The BEST Pick Up Line

[@sappyg6904]

"Hey do you kno- " - "I have a bf"

[@BySixa]

- the muffin man?

[@tommymaxey2665]

Do you know your car was doubling parking, it caused an accident out front

[@matthewp2794]

​@@BySixa The muffin man?

[@VijayThakurMD]

The muffin man​@@matthewp2794

[@The-real-negan]

@@matthewp2794the muffin man!

[@cobano9953]

“Which dish soap works best, you seem knowledgeable in the field of work”

[@samuelspeyer1671]

Bro 💀😂

[@StijnLampo]

No, no, no, no... 😂

[@allieboy181]

This was too good😂

[@mathgasm8484]

I need help which vacuum cleaner as well do you prefer?

[@khadeejahassen]

No wonder her fans are single and complaining about women. I'm glad women aren't with men like you

[@bodywornbobby1146]

As I hold up a cucumber at a girl in the market, "Hey is this too big for you?"

[@redg9191]

😂😂😂 aww fuck

[@Crosby917]

Underrated 😂

[@GeneWagner-wl7od]

Hehehehehe I genuinely laughed out loud thanks bro 😂😂😂

[@wokeclub1844]

I only live for such comments on her videos Lmao

[@ryanmacfarlane7560]

At the gym, "hey can you tell me where to buy some organic anal beads? I'm new to Canada, just trying to fit in ya know.

[@epmcgee]

"Does this outfit match?" She gon think you playing for the other team fam.

[@knowartist3383]

underrated comment (so far). this is better than the top comment. I had fucking tears, laughing!!! thanks, fam

[@erinkarendaring7021]

I did this, have 5 restraining orders now.

[@Jdabomb93]

wtf you say? lol

[@ElectricianMagician]

Ted Bundy used the "ask for help" tip, and it worked wonders! True story. They made a movie or two about it. 🤙

[@sajehy7095]

great guy that ted bundy. so fluffy name

[@sen7826]

I hear he was a real ladykiller, that one

[@grantyentis5507]

The judge thought he'd make a great lawyer! But he took a different career path

[@Jdabomb93]

🎶 “I've fallennnnn DOWWWWWN, my nose bleeding BADDDDDLY!!!” I'm WHERE, youuuu, wantttttt, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” 🎶 - Animal Alpha (Song: “Bundy”)(about one of bundy’s victim’s planning their revenge on him after being physically abused) (song played in the witch-hunter movie “Hansel and Gretel) (suck my di- lol)

[@Jdabomb93]

🎶 “I've fallennnnn DOWWWWWN, my nose bleeding BADDDDDLY!!!” I'm WHERE, youuuu, wantttttt, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” 🎶 - Animal Alpha (Song: “Bundy”)(about one of bundy’s victim’s planning their revenge on him after being physically abused) (song played in the witch-hunter movie “Hansel and Gretel) (suck my d- lol)

[@pitaochai]

*"never ask a fish how to catch a fellow fish, ask the fishermen instead"*

[@GIR177]

You do realize fish don't want to be caught, right? This analogy for dating advice has always been utter garbage on multiple levels.

[@Lakitu1446]

@@GIR177In my opinion, absolutely not, the girls who would give you this "advice" don't want you to try to seduce them of course. And those who really want to will help you do so, at least those worth your time, who have enough courage to be able to take action. However i fell for it multiple times, never worked out, despite all of my ✨qUaLiTiEs ✨ I will only acknowledge guy's experience in this domain, especially the more they are similar to me.

[@giftzwerg7345]

Bro this os acctuall a good tip, but you do you,

[@ppumpkin3282]

That's why you never ask a fish.@@GIR177

[@spicynugget375]

​@@GIR177isn't that the point of the analogy tho, of you ask a fish how to catch a fish that's like asking a girls best friend what you should do. But then again I guess asking the fisherman would be like asking her dad or one of her exes.

[@humanactivated1017]

This chick is smart , this is exactly what I did and now it’s been 11 years of my ex telling me I need help .

[@meyr1992]

maybe if you stop calling women chicks

[@D1nk13]

Lol.. That took a turn..

[@protorhinocerator142]

She's only agreeing with you. You said you need help. CORRECT What more can you ask for?

