The Best Of: Larry the Cable Guy

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

What are your Walmart horror stories?

[@tim2applecell323]

Said the sacred cow 🐮

[@jenniferwhitehead5418]

Went to by a phone charger seen 2 people having sex in bedding

[@schechter01]

Teenagers walking around in pajamas...one had a bunny suit on. In public. I shit you not.

[@matthewholsomback5442]

It's so true I've been working at Walmart for two years started before they started closing. I've seen it all, a woman overdosed in the bathroom, old man shit in the floor, a tweeker pissed in the floor in sporting goods . A man so crossed eyed looked like he was born on Wednesday and could see Sunday both ways, and a ton more

[@kenisnedeker6024]

Very time I've ever been to the south Sioux City walmart. Those individuals are just worthless. I would be happy to have any positive customer service, but it has NEVER happened there. I've had so many bad experiences at that walmart that I make sure I get at least one item that isn't bagged, so I can get their cavity search. 31 people waiting line, to the SELF SERVE lanes!!!! And 4 "associates...I shorten that to ASSES" standing by the FRISKER person at the door, talking about the new applications for their new phones. I am not kidding. And this behavior at this store is normal...I swear ain't any of them that are good employees.

[@ultimatedisneycruiselinefa5112]

I can’t listen to him without imagining a Tow Truck 😂

[@reyhan7990]

Same😭🤣

[@Geck_Gxng]

LMAO

[@Jaidyn228]

Me neither

[@Htown_sports_dude]

Same

[@trainlover123trainsrock]

Someone needs to animate this with Mater.

[@Jean_Pierre_Wehry]

9:24 Larry delivered this "Fruit.. loops" line perfectly. The timing of these set ups is very important, and he nailed it as usual. A true comedy legend.

[@lauraphillippa]

My favorite Larry lol 😅

[@lisavivola5988]

Love Larry he is hysterical!!! No filth or vulgarity and he cracks me up!!!!

[@Gross_Gaming27]

Just fart jokes, fat jokes, and poor white pandering.

[@michaellevasseur5244]

@@Gross_Gaming27 cry

[@jesslagooch5291]

What you some crack

[@dgcarson7385]

YES!! No vulgarity! You have to have real talent to be funny without being vulgar Don Knotts is a great example.

[@CTheRobot]

My great gran would have loved his fart jokes, it’s a shame she died when they were still funny

[@bbqridge]

You are a national treasure buddy. Laughing is so good for your health.

[@Kokoro562]

Republicants will say this then get mad at kamala for laughing

[@psych1054]

1:08 mater! DADGUM Not only I recognize this guy as a comedian but he was my childhood from cars Mater The tow truck

[@khrosentoshiro2711]

I recognized it too. And I even had to look it up

[@cameronrogers8063]

Finally a comedian that doesn’t constantly make jokes about race

[@Parmis_Dax]

Git er done! My sister dead since 2010 loved him and Jeff Foxworthy 🙌 I thank God she showed me these two before she passed 👍

[@MrChevelle83]

Been watching larry since he started comedy and he has never dissapointed. Just good funny comedy.

[@bernuju]

Hi handsome names stephanie

[@ModelY303]

Mater

[@alanrashid7493]

When Larry runs out of jokes, he has his favorite fart joke ready to bridge the gap.

[@Sofuretu]

As someone who worked as a cart pusher at our town Walmart for two years, I can confirm all of Larry's statements about the store and its shoppers are true.

[@jesslagooch5291]

Walmart no pussy

[@jesslagooch5291]

I used to bush Jesus

[@markfreeman4727]

the supervisors are equally terrifying

[@brandoncorynagley92388]

Lol

[@kennyjohnson7893]

I bet the job costs more than it makes from the therapy you'll need.

[@vincegedeon6583]

75% off self esteem at Walmart😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raulrosas5068]

id buy that for a dollar

[@kittykat149]

I love Larry. He always makes me laugh harder than other comics!😄

[@charleswest6372]

He's clean too, no vulgarity

[@FDguy343]

I love this country boy. Dude is *”a legend”*

[@antonymanuel5008]

I honestly can just listen to Larry the whole damn day ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dennismetzger9287]

I couldn't believe it... my mother in law not talking for 10 minutes 😂😂😂

[@markchilluffo9638]

That’s the best thing about a BJ 10 minutes of silence 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ninamartinez5171]

40 Hot dogs in 10 minutes LMAO 🤣

[@donmunro144]

My wife and I went to see him this past summer in Watertown ny. Awesome show.

