The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

Jimmy Carr is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Miranda Hart, Nish Kumar, Jonathan Ross, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer battle it out to see who can remember most about... well everything!
Annual British TV show with a comedy panel in the style of a pub quiz with questions relating to the events of the year just gone by.
The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018
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[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Vic and Bob were on fire. "My name is James Bond... James Bond" is so simple and hilarious.

[@julianevans9548]

I love that Vic has loads of stories about famous people, and every single one of them is him doing something utterly bizarre. It's the very best kind of name-dropping.

[@bc4yt]

"Do you remember?" 😂

[@happivaras]

@julianevens9548 I just want a funny comedian, not a charity case. 6 out of 7 isn't bad. Although Claudia Winkleman would be a nightmare girlfriend.

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

He's brilliant. Bob too.

[@thurizaz795]

I love that you believe the rubbish that comes out of his mouth lol

[@happivaras]

@@cannotfindmyshoes3 Bob yes

[@st4rm4n3]

Bob Mortimer is so lovable that i can't help but smile like an idiot when he's on.

[@joannmay-anthony1076]

I love Bob on Would I Lie to You! and Claudia Winkelman. They are hysterical with their stories.

[@st4rm4n3]

He's fantastic on WILTY, such a good storyteller.

[@failuretolaunch4571]

Bob and Vic are the best duo out there. OBVIOUSLY 😊

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

You might be the first person ever to call them Bob and Vic. Do you also enjoy the work of Dec and Ant?

[@failuretolaunch4571]

Off course 😊

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

Yes, I agree. Vic and Bob are the most intelligent and the funniest there. And joking aside, they ARE both very well read, very intelligent.

[@mikegwillis]

I just love Bob Mortimer he is a national treasure!

[@dannymetcalfe8279]

I'm totally, completely, eternally, madly, hopelessly, and HELPLESSLY in love with Claudia Winkleman.

[@user-wm3bf7pi3u]

She's insane on Would I Lie to You and I think she did something on Task Master.

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

Please take her away from us ! (Actually I quite like her myself but I know she would be a nightmare to live with. You'd need a LOT of Valium. For both of you.)

[@jofi4580]

Great line up. Vic and Bob on the same team is a brilliant move

[@artursandwich1974]

Achy breaky Heart may be the only song that John Snow was sort of keeping the rhythm while doing his so-called "dancing". And I say it's absolutely amazing and adorable how he made an art and a forte out of not being able to dance.

[@Frawt]

Also, I'm pretty sure, close to the only time his dancing wasn't almost exclusively him swinging his right arm around in circles for all of it. Love the man, but his ability to dance is - as you said - non-existant, and yet we still love to see it.

[@artursandwich1974]

@@Frawt 😉🙂👍

[@LHyoutube]

1:25:39 - Jimmy foreshadowing his "I Literally Just Told You" quiz show which came along three years after this was filmed! 😲

[@Cheskaz]

I'm genuinely so thrown by the pronunciation of Nestle (fuck that genuinely monstrous company) in that old ad at 1:11:00

[@user-wm3bf7pi3u]

People say Jimmy is a robot but the "Don't Impress Me" bit makes me think Claudia is having a system meltdown and needs a major hardware upgrade.

[@50RatsinaCoat]

Vic and Bob absolutely broke me with those Willy Wonka answers.

[@sylviah.1443]

1:25:10 to 1:26:17 i think that is the only time jimmy actually gave the answer when he was asked for it, just out of emotion. 😂 "i love you, claudia but no"

[@danonck]

Also the fact that he invented his future show "I literally just told you".

[@blatant-One]

I've been watching your show on KZbin in America and I'm learning to speak English very badly.

[@nolanmcintyre14]

17:16 I'LL SLEEP WITH MARTIN, ME WOOD LOUSE I wonder if Bob Mortimer is accepting adoption applications

[@ironmaiden197]

1:25:59 is definitely my favouite bit of this whole episode.

[@user-wm3bf7pi3u]

I think the Monopoly pieces question could also be answered with the items the Polymorph turns into on "Polymorph" from Red Dwarf.

[@arkansaninva]

This entire episode was chaos from beginning to end

[@scottwlson6033]

BOB AND THAT DUDE THAT FUCKED UP THE EGG TRICK 😮😅😅😅

[@jsio3820]

Thanks for posting!

[@mentalwig420]

Lol Jimmy saying "I love you" Claudia. And they didn't catch it. 🤟🏽💯😊

[@user-fo9mw2qp1b]

They all are amazing comedians ❤

[@andrewcarson5850]

Simon Pegg was a Milky Bar Kid. He does a great interview about the struggles he had with the part, with Alan Partidge. Emotionl stuff.

[@Uatu-the-Watcher]

Those famous bears roaming the English hillsides.

[@puirYorick]

Thomas Edison *did not invent* the lightbulb. 💡He hired a huge team of technicians to develop a marketable (not permanent) filament for one he could make money from. The point was to turn the long-lasting lightbulb into a disposable item that people needed to buy continually instead of just once or twice in a lifetime.

