Ah, yes, Xerxes, the 7 foot tall troll with a permanent witness protection voice filter.
@mucy28077 ай бұрын
Haha lol 😂😂😂
@Jerry-yr1en7 ай бұрын
He was tall and muscular tho no doubt this probably an exaggeration die to his power
@sophanithphon6 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂😂
@praveenhp5806 ай бұрын
😂
@lailaland65875 ай бұрын
et 15 pouces entre les jambes
@yukimiya1148 ай бұрын
And this is how he became golden frieza.
@alexnikolas19918 ай бұрын
🤣
@legendarytalkstatouyatakab86658 ай бұрын
Dragon ball
@reyesdelavega31058 ай бұрын
One KAME-KAME-HA would be affected
@MH-vw9ni8 ай бұрын
I still haven't seen this movie.
@ladzerty7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@parsarustami7748 ай бұрын
If ancient persians came back to life and they seeing how they were depicted in hollywood movies, they would've invade greece again. but this time with better strategy
@karonga6298 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@its_a_me_kasean62428 ай бұрын
You do know this is a comic adaptation right?
@hamster28458 ай бұрын
Now I just zerg the 300 with throwaway troops.
@parsarustami7748 ай бұрын
@@its_a_me_kasean6242 all of the movies about persians are wrong, not just this one. Also nobody cares about comic books, people believe whatever they see.
@constipatedparker58798 ай бұрын
@@parsarustami774what the hell are you talking about? They literally told the audience in the opening that this is based on the 300 graphic novel.
@nomad86908 ай бұрын
One dip and he became zesty as hell
@komradkookoo8 ай бұрын
He became one of the Kardashians
@Warsteel558 ай бұрын
Dude for sure! The way he looked at Leonidas was sus
@theshapeexists8 ай бұрын
The cool ranch Dorito of gods. Like putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
@akuba-ch9wv8 ай бұрын
Pre-zesty Xerxes looks like Oscar Issac ngl
@Warsteel558 ай бұрын
@@akuba-ch9wv facts!
@redscarecomixx8 ай бұрын
Producers: Eva, we don't need you to show nudity in this film. Eva:
@Artorion8 ай бұрын
God I love that woman!
@jaybenjamin45638 ай бұрын
They could’ve used Rebeca Ferguson and I’d be even more enamored.
@angoubasanasam74288 ай бұрын
She knows what fans want😊
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv7 ай бұрын
🗡️😊
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv7 ай бұрын
@@jaybenjamin4563Rebecca better with guns than swords right
@florinivan69077 ай бұрын
'he stumbled upon a hermits cave' ah yes the days when hermits lived in groups
@Bolognabeef7 ай бұрын
It's probably hermit's not hermits
@John.McMillan7 ай бұрын
@@Bolognabeef There were multiple in there though
@Punipunpi_panda7 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Monty python skit
@julieparry38887 ай бұрын
Yeah I thought that surely that negates the term." Hermit"
@didelphidae52285 ай бұрын
Ahh, the pre-4chan days.
@Dr.Ngegitigegitibaba8 ай бұрын
Never have I seen a God-King with Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms flared out to his sides as if he had the Lats of Schwarzenegger.
@LouieTzepher8 ай бұрын
This made me lol.
@threetreasures76988 ай бұрын
That’s just what I thought!! “Imaginary Lat Syndrome”. Lol 😂
@MIK234587 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the sucked in stomach.
@chriscraven93357 ай бұрын
Connor MacGregor had ILS bad in the Road House redo
@jhnyjoejoe697 ай бұрын
I have it, because i used to body build and so the posture stays even tho my arms are slim now. It's probably because i still have some back muscle and seratus anterior muscle.
@nikkiberns13658 ай бұрын
I hated this storyline so much because it’s the exact opposite of who Xerxes really was. There are artifacts upon artifacts from Persepolis that STRONGLY indicate he was a hero, a man who cared for his people, even a hunter of demons that plagued his empire (according to a really cool bench now behind glass at UChicago). He even delayed his campaign against Greece-considered just dropping the whole thing-because he was so enamored with his new wife, so in love with her, he didn’t want to leave her side. I know movies are fiction 😅 it just seriously bothered me that such a great man was portrayed so villainously.
