The Binding of Isaac: AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 989 [Irony]

[@howmanychubshasnlkilledonh8894]

989. Wow, that's almost a hundred. On a side note, NL spoiling me at 39:38 blushblush. [224] 39:41 [225] 42:11 [226] 47:47 [227] 53:45 [228] 53:47

[@apeirotopecrow7957]

I get it. It's a jacksfilms joke. YGS. That's great. You're great.

[@lukevukovic9347]

End my suffering

[@furretar6484]

How long have you been watching every episode? I've only watched like 10% them

[@howmanychubshasnlkilledonh8894]

@@furretar6484 140 episodes so far on the 3rd save file if that's what you meant. Before that, I listened to about 60% of them while I fell asleep.

[@adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462]

See? If jellosalad had done what you did, he'd have what he's asking for

[@procrastinator547]

Nl: skips item room on floor 2 in previous run Game: oh you don’t want to go to the item room? Fine.

[@judsonfrancis3659]

InstaBlaster...

[@drelanLttP]

Brittle bones gives you a tears up for every bone heart lost! Also only the forgotten losses special room chances for losing a bone heart.

[@taham33]

Finally, NL gets an average run

[@stuartconrod8364]

NL calls it a "trainwreck". I call it a normal day in the Basement.

[@uncleflansy5621]

"I'm not an osteoporosis" -Northernlion, 2018

[@derekanhalt3417]

Not half as good as when he said maybe was a four letter word last episode. I suppose the man is a tired boi.

[@T0mmy9898]

Getting close to episode 1000 bet he wont do anything special for it

[@TheMegaman5g]

T0mmy9898 its probably already recorded in a back log

[@doctordumbass9425]

@@TheMegaman5g as of recently his back has been about 1-2 days

[@mikeyes620]

He said on the nlss he wouldn't do anything but he may have come up with something.

[@DysnomiaATX]

@@doctordumbass9425 1-2 days of backlog at 45 minutes an episode, so 32-64 episodes? That's pretty short for NL.

[@iNerdier]

Maybe he'll finally upload episode 923.

[@supersagekurama182]

1.) Nl, the nose is part bone/part cartilage. So if you really have broken your nose then you have broken a bone. 2.)This is the complied data from medical care survey Fractures, broken bones--you can call it what you wish, it means the same thing--are among the most common orthopedic problems, about 6.8 million come to medical attention each year in the United States. The average citizen in a developed country can expect to sustain two fractures over the course of their lifetime. • The most common fracture prior to age 75 is a wrist fracture. In those over age 75, hip fractures become the most common broken bone. • Fractures account for 16% of all musculoskeletal injuries in the U.S. annually. • More than 40% of fractures occur at home (22.5% inside and 19.1% outside). • Approximately 6.3 million fractures occur each year in the U.S. • Fractures occur at an annual rate of 2.4 per 100 population. Men are more likely to experience fractures (2.8 per 100 population) than women (2.0 per 100). • After age 45, however, fracture rates become higher among women. Among persons 65 and over, fracture rates are three times higher among women than men. • There are approximately 3.5 million visits made to emergency departments for fractures each year. • Approximately 887,679 hospitalizations result each year from fractures. • In 1998, fractures most frequently resulting in hospitalization were hip fractures (328,522), ankle fractures (101,944) and fractures of the tibia and fibula (67,600). • Over half (57%) of fractures resulting in hospitalization occur in persons age 65 and over, including 90% of hip fractures, 65% of pelvic fractures, and 56% of vertebral fractures. • In 1998, over 10.7 million fractures were seen by physicians in office-based practice (this included visits for follow-up care). • Of these, approximately 8.6 million visits for fracture care (79.6%) were made to orthopaedic surgeons. • When a fracture was referred to another physician, approximately 90.6% were referred to orthopaedic surgeons. Data Source: National Ambulatory Medical Care Survey & American Academy of Orthopaedic Consider yourself educated.

[@bobjoe9428]

SuperSageKurama thanks for this much needed info

[@Gaschdisturbed]

Cool, I already got my two fractures. Now I'm invincible!

[@hoteit123]

BUT WHAT ABOUT TOES?

[@perkyoranges250]

35:17 truly the biggest reason why nl deserves respect. He doesnt hold R for every bad start

[@violetstarsign]

"Emperor card, I feel it in my bones." *Gets two skull turrets* Well, he DOES have Brittle Bones...

