The Best of Signs That Are Way Too Funny

[@bossdt95]

"Check out these videos - they're absolutely amazing, guys!" The Best of "People Of Walmart You Won’t Believe Actually Exist kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWW8iGqhbKlmqqc The Best of "100% Real Scary Photos kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3akfp6Dl9eFsNk The Best of "You Had ONE Job! kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2StYYtuobx9ic0 The Best of "Ingenious Inventions Of Redneck Engineering kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5ewaaWLmLWBnsU The Best of "People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HEdKp6mbWme6c The Best of "MILDLY INFURIATING kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4DRXnafjb2Igck The Best Of "Mildly Interesting Photos kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJPRcp-JlLmhhdU

[@airgunfun4248]

You are a Kom-E mo

[@TheMasterMoose]

“What ever just wash your hands” is hilarious

[@ヘスリングマイク-j2i]

It took me almost 2 hours to watch this. I had to pause and laugh so much. Humor, intentional or not, is always a pleasure.

[@mrthisbetterstick7776]

"...pretend it's 1995." Will do, as long as I'm also getting 1995 prices!

[@heiwitzer]

Most of it is actually HILARIOUS !! Thanks a lot 😂

[@StrawberryFieldsNIR]

They were great! Some were pure genius.

[@laurenmentink7401]

Have to watch multiple times. Keep missing stuff from laughing so much. Just subscribed.

[@moogie42069]

I love the "We Don't Rent Pigs" sign... I loved "Lonesome Dove"!

[@jessiedeocares2591]

“Just because youre offended, it doesnt mean youre right.” Thats from the comedy genius Ricky Gervais. he said once on a talk show with whoopi goldberg

[@Picasso-f9j]

They mean if what you are looking to buy is something you really normally would need al necessity, then we ain't got it because we only sell shit nobody really needs.😂😂

[@RobertScott-pp6gj]

This is by far the best long compilation of funny signs I have seen!

[@diggraph]

Yes it sure is. Pity the music repeated 3 times !

[@rattywoof5259]

2:32 - like the guy who bought a new boomerang and had a hell of a job trying to throw the old one away.

[@Genchoui]

The Volkswagen/KFC advert made me laugh out loud, and that's not something I do that often while watching videos by myself... Great compilation!

[@Marianne-k4u]

I found a sign in Ireland that said 'No turist shooting' right beside a golf club

[@SpecialKindOfCrazy]

Funny AF, thanks

[@Fadamor]

14:48 U.S. Congressman Sonny Bono - died January 5, 1998 at the Heavenly Mountain Resort in South Lake Tahoe, CA 24:21 Most people are probably too young to realize this sign refers to the lyrics of a 1970 Rock hit called "Signs" by Five Man Electric Band. The opening lyric: And the sign said, "Long-haired freaky people, need not apply." A sign referring to "Signs". Recursively genius!

[@WesleyDuesing]

Sonny skied into a tree, if you remember!

[@Fadamor]

@@WesleyDuesing I do. That's why I posted with regards to the sign.

[@automnejoy5308]

I'm a millennial and I know the song. Our boomer parents made sure we grew up with a lot of their music. That's why I was better versed in 60's and 70's hits more so even than 80's.

[@lngreeneyes84]

Skiid

[@Fadamor]

@@lngreeneyes84 ???

[@tc6818]

11:05 Saying "Zzyzx" aloud might transport you to a debris room or a cabin.

[@rattywoof5259]

1:50 - something like what Broderick Crawford said at the end of episodes of "Highway Patrol" - there, now you know just how ancient I am.

[@extremecube]

39:23 After reading it many times for like 5 minutes, I think it is supposed to say one of these things: “We are for open takeout” OR “We are open for takeout” OR “For takeout, we are open” The second and third make more sense, but the words don’t really follow any pattern, so I’m not really sure what it is supposed to be.

[@rickncam3]

Never thought that it was possible for a wife to be free. Mine cost me a fortune before, but mostly after, the wedding. Not free, but I guess worth it.

[@extremecube]

It’s called slavery

[@rickncam3]

The hiding from wife 'bar phone rates' is a flash back to before everybody had cell phones. Wives looking for their husband would have to phone the bar phone which was behind the bar. It would have been well worth the $3 to have the bartender tell your wife on the phone that you had one drink (as promised) but left afterwards. For three bucks you could likely stay for another drink no matter how many you have actually had before then. Cell phones screwed that up major time.

[@DavidLee-yu7yz]

The cell phone battery could be 'flat' but aren't they all flat anyway!

[@HappyPandaChannel]

Great work! Looking forward to the next upload!

[@brendawalters3728]

Well, the no nut sign on the peanut jar is not wrong. I believe, peanuts grow underground please correct me if I'm mistaken but I think they are legumes, not nuts which grow on trees.

