candles]

Good thing Leo survived this time and managed to save himself and his love lol

[@josephrichards1396]

I feel sorry for the dude with the pet fish :(

[@vTRage]

Joseph Richards he’s making millions now. He’s fine.

[@ryanrodriguez1234]

Don’t be he’s a CEO in Silicon Valley now.

[@aditi1729]

Brian Dominguez I don’t get it. Is he rich in the movie or in reality?

[@BeattapeFactory]

@@aditi1729 he looks like zuckerberg

[@daveblue3733]

@@aditi1729 silicon valley

[@jameswhitledge6451]

You missed the part with him talking about the sides that cure cancer

[@hgrunt100]

Aka the funniest scene in the movie

[@doublep1980]

"Get the qualudes!" "Dude,it´s like 3 feet water down there." *"I WILL NOT DIE SOBERRRRRRRR!!!!"*

[@incarnationcharls]

Leonardo Decaprio - Performance of the decade 🙏

[@squatchpnw2331]

I'm not going to die sober, GET THE LUDES!!! LMFAO 😂

[@JeffreyGillespie]

Whenever I see that yacht scene I'm just, like, "why didn't they take the helicopter"? LOL

[@benjaminferencich7121]

With the way the boat was rocking and the wind no shot they would be able to even take off

[@jyotiradityasatpathy3546]

That's not how that works

[@furkandenizozdemir8457]

the cancer curing sides, hilfe and steve madddn is missing

[@MeatBunFul]

Ikr. They cut out the best parts

[@gator4458]

I love how Brad pulls his gun out and its still in the holster 😂

[@danwesson2485]

Jonah Hill is a comic genius! I heard him on the extra DVD for Pineapple Express. He can be funny as hell even when he is not allowed to swear. How many others do you know that can pull that off!

[@trequor]

Not just comedy either. He can pull off drama as well. He's a helluva an actor

[@freakxop8858]

1:39 that's stormfront😃😃

[@tommynorthwood]

Looking back, goldfish guy was the only guy on the whole floor who had his shit done thus the free time. Perspective.

[@aaronbreeds5132]

wrong... youre never "done", you never "have a few minutes" in that business, that was the point.

[@rayunited2010foryou]

8:06 to 9:22 Leo went to his mode in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. XD

[@amc6116]

"DO YOU WANNA GO INSIDE AND TAKE SOME LINES OF BAKING POWDER " hahahhahahhahaha

[@FUYouTubeCensors]

8:22 someone please tell me that telephone cord slapping Donnie in the face is real 😂😂😂

[@sphamandlamazibuko9307]

Best movie i can watch it a hundred times

[@howarddukes9270]

1:20 every toilet paper company

[@ShadowindLUKE]

Jonah Hill is a national treasure.He omits Joe Pesci’s energy , it’s great

[@ivantorresjr6191]

The cousin scene is legendary 😂

[@sebastianandrew9077]

This might be the single best thing I ever watched on KZbin!

[@Glamourgirl27100]

My favorite scene is when they’re high 😂😂😂

[@muniztv6831]

I enjoyed the entire movie as well

[@Antemax07]

I really think Jonah Hill is an underrated actor

[@imgonnafuckuup1]

you know what makes wolf of wall street such an accomplished film? The momentum it has. It has brilliant characters/actors and a fantastic script but it would all be not even nearly as great if it didn't have the continuous momentum that keeps it all together and never lets got throughout the entire film.

[@laura-hr2rj]

Aww Leo's laughter at the end. I missed it!

[@tahakamran6196]

You left out the best part where Jonah Hill says he ordered all the sides at dinner and how they cured cancer.

[@jetstreamjaeger4955]

LOL.... after watching Bernthal as Punisher is quite funny to think he was also a guy who used to sell pot and quaaludes XD

[@witchfindergeneral5366]

And wants ketchup.

[@jabroni3133]

let em wotch...let emmmm wotch

[@michaelcarrera3730]

Just a perfect work of satire. Could not have a better finished product. This kid Martin has a future in movies

[@JAK_EDITS.]

3:35 “TODAY you needed to clean the fishbowl?”

[@chethan93]

It's a beer but doesn't have alcohol. I don't understand!! 😁😂

[@kennybee63]

Hill and DiCaprio are fantastic together... Jonah Hill is a very good actor!!

[@cliffhass9158]

Jonah Hills performance is the best performance of the last 20 years

[@johnl6192]

Hill absolutely should’ve won the Oscar that year. Incredible, hilarious performance.

[@msxmurda2385]

“They’re fucking duds.” I love that...😂

[@lucf1431]

I LOVE JOHAN HILL I mean, he is a dam good performer, he is perfect in every movie

[@tangerine4027]

Best Director Best Actors! WHAT MORE! THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!

[@MREiermann1000]

2:40 you cut the best part! the cancer healing snacks!!!

[@chrisshields5448]

This is one of the best movies ever made in my opinion. Absolutely hilarious

[@beaglesnlove580]

I love their friendship. I wish I had a friend like that

[@ejigthompson4645]

What I friend that just gets high and acts crazy 😂

[@tombonususa4040]

One of my all time favorite movies!

[@jstnshea]

Jonah Hill's ... is something that I never thought I would have to see in this lifetime.

[@bluesord114]

Lmfao the scene where he gives CPR and starts beating his chest fucking killed me !!!!! Imagine being that fucked up on drugs saving someone's life, you would feel the power of a god XDDD

[@kayz1553]

HILFE HILFE Gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@JRBetley32]

This has got to have been the funniest movie to make. How do you keep from laughing your a$$ off while filming every scene? Classic movie

[@abhayjain9857]

The acting ohhh my god the skill this is what you call a masterpiece

[@tacticalheadlampwithstrap3184]

Best actimg role in all of human history right there.

[@PsyQoBoy]

3:50 after this day Richard Hendricks went to Silicon Valley to study coding and one day writes a ground breaking compression code during his work at Hooli. The rest is history. PS ... Can't wait for the final season in October

[@ultimatestoryteller]

I bet you didn't expect him to release all the rats by trusting the codes given by Pakistani guy

[@Messirule]

"treasure map".... LMFAO... those airplane scenes I was in tears....

[@RezervoirDog]

6:53 Oh man that voice crack was awesome

[@Ron-qi8hz]

6:24 Did he get inspiration from Donald Trump doing this scene? The hand movements, his confidence and the way he says it is spot on. Or maybe it's the other way around?

[@Lukas-lk1kl]

this is the best film ever

[@Mike_MB]

One of the greatest movies ever made

[@johnmaritato3587]

Just hysterical. Perfect.

[@justin8771]

Fav Jonah scene on new issue day swallows the fucking fish 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@brunopambu1675]

“See, her father is, like, the brother of my mom...”

[@frankg.39]

1:18 The rest of the beer talk was even better and should have been included

[@Heyfabricio]

The whole gold fish scene lmaoo.. My legs gets weak everytime I see this.