The Black Satans - The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites (Patreon Request) [Reaction/Review]

[@SaloMikael]

FINALLY you guys discovered the ultimate Finnish Norwegian black metal band!

[@APREACTS]

You should do a song with them

[@SaloMikael]

@@APREACTS That would be a bit too much an honor to handle...

[@APREACTS]

I know but they can handle the honor of having you in a song, I think you should pursue it.

[@Pattagorn123]

Hell yeah! True norwegian black metal from finland!

[@miikasuominen3845]

Well, here's some kind of translation of joke at the beginning, for you guys ;D "Hi! I'm Pasi Heinonen and I live an active life! And in my work I often fu** wo*** all over Finland! Unfortunately one cannot always have enough time to take care of the intimate hygiene and it might lead to the embarrassing itching of the testicles. Fortunately this problem has an solution! Testicol, medicinal cream, is a fast help for itching and it numbs testicles almost totally! Testicol. From pharmacy." Was it good for you too? xD

[@Karldin83]

Thanks, you saved me the embarrassment of asking my finnish guildies wtf this thing is. Was wondeing if it was something like this, or maybe for itchy balls from sweating and playing drums in leather pants all day

[@ducatista695]

The first time I watched the video I tried hitting the skip ad button. Then I realized it was the Black Satans Vocalist. You got me for about three seconds you fuckers.

[@juzlum]

I'm Pasi Heinonen, no no no PASI HEINO... not heinonen!!!

[@miikasuominen3845]

@@juzlum True, sorry about that! 🤣

[@JaymeSplendid]

Why did you censor "Women" or "fuck" for that matter?

[@Deallyra]

Check out more The Black Satans - The Satan of Hell and The Satanic Darkness

[@losdog13]

The satan of hell is classic.... funny classic

[@OdeForCruelty]

The greatest parody band ever. If you really wanna laugh, check out "The Satanic Darkness" from them. The video is absolutely hilarious!

[@littledittymusic727]

Nippon Kazauwa!

[@Patralgan]

It's the same guy! Thank you for reminding me about that

[@wardeni4806]

The guys behind this band actually have other projects too, like for example "Suamenlejjona" (Misspelling of "Suomen leijona" transl: Lion of Finland) They have a channel on KZbin where they have all kinds of comedy skits, and then they also have these satire bands that poke fun at certain genres. :D Band description: "The band called The Black Satans was born in the summer of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamos were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a true Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki (Stratovarius' former guitarist) in order to get this piece of shit done. This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland. The Black Satans."

[@peterkarargiris4110]

Five minutes in and Pedro realises it's a parody video - Comedy Black Metal is a thing ! I've seen this one already and if you listen to the song without the video, it's a great song. But the video had me almost falling out of bed (for the second time). Good night guys.

[@Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand]

Yeah I fucking love the video, gets me into a good mood every time

[@Ozero_Charly]

Согласна, сам трек просто отпадный😻😻

[@MarcinOfTheNuclearVillage]

This shit just made my day hahaha... The song and the video was fucking great but once more I’ve enjoyed your comments more than actual topic of the conversation 😂 Thanks for the effort guys! It means a lot. \m/

[@toniruha]

The funny thing when they're playing Trouble/Kimble is everyone's getting '6' every time which makes them fight because the one who starts gets free dice rolls with the sixes.

[@Nate_Dogg714]

I LOVE this new DIMMU BORGIR song!

[@leopartanen9431]

This is just a parody, but check out their real band called Suamenlejjona, which is also a joke, but they go on tour 👍🏻 Suamenlejjona - Älä käy mulle: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJW7Xqatg56HrZo Testicol: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX-qg52inJyGpbM

[@JaymeSplendid]

These guys have been making funny as shit BM videos for YEARS now. I really like the one in the snow and the ultra evil video of them in the summer at the beach! Fucking awesome!

[@onearthonelegion]

I have participated Satanic Rite of playing Kimble. It was magnificent but made my balls itch. Testicol is great after playing Kimble. Testicol apteekista.

[@jamesgamingtv9677]

atleast they didnt click skip ad like i did on the original video lmao

[@NolanVoid]

So, Adrienne (Sevrn Spires) told me about a project she did with Hannes Grossman (Obscura/Necrophagist) Clemens Wijers (Carach Angren) and some dude from Spain named Pietro. Band's called Yass-Waddah and the song is called The World as it was Sung to Be. Since getting ANYBODY in the reaction community to react to Seven Spires is like pulling teeth....figured we'd try anothet Adrienne jam.

[@Ozero_Charly]

Классный клип, классная музыка! 😻😻😻 Мне тоже Боргиров напомнило.

[@set2512]

When the hell did the Black Satan's become dimmu borgir???