[@oldlady1314]

True.

[@aprildegele1510]

"All Americans must be accompanied by an adult" ,,,, Never more true, To the rest of the world, I'm sorry. Not my bad, I'm as perplexed as you are. And more terrified,

[@dawnetaverner1382]

I don’t believe how this is happening, it’s scary as all hell that what looks like a rabid social experiment

[@dawnetaverner1382]

A rabid social experiment run amuck… n just can’t be real, please can I wake up? Scared to death😞😞🩵🩵🩵🩵

[@elizabethsohler6516]

You have company. Not much comfort I know.

[@Loupmtf]

Did we mix the red and blue pills together?

[@user-vk7cp1op9p]

I am with you, not understanding why it happened, and I think some of us chose our demise. I am with you. I only wanted to keep what we had, not asking more, but I, and you, apparently should have done more, though, even in my seventh decade, I still don't know what I failed to do.

[@Whitewolf1984p]

Pirates knocked up Shrek got me so freaking hard XD

[@brucea9871]

"Ninja turtle search in progress" (6:02) reminds me of a news story I heard shortly after the Ninja turtles movie was released. Some children were seen near manhole covers trying to catch a glimpse of Ninja turtles. I believe it. When I was a very young child I watched a movie about Martians invading Earth. I had a hard time getting to sleep that night, thinking the Martians were going to come any minute.

[@Meryssa-b4k]

13:40 I literally thought Google was around longer than that, if that's when Google came out then I'm older than it too by a few years. Lmao

[@minotaurbison]

....uh... that Hannah one... well... she's my niece, for real, I'm not joking and I remember that sign happening. Still funny AF

[@brucemoose9587]

at 11:10 mins😂🤣😆only in CrazyCalif, and most folks in SouthernCal cant say it either

[@Kualinar]

7:25 There is a problem here... Adam & Eve where NEVER allowed to access those terms & conditions until AFTER they did something that was not allowed in them. 8:13 Also, it's not because you CHOSE to be offended that there is anything to be offended against. 14:25 Because evil is the root and the church the trunk.

[@MichaelMcKinnon-m4r]

If you're confused about which is the mens room, it's the one on the right. Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays hence the McDonald's sign. If you believe that ducks are used to make Duck Tape, my condolences to your parents because they evidently lost a kid without realizing it. Goodyear isn't joking, someone tried to shoot down one of their blimps a while back.

[@je8452]

26:26 I've seen a sign like that but at the bottom in small print it said "ALSO THE BRIDGE IS OUT."

[@eddisc4205]

@44:44 NOT parenthesis, those are quotation marks, silly!!

[@lesliejackson149]

39:09 Read the letters from top to bottom, then again next column over, and again... and again. Inhale... Exhale

[@alm7707]

The sign at 13:34 not only says free wife but says coffe brick instead of coffee break (although coffee brick is a thing) and message instead of massage like the picture.. wrong in so many ways.

[@Picasso-f9j]

Since you obviously don't know and sadly many church leaders don't tell you, but the Bible says " the LOVE of money is the root of evil. But it also says that" MONEY answerth All things". Look it up. But I still like the sign it's so true.

[@dosendaring]

8:01 What if 2 men holding hands AND each holding a gun? What should we do?

[@WithTwoFlakes]

26:24 This one reminds me of one I saw years ago that just said " Rocks must not be thrown at this sign " 🤔

[@lynnbarsby7356]

Bloody good that

[@Rjmxg]

4:38 If your driver is a duck, do not get inside that truck!

[@youtubemakesmedothis7280]

39:10 says "Inhale" on the left and "Exhale" on the right. Bet you figured that out and I didn't need to mention it. Sorry.

[@ChelsieLilly]

older than google me too

[@Doxymeister]

@1:23, Holy cow, I really did! ROFL!

[@kussemeinkont]

Every REAL disaster starts with a government believing a scientist

[@annewhite3482]

Yeah, the disaster of all the morons in government.

[@noelmcauliffe]

8:26 Anything to the left of the rabbit would feel the warmth of my love, anything to the right of the rabbit would feel the warmth of my grill

[@Kualinar]

And the rabbit will feel both.

[@PixieLust-w6z]

including the horse? gross.

[@Kualinar]

@@PixieLust-w6z Horse meat is very good. It's also pretty lean, very little fat compared to beef.

[@animalhouse247]

Perfect balance-love on one side, BBQ mastery on the other. The rabbit clearly knows which side to stay on! 😄🔥🐇

[@kasahadragon9499]

Zzyzx is said as Zye-zix (I had to google 😂)

[@urkiddingme6254]

8:41 Is the tree branch hand gesture part of the ITALIAN AF joke here?

