The biggest anticlimax this year

[@Teosgame]

We've only gone ahead and done it. Flash's story merch is now available. Get it while it's still available! teosmerch.com/ (Expires the 5th of May)

[@remingtonstizzle1988]

Yeet

[@Jimzilla03]

Teo beautiful

[@user-zz1tt9gu2u]

I love you dad

[@lilruru4371]

This is the greatest story ever told since Noah’s Ark

[@jaysunx1]

Does he actually get royalty from it???

[@thomaswegner2352]

When you need to make your essay longer in order to reach 500 words.

[@Teosgame]

hahahaha

[@jessefyke7768]

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@lookatmyright]

@@Teosgame such a pity laugh

[@whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976]

Maulana Winata how if it’s literally typed? Of course if you type “hahaha” then you don’t know if he actually laughed at it

[@mitchontwitch94gaming90]

And i had to wait in line.

[@simonfraser9432]

“I should go to bed” “no let’s play one more” “yeah okay” literally everytime 🤣

[@MinnySteppa]

One more turns into five more, five more turns into ten more until its 3am

[@SnoopDogg-bc7vo]

“Please dont put this in a video” *Makes a whole video about it*

[@Teosgame]

Classic douchebag Teo

[@hntr5495]

@@Teosgame you mean grandpa sweat

[@Znijik]

Teo: So I just a whole video about it. Can I post it? Flash: ... Whatever...

[@jessefyke7768]

@@Teosgame once with my friends I was playing a 1v2 ok and I'm on PlayStation 4 I keep headshoting them they say I'm hacking how are you suppose to hack on PlayStation 4

[@Rj_Punio]

@@jessefyke7768 you actually can just have to modify your console for example there was wallhackers and aimbot on ps3 Call of duty Modern warfare 1 and 2 GTA V modders on console spawning vehicles/money and being invincible

[@Wadeaminutemate]

Teo: "No go on. Mines just bullshit" 3minutes later Flash: "and when I got back there was a line" 😂😂

[@Adamski-]

MAKE IT A SHIRT. I WILL BUY IT.

[@whau297]

I have foreskin

[@einotaasula1550]

Sameeee

[@vixenty1881]

ME TO

[@xsixlipsx171]

YES

[@M8ffinF4ctory]

i will buy 10

[@snakydragon9370]

Teo: "Did it not sound...?" Flash: "Yeah, when I came back from (T: eh, go on) Sweden (T: Yeah), go for it (T: No, you) it - it's fine, it's a long story (T: No, uhh... no, mine was just bullshit, go on). Uhmm, I, uh, had to do three stops... wait, two or three...? I can't remember. I had to do two stops, one in uhhh... I think it was Denmark? And one in Toronto." Teo: "From Sweden to home?" Flash: "Yeah, Sweden, yeah! So on the final like (T: Damn you stopped at Denmark...) yeah, uhh... Really pretty airport. The one at Arlanda is really pretty too it's crazy. The one in Ottawa's garbage so I was like really impressed. Umm..." Sammy: "I was sat at the Berlin gate by accident for like an hour and a half in Arlanda." *silence* Flash: "I uhh... I'm finally I'm at Toronto which is the last you know it's like a last... boarding... I couldn't even hear him, I'm sorry, what did you say Sammy?" Teo: "No, no, go on (S: Carry on...) *wheezes* (F: What happened?) Nothing (S: No carry on.) Nothing, continue." Flash: "No, I feel bad now!" Teo: "No no he just... He came with a comment, there's nothing you could say except a quick like 'ahh' but it was just funny 'cause you didn't do that, just go on." *everyone chuckles* Flash: "I couldn't hear him and I couldn't tell I was just like I'll just say nothing... (T: That just made it funnier just go). Okay. I'm sorry Sammy... (S: Carry on...) hee hee, and then, uhm, I'm finally at the last like it's been like you know, a long day it's been like nine hours, like ten hours type of flights... stuff... with you know switching flights and stuff like that so I'm just I just wanna get home. And, uhh, in Arlanda they gave me (which is Sweden, uhh... airport) they gave me this... uhhh like paper with all like that was valid like it was a pass valid for all the airports I'm like 'Oh that's pretty cool' (T: Mm) which I've never had usuallytheygiveyoulike four and you have to like you know..... use them all. And. (T: Mhm.) So I finally get to security in Toronto and I'm like AND THERE'S NO ONE and I'm like 'AH I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY BOYS' I say that to myself and then uhh, I... go - heh heh - I go to security (it takes five minutes) and then they take my thing, the-the-the thing they gave me in Arlanda and they're like 'that you can't use that, it's not going through. You have to go on the machine and get another one.' And I'm like UGH okay and then I, I had put all my shit into the little uhh... baskets, right? To put like your sweater and your backpack had like shampoo I had to take out so I put all that shit back in, take it back, get to the place take my ticket and I come back there's a biggest fucking line-up in the world. And at this point I just wanted to cry. Took like, thirty minutes."