[@TassieLorenzo]

If I understand correctly the long-lasting ones, like the Centennial Light, are incredibly dim. I don't think it is conspiracy and that bulb manufacturers are deliberately withholding long-lasting bulbs that are also incredibly bright. We see how, for example, automotive halogen light bulbs that are brighter bulbs don't last as long and vice versa (long-life bulbs are dimmer), it's just the engineering tradeoff. While LED bulbs with more didoes that are driven less hard would last longer (and are offered in some markets), by necessity they cost more to manufacture and are sold at a higher price, so again there is a trade-off there.

[@puirYorick]

@@TassieLorenzo My understanding is that the Centennial light is fed by a low-wattage dynamo - perhaps for obvious reasons. Cycling on and off will shorten the life of any incandescent bulb. A continuous duty glow at a moderate level will maximize the durability of any filament type. The tweaking of multiple factors is certainly a commercial decision.

[@poilboiler]

Isn't Jimmy's shaved bear fact from QI?

[@lozinozz7567]

The shaved bears were actually promoted as ‘pig faced woman’

[@user-by6cp2xv8k]

Filmed in the morning....Jimmy said it to the guests.

[@ElliotG89]

I can't help but feel that the Jonathans dogs scenario was kind of 'a bit' on his part that didn't really work?!

[@bobbeorn]

Miranda acting like the dog was dragging by her around- that woman could anchor a cruise liner. Re: the dogs, listening to the poor buggers trying to breath under hot studio lights wasn't for me.

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

It was a cheap shot. Those poor deformed dogs. It made me sick.

[@michaelkluko3660]

True ,, I got the same impression . It was just annoying !

[@garrygreen4814]

I always want Claudia to win

[@CheeseballPax-iw3br]

I have never got one of those children stories

[@ipellaers]

That's because they're SHIT.

[@starrosborne7839]

It’s not the same without Richard ayoade

[@terranceparsons5185]

You're right, it's way better

[@dannysstart2218]

my mum had a craving for skips when she was preg, hasn't eaten them since giving birth.

[@StickItUpYrBumGugle]

Eerie! 😲

[@joannmay-anthony1076]

I am paying monthly for no ads and but i am still getting ads as part of the video.

[@50RatsinaCoat]

Same here! I was so weirded out to have an advert after so long of not having them

[@joannmay-anthony1076]

@@50RatsinaCoatYeah made me pretty mad.

[@SWAMPMONSTER5000]

they’re nothing to do with youtube, they’re part of the video from wherever this person ripped the video from. skip past them you utter simpleton.

[@krock90]

Fun fact: Aside from the Beatles themselves, Bob Dylan is the only musician featured on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club album cover.

[@donnahighley2940]

Dion is also there.

[@Bryce3189]

how is that fun at all?

[@TheLastCrusader22]

​@@Bryce3189 To quote Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour: "He began that by saying 'it's interesting, isn't it?' and then proceeded to not be interesting for the next ten minutes!"

[@TKGTV]

Uganda Hart? Coulda gone with MiRwanda Hart but nah

[@mattofalltradez]

Embedding ads in a KZbin video while uploading copywrited content. Shame.

[@jacksonbrown4112]

Can soeone make an edit of this with nish removed?

[@tmarsden1878]

Jimmy Carr has some incriminating photos of Jon Snow, it's the only explanation, that or he got/gets him really drunk!?

[@LoneKharnivore]

Listening to those poor dogs struggle to breathe is fucking painful.

[@user-wm3bf7pi3u]

ASL = American Sign Language I = little finger up L = thumb and forefinger up Y = thumb and little finger up Add them all together and it spells ILY.

[@xbfalcon83]

Eugene Shoemaker is not an "astrologist"

[@mrmoran0077]

It's good to see nish laughing at his own jokes otherwise the show would be full of uncomfortable silences (or at least when he isn't shouting)

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

Jonathon...you also are overpaid. Many would say you are a massive pwick too.

[@terranceparsons5185]

Oh joy, no Richard Ayoade

[@jackbuff_I]

Betty Hill WAS NOT AND IS NOT a "nutter" .... Jimmy, you cnut.

[@jacobwatts1824]

u got him there buddy

[@user-wm3bf7pi3u]

He must have gotten her confused with Benny Hill.

[@terranceparsons5185]

Oh so she really was abducted by aliens then!

[@user-wm3bf7pi3u]

@@terranceparsons5185 It's the teeth that clenches it for me, the aliens have been harvesting us as cattle since the dawn of time and they just now realized there are false teeth.

[@jackbuff_I]

@@terranceparsons5185 well yeah, after serious and extensive research she had no reason to lie. To even make a co-racial relationship public was an extremely risky thing to do. Her recollection of Zeta Reticuli was incredibly strange and very strong evidence of contact. Human scientist's didn't know about until decades later. I encourage researching it with an open mind.

[@marcwilliams9824]

Nish Kumar? No thanks. Bye.

[@bumpty9830]

You didn't win that war, mate, Russia and the US won that war.

[@terranceparsons5185]

Well let's be honest, the Germans lost because they attacked Russia before knocking Britain out of the war and then Hitler decided he was a better general than von Paulus, von Runstedt, Rommel, Guederian, von Manstein etc. If Britain fell, how would the US beat Germany? If Britain fell what would prevent an army 2 to 3 times as large taking Russia?

[@ipellaers]

You mean Canada and the Ruskies? The US only supplied cannon fodder.