@liquidsnake68798 ай бұрын
300 is based on a comic book, not real history
@chawzre8 ай бұрын
Yea that's how they usually do. Make the bad guys look good and bad look good. That's the saying in Hollywood and Freemasonry. Bad is good, good is bad
@rcane68428 ай бұрын
The normies would ignore the comic book reference tho
@JBT428848 ай бұрын
Her name was Esther. ❤ ✝️
@nikkiberns13658 ай бұрын
@@liquidsnake6879 obviously 😂 it’s just SO fictional, it’s irritating to a degree.
@edipi22108 ай бұрын
How Xerxes became a draq Queen.
@armandomorelos25008 ай бұрын
Read about ancient greece they loved little boys
@Ember_Janer8 ай бұрын
@@armandomorelos2500xerxes isn’t Greek
@jasongil-w1m8 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@kawaiionee-chan95577 ай бұрын
@@Ember_Janerhe’s Persian honey
@GhulamMustafa-bl2em7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@HerveMendell8 ай бұрын
Xerxes sure looks the type who enjoyed the bath-houses.
@medusa-tl8uy7 ай бұрын
Gay hehehe 😂
@FAIRYGIRL9115 ай бұрын
Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?
@CallousSonnallous5 ай бұрын
@@FAIRYGIRL911 Joey, you ever been to a gymnasium before?
@MA-iv7ol12 күн бұрын
@@FAIRYGIRL911 😆😆😆
@davienstrong7 ай бұрын
“High fives for the women, and open mouth tongue kisses for the men”
@11lvr115 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@prettyxbonez965 ай бұрын
Not even surprised if there was truth to this 😂
@davienstrong5 ай бұрын
@@prettyxbonez96 lol it’s from the movie Meet the Spartans
@zupergut30154 ай бұрын
They still do it, look it up their supreme Leader 💀
@Globaldisasternetwork777Ай бұрын
Thank you for this 😂
@matheus-sm78608 ай бұрын
"Ah, my ancient evil bath technique, haven't used it since the heian era"
@jesterbuddersworth30517 ай бұрын
I assume when leonidas speared him he also took a second to say yuji wasnt shit
@Slv4S8n6667 ай бұрын
He took an evil bath
@kylezimmerman96907 ай бұрын
another JJK enjoyer bravo bravo
@lightdove75 ай бұрын
I love how I find jjk memes in random places.
@JusUltra4 ай бұрын
This truly was our Evil bath kaisen.
@aguythatworkstoomuch46248 ай бұрын
He has a golden diaper so he can poo at any time, anywhere, even during a battle, or war, just like a god king should
@kotnapromke8 ай бұрын
Он выглядит как гей. Садо мазо.
@ogunkeyefeyisayo63938 ай бұрын
Are you okay?😂😂
@silverhawkflash7 ай бұрын
It's what separates the gods from the men!
@jamesg66757 ай бұрын
Or trial?
@aguythatworkstoomuch46247 ай бұрын
@@jamesg6675 huh?
@louseyeshfearlesscreatures60427 ай бұрын
Bro even changed ethnicity
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
But he is still Brazilian
@CluelessHadi7 ай бұрын
He got the pass
@SORENA_FAR7 ай бұрын
There is no black people in Iran
@ultracreador7 ай бұрын
Bruh?
@thebirdhasbeencharged7 ай бұрын
Wo'ah a little british
@ApetureTestSubject8 ай бұрын
Well... wonderful to get a long and complex backstory for a villain we've already seen take a spear to the face and bleed.
@FranSanTeeth908 ай бұрын
Yeah...this is terrible.
@nightmare65567 ай бұрын
But in Greek myths gods can bleed.
@ApetureTestSubject7 ай бұрын
@@nightmare6556 Are they ever injured by mortal hands? Cause Leonidus was badass, but was also provably mortal.