[@ted_5197]

Snaky Dragon thank you for this noble sacrifice.

[@snakydragon9370]

@@ted_5197 :) Worth the time. I've honestly not been this focused on a task for a very long time, and I just finished my finals.

[@mvarik7058]

Who else listened at same time 😂

[@fungames.7719]

Now it has to be a T-shirt. Friends let's upvote this so Teo sees this. This is legendary.

[@Taolan8472]

Just imagine all that on a T-shirt.

[@doggamer8712]

It was really going somewhere but then it ended, and I was like... ''What? It ends on that?'' Edit: Flash should totally animate this.

[@australiangamer7956]

Dog Gamer I reckon yes but take the “hold on a second” and put the “flash really takes it out of you” right after it just with teo at like a water cooler

[@wesleywallace4426]

Dog Gamer I honestly thought that wasn’t the end of story at first, he only stopped at the boring part because Teo said hold on. But the boring part is the climax 😂

[@marlonzogriffin6983]

Play different games

[@Empower_er]

I’ve been watching Teo so much that I’ve adopted his laugh.

[@rezzkd__2209]

Saaaame. I always do the silent squeak laugh 😂 and I do believe my friend got his laugh from me

[@blacktytrix]

I do too it's bad

[@Zyvox]

I actually did the same thing but with Pata

[@goose7642]

Same

[@abeer7948]

Sme dude i wheeze exactly like him

[@puggerinos]

yeah but just imagine Flash's brain the moment he realized the story was going nowhere I feel like that's really where he started to add the useless details to kind of stall for a creative ending, but no he just had to wait in line. Poor Flash.

[@camperiv1]

I've never bought a shirt online, but THAT I would buy.

[@Taolan8472]

"And I had to wait in line..."

[@trythrusting9980]

@@Taolan8472 "And when I came back someone shanked me"

[@zakrichuk]

I will buy it

[@dannyl00py79]

Nonono no put the whole story on a shirt 😂😂

[@ElvishMayo]

I'd definitely buy it. Would be so amazing!

[@aaronbruh2033]

Someone asks what the merch is about while you’re wearing it and you just reply, “oh just some dude talking about how he had to wait in line at an airport.”

[@rickyramos8557]

lol

[@JMizzles]

Flash opens the story with “Its fine it’s a long story” 0:10

[@hakunamitatas8525]

Jezzy liar

[@JMizzles]

GeorgeFitton Don't use this account nah

[@nathandrake1447]

Who's here after Teo dropped his flash's story merch

[@poohthedrew2635]

Yeah

[@iPyroNigma]

Damn, late for the party, they are all sold out.

[@jonasg2234]

Got it for christmass lol

[@jahchad9420]

This was legitimately the hardest I’ve laughed in a while thank you

[@NicoLas-hq2zk]

Big G honestly. I started actually tearing up cuz i was laughing. Ty

[@Zuenert]

Dear Teo, I just wanna say thx for al your videos and all the joy you've brought me and all your subs, you fcking deserve every single one of them. This is the first time commenting on one of your videos and even tho you will probably never see this but still I want to let you know that you really helped me through some hard times and you taught me to always laugh and have fun and see the best in every situation. You're by far my favourite youtuber and I fcking wish you the best! Thx Teo! Ps: If you ever visit The Netherlands maybe you can hook me up and I can show you a bit around to return some kinda favour :)

[@Teosgame]

Eyyy thank you for the love, my friend :)

[@aidanmilla5699]

Teo ur a beast

[@eyemuikai3062]

Didn’t he visit Amsterdam for his honeymoon

[@chef-dp7hz]

You can tell its gonna be a good video when it starts off with, "Flash has approved this video being uploaded"

[@chriswyatt9869]

Came back here to recap the story cos there’s merch now

[@Kaasbaas1234]

If you make the shirt, I'm buying it

[@musicdudejoe263]

Just watched this for about my 6th time, still makes me cry with laughter

[@ironintegral6631]

"I beg you not to put this in a video" Teo's a good friend

[@Cantharm8]

iron integral did you see the start of the video? Flash eventually let him upload it. But he may have been salty about it lol.