[@augustosj]

when you sleep your vocal cords are relaxed thus resulting in a deeper voice in the morning. talking throughout the day makes your voice higher pitch because your muscles controlling the vocal cords get strained

[@NickCombs]

This. Is. Jeopardy! Nice one though, I never thought about that.

[@LinNeTule]

Hey NL thanks for doing the runs people rather press R on :) I wish the game gave you the tools you needed to succeed after all that but I appreciate watching the uphill climb to succeed instead of the given runs

[@NickCombs]

I think we found the "too wholesome" line.

[@Kilroyan]

agreed

[@ted2908]

Beat ultra hard with the Hotass for episode 1000. You won't, coward.

[@gwacstore5406]

this made my day you have a great mind so did the commenters they're always so funny and smart and kind and have great minds

[@armknock]

Wow, I have 600 hours on this game and it's the first time I have seen a gurdling fight in that kinda room setup (2:30)

[@Fuchsgesicht137]

i have over 1000 hours and i still see new rooms all the time.

[@thewoosp2782]

Just over 100hours in and had that fight my last run. It feels like my runs are always as bad as he made this out to be, but I have to pause every floor to look up items.

[@ajz2k]

Well they patch in new rooms every now and then. Not sure if they still do after BP#5 tho.

[@thewoosp2782]

@@ajz2k I am playing on switch, not sure what version if the game that is, don't think I have had any updates since I bought it. Not sure what support consoles get at all...

[@ajz2k]

@@thewoosp2782 i think all patches and most patchnotes are on the wiki even for switch

[@InnocuousRemark]

33:00 kids these days are so sheltered, they don't even break their own bones. They get their parents to do it for them!

[@NickCombs]

Golf clap

[@DandolfiGames]

How has iT almost been 1000... iT honestly feels like just yesterday i started watching your normaal Isaac videos, always love your videos and the amount of trivial information i get from it, also your vids have helped me sleep for the last 5 years lol

[@jimbon]

thanks for the company

[@davidhong1934]

Here's to you 🍹

[@TopoVizio]

Based reply. Thank you for keeping this tradition alive

[@akitiitinen]

At episode 1000 nl has to play 1000 minutes of the basement seed

[@GeoffPlays]

God it's been ages since we had a "yo dawg did you know your brain named ITSELF?" Cheers

[@derekanhalt3417]

About the bone breaking subject, my brother shattered his hand throwing a temper tantrum because my mom told him he couldn't do something stupid. He punched the wall, thinking it was sheet rock and would go straight through. He hit the stud and obliterated 3 knuckles, his wrist, and his lower forearm. He hand to have reconstructive surgery and pins for like 9 weeks. His bone was sticking out and it almost ripped through the skin. He will have arthritis at 22 years old (in 3 years) and his hand hurts if it is going to rain. Moral is, stupid should be painful.

[@Gaschdisturbed]

How strong is your brother? I once punched a solid concrete wall full force and only broke the knuckle on my pinkie.

[@Varakanok]

@@Gaschdisturbed Conversely: I, an absolute idiot, punched a wall I thought was sheetrock and hit a stud instead. I only fractured a knuckle, but bent the stud inwards on the wall. Methinks his brother just has really bad bones and should definitely drink more milk and be very careful in the future.

[@derekanhalt3417]

@@Gaschdisturbed He is a Bigg Boi. And I think it is the way he did it. I can't attest to the punch itself, I wasn't there. But, I do know they had to replace the stud. I think it has to do with how he punched it too. He black out raged so he doesn't even know. He has always had anger issues. But, he knows it was his fault and fixed the wall for my mom.

[@derekanhalt3417]

@@Varakanok I know he will not he pursuing a boxing career.

[@gsppuffer]

When he blew up slot machine on cathedral instead of playing for red hearts I knew he had already given up

[@pupper101]

55 minutes? Must be a speed run

[@Kilroyan]

epic meme

[@Deidara90430]

Almost to episode 1000 and his commentary is still superb.

