As a farmer, it is hilarious listening to him talk about the equipment. I drive these things every day and the way he describes them as death traps and spaceships made me lose it because I've never thought twice about it since I grew up doing it. It's all normal to me
@OstrichWrestler5 жыл бұрын
If you take a modern tractor/agriculture safety course you learn pretty quickly that, yes, these are machines of horrifying deaths.
@ComputersForNerds5 жыл бұрын
@@OstrichWrestler Well yes you have to be safe when working with large machinery, but I don't hop in the tractor thinking that I'm driving a death machine.
@codyharp70085 жыл бұрын
And he called the 3 point hitch a leader or something
@codenamecordon5 жыл бұрын
OstrichWrestler I’m pretty sure the older stuff was much more dangerous. Less powerful, yes, but still more dangerous
@orbit89565 жыл бұрын
Brian yOu MonStEr
@gheetza146 жыл бұрын
Grass? Plane? Sounds like a smuggling operation to me.
@AboveSomething6 жыл бұрын
*south america*
@mr.mobile45956 жыл бұрын
Really Dead Guy I love this
@Kaiser_XIII5 жыл бұрын
He kept saying "Drop them off" lol
@maxs.32385 жыл бұрын
Instantly reminded me of the movie 'blow' 😂
@alyxmason39345 жыл бұрын
He is getting arrested for drug smuggling to different country
@FrancisHatesStairs5 жыл бұрын
Farm equipment looks like death machines? _Let's all remember the weapon of choice for the _*_Grim Reaper himself_*_ is a _*_harvesting scythe._*
@watinc.99185 жыл бұрын
Francis lol
@dambah4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Djingoclottates4 жыл бұрын
I hate farm equipment
@InitiateDee4 жыл бұрын
@@Djingoclottates Then what are you doing here
@Djingoclottates4 жыл бұрын
@@InitiateDee the reference really went over your head, huh?
@Imholze5 жыл бұрын
Manufactures sell pink Foil and for every Role you buy there goes a donation to Breastcancer research. The pink color does not have a special function. It's a voluntary action and was started to support the image of the farmers.
@Blockinstaller125 жыл бұрын
04:33 Well, the most common depiction of death does wield farming equipment, so you might not be that far off...
@Yandere72906 жыл бұрын
Farm equipment is anti zombie material
@aidencoleman58525 жыл бұрын
Haha lol you could use the cropper to grind the zombies and shoot them into the truck
@JessJess3474 жыл бұрын
Mrpepe Andporkchops fresh meat to sell to the baker
Jewels Dashon mate, I don’t know what you’re whooshing, they legalized it here in Colorado way before anywhere else. He should have said that if that’s the point he was making.
@artistica-artyc.92104 жыл бұрын
@@williamwebb580 mate, aye? Not bad, for a low bloke like yeself. But in all seriousness, explaining a joke seems to defeat its purpose, dontcha think? Plus, I did it as a slight poke, not exactly meaning it.
@williamwebb5804 жыл бұрын
Jewels Dashon Yeah, I understand. Sorry if I was snappy.
@rocketdyneF15 жыл бұрын
Every time I see any kind of farming machinery is always think “imagine someone getting mangled in that”.
@myfarminglife22345 жыл бұрын
I does happen
@theglloonist87123 жыл бұрын
Why do I think the same
@Gilhelmi6 жыл бұрын
"Every piece of farm equipment is Final Destinationable" You have no idea. The stories I have heard, they are worse than you can imagine. Grain acts a lot more like a fluid when transported. I have heard of people "drowning" in grain bins (or suffocating, same difference).
@joshualovatt75956 жыл бұрын
Some farmers wrap their bales in pink for breast cancer research or something
@paulsonaksones6 жыл бұрын
wot
@gameeerrreerkiiddd81306 жыл бұрын
I farmer do not know that
@zerione96816 жыл бұрын
Yes in my country there goes 1€ to breast cancer per bale
@looniegaming94196 жыл бұрын
Dan Hughes yea I knoe
@bencrosbie5 жыл бұрын
Makes sence. Seen pink bales in real life lol
@WeatherNova6 жыл бұрын
fun fact: the Estancia Lapacho map was a platinum edition DLC in Farming Simulator 17
@fish61536 жыл бұрын
Party855 that isn’t a fun fact
@WeatherNova6 жыл бұрын
@@fish6153 how?
@fish61536 жыл бұрын
Party855 a fun fact is interesting not just something your informing someone of.