[@susanhamptonva4203]

He was in Watertown?? Well, Ft. Drum did bring Watertown to life.

[@donmunro144]

@@susanhamptonva4203 yes he was. Fort Drum has brought a lot to Watertown.We have stores,restaurants,work and crime that we wouldn't have otherwise. But for most part Drum has been good for us.

[@donmunro144]

@@trvman1 no argument there

[@claytonhouseholder9633]

Larry The Cable Guy:One of my Favorite Comics of ALL TIME. GIT-R-DOOOOONE.

[@rafaeldiaz3160]

This dude is a legend 🙌 Larry the cable guy bad day put on some Larry , bad day over. 😂🤣

[@pennybock]

The mother-in-law hot-dog contest - too funny!

[@usedmwd7272]

Is it just me, or is Larry the cable guy make the best uncle

[@rk0v1p3r2]

I love to meet Larry the cable guy in person. I'm a huge fan of his

[@Professorzundapp]

LIKE TUH MATER BUT WITHOUT THE TUH

[@2-old-Forthischet]

Walmart, where customers and employees are confused for each other.

[@haroldmcbroom7807]

*WALMART:* _"You're hired! You start at 8am, your two hours late, don't let it happen again! Now get to work!!!"_

[@dustyleitheiser1585]

I hate that fucking store

[@girthBrookssss]

i think the git r done catch phrase really watered him down... hes sooo underrated im always crying when hes on the radio

[@JeffreyB1983]

It's been so cold here Wal Mart shoppers are wearing two layers of pajamas to stay warm

[@andreabennett9145]

He's not kidding about Walmart shoppers after midnight. I used to do holiday stock and receiving for Noc shift. The people that I saw shopping looked like what he described.

[@melindarozas1334]

Love Larry the Cable Guy!!

[@limeboyx5]

as a walmart employee that’s exactly how the hiring process works

[@charleswest6372]

Worked 2 weeks at WM, they suck

[@ms.annthrope415]

Worked a few months at Kmart. Same shit.

[@GoDawgs18]

@@ms.annthrope415forgot those existed lol

[@Yesitsmyrealname]

​@@GoDawgs18 Australian K-Mart

[@dixieboy5689]

I love this guy. Hes great. Solid laffs. Super set.

[@garyfantastica]

Let me tell ya something as someone working retail (to get through college). I used to care, but bad customers teach you to avoid helping people. I'm still happy to help in any way I can if you ask nicely, but you get what you give out. I'll give you the same attitude you give me. These retail companies don't pay enough to put up with rude customers and you guys chase so many of the good workers away they won't give me more than a slap on the wrist. "The customer is always right" is dead and it is because of entitled and impatient Customers. But I appreciate y'all that remember we're humans too! Give a little, get a little.

[@DaDitka]

What Larry said at around the 2:50 Mark is reminiscent of what the late John Pinnette said about his experiences purchasing a toaster. I think he talks about that in his comedy special, "I'm Still Hungry." He was such an underrated comic.

[@johnrush521]

I went to high school with John. Malden Catholic. He always had us in stitches ! He was a comic genius god rest his soul. We were devastated when he passed

[@Prinkey]

This guy is so clever. Underrated comedian

[@rickyricochet5393]

And that voice is made up !!😅 Not his real accent.

[@Johnny53kgb-nsa]

Larry is a funny ole country boy.

[@johnireland6301]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@MarvelMTs]

When Lightning McQueen is on a road trip with Mater and Mater drifts into a story…

[@pumpkinheadjrb]

Just a nonstop onslaught of jokes. He condensed a whole special into this video

[@DMTInfinity]

Okay, screw it, I'm officially a fan of his outside of Cars..! ✌️😂 What a Loveable soul..! 💟

[@shyunknown9426]

Indeed I cannot picturing tow mater during this video of him explaining what going on xD

[@DMTInfinity]

@@shyunknown9426 He's a phenomenal voice actor and a "standup" comedian..! 😏

[@SouthDakotaBowHunter78]

Watch health inspector great movie with Larry

[@ricochete5875]

havent listen to LTC in a while but man is he funny! Definitely top tier.