[@JPK314]

One makes you drowsy, One makes you addicted, One makes you ???, One makes you cry more, One makes you cry less, One makes you move faster, One makes you move slower, One makes you feel like you're walking on sunshine

[@InnocuousRemark]

50:00 cracked super special rock in the room that had the slot machine. I didn't see it the first couple times

[@deadtothewxrld]

Eggs baseball bit made me realize that outfielders might have the best combination of job features in the world. It’s easy as hell*, pays a shit ton, and you get to play a fucking game for a living *at least comparatively

[@friendshipmilk]

Must be an inverted speedrun

[@Trix_Sharp]

23:56 5 tears 1.60 speed is "base stats" now

[@DJ-dk7ug]

NL before : Guppy, Guppy, Guppy ... NL now : I'm Drowsy, I'm Drowsy, I'm Drowsy ...

[@LinNeTule]

Watches morning ep where NL talks about coming down sick and having delirium brain Next episode NL sounding like full on dead man sickness: "it's just my morning voiiiiiceeee" Huh

[@TheAmish28]

nice speedrun northern nerd

[@Gaschdisturbed]

When he took yum heart over the Bible I was thinking "you have 5 spirit hearts, when do you think this is gonna pay out for you over oneshotting mom and mom's heart?" And then he went and lost all his spirit hearts the next floor.

[@river7493]

Should've said "When I wake up in the morning, I don't feel like P. Diddy. I feel Pretty Shitty."

[@CS0723]

13:52 gotta watch out for those firebenders

[@davidhong1934]

Pay your pity for the stuck Gurdling

[@bobjoe9428]

David Hong F

[@MaybeMysticc]

incoming salt mines episode

[@pierreberbin684]

Irony?? Let's see what happen

[@NathanIsAqua]

You know it's gonna be good when it's called irony

[@xclutchyxmcgeex6383]

It’s really strange when I hear someone I wouldn’t expect say my last name.. like when NL said Rockwell it really freaked me out for a minute

[@MarsAres]

Or instead of ignoring the sacrifice room, you could hurt yourself enough to use yum heart then explore the rest of the floor to gain more charges to keep healing yourself. But no, because yum heart's a bad item, amirite?

[@parkernewman3371]

Part six of my journey to get a reply from the guy who got the dude who asks Egg to reply to him, to respond to him

[@ajz2k]

Meta

[@neoman289151]

NL was ready to actually murder the game by the end of this one

[@pmangano]

"we would rather have damage over rate of fire" Instant cancer trinket. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[@kylety8828]

Fuckkkk I was like haha he's not calling me out, jokes on him I got a lift F-250 not a F-150 then he included all lifted trucks and for me. Egg Lord strikes again

[@WhyName]

I've broken a toe once. A friend of mines left most toe.

[@monkstarr]

How to Start Being an Egg and Missing Mega Satan Without Even Noticing

[@thomasmaples4087]

I understand his anger and frustration but its not easy to watch at all. It felt like when you were a kid and your friend was getting yelled at by their parent.

[@Varakanok]

I wouldn't really call that anger. There was definitely salt there, but its NL being salty and doing a bit. You can tell the times he's genuinely mad, because he'll physically pause the game and walk away for a minute.

[@louieberg2942]

I like to do the hard stuff in the middle. Need some time to get going and then need some time to power down.

[@maxxxxxxxxx]

For the 1000th episode, you should only say "HP" and "self-sacrifice-room" and nothing else

[@tsawy6]

He should have teleported straight to the dark room and the mega Satan fight on womb 1. He had the I'm drowsy pill, and lots of health. After the Devil deal on that floor, there wasn't a huge chance of getting much stronger, and due to his low stats there /was/ a huge chance of taking a bunch of extra damage. It's fair enough that he didn't, it's an obscure Strat, but it was the move.

[@megavore97]

Rone hindsight’s 20/20 as they say

[@mochii.lifeless]

53:10 hes so fucking pissed

[@gdfish3532]

as a sidenote to this run, he easily could have beaten mega satan with the I'm drowsy pill and as little HP as he had.

[@strifera]

"The game is setting us up for a train wreck and it's up to me to break out of it." *Looks at video length* Welp.

[@dannya8880]

Be happy lil egg

[@DysnomiaATX]

Fact: distance between the pitcher and home plate, 1 football field.

[@JelloSalad021]

Part 111 of my journey to get egg to reply. Will we actually hit the big 1000?

[@howmanychubshasnlkilledonh8894]

He said so on twitter, at least.

