The Best Of Michelle And Her HATRED Towards James! | Derry Girls | Channel 4

The very best quotes from Michelle Mallon, played by the incredible Jamie-Lee O'Donnell.
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[@grumpyboomer61]

It's not that Michelle hates James. She just holds him personally responsible for England's conduct throughout history. 😂

[@katharina...]

I don't know where you are from, so please forgive me if I'm stating the obvious. What you wrote is 100% true, and Michelle's attitude towards James is mirrored in every interaction between a random Irish person and a random English person. It's just... it's just how things are over here 😆

[@SCrEenNaMe-i9h]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@CLARKE176]

Well the UK in general.

[@pokemaster1478]

Lol literally. I’m just glad it’s in a comedy and when it matters, she’s shown to truly care for James the most

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

He's lucky she's not Scottish

[@marieblade0613]

And yet when he genuinely almost left the girls including Michelle were heartbroken 😂

[@ropowo]

In fact Michelle was the most upset, hence why she yelled at him and told him he was a Derry girl

[@Hamza.Mustafa]

"IIIII aaaaaam a Devvyy guwwww"

[@archvaldor]

The N Irish do this to everyone, often people they have genuine affection for. It is very confusing if you come from another culture.

[@Cpknightly2]

When James was leaving, it was very touching. The shock, and sadness. "You're a Derry Girl, James"! Well acted too. I felt the pain too. And glad he returned to the girls. 🌹❤️🙃

[@paullannon8280]

Michelle is the one who gave him the biggest hug when he stayed.

[@rubysilver3299]

“We’ve got the gist. They ran out of spuds, everyone was ragin’.” Unforgettable dialogue.

[@fc4660]

Every single time 😂

[@Lauren-cq8gz]

“I don’t know how to say this.. James is also English..!” “🥺 I’m so sorry!” “Thank you..” 🤣🤣

[@reginamushi6582]

That's so funny honestly 🤣🤣🤣

[@sleepingbear1889]

Michelle does really love James, it just her way. She know she can bully him, but she wouldn’t let him be bullied by anyone outside the group. It how some siblings react to each other. Please make a Derry Girls Film 🎥

[@kyson2473]

she literally opted to leave James behind to see a concert instead ☠️

[@gerardodwyer5908]

Nope, it's worse than hate. She despises him. That said, if Michelle was patient and lived for another 100 years she wouldn't have a problem with the "English". The Asianization of England will see to that.

[@lifesapartyandimthepinata]

​@@kyson2473 quote "who hasnt lost a cousin or two in their lifetime" 😂

[@christanzola8633]

The scene when James leaves and he says “She’s my mother, Michelle” - I always want her to say “I’m your cousin, James” as if it’s a trump card. And it would be.

[@aksheeta0]

"you seemed happy enough" Michelle 😭😭

[@MrsPhillips-e6j]

Liam Neeson as the policeman and James goes "I'm a boy " and the instant reply is "course you are love" FUNNY. This show is all about the comic timing.

[@johnsthetic]

LiamNeeson is hot 😂my reaction would have same as Michelle 💀💕

[@nahim4699]

orla's acting in background is legit

[@NashVulcan]

She's my favorite 😂

[@izzybeth]

Michelle: f* me sideways! Mary: language, Michelle! Michelle: come on Mary that's ridiculous. Mary: even so. god I love that bit, Mary's like "yes you are correct he's a massive f*ing ride but don't swear"

[@elizabethelliott3175]

I always laugh out loud at that one. The timing on this show is impeccable. And the writing is completely top-tier.

[@scottshanahan3827]

Funniest lines of the show.

[@bjohnson5229]

This show is one of greatest things I’ve ever seen. Too bad it was only 3 seasons. And Michelle is right. She’s an absolute ride

[@dead4419]

low af standards

[@khill6666]

4 seasons their just not all on Netflix

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

@@dead4419 no worries, mate. Soon, you can afford a robot so you'll get a ride too.

[@notagain2422]

I totally agree! The best show that I have seen on Netflix! Too bad they added Clinton at the end.

[@Minime163]

Either I'm over the hill or you're desperate.😂

[@chicklechives]

Until we found out about Michelle's brother we couldn't understand her fear of being left by the group.

[@c-9233]

And her need for James.

[@truepotential206]

Eh she has a fear of being left???????

[@kcwade2616]

She had a brother?! Wow spoiler alert! Lol spoiler on. I have only gotten through series 2.