[@davidgonzales7638]

A very funny man... Loved the movie "Delta Farce"

[@samstan4462]

The health inspector and witless protection were great too.

[@jasondrabolton847]

I have seen this many times and I laugh HARD every time. Good fun comedy. Be well 🥰

[@katiecronin7512]

I love larry and what he does for the state of Nebraska

[@penaltyfortreasonisunpleas5490]

Dead on with customer service especially in the electronics!! Lol

[@leviefrauim1425]

Thanks for the laughs, Larry!

[@markwilliams5606]

No cursing. Just plain good comedy! Jeff Foxwrothy.

[@zer0her058]

This isn’t jeff foxworthy

[@jessekiefer0206]

Larry is awesome!!

[@jeffhaynes8848]

If you ever feeling down or just down, go see Larry the cable guy 😂😂😂😂

[@rafaeldiaz3160]

It never gets old that funny right therrr, I don't care who you are , that funny right therrrrrr. 😆😂

[@your_boy_jeff_]

That dad-gum funny right therrrrr

[@rosannacellini2158]

Larry is so funny, you can picture what he's talking about, which makes me laugh all the more. Just good, down home comedy! I used to like to watch, "Blue Collar Comedy". Jeff, Bill, Larry and Ron, had the best comedy routines.

[@lucasgameskleijweg3603]

Rosannacellini the voice of mater in cars

[@janicegilman7672]

Good clean humor!! 😂😂😂

[@Parmis_Dax]

This guy and Jeff Foxworthy 🙌

[@schechter01]

He's not wrong about Wal-Mart...

[@raulrosas5068]

"that purple lookin minion" "thats the manager"😂

[@Ragnarok6664]

Decades now, still hillarious

[@sgtg4600]

This guy’s brilliant 👍🇺🇸🇬🇧

[@jessanddavidboham8014]

Lmao. I'm a Walmart associate. And all the other jokes on this are so freaking funny as well I love it I laughed my ass off through this whole video.

[@keithjames3024]

Let me ask you this. Have you ever cared about anything in your entire life? You start Tuesday… LMFAO…

[@ScorpioRockstarCovers]

“It’s the corn in your teeth that disgusting” got me dying of laughter 🤣😂

[@Justin_Sy]

Larry is a fckin legend

[@patricklee5578]

I stopped by a WAlMart [aka china-mart] after an evening shift; Dodging the floor sweepers was interesting as well as the other shoppers. All Larry says about Walmart is true!

[@Praise___YaH]

HERE is Our Savior HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH” YaH is The Heavenly Father YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING YaH was Who they Crucified for our sins ** NO FEMALE INVOLVED WHATSOEVER ** - Hebrew Book of Isaiah Isaiah 42:8 "I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols. Isaiah 43:11 I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me. Isaiah 45:5 I am YaH, and there is none else.

[@ms.annthrope415]

Worked at Kamrt for a few months. Same shitty customers. The one changing thei baby's diapers in thr dressing rook with stolen new diapers and leaving the shit filled diapers on the floor. The ones shit blasting the toilets all over the seats. The ones who wouldn't even shoplift......they just load up a baby cart and run out the door. I've had people return used toilets seats for a refund. Return half used can of mixed paints. Like the first half but not the second half? Or fill uo thr most used paint can woth water and return it. Just fucking shittiest people in the world.

[@carolberkebile3542]

He could bring WORLD PEACE just joking around ❤️😂🤣😁

[@carolberkebile3542]

Hey, after all we have been through the last 3 years…..WE DESERVE A GOOD LAUGH 😂😁🤣

[@redtrekgirl8883]

“DO I LOOK LIKE A LARRY?” - I asked “NO, YOU DON’T” - They replied (Insert laugh track) ~end scene~

[@cecillebarone9252]

True Talent Brother👍

[@greggstewart1977]

Wish he would have done the "Grandma with the walking farts" skit I almost peed my pants first time I saw that 😂😂😂😂 funny funny man 😂😂😂

[@dannyholstein4056]

Love Larry's jokes.cant do without him...he does have a screw loose..