[@mikepiccolo32]

​@@D1nk13nuts

[@Jdabomb93]

You need help… beCAUSSSSSE? 💁🏾‍♂️

[@angeloattard]

Watching your videos makes me feel that there’s still good people around the world and full at heart.

[@GoldenMushroom64]

Yeah, right? She’s cool and seems very level headed

[@amin_baccari]

There are no good people in this world, people are inherently not good; they're driven by self-centered motives and personal interests. As the 17th-century English philosopher Thomas Hobbes puts it, "Man is wolf to Man", emphasizing our selfish tendencies and evil. Even acts of charity are often done with underlying motives-religious individuals may seek a place in heaven, while others may do it for a sense of personal satisfaction or to ease their conscience. Every action has a motive; true selfless goodness is non-existent

[@pawelkorsunskiy9660]

The girl just killed the whole pick up industry

[@Marco_My_Words]

It might work for women if they're trying to find new friends, but not really for men.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

@@Marco_My_Words It might also work for lesbians and straight women trying to pick up a man but for the latter any actual communication works.

[@harresdirksen1950]

Actually this "technique" is commonly used in the pick up community.

[@johnv5156]

@@harresdirksen1950 Yeah, 2005 called.

[@frenchtoastmafia1]

She’s right about one thing. A woman is always ready to make their opinion heard

[@balintvass4771]

A pineapple is ripe when it's no longer a kiwi September 21st's edit: someone just pointed out she probably knew it was a pineapple and was only joking. Thank God this is not the top comment anymore because it was fairly dumb from me lol (Now I'm also pathetic for even mentioning the top comment stuff)

[@flowergurl0575]

😂😂😂 caught that 😂😂😂

[@19993gt]

Some one told her right???

[@balintvass4771]

I certainly did so yeah

[@balintvass4771]

Tbf I can absolutely see myself getting an equally basic thing wrong simply because it's irrelevant to what I'm trying to say. Ultimately it didn't matter what fruit was she holding in her hand

[@19993gt]

@@balintvass4771 what we’re you trying to say? Was it the evolution of a pineapple from a kiwi?

[@SurveyingBTS]

A woman loves it when a man asks for her opinion. She loves it more when he listens and asks quality questions. Thank you for putting up quality content and good advice. The world sorely needs it when there is so much bad advice out there.

[@jasongates-]

I once walked into a diner. The cashier said "Are you here for a pick up?" I said "No, unless you want to give me your phone number."

[@JamesRDavenport]

....and then out came the tazer ;)

[@games4us132]

And then came cops

[@jasongates-]

Her response was to simply tell me the price of the soda I was getting, and I laughed and paid and left.

[@vargaspueblo]

Only works if the guy is good looking. Otherwise the girl will call him a creep

[@a.d.hunter905]

There's only one problem: men don't care about women's opinion so she'll know something's up

[@MewinMoose]

That's actually insightful idk why we think it's too hard and overcomplicate things.

[@jerryboonpodiatristchiropo4352]

I love this chick, she’s very encouraging to us blokes. Great 👍🏻

[@Deerhunterjs]

Love this. I've been looking for a good opener that doesn't come off as weird or cheesy that works anywhere. Thank you.

[@nolifezay4636]

Did it work fam

[@我们爱面]

“Women love to give their opinion.” Fkn right

[@The-Benjamin-786]

Ngl this is the best and most solid advice I’ve heard in a long while, so simple genuine and human thus effective

[@Jdabomb93]

lol sarcasm?

[@The-Benjamin-786]

@@Jdabomb93 lol it actually wasn’t but I can see why it comes across that way

[@Jdabomb93]

@@The-Benjamin-786 When it’s over expressed, can seem like exaggerated. Hence sarcasm or a joke. lol

[@amin_baccari]

So genuine and simple it might cause you rejection and public embarrassment, and a high chance of appearing in court for sexual harassment

[@amin_baccari]

So genuine and simple it might cause you rejection and public embarrassment, and a high chance of appearing in court for sexual harassment

[@dangalvin3922]

You have this correct, ask a woman for her opinion and you may be receiving it for the rest of your life. Wether you want it or not

[@LeIronPickle]

Dang this girl STILL fighting for us boys. STILL making America great again.