@FranSanTeeth907 ай бұрын
@@nightmare6556 Not red blood
@kiddfaz7 ай бұрын
@@ApetureTestSubject I believe Ares specifically was stabbed by a mortal in the Illiad, though I think he did have help from Athena to be fair
@wasifw6737 ай бұрын
A back story no one ever asked for. Xerxes in 300 part 1 was good enough for me as a mysterious god king and for me to speculate how he became like he was.
@lewisnostredame56056 ай бұрын
People literally complain about everything. Part 2 was amazing as someone who loved the 1st one. It's technically still a mystery how he became 'god king' since the explanation is pretty vague.
@DreamGyrl3602 ай бұрын
Agreed
@SubhrajitReang4 ай бұрын
"He went as a man but returned as a wo-man"☠️
@Willowy133 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@willshrek93473 ай бұрын
Dude turn from Homeless Zayn Malik to Super Gay Persian Samuel L Jackson 😂
@blueshit1998 ай бұрын
imagine if Xerxes tripped on his cape in front of all those Persians and fell down while trying to turn back 2:48
@reecemorris98208 ай бұрын
That would be the Joe Biden version of Xerxes
@pringals4208 ай бұрын
Lmao i was just about to mention joe biden.@@reecemorris9820
@priscillaramos59738 ай бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw that too😭
@johnwells75668 ай бұрын
Real men wear diapers... Golden ones!
@paulostatic84975 ай бұрын
That would be Meet the Spartans.
@808rocker8088 ай бұрын
He looked way hotter before with his hair and beard.
@Inkaa1tarot8 ай бұрын
my point exactly! 😂
@kawaiionee-chan95577 ай бұрын
@@Inkaa1tarotwayyy better
@12Imams12MahdisFollowerofAba7 ай бұрын
Nah he looked better Brown 🟤🤎
@nickdillon51387 ай бұрын
Exactly my thinking! lol
@xyPERSON7 ай бұрын
Agreed. Artemisia's "makeover" of him did him no favors in the end.
@stephenjmate8 ай бұрын
I knew it was cersei the moment i hear her voice. So convincing
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Yess
@mercykyallo86077 ай бұрын
so persuasive ❤
@sarthakshrivastava95427 ай бұрын
Xerxes: “For glory’s sake, for vengeance’s sake…..WAR!” Peter Parker: “I missed the part where that’s my problem”.
@quarzoazzurro8 ай бұрын
Xerxes : " Nothing will stop the march of my Empire ". Obi wan : " Your new Empire ?.... "
@spaceycaveco.6983 ай бұрын
Palpatine: Nothing will stop the march of my Em- you GODDAMN EWOKS!"
@tomoslewis96568 ай бұрын
Wild and mythical as this depiction is, I'm just happy they showed us Artemisia.
@0zone_X-u9x7 ай бұрын
2:50 "Wo is coming to Grease"
@RoiLang4 ай бұрын
I saw this and I heard it right after lol
@argentinaballxd90462 ай бұрын
WoOo
@margaretwarner10958 ай бұрын
Xerxes has always had a touched by Slaanesh vibe. All we need is an arthropod claw and a maybe a breast or three and bam we have a daemon prince.
@Lahsuk98918 ай бұрын
Mark of Chaos indeed. If only the Iron Hands were here, they would've relished the opportunity of ridding this world of vile Slaanesh scum.
@RayNori-np6es8 ай бұрын
00:38 in South Africa right now and reading 😂😂😂😂😂 wild
@Lahsuk98918 ай бұрын
@@RayNori-np6es no correct time to purge chaos; it is a 24x7 job.
@jacobwiren81427 ай бұрын
Yeah but you can apply those traits to anyone and they would look like a daemon prince.
@Koronia0473 ай бұрын
Touched by Slaanesh but controlled by a Herald of Tzeentch!
@Gooberpatrol667 ай бұрын
1:02 The tater tots after you pull them out of the fryer:
@ravenralph1238 ай бұрын
It really wished there's a part 3 of 300, as The Persians utterly got defeated and decimated at the seas. But they still have the strongest forces on the land vs the Greeks so wanted to see that in film.
@Killdozer3038 ай бұрын
Looks like theres one 300 resurgence in the works. No details yet.
