The Best of Rifftrax - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

[@donalddewar1502]

Just loved the whole "world without beer" monologue - haha

[@ImJustSaijan]

No there can never ever be such a thing

[@TheRogueWolf]

"Crazy things." "President Federline." As Mike once said: Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

It actually went way worse than even that.

[@donalddewar1502]

"Teens love to drink beer and watch CNN!" Brilliant, the robotic dog on the left helped tip me over the edge

[@kellyweingart3692]

The Threepio impression’s hilarious

[@CommanderKalgan]

Schnappi das kleine Krokodil (Snappy the Little Crocodile) is a German children's cartoon character. The introductory song "Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil" became an Internet hit before it reached № 1 on the German charts in January 2005, and was widely popular in other European countries as well, topping the singles charts in Belgium, Austria, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and Switzerland for several weeks.

[@guyvizard549]

I mean... I didn't NOT want to know.

[@svenjansen2134]

Was trying to forget about that thank you..

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Thank you for pointing this out.

[@EdsLorraine]

When the hand went through the cop, I thought for sure we would have a Alien joke.

[@donalddewar1502]

These guys are great, would love to see the full film with this

[@crawfordtillinghast3358]

Donald Dewar www.rifftrax.com/terminator-3

[@Artman1991]

"President Federline." I honestly forgot Kevin Federline existed.

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Same. Pretty sure it’s the same for everyone in his life.

[@Turbo9987]

"None of this is going to happen -" KABOOOOM!!!!

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

"See you in Number Four! Pretty sure I'll be available!" I may be the only one who waits to see Earl Boen the character actor when it comes to these movies. So that joke's no exaggeration in my case. "How can you fear someone so cute and pouty?" I agree.

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

To me, showdown scenes in public bathrooms just aren't entertaining. That's one of the reasons I don't watch FREEBIE AND THE BEAN. And it doesn't work any better for me when the showdown is between two cyborgs, instead of a cop and a transvestite!

[@nailo1]

i can't wait to hear rifftrax transformer 4....now with the funky bunch

[@sweetdeal68]

"Probably because they don't make stickers that out right say, 'I'm a dipshit!'"

[@Anynom]

"How can you fear someone so cute and pouty?" "It's getting hot in hearse!"

[@SASardonic]

I had no idea Dr. Bashir was in this movie

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

4:48 Holy thrust punch Wesker!

[@21melpomene]

Same here, except I was 12 when this came out--probably old enough to know better. How old were you?

[@SpookyNero]

"It's getting hot in hearse." lol

[@govetter]

Just gimme a Budweiser already! ;-)

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

As crazy as I am about MST3K an all the later versions of it, my big problem is some of the running jokes, some of the ones they'd get COMPLETELY hung up on. So I know just what Kyle Greenough means when it comes to that.

[@jonathangilat3537]

Silberman from a mental institute doctor to PSTD doctor what the hell happened to him post T2 for fucks sake?

[@marksmith4346]

Early script for this written by Rowsdower.

[@leewright1]

Two 'reboots' later and this TV movie Terminator entry ain't looking so bad after all.

[@normaleitalia]

4:20 Gesundheit!

[@kobo7600]

T3 rules

[@guyvizard549]

Carol Malden?

[@svenjansen2134]

Can't remember the arm through cop in car scene..

[@jorgezarco9269]

Mike Nelson speaks German? LOL! :-)

[@barbaro267]

love this movie! Although the 4th one was the best :)

[@Zice033]

Let me just say something. In Roman numerals, X means 10. Suddenly, the lameness of T-X all makes sense now. It's just an inferior model.

[@dzhellek]

So the Malcom X movie was the tenth in a series?

[@Zice033]

Yes. Malcom 1-9 was about as good as Big Hero 1-5. Which Is to say, Not very.

[@80MWH]

Zice033 Wonder if any of the previous films before Project X were any better.

[@Zice033]

Surprisingly, Projects 1-9 were documentaries on the making of "Bang Bang You're Dead"

[@Athlynne]

Thank you, guys, for making fun of this terrible, terrible movie.

[@LakituKoopa]

Not. your. buisness, buddy.

[@meangreen8873]

0:24 - 0:58 ALRIGHT FUCK... I love these guys but can't stand the stupid jokes that drag on and on and on...

[@PoopaChallupa]

Not to mention she's not very pretty.

[@butchdeadlift10]

Never thought the T-X was a good terminator. A megaman robot wrapped in a liquid metal sheath? Lame. They needed to go back a bit. The reason for naked Arnold is that the cyborgnetic organic components made time travel possible (which makes T-2 a huge continuity hiccup for the T-1000). I think they should have had a full reversal; have Skynet send a man into the past, but the man is really a carrier for 200 brain controlling parasite robots the size of peach pits. Think about 200 people turned into zombies with marine level combat capability Vs the T-800. Tactically it would make sense to send the closest thing to an army into the past with an even higher rate of infiltration (and higher chance for awesome action scenes)........and I hope someone steals this idea for a movie.

[@j.m.marshall669]

Apparently the T-1000 can generate a synthetic bioelectric field (or something like that) which enabled it to go through the time machine, by essentially tricking it.