[@connieluvr]

@@kcwade2616 the season came out last year

[@mikeydubbs8565]

Kinda make the “Bring Bobby Sands” quip in the first episode a little more relevant; it’s like she was trying to cope with the fact that her brother was IRA

[@MHorton1000]

I like the bit where Michelle is shouting; "Get out!" at the kid in the shop, then he just nicks a sweet and legs it.

[@04williamsl]

0:51 is absolutely brilliant. Gets me every time.

[@GoodbyeCruelWorld]

Now get out!

[@ChrMuslimThor]

"Everyone's lost a cousin during the times" 😂😂😂

[@paullannon8280]

Doesn't she say "Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time?"

[@snowm3246]

2:19 I’m pretty sure says “and what the hell do you think you’re doing claire? The Haka??” That makes me proud to be from NZ 😁😂

[@adamg8814]

2:27 “thought I was going to drop dead at one point!” “Aye if only!” 😂

[@arirenzi-surprenant6915]

The way they always gaslit him too 😂😂😂

[@owenlea6505]

4:35 Michelle not sharing her crisps with James was probably her most and only English moment throughout all 3 seasons 😅😅😅

[@n.y.174]

"Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time?" 😂

[@adamg8814]

Michelle: “What’s the big deal we all have one (fanny)” James: “I don’t” Michelle: “You are one” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bexlaw3127]

That's how me and my guy friends talk to each other 🤣

[@barbaratings4406]

“Is that because you’re his granda” is so funny

[@greenarrow219]

This is the most fantastic series ever. Watching from afar in NZ and can't wait to see series 3.

[@pralinec9247]

Oh, please do. It hits every right note and that finale still gives me goosebumps. What a show and what an ending!

[@purplephoenix4969]

Enjoy when you get to watch it. Series 3 was brilliant.

[@davidhayes2567]

2:00 "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING CLARE ...THE HAKA!?"

[@greenarrow219]

@@davidhayes2567 finally season 3 available to watch, I saw that them practice their dance. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this series, the Irish humor is epic.

[@giedra27]

3:00 Mischelle has the best comebacks, I was laughing so hard at this :DDD

[@BigMacCoyle]

Her meltdown at 2:06 had me fucking rolling 🤣

[@notagain2422]

I could watch Michelle 24/7 she is an incredible actress!

[@joannamrozek9884]

'We don't listen to you' cracks me up every time.

[@80s_kid.]

i absolutely love this show. these girls are so brilliant and funny.. huge love from manchester uk.

[@jonoessex]

This programme expresses hatred of English people and is designed to insult and offend them, why do you love this programme?

[@viewer.123]

@@jonoessex It's a comedy. What're you on about?

[@jonoessex]

@@viewer.123 You have commented under a video entitled "The best of michelle and her hatred towards James", hatred that stems purely from the fact he is English, that's what I'm on about.

[@mol830]

Bet you're fun at parties. It's called a joke. Having a laugh. Bit of banter? Considering the English have messed about so many countries, them countries are allowed to take the piss. Same way we Brits take the piss out of Americans, or is that going to upset you as well😂

[@viewer.123]

@@jonoessex Just because of the fact that one character who is made fun of happens to be English doesn't mean that the show is anti English

[@caroovlogs198]

1:42 what is orla doing in the background 🤣🤣🤣

[@saraanderson2784]

I think she’s trying to blow a bubble with her gum.

[@rosierennie5867]

"We just thought he was some sort of creep" "Yet you didnt try to intervene?" "You seemed happy enough" Chaotic siblings moment? LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cassiesmith7612]

So gutted when this series ended. Michelle and Sister had me in stitches all the time 😂

[@pamelawilson502]

Binged the full lot in 2 days....absolutely loved it

[@joanmacdowell4457]

The absolute best writing and casting! One that I watch over & over, every character is so well casted!

[@SpaceMarshalGyorni]

As a non-native speaker, I'm watching this with subtitles and I *still* only understand a third of it at best.

5:20 Climb back up yer fucking Ma. - Return to the womb.

[@damnnative3188]

Impressive use of grammar and punctuation for a “non-native speaker” 😉

[@willp5002]

The subtitles are auto generated and almost entirely wrong so u would probably be better without them lol

[@neiledward2263]

I’m a non native speaker and can understand every word.

[@Stallchild]

@@neiledward2263 same but non-American shows are pretty much all I watch

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

I love the dialogue of Derry Girls!

