The Biohazard Protocol: LIVE READING

Billy Coull alleged that he had personally written all 17 of his novels, and that AI only played a minimal role in it. We're going to be the judge of that.
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[@aceface5188]

Alexsander Volkov is the name of a UFC fighter 💀

[@nickcarlsonpress]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Major_Beetus-ki9rw]

NAAAAAHHHHH 😭😭😭😭

[@shaneingalls8792]

Also: "Maya" is about the most cliche "non-western female character created by a lazy hack" name possible. Does she live in the Amazon? Congo? India? Borneo? China? Japan? "Maya" to the rescue! (admittedly she might also be named _Mai_ or _Mei_ in the last two, which is about as lazy but at least a bit more plausible)

[@HO-bndk]

Imagine if Shakespeare had used AI. "As the sun went down behind the horizon, Hamlet's heart beat in his chest and he felt fear as he saw the enigmatic figure of his father's ghost..." 😊

[@tonybrewer7536]

You joke but I'm about to rewrite Shakespeare with a AI and make BANK

[@ileutur6863]

The second half of the book is the AI just begging to stop writing

[@TheBaltorusite]

This turned from a half baked thriller to an aftermath of accomplishments by one Mary Sue the moment the biohazard ended

[@dxitydevil]

Endless epilogue

[@angelsartandgaming]

@@dxitydevil it's all epilogue!

[@njpharos]

Idk, I kinda like the premise. But it reminds me of something, it's on the tip of my tongue. A biohazard outbreak caused by a shady corporation, takes place in a city, needing a special cure, racing against the clock, something about evil in the residential area. Raccoons? Nope, can't think of it.

[@rehanrheinendra1197]

Ngl, the residents there sounds kinda evil there

[@thomasakagi7545]

The English word Biohazard is what that series is called in Japan.

[@Irondragon1945]

@@rehanrheinendra1197 it's evil there, but there's evil within, too

[@indecision6326]

The city has the best character arc in the book. Went from being forgotten to being a hub of literally everything.

[@DrMedicsGameSurgery]

if billy actually wrote this he might be the worst authour on earth lmfao

[@kvgiris]

Somehow as cliché as ChatGPT

[@defaulted9485]

Billy barely passing elementary grade's "points for writing alone" before the correct marks were added up.

[@tyujg7495.]

At least its not copying on actual authors to trick people

[@shykj8892]

Timeline start: 0:00 he loses it: 52:30 end: 2:42:03

[@ArkyonVeil]

In his pursuit of 0 effort book writing. By extending a six chapter nothing burger to a 20 chapter total. Billy Accidentally created the most self-congratulatory, arrogant, repetitive and responsible never-ending epilogue ever put to paper. In a way, he accidentally created art that without meaning inspired great laughter in us all. It's still the worst book that I've ever experienced, and every last copy should be burned, and the ashes mailed directly to his address so he could dispose of his garbage himself.

[@anisioc.3426]

I’m sure that, with a renewed sense of purpose, Billy realized that his journey had just begun!

[@kvgiris]

@@anisioc.3426 I swear the last half of the book is just "The Biohazard Protocol renewed Emily's hope in the world and change the perspective of humanity" type shit, OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN IT WONT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP ALREADY BILLY!

[@strawberrysoup1721]

Not even half of the story: about shadowy organization, outbreak, illness, trying to cure the illness outbreak (or whateber was happening) Nearly most of the story afterwards: about how achieved Emily was, useless information about how “amazing and brilliant” she was, losing the plot completely.

[@Totallydefinetlynotabot]

My goodness! Half the video is ChatGPT saying the exact same thing but different words!

[@___von___7377]

From what I read, and correct me if I’m wrong, GPT 3.5 only remembers ~10,000 characters-or roughly 10 pages-worth of information before it forgets what has been written. So the constant repetition is the result ChatGPT trying to continue the story based on what it remembered in the last 10 or so pages ad infinitum until Billy Coull finally put the AI out of its misery and stopped telling it to generate more story.

[@Totallydefinetlynotabot]

@@___von___7377 seems plausible

[@user-lu2vn3bu6f]

Congrats on you for surviving this ordeal

[@ethantaylor5425]

Wow... This is equal parts difficult and immensely comically to listen to, lmao

[@Kimthulu]

Character development? Never heard of her.

[@robertdowling4673]

Greatest "wordsmiths" in history- Emily Dickinson, Edger Alen Poe, and Billy Coull.

[@FonVegen]

Much like Empress Theresa and other select works I have come across at least in review form, The Biohazard Protocol helps me stay motivated to publish my own writing. Because I don't want it to exist while my own stories remain in my head. ...but at least the likes of Empress Theresa were written by *humans* and not prompt-printed by ChatGPT, so this is easily the worst case I've seen so far.