[@HG-ov1cy]

@@howmanychubshasnlkilledonh8894 Congratulations you got mention in the egg video. Now you are a star in the NL fan base. You should ask for NL reply. Your probably get it or maybe not but either way you probably get it more easily now that Mr.JelloSalad. Not to be mean to Mr.JelloSalad

[@originalman6599]

idk why so many people are trying to be "celebrities" in the fanbase, but it comes across as extremely pathetic and tryhard

[@furretar6484]

@@originalman6599 they definately tried hard

[@prawtism]

Baseball players use heuristics, I reccommend reading N. N. Taleb

[@SkylineDive]

NL talks about breaking his toe then says he's never broken a bone #NotConvinced

[@bugfriendz]

>55 minutes i have a feeling this is either a trainwreck, or an SS tier run

[@billybroadhurst4773]

This run honestly wasn’t even that bad.

[@katherineorszanski328]

ball surgery

[@yetanothertubeuser]

>55:09 oh no

[@louieberg2942]

Oh no, your time stamp does not exist.

[@monkstarr]

How many videos before Egg realizes he missed Mega Satan?

[@normanmerritt2465]

I have to turn my mustang sideways to get out of my schools parking garage.

[@ultrazeldafan]

Genuinely though that run looked like about 65% if the runs I get.

[@003SOK]

ball thrown from 300 ft gets hit 45 feet.

[@iTMO637]

My day starts out hard... lul

[@sandyogilvie6027]

Always seems like Maggy gets nothing but HP based items...this game sometimes. Arrrggggghhhhh

[@ajz2k]

Gotta be a speedrun

[@PeacefulOne11]

Orthopedic doctor!

[@thomasmaples4087]

The amount of people think that Northernlion will actually reply on youtube is hilarious. When was the last time that happened? Do people actually think he reads this garbage?

[@mikeyes620]

he obviously does if he's aware of the chubs killed person

[@TheShut1]

He is rarely replying but he checks comments more than you think.

[@killerkrosser]

speedrun yadayada

[@demonviking666]

The Bible kills It Lives/Mom’s Heart instantly too fyi Egglord [:

[@GrandWizardBingus]

NL I'm sorry but that's an average run for most people you just get lucky seeds.

[@RaymondTracer]

POT PLAY

[@naantjez]

egg your nose has actual bones in them as well bruh not just cartilage.

[@tylax1987]

Just fucking restart next time christ lol

[@liveleakman]

Hmm, I’m sensing a little salt in this episode

[@rgholmes9481]

I broke my arm in three places playing tag, :(

[@fortune8188]

can NL please elaborate on the testicular surgery story

[@merkaba48]

Ouch.

[@merkaba48]

Salt went from 80% to 2000% in one room, hilarious but painful.

[@lord_wyran]

wow, you know watching these videos really puts me off buying afterbirth. it looks like they went out of there way to add a bunch of unfun bullshit.

[@iTMO637]

Hey NL, try to calculate how fast you have to go, to jump a triple jump on a 200lb (roughly 90.5kg) machine with a jump face that has 8 ruts going up it, figure out which ones the best to go thru, and then calculate exactly where you have to land on the backside by just using your photographic memory from the lap before to be in a good rut thru the next corner. Maybe the dude who does handstands on his dirt bike has a lot more brain power than you give credit too...

[@jussijk2424]

High schooler stand nation is furious now yikes

[@Ikehammer]

Osteopath

[@TheApplzs]

Does he hate moms key?

[@NickCombs]

New NL says "Fully Cursed" I say "Highly, Extremely, Exceptionally, Normal" Suck it up Sweety.

[@stephenbenitez8352]

Weird irony but ok

[@TPRacingKG]

Dude, NL's voice rn. So odd.

[@LexiPixeL_]

Oof.

[@LoxPlaysVidya]

This was painful to watch

[@Colminer00]

Must be a speed run hahahahahahahahhahahahahah

[@queendasher4482]

in all seriousness nl, this is actually an average run.

[@IPrayingMantisI]

How about you whine a little less and min-max a little more? Could‘ve easily gotten you the win, Énelle...

[@pokemonplayer55]

Is no one going to talk about the grammar mistake at the bottom of the description. It should be either, "and enables" or only "enabling", not "and enabling."

[@fcurcic]

instant dislike crew checking in

[@Euphoric_Ruin]

*you know what emperor card I feel it in my bones* .... Why did he sound so embarrassed afterwards 😭😭😂😂