[@caroline634]

She loves him she just hates the fact that he's british. When he told he will leave Derry, she was so devasted. And he do love her back. Like when Michelle had a fight with Erin he choose her camp. They give strong siblings energy.

[@aidanwalsh2545]

"William Wallace wasn't a Drag Queen, Michelle...." Puir class.

[@Minime163]

Now that is good😂😂😂

[@BigMacCoyle]

LOL I barely noticed that Orla throws up her hood like a gangster when Michelle starts that argument over the fatboy slim tix

[@metro121482]

It's fun to watch the whole series again, but literally ignore the plot and dialogue...and just watch Orla in the background. Every single scene, she's doing something hilarious! I personally love when she puts a box on her head in the haunted house episode when they all grab weapons to defend themselves from the "ghost." Or in season 1 where the girls are talking about Paris and Orla is busy unsticking her tie from her lollipop.

[@dropsie784]

1:41 orla having time of her life 😂

[@justalex3525]

It’s just Michelle, bullying James. 😂

[@poppeta22]

I watch this in Mississippi and while I may not understand all the language, I love the trouble they always get into.

[@johnwoodlief9535]

1:40 Orla's having an amazing experience back there with the boiled sweet.

[@Risingtide930]

Michelle got most of the best lines🤣

[@Minime163]

No better man to deliver them than mel Gibson.

[@dorisnewport6876]

3:49 has me dead 🤣🤣

[@scottibrown3274]

Michelle: All girls have one James: I don’t have one Michelle: You are one 😂😂😂

[@bluetopguitar1104]

Michelle is the girl you would stay away from in the halls.

[@kmallory100]

This Scottish Drag Queen takes on the entire British army!!

[@Rebmulrooneyward]

English not British lol.

[@justalex3525]

I’m half-British, and half-Irish, so I understand how they both feel. 😂

[@joski9030]

I love her I think it’s the accent Been a while since I’ve been to Ireland, love going to family in Donegal. 🇮🇪

[@recklessintent]

The Irish flag is for ROI not NI… for now

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

@@recklessintentIsn’t Donegal in the republic though? Either way, as someone from across the pond, I can’t get enough of their accents either lol

[@brucecoleman5379]

james is adorable.

[@moral3111]

the rainbow pins were so cute 🥹

[@theseshisneverover6472]

Going to all girls school in Ireland when I was that age is like a dream 😂

[@johnshooter4763]

Are you english and gay 🤔

[@rubypaukei333]

Michelle is my favorite ❤ I absolutely love her ❤

[@michelleh.715]

This is deadass the way that me and my cousin verbally abuse each other. Even better that my name is Michelle and his name starts with a J as well😂

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

“Uh, is tha cause you’re his Grand Da?” 💀

[@stefanie7823]

James’ No Fear jacket is so painfully 90s and I’m here for it!

[@katyanderson1413]

"you can't just walk up to someone and ask if they're a lesbian." "scuse me hi are you a lesbian." (person shakes head) "..i stand corrected." your honor i love them

[@winnieewing7730]

Love the Derry Girls. Think hate is much to strong a word. 💞

[@rose080891]

The dance practice reminds me of the father ted writing session for Eurovision 😂

[@coll4455]

She is my spirit animal

[@jpbroadwater]

"Where are the girls' toilets?" - "It's an all girls' school, James, there are no boys toilets." - "So I should just use the girls' toilets then?" - "No, you shouldn't, you f* pervert!"

[@nikkigardner7315]

Could you please do a video with the whole of uncle Colm talking to the police in episode one of series 3 as it's really funny.

[@TimesFM4532]

Love she works at the shop

[@mallardcutter7209]

This was some of the best tv I’ve seen in a really really long time !! I hated when it ended.

[@vesicaful]

(spoilers) When James and Erin kissed Michelle knew she'd pick James if they got together and broke up.

[@Phoenix-nl2ut]

Wish we had this show in the states

[@CristianHernandez-qq4ee]

It’s on Netflix

[@Phoenix-nl2ut]

@@CristianHernandez-qq4ee I’ll have to watch it

[@sleepingbear1889]

The first series is on Netflix

[@velvetluna5503]

7:34 orla is always so cuddly i adore her

[@rubycebreros2330]

I love this series too much

[@NSankeerthUrkec]

I never noticed that they were Rainbow pins to support their friend.... And wow for that

[@Karpatkin]

3:42 OMG HHAHAHAAH

[@joannetwomey687]

Unfortunately James happens to be English 😅

[@richardjohnston3359]

Wow I just imagine that was said other way we wouldn't here the end off it

[@FaeQueenCory]

@@richardjohnston3359 Perhaps there's a reason for that.