[@geo3106]

It’s not about “Make America Great Again”

[@LeIronPickle]

@@geo3106 it can be. Do you not think the the dynamic between men and women has been going in the wrong direction? I see so much hate nowadays towards men. Plus it was kinda just a joke.

[@geo3106]

@@LeIronPickle Ok, right, I can agree that America has originated most of the woke shit, but what about other countries infected by it such as the UK?

[@youngman2647]

This girl is so right ;)

[@teresapike8342]

American suck great Britain is the best why well call it GREAT

[@dramaqueen2561]

Fact! As a woman I love helping people.

[@michaelgrant6032]

We cannot help enormous bumhole problems.

[@flowergurl0575]

😂😂😂 that last sentence is full of facts. Just like men like to be the fixers of something, we women like to put our input on things.

[@diesel4ever273]

Be honest, would you actually start talking to a man and atleast give him a chance just because he asked your opinion on something? Imagine if you were on the streets and it actually happened for real

[@glennmorren2892]

If the request or question was legit then guess there's a chance on a reply But you'll prob get ridiculed and/or a closed answer (yes no i dont know etc) annnd thas it Especially if you go for the 'do you know any smoothie shops' as men don't go there generally/at all The female perspective one is alright but the rest just makes you seem like a 5 year old that doesn't know when fruit is ripe..

[@stevenrivas3736]

This has actually worked for me multiple times. Good advice.

[@nekow1785]

I did this when I got to college, I just asked where the library was lol, most women are kind and polite I’ve found

[@TheEryk03]

Couse you black. They don't want to be recognized as some racists that's why they are polite for you. I wouldn't care tho.

[@grettirgrattmards2348]

You must be: 1.) Tall n attractive 2.) Not short and ugly

[@humptydumpty9205]

​@@grettirgrattmards2348 😂😂😂

[@nekow1785]

@@grettirgrattmards2348 I’m only about 5’6-5’7. Its just been my experience.

[@evcarlos13]

@@grettirgrattmards2348 wrong You must be: Confident and assertive

[@matTmin45fr]

The thing is… we don’t approach women in the streets anymore. Too dangerous. 🚨

[@brandonbp122]

I'm always scared she'll be carrying numchucks!

[@michal_king478]

also if you wanna practice approaching girls randomly, just ask them for help, directions etc. with no intention of picking anyone up.

[@ddichny]

Excellent advice. Just start out getting used to having short no-stakes exchanges with various people (regardless of gender) throughout your day(s) then be on your way. Helped me get over my crushing social anxiety.

[@ppumpkin3282]

Say thanks.....what's your name? Get her name and the next time you see her "say Hi Susie, I found the place it was good" then expand your conversation. Don't overwhelm her at first meeting. I find most women are caught off guard and reject you at first for their own sense of safety and security. But after they see you are not pushy, they are more open, and the next time around they will make it clear they want to be asked again.

[@KevinP2]

This is FANTASTIC advice. I have been using this tactic to get better at talking to people in public regardless of gender. It shows that you are comfortable with being vulnerable about not knowing something while seemingly genuinely asking me help. It disarms the initial anxiety from a stranger approaching and interacting with you.

[@elidiaz9980]

Fellas NEVER APPROACH A WOMEN AT THE GYM!!!! no matter what they think you’re perverted or creepy 99.999999999999% of the time

[@nolifezay4636]

Not if their bad

[@blackjew23]

Actually this works. It makes it easier to jump into a conversation but it's only useful when it's natural like all other things.

[@un0RRS]

Pickup artists call this an "opinion opener". It really works. Doesn't convey too much interest, breaks the ice, and appeals to her ego. Also a good way to trick her into picking her own first date so you can focus on game instead of worrying if she'll like the venue, since she's the one who recommended it.

[@protorhinocerator142]

Pro tip.

[@ppumpkin3282]

When a women is ready to be asked out she will show interest. Recognize indicators of interest. Contrary to popular opinion, men do not pickup women, women let men know when they want to be picked up.@@protorhinocerator142

[@dark_sunset]

who cares

[@nolifezay4636]

@@dark_sunsetI do cuz this year I’ll get a gf

[@AllenMacCannell]

This is the #1 advice used in the pickup artist industry. Getting someone to interact isn't hard. Getting the interaction to last more than ten seconds is something else

[@HarleyandBullet]

That’s exactly how I met my wife.