[@slowanddeliberate6893]

"Give me that little minion with the purple hat"...lol

[@spirit_shadow9590]

Have I ever shopped at Walmart past midnight?.....yeah, 2 years ago when it was possible -.-

[@braydenbunch2974]

"Walking like he had a dagum fart stuck sideways" 😂😂😂😅😅

[@ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464]

Larry the Cable Guy is so funny next to Jim Varney

[@MysticButterfly9]

I love Larry !

[@Okay-kt1bh]

He's a Legend💗💗

[@alb5489]

Larry asking about leaving groceries on top of car reminded me of visiting friends in Oklahoma. We were going to a bakery and as we got to the place we saw a car pull out and a big box slide off the roof and smash as car drove away. When we went in and told folks, they said that was a wedding cake on the way to the wedding!! Wonder how that marriage worked out!?!?

[@kevp9601]

Happy Birthday, Larry The Cable Guy ! Happy Birthday ! ! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

[@christarpley6861]

His movie about the health inspector is so funny

[@tannercook8095]

Larry, you are a true leader of the comedy world! 👏🏻🙌🏻☝🏻🤩🙌🏻

[@jakeusaf9401]

He was my idol through the early 2000s.

[@OfficialFroge]

Who would have thought this mans was the man behind Mater. After first watching a movie starring him in witness protection I instantly recognized the voice. Love it.

[@jamescoelectric]

I had to get my boy out of a 🎄 😂

[@connieroller5645]

funniest guy around

[@lorinwegand6324]

Larry and Rodney Dangerfield are me boys!

[@crystalhenderson4069]

He is the voice of mater from disney Pixar cars

[@shanescandle4992]

Duh

[@jurassicjeepadventures2294]

NO WAY??????

[@jeffhaynes8848]

He's the best 😂😂😂😂😂

[@markburnley945]

This was hi-Larry-us! Pun intended! 😂

[@felix_9653]

I WANT HIM TO SAY "TUH-MATER" PLEASE

[@Laine2539]

The parking lot at the Walmart could be a whole different episode. 🤪

[@lewisabercrombie9121]

When I stop looking at the screen all I hear is mater's voice

[@farmingsimulator1225]

Thelma ate a tator!!! I died laughing

[@gunnarjordan3950]

One of my faves!

[@thatspideyfan8273]

Wow Mater is so funny🤣🤣🤣

[@NathanTheAutisticDRIPKING]

This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at Larry 😂

[@PSXSaturn]

Lol he's voice by Mater from the Cars movie.

[@ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464]

He is so hilarious him and Jeff foxworthy and Bill engvall😂😂😂😂 he will have you laughing so hard you're about want to pee your pants😂😂😂

[@garyrichmond7857]

That was a good one and funny

[@josetteandres]

Needed to watch, was feeling sad and was crying, so this calmed me down.

[@brockbracken318]

I can’t unhear Mater

[@Lord-Gazimus]

He voiced Mater?

[@isaiahvang144]

​@@Lord-Gazimus Yep. All 3 Cars movies, all of Mater's Tall Tales, and the other Cars shorts.

[@NaniJapaneseForWhat]

Thank you Larry the Cable Guy for my first hiccup this year

[@MsCat024]

I actually work Walmart Electronics. ive been thanked for being nice and helpful. sad that people feel the need to thank someone for being nice. Should just be nice to people to begin with.

[@joebone3151]

I'm a Valet at a hospital sometimes I wheel people to their appointments. Just to be nice. You know and they try to tip me for doing something just to be nice I have turned downed at least a total of 2,000 dollars the last couple years

[@dantheman8279]

I really enjoy this guy so much!

[@JD-gv4uz]

typicalFAT American

[@alexransom5214]

0:55 Florida i swear 😆😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[@AJ-nw4xn]

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

[@Patricia-b4w2n]

Parking, after hours, oddballs, etc.👍