@andrealettich8 ай бұрын
@@Killdozer303noo noo really?
@TheAmericanPrometheus7 ай бұрын
@@andrealettich yeah the third one is called "Blood and Ashes" and will be about Alexander the Great's conquest of Persia
@noldimadao46188 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure thats kardashian pools.....
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
😂😂
@harshapatil55068 ай бұрын
GLABROUS and Smooth!!! Always gets me🤣
@concernedhuman4368 ай бұрын
The fullest bore
@IdgaradLyracant8 ай бұрын
Because it is redundant, Glabrous means smooth.
@eF_cz8 ай бұрын
That's some product placement, right?
@Duong-dc6cm8 ай бұрын
He became Jojo characters
@reubenmanners52098 ай бұрын
The first one was still better
@ApexPunisherX8 ай бұрын
Ya think?! 🤣
@patriciahofer87048 ай бұрын
Infinitely
@xXAmightzXx8 ай бұрын
no shit
@ironwarrer8 ай бұрын
These Greco-Persian Wars seen too exaggerated!🗿☝️😆
@Melior_Traiano8 ай бұрын
On paper the Persians should have conquered Greece within a matter of weeks. The fact that they didn't is thanks to those Spartans and Athenians. Without them Western civilisation would look entirely different. After the Athenians had won the Battle of Marathon they did a forced march to arrive back at Athens so that they would arrive there before the Persian fleet.
@biswaranjanmallick74077 ай бұрын
@@Melior_Traiano Lol the Persians were the real heroes
@Melior_Traiano7 ай бұрын
@@biswaranjanmallick7407 Well, they were decimated on the battlefield, both on land and on sea. And Alexander the Great then turned the tables and gave the Persians a taste of their own medicine.
@Neftegna4 ай бұрын
His eyes blazed like scarlet coals. He was stripped, cleansed, glabrous and smooth. Xerxes was reborn a God!
@Me-ws5zt7 ай бұрын
Men control empires, women control men who control empires.
@hazardeur6 ай бұрын
in movies maybe
@TK-un1puАй бұрын
Artemisia was a beast!!! I love the scene with the arrow and how she just calmly walks away!!! ❤❤❤
@carlotulio34116 ай бұрын
"They're putting things in the water to turn the frogs gay"
@spaceycaveco.6983 ай бұрын
That damned Xerxes is a globalist coming to spray chemicals in the air and put GMOs in everyone's lambchops and bread.
@3dhardway8 ай бұрын
And this is how Xerxes improved his draft stock and was drafted #1 overall by the Washington Wizards.
@SonOfTheLordGod_021 күн бұрын
Xerxes walk as if he came back from Diddy's party.
@TurnOntheBrightLights.18 күн бұрын
Lmao
@edwarde42644 күн бұрын
Really one of the best comedy movies ive ever seen , laughed everytime i watched it 😂😂😂
@hamidreza737 ай бұрын
The biggest empire that the world has ever seen. The Achaemenid dynasty is unbelievable💚
@SG-pb5v6 ай бұрын
poor abdullah hasn't heard of the British yet
@lethabrooks91127 ай бұрын
So Historically Inaccurate but enjoyable to watch
@sportinlife17 ай бұрын
Next Halloween I’m dressing like xerxes 🙌
@sentrygolddenn25527 ай бұрын
Good luck in not getting arrested and getting us up to speed
@sportinlife17 ай бұрын
@@sentrygolddenn2552 I’ll be ok. I’m in nyc. The freak show capital of the planet 🙌
@sentrygolddenn25527 ай бұрын
@@sportinlife1 but you have to be like a gold human
@blessygracemagallanes91452 ай бұрын
Okay holloween is now..
@dylanbarnes91957 ай бұрын
Cyrus was more of god king then his great grandson Xerxes. Cyrus conquered the known world.
@s3v3n37 ай бұрын
I always love this scene, especially this movie because of the Mesopotamian and Greek tones, even though it's not really historically accurate. I kind of wish they made Xerxes into an Anunnaki god being about 12-15ft tall, but he's really 8ft tall, nearly the height of Goliath. The Anunnaki couldn't die, but their descendants could, making Xerxes a mortal even when he was divine (or claimed to be). Either way I love ancient Mesopotamian myth and art, so I love the way they made him like that.