[@svipace8220]

Tell us about how exactly divorced from your wife too.

[@nolifezay4636]

Plz give me the rundown I need help

[@michaelmaier7262]

​@@svipace8220bitter much?

[@esihlesaunders6023]

Watching your tips makes me realize why people thought i was a player when i was younger

[@ThenameisOskar]

A girl will always be nice and try to help. That wont get you the digits though.

[@bestdjaf7499]

Well, not always. There are women who tell men to never approach a woman. They might scream & run away.

[@ThenameisOskar]

@@bestdjaf7499 Yup never approach them and see the girl of your dreams walk away 🙃

[@Marco_My_Words]

@@bestdjaf7499 Those women probably make up 1% of the population. I'll take my chances.

[@bestdjaf7499]

@@ThenameisOskar good luck

[@bestdjaf7499]

@@Marco_My_Words Every woman wants a taller & stronger & smarter & richer guy... It's a fact. Women also want to be the boss. They dont want to cook, but they want you to take out the garbage. They dont like when you play computer or hanging out with boys, but she cant live without whatever she does & her girls night out & vacations & shopping & .... * And it goes into infinity. It's never enough money, but ypu souldnt work long hours or she wants longer vacations whenever she feels like.

[@agc7582]

LOL - I literally laughed out loud. Hilarious!

[@moosecouture1]

This is important because attractive women want to feel like they are valuable and their opinion matters... Great way to show you are not objectifying them.

[@rocketninja4112]

I don't know if English is your mother language or if it was auto correct but could you change the 'what' in your comment to 'want', because otherwise it doesn't make sense

[@eternalrage6548]

​@@rocketninja4112 the hero that we actually needed. Way to go. (Not being sarcastic)

[@RobertTaylor-gz2fu]

She'd find this approach needy & annoying.

[@protorhinocerator142]

@@RobertTaylor-gz2fu You need to fake a real problem. You can't just ask, Which way is up? and then stare at her. Like I do.

[@RobertTaylor-gz2fu]

@@protorhinocerator142 The examples she gives are very unlikely to work.

[@handsomebarber424]

Better to understand than to be understood

[@maddiz_lr8459]

As a girl who learned it from a Hawaiian born and bred, a pineapple is ripe when the bottom smells sweet.

[@Kev03749]

Wait what?! Actually? Im looking forward to all the looks im gonna get at walmart😅😂

[@drewpamon]

Does it need to not be a kiwi?

[@maddiz_lr8459]

@@drewpamon what?

[@ddichny]

@@maddiz_lr8459 They're making a joke about how in the video, she suggests the line about "this pineapple" while she's actually holding a kiwi fruit.

[@AnonYmous-be9vw]

Thanks! I just learned something. Have a great day!

[@too2810]

This 100% works. It’s such an easy way to break the ice.

[@nolifezay4636]

What do I say after that? More interview questions tf?

[@abbysworld05]

Fax, I love helping people out

[@joeythegypsy]

That's pretty brilliant actually

[@elijahrose7913]

I’m going to take this tip. Thanks 💯

[@kryphons9138]

"Hey, do you know if this Pineapple is ripe?" "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

[@redfatseal2407]

Worth a shot

[@michalp1]

Good tip. I will ask for help from girls and hope that they understand what's happening and take me to their home.

[@protorhinocerator142]

Thanx for the solid advice.

[@PhaZeUnleashed]

Doesn’t matter they will just assume the extremes and think you want to get in their pants. You’re screwed regardless.

[@kevingath9801]

This is brilliant. Pretend like you don't know how the world works and she'll think you're a project. Then slowly reveal yourself to simulate growth when you were a whole person the entire time!

[@Jack-hp8no]

Don’t take women advice from women, women want a man that’s confident and asking a question as your introduction is a bad idea

[@valen0179]

Works especially if you're colorblind, they love that!

[@_Atlas.]

And if their opinions are shit and their advice sucks, you know to bounce.

[@cameronmccoy5051]

EXACTLY!!! No reason not to work in some red flag identification into that process.