[@nopopkrap4]

28:38 , i'd like to speak to the BRANCH manager please !!!!!

[@howiemccarter7617]

At 14:33 I do not know which one to use. ??? Be sure to look close.

[@henryhurt3778]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChristineSharples]

Instead of fastfood it should be fatsfood 😂

[@kasahadragon9499]

My domestic science teacher used to say that back in the 80's 😂

[@_PJW_]

16:28 : so what happened .......... to Noah, his wife Naamah, and their three sons Shem, Ham, and Japheth?

[@bloodymarvelous4790]

They were all made up.

[@juicylucyfan7539]

It's duct tape not duck tape, but still funny.

[@_PJW_]

3:50 : either that or your wife.

[@cyirvine6300]

11:05 it's very phonetic. Too bad you can't use it in scrabble!

[@cyirvine6300]

Ziziks

[@_PJW_]

Leave it to the Americans not to know the difference between a cookie and a biscuit. Fot centuries to this day the Dutch differentiate between 'koekje, 'biscuitje' and 'beschuitje'.

[@maunsell24]

@41:25 - Golfers.

[@Datrebor]

I like the sign at 35:56 and they took away from that is. Jellyfishes in the desert? Not one word about Shark in the desert. Why is that, I wonder? Where is this place that it is normal to see Sharks in the desert? Well, 37:47 it is true, peanuts, they're technically a legume. Not a true nut.

[@cindyhomm9235]

0:19 ? Anyone ?

[@BionicCommando_Nathan]

THIS WAY TO WAR😮

[@youtubemakesmedothis7280]

Mushrooms is a dirty word that needs a letter blurred out? Really?

[@nopopkrap4]

at 34:05 , A 3 HOUR TOUR, A 3 HOUR TOUR !!!!

[@SherryHerzog]

Some of these hard to read 4 me

[@SmileDaily.Official]

so funny

[@ChelsieLilly]

if you read the sign fast enough it says would i have told you you read the top line wrong

[@Katzztar]

DISHPIT... I read that wrong.

[@TeenyWeeny-c5y]

Zzyzx is a town between LOS ANGELES and Las Vegas... It is pronounced "ZIZ-ICKS"

[@airgunfun4248]

10:47 To FKn bad

[@Nino-v7u]

Attempting to censor the Human Race (main point) leads to missing the point of half these entries!

[@jasonwolfanger4181]

Just some free advice. due to some of the comments you need to hire a genx or late millennial to your staff so that the confusing signs can be explained before you publish.

[@jowilliams2323]

The correct quote is: The LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Noah’s family was also on the Ark; not just animals. Who do you think took care of all those animals; Noah couldn’t do it all. I could go on, but I’ll stop here.

[@jayadinash9102]

Do we really need the yellow subtitles?

[@VirginiaMorenoDiaz-q1r]

Ayoooooooo

[@maryblaufuss7533]

" That's a quotation mark. ( ) These are parentheses. So I'm forced to say "Duh!" (I would have liked to have said "Great video!")

[@bachgenb]

Excellent selection, spoiled only by the naff subtitles. Offer them as an option for those with no sense of humour.

[@zeriousvolt1245]

First they narrated videos - badly. Now they caption signs - worse. What's next?

[@williammcdermet6932]

This would be better with out the worthless captions.

[@Terrormurmel]

Zu blöd 😂

[@Nino-v7u]

What is WRONG or 'indecent' of the word WINE? Are you one of these moralists? I DO NOT consume alcohol, But can use THE WORD wine! You PRUDE!

[@dorcom]

While it is funny, what is not is the idiotic blurring of certain words that are anyway readable! 👎👎

[@VickiMcCormick-jf5pe]

Oh my gosh, these were brilliant. I loved all of them, but the Americans need to have an adult. No truer words were spoken. The way they act is such an embarrassment that if I go over I'm adopting an accent, so I can lie about were I'm from. Never seen such horrible people in action.

[@jeepien]

The snipe at Canadian health care is horseshit, and therefore not funny.

[@kingstonart]

Yup, the other two people would immediately jump up, help the person who fell and the nurse running over would get a crash cart asap. Love my Canadian healthcare!

[@DavidLee-yu7yz]

Also the snipe at 20:54 re. Trump Politics should not be done and in bad taste, regardless of your poltical persuasion so in very bad taste.

[@chrisshepley5832]

@@DavidLee-yu7yz Here in Australia we thought it was in excellent taste!!

[@jeepien]

@@DavidLee-yu7yz :: Oh, please. If it wasn't for bad taste, Trump would have no taste at all.

[@logangodofcandy]

All you need is a sign that says "Canadian healthcare" and everyone laughs. Such a garbage country