[@olliefischer]

yeah this book makes Empress Theresa look good in comparison lmfao

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

100%. Kudos to Norman Boutin for at least typing his shitty ideas out

[@ThiagoSantos-ms1jk]

The journey of responsability and responsible science

[@Kimthulu]

Yoooo, have him do book reports on his own books with zero prep time. 47:55

[@chelonianmobile]

Oh my God, a played-straight Load-Bearing Villain!

[@shin_kiyo]

this is INFURIATING the robot can say words but it doesn’t know shit about what they MEAN GRRGRHG “AI is going to take over the world” AI can’t even write a coherent story

[@sel9981]

Getting through all 2 hours 42 minutes and 2 seconds of this fills you with -determination- responsibility.

[@coconutfredenjoyer2863]

Rainforest Girl is just the Unknown of the Biohazard Protocol. Change my mind.

[@francofan100]

“WE WERE PLAYED.”

[@SCREAMshot6781]

“They played us like a damn fiddle!”

[@jdez02]

I wonder what was the prompt that Billy used for the AI to keep putting the book itself into the story

[@axystorm5269]

I love your channel and videos more than anything, please dont stop uploading

[@mhorohello]

Tell DO NOT SHOW

[@tyujg7495.]

Also use the goddamn story mountain

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

12:20 reading begins

[@sel9981]

Emily is such a Mary Sue Change my mind

[@mrpicklesaid3834]

Unfortunately I wasn’t able to see this the day it was streamed but this “book” is just an insult to all works of writing. I’m thoroughly disappointed in Billy Coul.

[@tyujg7495.]

The book starts at: 12:20

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

This feels like weirdly like Empress Theresa, but with a different kind of insanity

[@nickcarlsonpress]

I keep seeing that title popping up, maybe I'll finally have to check it out

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

@@nickcarlsonpress good luck. It’s a helluva rabbit hole. I’d start with the Fredrick Knudsen vids

[@urip_zukoharjo]

Love it, now read Threads of Enigma (The Enigma)🤬

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Have a doctors appointment today so LEEETS GO

[@dxitydevil]

THIS STREAM WAS UNIRONICALLY THE MOST IVE LAUGHED AT A KZbin VIDEO IN A WHILE AJJAJAJA I KNEW i had to watch this whole thing the second i saw you mention it in a comment. SO FUNNY This book was so bad ,,, but you made it really enjoyable to listen to jajaja

[@angelsartandgaming]

Had to go minutes before the end because I had some stuff to do but my God this was both funny and the most repetitive things I've ever witnessed!!! Oh I'm sorry, I mean, I was inspired by the Biohazard Protocol to take responsibility with Responsible Science™️!

[@we_getting_stoned]

bookception

[@user-eh6gr6ce1r]

I’m only about 30 mins into this, but is there any dialogue at all? Or is it literally just a series of very broad scene outlines?

[@nickcarlsonpress]

"Dialogue" in the loosest sense of the word

[@Bob-11647]

My brain burned so much

[@anisioc.3426]

I can’t believe I’m watching this for a second time.

[@mike-myke22]

I'm loving the advert interruptions. 😖

[@tyujg7495.]

I am going mentally insane

[@PyraJya-Luquay]

Had to stop a few minutes in just because of that awful introductory passage. Obviously nobody thought to teach ChatGPT one very simple rule of narration: "Show, don't tell." The beginning is just so bland and horrible to listen to. Leaving a like just because you took the time out to read it so we don't have to!

[@___von___7377]

It’s not entirely the AI’s fault, to be fair. ChatGPT can definitely create responses that utilise “show, don’t tell” if you _prompt_ it to. Apparently, Billy’s prompt was just that bare bones and lacklustre, that the AI had to cobble together _something_ based on the minimal instructions Billy gave it.

[@pablomenachoruiz8737]

Ok but, what’s the message of the book?

[@nickcarlsonpress]

Responsible Science, I think

[@klimnechayev9712]

More like responsible use of AI technology

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

Okay so I had to stop last night so I could cook and I am back. This feels like the type of shit I'd spit out in high school for a class I didn't like. I'd make my point and have three pages left so I'd just keep saying shit. Makes me wonder if this is a Mechanical Turk situation where there is no AI, but instead a bored teenager who would rather be listening to the latest Twenty One Pilots or Paramore album than write a book about a scientist. I have evolved as a writer since then. I hope Chat GPT does not.

[@zyzzbandicoot]

For the algorithm