@WeatherNova6 жыл бұрын
@@fish6153 It could be interesting to some
@fish61536 жыл бұрын
Party855 I guess
@trace62426 жыл бұрын
Your videos are the perfect balance between the people who treat this game like a joke and those who have been playing for years. It's great watching you take this somewhat seriously and learn as you go, but make all the same silly mistakes I did when I started (and still do, but don't tell anyone). Great work!
@xxXthekevXxx5 жыл бұрын
Grew up on a farm and his descriptions of the machines as death traps is hilarious 😂 but kinda true because those spikes are not flimsy, they’re inch-thick steel lol
@bobfill27006 жыл бұрын
Favorite you tuber graystill plays “how do I make the most stacks in the shortest amount of time”
@lowkeyarki70915 жыл бұрын
About the farm equipment.... just remember that the Grim Reaper's scythe is also originally a farm tool
@badgamingtwo4981links2 жыл бұрын
those lines are really nice
@Blackbeltkitten2D4 жыл бұрын
"All grass all the time, Cheech and Chong would be proud" I'm cackling
@jb72216 жыл бұрын
For better automation you'll have to wait for courseplay mod to be released. With that mod you can set up vehicles to go from 1 place to another on the map and different types of field work as well as unloading a harvester and taking the crop to a silo or sell point.
@davohsaurus5 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in the country, this is 100% accurate of our roads
@99travman6 жыл бұрын
Some of the crops you can harvest like wheat you can set the combine to leave a straw swath that you can bale and sell too. Basically get stacks twice from the same crop.
@boerbrabant6 жыл бұрын
As a farm worker and farm sim player for over 10 years i dont want to stab my eyes out because your disnolage about farming. The vids are fun to watch at this point because you got more experience now.
@radkespeaks26355 жыл бұрын
You're the only youtuber that can make a simulator fun.
@colincraigo57935 жыл бұрын
I started watching this series and I get “Farming” ads on these...
@ifitsfreeitsforme29134 жыл бұрын
Ha i dont get ads i got youtube venues
@wta15184 жыл бұрын
What’s an ad? I use an adblocker.
@blu12gaming445 жыл бұрын
4:30 The 'murder machine' bit is much closer to reality than you think. Farming is notorious for people getting ripped apart in agricultural machinery.
@Qce-i6d6 жыл бұрын
Play more on this map, it's really unique. I haven't seen much of other youtubers showcasing it.
@jekyllgaming996 жыл бұрын
Final Destination is the only film series I've actually fallen asleep trying to marathon. Still remember waking up to the DVD logo not getting in the sodding corner!
@marksmith81635 жыл бұрын
You can also create a mega field by plowing the field and selecting create fields.
@gmeletrk5 жыл бұрын
A grass farm in South America huh...yeah that sounds totally legit Gray, lol
@thirstfast10255 жыл бұрын
2020 emoji update includes folded in half frisbee going down a throat
@jammehrmann18714 жыл бұрын
Yea remove them deoxygenators
@timlee22433 жыл бұрын
I get what you’re saying graystillplays you’re right by saying the farm equipment can be dangerous if you’re not careful but if you and watch what your doing it can be be kinda fun to drive in ride in and watch at work.
@evilproductionstudios96594 жыл бұрын
Look! Modern Grey playing a game how it is soppost to! How rare!
@DemonicBlades185 жыл бұрын
The tires are made by Trelleborg... Didn't expect to see where I work in the video. Just... the farming end instead of the medical end of the business.
@zakaridebreyne136211 ай бұрын
When I heard graystillplays mention about John Deere, I have to admit: that is one of my favorite companies of tractors.
@dakotabailey91335 жыл бұрын
When he said "CANOLA?! BULLCRAP!" He sounded like John Mulaney
@kenblock84405 жыл бұрын
Dakota bailey when?
@imlost194 жыл бұрын
he literally sounds like john mulaney all of the time. Im convinced its him
@justinkueckelhan80665 жыл бұрын
Wheat is a type of grass btw and yes fertilizer does help. Corn is also a form of grass
@Function.displayName5 жыл бұрын
i was a farmer in my mid teens and i did foilage work. even though the harvestor was half a million dollars i got paid 55$ a hour. it was a REALLY hard job.
@The_ShyGuy645 жыл бұрын
I came across this channel completely by coincidence Do not regret
@josephhilliard33805 жыл бұрын
The frisbee swallowing...wash that a flippin real ultimate power reference??
@mgunter6 жыл бұрын
Your work in the fields mowing and seeding could be 'Story Time With Grey' since House flipper would be just trying to do different things. With the updates it adds some replay value since you are no longer bound by the plumbing.