[@ironintegral6631]

@@Cantharm8 you never know. This could just be a way to cover up the video uploading.

[@8765-e5u]

@@ironintegral6631 Nah teo wouldn't do dat

[@ironintegral6631]

@@8765-e5u you neva know

[@jadetink]

flash: i don’t want this to live :( teo: uploads it as its own video AND makes his story into merch

[@TacticalTaco101]

*i'm waiting for the animation*

[@OrangeSan]

I am waiting for the merch

[@ironintegral6631]

I am waiting for the sequel

[@ironintegral6631]

@Kefik Leradine same

[@picklelord3697]

at 6:11, notice how sammy calls April Fool's - April's fool.

[@Sprintyiguess]

Yup

[@SN4KE3ATER]

It was Flash

[@Gigotis]

Sammy’s two second story was better than Flash’s 3 minute story 😭

[@lucas4336]

4:40-4:47 is taken out of context lol

[@shervy8107]

69 nice

[@Shadownight-jt6hd]

God damn it Teo you got me with the captions

[@BelgianPigeon]

i'm so glad this video is still up after all these years, always helps me fall asleep at night.

[@facethefacts3226]

Teo please make that a merch idea become reality 😂😂😂😂

[@parkerswain4615]

Did anybody else notice how there was a chicken sound at 12:34

[@axeladin3067]

Wtf

[@Jakepaul69gamer]

Parker Swain that was a dog bud

[@SloMoeYeezusKugathasanTheGreat]

Bruh i literally read this as it happened, holy shit 😂

[@ted_5197]

Wasn't that just Flash laughing though?

[@tony7237]

I think that was their dog

[@evancalvert7593]

I’m a simple man. I see Teo. I watch

[@Pop64Gamez]

Evan Calvert That is Usually My Routine

[@spindetwess]

And like 😉

[@MelancholicRose]

You're a good man or whatever you are.

[@bk47.images]

Im A sImPLe MaN i SeE tEo i WaTcH. dude ive never seen someone say anything like that. 1000IQ youtube comments. ign 10/10

[@vixenty1881]

I love this comment

[@ndrew1531]

Every once in a while I find myself watching this video and crying from laughter every time This is the best story I've ever heard in my life I really hope Teo brings back the flash's story merch sometime in the future

[@JMizzles]

So anyway

[@hakunamitatas8525]

Jezzy no you

[@hntr5495]

I'm just like flash sometimes I'm boring as can be But people think I'm funny.

[@polish_filipino]

I was expecting something from that story as well 5:54 MY GOD, IT WAS TEO'S FAULT

[@hustle6850]

why, the video is literally called "The biggest anticlimax this year"

[@gussymason505]

I always find myself coming back to this video, cool story flash

[@JoseLDrums]

Flash: go for it Teo: no mine was just bullshit, go on the little he know

[@iceconeunicorn1927]

Still cracks me up every time 😂 got the sweater as well so now it's extra special

[@Zoomscoping]

Dear Sir Teo, It pains me to inform you sir Teo that despite my best efforts, I will not be able to rejoin the ever so prestigious “Twitch Community”… To think the defiling acts of my brother could be forgiven was beyond my comprehension. When the fateful day of the 25th came to be, I was taken off guard when I had received a letter from the Elders. Like the sniveling serpent he is, my brother had seen the Elders the night before and expressed his deepest condolences for the relic he carelessly shattered. Unfortunately, the month of December is often associated with emotions such as forgiveness and giving, and with the help from some magical crocodile tears, he hath swayed the minds of the Elders who granted him sole proprietorship of the “TwitchPrime Sub” relic… I do not know how to describe the anger boiling within the pits of my soul. Animosity? Hatred? Fury? I’m sure that it ranks within the highest forms of anger. The Elders attempted to reassure me that I would be properly reimbursed and compensated for my loss, but I have explicitly expressed to them that there is no other higher honor than being a part of the Legendary Twitch Community know as TeosGame… I am done consulting with the Elders. Their impotence has now made me well aware that I am alone on this matter. I can only rely on thyself, and those closest to me. It is as the saying goes “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” From this day forth, I will take any means necessary to achieve my one true goal of obtaining the TwitchPrime relic. From this day forth, I swear to strip my brother of all titles he may possess. From this day forth, I will be igniting Hell on Earth within my realm to let all beings standing in my wake know what it is to be my adversary. Even if it means cutting ties with my own kin… I expect that the frequency of my letters has become a nuisance for you so I shall now inform you that they are going to halt for approximately two fortnight. I would never wish in my worst nightmares for anyone in as a beloved community as this to step into the depths of darkness I am about to embark on… You may forget me, you may not believe my words after so many false promises, you may not forgive me for my sins, but just know that until I have redeemed myself for my past arrogance and pride, I will not return. I will be quietly hiding in the shadows, patiently plotting and concocting ungodly acts that may even bring shame to my name, but it will all be worth it to bring glory to thine Kingdom, Sir Teo. Long live the King, I_Beckenbauer_I

[@luigin9087]

tl;dr: His parents gave the twitch prime access to his brother, sohe cant sub to teo for free anymore and hes angry about it.