@Kritacul3 ай бұрын
It’s kind of scary when you think about it that 300 men were able to take out over 20% of his entire army. So what did he think was going to happen when the entire army decided to assemble and go fight him? 😅
@parsarustami7743 ай бұрын
It's kind of scary that you actually think that's what happened in the real world. and I'm not even gonna talk about the way the persians were depicted.
@rockgangsters60928 ай бұрын
Eva Grren is 🔥
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent7 ай бұрын
A perfect example of how someone can become brainwashed and manipulated to become a monster, via the actions of a few. Xerxes a victim to the actions of one that wanted to create a god that they could control.
@dshock858 ай бұрын
They should rename this film..."An Unbiased History of Sparta" ..... I realize now after binging on Dovahatty videos
@courtneyclark12157 ай бұрын
And in that darkness, Xerxes discovered...NAIR
@dancronin8268 ай бұрын
Even A God King can have a golden shower
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Good golden shower
@11gugugaga118 ай бұрын
All that been said why on earth is xerxes in diapers?
@RHW-SLD8 ай бұрын
for the same reason that Biden
@aguythatworkstoomuch46248 ай бұрын
He made a poo. He has a problem with poo
@marshamclean28938 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@mellttabor21348 ай бұрын
Because the movie won’t let the man just hang OUT
@michealpangowish92928 ай бұрын
Because he's baby smooth now
@HummaKavula-DontVoteForStupid8 ай бұрын
This might not have been a great film, but, dammit, Eva Green kills everything that she’s in. Maybe I’m just partial, but I love watching that woman perform. She’s just great in everything she does. She can’t help that she keeps getting continually cast in lousy movies.
@Lightsoul19872 ай бұрын
"Xerxes was reborn as a god" And Leonidas showed him that gods can also bleed.
@joshuacovey34372 ай бұрын
Eva Green is the only reason to watch this sequel
@therearenoshortcuts98687 ай бұрын
He became Stunning and Brave
@5YPHONxF1LT3Rx8 ай бұрын
I walked out of the theater on this one lol.
@anarchistangler8 ай бұрын
Are you from Iran by any chance?
@Jusskohh8 ай бұрын
No, i’m from japan
@HighWoody6 күн бұрын
Watching this again as an adult Xeroxes is zesty 😂😂
@caonguyentranquoc94876 ай бұрын
Dude went from Conchita Wurst to Golden Frieza in a split of minute. Cool.
@EmmanuelChukwu-tn4st5 ай бұрын
All this story, and he looks like the king of all gay men
@sandeepkhadka63178 ай бұрын
So the original Xerxes was clearly killed in the pond and replaced with a fake one. Those who dearly knew and trusted him were killed, and those who did not know him were convinced by divine intervention. I suppose that's what happened.
@YurinanAcquiline7 ай бұрын
that is what I thought happened too.
@arnieldegracia705829 күн бұрын
He had a lot of body piercing while underwater🎉🎉🎉
@Jm6498 ай бұрын
Scissor me timbers!
@yezki88 ай бұрын
Fun fact, based on the match up between The book of Eshter (Old Testament, The Bible) and history timeline, this stand user looking dude is supposed to be Eshter's husband, and the savior of the Israelite
@ravenwraith10173 ай бұрын
yeah no. That is nothing more than a fairy tale.
@ravenwraith10173 ай бұрын
A Jewish queen would have flown in the face of Persian Noble tradition, no way in hell it was actually happening. Again, a fairy tale.
@zedmak2 ай бұрын
The battle scenes were awesome
@ineedmorecarrots60638 ай бұрын
bro came poor and emerged from that water bald and iced up
@John.McMillan7 ай бұрын
This feels like something I would see on Dovahatty's channel.
@chris_cashflow6668 ай бұрын
Xerxes was the last of a three great ruling reign. Cyrus then Darius
@jesusestrada27845 күн бұрын
GROWTH HORMONES IN A BATH....??? I NEED THAT....2.....!!!