@redpaw15005 жыл бұрын
The proper phrase is "Break your backs so we get fat stacks."
@murphdog45586 жыл бұрын
New intro everytime gray plays fs19 - GrayStillFarms
@lucaswoudenberg70956 жыл бұрын
Ur awesome. Somehow you manage to make a realistic game and serious game funny. I love you man, keep it up!!!!
@robertrohrs88016 жыл бұрын
keep the series going
@chiuwiuthefirst10946 жыл бұрын
Where I live I see people driving their giant tractor and giant attachment down the road all the time
@กิตติภพสุขเจริญ-ฑ3ฝ5 жыл бұрын
When you talk about final destination I see picture in my mind
@WillShackAttack5 жыл бұрын
Oh you think farming equipment looks menacing? What about your kitchen? Just imagine what your forks and knives could do to someone! Also bathrooms have electrical equipment next to running water. Drop your hair dryer in your bath and you dead!
@347Jimmy4 жыл бұрын
A thresher machine with 180 blades, spinning at 500rpm, is marginally more dangerous than a knife
@kimharrington51964 жыл бұрын
People:2020 can’t be any worse The farmers: oh it is gonna be a long year Balling company: may I offer to you a death machine in this trying time
@sageweiss59546 жыл бұрын
Gray you are honestly my new favorite youtuber, best vids ever
@felipeperez49416 жыл бұрын
"canola oil! Bull crap, your ganna be fricking grass now!" -Gray still plays 2018
@Notmyname15935 жыл бұрын
was hoping he would try mowing it down and baling it
@Notmyname15935 жыл бұрын
@@theripcord03 It is still called oilseed rape though
@tomhendo32345 жыл бұрын
please do more on this map! so good lmao
@Luca-xg4jp6 жыл бұрын
brand new map? thats the platinum expansion map from 2017 like ya ☺️
@ethananderson9576 жыл бұрын
You can run the small mower with a square bailer and then run behind it and wrap while its mowing and bailing and never have to stop moving.
@jakeruddy15236 жыл бұрын
Didn't even watch it yet and still liked it cause i know already it gonna be funny 😂💪👍👌
@captainbacon36345 жыл бұрын
After driving a giant brand new John Deere tractor. I have to say it definitely feels like your sitting in a space ship.
@Jeepers3354 жыл бұрын
Brian is right he’s funny about the equipment it’s funny
@Mr_Jake_Smith5 жыл бұрын
Hey dude, If you really want to go Grass You'll need the Purchase the Big Kuhn Baler and the Kuhn Standalone wrapper. The Big Kuhn baler Spits out sqaure bales, the Square bales can go onto the Big red Autobaler trailer which holds 16 bales compared to the 8 in this Video, The Kuhn Wrapper which You were right in having to purchase for the best Efficiency in the start of the Video, Wraps both Square and round bales. I've been doing silage in both Farm17 and Farm18 and with the 16 stack Silage selling for Obviously double the 8 stack, It'd be easier to grab the Square bales for a field like the one you had in this video. Furthermore I chuckled with Pity when you said you got one of the big Seeders, when the Seeder 2 slots to the right of the one you chose are 15m wide compared to 9m and only cost like 100k more. Otherwise, Glad to see you found the Pleasure of grass farms at last \o thumbs up on the Video from me.
@jamiefukofuka11555 жыл бұрын
gray it takes a long time to first grow grass then after you harvest it it will grow back fast
@Afromity5 жыл бұрын
Ive re lived this moment 5 times now
@timlee22433 жыл бұрын
Normal people make grass silage when they need money, but when gray needs money he does silage bales with pot.lol!!!!!
@tommybiddix55562 жыл бұрын
You know what's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not growing.
@d1rtykant7576 жыл бұрын
Randomly came across your channel, and I have to say I never ed laughed as much. Will be watching a lot more.
@joseph-ur2ks6 жыл бұрын
you need to use the krone big M it cuts and rows grass all in one. it also cuts crops
@DamnitKvvin6 жыл бұрын
You should buy every plot of land on the map, and plant trees on every plot. If you don't have enough money I'm sure you could probably go into the save files of the game and add money to your save game (maybe).
@joshuambodie94104 жыл бұрын
Love you videos funny as hell
@FokkeWulfe5 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night that Grey ended up on my Steam friends list. I have no idea how, but we ended up friending each other.
@FlynnMcDowell5 жыл бұрын
FokkeWulfe Dejavu lol
@FokkeWulfe5 жыл бұрын
@@FlynnMcDowell Did you have the same dream friend?