[@craigcederberg158]

You are really clever! I really hope that you are kind even with those of us who are not so attractive. Especially, with that superpower! Remember, with great power comes great responsibility! Really, I had spoken to this one particular girl a couple of times, and finally I got to the point of asking her out. She was humble, kind, flattering, complimentary towards me. She gently let me know how she felt, that she was taken but was kind.... I remember clearly feeling better about myself afterwards than before I asked! And that was 25 years ago!

[@CorbinMusso88]

“Hey, do you think this mask goes well with my machete?” “Hey, do you think you could open your blinds before you go to sleep?” “Hey. Are you about a size 14?” Yeah I’m not doing this right.

[@jakeboden8711]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[@huntergtx]

"Next time you want to approach a gi-" Too much!

[@ironwillie7666]

There is nothing a man can do. If she likes him, she will let him know.

[@ganges2264]

No she won't lmao , girls are 10x more scared to approach a guy. The most she'll do is glance at you at hopes that you will initiate the conversation. What you should do , is bite the bullet and go talk to her. Better rejected than to have never tried.

[@ironwillie7666]

@@ganges2264 If she is "scared" as you might say, then she doesn't really like you that much. Or she is shy and who wants a shy GF? Trust me, if she really likes you, she will let you know. Head games are for the weak minded... BTW, women are not scared to approach men at all. To use your approach, women are 10x more sophisticated at social interacts and disguise their actions to avoid accountability in the dating market. Even the old school ladies dropped a handkerchief for the men they wanted.....

[@ganges2264]

@@ironwillie7666 I used the word "scared" as in "scared of rejection" not literally being scared of me. Although being intimidating to a degree is generally attractive to girls. Also , yes girls ARE shy around their crush , that's just a common healthy behaviour not something wrong with them. And I can't believe you unironically said "who wants a shy gf" , because people flock towards a submissive cute types (myself included). Funny , last time I checked it was the men who initiate 90% of relationships. Its interesting that you claim women are confident and can approach men and then immediately provide an example of women subtly giving men hints by dropping a handkerchief. Buddy , approaching someone does not mean giving subtle signs. I agree women can be smart when it comes to flirting but they will never come to you and directly ask you out. It's a larger risk for them and they don't have the balls to handle rejection. Men just experience rejection more and have gotten used to it.

[@ironwillie7666]

@@ganges2264 Yes men are the gatekeepers of commitment but women are happy to initiate divorce! Women rule in all social interactions when men are concerned. Women are the gatekeepers to s3x. That is the part that YOU seem to think men own???? Good luck.

[@cribsandribs]

Loved seeing her in “Lady Balls”!!!

[@digitalfabric]

Gorgeous, brilliant and so vibrant! You were born for this =)

[@santapig]

"Next time you wann approach a girl" Aaand I was out 😂

[@IronRonin4real]

5 years from now the best pick up line will be: "i have unvaccinated semen"

[@Jordan_99]

I’m not vaxxed but I highly doubt this

[@smeltriver09]

Ha, ha, ha, ha!! That's hilarious! But yeah: that'd be me. I managed to evade the dangerous clot shot. We pure-bloods, or near pure-bloods, might just have some advantages, at some stage in the future.

[@FctHvn]

@@smeltriver09our advantage will be not having random strokes, myocarditis, and other shit 😂

[@drmachinewerke1]

Yeah but I’ll be 67

[@demonkinglamb636]

That's relevant right now to a lot of Women out there.

[@melvinr7278]

You don't ask a fish to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman to catch a fish

[@nickhopwood4233]

Ok here’s my thing. One of my female friends says it feels insincere or sleepy to come in with a question or conversation topic and then ask her out, like you were being disingenuous. Is there a way to avoid that or make it not like that?

[@balintvass4771]

It's almost like we're being gaslit into believing we're overthinking shit when in fact we have very legitimate reasons to think this much (Well perhaps not always but in this specific case it does seem like it)

[@balintvass4771]

@@WeissB94 I wonder why that happened to you

[@moemohamed8891]

No. Keep doing it. It will literally filter out the delusional ones.

[@moemohamed8891]

​@@balintvass4771 would you say the same about a grape victim? Why do you put blame back on the person when you have no reason(evidence) to?