[@sagefoechterle4642]

Zoomscoping I read the whole thing and wow good luck on thy quest young adventurer

[@jackfield8527]

Zoomscoping this is an epic worthy of Homer

[@barkleyu]

I cant see anything anymore

[@DogeDogeriffic]

My deepest condolences for the valuable relic which you have lost all chances of possession upon. I wish you thy best on all your future schemes and endeavours.

[@colebednar3399]

Looks like the viewers who watched this video... Had to wait in line for the funny moments

[@1sb3rg34]

I haven't laughed so hard watching a youtube video in ages! Im actually crying, i have a headache and my stomach is hurting after this video. You're the only youtuber that manages to do so Teo!

[@Teosgame]

❤️❤️❤️

[@ChiquitOo0]

I love how Flash asked for the story not to be in the video and it didnt just got to be in the video but also is one of the top sellers within Teos merch

[@GaamingPros]

That shirt idea made me remember a story from my friend. When he was at school, his friend was wearing a shirt with a very big paragraph on it. So he asks what the shirt says and his friend replies " I don't know, it has too many words on it."

[@zachv7250]

Bro I love these moments with the boys when you can’t stop dying laughing and your friends keep making you laugh

[@duckseverywhere8119]

"I get that feeling, when you're in too deep - and you can't just stop" - Teo

[@lunaci1103]

The caption ploy has got to be the most devious and effective plan I've ever seen. Got me hooked into that story, just to leave me waiting in line.

[@christiancobert8978]

if you make flash’s story into merch i will 100% buy it.

[@toxic_zombie3727]

This is the hardest I've ever laughed for a story that bad before, but oml this had me crying

[@midnightplatoon497]

Can we just talk how about how flash sounds like he’s having a heart attack after the story

[@Trxtr44]

This would be the first merch i will ever buy from any content creator if you make that, just put the story and pauses and interruptions all of it i would buy it

[@connorhudson5781]

I want this to be animated more then anything else

[@Vashishnaigen]

Dear Teo, Ive followed you for the past 8/9 years, and I just wanted to say how brilliantly refreshing it is to see someone obviously grow, but never drift from who you were right at the beginning of your channel. You made me laugh just as much then as you do now, and I thank you for that. I think I echo a lot of people’s thoughts when I say I’m not normally one to type, but just had to let you know how wonderful you are. Sincerely, a silent watcher.👍🏻

[@drewkayser5330]

His donation sound should just be in a dark tone "So I had to wait in line"

[@JordyFidis]

Don't feel bad, Flash. This is how every story I tell ends. I say all the interesting stuff before the end and go on tangents, but then I end with something like "So I waited for 5 more minutes". Then people expect me to keep going, asking "And then?" Which makes me laugh audibly directly in front of them. I've actually been doing this forever, but only realized this a few years ago. Now this is something I do when meeting with an acquaintance , because anyone who can sit through it all and then not consciously avoid me is now a *friend*

[@mistyr6109]

This is the story I wanted a week for?

[@totothedoggo3108]

Whenever i run out of things to watch, i always come back to this beautiful video.

[@harveybudgen4437]

For the love of God MAKE IT A SHIRT

[@kaidoyle8690]

"flash had to get the story past the 10 minute mark" im dying!

[@cuppedcup]

Here for my annual watch

[@shadowwolf6919]

“Your In to deep so you can’t stop yourself and have to keep going”. Great choice of words Teo lol

[@godzcy4494]

Only true fans remember To like and share the video

[@idontknowthesequel1608]

Broken lyrics i was really scared this is gonna be a shitty comment like in the vanossgaming comment sections.

[@godzcy4494]

@@idontknowthesequel1608 lmao

[@qm230]

r/gatekeeping

[@SwiffBert813]

Teo on everything you make siege so fun even when the whole video is about a completely different subject. I love you , Alex, Flash, Paddy and Katie with her (sexy) accent it’s just the best mannnnnn

[@AjAj-yv3mm]

Please for the love of God put that story on a T shirt that would be a piece of merch that I would buy just because of how crappy that story was

[@smiley3dxd]

story wasn't about the ending, it was about the journey, and flash took us on a long fucking journey.