@FlynnMcDowell5 жыл бұрын
No, I certainly wish I did tho 😂
@FokkeWulfe5 жыл бұрын
@@FlynnMcDowell As we all do... And this totally shouldn't be held as a hint to Gray for his fans who also live in Florida....... 😂.
@FlynnMcDowell5 жыл бұрын
FokkeWulfe aha
@spiker846 жыл бұрын
Load the grass into a loading wagon and take it to the biogas plant to make silage. from there you can use a front end loader to move the silage into the biogas selling area. That's where the fattest of all stacks are made.
@harrys6084 жыл бұрын
That’s how tractors actually look in real life
@jimmycash71065 жыл бұрын
Gray, oh gray, Your never really grey Your funny- oh what am I doing gray never disappoints
@madabouthollyoaks4115 жыл бұрын
Everybody else in the comments seems to be so comfortable here. I still dk what I am doing here but this man is funny
@spydestroyer15 жыл бұрын
You should mess with the crop growth speed so you can Insta farm grass or you can set the cars of the other AI to 0.
@OAleathaO4 жыл бұрын
To be honest I have no interest in farming and no interest in playing this game but knowing Gray I just had to watch this video for the laughs. I wasn't disappointed. lol
@arroz78126 жыл бұрын
Just found u and already love your videos
@MiniMartyrs6 жыл бұрын
Your vids are amazing
@MaverickGaming6 жыл бұрын
The weeds start growing on the field before your help even finished it...thats how you know you hired a slacker.
@ultra980003 жыл бұрын
12:34 look at how much it's filled up. Nice Also it's at 1234 lol
@l3vt_1525 жыл бұрын
The automated bail picker upper was in farming simulator 15
@andrewgraham67555 жыл бұрын
making fat stacks off of grass is a great idea gray.
@caseymyers17705 жыл бұрын
I’m watching these videos out of order, you can’t be on the road more then a second without being sent to outer space lol
@ethanalcock97743 жыл бұрын
I found the map guys it's Estancia Lapacho
@randomlyentertaining82875 жыл бұрын
13:25 Atleast I'm not the only one who thinks wrapped bales look like marshmallows lol
@JCLawn516 жыл бұрын
Once the courseplay mod comes out for fs19, all you have to do it sit and watch your tractors move once you set up all the automation.
@pogostix60975 жыл бұрын
All the red and yellow machinery on the front of your tractor looks kinda like some giant packs of Starburst if you squint at it
@theg33kygamer6 жыл бұрын
"you gotta get all your vitamins and minerals and in order to do that, you gotta eat yourselves" grey- 2018
@sheepgti3906 жыл бұрын
GRAY U CAN DRIVE DA DEM TRAIN!!
@katzlang5 жыл бұрын
That gas station says "yacimientos petrolíferos del Chaco", so we can technically say that this farm is either on Argentina, Bolivia or Paraguay!
@therubygoal97636 жыл бұрын
7:13 Gray: look at my logo look at money etc
@ladyruff43336 жыл бұрын
The farm equipment will harvest your SOUL!
@binofbacon68655 жыл бұрын
"Grabs it,wraps it,does everything" Am i too dirty minded i blame my male american mind
@1000bobby5 жыл бұрын
binoF bacon no you just watch too much porn.
@tobiandobito37366 жыл бұрын
nice job
@andrewcurtin70035 жыл бұрын
Imean I've heard rumours that you have to clean out harvesters regularly cause the dust inside is mega flammable But you could take the whole death argument and apply it to anything in modern life 🤔
@Kazwire5 жыл бұрын
You should try to create a sawfish in Species!
@logancarlino53776 жыл бұрын
Could you start a series that would fun to watch
@zacharydavis98145 жыл бұрын
Crop duster mod. Make it happen
@melaniebowden43885 жыл бұрын
Doing it
@georgewightman90786 жыл бұрын
Use the krone Big M for mowing it's bigger and mowes and rows it in one pass
@autisticgamer246 жыл бұрын
Great work Gray more thief simulation.
@thezachc6 жыл бұрын
you should play brick rigs with spycakes, beautifulob and camodo gaming again.
@ahaha.yougotme.62684 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ "cheech and chong would be proud" oh my god i love you gray 😆
@TonySki5 жыл бұрын
Alright, after watching a few videos I'm subbed.
@PlectrumZProduction3 жыл бұрын
Might be a bit late now but you got to turn stuff on for the helper to do multitasking
@theecarat6 жыл бұрын
Hey Gray you planning on doing long dark again anytime soon? Or are you waiting on Wintermute 3, 4, and 5?