[@balintvass4771]

@@moemohamed8891 I wouldn't be surprised in case a legit rape victim was here with us right now saying something about toxic masculinity and you immediately pretended she was labeling every single man as rapist and whined about how bad she was for it yet when a man shows a clearly misogynistic attitude and makes a generalizing and very negative remark against women en masse it's apparently okay. Curious

[@gregiskat8354]

This is BRILLIANT!

[@fillerbunnyninjashark271]

I don't approach. I'm tried of getting accused of shit

[@alshoes]

Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?

[@fillerbunnyninjashark271]

@@alshoes yes. My peace is more worth while. Hopefully you don't have to learn the same lessons

[@alshoes]

@@fillerbunnyninjashark271 Are you a monk?

[@brianwood5140]

Those tips are spot on. They absolutely work.

[@RandomSkitts]

That hoodie looks really cozy

[@steffen6520]

this doesnt just work on women. this works on EVERYONE. If you have are lonely and need some friends, trust me this works!

[@patrickmcdonald8513]

Billie, you are the best. Thank you so much for your advic Thank you so much for your advice.

[@kevinbarlow6640]

I love you for this ❤

[@GuffGuffGuffy]

This is genuinely great advice, for talking to anyone 😅

[@degreaseLLC]

I am absolutely dying from these impersonations of a man using pick up lines 😂

[@skinny_sam]

DON’T GIVE OUT THIS TECHNIQUE PEOPLE WILL RUIN IT 😭😭 This was my secret weapon 😂😂

[@TrueBlueBoogie]

😃 Great advice BillyRaeBrandt ! - I’ve used that script - it works, not every time ….but enough times to feel comfortable using it again.

[@KippHenry]

her bangs HER BANGS! 😅😍

[@AnonYmous-be9vw]

The problem with this strategy is that it's manipulative at its core. The man is asking a question he isn't interested in the answer to, he's just asking so he can talk to a pretty girl. It's disingenuous at best.

[@LavaDude]

When I was young I read something that said something like “the best pickup line is Hello” and that stuck with me forever

[@MrMedmechanic]

The camera gives a good perspective of the situation

[@mrdrybonestv]

“My 2 favorite things are changing myself and commitment.” Works every time.

[@dgreenapple]

you're great. Love it!

[@kalsven]

Thor: Hey, let's do "Get help" Loki: We are not doing "Get help" *Approaches woman Thor: "PLEASE MY BROTHER'S DYING!"

[@MuscleMan500]

Doesn't matter what you say as much as who says it. Muscular, tall, well off, skilled and respected men can get away with almost anything

[@Anguille2]

One of your best advices. I actually also do this with my two female managers... works great

[@Drainage_Eli]

I love her.

[@raymondreddington5847]

"Hey, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"

[@fredrickflanigan8291]

I'm sure you've heard this but your approach is very aggressive but you're in point is always on point so thank you

[@tadei21njumwa44]

instructions unclear on the bar tip, I just got roasted man😂

[@ArctisTheMonk]

I always ask that one girl at work for help so i can chill

[@J1T5XCR3M3NT]

This is a real princess

[@CR_Adventures]

Not me doing this with my crush at school 😂

[@juhis5936]

Instructions unclear went up to a girl screaming HELP ME and got pepper sprayed

[@awalk5177]

This is So True. She is smart.

[@jamesdelcol3701]

She made me aware that dating websites have become criminalized. They are extorting you.

[@thekingcobra5782]

Ngl this is actually the first time I’ve heard solid dating advice from a woman

[@rodsjohnson831]

This sounds like the first piece of advice that actually might work. , will try!

[@Christian_Bagger]

Get them invested, always the best approach!

[@King_Arthur_10]

A Professional Tip: dont ask Girls anything and dont Fake any interests. Focus on yourself, do Things that are good for you. When they are attracted from you, they will Show you or ask you. If Not, okay. stay single and Safe your Peace. Stay on your own and avoid Drama. I swear its so peacfull.

[@carter4627]

That last part, ain't that the truth😂

[@dennisdevore1648]

Love you, BR!!!

[@estebanyanez8572]

What a great way to mask your true intentions lol