[@RebelinGames]

i clicked on this not looking at the title or anything and it killed me XD

[@simonahrens21]

PLEASE make the merch with this awesome story!

[@blacktytrix]

Flash's jokes tho..."I need some nau"

[@rugpaper]

We had to wait for that story longer than Flash waited in line at the airport

[@tarikfurtado5587]

10:22 I just love how this is legit just over the 10 minute mark XD

[@bubbyhole2527]

I know right

[@TheBuddy303]

There’s a couple videos I really enjoy going back to after a years time or more and this is one of them

[@nathanzimmerman4694]

When I first went through this video it was 2x speed and it seemed like a normally paced story, and then when I realized that I was still on double speed I went back through and actually saw how painfully slow and awkward it was.

[@bedop7898]

Its been a year now and I watch this video often and I still zone out of his story about 10 seconds in

[@BSJC1608]

Teodle honouring the best story I've ever heard

[@Martin-jc4zr]

The perfect T-Shirt design: Front and Side: Shows the whole Story Back: In Bold, Italic. "I had to wait in line..." gonna sell millions

[@xxgbxx1359]

Son: Dad i'm going to bed , please tell me a story Dad: Ok Son , the story i'm about to tell you is about a man named FLASH ... You know what comes next xd

[@jairfields6482]

I love the relationship between you guys so close and just full of fun man I love it ❤️❤️😂😂

[@floppy2430]

those twitch comments make this even funnier

[@destroycraft1735]

No one: Prehistoric birds: 12:35

[@Johnnyodyssey]

Gotta love teodole

[@mrchazza7690]

You can tell they’re really good friends because they talk about it and relate with him

[@ToadyDoo]

"Please don't put it in a video" *makes a video and puts his story on a shirt as merch*

[@williamnaylor5783]

thinking of teo editing this is hilarious

[@mr.zumo1196]

2020 and i still think that flash story is gold

[@leopoldaxthammer706]

This got me so off guard man, I was just going to bed and did not really listen but expect a grand finale. I didn’t get that the story was over for a while... and then it was just so funny... my family now thinks I am a psychopath chocking on my laughter.

[@alex101164]

I still wanna know the aftermath of the drunk game

[@sixsiege2266]

I was so captivated and enticed by the whole story and i though it was gonna end with airport security thinking he had a bomb or something and then he drops the bomb with 'i had to wait in line'. I think we can all agree that there couldnt have been a better ending.

[@jamescalamia4936]

I’ve been watching you for two years

[@thebananaman5632]

5 years here

[@kylemorrison6162]

3 for me

[@thebananaexpress494]

3 1/2

[@gUwUld]

On twitch? KZbin? No.. through your window

[@DustyyBoi]

​@thebananaman5632 damn, 10 years

[@CM-zv6ph]

What gets me the most, is that I know fine well I’ve been flash in this situation, several times, and immediately I felt his pain.

[@lukasludwig6672]

Yay! A new Rainbow Six Video! :)

[@feerzo1431]

I did not even care about the r6 video I was only listening to the commentary and flash's story

[@electric_alex]

So I am watching this at 2 am and I have not laughed this much in my entire life from a video. Teo I don't know what I could do if I did not find you on KZbin when I did. Your videos genuinely make me laugh and make my day. To a happy 2019 for both you and Alex, as well as for Luna and your entire group of friends that accompany you on this journey!

[@Teosgame]

Awww cheers bud! Happy New year to you ❤️

[@grimreaperswork9467]

I've never heard such a long boring story in my life I was so interested in where it was going too

[@ndrew1531]

Two months later I'm still here listening to the best story ever, that's how good it is

[@bucket1442]

The story was so bad that it's actually good.

[@saltroy9349]

i like when teo is in the start of his weeze and he is just there pulling his laughing face while trying his best to talk xD

[@RunV5]

anyone else watching this after the merch?

[@NightSwipe17]

I would buy that shirt in a heartbeat. I loved all of your reactions, you always have a way of encountering the best, most funny situations!

[@bren.nan_]

hi teo love your content

[@bulletprooftomato3766]

I don’t think I have laughed as much as I have during this video for like entire year. Holy shit that was so funny

[@vikingcraftgfx]

Am I the only one that yawned when Teo did at 12:08?

[@Errornamenotfound-ww7xb]

Me too. Apparently yawns are the most contagious thing on Earth

[@rodbro2969]

Still need flashes anticlimax for 2019 and 2020