[@tarmotyyri6733]

Amazing reaction/revies as always. The moment you said both the doubleheader bands are from my home country, I decided to like them both no matter what. P.S. Found out a bit later from the comment below, this band is from Norway, so we'll see. Must say not bad, even the harsh vocals were almost likable as they were mixed more into the background. P.S. There's nothing more enjoyable than a gigantic dick in a black metal parody. As a child I also used to play "Kimble" (Trouble) a lot.

[@tarmotyyri6733]

@musicmediator2947 👍‍🤘‍

[@toni.tapola]

Hilarious video and good song, hilarious reactions and good reactions :)

[@tuomas2611]

You guys gotta react to castle street killaz its made by these same guys 😂

[@timokoj]

Great react!Try next Suamenlejjona-suamalaista lihaa.

[@danielgelencser2275]

Its important to understand the lyrics in suamenlejjona songs....

[@Omskanielar]

I thought the 666-guy was a reference to old Dimmu Borgir, they had the top hat-keyboard player who looked like that, around 1991 or something like that xD If you haven't already done it, please please watch their other videos, they're a good laugh :D

[@Ozero_Charly]

Ахах, я нашла старые фото Боргиров и там действительно был такой парень в цилиндре и плаще, этакий благородный господин...🤣

[@soylentgreen6727]

THE TRUE DARK LORDS! THE BLACKEST BLACKEREST NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL FROM FINLAND

[@sylbaryn]

You forgot to unpack that they were playing all their instruments on the Garage Band app. UPDATE - You did notice that. Well done.

[@21380]

Well now you need to react on Battledragon as their vocalist has been a big part of this video and song.

[@21380]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYPSYa2lj6-rm8U

[@Patralgan]

Oh gawd.. I remember these guys from like 15 years ago. They had like two music videos, very silly stuff but very low budget. I guess they spent all these years making this :D

[@annazheng3391]

Not related to the video but... Mar 16th - Children of Bodom, Swallow The Sun, Wolfheart... I was there!

[@APREACTS]

What a night!

[@jkkvnttj]

Believe it or not but Turmion Kätilöt is sort of serious band, at least lyrically. This is purely parody. Belzebubs could have been parody but I'm glad they did it a bit sophisticated, like dethklok for instance.

[@wardeni4806]

Have to disagree, TK has songs like "Vedetäänkö vai ei", "Pyhä Maa", "Teurastaja" etc. where the lyrics are everything but serious. However, TK's satire is usually directed at society, societal norms, beliefs etc. while this band is satire based on other bands

[@jasonsperatos6412]

This is the Spinal Tap of Black Metal😂😂😂

[@ducatista695]

I don't think these guys that made the video realize that this is a joke band. When you watch their other videos you will realize you've been had. Wait until he hears about Woods Of Trees.

[@bangxeloz]

They are advanced Tableticions.. Great skill im impressed

[@ingovonderluhe2174]

Damned good Band with pure Irony and Sarkasm.Check out their other Videos.Cant stop laughing.So Funny.

[@Qassu78]

If you ever come to Finland, I'd love to meet you two. _\,,/

[@APREACTS]

Coming this August

[@emiliajylha2584]

React to Morska Krava - Lucifer in the sky with diamonds!! It's the best

[@janneuuskoski9945]

Can you react to these two amazing songs? --> Eye of the Enemy - The Shift kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWLNnZmDl7-Cj9U --> The Haunted - 99 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKO1dZqboLJ-obc

[@Utulintu]

The song is a masterpiece though 😁

[@daskraut]

apart from the high comedic value of this (and their old work) this is a seriously good song!

[@APREACTS]

I agree, the song kicks ass

[@veeraelviirahaavisto2645]

React to Lucifer in the sky with diamonds by Morska Krava!

[@bergelofhell8558]

The best black metal parody band!

[@Lerssinen]

Keppana viimeisestä on tultu pitkälle...

[@pendekarlaut7377]

Their song very good.. I like other song too..

[@hextatik_sound]

Better Dimmu Burger than Dimmu Burger.

[@Frogemoth]

Better than Dimmu Borgir

[@WarlonWinterheart]

Nah, too commecrial. I liked their old stuff more. :)

[@esajarvi2591]

The ad (look at the product) is a parody

[@kekkuiminukus77]

React to castle street killaz. At to time the song was released it was ok. Very bad these days. But

[@chrisskull7882]

funny thing is they are a parody band but there alot better than newer black metal bands

[@sairas3649]

poor guys Dimmu Borgir act gone wrong, parody wise ok =)

[@TurboKarpalo]

Listen brand new song Foredoomed - Worldfire

[@taymazpourhosseini7031]

1000% trve kvlt.

[@TrueMetalBrother]

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