[@catherinerobilliard7662]

Spoiler alert: There’s a moment in the last series where kin matters and Michelle says James is family

[@daniellemhall1358]

We all know you tease the ones you love the hardest.

[@WhiteArrow76]

That's how you know when your friends and family love you, when they feel free to make fun of you

[@quintupleaxel]

Jamie Lee O'Donnell was the star of this show. If she wasn't on it I think I would've ditched it after the first episode. .

[@allansedgwick-pc4xe]

It’s not hatred it’s love in a funny way❤️😅

[@justagirl19]

Orla at 1:40 made me laugh way to much😂

[@michangmichi]

I love this show! I hope there's more episodes, but I guess it really ends on season 3.

[@Margatatials]

they may be cousins by blood, but truly they are brother and sister.

[@Cashback13]

Michelle is the Genius of Hyprocrisy

[@B.B.Digital_Forest]

Well, THAT certainly explains what was going through Mel Gibson's head. It puts a new light on the Americans who felt so proud watching it.

[@devanman7920]

To be fair she is a ride!

[@jonathanvince8173]

So good I like this a lot.

[@jac-attack]

The one time James gets identified as a boy and it's to get beaten up. He can't win.

[@nx4510]

😂😂😂

[@ophelias4172]

It's not so much hatred as a burning annoyance that this English fella breathes the same air she does and lives on the same planet.

[@FaeQueenCory]

'Tis just the natural bodily response from being in the vicinity of an Englishman.

[@3ADWOLF]

A.k.a. Anglophobia

[@BigBoiiLeem]

My god, tho, that dude who was willing to fight teenagers for Fatboy Slim tickets... what a big man, I bet he felt real proud of himself after that

[@JTW0090]

Derry Girls is mint and wee Michelle is a little minx "SMASH"

[@ANDJELINA]

Such a shame no season 4 :(

[@TheArdencroft]

when is the new season coming to Netflix in the US?

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

Pretty sure we have all three seasons here now!

[@wfdix1]

From what I’ve seen, in about five years.

[@Cl0200]

Fineeeee I will watch Derry girls again

[@alannorman517]

The wee English fella wearing a Derry City shirt tut tut.

[@Yathome00]

Michelle LOVES Hames as we saw at the end of season 1. She just likes to give him crap just like the grandad gives Mr Quinn crap.

[@farheenmasood9152]

You seemed happy enough 😂😂😂

[@paigengawhika7971]

1:37 what was orla doing at the back 😭

[@jok86er]

enjoying her candy

[@cathalodiubhain5739]

I always wonder do people outside of Ireland understand the slang

[@calistafalcontail]

I am german and I get it. So yes.

[@queenofflops6566]

yeah its pretty easy

[@cathalodiubhain5739]

@@calistafalcontail Cool..

[@cathalodiubhain5739]

@@queenofflops6566 Deadly

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

American here. Took me a bit to catch on but I think I understand most of the slang now. It’s their accent I have a little bit of a harder time understanding.

[@fishnchips6627]

When is this coming to netflix? I miss granda joe!

[@owenc1651]

It's on All 4.

[@jackies1729]

@@owenc1651 in the States, we don't have channel 4

[@carissa.anderson_1898]

7th october on netflix

[@josephward1926]

we need season 4, please

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

2:07 ERIN😆 Poor Orla 🥺 9:20

[@gospelofrye6881]

All you need to know about Michelle's attitude towards James is when he and Erin briefly get together and Michelle says no no youse guys can't be together because youse will eventually break up and Michelle will lose her best friend Erin because Michelle will have to side with James since he's her cousin. For such a massive ride... Michelle is a class act. FURTHER ANALYSIS: That Michelle is mean to James from episode 1 is just funny, it's a funny set up. But the writers 100% justify Michelle's fractious attitude to male family members in the very final episode when we learn about her brother's situation. I wonder when exactly the writers decided to give her a brother? I like to think they were pondering their Good Friday episode and someone said "which one of them could we give a brother who..." and the whole room just went "Michelle, obviously."

[@naleac6969]

If Michelle didn’t exist this would probably be pg

[@ianhector2957]

I love her....