@tamhead15 ай бұрын
Am I in another timeline...because that chain was in his nose, right? Lol.
@hollowme20917 ай бұрын
A movie that its trailer was better than the movie itself.
@beastmood663517 күн бұрын
This is a great movie
@ccf31958 ай бұрын
Long Live King Leonidas and The 300 Spartans
@منصةشمر8 ай бұрын
Lon King Leonidas 300 main
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Our king Leonidas
@laurencefidhburn18454 ай бұрын
2014 was a good year
@tripontube3658 ай бұрын
From a Prince of Persia to become the Saitama
@augustinadriancristea58737 ай бұрын
Xerxes with Waah Powa as a leader of the Orc in Warhammer: *WAAAHH HH!*
@DoggosAndJiuJitsuАй бұрын
This video should have been called “How To Ruin An Amazing Movie With A Sequel.”
@tonyboehmer93112 ай бұрын
Scissor ✂️ me Xerxes ooooohhhh my !!!!
@ufincАй бұрын
Fun fact: This is strangely lore accurate. Source: I am a historian.
@HarBosSar3 ай бұрын
Xerxes the Twunk 😂
@diethsterАй бұрын
Damn he really looked like Sherrif of Nottingham Alan Rickman
@demonakash686 ай бұрын
She is looking gorgeous ❤
@thabangmatjomane64698 ай бұрын
2:27 is that Bellingham's Celebration? 😅
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Oo yes I see that too 😅😅
@MrJustonemorevoice3 ай бұрын
Funny because the actual Xerxes was an engineer and logistician, if not a good military leader. Also, he had a beard XD
@gopikrishna45408 ай бұрын
Hollywood know science and emotion…But not reality 🤔
@MaryMoore-Howell20 күн бұрын
Pure energy can be in any form and all forms as it is everything and everyone. Experience life threw all and all things. Live and Love. This is why when you judge a other person you judge yourself as you are..UR..c youryourself as ur...your own...
@_MaZTeR_7 ай бұрын
Man she would've been an excellent Yennefer of Vengerberg in a proper Witcher show or film.
@oozarusama18 күн бұрын
He came out all pimped up, I didn't know there were jewels in the golden water, he entered the well being gay and came out an LGBT leader, he said war or WOW
@lauriefields35235 ай бұрын
He's wearing snow tires.
@rajahdoha2 ай бұрын
Best Transformation, May be the Only best Transformation seen in Movies..
@bobochan46994 ай бұрын
This is biology!
@jhb14936 ай бұрын
What'd he stumble in to, a waxing/piercing salon?
@sovandasoeun98038 ай бұрын
Man after he find a way to Escape IRS.....He become god
@jeffdevc64225 ай бұрын
What exactly made him a god? What powers
@indigo23653 ай бұрын
can't believe we had Cersei narrate the birth of Xerxes
@sarthakbhalerao10457 ай бұрын
The Xerxes I was considered to be a great Persian King and somehow Hollywood always ruins the actual history. Here again we see him being portrayed in wrong lights.... Please read history from Asian perspective and not just to glorify, Hollywood always gets these things wrong, showing Hades as the villain, making Anubis sound like something he's not and many more.
@TheSharmaFilms7 ай бұрын
First read and learn your own history. Stop blaming Hollywood and blame Bollywood and your manipulative history books.
@anthonyh7195Ай бұрын
Everyone in these comments are hater’s This EPIC I never knew about this scene in 300 and the score is insane 🤯🤯🤯
@bljabl28 күн бұрын
Guy at 0:40 looks very much like Alan Rickman IMO
@mikalblack87987 ай бұрын
I still have this in 3D... it's worth it too
@kevehazizsofia53007 ай бұрын
Such a shame Hollywood made a degenarate monster of one of the greatest Persian rulers.
@VariaBug6 ай бұрын
#1, it's a comic movie, #2, it was from the perspective of the Greeks who would want to vilify him.
@Silky_Chan3 ай бұрын
I love how these people become gods of terrorfying awesome beautiful power